Unwanted Presence | Say MovieNight Kevin
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ส.ค. 2024
- Halloween is rapidly drawing near! Join Kevin for the SCARIEST MOVIE he's ever reviewed. You won't believe it. I promise! It's basically Paranormal Activity, meets Insidious and The Grudge, but EVEN BETTER! Am I right?! Find out, IF YOU DARE!!!!!
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First, there was The Haunting. Then, there was The Shining. And then, there was The Conjuring. This fall, get ready for... The Planning.
A narrative completely made out of phone calls.
I love your pfp!
That suicide at the beginning was actually unscripted. The actor that was supposed to play the ghost just saw the finished product and, you know...
Wow-just wow.
Wait what? i'm confused?
Good one.
All I thought when I saw that scene was, “Wait, why does she have a Luger? Like, why did they use that specific handgun?”
@@ilitardo160 He's implying that the movie was so bad she killed herself.
I didn't know this was going to be a movie about the horrors of a vague corporate workplace.
No! The horrors of B-roll!!!!!!!
The sequel looks at a haunted airport terminal.
It's called *Unwanted Presence: The Itinerary* ...landing at a theater near you.
The true mystery of this movie is how and why two single people owned a $550,000 mansion all to themselves, one of them on a journalist’s salary.
So the ladies in the second cleaning crew weren't attacked by the ghost because they were singing a Christian song? Based on the conclusion of the movie, that's what it seems like.
Yeah, I think that's what they were going for: the ghost wasn't able to attack them because they were Christian. But if that's the case, then why did the ghost try to attack the Evangelists when they were in the house?
Take a shot every time an actor flubs up their line and they didn't bother to do another take.
Emily Hanson I don’t want to die
In so oooooooooooooo drinks
I checked out the IMDB page for this movie. It has a rating of 3.0. The Trivia section has only one "fact": "Did you know...Watching this movie will cause you to lose 90 minutes of your life that you will never get back
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OMG! This looks like something Neil Breen would come up with. This felt like a series of bad early 90's commercials, run together for an hour. This whole movie is an unwanted presence.
This was the wrong kind of scary
TheCelineMarie *S P O O P Y*
This seems like a movie that is 2% ghost, 2% the sinners prayer, and 96% planning for stuff...
Btw, I liked your southern baptist voice towards the end.
I damn near fell outta my bed when that old lady said "i heard as shot. She's probably dead" like ok damn 😂😂😂
"We'll even clean up dead bodies even when they are weeks old"
"This conversation should've ended before the movie even started" 😂😂😂
Truthfully, that sounds like a really great alternate title to this movie, lol
That gun sound is definitely a free sound effect, I've heard it in too many indie free-to-play games. This made that clip way more funny.
This is so homemade. It's like something you'd be proud of if your kids did for school.
"If you believe in that stuff, then you would think that you would believe in Christianity. And if are... then what are you afraid of?"
My exact thoughts when you said "Christian Horror Movie".
We have to at least give the movie credit for having realistic black characters lol 1 minute before their scene I was like "Man, if it was some black people in that house they woulda ran out so quick"😂😂
I could have missed something, but I'm pretty sure whenever they were talking about "cleaning up the mess," they were just talking about all the blood and stuff...not the body.
But given that we are talking about this particular movie it wouldn't surprise me either way lol
This seems like a great movie to get drunk with friends and make fun of it
It is!
"3rd floor, 3rd room on the right, room 333... i can tell you 3 will be very useful...." then they schedule the meeting for 4 o'clock? That's where the seed fell on bad soil.
Kevin your toilet is haunted, your dog can tell
KEVIN CUSSED?! Hes an atheist now!!!!!
Saint Peter cussed when he denied Jesus the third time.
@@tintinismybelgian COINCIDENCE???? I think not...
@@AvgJane19 There are differing views as to Peter's soteriological status prior to the resurrection. What is your stance? If Peter were to have died (or even killed himself like Judas did), where would his soul have ended up?
I too frequently change my pants while walking down hallways in public buildings.
They change color, according to one's mood.
This movie reminds me of Birdemic, but only because I honestly really think the entirety of the feasible budget was so that one person could get an arguably sweet car.
I laughed out loud so many times. “Stop. Making. Plans.!”
this is the Christian version of the room, so funny!
It reminds me a lot of Birdemic, tbh
FearlessAstridHofferson YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, JUDAS!
I'm fed up with this Room!
Oh, hi Mark!
I’m so happy I have you as my best friend....and I love Jesus so much
Did this movie even have a full script? I feel like they just had a basic outline and filmed that.
+Jen Himes that’s what I think too. At least for most of it.
Yeah. My sister and I once when we were little tried to come up with a play on the Pilgrims for our grandmother and our aunt. The entire thing lasted about ten minutes, and consisted of like, three scenes with ten-second dialogue. It was pretty bad:)
This film is about...stuff. And things.
TheSouloftheDragon you forgot to mention the stuff
Stuff and things are the most important things and stuff in any film ever. Screw all that storyline nonsense with the well-written characters and good dialogue and good actors and cinematography and all that nonsense!
Stuff, Laurie!! *THAAAANGS*
Isn't "Christian horror movie" redundant?
10072018 *E D G Y*
Some Christian groups do oppose any and all Halloween celebrations, scary movies, fantasy novels, etc.
Not really. I've been a Christian all my life, and I also love the horror genre. Hell, The Shining is one of my top 10 favorite movies. XD
Naww...you really want Christian Horror, just read Revelations. :3
Yeah, it’s spine-chilling.
this is a horror movie, made by people who've never seen a horror movie, for people who don't watch horror movies :P
I just have to say: this is one of my favorite videos on the entire godforsaken website. I have watched it dozens of times and it ALWAYS makes me laugh, whether I’m feeling up or down. Thanks for this one, Kevin. :))))
God, these types of movies with awkward, pointless scenes are so hard to watch. How do you do it Kevin?
EDIT: Also, WHY was the body still in that room? -_-
I don't understand how movies like these films can be made, as an aspiring filmmaker I see movies like this and just shudder in horror.
Brandon Roberts who pays for these things? Who approves them? Who says, "Yeah guys let's make a spooky christian horror film called Unwanted Presence!" Just boggles my mind haha
No body knows....the trouble I've seen....
Well, it IS a horror movie.
Probably the ghost hunters using this to make money.
"My dog barks at things that aren't there all the time."
Uh Kevin, you sure you don't want to get your house exorcised?
:p
Best case scenario, the director comes out and says to the audience "It was just a prank guys! this isn't a real movie!"
DO DOOO DO DO DOOO DOOT SUICIDE, pffffft hahahahahhahahahaah, I don't think I've ever responded that uproariously to an unexpected suicide joke. Kevin, I'm fairly positive you always make your fans day with these videos, I know you make mine, keep it up man.
The stilted acting and dialogue? Check. Some bad pacing and editing? Check. The lackluster cinematography and utilization of film shots? Check. Some bizarre narrative structure that makes little sense? Check. Horrible choice of music that has nothing to do with whatever happens on screen? Check. An overall feeling of watching a James Nguyen flick? Check.
Yep, this movie definitely takes place in the Birdemic universe.
If it had a male protagonist, it might have fit inside the Neil Breen universe.
Or The Room.
Donkey Ollie is scarier.
Oh, yeah, you're right. Probably.:)
Donkey Olli is the scareiest of them all
Donkey ollie is terrifying. Utterly
Bonechilling. Terrifying!
My mom helped a crime scene investigator in college and had to take three showers to get the smell off. I assume places where dead bodies were can still stink really bad.
And she had an unsolved case...
Well the bowels do empty out when someone dies
0:36 Man, I love it when Kevin wears only sleeves...
+Trygve Plaustrum pretty hot!
.....so...many...questions
I love your commentary! Any budding Christian filmmakers should be watching this.
+Black Master thanks!
I dig your reviews on Christian and secular movies they are good, entertaining and I learned a lot from them.
just these clips were excruciating , I don't know how you made it through the whole thing
The last time I was this early, DC Talk was still a band.
Kristin Chung last time dc talk was a band TH-cam wasn’t around
And I was never this early.
No offense Kevin, but I really would like you to do more MovieNights than Bargain Bins as I find they more entertaining and easier to keep up with
+IgnitionPoint 2 haha. Well I guess that’s good to hear, since I put so much work into the MovieNights. Bargain Bin takes a day to put together, Movie Night takes weeks.
OMFG! Best movie review ever. This is sooooooooo bad, what the hell is up with that super positive cult cleaning crew?
So... Am I the only one that thought they were going to convert the ghost or something? It sounds kinda dumb but this... This is a whole new level of something indescribable...
>Grabs handful of candy and then puts it down without eating anything
Kevin, I just want you to know that I watch your videos when I feel sick and it's very comforting.
Thank you!
I do too. I have chronic Lyme diseaae and I'm sometimes bedridden from it....Kevin makes me laugh though. ❤
I laughed the hardest when the sucker got stuck to your forehead 😂 this is literally so bad. It might even be worse than 6.
Do you mean worse than Thr3e?
"These spirits inhabitant other peoples Bodies." Like maybe the... Secretary! Kevin's Theory confirmed.
This movie captures the horror of the soul-killing, droning way people speak in corporations and how unflattering office lighting makes everything drab. I'm shook.
37:28 kevin's edgiest joke yet
I don't know what you're talking about. 😉
He also "said" a bad word.
the backslide is real :P
I just realized why they do so much planning during the movie!
It's because they didn't do any planning in pre-production!
Or it's behind the scenes footage of the producers and AD's (wait, they probably didn't have an AD, did they?)
Dang, anyone else wanna just walk into whatever studio made this and pitch literally anything else, the same way you say you’re a pilot just to stop idiots from letting the ship crash over and over again?
Kevin kind of sounds like "Church Lady" (at 36:00ish) from SNL and it's kind of the best.
This shit is soooo painfully bad that it makes me depressed even just looking at these few-minute-clips. Good job reviewing it, Kevin, and kudos to you for making it all through the end. I would have vomited on the halfway.
Did we hear Kevin swear? Oh snap. (Great review, btw; 37:25 made me laugh harder than it should have)
Kevin cussed! He said bullsh*t! The world's turned upside down! Christian heads are exploding!
Sophia Lohrman as Hamilton would say *T H E W O R L D T U R N E D U P S I D E D O W N*
Eh, he did say sh*t in God's not dead 2 lol
+JereKane did I!? lol. Sounds about right.
+JereKane That word is a synonym for the movie, so...
Goodnight, Kevin.
Goodnight, Kevin.
Good *evening,* Kevin.
har-har, funny joke
Howcouldyou.
Good year kevin...
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Did Jack Chick write the script? The bad writing and dialogue seems a lot like his comic tracts.
If he had, the ghost would have been laughing "HARR HARR HARR". 😆
8:00 I think I heard a bell as the cleaning crew was doing its job... Must've been a...
*MAGNUM DONG*
Get it? Because the company was Magnum?
Eh, I thought it was clever.
w h a t i s t h i s m o v i e
At 5:19 the twelve-year-old brother went "look, it's George Lucas!!"
I love it when he re-edits all the weird cuts.
I'm waiting for Kevin to start doing a "it's EXPOSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITION!!!" scream. :-)
Don't you mean Holy-ween?
Illya Lypyak
It was originally called All Hallows Eve. I think that holy came from hallow, but I'm not for sure.
He should have called it that
Yes, was called All Hallows Eve, otherwise known as All Saints. This is because the next day, November 1st, is the Feast of All Saints day in the Catholic Liturgical calendar.
Is that anything like the Holy Prepuce?
Insert Chick Tract
The next door neighbor reminds me of a sullen NPC in skyrim who's always standing in the same place
37:08 Was that a throwback to the Nostalgia Christian series? Hah, it's great that you're doing your own content now, but that series title was actually pretty catchy. Great review, as always.
What an unwanted presence.
Kevin, you straight up turned into John Crist at 35:23 😂
This movie feels like those people who cause bug problems so they're called to fix the own problems they caused.
Wow I can't tell you how much I love your reviews lol!!!!
You never cease to amaze us, Kevin!!
+Kelsey J. Thanks so much!
It's funny how adamant Christians are that there's no such thing as ghosts. In 1 Samuel, Saul goes to a conjurer and summons the ghost of Samuel.
+10072018 but didn’t you hear, those were actually sssssspiritsstttthhh!!!
I think ghosts are real...they're just demons with special effects experience.
I also think the Samuel story is a one-off instance where God allows Samuel's spirit to rebuke Saul (who had already gone off the rails at that point).
Aaaaaaaaannnnnnnnd I also think that this movie is just all-around bad. Way too much emphasis on Jesus' name as a magic charm rather than the powerful force that it is.
The movie should have had a cameo by Samuel Jackson saying, "Yes, I hope these demons die and I hope they burn in hell!!"
Nostalgia Christian makes a brief appearance!! :D
"maybe they're witches!" LMAO. I love your videos man.
The scariest part about this movie is the fact that it was created.
I laughed out loud at Kevin's remarks so much during this one. 😂
The monologue at the end was gr8 :D
This is such a great review! The best I've seen from you! Thanks for the laugh Kevin.
Which was more insufferable to watch--Unwanted Presence or David and Goliath?
+tintinismybelgian I think D&G. 1. Because if it’s budget, it just made it so unbelievable. And 2. Because it never moved forward. This move was awful, but it at least kept throwing new things at me to laugh at. I actually had a hard time chopping this one up, because there were so many funny parts. There are so many ridiculous things in this movie I didn’t even mention. Haha.
The scene starting at 11:52 was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
Wow all these actors seem drunk.
realistically the body would've been moved for either 1) an autopsy or 2) a family member to identify the body. also there are people who specialize in cleaning up crime scenes, you'd think she'd want to hire one of those instead of traumatizing a random cleaning crew that (probably) wasn't expecting to see a corpse today.
4:20 that airplane scene 😂😂😂😂😂
The ending to this vid is great.
If you an Atheist then demons don't exist. And if you a Christian then JESUS. Either way demon are not scary.
Its just so blunt and obvious.
Yup, I'm a Christian and I'm not afraid of demons. Why should I be?
@Luthien Tinuviel Did you not watch the vid? They TP your bathroom, and you have to hire scumbag exorcists, and they RUIN YOUR DINNER PARTIES!!11!
Also: In the story of Job you have demons will murder your family, infect you, steal your slaves, and burn everything you own. And while Job got a new hotter/younger wife it totally sucked for Wife 1.0 and the kids. Satan was trapped in Hell at the time so he just ordered his demons to do the bad stuff. Demons can get out of Hell will ease I guess.
I thought Paranormal Activity was horrible. But this makes it seem like a masterpiece.
The last time I was this early, I was making an unoriginal joke about how early I was
1:34 she got the test results back. She definitely has Breast cancer.
Oh hai mark
Yes, it is absolutely standard procedure to check for prints even if you think it's a suicide.
The police don't make that determination, the coroner determines cause of death and they won't know that till after the autopsy.
Also makeup brushes are actually excellent for the task lol.
WhaAAAAAaat?! How does that even work?! I thought that specific professional people clean up dead bodies!!! XD
Kevin turned the puns all the way to 11 on this one.
So hilarious! Every time I watch one of these videos, I think, "This HAS to be the worst one. No movie could possibly be worse." And then I watch another video and I'm proven wrong.
What you need to disclose does vary state to state. Most i think do require that murder or suicide be disclosed (since that direclty affects the property value). In at least a few (TX, NY and CT among others) even require you to disclose if the house is haunted.
I was in a messianic cult, I was tormented by prayer rituals, deliverance ministry, spiritual warfare, etc. To the point of PTSD.
This is one of my favorite reviews that you have done. i watch it once a day, i just love it.
I rewatched this the other day, and I totally agree! This was such a funny movie.
So happy to see your channel grow dude!
Man, I’m sure glad Business Corporation could streamline their output to maximize potential and become #1 in Industry Work!
He's gonna interview Thr3e.
Oh, man, this is gonna be good.
Kevin you're too good to us. I haven't the slightest clue how you make such long videos so often. But I hope you truly get payed enough for the art create hahaha
+Seanerzat that’s so nice, thank you so much!
I hope the people making this movie had fun.