It's like when I want a nice pair of affordable shoes. I don't want to see the Chinese child labor sweatshop that makes that possible! [......I don't need directions....I can walk through the red door on my own.]
God is pretty busy and he's probably trying to watch a good show at the moment. Why would you bother God when he's trying to catch up on Fuller House? Geese you should ask death if he wants to Netflix and chill.
@@zoewells3160 You can't be sure. According to christian lore, you need to repent before you die in order to get to heaven, no matter your sins. Perhaps he did.
@@Corusame A number of TH-cam sketch comedians have gone missing in the past two years, even as Ms. Nolk(e) has been accumulating Subscribers and Likes. Coincidence?!? Or has our JN struck a Faustian bargain -- her immortal soul, in exchange for being the funniest person on the interwebs? (Every time the Notification bell rings, another vlogger gets her wings.)
@@mirandahunt2688 you're right of course. I was simply tying that meme into the comedy of the video. To me it was the whole image of that stereotype tied into asking for a manager in the afterlife.
The way you did the nonchalant admin girl was literally one of the best pieces of acting I've ever seen. I think it's the absence of eye contact that makes it so funny
There was a P.E teacher named Ms. Hirtler (close enough) at my middle school...looking back 20 years ago, for some reason, none of us ever made fun of her name (it's probably because the other P.E teacher was a totally creep and everyone who had this guy for class, all reported him saying some very "questionable" things to all the 12/13 year old girls)...Also by all accounts, Ms. Hirtler was actually pretty chill, so that helped
@@Thuazabi I think you have it backwards. Hell is bad in exact proportion to how petty God is. Only a petty God would choose to cause suffering for the sake of suffering, and the more petty God is, the more pointlessly horrible I would expect said punishment to be.
@KoivuTheHab Not to start anything. But I don't think CADguru78 is being a perv, unless CADguru78 could explain what he meant by. Besides, Julie herself didn't take it the way you did.
@KoivuTheHab No need. It was a rhetorical question; a claim dressed up as an inquiry. On the face of it, you are offered the opportunity to just state "no, Im not!". But the subtext is that you have already proven the "yes", and that you will have to go to great lengths to disprove it. You're welcome.
Plot twist: That was actually hell and it was a form of torture, they call her back because another person with that name comes in, a series of technicalities follow and she keeps trying to get in for all eternity. Edit: i think i got the idea from an episode of tales from the crypt but i'm not really sure, def not the good place cause i only watched ep 1, so stop plz, that show might be good or whatever but is not an original idea! that plot twist has been in stories since forever.
@El Qone'ars It sounded like you've just read some Internet article that claimed Mother Theresa had a torture chamber in Africa and Martin Luther King ate puppies for brunch.
Julie Nolke is such an excellent writer, and such a virtuoso actor, I don't understand why she doesn't have 10M followers and her own show yet. I look forward to her suddenly being "discovered" (and, no doubt, touted as an "overnight success" : / ).
My Dad recently passed away, I can imagine a very similar scenario playing out for him…just with much less ‘family friendly’ language 😂❤️Thank you Julie, this gave me a very much needed laugh
Ur amazing Julie...I felt ur frustration...enacting onpoint!!!...love from Kerala,India....it's hard to believe that it's just u out there...acting both parts to such perfection!
As I watch more and more of these, I am amazed at Julie's sense of humor, comedic timing, and superb acting skills. That combined with her partner Sam's excellent editing skills, and they have some magic that comes out of these clips! Just awesome work, Julie and Sam!
Dont worry. Little. Julie people like you always make it to heaven. Just by bringing beutiful laughter and. Joy into the world. Laughter heals. You have been blessed and givin the gift of making people laugh. Getting us all through this unpresidented time with dignity joy and class looking forward to next skit. Funny stuff. God bless and take care
OK, please stop making these videos. I am getting way too addicted! All seriousness aside, I am glad that you are using your amazing talents to create these wonderful sketches. I hope you get the worldwide recognition that you so deserve!
I just found your videos today and I HAD to subscribe after I watched about 6 of them... I laughed out loud a LOT... ESPECIALLY the pandemic time travel visits
Since the Fire Guy thing happened AFTER the heaven thing, one could assume that Julie was resuscitated, and already having "a badge" and perhaps a false sense of Eternal security as a result, she became considerably lax in her choices. Now let's watch "Tryna get into Heaven Part 2"... ;P
Such perfection, the only flaw being that God's secretary isn't looking at Julie while addressing her. Would have been absolutely perfection otherwise. Julie, your writing, acting, and editing are absolutely brilliant. You are SO deserving of a great comedic career.
I just ran into your channel and “brilliant” isn’t a strong enough word to describe you and your material. I see SNL in your future. Please tell me you’ve sent a reel to them!
Nicely done, you got me so much into the sketch that only when the video ended, I remembered you two are one. Then went back to check what was your approach to transfer between you and you at 3:00.
Momera : I would suggest opening your web browser and entering the search "Nolke origin" or "Nolke name origin" and see what you get. It's possible that it may trace to multiple possible origins, or maybe one specific area. Have fun!
So I came to Julie's channel because she did a crossover with Ryan George and now I've realised that a mention of her poisoning her husband in that video has precedence!!! What a callback.
Julie that's so well done, a brilliant parody of those thinking you earn your way to Heaven or something (it's how good you were, what you did etc). Thanks for the laughs!
If you enjoyed this sketch, please Like and Subscribe! 🥓🤠🤸♀️🏆🙆♀️
Poor Julie Nook when she finds out somebody took her spot😔
Hey Julia how about a sequel?
Comment 4 days ago? on a sketch from 2019, what's happening O_O
@@Draknalor186 I usually wait 5 years. You chode.
Yooi
I was hoping that 'Julia Nolk' was going to come in after her and be denied.
Yeah, to continued or part 2
Mylar : Me too!
nah, she takes julie nolke's badge and gets through
@@_tsu_ but there is no Julie Nokle badge...
She gets in as the wrong person, but an ethics professor is going to help her fake it by giving her lessons on morality.
This is the Good Place. Everything is fine.
OR IS IT?!?!?
Idk What to put here you don’t get it
Great reference
I watched that whole show, and the ending was terribly sad
@@user-ft3jq5vi2l that ain't perfection
The receptionist has Bad Janet vibes lol
Omg yeahhhh
Yesssss
I think this whole video might just have been inspired by the good place
BHAHAHA yesss
Haha right😂
Looks like something Eleanor Shellstrop would do ❤
This is the comments section I came here for
ya basic
Aljosathewise nice
Are you forking kidding me ! I belong here (in this comment section :p )
She'd of called the receptionist out on being an ashhole
>wants to get in to heaven
>doesn't want to talk to God
[Visible Confusion]
It's like when I want a nice pair of affordable shoes.
I don't want to see the Chinese child labor sweatshop that makes that possible!
[......I don't need directions....I can walk through the red door on my own.]
This pretty much sums up most people. Doesn’t really make a lot of sense, does it?
@@karenramnath9993 👏🏼
@@karenramnath9993 It does if you Read the Book of Job.
God is pretty busy and he's probably trying to watch a good show at the moment. Why would you bother God when he's trying to catch up on Fuller House? Geese you should ask death if he wants to Netflix and chill.
"Well it's not Hitler"
Are you sure
Mojammer Pretty sure, yeah?
Could be edward hitler . . .
But then it would have to be Hilton...
@@zoewells3160 You can't be sure. According to christian lore, you need to repent before you die in order to get to heaven, no matter your sins. Perhaps he did.
I mean he did kill hitler
I bet the guy through that door has snacks.
kurtreznor Hot snacks that are going to burn the hell out of you. 🤣
Yeah either that or you walk through and become the snack :P
@@michellepaul8514 Nice. I want some spicy Cheetos
And booze ..... 🍺🍹🍸🍷🍾🍻
Yasss, now I know where I wanna go 😈😎
I could totally see you poisoning someone 😂
My crime of choice 😜
@@julienolke deeply concerning
@@Corusame A number of TH-cam sketch comedians have gone missing in the past two years, even as Ms. Nolk(e) has been accumulating Subscribers and Likes.
Coincidence?!? Or has our JN struck a Faustian bargain -- her immortal soul, in exchange for being the funniest person on the interwebs?
(Every time the Notification bell rings, another vlogger gets her wings.)
@@robertmcgovern8850 yeesh
@@robertmcgovern8850 Thks. I was wondering along those lines too.
"Is there a manager I could speak to?"
--Julia 'Karen' Nolke
I felt like admin girl was even more of a Karen at heart
Wow u ask frr managerr u Karrennn
*Julia "Karen" Nolk
@@himanbam fixed.
@@mirandahunt2688 you're right of course. I was simply tying that meme into the comedy of the video. To me it was the whole image of that stereotype tied into asking for a manager in the afterlife.
The way you did the nonchalant admin girl was literally one of the best pieces of acting I've ever seen. I think it's the absence of eye contact that makes it so funny
As a receptionist, I can confirm this is exactly how to be a receptionist 😂
It is literally impossible for her to make eye contact. Einstein would come out of that door and slap her.
I've dealt with exactly two of these persons and they were insufferable. They were carbon copies of this character. LMAO
To be fair, there's more than one Hitler.
If you're named after Hitler what does that say about your upbringing?
There was a P.E teacher named Ms. Hirtler (close enough) at my middle school...looking back 20 years ago, for some reason, none of us ever made fun of her name (it's probably because the other P.E teacher was a totally creep and everyone who had this guy for class, all reported him saying some very "questionable" things to all the 12/13 year old girls)...Also by all accounts, Ms. Hirtler was actually pretty chill, so that helped
@@illestvillain1971 More likely your last name is Hitler, seeing as it's a last name.
Yeah obv, he had family
It's a family name
Plot twist: she made this video just so people could pronounce her name right
Probably
I'll still say 'Nolkuh' since that's the German pronunciation and I bet that's where the name comes from. Also for the sake of trolling.
@KRaikkonenSF lmao. We thank you for your service. Trolling is necessary for balance on the internet.😂🙏🙏
@@thedarknessherself3454 Yeah and btw a little medal would be appreciated XD
@KRaikkonenSF of course. Here you go: 🏆🏅🥇🏆
“Will there be snacks?”
“ITs GhAnDi”
Lolllll
@@kateandrea6620 can you explain to me
@@kateandrea6620 Gandhi was known for protesting by starving himself
Edit: fk I'm embarrassed
Oh. I misheard it as "is there any sex"? 😂
I just thought it was 🍬
My name was right there!!! She said I had already signed in. Then I might’ve called her a liar. It’s SO hot here.
-Julia Nolk
Nolke*
@@izzyagreste9564 they're making a joke about the real "Julia Nolk" that comes in later, after Julia Nolke got in by abusing name pronunciation
@@thunka8033 Lmao
Plot twist: that was a test to see if she was going to get annoyed and determine wether she went to heaven or hell
Jay Edits that makes since
lmao... I probably would've went to hell XD
If there is a God and they're THAT petty, I gotta think Hell is probably a halfway decent place.
@@Thuazabi same
@@Thuazabi I think you have it backwards. Hell is bad in exact proportion to how petty God is. Only a petty God would choose to cause suffering for the sake of suffering, and the more petty God is, the more pointlessly horrible I would expect said punishment to be.
I wish I was a casting director because I'd sign you to anything I was producing. :)
You’re the best! I wish you were a casting director too!!
@KoivuTheHab xD
@KoivuTheHab Not to start anything. But I don't think CADguru78 is being a perv, unless CADguru78 could explain what he meant by. Besides, Julie herself didn't take it the way you did.
@KoivuTheHab No need. It was a rhetorical question; a claim dressed up as an inquiry. On the face of it, you are offered the opportunity to just state "no, Im not!". But the subtext is that you have already proven the "yes", and that you will have to go to great lengths to disprove it.
You're welcome.
@KoivuTheHab can you just shut up? 😂
Plot twist: That was actually hell and it was a form of torture, they call her back because another person with that name comes in, a series of technicalities follow and she keeps trying to get in for all eternity.
Edit: i think i got the idea from an episode of tales from the crypt but i'm not really sure, def not the good place cause i only watched ep 1, so stop plz, that show might be good or whatever but is not an original idea! that plot twist has been in stories since forever.
No I think she got in the good place...
Next time.. on The Twilight Zone
Sounds familiar...
you got this idea from ‘the good place’ series
@@niaanimationtale7804 You are aware that that show is not an original idea right?
: Will there be snacks?
: It's Gandhi.
That part was genius...
@El Qone'ars It sounded like you've just read some Internet article that claimed Mother Theresa had a torture chamber in Africa and Martin Luther King ate puppies for brunch.
I don't get it
@@sixteen8812 Gandhi was famous for protesting by going through hunger strikes.
IKR!!! LOL!!
@@GlassesnMouthplates but thats true, teresa was a bitch
Are you calling me a liar. That's like, a first degree sin
😂
Proceeds to use God's name in vain repeatedly 🤣
Julie Nolke is such an excellent writer, and such a virtuoso actor, I don't understand why she doesn't have 10M followers and her own show yet. I look forward to her suddenly being "discovered" (and, no doubt, touted as an "overnight success" : / ).
Bruh she died. Did you watch the video or not ?
Plot twist: she was a carbon monoxide hallucination the entire time.
yes! they felt like two completely different people
I keep forgetting Julie plays all the characters. She's so diverse!
The secretary was cold as ice, bored and played to perfection.
Omg this was hilarious Julie!!!! I’ve watched it 3 times!!! Love it!
Yay!! I’m so happy you liked it 🤪🤪
Julie Nolke I hate squirrels- good job
Three times? Rookie numbers
Your sketches get better and better, love all that you do ! ! !
Thank youuu!
So the receptionist is the purgatory - annoying and passive-aggressive.
“Does that say Hilton or Hitler...?”
“Its not Hitler”
“How do you know?”
“Just a hunch 🙂”
Hilton is even less likely tbh
ah, the HITLER HUNCH!
it never fails!
@@MikhalisBramouell I wouldn’t let a hilton into heaven
My Dad recently passed away, I can imagine a very similar scenario playing out for him…just with much less ‘family friendly’ language 😂❤️Thank you Julie, this gave me a very much needed laugh
“Will there be snacks?”
“It’s Ghandi.”
The vocal fry 😂. Just perfect.
You are so, so talented! Every video you make is original and incredibly well done. I can't wait for the next one!
You have such an amazing mind and your acting skills / improv is off the charts.
I appreciate your truly original and authentic content! Great video!!
‘How do you know it’s not Hitler?’
‘Just a hunch’ 😂😂😂
Gandhi's DJ set lmao 😂😂😂
"Will there be snacks?"
"It's Gandhi" 😂😂😂
Ur amazing Julie...I felt ur frustration...enacting onpoint!!!...love from Kerala,India....it's hard to believe that it's just u out there...acting both parts to such perfection!
ഈ പെൺകുട്ടി സൂപ്പർ ടാലന്റഡ് അല്ലേ ??? ബാംഗ്ലൂരിൽ നിന്നുള്ള സ്നേഹം ...
All of your videos are great! Thanks for all the laughs!!!
thank YOU for watching
Love your work. Especially your perspective/approach/angle. Keep it going!
"No honey, other door."
"WHAT!? It's Ghandi!"
"Yeah, they still don't tell you everything about that guy."
Awesome! This was the best "going to heaven"- sketch I've seen. So funny! Love the character painting her nails! 🤣
Such strong Good Place vibes...
One of the best shows ever 😄
I even made an animation based off of the show XD
As I watch more and more of these, I am amazed at Julie's sense of humor, comedic timing, and superb acting skills. That combined with her partner Sam's excellent editing skills, and they have some magic that comes out of these clips! Just awesome work, Julie and Sam!
Lady at reception: What does that say, Hitler?
Julia: Well it’s not hitler!
Lady at reception:How do you know?
💀💀💀
I can't stop watching your videos!!! Such a talented script writer!!!! LOVE IT!
"Will there be snacks?"
"It's _Ghandi."_
So clever, Julia Nolk!
Dont worry. Little. Julie people like you always make it to heaven. Just by bringing beutiful laughter and. Joy into the world. Laughter heals. You have been blessed and givin the gift of making people laugh. Getting us all through this unpresidented time with dignity joy and class looking forward to next skit. Funny stuff. God bless and take care
The QUEEN of awkward pauses. So wonderful. :) Gandhi's DJ set starts at 4. LOL
Dude your acting is like top notch! It's like each character is always completely unique and has genuine, believable traits!!!
OK, please stop making these videos. I am getting way too addicted! All seriousness aside, I am glad that you are using your amazing talents to create these wonderful sketches. I hope you get the worldwide recognition that you so deserve!
Julie’s comedy is brilliant AND Funny. She nails it every time.
oh no... she wanted to speak to the manager. You know what this means
Well this is a very good introduction to a new "the good place" series
You are just the best! x
This channel is the best thing i discovered in quarantine
Devil: "So... you seem eager to be among us."
Soul: "Honestly? This place is fine compared to dealing with the girl at the door of the other place."
Omg im dying!!! You have the best sense of humor!🤣🤣🤣
This is phenomenal!! I love it! I miss Sam! I hope he’s well!! Great job as always!
I just found your videos today and I HAD to subscribe after I watched about 6 of them...
I laughed out loud a LOT...
ESPECIALLY the pandemic time travel visits
"Wow...even in Heaven, can't get my name right". Imagine if your name had diacrits that makes people confuse it with at least two other words... :(
This is the best find, need more time to watch everything ob this chanel
Front desk lady:“My mom got me this job.”
Ｈｏｗ ｗａｓ ｄｅａｔｈ，ｔｈｅｎ？
I love this! God, I wish this went on for longer!
That was probably the best thing I’ve seen all day.
Love the dual role playing. It really does seem like there are two separate people on screen.
As a heaven representative I can assert that heaven is not that annoying
Woah please enlighten us with your exquisite adventures
@@Yameen200 Well I'm not there yet
@@StefanReich exxactly so u dont know. why pretend u know how good it is if u never been there
@@Yameen200 Sure I know some stuff. You can have revelations. Someone with your user name should know, no? :)
Good thing she checked in early. It will be pretty seasoned in the next 12 months.
''Yea he's my great uncle, my mom got me this job'' 😂😂😂😂
I almost hurt my throat laughing at this!
Your acting is really great! Also your setting and editing -- basically everything!
You’re lucky they didn’t hear about that newsroom three way.
I need a sketch with Julie, Daniel Thrasher and Ryan George. With that crossover I can die in peace
Yeah yeah yeah
You forgot to mention fornicating with fire fighter Guy.
Since the Fire Guy thing happened AFTER the heaven thing, one could assume that Julie was resuscitated, and already having "a badge" and perhaps a false sense of Eternal security as a result, she became considerably lax in her choices. Now let's watch "Tryna get into Heaven Part 2"... ;P
That video mentions a number of instances of her fornicating.
, or cussing out the weather girl.
Which video is that? Like, the one with the fire fighter guy...
Will there be snacks?
It's Gandhi.
Lmao!
"No there's no Nancy"
Dang, I guess that's tough for every Nancy ever
😂 If I don’t Julie Nolke sitting at a desk with a flower pen when I die I’m gonna be upset
Such perfection, the only flaw being that God's secretary isn't looking at Julie while addressing her. Would have been absolutely perfection otherwise. Julie, your writing, acting, and editing are absolutely brilliant. You are SO deserving of a great comedic career.
Loved it.
“Even here, can’t get my name right” - I relate to this SO MUCH.
Every Government office be like...
Okay, CLEARLY there's something wrong with the Heaven administration if Ghandi is still going with his hunger strike.
yeah the whole afterlife morality system thing is all sorta broken innit
Benjamin Sneyd-Utting try ‘the good place’, it’s Literally built around that concept
Super fun. Love your humor.
I just ran into your channel and “brilliant” isn’t a strong enough word to describe you and your material. I see SNL in your future. Please tell me you’ve sent a reel to them!
I think SNL is aiming too low.
I'm in love with you and your skits!!
"There's no Nancy. "
It's official. All Nancys go to hell.
Nicely done, you got me so much into the sketch that only when the video ended, I remembered you two are one.
Then went back to check what was your approach to transfer between you and you at 3:00.
Oh, so this is purgatory
You are brilliant. Plain and simple - you're brilliant.
Why did karen had to guard the door
You girl, crack me up with your stuff!
Much Love.
I didn’t know the entrance to hell was a regular house door
You have clearly never visited my family.
Lars Erik Volden lolz.
She's hilarious af & has all kinds of acting skillz 🎭🔥
plot twist she was already in her own personalized hell.
The only thing that would have made this funnier is if Julie Nolk showed up, and found out that somebody already signed in as her
Does anybody know what kind of name "Nolke" is, like what's the country of origin?
Momera : I would suggest opening your web browser and entering the search "Nolke origin" or "Nolke name origin" and see what you get. It's possible that it may trace to multiple possible origins, or maybe one specific area. Have fun!
It's short for Nolkepstein-Weinstein. But in light of current bad guys, it seemed prudent to give it a trim.
So I came to Julie's channel because she did a crossover with Ryan George and now I've realised that a mention of her poisoning her husband in that video has precedence!!! What a callback.
It's her murder method of choice!
Julie that's so well done, a brilliant parody of those thinking you earn your way to Heaven or something (it's how good you were, what you did etc). Thanks for the laughs!
This was the greatest thing I've seen all morning! You ROCK Julia!
*What if Julia Nolk walks in and she already took her place!* :O !!!
We were all hungry for some great Ghandi riffs.
Thank you for delivering. 🍻 ❤️
I want all the angels to look exactly like Julie Nolke. That's my definition of heaven.
Yeah me too
Well you can basically ask for anything in heaven if you get there. Well probably not be a being greater than God. But anything else is good.