Having kids isn't worth it

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  • @tinokokota_joy-ir7sy
    @tinokokota_joy-ir7sy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1306

    "It's elective... They choose to look like that..." Best line in the whole skit. 😂😂😂

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      Viciously accurate 😂

    • @seanwelch007
      @seanwelch007 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      And the line about aliens right before it 🎯

    • @davidapoland
      @davidapoland 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Funny. But really, it’s about selfishness and materialism. Childless women are not happier.

    • @PurplePeopleHatter
      @PurplePeopleHatter 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I think it's a give and take at the moment. like, the child themselves makes most parents happy, but everything else associated with having children, other than the joy of the child, sucks @@davidapoland

    • @IsadoraPrata
      @IsadoraPrata 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      ​​@@davidapolandnot really. It's about how modern society expects and pressures women into having children, caring for them and paying for their expenses, but give no financial, emotional or really any kind of support to mothers.

  • @heatherjay8802
    @heatherjay8802 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2001

    I’m just astonished that the human race lasted till 2453!

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +385

      right?! That's the most unbelievable thing about this sketch.

    • @Shattered-World3
      @Shattered-World3 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      I thought the human race would die in the year 2106

    • @robinblackmoor8732
      @robinblackmoor8732 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It does not. Been there nobody is left. Dogs run the planet. They developed thumbs and took over. Cats and squirrels are extinct.

    • @hirudinaria
      @hirudinaria 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Not really. U did also imply aliens invaded and there were mixed "race" babies. I assume thats what causes the extinction of "human race" as there would be a new hybrid race in charge 😛​@@julienolke

    • @miguelmelchior986
      @miguelmelchior986 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      It wont..

  • @kendallsmith1458
    @kendallsmith1458 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +983

    "It is appalling how you treat your breeders."
    Ain't that the truth!

    • @JayCGypsy
      @JayCGypsy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Possibly because there is absolutely no shortage of humans. Breeding isn't done for the betterment of humanity... at all.

    • @JinxedJoker
      @JinxedJoker 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Yes, but also it's pretty appalling how we treat those who cannot breed, due to sterility, sexual orientation, or even just those who choose not to. There is a LOT of pressure to conform to certain expectations... which those who doe bear children will then be punished for participating in if they do. Bleck.

    • @TheTibetyak
      @TheTibetyak 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@JayCGypsy One of my friends felt it was his obligation to carry on the family name. Smith.

    • @johndorian473
      @johndorian473 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It's not appalling if you just looked at how breeders are treated in every other species. Dogs don't get maternity leaves. They're just there out on their own scavenging for food, being cautious of not getting killed, dying of infection hunger etc.

    • @leza4453
      @leza4453 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      ​@@johndorian473 that is so stupid.😂
      Dogs have evolved to have an easy birth with multiples, who are independend after a few weeks. They also don't live in a society. Take bees or ants, where their whole state is there to care for one mother and her babies. Take most birds, where mother and father care together for the eggs and little ones. Or Pandas, who don't breed at all, of their conditions aren't met.
      When there is a food shortage and you are hungry, don't complain, just do it like dogs do, hunting your food but without hands....

  • @greensan3093
    @greensan3093 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +578

    I love the social critique and how they both just have to agree

    • @bobiboulon
      @bobiboulon 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      Yeah, on one hand in my country the governement wants people to work for longer in their life, because apparently pensions are difficult to balance on a nationnal scale, on another hand the same governement doesn't really care to make it easier for people to raise kids (kids who are the future workers who will contribute to pay the pensions of old people through some taxes on their future salaries).

    • @Ad1nfernum
      @Ad1nfernum 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      @@bobiboulon Tell me about it. My country (and Julie's, actually - Canada) is desperate to get our population up, but they're struggling to increase the birth rate, so they're increasing immigration. That would be fine *except* that immigrants get here, realize they can't afford to have kids either, and now we have an even larger aging population than we started with.
      Sidenote: I am currently 7 months pregnant. So I'm set on this decision now lol.

    • @douglasmaclean5836
      @douglasmaclean5836 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Ad1nfernum kids are a hoot. Congrats.

    • @Ad1nfernum
      @Ad1nfernum 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@douglasmaclean5836 Aww, thanks so much. My stepson will be 15 when his little sister is born and he cares exactly as little as you would expect from a teenager - though he's very money motivated and therefore is reasonably amicable to the idea of babysitting. 😂

    • @douglasmaclean5836
      @douglasmaclean5836 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Ad1nfernum that's fantastic and whether he admits it or not he's going to hopefully love the promotion to Big Brother 😁

  • @Sicod79
    @Sicod79 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +748

    The irony is that Julie is both slaying it at her career and being a parent.

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Privilege and hard work.

    • @400_billion_suns
      @400_billion_suns 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +119

      She’s probably overwhelmed and struggling just like most mothers in our modern world. Looking put-together despite that is another one of our sad societal pressures, which causes them to suffer in silence because everyone thinks they’re “slaying.”

    • @Esfuerzo31
      @Esfuerzo31 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      You're only slaying if you're dumping your kids on your parents forgoing your parent responsibilities by being a boss babe

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@400_billion_suns Ya, the toxic positivity of fake it till you make it makes people seem okay wither they are or not.

    • @Sicod79
      @Sicod79 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Fair enough. I can only say Julie is slaying at her career right now. @@Esfuerzo31

  • @shekool18
    @shekool18 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +264

    - "I didn't think you had aliens yet.
    - "Oh no its plastic surgery. They chose to look like that."
    Lmao lol

    • @samdumaquis2033
      @samdumaquis2033 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Lol

    • @martinfiedler4317
      @martinfiedler4317 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      "right, .. right. .... I remember now.
      We were told about that in history class ....
      that was one reason why democracy was abolished."

  • @Soilfood365
    @Soilfood365 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    When people do give the argument of 'Have kids or society will collapse!' it kind of sounds like 'have kids and toss a coin to see if they have to live through the torturous collapse of society!'

  • @LukeMaps
    @LukeMaps 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

    "Help me, Julie One KeNolke. You're my only hope."

  • @AJ-xm4xc
    @AJ-xm4xc 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    “Having kids is for the rich”- ouch. didn’t think i would hear that in my lifetime.

    • @melissawood8324
      @melissawood8324 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It'll eventually be a status symbol lol

    • @adamolenoski1515
      @adamolenoski1515 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      LOL This is so so far from the truth. I'd tell you how many humble families I know with 4-6 kids, but I can't count that high. 😅

  • @kilroy987
    @kilroy987 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +253

    "I'll do it, on one condition. Look up your history records, and give me tomorrow's Powerball numbers."

    • @Z_MIB
      @Z_MIB 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I doubt that would last until that far in the future

    • @lauraw.johnsonpowerball5042
      @lauraw.johnsonpowerball5042 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Powerball gal here. This made me giggle. 😊

    • @cdiehr-xm3mc
      @cdiehr-xm3mc 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      It would get her enough money to have kids though!

    • @UncannyBeagle
      @UncannyBeagle 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You can do that in the Sims 3.

  • @mimimaitri1
    @mimimaitri1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +111

    The “I am not surprised” cut deep.

  • @Nik110512
    @Nik110512 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +367

    I used to think new mothers had too many perks eg mat. leave. I was resentful picking up the slack.
    Before I went on maternity leave, my boss said "enjoy your vacation" I laughed at that thinking of all the time off.
    Fast forward, i haven't slept in 3 months and being at work was a lot easier than taking care of a newborn who only sleeps when he's being fed. I have to schedule in time for bathroom breaks and I'm washing/sterilizing bottles at 2am.
    😢

    • @Nevertoleave
      @Nevertoleave 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

      Hear that. And it’s so hard to articulate what you do. Cause so much of it is just tending to this lump that does nothing but eat every 2-3 hours, which can take up to an hour each time, then poops liquid and pees about ten or twelve times a day, and then you have to do tummy time and put them to sleep, give them baths. They always soil their diaper as you’re about to leave the house. Then they’re hungry again. And by the time you get where you’re going you’ve put about two hours of work into getting there and have maybe an hour to enjoy yourself before the baby needs feeding and a change and wants to be held.
      I love my kids but I’m so glad this little guy I’ve been bouncing to sleep for 30 minutes now is our last

    • @tracy3418
      @tracy3418 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      That's also if you work for a company that is nice enough to offer maternity leave. I agree going back to work was more relaxing than watching a newborn

    • @martinl2509
      @martinl2509 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      @@tracy3418 Where are you living? Sounds like a dystopia, because it should not be the decision of the company at all if it offers maternity leave or not.

    • @literaterose6731
      @literaterose6731 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      @@martinl2509 Ah, I’m going to guess you’re not in the U.S., because there’s no place here that requires paid parental leave. There are some limited requirements for unpaid leave, but they don’t apply to most employers. Yup, we’re backwards and barbaric.

    • @martinl2509
      @martinl2509 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      @@literaterose6731 Yes, thats correct I am not from the US I am from Germany. A friend of mine is pregnant at the moment. In Germany there are 14 Weeks maternity leave, 6 weeks before the date of birth and 8 weeks after that. Depending on your job in can be more, for example my friend is a nurse and because thats dangerous for the unborn baby she is not allowed to work. So she is in maternity leave since here third month of pregnancy.
      But it doesnt stop there. After the baby is born both parents can get "Elternzeit" which is "parental leave". The basic form is 14 Months but you can double it, but then you get less money. Speaking of money, the State got your back and depending on your normal income it covers 100% of your normal salary if you have a low income and 65% of your salary if you have a high income, because everybody should be able to spend time with their kids and see them growing up.
      In other European Countries its quite similiar and I dont understand why you US folks dont want that? I guess its because your polticians tell you thats communism? But its not, its just social and the right thing to do.
      Fight for your rights! It was a long journey to that in Europe as well.

  • @figthegiant4065
    @figthegiant4065 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +406

    “Yeah it doesn’t get any better😂”
    “🤣I’m not surprised”
    The only reason I’m laughing is bc if I don’t I’ll cry

  • @STRIDERT
    @STRIDERT หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    A decade ago, I read a study from Google based off searches that sugested more people regret having kids than people regret not having kids. And that was the last time I seriously thought about having any.

  • @amberyoung4425
    @amberyoung4425 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +120

    "they choose to look like that"🤣🤣🤣 love you Julie!

    • @robertarisz8464
      @robertarisz8464 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Mental note to self - do not sneak a Julie video in the office. People notice it when you laugh out loud...

  • @renatocorvaro6924
    @renatocorvaro6924 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +303

    You know it's a comedy sketch 'cause there's no way we last until 2453. XD

    • @lastmanstanding2622
      @lastmanstanding2622 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Exactly the point of the video.
      We must start breeding now! 👱👶

    • @thomask4978
      @thomask4978 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Sometimes I wonder how we survived this long. We developed great technology and our medical treatments are good. Yet our way of thinking is stuck in the past.

    • @MatthewTheWanderer
      @MatthewTheWanderer 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      OK, Doomer!

    • @zephyrjmilnes
      @zephyrjmilnes 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@thomask4978 hehe I think you mean stuck in the present. Mothers have been revered for millenia - it’s only now that we look down on them.

    • @devilsadvocacy
      @devilsadvocacy 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      2053 seems like a stretch at this point

  • @JohnWilliams-cr2sz
    @JohnWilliams-cr2sz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +148

    "It doesn't get any better"
    "Oh, I'm not surprised"
    To real, Julie. To real.

    • @WouldntULikeToKnow.
      @WouldntULikeToKnow. 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Too*
      Sorry

    • @TheFiddleFaddle
      @TheFiddleFaddle 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @WouldntULikeToKnow. Don't be sorry. Once is a typo. Twice is a failure of the education system.

    • @aussiewanderer6304
      @aussiewanderer6304 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2


      * To real Julie, too real

  • @rlerochus
    @rlerochus 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    This skit stands out as a masterpiece in my opinion, both for the sarcasm and lucidity. Snarky and sad at the same time. Great job Julie, keep up the good work, you got this!

  • @candacehorgan1057
    @candacehorgan1057 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +338

    Love how they bonded. They all had plastic surgery. What a great ending line

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      Hehe thanks for watching

    • @candacehorgan1057
      @candacehorgan1057 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @@julienolke always. I'm in nursing school and work full time in an ER. I need humor as much as possible

  • @gertdehaan4005
    @gertdehaan4005 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    "Help Me, Julie Nolke Kenobi. You're My Only Hope"

    • @LarthV
      @LarthV 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Julie Nol Kenobi 😉

  • @vissenekku
    @vissenekku 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Wow! We still have over 400 years!
    That's over 400 more than I was expecting.

  • @AlaskanNativeRedEagle
    @AlaskanNativeRedEagle 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    “…Is there anything else I can do?” 🤣

    • @RavenMobile
      @RavenMobile 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That was the most nauseating line in the skit (multiple times). I've heard way too many people act so callous just like that. "I'm not going to help you. Have a _great_ day!"

  • @notme222
    @notme222 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +193

    Happiness goes up if you have kids after 25 and in a stable relationship. It goes down if you have them too early or when unprepared, and really tanks if you do it out of guilt from centuries in the future.

    • @CurrentlyVince
      @CurrentlyVince 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      At first I thought this suggestion was to have the kids themselves be born with 25 years of maturity and I thought it would be brilliant. Skip almost all the messy parts.... 😅

    • @chrisoffersen
      @chrisoffersen 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Define “stable” (I’m thinking it means wealthy)

    • @notme222
      @notme222 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@chrisoffersen Several months of expenses saved up, yes. Also a long-term relationship and no desire to go through other big changes like moving of starting a new career.

    • @user-sg8wf5qo9s
      @user-sg8wf5qo9s 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Mey hubby and I can't afford kids, only cat 😅

    • @chrisoffersen
      @chrisoffersen 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@notme222 Several months of savings, in America at least, is wealthy.
      >70% of people don’t have that here. But, Julie’s Canadian… I wonder how that situation works out up there

  • @tennilledebysingh5819
    @tennilledebysingh5819 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    No kids life here, happy & free...

    • @Abuqital2000
      @Abuqital2000 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Dying alone with animals sound horrible 😂

    • @tennilledebysingh5819
      @tennilledebysingh5819 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@Abuqital2000 Sounds lovely to me!!

    • @CR_3598
      @CR_3598 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I have 2 children. It's a lot of work trying to be a good parent, it's not for everyone. But I feel sorry for those that don't get to experience being a parent whether they want to or not. Those that think life is better without kids do not know what they are missing.

  • @dawoifee
    @dawoifee 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +188

    Funnly enough political partys framing themselves as the party of the family are usually those who make it hell to have a family.

    • @WouldntULikeToKnow.
      @WouldntULikeToKnow. 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Ain't that the truth

    • @fox1actual
      @fox1actual 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Oh no. How dare you be responsible for your own children? 😂

    • @soulfuzz368
      @soulfuzz368 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Teach a man to fish or give them fish? I don’t think it’s so straightforward

    • @DM-nw5lu
      @DM-nw5lu 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@fox1actual People are being responsible. By not having kids/aborting unwanted ones when they cannot afford it. If the republicans don't want to support families, they should STFU and not tell people to have kids and not have abortions.

    • @DM-nw5lu
      @DM-nw5lu 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@soulfuzz368 Absolutely doesn't apply to this situation. People work their 9 to 5 and still can't afford kids. What do you expect them to do? Work two jobs, have zero free time, have no life outside of work and their kids... just to have kids? No, thank you.

  • @Dan-yh8qp
    @Dan-yh8qp 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +88

    Funniest sketcher on TH-cam kills it again. Thanks Julie!

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      thank you!!

    • @robinblackmoor8732
      @robinblackmoor8732 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      She got pregnant, so she could realistically seem pregnant in videos. That is dedication to the craft. Hollywood types, think they should get Awards for eating less and working out for a role. She went through a pregnancy to do sketch comedy. Hard-core acting.

    • @Animation_Noob-t5e
      @Animation_Noob-t5e 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@robinblackmoor8732 This comment was written one pregnancy ago 👏👏👏

  • @davidstone408
    @davidstone408 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Julie a great way to highlight real social issues relating to how some countries don’t care about women having children. Even in the UK with limited maternity leave this is still not good enough compared with the German system which is far more generous and provides tax breaks.

  • @bcreativecarson5973
    @bcreativecarson5973 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Thank you, Julie, for doing it all: carreer, child, saving humanity. ❤

  • @zoopdterdoobdter5743
    @zoopdterdoobdter5743 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

    _Love_ the hair. Julie's out here looking like she remembers what sleep is. 🤭👍

    • @saragoltz1191
      @saragoltz1191 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And having time to watch real housewives. lol

    • @georgecaplin9075
      @georgecaplin9075 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I know I’m supposed to say, “oh my god, Julie’s so inventive and original and funny and insightful”, but all I’m thinking is “dayyuuuum, Julie!”.

  • @mikeknowles8017
    @mikeknowles8017 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

    Speaking as an empty nester, the underlying truth makes this hilarious. On the other hand I kept a notebook of all the crazy things my boys would say growing up and read it back to them as adults. Kids are a comedy gold mine. The time they asked me if Shaggy on Scooby Doo was a stoner might be the funniest thing that ever happened.

    • @AutoNomades
      @AutoNomades 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Selective memory and survivor bias ar good to not being in cognitive dissonance...

    • @penultimateh766
      @penultimateh766 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah you will continue to find that hilarious when your bedpan is overflowing in the budget nursing home where they stick you...

    • @Bacxaber
      @Bacxaber 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I mean, he's totally a stoner.

  • @stephenobrien2676
    @stephenobrien2676 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I don't know if I send this to friends with kids or those without. Cry or laughter!!! The social commentary within great jokes is so wonderfully done! Thanks Julie

  • @idaho_girl
    @idaho_girl 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    "They choose to look like that." LOL

  • @ericetodd
    @ericetodd 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Brilliant sketch Julie. I appreciate how much work you put into these! Keep up the amazing work!

  • @Joseph-Dragon
    @Joseph-Dragon 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    This is the Best video to watch before I go back to school tomorrow.
    I Love this!
    Sending my love to you from the other side of the world, Julie, keep it up!!!

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      You're the best!

  • @kevincartier5706
    @kevincartier5706 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    OMG. This is brilliant on about seven different levels. The fact that we treat mothers and their children as a necessary inconvenience is probably a greater existential threat than climate change.

  • @allocater2
    @allocater2 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

    She should have pulled out her spare change and said "I only got like 14 million". Present-Julie: "WHAT!?". Future-Julie: "Oh right inflation." Present-Julie: "GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!"

    • @TomassHole
      @TomassHole 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Ya but then Julie would have to actually understand how inflation works. Error in the video.

  • @jasonnewby
    @jasonnewby 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    its funny because its true, well I mean the way we treat the people we expect to keep the human species going... and probably also true about the future too.

  • @terrytube5247
    @terrytube5247 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    "I didn't think you had aliens yet." Excellent line.

  • @Commenter339
    @Commenter339 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    "So you're telling me the people responsible for creating possibly the most vital aspect of our civilization just can't justify it?"
    Yep! What a line 👏👏

  • @emilybelle2083
    @emilybelle2083 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    As a person who chose not to breed, it's nice to see realistic conversation about it from someone who chose to. Often people who choose to breed try to guilt all the people who chose not to.

    • @captainpoppleton
      @captainpoppleton 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They flex and guilt trip while happily collecting child payments & tax deductions and using social infrastructure paid for by the childless .

    • @strykerx24
      @strykerx24 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That is absolutely fine your free to do that. But you probably should get a dog

  • @josephananiasgavin5153
    @josephananiasgavin5153 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

    Old woman Julie had warned her past self….😂😂😂

    • @araisikewai
      @araisikewai 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Well, seeing how time traveller Julie has been 100% correct so far, I think we should take this seriously.

  • @juliedesaulniers5899
    @juliedesaulniers5899 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    The casual “oh you guys have aliens already “ 😂😂

  • @jonathanmatthews4774
    @jonathanmatthews4774 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Brilliant. Your creative genius knows no bounds.

  • @jacobd1984
    @jacobd1984 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

    I wonder what Mirror Julie thinks of the new hair.

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      big fan

    • @blindleader42
      @blindleader42 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@julienolke Oh, sure. You would say that. I want to hear it from the girl herself. I seem to remember she wasn't too enthusiastic about that bump you made her carry around, either.

    • @fonkenful
      @fonkenful 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@blindleader42Yeah, mirror Julie is still bitching about that. “Thanks for the stretch marks and stress incontinence, girlfriend”

    • @fonkenful
      @fonkenful 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@blindleader42Tried to reply earlier with a snarky comment from mirror Julie ; “thanks for the stretch marks, sleep deprivation and stress incontinence, girlfriend”

  • @StuermischeTage
    @StuermischeTage 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    Gotta love the pessimistic style just like in the "Explaining the pandemic" playlist

  • @lloydster2000
    @lloydster2000 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Excellent video! This came up in my "for you" list today, and then I saw that I have missed TWELVE other skits of yours. WTF? Getting a cup of coffee and then settling in for a "mini-binge"! 😊🥳

  • @foxxxy1115
    @foxxxy1115 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    Can confirm the "happier and wealthier" part of not having kids. Great sketch!!

    • @artugert
      @artugert 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Oh, so you interviewed thousands of people with and without children and came up with some way to measure the amount of happiness each had? Because that is the only way you could possibly confirm such a thing.

    • @BlackBelladonna
      @BlackBelladonna 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I think they confirmed that it's true for themself.

    • @artugert
      @artugert 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@BlackBelladonna She has never had kids, so she has nothing to compare to. So she has no way of knowing that she is happier now than she would be if she had kids.

    • @JustinOther
      @JustinOther 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Come back and see me when you're 60 lol

  • @CharlotteDobre
    @CharlotteDobre 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    Brilliant!

    • @Mausicoco321
      @Mausicoco321 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Oh I love seeing youtubers i like supporting each other!

    • @rachaelbrugmans4309
      @rachaelbrugmans4309 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@Mausicoco321 me too! We love you Charlotte and Julie!

    • @TonyYarusso
      @TonyYarusso 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No, BetterHelp - weren’t you listening? ;)

  • @strokesdogs
    @strokesdogs 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    I actually would love to watch them in a movie

  • @thecluckster3908
    @thecluckster3908 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    I can’t wait for the day people can easily have children without any worries.

    • @joechapman8208
      @joechapman8208 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Sounds like you're ready to overthrow capitalism

    • @thecluckster3908
      @thecluckster3908 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@joechapman8208 no, not overthrow it, just make it better.

    • @paddleduck5328
      @paddleduck5328 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah. Sigh.

    • @devilsadvocacy
      @devilsadvocacy 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That ship has sailed

  • @auwanho
    @auwanho 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Explaining the end of humanity to my past self: part 1
    The series is looking good!

  • @Hludwine
    @Hludwine 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I just binged the Julie Nolke sketches. One of the things that's really fun to see is how the perspective changes. Also how radiant she looks as a mum!

  • @danielrobey1759
    @danielrobey1759 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I'm digging the dark hair! Beautiful!

  • @smug3636
    @smug3636 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The plot of the video is exactly the opposite of what I expected

  • @micah_noel
    @micah_noel 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Plenty of people are having children. Totally not my job.

  • @rousehouse
    @rousehouse 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    These sketches of Julie's keep getting better. I really admire her writing and acting.

  • @feral_shade
    @feral_shade 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    OMG, this video has so many great lines... It's just so thoughtful!!
    and it really hits home too... a really huge part of me REALLY wants to have kids, but another part knows it's an awful idea
    I know skits are just fiction, but seeing it made me feel less weird...so thank you for that! ☺️

    • @plousia
      @plousia 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's really not an awful idea. It's literally the most basic thing you can do as a human

    • @feral_shade
      @feral_shade 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@plousia that's absolutely true, but my life's a million miles from basic, and I think he/she would deserve a lot more than I could offer

    • @plousia
      @plousia 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@feral_shade Can you offer love and decent basic care? That's pretty much what a kid needs. For all of human history people have been having kids in less than ideal situations. We just don't do it now because we have been so alienated from what makes us human. Not saying you *have* to have kids, but the idea of a magical ideal keeps a lot of people from having them who would do just fine as parents.

  • @DJ-fn3jm
    @DJ-fn3jm 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Interesting sketch. Funny as usual. Many people probably don't know that you already did your part to help the future. 👶🏻

    • @imranqqq7307
      @imranqqq7307 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      She and hubby need 2.1 kids to replace themselves, plus a little extra.

    • @KarlBunker
      @KarlBunker 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@imranqqq7307 Aint nobody got time + money + energy for that.

  • @lisamattson70
    @lisamattson70 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love this! Ty for the smiles! Needed them! 😊 Lisa

  • @justingriffiths6931
    @justingriffiths6931 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Getting back into the time travel bits. At least she didn't have a pandemic to deal with!

  • @krissdev
    @krissdev 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Thank you Julie. Great start of the day thanks to you! And coffee, but mainly you 😉

  • @raumkrieger
    @raumkrieger 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    "The future sucks, have kids!"
    Don't you see how those two statements are at odds with each other?

  • @FlaviadaRocha-c5m
    @FlaviadaRocha-c5m 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That's right - it just isn't worth it!

  • @1ov3
    @1ov3 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Well, I am convinced. No kids for me then

  • @danieoberholzer5373
    @danieoberholzer5373 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love this. So much. Great job Julie and team, this is a special one.

  • @Slyder009Z
    @Slyder009Z 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    The choice is VERY obvious! SLEEEEEEEEP

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      lol

  • @ChaoticSatire
    @ChaoticSatire 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My great grandchildren are very grateful for all your stuff and houses, thank you come again

  • @mattlco
    @mattlco 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Help me Julie-Wan KeNolke, You're My Only Hope!

  • @tybarnes895
    @tybarnes895 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Your best skit in a while. Good job staying in your career path!

  • @LucindaCalabrese
    @LucindaCalabrese 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    🥰🤩This is brilliant Julie!

  • @pacificostudios
    @pacificostudios 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Great acting by Julie, of course, as usual!

  • @Centerfiremedia
    @Centerfiremedia 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This is a very deeply philosophical episode! Excellent job, Julie!

  • @richardgreen3160
    @richardgreen3160 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    These just get better and better. You have wonderful ideas Julie

  • @johndododoe1411
    @johndododoe1411 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Just this week a news report flashed by . Fertility in my country has dropped below 75% of the replacement rate .

    • @dmitripogosian5084
      @dmitripogosian5084 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Don't worry, it is fine in other parts of the world.

    • @trevdestroyer8209
      @trevdestroyer8209 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@dmitripogosian5084not in Europe

  • @jaspreetjuneja9869
    @jaspreetjuneja9869 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Theeeee best of you till date! That's for sure. Something atleast making sense on the internet. Thank you, I thoroughly enjoyed. And the NUKE at last,,,
    The Joke(Aliens👽) that they choose to look. Hats off funny and gutsy. More power to you Julie 👍

  • @northslate4850
    @northslate4850 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Why have children when i can spend that money on not having kids instead???

  • @jackfroste
    @jackfroste 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Very smart comedy Julie. Great work.

  • @anthonyjackson31
    @anthonyjackson31 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I had this exact discussion with my wife the other day.... Too real hahaha.

    • @pirlie
      @pirlie 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The key to convince her to make a child is both promising and proving to her you will do at least 50% of the care work and mental load.

    • @anthonyjackson31
      @anthonyjackson31 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@pirlie oh I said I’d dip for the first three years and send a pack of beef jerky to her once a week… for the child. Did I do that wrong?

  • @boyeatsworld-vr9ci
    @boyeatsworld-vr9ci 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    there is ONE study that shows SOME indicators of happiness is higher without kids, but an entire BODY of studies showing that nearly every indicator of happiness is higher after becoming parents.

  • @allankuria9923
    @allankuria9923 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Having Hologram Julie do the ad read is just brilliant 😂

  • @robyn_southafrica
    @robyn_southafrica 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Okay but this has got to be my most favourite skit of yours 🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @madcow3417
    @madcow3417 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    “Help Me Obi-Wan Kenobi, You’re My Only Hope.”

    • @timwarneka5681
      @timwarneka5681 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Strong SW vibes!

    • @bellissimo4520
      @bellissimo4520 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yeah... I'm currently in a good place of my career...

    • @nickmonks9563
      @nickmonks9563 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Also got just a hint of "Prince of Darkness" vibes, haha.

    • @CurrentlyVince
      @CurrentlyVince 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Except I would expect Obi-Wan to be watching episodes of Chopped

  • @tomtaylor3764
    @tomtaylor3764 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Brilliant as always!

  • @MrKeychange
    @MrKeychange 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Great one Julie! 👏😂

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Thank you!! 😁

  • @MuhaamadAreeb
    @MuhaamadAreeb 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    It's funny how people think you can't afford children if you don't already have a plan for the best collages and universities when you yourself are in your twenties when so many successful people came out of the scenario that their parents simply didn't have money for uni so either get a scholarship or an alternate path in life. That is literally how life was. And even sending them to the high end kindergarten isn't the priority. If you failed at one goal ( getting a high end carried) that doesn't mean you force yourself to failing at another equally important one ( raising successfully children)

  • @bobiboulon
    @bobiboulon 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

    Wait, they aren't aliens?

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      still tbd

  • @peterjohnson6273
    @peterjohnson6273 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Always interesting and well done, Julie.

  • @beth-bi9yv
    @beth-bi9yv 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "They choose to look like that..." 😂

  • @kevinwells4986
    @kevinwells4986 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You are so clever. Entertaining. And worth watching episode after episode. Thank you.

    • @dontspikemydrink9382
      @dontspikemydrink9382 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      too bad sponsored by a horrible war company, serving israel

  • @whophd
    @whophd 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    gah, that reverse inflation ... I was hoping it would be a back-of-the-couch hundred million

  • @alexfischer2527
    @alexfischer2527 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Best Nolke sketch I've seen in a year ❤

  • @DravenGal
    @DravenGal 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This made me smile so hard.

  • @proggerjohn
    @proggerjohn 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    At 1:24 "a tax incentive from the future -- retroactive fee" -- Hahahahahaha! You wish. You are dreaming. 🤣🤣

  • @oxiary
    @oxiary 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    omg is this canon to "explaning the pandemic to myself" cinematic universe?

  • @sianspherica
    @sianspherica 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Julie. This is the best video you've made in ages. Be proud of this one. It's so great.

  • @waywardmind
    @waywardmind 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    The genius of this skit is that Julie has had a child, so she's saved the timeline. So this is more like a cautionary tale. Brilliant!

    • @strykerx24
      @strykerx24 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She had one, she should have more.

    • @strykerx24
      @strykerx24 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Unless of course she's having children without a husband

  • @surfinpiratedude
    @surfinpiratedude 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love this, haaaa! Also I bet you could do a great character parody of Molly Pettit (WRC Journalist/Broadcaster) if you could ever find a way to work rally or whatever into a sketch. It’s super niche, I know, but I just thought I’d throw it out there and see if it lands. Any rally fan would get the reference right away. Keep rocking it, Team Julie, you folks got a good thing going.

  • @Figment078
    @Figment078 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    The "well, shit. that's not the answer I was hoping for" was just fantastic delivery!

  • @HowNOT2
    @HowNOT2 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Your best yet!

  • @AnnaAnna-uc2ff
    @AnnaAnna-uc2ff 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    What has my species ever done for me?