How dinosaurs REALLY went extinct

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    Written by: Julie Nolke
    Shot by: Samuel Larson
    Editor: Alec Mckay
    Production Assistant: Jill Agopsowicz
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  • @julienolke
    @julienolke  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1099

    Support the channel by subscribing!! 🤠🌺🤟🤸‍♀️ Help me get to 1 MILLION 😝

    • @nasirmohammed2810
      @nasirmohammed2810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hope you will soon!

    • @blackthorn7071
      @blackthorn7071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SECOND REPLY YAY!

    • @pratikshyamohapatra
      @pratikshyamohapatra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Congratulations already 🧡🧡..

    • @thegreenhoodieguy
      @thegreenhoodieguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      How are you not at 1M yet

    • @BespokeSlipp
      @BespokeSlipp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You’re so close, you’ll get there soon!!! Well deserved too, damn your content is funny as f*ck

  • @gaya3
    @gaya3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3621

    Why I am feeling unrealistically and unreasonably sad about Dino julie

    • @josepablolunasanchez1283
      @josepablolunasanchez1283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      If Dino Julie was still here, you would not exist. You are Dino Julie fodder. LOL!!

    • @neilcognito
      @neilcognito 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Question is what came first;
      The dinosaur outfit or the video idea?

    • @belcardozo417
      @belcardozo417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same here!

    • @AnuragMohan007
      @AnuragMohan007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Gayathri Chechi!!

    • @DianteEx
      @DianteEx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I don't like corporate Julie...

  • @thatinternetdude1392
    @thatinternetdude1392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1195

    When a dinosaur wearing a tie sucking a werthers original tells you to seek mental health, you should listen.

    • @subhrajitroy1477
      @subhrajitroy1477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Tony-sk9uo
      @Tony-sk9uo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You win the internet for today

    • @meofamily4
      @meofamily4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That ad at the end seemed intentionally ironic, or perhaps I should say sarcastic.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah, I ignore that persona in my head daily, but I have a good reason - her tie has pictures of dead kittens on it, and like my daddy said, "Son, if a dinosaur wearing a tie with pictures of dead kittens on it ever gives you any advice, ignore it completely. It doesn't even matter if she's sucking a Werther's."
      I mean, he _did_ just get out of dental surgery when he said that, so I always assumed it was the anesthesia talking, but after seeing this, I'm not so sure anymore.

    • @thatinternetdude1392
      @thatinternetdude1392 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dargonhuman What if I told you her tie didn't have dead kittens?

  • @rcepuch
    @rcepuch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1702

    The dinosaur character is right up there with Drunk Julie, and I hope we see her again soon!

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  3 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      awe thank you!

    • @macmaresa
      @macmaresa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      What a cruel request. She just went extinct! How can she come back from that?

    • @RealRomplayer
      @RealRomplayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@macmaresa She just walks in from the other side of the screen. With a hat.

    • @algomaone121
      @algomaone121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I’m afraid with the asteroid that hit, that may not be possible...

    • @ryanweible9090
      @ryanweible9090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@macmaresa well, you take the DNA from mosquitos and then inject it in frog eggs...and Chrichton, write this down, i think it will work.

  • @StevenHe
    @StevenHe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1547

    I feel so bad for the dinosaur

    • @vishaljoy6802
      @vishaljoy6802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      u shouldn't cos dinosaur is FAILLYURR!!! love your work man😂😂😂

    • @CAPSLOCKPUNDIT
      @CAPSLOCKPUNDIT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Don't take it so hard, human. It could happen to anyone. BTW, you need to report to report to HR right away. Something about the latest restructuring plan.

    • @vishaljoy6802
      @vishaljoy6802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Raison_d-etre watch Steven's videos then you'll understand😂😅

    • @Raison_d-etre
      @Raison_d-etre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vishaljoy6802 I stand corrected.
      Btw, he sounds just like the Malaysian-Chinese food critic who made fun of a BBC cooking show's rice preparation. Forgot his name.

    • @vishaljoy6802
      @vishaljoy6802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Raison_d-etre Oddly specific but sure! 😂
      Also his channel's epic no!

  • @crows2808
    @crows2808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    "So, actually it looks like we can bring you back in a smaller role. There'll be less responsibilities, shorter hours, and I guarantee everyone will love you. Especially your wings. Yes, we're getting you wings."

    • @YuriyNasretdinov
      @YuriyNasretdinov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Nice comment from... wait, a Crow??

    • @SatumainenOlento
      @SatumainenOlento 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Awesome 😂

    • @vaastav6524
      @vaastav6524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Birbs

    • @megasbaladoros
      @megasbaladoros 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Underated.
      The same thing happens to most of my jokes. Most people are a little too extinction material to get them.

    • @scarletempress2652
      @scarletempress2652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@YuriyNasretdinov Birds are dinosaurs. Palaeontologists generally say ‘the asteroid that wiped out non-avian dinosaurs’ now

  • @ecostarr
    @ecostarr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1486

    "So, do we still get our pensions? And severance pay?"
    "Here's what I'm going to do for you . . ." Classic corporate deflection strategy.

    • @chasbodaniels1744
      @chasbodaniels1744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      This entire vid gave me the chills … from years of corporate experience.

    • @moonhunter9993
      @moonhunter9993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@chasbodaniels1744 me too

    • @dzd2371
      @dzd2371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I loved the little uh-hu when pension was mentioned as well one of those I heard you, but not an answer yes to receiving a pension.

    • @simond.455
      @simond.455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      She could just have been honest and say: "You'll gonna be paid a generous pension until the end of your days." 😈

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No actual money. But a lovely new wing of corporate hq will be dedicated to all the valiant dinos who bravely dinoed on for the cause. Til it was done with them.
      And some engraved list or whatever. Great. On your way out, could you send Megalodon in? Thanks.

  • @carola-lifeinparis
    @carola-lifeinparis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1494

    Oh, the dino is sooo cute. Now the Dino meeting Weird Julie would be epic

    • @eruannster
      @eruannster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Dino Julie meets Mirror Dino-Julie?

    • @julianrenolfi5017
      @julianrenolfi5017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Who is weird Julie? I just know Mirrow Julie, High Julie, Russian Julie...

    • @onions222
      @onions222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@vanivari359 you're not alone. I wanted to giver her a cuddle to make her feel better, before the buned flesh from the meteor of course

    • @oregonoutback7779
      @oregonoutback7779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@onions222 What ?? Meteor ?? I thought they went extinct because they smoked cigarettes? Now I'm so confused.

    • @edwardparkhurst9804
      @edwardparkhurst9804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You have a great point there.

  • @MSte21
    @MSte21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1019

    Dino Julie is so adorable, I feel terrible for her.

    • @nacoran
      @nacoran 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It reminds me of the last episode of Dinosaurs when they were sitting around in the cold.
      th-cam.com/video/k9b9aoINXzk/w-d-xo.html

    • @itskasey1839
      @itskasey1839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I wanna see more of dino Julie!

    • @63seedubyt
      @63seedubyt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Maybe we don't need that...". I felt so bad for her.

    • @JLilliquist
      @JLilliquist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She got outsourced.

    • @neolexiousneolexian6079
      @neolexiousneolexian6079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You watch Oxboxtra?

  • @BethanyKay
    @BethanyKay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1766

    So glad the higher-ups decided to keep the mosquitos. Their intelligence must be far above our own.

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I'm sure the dinosaurs will appreciate it too when the mosquitos and humans eventually work together to get them all back in business!

    • @Raison_d-etre
      @Raison_d-etre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Evolution is not so much the survival of the fittest, but the survival of the fit enough.

    • @taymarrudon9686
      @taymarrudon9686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah so we're gonna have to dEsTrOy them there can be noting more intelligent than us

    • @alukata9763
      @alukata9763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Raison_d-etre evolution is about who's able to adapt to the changes.
      Well, we humans aren't able to adapt quickly enough to the upcoming climate changes... so yeah, mankind will most likely go extinct in the next 100-200 years...

    • @ronansuperfrog8425
      @ronansuperfrog8425 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alukat A I think climate change at worst will cause a destruction of civilization and severe technological regression but not total extinction of humans

  • @Natalie-101
    @Natalie-101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    Julie's acting is too good I feel genuinely hurt for the poor dinosaur😭

    • @adamdavis1648
      @adamdavis1648 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me too 😔

    • @SenorAlec
      @SenorAlec 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      there were millions of them.

    • @user-vc5rp7nf8f
      @user-vc5rp7nf8f 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      same, dino julie was so cute and sweet. didn't deserve that

  • @ProBadSing
    @ProBadSing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +885

    God, the corporate boss Julie was too fucking real.

    • @chrisleneil
      @chrisleneil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      We’ve all worked for her, haven’t we?!😬

    • @jonv1776
      @jonv1776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It was very disturbing. Lol

    • @monkiram
      @monkiram 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      My hate for her was grossly out of proportion for a fictional character.

    • @myougasimpson785
      @myougasimpson785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Right?!!! I hated her...bad memories🙈😅

    • @tullisbabe
      @tullisbabe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Got fired 9 months ago and this feels a little too real 😅

  • @SashenkaKun
    @SashenkaKun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    Was already cracking up 10 seconds in, was not expecting Juliesaurus Rex

    • @immanuelgodson7156
      @immanuelgodson7156 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      SOY BOY

    • @nakul2702
      @nakul2702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@immanuelgodson7156 no

    • @CraigMCox
      @CraigMCox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Simp-osaurus

    • @gsiya4023
      @gsiya4023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CraigMCox oh shut up
      I'm a girl and I liked it

    • @jlvfr
      @jlvfr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "... and I'll see you next week." No Juliesaurus, you won't...

  • @something5683
    @something5683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    i can feel a JULIE CINEMATIC UNIVERSE: endgame-type of episode in the future

    • @something5683
      @something5683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      the time travel aspect is already established😂😂😂

    • @digital_gravity
      @digital_gravity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      JCU!

    • @citizenbobx
      @citizenbobx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Nolkeverse.

    • @itskasey1839
      @itskasey1839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yesssss

    • @jelita_
      @jelita_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @David Lim Yes. that would be tight.

  • @Derekivery
    @Derekivery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    Julie: They will destroy the planet and each other for the sake of progress
    Debra: Maybe we don't need that.
    So sweet, innocent and profound.

    • @BumMcFluff
      @BumMcFluff ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For the sake of profit.

  • @donalddade5643
    @donalddade5643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    I truly felt for the dinosaur and the HR person was so perfectly condescending. Julie is off the charts talented.

  • @harveymalice
    @harveymalice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    “What you’re doing is one for the history books.” Lol.

    • @ransfordrowe6409
      @ransfordrowe6409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Creatist text books maybe 😀😀

    • @meiinuyasha
      @meiinuyasha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      dinosaurs aren't REALLY extinct they evolved in to birds

    • @Raison_d-etre
      @Raison_d-etre 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@meiinuyasha They aren't extinct. The non-avian dinosaurs went extinct.

  • @swengib914
    @swengib914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    Julie's acting is fantastic. I can't recall the last time I've both loved and hated two different characters played by the same person in the same piece.

    • @KitagumaIgen
      @KitagumaIgen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ...but her HF-organisation-consultant right out of office-space character were just a bit too realistic - how many nightmares will she cause?

    • @ca9603
      @ca9603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Great summary in one sentence 😉👌!

    • @DanKaschel
      @DanKaschel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@KitagumaIgen it was like a hellish hybrid of consultant and… Karen

    • @MxSherwood
      @MxSherwood 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think you’d like Orphan Black!

    • @adamdavis1648
      @adamdavis1648 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DanKaschel Maybe it's a division of "The Adjustment Bureau" that we never saw in that movie.

  • @Bingle121
    @Bingle121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    Her humor is really evolving.

  • @elizabethaman7
    @elizabethaman7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    "they have opposable thumbs"
    deborah: **looks down at her own hands**

  • @michellevanoverloop4431
    @michellevanoverloop4431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    "I wouldn't say fire...no no...well there will be fire." Such a great throw away line. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jeffehren
    @jeffehren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    "An epic movie franchise in your honor."
    "That doesn't feel equal."
    It's not, Debra. It's not.

    • @jameskilgour387
      @jameskilgour387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Think of the exposure though

    • @DA-bm2mj
      @DA-bm2mj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Land Before Time?

    • @therubberducktube
      @therubberducktube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DA-bm2mj That was my first thought too. Though I would guess they are actually talking Jurassic Park. Which isn't even about real dinosaurs.

    • @Raison_d-etre
      @Raison_d-etre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@therubberducktube It's about real dinosaurs. They did change those dinosaurs to make them scarier.

  • @harsh595
    @harsh595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    I feel like Julie bought a dinosaur outfit and needed to make a video so she could make it a business write-off...

    • @GR46404
      @GR46404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      She already did that with roller skates.

  • @snakesnoteyes
    @snakesnoteyes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    I haven’t been this sad for a dinosaur since “The Land Before Time”

    • @gsiya4023
      @gsiya4023 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i havent been this sad for a creature since 'puff the magic dragon'

  • @kennyd8632
    @kennyd8632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    Honestly, the way Julie incorporates her characters into her sponsors is absolutely amazing top quality content and i wish more creators would do this.

    • @Raison_d-etre
      @Raison_d-etre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes, blurring the line between content and advertisements is something we should cheer.

    • @kennyd8632
      @kennyd8632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Raison_d-etre if its entertaining is it really advertisement? 😏

    • @amandachallis5649
      @amandachallis5649 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Raison_d-etre I understand your perspective 💯! I think Julie is incredibly talented with her productions and the fact that she does grab you and entertain you while crediting and/or advertising her sponsors is brilliant. Don’t knock someone and/or hate on other’s success. The woman is bright, creative, funny and just overall talented. The fact that she has sponsors, just shows she is doing well with her channel. It’s okay to profit and succeed even if “you” are not interested in the ads, you may to appreciate her ability to deliver content for both her show and sponsors $$.
      Unless, you feel that you would do better and by all means, please share. Okay, last line comes across “harsh” if you personalize it. Please do not. Not here to argue. Simply impressed with her skill and overall quality talent. Thankful for some comic relief and especially the few channels on TH-cam that always make us smile, even during the most difficult times. It has not been easy for anyone. Or as I usually say, “Most people have been struggling one way or another the past year +”. Simply thankful. I am happy for her that she has sponsors because that means she’s making that $$. That’s all. Stay Safe and Be Well! All the best to everyone! Lastly, most don’t have the same creativity to do what she does. The sponsors are even for mental health (“This is getting long you!”). The mental health aspect is great, particularly during hard times and does advertise in way that catches your attention. Lost a few people this last year. Mental health is so important and so many struggling. I don’t see any negative IMO.

    • @Raison_d-etre
      @Raison_d-etre 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@amandachallis5649 When you promote your sponsors you will promote, for example, an overpriced product once in a while. No need to get so defensive. I rendered no judgment on Julie Nolke.

    • @Raison_d-etre
      @Raison_d-etre 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kennyd8632 You've obviously never heard of product placement.

  • @worldwideinterests1
    @worldwideinterests1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    I'm a paleontologist, and I support this message.

    • @afcgeo882
      @afcgeo882 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s funny since this presents 0 paleontological facts.

    • @Pingwn
      @Pingwn ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@afcgeo882 It dose state dinosaurs existed, there is that.

  • @Theo1505
    @Theo1505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    1. Deborah as her name had me laughing out loud in the first 10 seconds.
    2. Kudos on the tissue box edit. Very smooth.
    3. Humans sound horrible. I hope it doesn't catch on.

    • @penguina4643
      @penguina4643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      By the end I'd forgotten her name was Deborah and I spluttered with laughter all over again

    • @Shadow-Shell
      @Shadow-Shell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I agree with Debra. It doesn't sound great at all
      They should reconsider it

    • @Raison_d-etre
      @Raison_d-etre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Lèmon Lēe They had less free will to change though.

  • @buticansingmanyanimesongs3020
    @buticansingmanyanimesongs3020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    the "overly-friendly-but-condescending" corporate boss is spot on

    • @Zuraneve
      @Zuraneve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I started feeling stressed out watching the video. I've had to deal with corporate America way too often.

    • @1029blue
      @1029blue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Zuraneve Yeah, I'm sure a lot of people who have gone through layoffs found this pretty triggering, despite how well-done the sketch was. It's just way too accurate.

    • @CM-pf1xc
      @CM-pf1xc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YYEEEESS, this vid kind of needs a trigger warning for reals

  • @Kirsten_is_cursed10
    @Kirsten_is_cursed10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    “I wouldn’t say fired...well, there WILL be fire...” 😅

    • @ransfordrowe6409
      @ransfordrowe6409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At least you were paying attention

  • @StevenHe
    @StevenHe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    YESSSSSSSSSSSS 😂😂😂😂😂 how did you come up with this idea

    • @Erm.what_thefreak
      @Erm.what_thefreak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🦖

    • @JLilliquist
      @JLilliquist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think that almost every time.

    • @pollomago
      @pollomago 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not coming up with this idea is FAILURE...

    • @jaiKalro13
      @jaiKalro13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Cause she’s not a failure !

    • @aba1829
      @aba1829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She also watches "Kurzgesagt - in a nutshell". 😁

  • @paulcrowder
    @paulcrowder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I can just see Julie walking through Walmart, finding the dinosaur costume in the clearance aisle, and then inspiration hits.

  • @MattRosvideos
    @MattRosvideos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    Picturing the Jurassic age as just a bunch of people dressed up in dinosaur costumes has made my day!

    • @ritz673
      @ritz673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Someone needs to make an edit with T-rex Julie 😂

    • @onions222
      @onions222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think it would be an "epoch" display of talent

    • @dorianr4770
      @dorianr4770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ever heard of the Dinosaurs TV show?

    • @madsolsen9591
      @madsolsen9591 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How people wasn’t even invented

    • @thatHARVguy
      @thatHARVguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dorianr4770 *Not* the momma!

  • @Mallory-Malkovich
    @Mallory-Malkovich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    This may be the cruelest character you've ever portrayed. I got chills.

    • @dorianr4770
      @dorianr4770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      and that's in a story where the only other character is a T. Rex.

  • @christine2866
    @christine2866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    OMG I wanted to reach through the screen and hug Dino Julie so bad when she furtively glanced at her non-opposable thumbs. She is far too precious. 🥺

  • @sameerkashyap1750
    @sameerkashyap1750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    "Did we do something wrong?" That was so adorable.

  • @NicoleOBierChannel
    @NicoleOBierChannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    "They're called human beings.. and they take over like a virus" 😂😂😂

    • @asterix7842
      @asterix7842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There were no vaccines back then and the Earth never wore a mask, so now the virus is out of control.

  • @mattdorlandmusic
    @mattdorlandmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Wow. Her character's condescending corporate jargon is so on point!

    • @deepsleep7822
      @deepsleep7822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @mdm: agreed. I just wanted to smack HR Julie.

    • @robertmcgovern8850
      @robertmcgovern8850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Given a choice between a world-shattering asteroid impact or ten minutes with corporate HR, I'm plumping for the asteroid every time. Come, sweet death....

  • @jasoninnc1
    @jasoninnc1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    “My hands are tied… let me out” oof, someone has worked in a corporate office before.

    • @genoveva9376
      @genoveva9376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      did I misunderstood or wasn’t it „my hands are tied...“? Or am I missing the joke in this post?

    • @jasoninnc1
      @jasoninnc1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@genoveva9376 you are correct, I didn’t see the typo. It’s fixed. DaMN AuTOCorRect! Amarite?

  • @gchesterton
    @gchesterton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Fun fact: HR now using this training video to retire aging employees.

  • @Orator31
    @Orator31 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The fact that the dinosaur’s name is “Debra” is just hilarious

    • @Raison_d-etre
      @Raison_d-etre 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Deborah is one of those names that appeared in the bible, so it's had a long run. Not as long as the dinosaur, but on human scale.

  • @MrARock001
    @MrARock001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I appreciate that this comedy skit is sad, relevant, and done for a reason.

  • @pierre5594
    @pierre5594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Hahaha "I'm gonna right that down" while knowing she was basically talking to a corpse. Coooold!

    • @williamh2607
      @williamh2607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Write

    • @dorianr4770
      @dorianr4770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      really catches the heartlessness of the whole HR process. (reminds me actually of Monty Python's interview sketch in that way)

    • @pierre5594
      @pierre5594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@williamh2607 OMG I'm sorry! Yes, you're write! (;

    • @lostpyper6973
      @lostpyper6973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@pierre5594 write on, Brother! I don't know how she comes up with these great skit ideas when she's righting scripts....

    • @thegamergeek1534
      @thegamergeek1534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pierre5594 Lol.

  • @ThomasBanksDrBoon
    @ThomasBanksDrBoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    "There will be fire" Poor Deborah

  • @redwings13400
    @redwings13400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    "Is there... anything I can do to avoid getting fired?"
    "Well, corporate is really just looking to eliminate everything... well... big, so if you can get smaller, maybe learn to fly, we might have a space for you."
    "Oh, uh... that goes against our entire image and branding, but I guess some dinosaurs are doing that. I'm not a fan personally but if that's the future, then I guess I can learn to like it. So, how long do I have to do this? 10 million years? 20 million years?"
    "Well... I'd say you should really get started in the next ten minutes. The transition plan will take 65 million years, but we really wanna start with a bang, you know?"

  • @donjones4719
    @donjones4719 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I keep coming back to this. Dino Deborah is one of my top 3 my favorite characters - she is so perfectly conceived and performed, in so many genius tiny details. Unwrapping the Werther's! And we all feel for her so much. We've all known someone like this.

  • @kidaz
    @kidaz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I immediately hated corporate Julie. Well done.

  • @Shimeih
    @Shimeih 3 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    “They take over like a virus”
    😂😂😂 the reference

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      haha too soon?

    • @Shimeih
      @Shimeih 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@julienolke perfect 👌🏽

    • @billfreeman5914
      @billfreeman5914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@julienolke 🤣🤣😢 Unfortunately, more likely waaaaaaay too late. 😢

    • @SirVer51
      @SirVer51 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@julienolke oh damn I just got that - I thought you were talking about Agent Smith's monologue from the Matrix

    • @Azamra18
      @Azamra18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@julienolke
      Never too soon

  • @mal042353
    @mal042353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Aww. I'm gonna miss those cute little dino arms. Free Hugs? No can do.

    • @wavingdragon
      @wavingdragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dino hugs are such killers!

    • @omnipatmathews4497
      @omnipatmathews4497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait how is your comment from 24 hours ago?

    • @notrealHDshh
      @notrealHDshh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@omnipatmathews4497 patreon

  • @paullong1737
    @paullong1737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    To those whom haven’t been fired this is exactly what it feels like.

    • @1029blue
      @1029blue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or getting laid off.

    • @EricA-xd9fn
      @EricA-xd9fn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HR likes to put TWO people in the batter's box so they can control the reconstruction of what went down if you get a lawyer....and it psychologically intimidates you.

    • @Kattywagon29
      @Kattywagon29 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The "It's not just you." I felt that.

  • @LauraMarilia
    @LauraMarilia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Poor Dino Julie looking at her paws when Boss Julie mentioned opposable-thumbs 😂😂

  • @countluke2334
    @countluke2334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I wish Dino Julie had eaten the corporate boss at the end just casually.

    • @AikiraBeats
      @AikiraBeats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was so dope

    • @Raison_d-etre
      @Raison_d-etre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bad people win sometimes. Julie Nolke doesn't lie.

  • @spyder4201
    @spyder4201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    That is easily the most Canadian tyrannosaurus I've ever seen.

    • @victorhugoeh974
      @victorhugoeh974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I guess that would be an Albertosaurus 🤓

    • @SYH653
      @SYH653 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@victorhugoeh974 Yes!

    • @RusTsea196T
      @RusTsea196T 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@victorhugoeh974 More like a Tyrannosorry

    • @victorhugoeh974
      @victorhugoeh974 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RusTsea196T I'm serious on the Albertosaurus: there's actually a dinosaur named after Alberta, Canada. But I'd better take "Tyrannosorry" because it's very funny😂🤣 Very good on that one!

  • @ThisIsTechToday
    @ThisIsTechToday 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    The Tissue box offer, LOLOLOL

    • @saillykevin7251
      @saillykevin7251 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you own crypto get to Robertson directly for guidance~💬

    • @jlo803
      @jlo803 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So condescending, ugggh

  • @WolfoxBR
    @WolfoxBR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    You know, some dinosaurs (mostly small ones) were actually transferred to the bird branch (get it?), so there's that?

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      truuuueeee

    • @CarlForde
      @CarlForde 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      also turtles, crocodiles, alligators, iguanas, monitor lizards, newts and a few others are still around. When she said "everyone" she didn't really mean everyone. Clearly, a few favourites were kept around for reasons.

    • @MajaBiana
      @MajaBiana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Plus some fish and other water dwelling species and the small mammals who evolved into humans etc., of course...
      I think corporate-Julie was basically lying to poor Depra to not make her question why only she and the other large land dwelling dinosaurs were being ehm... laid off.

    • @thatinternetdude1392
      @thatinternetdude1392 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And gators, she forgot gators.

    • @gregorygrip2693
      @gregorygrip2693 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just what I thought!

  • @vicki2266
    @vicki2266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This has got to be one of the most incredible videos I’ve ever seen. What a creative way to express your views regarding this topic. It really brings the facts to the for front.

  • @TheRaven8
    @TheRaven8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Deborah the dinosaur is by far my favorite character you have created. I absolutely adore her

  • @maxmustsleep
    @maxmustsleep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    omg why is the dinosaur so cute? how? Julie how do you always get these amazing co-stars?

  • @maxhydekyle2425
    @maxhydekyle2425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    "Maybe we don't need that"
    *Caveman starts a fire*
    "You'd be surprised"

  • @ikon204
    @ikon204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I am convinced that you are the best youtuber when it comes to sketches. Tho I feel like youtuber isn't the right word. What I mean is you're a phenomenal comedian and actress. Even when you're playing multiple roles it's so cohesive that it legit feels like im watching 2 separate people in one scene. Sorry for kissing ass lol but just wanted to say you're fantastic, you're fun to watch and keep up the awesome work

  • @JacobIsrael
    @JacobIsrael 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Did I just see you in an episode of Working Moms? LOL

  • @Destiny-uf5fv
    @Destiny-uf5fv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I automatically assumed the epic movie franchise was Land Before Time.

    • @nothingnoone675
      @nothingnoone675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao
      That sent me back to childhood

    • @MuljoStpho
      @MuljoStpho 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My mind went to Jurassic Park.
      I tend to forget that there were a billion Land Before Time movies until something reminds me about them. Although I only ever saw the very first one as a kid in the 80s/90s and never heard a single word about any sequels until they released... the 9th one, I think?

  • @ChristopherDazey
    @ChristopherDazey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    ‘You’ll get your own epic movie franchise.’
    You mean The Land Before Time, of course.

  • @algomaone121
    @algomaone121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Julie, this is viciously CUTE! I love the meek T-Rex “Deborah”- “Did...did we do something wrong?”

  • @isadora1727
    @isadora1727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    She's so good creating characters i was actually feeling really bad for the dinosaur

  • @tanyam9853
    @tanyam9853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I am literally having an emotional anxiety response watching this. The boss lady sounds eerily like one of my bosses when our department went through ‘transition’ omgggg

    • @CM-pf1xc
      @CM-pf1xc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeeeeess same

  • @leoscoillat8655
    @leoscoillat8655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Missed a great line there:
    "-Everyone?
    -Yes. Well except birds."

    • @JobiWan144
      @JobiWan144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Right?

    • @mikes5637
      @mikes5637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And crocodiles

    • @creativedesignation7880
      @creativedesignation7880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mikes5637 Thanks for bringing that up. I was still thinking they were a group distinct from dinosaurs (cause that was the scientific consensus for a while), but your comment made me look it up and both birds and crocodiles are classified as Archosauria based on genetic similarities.

    • @michaelmicek
      @michaelmicek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@creativedesignation7880 no, you were right.
      Crocodiles and birds are both archosaurs, but birds are dinosaurs and crocodiles are not.

  • @lauradanielaandrade2037
    @lauradanielaandrade2037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Dino Julie just broke my heart, it was so cute

  • @kate___lynch
    @kate___lynch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    You played the dinosaur so well, I got attached to that character I didn’t want Debra to die 😭she’s so innocent

  • @craigcorson3036
    @craigcorson3036 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just going to skip over the fact that there are sixty-five MILLION years between us and the dinosaurs, are you? And not even mention that birds ARE dinosaurs?
    Still - prettiest dinosaur I've ever seen.

  • @douwejan
    @douwejan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Don't be sad 😞 . A couple of then had a startup and survived. They pivoted in to aviation and that did really well for them. They became true industry icons in fashion and music they completely took over the music scene, gigs till the early mornings. Some of them are crazy smart: Language and puzzle skills. They even could be the next humans if they play there cards right. Who would have know, That an agresive move from corporate would have set them free... and get them longer arms to soar the sky's with.

  • @OneOfDisease
    @OneOfDisease 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I felt that the Julie in the ad space was the most true Julie... All of the other Julies are actors.

  • @brendanhart517
    @brendanhart517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    WHY would you fire the adorable dinosaur lady? She's wonderful

    • @GuerillaBunny
      @GuerillaBunny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Corporate dropped the ball, as usual.

  • @ritz673
    @ritz673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Anyone wanna hug T-rex Julie and scoff at office julie?

    • @gsiya4023
      @gsiya4023 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @WorldPeace21
      @WorldPeace21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Office Julie is just doing her job. What I don't get is why she exists.

    • @The482075
      @The482075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      T-Rex now that is a name. I am thinking a groovy 1970's act with monstrously good music sung for generations.

    • @thatHARVguy
      @thatHARVguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@The482075 🎶 **bangs a gong** 🎶

  • @niklasstg6957
    @niklasstg6957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You know we fucked up when the T-Rex is better for the world than the human

  • @thewatcher8657
    @thewatcher8657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "we are gonna end dinosour and add humans"
    Dino Julie: *Sad *
    "Yeah, but we will still keep mosquitoes and cockroaches for the humans..."
    Dino Julie: 🤗👍

  • @olandir
    @olandir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    I feel like Julie just finished watching Heaven's Design Team

    • @scar6073
      @scar6073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was just thinking that lol

    • @alphakowa
      @alphakowa 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr??

    • @danemiller4573
      @danemiller4573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What is that? I'm intrigued

    • @BriannaGipson
      @BriannaGipson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@danemiller4573 I googled it - it’s an Anime!
      “Kami-sama ("God", in English) created the Earth and filled the world with natural resources. Though God originally was going to create the animals that would inhabit the world, the task was outsourced to a team of creative minds. God generally sends tasks to the team to fulfill ideas for an animal with unique and quirky features based on vague descriptions or design goals. Designs that he approves become animals while rejected ones go back to the designer to revise until he is satisfied.”

  • @MoneyandLifeTV
    @MoneyandLifeTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    You played the HR role way too well.....reminds me of my former HR manager.

  • @monibahmad
    @monibahmad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Poor Deborah :'(
    That's a great character you've come up with. Can we see more of her? Maybe a backstory? Or what if she somehow ends up surviving the purge? Can't see her dead so soon!

  • @marksharman8029
    @marksharman8029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can verify this. I am a dinosaur and this is exactly how I became extinct. No question.

  • @Csaba__
    @Csaba__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    seriously felt bad for dinosaur julie xD

  • @guilhermerinco3041
    @guilhermerinco3041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    This should be on History Channel
    And now I want Mirror Julie talking to Dino Julie to give her some advices on life

  • @Dxx-u3c
    @Dxx-u3c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Have you ever looked at someone and think, "What the hell is going on in this person's brain?"
    That's exactly what I think when I see Julie.
    Out of the blue topics 🔥❤️
    Awesome video....

  • @yeswanthsannidhanam
    @yeswanthsannidhanam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Oh, are you firing me?"
    The exact reaction from anyone who's being fired...

  • @brianmcconnell1817
    @brianmcconnell1817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Even 160 million years ago people still hated HR.
    I felt so bad for Dino Julie. Proof of her stellar acting. 👏🏻

  • @IanDoescher
    @IanDoescher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Deborah took that really well, all things considered. 😊 Also *chef's kiss* to that setting the tissue box down, which adds that perfect two-person realism. Thank you so much for all you do, Julie!

  • @helenhochschild8604
    @helenhochschild8604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    i would watch an office-style show about juliesaurus and her coworkers

    • @virtualabc7847
      @virtualabc7847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So would this one be pam?

    • @dorianr4770
      @dorianr4770 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ever heard of the TV show Dinosaurs from the 80s?

    • @garethreece
      @garethreece 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dorianr4770 NOT THE MAMMA 😁 . Didn't realise until much later in life that the baby is voiced by the same person as Elmo 😅

    • @ransfordrowe6409
      @ransfordrowe6409 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds interesting

  • @timg6930
    @timg6930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Now we know a dinosaurs favorite candy. This is an educational channel.

    • @KBTibbs
      @KBTibbs 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If Deborah loves Werther's so much, how come she keeps spitting them out?

  • @tessa1681
    @tessa1681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yeah why didn't they make mosquitoes and cockroaches extinct? Lol

    • @mrgallbladder
      @mrgallbladder 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Would you rather be bitten by a dinosaur instead?

  • @katuno2092
    @katuno2092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “So I’m fired”
    “No I wouldn’t say fired, although there will be fired”
    Freaking died right there, all the video is hilarious

  • @happybluedog
    @happybluedog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Dino Deb is so captivating I stayed though the ad read.

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      awe thank you!!

    • @n.p.5408
      @n.p.5408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same! Maybe Julie can do extra scenes/reads/outtakes after the ads, like Marvel movies. Would totally keep watching.

    • @adambrown2647
      @adambrown2647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I stayed too. Love Julie. Good ad. I hope it helps people.

  • @sarcasticpanda84
    @sarcasticpanda84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    OMG the look on Debra's face and her hiding her hands when opposable thumbs were brought up was so cute!

  • @MuttFitness
    @MuttFitness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I can't believe Julie fired Julie. I feel bad for Julie cause Julie was so mean.

    • @anitam.9582
      @anitam.9582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So true. Sadly, Julie wasn´t there to mediate between those two.

    • @ilovefunnyamv2nd
      @ilovefunnyamv2nd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its Ok, Julie was so mean she deserves to be fired. Oh the other Julie got fired. Tch, that is sad, but it could be worse, she could have frozen to death instead

  • @asentientcactus
    @asentientcactus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Other then you not making a joke about crocodiles getting to stay, this was amazing 😂

  • @jjstuartonwriting8150
    @jjstuartonwriting8150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You deserve millions of subs. This channel is so under rated. Love it!

  • @LaughBoys
    @LaughBoys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Enlightening! Emailing my first grade teacher now to ask her why “Corporate Dino” theory wasn’t taught alongside that lame “Comet” theory.

  • @aman.bansal
    @aman.bansal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    The cutest dino ever, amirite?!

  • @georgegrierson
    @georgegrierson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I just realized the irony of someone wearing a dinosaur costume talking about mental health.

    • @creativedesignation7880
      @creativedesignation7880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you are implying that wearing a dinosaur costume is a sign of poor mental health, I'd like to inform you that that is not how that works. Chosing not to comply with certain societal expectations is not a mental illness and the origins of the idea that it is, are far more sinister than you probably assume.

  • @clark9992
    @clark9992 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Birds squeaked through on a loophole.

  • @theecleopatraa
    @theecleopatraa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg, I love the shyness and laidback nature of the tree in this, it’s ADORABLE!!!🥰🥰🥰

  • @mikestaub
    @mikestaub 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    This is so dark, I love it.