@@julienolke You must be one of the clones who somehow got access to the channel. Everyone knows that the clones are kept ignorant and unaware of their true nature.
I mean, it's kinda obvious because movie ladies who wear glasses are always smart, and a scientist lady is just a smart lady who is also wearing a lab coat. These are just simple movie facts.
I did 6 years in the Navy. When somebody in the workcenter did something, everybody damn well knows it's him, and he's getting asked about it, this is exactly how it goes. Too funny!!
Let's face it: admitting it doesn't do you any good with dishonorable dismissal & possibly jail time... better resort to the 'no proof no perpetrator' stance!
24 years, same comment. The only thing that changed was which side of the conversation I was on, which shifted my mind from 'why wont this jerk just let it go' to 'omg this jerk is exactly like I was back then'.
I can’t believe they’re picking on that poor woman because of her skin condition! 😢 Oh well, I certainly hope they can figure out who managed to break through ALL those levels of security to use the interdimensional portal - who knows what might happen if someone tried to use that thing! 😮
I love how the chevrons aren't even both on the arms of the uniform, with one of them just acting as a hat for where the bars go. It's like "8 year old drawing of what a car looks like" only for military uniforms and I'm totally here for it.
Well the RCMP has the chevrons on one side LOL. Jokes aside another thing I love is the fact that the medals are literally just ribbons on this big piece of card stuck to her shirt
Dana may have used the machine, but not THAT Dana. Anyone familiar with Quantum Entanglement based transportation knows that teleporters and interdimensional portals "transports" materials by breaking them down on the subatomic level, reads the energy pattern, and then recreates that energy pattern elsewhere using Quantum Entanglement. Basically put, any type of Quantum Entanglement transport devices are murder/cloning boxes, and by using it, Dana killed herself and then had herself replaced by a clone. THAT IS NOT THE DANA YOU KNOW!
So she would technically be the third Dana then, as the 2nd Clone would have been broken down when crossing back. If you are a clone via teleportation are you liable for the actions of the original person, the clone technically didn't go through the portal did she so she's telling the truth.
So the other situation would be that she put her hand through and chickened out, that lead to a catostrophic failiure and the hand on her head due to some wild unforseen quantum mechanical error.
Amber and Joel...? I could dish out an awkward reply but i am no Julie! But yes they are awkward. Not Julie awkward but awkward. Wait... this reply is awkward... ahhb fuck it.
My vote is for the raven-haired officer, as she immediately looked down and to the right. That's a clear tell and dead giveaway. By the way, the ranking officer seems extremely competent. She's direct, organized, and totally on point!!! I would expect big things, in her future, meaning an ever increasing number of medal and ribbons to be uh, affixed to her uniform, somehow.
A bit like the IT Crowd TV series from 2006-2013- style? That was absolutely hilarious!!! The stargate sketch show is brilliant idea!!! I hope that somebody does that...oh wait... People of Earth 2016-2017 .... Hilarious results!!! 😁😁😁
Thumb on the forehead would be a great place to rest your glasses, purse, grocery bags, etc. so many uses! Of course you’d be missing a thumb on your hand but innovation requires some sacrifice.
Is it just sticking out there or can you use it? If you can use it, how do you move it, do you think of moving your headthumb? Or does it move when you try to move your phantom left thumb?
They have the technology to make a floating hologram thingy that appears when they wave their hand just right, but not the technology to level the image until they do a leveling gesture. Automatic leveling would have exceeded the budget. Love that detail.
Hysterical! I was expecting her to have a lizard's tail when she stood. This is true science fiction, by the way. It follows the genre's traditions: 1. Something is invented. 2. As a result, something unexpected happens. Azimov, Heinlein, and all of the other greats would have loved this video. You might even be given a Hugo or Nebula.
One second in I laughed outloud because of the badge extending off her chest with all the "credentials" and then just continued laughing at the brilliant absurdity.
BWAHAHA! That's awesome! You've always been hilarious but watching your technical expertise on these videos grow over the years is equally impressive! Definitely have your thumb on the pulse of what people enjoy!
@@AxxLAfriku Dude. You want honest? Your videos are awkward and your gimmick sucks. I've seen you post before about school and you are stalking. Stop it. ✋️
I hadn't noticed before, but the subtitles on these videos are really great. I never stopped to think how nothing was wrong, no unintentional hilarity. Just clean, intelligible language. Man, I miss community subtitles. Anyway, here's showing a little appreciation.
Really enjoyed the MCU-style massive hand-controlled hologram, that was cute. Even the sponsorship bit was funny, I got a genuine chuckle out of "right, the ad read".
Julie, I have no idea how you'll be able to make next week's video without opposable thumbs.... At least it's clear that the portal is digital, not analog. (OK, I'll show myself out....)
Cats do just fine making videos without opposable thumbs. It's why they invented the internets. I'm just Julie is doing fine and has feline consultants available if needed.
Wow. the costume and makeup departments really outdid themselves this time. The uniforms... and the prosthetic... Just wow... They must have come from another dimension. 😂 I don't know about the VFX, though.
I love it that she has special effects that rival _Minority Report_ followed by a prosthetic make-up job that makes the original _Star Trek_ look good.
Are you kidding me with this? How do you get negative vibes from reading a wholesome comment, for real? To think that anything made today could make a piece of media from 55 years ago look good when it was immediately preceded by establishing that the same work does in fact contain fantastic special effects and somehow read that as vomit betrays a serious misunderstanding of what was, frankly, a pretty simple sentence to parse. Just goes to show that if you want someone to shit all over anything you say, post it as a comment on TH-cam. Meanwhile, I'll console myself in knowing that most _Star Trek_ fans are actually pretty smart. But that comment did get 3 thumbs, so there's at least two others that aren't.
@@FlatOnHisFace ‘Tis not my fault you’ve internalized internet-speak so completely that you don’t recognize your own casual negativity. “Wholesome,” good grief. Your joke presupposes that the make-up on TOS is so inferior to contemporary work that it can only look good by comparison to modern amateurs. Either you actually believe it, in which case Jack Pierce would like to have a word with you, or you just said it because you knew people would get a cynical giggle out of it whether it’s true or not.
@@Mr_Flerb Knock it off, dude. You aren't on the good side of this argument. It was just literally spelled out for you that something from a bygone era which can hold up to a contemporary piece containing fantastic special effects in no way paints the former as inferior, quite the opposite, really. The rest of your assumed insult can only stem from your not holding Julie's work in as high regard as I do, and you don't know what Jack Pierce thinks of it, so you can stop that train right there. And your first comment was about something that I said, so yes, it is your fault that I took it personally, nitwit. Stop acting like you're innocent. You are an Internet Troll.
@@FlatOnHisFace Geez, so comfortable with the insults. Look, if I’ve misunderstood, I would love to know what you actually meant. Were you not implying that the prosthetic work on TOS was poor? The rhetorical construction “X Bad Thing is so bad it makes Y Bad Thing look good” is incredibly common, so if you intended something else you can’t be too surprised that it’s not obvious what it was. I *think* part of what you’re saying you is that make-up from forty years ago can’t possibly stand up to modern work, which just isn’t true. That is what my reference to Pierce was intended to convey, because the Frankenstein make-up stands up just fine alongside anything that’s been done since. “Deliberately comically bad fake thumb is so bad it makes ‘60s Trek make-up look good.” Am I making a mistake in that reading? As for what this has to do with not holding Nolke’s work in high regard, I genuinely don’t know how that’s relevant. I’m starting to think there’s some kind of fundamental communication disconnect, here, because you’ve clearly misunderstood everything I said and I have no idea what you’re getting at. I never said anything about blaming me for you taking it personally. A couple of your sentences don’t grammatically track, but you’re clearly a competent writer, so I gotta think you’re typing in a hurry.
Um yeah I think someone with the right skills could get down to the interdimensional portal. Iris and finger print scanners are pretty easily overcome by scanning the iris and finger prints of someone with access they also usually would with the correct iris and finger print electronically open the door which is usually bypassable with a strong magnet or emp machine and the access code can be found using a heat map of the keypad used to enter the code. The hardest part would be actual security guards and knowing how to start the machine.
Was getting serious Doom vibes from this (any other day I'd have said Event Horizon, but I was playing Doom 3 VR today). Glad no rifts into Hell happened. Those can get annoying.
Suddenly I'm getting Orphan Black vibes... OMG could you wangle a collab with Tatiana? Think how many characters you could gather around a table between you and her!
I absolutely LOVE the 15 levels of tier 1 security...but no one thought to add a user log to record who's logged in to use the machine? LOL!!! I LOVE THESE SKITS!! Finding Julie is the absolute BEST thing to come out of COVID for me!
Your editing is genius. Building in the comic timing after recording all the parts separately seems like it would be so freakin hard. Your multi-part videos just zoom smoothly through. Beauty. Oh and super funny too! 😄
Of course they do - it’s the regulation fingernail polish colour. Show up for duty with a different one and you’d get docked for being ‘out of uniform on duty’. 😂
Great special effects Julie. To think that about 20 years ago you'd have to go to the pictures to see special effects like that, now you can do them from your own home. You're one of my favourite comedians to. And that's not just a suck up. It's only 20% suck up.
This is a very good take on an old Mad Magazine satire of Star Trek from the sixties in which Captain Kirk comes through the transporter…altered. Like this, but way more. I believe the quote was “I have the strangest feeling that my face wants to sit down.”
If this dimension developed interdimensional travel, it would stand to reason that a nearby neighboring dimension would have developed the same technology. Maybe it was another dimension that opened a portal to here, then used our machine to return. I mean, if all the security didn't record who accessed that level, it could be because the security was bypassed by an arrival inside the level.
You never know. Maybe this dimentions are empty, manybe they have different physic there. Maybe its like in timeline where information of earth lives on but time runs slower or faster.
This woman plays multiple roles better than anyone I know just pure talent. I imagine you doing a movie starring in all the roles and it being a huge hit 😁
Did you research any of the medals on the board of the E2 specialist that seemed to be in charge, or did this young E2 actually have combat duty in Vietnam in the 1960s? (JK, very funny. But you do have that medal, and a few others, that are campaign or time specific.)
@@erinaa9486 It was intended as a joke only someone with a military background would get. Not really "highly specific knowledge", as if you were in, or grew up around, US Military, you can read the boards pretty quickly. Spotted the Vietnam campaign ribbon pretty quick and thought it was funny on a person that was probably not born yet.
@@randolphphillips3104 Meh, it's about as highly specific as having a list of pokemon and pointing out that this one is a Mew. Cuz, ya know, unless ya look into the ribbon chart for the US military, compared to other militaries, you wouldn't really know about the significance of the rectangular cloth. ... Of course no one does any research on this, hahaha. And it's not quite random, either, given that the ribbons actually do have meaning.
I was in the military and had the charts and yet I would still have to look up wtf they are to make sure I knew what ribbon they had. lol. ... It's funny how people are so caught up in that stuff and, for me, I never really got that way haha.
Perhaps they should take a thumbprint to find out, if it's really her thumb. Just a thumb rule: Never trust those who keep pointing their thumbs to others!
Ugh. I should start checking the description for who someone is sponsored by. I'm sorry, Julie. I absolutely love your videos. But I cannot support anyone being sponsored by Better "we take no accountability for whether or not our therapists are actually therapists and it's actually on you to check their credentials" Help. I'll definitely watch every other video of yours that isn't sponsored by them, though! Absolutely love your work!
This is BOTH well written sci-fi and well written comedy, ALL without the benefit of audience laughter to indicate that the jokes are landing. Amazing.
"Someone turned on the portal last night." Me: A real life adult person who is fully aware that this is a video set in the land of fiction made by a real world person using a camera starring an actor reading from a script: (Panics and feels guilty despite fully knowing it wasn't them and they literally had no way of doing so because it is fiction and they are fully aware it is fiction.)
Well I think this is a new record. it only took 7 seconds for me to laugh out loud at one of your videos. The blonde wig with the nodding got me. Keep making peoples day better forever please
This was funnier and more complex than usual. Well done. Now, if you ever perfect the Portal, get it to be useful, I would suggest having it add a third arm and hand might be really great. Can’t count the number of times I wanted / needed …
@@realcreature3D there's a multitude of factors that go into it. There's a history of deception in UFO phenomena and also ties to occult. You're making me say it, so I will. They're demons. I know it sounds nuts, but they're most likely demonic.
Here at the Air Force, our portal may not be interdimensional, but it's been functioning for millions of years and has a record of causing zero mutations in its travelers.
A great way to talk about that photo. I hope Better Help is actually a good thing nowadays. I remember TH-cam drama from a few years ago, where Better Help was a dangerous platform.
About four months ago, Julie found a prop thumb, picked it up, and stuck it on her forehead. No one laughed, and she began plotting her revenge skit... "This is comedic gold! They'll see. And THEN they'll be sorry!"
They seem very concerned about the potential misuse of interdimensional portals but quite comfortable with cloning technology. 🤨
lol i don't know what you're talking about. They're all completely different people
@@julienolke You must be one of the clones who somehow got access to the channel. Everyone knows that the clones are kept ignorant and unaware of their true nature.
(2:37) Kinda makes those thumbprint and iris (or retinal) scanners pointless.
@@MHLegacy Not really, would explain why they can't just look up the security logs to figure out who entered the room.
Haha, good one.
As a military brat, the stick on patches and ribbon bars had me laughing straight out of the gate.
I particularly love that it's upside down.
@@daveshively6988 Maybe upside down in *your* dimension. 😜
had me cracking up in the first 5 seconds LOL
For real! That was a giant, mega-ribbon!
@@daveshively6988 not in Canada. In the Canadian Forces the chevrons point down.
"What are you, a scientist?"
"Yes."
Haha, that moment made me laugh so much, it was so matter of fact. 😂🤣
heheh
Favourite joke
I have faith
I mean, it's kinda obvious because movie ladies who wear glasses are always smart, and a scientist lady is just a smart lady who is also wearing a lab coat. These are just simple movie facts.
My favorite, too!
I did 6 years in the Navy. When somebody in the workcenter did something, everybody damn well knows it's him, and he's getting asked about it, this is exactly how it goes. Too funny!!
Let's face it: admitting it doesn't do you any good with dishonorable dismissal & possibly jail time... better resort to the 'no proof no perpetrator' stance!
@@diatonicdelirium1743 Like the Mars Rover episode of The Big Bang Theory.
24 years, same comment. The only thing that changed was which side of the conversation I was on, which shifted my mind from 'why wont this jerk just let it go' to 'omg this jerk is exactly like I was back then'.
Five years in hospital security myself. Same deal.
@@diatonicdelirium1743 Quite similar to the noodle incident, except in that case I ACTUALLY DIDN'T FRIGGIN DO IT!
I can’t believe they’re picking on that poor woman because of her skin condition! 😢 Oh well, I certainly hope they can figure out who managed to break through ALL those levels of security to use the interdimensional portal - who knows what might happen if someone tried to use that thing! 😮
hahahaha well done sir
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@@julienolke Too bad they wouldn't let you bring Ryan Jr. into the secure area where you were holding the meeting. I hope we will see the baby again.
@@julienolke @Julie Nolke Where is April julie 2022?, its already May ffs!
Honestly, whoever did it must be all thumbs
I love how the chevrons aren't even both on the arms of the uniform, with one of them just acting as a hat for where the bars go. It's like "8 year old drawing of what a car looks like" only for military uniforms and I'm totally here for it.
Well the RCMP has the chevrons on one side LOL. Jokes aside another thing I love is the fact that the medals are literally just ribbons on this big piece of card stuck to her shirt
@@xaviert.123 They are also upside down 😅
Absolutely love that that patchwork of colors that represents the general. It’s so comically large
hahahaha I've got a pretty epic costume and props department...
@@julienolke pretty is the right word.
😂😂
@@julienolke @Julie Nolke Where is April julie 2022?, its already May ffs!
They also wear these on the Death Star
Dana may have used the machine, but not THAT Dana. Anyone familiar with Quantum Entanglement based transportation knows that teleporters and interdimensional portals "transports" materials by breaking them down on the subatomic level, reads the energy pattern, and then recreates that energy pattern elsewhere using Quantum Entanglement. Basically put, any type of Quantum Entanglement transport devices are murder/cloning boxes, and by using it, Dana killed herself and then had herself replaced by a clone.
THAT IS NOT THE DANA YOU KNOW!
Dana killed her double with a -stapler- cloning machine
So she would technically be the third Dana then, as the 2nd Clone would have been broken down when crossing back. If you are a clone via teleportation are you liable for the actions of the original person, the clone technically didn't go through the portal did she so she's telling the truth.
So the other situation would be that she put her hand through and chickened out, that lead to a catostrophic failiure and the hand on her head due to some wild unforseen quantum mechanical error.
That was Dana #1's thumb in Dana #2's forehead 😳 + 🙄 + ? 🤔 + where's #3? 😫
Gonna have go with 'not guilty'. They got the wrong guy. It's amazing how often quantum physics proves the innocence of an accused!
No one has EVER done awkward better than Julie!
Also, please continue to keep experimenting with new ideas and scripts. They are golden!
Thank youuuu!😘
No one? Apparently you haven't watched amber heard on the stand.
If you like awkward, check out Joel Haver.
Amber and Joel...? I could dish out an awkward reply but i am no Julie!
But yes they are awkward. Not Julie awkward but awkward. Wait... this reply is awkward... ahhb fuck it.
have ya seen Ryan George
This has strong "If Pandora's Box Was Opened in 2020" vibes and I'm here for it.
FINALLY someone is talking about this extremely dangerous subject!
Script was inspired by actual minutes from a meeting at the Hadron Collider.
It's a relief to be honest.
I took a triple dose of Milk of Magnesia 10 minutes ago.
Where is April julie?, its already May ffs!
Should've followed PEDL
My vote is for the raven-haired officer, as she immediately looked down and to the right. That's a clear tell and dead giveaway.
By the way, the ranking officer seems extremely competent. She's direct, organized, and totally on point!!! I would expect big things, in her future, meaning an ever increasing number of medal and ribbons to be uh, affixed to her uniform, somehow.
Scientist doing the praying hands is comedy gold. Subtle, yet powerful.
Where is April julie?, its already May ffs!
@@donquixotedoflamingo9037 I don't understand your question and I won't respond to it.
🙏
Pray to the illogical entity
A big thank you to Ryan George for introducing me to this channel. I’m a big fan a dry humor and you and Ryan are killing it! Keep on keepin on!
I love mixing sci fi and boring administrative chores.
Imagine Stargate SG1 with a daily stand up ^^
Yeah, it feels very Stargate!
A bit like the IT Crowd TV series from 2006-2013- style? That was absolutely hilarious!!!
The stargate sketch show is brilliant idea!!! I hope that somebody does that...oh wait... People of Earth 2016-2017 .... Hilarious results!!! 😁😁😁
They missed some golden opportunities there. LOL
Felt like a Command and Conquer cutscene honestly.
Comedy + Sci-Fi = The Orville
- Just found out this channel
- Seen a few bangers in the last half hour
- Subbed
- Can confidently say this is a freaking goldmine
better late than never???
Thumb on the forehead would be a great place to rest your glasses, purse, grocery bags, etc. so many uses! Of course you’d be missing a thumb on your hand but innovation requires some sacrifice.
Is it just sticking out there or can you use it?
If you can use it, how do you move it, do you think of moving your headthumb?
Or does it move when you try to move your phantom left thumb?
Someone tag 5 minute crafts
@@phs125 it only moves in response to top 40 tunes you don't like
My thumb would get sore from the grocery bag, after a while.
I can think of another use that I can not post on TH-cam
I've always liked this episode of Stargate. Sad it never made it to television, but it's a fantastic hidden episode from the DVD's!
"Do they know it's my first day?"
They have the technology to make a floating hologram thingy that appears when they wave their hand just right, but not the technology to level the image until they do a leveling gesture. Automatic leveling would have exceeded the budget. Love that detail.
Automatic leveling would bypass a lot of fetch quests and grinding.
Automatic leveling relative to what though?
Should have hired GoPro then
@@andrewcross5918 The horizon, GoPro does it.
Hysterical! I was expecting her to have a lizard's tail when she stood.
This is true science fiction, by the way. It follows the genre's traditions:
1. Something is invented.
2. As a result, something unexpected happens.
Azimov, Heinlein, and all of the other greats would have loved this video. You might even be given a Hugo or Nebula.
Who else thinks the out-takes from this one must be hysterical?!
Right? Like how many times did that thumb prosthetic fall off her forehead and ruin a take?
Or the patches on the uniforms that are falling off
One actress cracking up, telling the others to not look at her so she can deliver her lines with a straight face.
@@FlatOnHisFace Um, ...
@Julie Nolke Where is April julie 2022?, its already May ffs!
One second in I laughed outloud because of the badge extending off her chest with all the "credentials" and then just continued laughing at the brilliant absurdity.
BWAHAHA! That's awesome! You've always been hilarious but watching your technical expertise on these videos grow over the years is equally impressive! Definitely have your thumb on the pulse of what people enjoy!
👍
@@julienolke NO, NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME! why should i waste my time at school? i am super famous on youtube. tell me, dear julie
Blew the SFX budget on the holographic interface.
which thumb, one or another?..
@@AxxLAfriku Dude. You want honest? Your videos are awkward and your gimmick sucks. I've seen you post before about school and you are stalking. Stop it. ✋️
I hadn't noticed before, but the subtitles on these videos are really great. I never stopped to think how nothing was wrong, no unintentional hilarity. Just clean, intelligible language. Man, I miss community subtitles. Anyway, here's showing a little appreciation.
I was about to sneak into the Giant Hadron Particle Collider, but you made me change my mind.
might come out with a massive pimple
Tried to attain super speed, ended up with a head-thumb. Not a great deal, I gotta say.
eh, I just ended up on the lap of giant cat when I did it, no big deal
Really enjoyed the MCU-style massive hand-controlled hologram, that was cute. Even the sponsorship bit was funny, I got a genuine chuckle out of "right, the ad read".
Julie, I have no idea how you'll be able to make next week's video without opposable thumbs....
At least it's clear that the portal is digital, not analog. (OK, I'll show myself out....)
hah!
@@julienolke @Julie Nolke Where is April julie 2022?, its already May ffs!
presto digital
Cats do just fine making videos without opposable thumbs. It's why they invented the internets.
I'm just Julie is doing fine and has feline consultants available if needed.
So this is how the Half-Life portal malfunctioned.
lol... The giant chevrons on the suit were hilarious. Also nice 3d effects. Good job Julie.
The Better Help ad was great too, glad I stuck around for it.
I love how you have over lapping audio tracks on the conversation, it definitely adds some realism to the skit to be sure.
The animation part is so next level in this video! Incredible
Wow. the costume and makeup departments really outdid themselves this time. The uniforms... and the prosthetic... Just wow... They must have come from another dimension. 😂
I don't know about the VFX, though.
This seriously needs to be a series
The fact that the thumb has nail polish on it is the icing on the cake...or the thumb on the forehead...whatever fits best.
I love it that she has special effects that rival _Minority Report_ followed by a prosthetic make-up job that makes the original _Star Trek_ look good.
Weird time to vomit all over the frankly excellent prosthetic work in TOS, but here we are.
Are you kidding me with this? How do you get negative vibes from reading a wholesome comment, for real? To think that anything made today could make a piece of media from 55 years ago look good when it was immediately preceded by establishing that the same work does in fact contain fantastic special effects and somehow read that as vomit betrays a serious misunderstanding of what was, frankly, a pretty simple sentence to parse.
Just goes to show that if you want someone to shit all over anything you say, post it as a comment on TH-cam. Meanwhile, I'll console myself in knowing that most _Star Trek_ fans are actually pretty smart. But that comment did get 3 thumbs, so there's at least two others that aren't.
@@FlatOnHisFace ‘Tis not my fault you’ve internalized internet-speak so completely that you don’t recognize your own casual negativity. “Wholesome,” good grief. Your joke presupposes that the make-up on TOS is so inferior to contemporary work that it can only look good by comparison to modern amateurs. Either you actually believe it, in which case Jack Pierce would like to have a word with you, or you just said it because you knew people would get a cynical giggle out of it whether it’s true or not.
@@Mr_Flerb Knock it off, dude. You aren't on the good side of this argument. It was just literally spelled out for you that something from a bygone era which can hold up to a contemporary piece containing fantastic special effects in no way paints the former as inferior, quite the opposite, really. The rest of your assumed insult can only stem from your not holding Julie's work in as high regard as I do, and you don't know what Jack Pierce thinks of it, so you can stop that train right there.
And your first comment was about something that I said, so yes, it is your fault that I took it personally, nitwit. Stop acting like you're innocent. You are an Internet Troll.
@@FlatOnHisFace Geez, so comfortable with the insults. Look, if I’ve misunderstood, I would love to know what you actually meant. Were you not implying that the prosthetic work on TOS was poor? The rhetorical construction “X Bad Thing is so bad it makes Y Bad Thing look good” is incredibly common, so if you intended something else you can’t be too surprised that it’s not obvious what it was. I *think* part of what you’re saying you is that make-up from forty years ago can’t possibly stand up to modern work, which just isn’t true. That is what my reference to Pierce was intended to convey, because the Frankenstein make-up stands up just fine alongside anything that’s been done since. “Deliberately comically bad fake thumb is so bad it makes ‘60s Trek make-up look good.” Am I making a mistake in that reading? As for what this has to do with not holding Nolke’s work in high regard, I genuinely don’t know how that’s relevant. I’m starting to think there’s some kind of fundamental communication disconnect, here, because you’ve clearly misunderstood everything I said and I have no idea what you’re getting at. I never said anything about blaming me for you taking it personally. A couple of your sentences don’t grammatically track, but you’re clearly a competent writer, so I gotta think you’re typing in a hurry.
it is crazy if you think. They have multi level security including finger print scans, but they didn't have a video camera to identify person)
Well they all look like Julie, so...
@@San1984 touche!
Those graphics were amazing! Love how varied but always funny your content is!
I love it when you play multiple characters! Always hilarious. ❤
She does this one character with a beard, very realistic.
I like the crazy doctor patient woman. 😂
Um yeah I think someone with the right skills could get down to the interdimensional portal. Iris and finger print scanners are pretty easily overcome by scanning the iris and finger prints of someone with access they also usually would with the correct iris and finger print electronically open the door which is usually bypassable with a strong magnet or emp machine and the access code can be found using a heat map of the keypad used to enter the code. The hardest part would be actual security guards and knowing how to start the machine.
I've been watching a lot of the "LEVERAGE" television television show so I see a lot of those trucks on there 🤣 - Illy
Was getting serious Doom vibes from this (any other day I'd have said Event Horizon, but I was playing Doom 3 VR today). Glad no rifts into Hell happened. Those can get annoying.
My kids were watching Odd Squad today and I was super excited to recognize one of the villains! Great job dream weaver!
Suddenly I'm getting Orphan Black vibes... OMG could you wangle a collab with Tatiana? Think how many characters you could gather around a table between you and her!
Omg yes
Oh. My. God!
Precisely, I'd love to see Julie and Tatiana's characters meet each other! 😁
These two would be an acting force to be reckoned with. One of my fave shows ever with one of my fave TH-camrs? Would be epic
The timing on the scientist line was so spot on
I hope they could find the mastermind who activated the portal. It could be done by anyone.
your guess is as good as mine...
I absolutely LOVE the 15 levels of tier 1 security...but no one thought to add a user log to record who's logged in to use the machine? LOL!!! I LOVE THESE SKITS!! Finding Julie is the absolute BEST thing to come out of COVID for me!
And no CCTV...
Or cameras?
That Apollo era mission control though...
Your editing is genius. Building in the comic timing after recording all the parts separately seems like it would be so freakin hard. Your multi-part videos just zoom smoothly through. Beauty. Oh and super funny too! 😄
Love the wigs, but I have to give a special shout out to how everyone in the company wears the same fingernail polish color!
Of course they do - it’s the regulation fingernail polish colour. Show up for duty with a different one and you’d get docked for being ‘out of uniform on duty’. 😂
Julie, did you know you make people smile? I was mowing the lawn today and thought about you and smiled! That is a true gift to the world. Thanks.
I like how all of these supposedly high ranking officials are all wearing "Mosquito Wings" denoting that they are the lowest rank in the military.
Loved this, also the VFX with the hand gestures were kinda awesome 😂
Great special effects Julie. To think that about 20 years ago you'd have to go to the pictures to see special effects like that, now you can do them from your own home. You're one of my favourite comedians to. And that's not just a suck up. It's only 20% suck up.
Those are actually pretty good special effects for a youtube skit. Especially the holographic control screen.
Dana: "What are you, a scientist?"
Scientists: "Yes"
Great sketch, I really enjoy the council of Julie's format.
Like the Council of Ricks? 😏
I have a feeling that “thumb” takes double AA batteries 👍🏼
This is a very good take on an old Mad Magazine satire of Star Trek from the sixties in which Captain Kirk comes through the transporter…altered. Like this, but way more. I believe the quote was “I have the strangest feeling that my face wants to sit down.”
Hey Julie - more much loved hilarity! Guess l could give it a big thumbs up!! Kudos to the co-stars too!
or a nod in this case
That was above excellent. The first transition to Dana makes this one of your classics.
If this dimension developed interdimensional travel, it would stand to reason that a nearby neighboring dimension would have developed the same technology. Maybe it was another dimension that opened a portal to here, then used our machine to return. I mean, if all the security didn't record who accessed that level, it could be because the security was bypassed by an arrival inside the level.
You never know. Maybe this dimentions are empty, manybe they have different physic there.
Maybe its like in timeline where information of earth lives on but time runs slower or faster.
This woman plays multiple roles better than anyone I know just pure talent. I imagine you doing a movie starring in all the roles and it being a huge hit 😁
She and Tatiana Maslani (Orphan Black) could do a movie together and play every role in it! ;D
Glad to hear Better Help is there for Dana and her interdimensional trauma 👽❤️
This was so good! I hope it blows up as it deserves and gets millions and millions of views!
Always look forward to thursday mornings! Great to start the day with a few laughs. Keep up the great content! Stay safe and healthy
omg...i love you!!! the floating hologram complete with the StarTrek pop-up sound was epic!
Did you research any of the medals on the board of the E2 specialist that seemed to be in charge, or did this young E2 actually have combat duty in Vietnam in the 1960s? (JK, very funny. But you do have that medal, and a few others, that are campaign or time specific.)
I love when ppl show off their random and highly specific knowledge in the comments 😊
@@erinaa9486 It was intended as a joke only someone with a military background would get. Not really "highly specific knowledge", as if you were in, or grew up around, US Military, you can read the boards pretty quickly. Spotted the Vietnam campaign ribbon pretty quick and thought it was funny on a person that was probably not born yet.
@@randolphphillips3104 Meh, it's about as highly specific as having a list of pokemon and pointing out that this one is a Mew. Cuz, ya know, unless ya look into the ribbon chart for the US military, compared to other militaries, you wouldn't really know about the significance of the rectangular cloth. ... Of course no one does any research on this, hahaha. And it's not quite random, either, given that the ribbons actually do have meaning.
I was in the military and had the charts and yet I would still have to look up wtf they are to make sure I knew what ribbon they had. lol. ... It's funny how people are so caught up in that stuff and, for me, I never really got that way haha.
@@bwhaz you do realize I was joking, right?
I like the variety in skit and production value. Please continue with any ideas you enjoy bringing to life Julia!
Perhaps they should take a thumbprint to find out, if it's really her thumb. Just a thumb rule: Never trust those who keep pointing their thumbs to others!
Indeed, even if the thumb is sticking out of your forehead.
The background pictures and the cardboard medals were a nice touch.
Ugh. I should start checking the description for who someone is sponsored by. I'm sorry, Julie. I absolutely love your videos. But I cannot support anyone being sponsored by Better "we take no accountability for whether or not our therapists are actually therapists and it's actually on you to check their credentials" Help. I'll definitely watch every other video of yours that isn't sponsored by them, though!
Absolutely love your work!
I love the detail of the "pimple" having the same nail polish as your nails, it's the little things!
Very good metaphor for how any government agency is being run.
This is BOTH well written sci-fi and well written comedy, ALL without the benefit of audience laughter to indicate that the jokes are landing. Amazing.
Anybody else wondering where the other thumb is at??
Sounds like Dana needs lessons from Pandora on verbal fencing.
And the signoff with the thumb was 👍🏿
"Someone turned on the portal last night."
Me: A real life adult person who is fully aware that this is a video set in the land of fiction made by a real world person using a camera starring an actor reading from a script: (Panics and feels guilty despite fully knowing it wasn't them and they literally had no way of doing so because it is fiction and they are fully aware it is fiction.)
I am sure a QAnon person would think it is real. They will believe any idiotic idea
cant wait to see the next episode in this style - assume it will become a series it's awesome
mirror world julie, time travel julie, now extra dimensional julie...... and still not enough ways to get Julies into our youtube.
I see they've improved the Space Forces blues uniforms!! Very nice 👌
I have 2 questions: where did the other thumb go? and who did use the interdimensional portal?
the mysteries of the universe...
Obviously they're saving those questions for the sequel.
"What are you, a scientist?!" 🤣🤣🤣
Totally loved this, Julie. Excellent video. And also the post-production details look really good. Nice!
This is genius. Please make more of this! 😂
Well I think this is a new record. it only took 7 seconds for me to laugh out loud at one of your videos. The blonde wig with the nodding got me. Keep making peoples day better forever please
As a retired Marine, I was very impressed by the massive rack.......of ribbons on that uniform. Go Space Force!
Agreed... that rack is perfect!
Whatever that General is using for her skin...we ALL need that
No way, Dana used the time portal.
This is art. So simple a joke, yet executed to perfection.
I am so glad that Julie decided to warn us of the danger of the emerging digital world.
Underrated comment.
This was funnier and more complex than usual. Well done. Now, if you ever perfect the Portal, get it to be useful, I would suggest having it add a third arm and hand might be really great. Can’t count the number of times I wanted / needed …
If there is one thing I learned from my pandemic hobby of reading: UFOs aren’t aliens, they’re Interdimensional
@@realcreature3D I could talk your ear off for hours. Not aliens. Look up the video "How We Know UFOs Aren't Aliens".
@@realcreature3D there's a multitude of factors that go into it. There's a history of deception in UFO phenomena and also ties to occult. You're making me say it, so I will. They're demons. I know it sounds nuts, but they're most likely demonic.
Here at the Air Force, our portal may not be interdimensional, but it's been functioning for millions of years and has a record of causing zero mutations in its travelers.
Honestly, one of Julie's best in a while.
A great way to talk about that photo. I hope Better Help is actually a good thing nowadays. I remember TH-cam drama from a few years ago, where Better Help was a dangerous platform.
I bet it was the blonde. She had a shifty look about her.
It's amazing how they found five identical actresses to play all these roles.
Well done, Julie, you play multiple characters so well, that you could give Tatiana Maslany a run for her money! 😅
"Using advanced code..." - basically how all super complicated science topics are represented in film 😆
About four months ago, Julie found a prop thumb, picked it up, and stuck it on her forehead. No one laughed, and she began plotting her revenge skit...
"This is comedic gold! They'll see. And THEN they'll be sorry!"
That was epic level green screen. The acting is brilliant. I loved the story and the idea and now I'm officially hooked.