George Carlin on white people

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  • @truebluekit
    @truebluekit 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4393

    "Colin Powell was openly white... he just happens to be black."
    Respect.

    • @-Muhammad_Ali-
      @-Muhammad_Ali- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      bullshit. Colin Powel was a useless fucken tool in the hands of his white masters (bush, dick, silverstein, etc). In other words he was a fucken brainless Uncle Tom.

    • @enkiea52
      @enkiea52 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Moron

    • @coleslaw1196
      @coleslaw1196 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Dick Long, WHAT makes you think that white people are going to "becomes extinct"?

    • @henrry889
      @henrry889 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Anthony Kirkwood
      I was talking about "extermination".

    • @tyronechillifoot5573
      @tyronechillifoot5573 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Scats Scats wasn't he responsible for the war in Iraq and Afghanistan?

  • @billcow3455
    @billcow3455 7 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    'Be proud, be white, be lame, and get the fuck off the dance floor'. LOLOLOL

    • @whatda7705
      @whatda7705 ปีที่แล้ว

      White Europeans build the modern world

    • @anywaythewindblows8938
      @anywaythewindblows8938 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stick to your faggoty polkas and waltzes!

  • @umachan9286
    @umachan9286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1736

    What I loved about Carlin is he would rip on the hypocrisy of both sides. He didn't focus on liberals. He didn't focus on conservatives. He focused on the idiocy that is modern life and how people reacted to it.

    • @ufafgd
      @ufafgd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Finally, someone with an intelligent and correct comment. Thank you!!!

    • @themchughs4139
      @themchughs4139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bingo!

    • @salvadorelastname9095
      @salvadorelastname9095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      Tbf, I think he means liberal in the sense of, like, center-left, because he was a leftist. He criticized from the left.

    • @HybridSpektar
      @HybridSpektar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He just pissed on everyone

    • @nuclear_addict
      @nuclear_addict 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Carlin was a lefty. Democrats and liberals are not left wing.

  • @drumatic
    @drumatic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    When George Carlin started shopping at same clothing store as Steve Jobs, his comedy ascended to another level of hysterical dominance.

  • @113089Drummerboy
    @113089Drummerboy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7251

    oh man the material he would of had today.

    • @quimley2888
      @quimley2888 7 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      113089Drummerboy would have

    • @RascalFascal
      @RascalFascal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      "Absolute unkown people who post on facebook where they are,who they with and what they are doing like 23456 times a day. Those motherfuckers should be strapped to chairs and beaten with broken beer bottles." This could be a George Carlin line in 2017 ;-)

    • @clydemustang2395
      @clydemustang2395 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Leave it to Chappelle, Stanhope and Burr

    • @Concepts13
      @Concepts13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Κέννυ Αντονέσκου he joked about non whites all the time, are you kidding? It's just that he had an agenda when it came to popular culture

    • @stjames3852
      @stjames3852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      its been two years since you commented this, but i just thought of something about this today. lots of brilliant comics were taken from us wayy too soon, bill hicks, lenny bruce, sam kinison, belushi, etc, all gone too soon. george, however, had a long and amazing career. im sure as some of those younger comics passed away some were worried about georgie in the same way. while i am sort of sad he isnt around to comment on the world we inherited today... i realize that he still had a long and amazing career, and left us with a wide variety of material to remember him with. forever. i take comfort at the fact he’s still down there, screaming up at us :’)

  • @noahgilmore4837
    @noahgilmore4837 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1673

    I just love the blunt delivery of "STOP THAT" when he's talking about whites dancing.

    • @ericcartman1425
      @ericcartman1425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Same!!!!

    • @Mii.2.0
      @Mii.2.0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      1:22

    • @AMP3083official
      @AMP3083official 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Love that part.

    • @aneilp7631
      @aneilp7631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nice catch. Agreed it's awesome.

    • @sicSwine1994
      @sicSwine1994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm guessing no one ever introduced him to The Prodigy 🙄

  • @artjimmerson1910
    @artjimmerson1910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    “Colin Powell was openly white, he just happened to be black”
    Most underrated line in comedy

  • @oldheadprisonofficer7024
    @oldheadprisonofficer7024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Fuuuuuuuck could you imagine the material George could have if he was still around lol

    • @jayluciano80
      @jayluciano80 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh yeah,genius

    • @AtreVire
      @AtreVire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Conservatives would do everything they could to censor him

    • @oldheadprisonofficer7024
      @oldheadprisonofficer7024 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AtreVire Probably both sides actually.

  • @loveinspired7
    @loveinspired7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3125

    Hands down, one of the BEST comedians that left us too soon! RIP

    • @Bacxaber
      @Bacxaber 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I mean...dude was in his 80s, right?

    • @anthonyross1493
      @anthonyross1493 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No Doubt!!!!!! He could have ran for president!

    • @TheInamanica
      @TheInamanica 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Richard Pryor wasn't that funny. If he wasn't saying fuck in every sentence he was very average.

    • @spencercoe3804
      @spencercoe3804 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      MrTruboy found the white guy he's talking in this. Get over yourself

    • @peterdaigle7249
      @peterdaigle7249 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Master.

  • @TheDalinkwent
    @TheDalinkwent 9 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    I just "happened to be black" and the joke about James Brown and Colin Powell was fucking brilliant.

    • @TheDalinkwent
      @TheDalinkwent 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ***** Honestly Carlin's joke is kinda referencing racial stereotypes. He's basically saying guys like James Brown and Farrakkan reinforce the perceptions of blacks due to the way they carry or carried themselves, while Colin Powell doesn't and he "acts white" but "happens to be black"...some would be offended by it, but I'm black and still thought it was funny and kinda insightful.

    • @alandan3899
      @alandan3899 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      to many sensitive people go cry somewhere else .

    • @benvad9010
      @benvad9010 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Homer X He's obsessed with race and Blacks in particular. He wants to feel like he's on the same team to ridicule and piss on the American WASP society that he was excluded from.
      He wouldn't even consider himself white because he hates the white race and will vilify it the same way Ashkenazi jews do. They're Patheric.

    • @benvad9010
      @benvad9010 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Alex Amerling I'm Black you idiot, I'm just citing the sickness amongst Whites and how they destroy their own people without Rhyme or reason.

    • @jkryanspark
      @jkryanspark 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +ben vad all people do. Black, white, or otherwise, humans are poorly evolved.

  • @JoseOrtiz-zx8sf
    @JoseOrtiz-zx8sf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    George Carlin was a philosopher…he just also happens to be funny.

    • @Valhallen002
      @Valhallen002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Congratulations, you discovered what it takes to be a great comedian.

    • @billyskittles1036
      @billyskittles1036 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you going to post this same comment on every video?

    • @Aeimos
      @Aeimos ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He sounds like an angry and bitter racist.

    • @whatda7705
      @whatda7705 ปีที่แล้ว

      White Europeans build the modern world

    • @rebug3296
      @rebug3296 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Aeimos who exactly?

  • @KevinJohnson-sd3vv
    @KevinJohnson-sd3vv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    I am a 56 year old Black man from Philly now living in NC. I LOVE GEORGE CARLIN FOREVER !!! HE IS THE BEST !!! "Colin Powell was openly white... he just happens to be black."
    LOVE IT....THE TRUTH !!!

    • @NunayoBisnez
      @NunayoBisnez 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh, calm down.

    • @ritzkola2302
      @ritzkola2302 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kevin Johnson Relax sellout

    • @ayokay123
      @ayokay123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And I'm a 62yr old white man from Chicago who feels blessed to have grown up listening to Carlin's routines. We actually bought his comedy albums back in the day. I still consider him the greatest comedian of all time. Told it like it was.

    • @GenshinLover283
      @GenshinLover283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hey. PHILLY PHILLY!

    • @AbandonedMines11
      @AbandonedMines11 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right on!

  • @thedashboard9562
    @thedashboard9562 8 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    This man was so fucking brilliant.

    • @psychedelicmartyr420
      @psychedelicmartyr420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not debatable* actually, you have no counter argument to debate that fact with, and you don't have the credentials to do it either.

  • @KingOfKool182
    @KingOfKool182 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2351

    If only Carlin were here to witness all the white girls trying to twerk. LOL.

    • @jesusalonzo2467
      @jesusalonzo2467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Have you seen them on tik tok they really think they doing something lol

    • @kcbh24
      @kcbh24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Oh, he'd have some comments about Taylor Swift.

    • @ramentaco9179
      @ramentaco9179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Phil O'sophical
      Can anyone honestly muster a fuck to give about a white chick twerking?

    • @ukmedicfrcs
      @ukmedicfrcs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      When actually Christina Aguilara started it all. Shes white BTW

    • @oblivionguard7727
      @oblivionguard7727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Phil O'sophical look up ashley alban

  • @thewanderinggrasshopper4792
    @thewanderinggrasshopper4792 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    A lot of people saying George died too soon. I bet if he was still alive, he’d disagree with you.

  • @SamsarasArt
    @SamsarasArt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    George was the best. I think of him as a modern day Socrates who used comedy as a medium to discuss philosophical shit. Dude is simultaneously hilarious and informative. There'll never be another George Carlin and that's a shame.

    • @timrichard8798
      @timrichard8798 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh there's"other " George Carlins out there, the truth is that THIS George Carlin is one of a kind. He grew up in an era where America had growing pains and was both blessed and cursed to witness A LOT of history and digest it for ppl.

    • @caseypainter1690
      @caseypainter1690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That is ridiculous

    • @whatda7705
      @whatda7705 ปีที่แล้ว

      White Europeans build the modern world

    • @fluffyhamsta
      @fluffyhamsta ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A friendly comment: Some would say that he was the modern Diogenes the Cynic.

    • @tbewin1z143
      @tbewin1z143 ปีที่แล้ว

      he basically thinks that whites are rich and privileged and blacks are poor and needs white peoples help YAWN no different than today's SJW's

  • @SilverMenace100
    @SilverMenace100 10 ปีที่แล้ว +941

    I'm Caucasian and I find this hilarious. "Banana Republic run out of khakis?!! The Espresso machine is jammed?!"

    • @stupidperson2293
      @stupidperson2293 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kevvy
      Okay,thanks racist

    • @coleslaw1196
      @coleslaw1196 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Well concerning the STATEMENT in the video here, well then, I guess BLACKS had better stay away from ohhhhhhh Opera, classical symphony, celtic, bluegrass, Scottish bagpipe, gregorian chant, vaudeville, Broadway showtune and German electronica, .. . that LAST one there means no more synthesizers in their rap and hip hop mixes!!

    • @gheorghebadescu6928
      @gheorghebadescu6928 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      cole slaw they should also stop using english. Its white culture

    • @spaceorbison
      @spaceorbison 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Κέννυ Αντονέσκου , HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @theodorefweitzenbaumsr.4061
      @theodorefweitzenbaumsr.4061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@coleslaw1196 I can't wait for you to become a minority so you can cry like a bitch.

  • @gabe_s_videos
    @gabe_s_videos 8 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    George Carlin: he defined first world problems before it was even a thing.

    • @mediahits9683
      @mediahits9683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rusted8157 He did it before Louis CK did.
      I cringe when people consider that man as talented as George Carlin. Louis is a self-loathing bloviating f@ggot. Even on his sitcom his character was seen as a week loser, very telling of him as a person in real life. Yes he succeeded in his career, but lots of people ten years ago not familiar with classic comedy like Carlin were the ones who saw him. Probably also because of his sitcom as well!

    • @InfamousQuiche
      @InfamousQuiche 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      and cultural appropriation sort of

    • @gabe_s_videos
      @gabe_s_videos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mediahits9683 Even before he was disgraced, I didn't think he was anywhere near as funny as George.
      Then again, who ever could be?

  • @allys744
    @allys744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    “HOODIE AND THE BLOWFISH ARE BREAKING UP??” 😂😂

  • @Hollablackgirl93
    @Hollablackgirl93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Damn he was woke before woke lol. The Colin Powell line killed me 😂

    • @MrAllen-fv9cj
      @MrAllen-fv9cj ปีที่แล้ว

      George Carlin wasn't woke.

  • @jacobbarnett4074
    @jacobbarnett4074 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1362

    I am Irish pale white and all this shit is true not offensive at all, actually quite funny

    • @scottbuckley823
      @scottbuckley823 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      +Jacob Barnett i'm Irish from Cork boy and yeah this shit is funny as fuck honestly this is how i view white Americans people Like Alan Harper with Khakis and their pennies talking about shit like botox , being vegans , yoga even their schools seem shit with their safe spaces , the stickers they put on the back of their cars , no child left behind and being gender fluid black people and aisans are never this and i wish Gorge spoke about the americans who think their Irish because their great great great great grand father came from same thing with italiens, polish ect 'you're never going to be the race of your grandfather you're american and you're lame you're like diet pepsi yot'll never be pepsi

    • @cerealboy3763
      @cerealboy3763 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i'm blacker than an Oreo cookie and i'm pissed

    • @jimjones3287
      @jimjones3287 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wow cole slaw, you started off ok but just lost it at the end. It's hard to keep racism pent up but go ahead let it out, it might make you a more peaceful and tolerant human being. Me, growing up in England and then moving to the states I'm literally permanently scarred. I'm not seen as an individual but as a stereotype. In the UK people rarely worry about color, I mean obviously there's still racism but it's not NEARLY as big a deal as it is here in the states. Everything here is race this race that. I'm not sure why that is. I mean the English colonized too but they never had slaves in their own country I guess that might be a big reason. What's weird is outside of the UK the rest of Europe is pretty damn racist too barring the Scandinavian liberals.

    • @JohnKobaRuddy
      @JohnKobaRuddy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Jacob Barnett the reason people are upset is because they're sociopaths who would never laugh at there own expense. Fact

    • @JohnKobaRuddy
      @JohnKobaRuddy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Scott Buckley I agree but it seems to me that there's no Polish Americans or English Americans just Irish American and African American. And to top it off you'll find plenty of people with names like sobrosky claiming to be Anglo saxons. And also when Irish Americans come here to Ireland they don't fit in. Once saw a yank look totally dejected when he praised Bobby Sands and James connelly and then moments later said socialism is shit and socialists are scum and was shocked when he found out both men were socialists. Too funny for words. I bet he went back to yankville to get loads of Tylenol and oxycotons

  • @des310live
    @des310live 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2127

    Black comedian makes fun of his race: people laugh in the comment section
    White comedian makes fun of his race: people are pissed off at a joke

    • @anteprs7908
      @anteprs7908 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      well he acomedian

    • @xtfoxhypocrisy7189
      @xtfoxhypocrisy7189 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      what about brown people

    • @RamiroEloy1997
      @RamiroEloy1997 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      +Thrasher_ 92 We laugh too

    • @synthonaplinth5980
      @synthonaplinth5980 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +with a rice-cooker Kevin Bacon riding a dragon The funniest thing is, he's speaking the truth.

    • @boomstick9172
      @boomstick9172 8 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      +with a rice-cooker Kevin Bacon riding a dragon
      Black comedian makes fun of Whites: people laugh in the comment section, a few Whites are offended, they are called Nazis by everyone
      White comedian makes fun of Blacks: Video was removed due to violations of youtube policy

  • @mtndewman1022
    @mtndewman1022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    100% of the comments: "whiteys mad!!!"
    0% of the comments: "im white and im mad!!"

    • @ryn7782
      @ryn7782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      you fail to see the irony in your own post and for that, I applaud you

    • @ryn7782
      @ryn7782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @i hate anime I-
      What? I don't have tumblr tho...and like please try not to use the word triggered in 2019, that's lame. It's cancelled culture now, and you've been cancelled.

    • @ryn7782
      @ryn7782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @i hate anime I like your sarcastic rhetoric. If we weren't on different sides, you could be useful.

    • @jasonk828
      @jasonk828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is true. We should just be assumed mad because we're white. Getting to be done with all of this bullshit

    • @ritzkola2302
      @ritzkola2302 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kamryn Singleton Exactly Lol

  • @parttimetourist
    @parttimetourist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    George was a comical genius who had a unique command of the English language combined with an equally unique body language and a special talent for delivering his unique brand of humour. No other comedian came close to George and none ever will. R I P George you are sadly missed

    • @PTSmash
      @PTSmash 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The reason behind his understanding of the English Language was that his Mother would use complex words with him and have him read the dictionary to understand what they mean.

  • @Turbo9987
    @Turbo9987 8 ปีที่แล้ว +837

    To be fair.... The khakis at Banana Republic are quite comfy....

  • @RebelThoughts82
    @RebelThoughts82 9 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "Repulsive country line dancing shit that you do" LMAO

  • @natelivas3961
    @natelivas3961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Eric Clapton is contemplating his entire life now

    • @yellowzoiid
      @yellowzoiid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmfao Keith Richards is rethinking his career decisions

    • @Mr.56Goldtop
      @Mr.56Goldtop 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I doubt it.

    • @francisconieves7330
      @francisconieves7330 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      why arent these comments on the porn sites?

  • @tangobango9653
    @tangobango9653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Boy do I miss Ol’ George today. He would set everyone straight!

  • @Jonesmarc1
    @Jonesmarc1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    he does have a point when he says some white people like to point out I have a friend who happens to be black that shit makes me laugh when they say that.

    • @THEDONSTR8Fightah76
      @THEDONSTR8Fightah76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have no black friends and listen to 2pac everyday. I don’t have much friends, really. But I got a few and they’re not black. I got a Spanish friend, though.

    • @justinpettit3432
      @justinpettit3432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah That's the white people who grew up around mostly white people.

    • @Thought0Ninja
      @Thought0Ninja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Mr.56Goldtop Or maybe you should grow up and mind your own business and not try to tell people what they should like prick.

    • @misstunes1765
      @misstunes1765 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mr.56Goldtop In reality though, you should acquire a taste for music, and more importantly, a respect for people's right to like what they like.

    • @marjoel2935
      @marjoel2935 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@THEDONSTR8Fightah76 Think of people as humans and you will be fine. The color thing is to create discord between peoples. While white people demonize blacks, they will not hesitate to use their hearts, kidneys and other organs to save their miserable lives. So think about that. If we are made in our creator’s image, the hate shown towards nonwhites is also against God.

  • @RTF916
    @RTF916 10 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    A half century of speaking nothing but the fucking truth. Night after night. Show after show. T.v. appearance after t.v. appearance. My goodness does the world miss you George.

    • @scottday1988
      @scottday1988 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      RTF916 the truth according to who. Ones man opinion doesn’t make it truth

    • @ryanolsen294
      @ryanolsen294 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@scottday1988 yes, but George Carlin is more right then *most* people, only the minority are really telling the truth about the world we live in

    • @hoticeparty
      @hoticeparty 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ryanolsen294 i have friends who happen to be black, they told me thats true

  • @caseytodd7632
    @caseytodd7632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    As a white male, I approve this message.

    • @brendan594
      @brendan594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      As a white man, I also approve this message. Also, why r so many people saying we’re getting butthurt? I haven’t seen a single white person mad at this vid

    • @tyhamilton2077
      @tyhamilton2077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Brendan ODonnell
      Don’t really know? I see way more comments saying “white people are triggered” than the actual triggered white people comments.

    • @spliffbuddha
      @spliffbuddha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A big part of this shit is, Absolutely no one cares whether or not you approve of the message. /sincerely another white male

    • @THATGUY-ir4ie
      @THATGUY-ir4ie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spliffbuddha Thank You.

    • @nadnad4413
      @nadnad4413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@spliffbuddha is george carlin also white??

  • @Alekth85
    @Alekth85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Nobody roasted people as much George Carlin did. Man... this was savage.

  • @Sato_Goth
    @Sato_Goth 7 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    we need more people like George Carlin and Bill Hicks these days

    • @infinitefire3648
      @infinitefire3648 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm coming on the mic and hitting them with a bazooka!!

    • @xkee2013
      @xkee2013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And Richard Pryor. We need ALL the legends back!!!

    • @JG-id5vi
      @JG-id5vi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Bill burr is close enough

    • @jjsmith706
      @jjsmith706 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bill Hicks before DMT, not after.

    • @kvltizt
      @kvltizt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Κέννυ Αντονέσκου Wow, you shut up this whole comment section didn't you? Waaaaah

  • @someguy9571
    @someguy9571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Lmao, he was so passionate when he said, "STOP THAT."

    • @incontrol5848
      @incontrol5848 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      .... it's true 💯👈🏾

  • @redz8274
    @redz8274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    George Carlin was openly a genius he just happened to be hilarious while doing it 🐐

  • @bobmbuyi6272
    @bobmbuyi6272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm on the floor 😂😂😂😂😂 this guy was one the best of all time

  • @CrossStario
    @CrossStario 8 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    I'm white and i think this is fucking hilarious.

    • @AGentertainmentofficial
      @AGentertainmentofficial 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Congrats.

    • @pyxisthemusician3166
      @pyxisthemusician3166 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Agreed

    • @redryan20000
      @redryan20000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      John O'Neill
      No because he literally enjoys being racially insulted. It's masochistic. It's weird.

    • @ozricaurora6943
      @ozricaurora6943 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      redryan20000 but it's a joke. Not everyone gets triggered by jokes

    • @maccmoses
      @maccmoses 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think now a days everyone's singing the blues

  • @adambartlett1458
    @adambartlett1458 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "Colin Powell is openly white.
    he just HAPPENS to be black. "
    lmfao even without the incredible setup, that line on its own could live a loooong time. pure fucking genius.

  • @curtcomedy4661
    @curtcomedy4661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    U can feel the crowd like damn i can't bitch up now i laughed at everything else!😂😂😂

  • @nadeemmomin114
    @nadeemmomin114 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Been more than a decade and his jokes still land in 2022!

  • @METALKILLSemosNpunks
    @METALKILLSemosNpunks 10 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Probably the most honest person I've heard

  • @Jqau
    @Jqau 8 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    Wow... George judging from the comments George really struck a serious nerve. I'm hoping that we can all have some love for each other. I wish EVERYONE love, peace and a lot of happiness.

    • @jtheman4678
      @jtheman4678 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Vice Verser read over what you said a few times and I'm still not really seeing what you're trying to say, because not sure if you know this but you know all human civilization started in Africa. Hope you know that.

    • @jtheman4678
      @jtheman4678 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Vice Verser so pretty much there is only one culture the human culture.

    • @jtheman4678
      @jtheman4678 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Vice Verser and just in case you're wondering the word Caucasian come from the Caucasus Mountains, mountains where they sent off the light skinned people. Fun biology fact two black people can come together and have a albino child, aka white.

    • @jtheman4678
      @jtheman4678 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      jqau miller love, peace and a lot of happiness to you, man.

    • @jtheman4678
      @jtheman4678 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      veegar926 someone's really upset, and I take the racist vibe that I'm getting from you, is actually just a bunch of ignorance.

  • @compoundmaintenance819
    @compoundmaintenance819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    George Carlin we miss you. I wish you could be around today.

  • @misterhot9163
    @misterhot9163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    He’s been gone for a long time, yet I’m just now drawn to the brilliant wisdom and insight that is George Carlin.

  • @VoidSurfer9
    @VoidSurfer9 9 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    George Carlin is a free wheeling pure comedic genius. I have no resonance with the disputes that are made over what Mr. Carlin created to be light, thoughtful moments of joy, laughter, levity. Thank you, sir, for your wisdom, bravery, wit, and hilarious times you shared! Eff the bs this man is always honest and anyone offended can blame themselves.

  • @bibniebt
    @bibniebt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    The comments section is the real punchline

    • @chrishernandez3699
      @chrishernandez3699 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Κέννυ Αντονέσκου White people taking a joke? Not according to this comment section

    • @afrobane12
      @afrobane12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well concerning the STATEMENT in the video here, I guess BLACKS had better stay away from ohhhhhhh Opera, classical symphony, celtic, bluegrass, Scottish bagpipe, gregorian chant, vaudeville, Broadway showtune and German electronica, .. . that LAST one there means no more synthesizers in their rap and hip hop mixes!!

    • @maxxvii2037
      @maxxvii2037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      afrobane 1 It's a joke, not a statement

    • @JanetStarChild
      @JanetStarChild 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@afrobane12
      How many things where invented since the dawn of humanity thousands of years before white people even existed that white people today use? More than you can count.

    • @afrobane12
      @afrobane12 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JanetStarChild Actually, no, MOST of the things that people use TODAY - in the MODERN WORLD - were NOT invented THAT long ago.

  • @townman1
    @townman1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    We need George Carling around now more than ever. I am so sorry he had to leave.

    • @marjoel2935
      @marjoel2935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He left a legacy, dig for it and laugh with him. There are also millions of comedians of all races all over the world to listen to, the list probably goes around the globe twice. Don’t fret, search till you find one or two whom you feel « float your boat », you dig!. You have no excuse to be sad

    • @a7xtherevrend
      @a7xtherevrend 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@marjoel2935 The sad thing is all of his material is still relevant today.

    • @SupremeGrand-MasterAzrael
      @SupremeGrand-MasterAzrael 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He didn’t “leave” the man fucking died lol

    • @yasirkadhim2940
      @yasirkadhim2940 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SupremeGrand-MasterAzrael Well his soul left

    • @CHN-yh3uv
      @CHN-yh3uv ปีที่แล้ว +3

      At least he didn’t have to die… he passed away

  • @Ren542
    @Ren542 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "I don't think white people should be trying to dance like blacks".
    He would have been very disappointed if he were alive now

    • @incontrol5848
      @incontrol5848 ปีที่แล้ว

      ....as am I 👈🏾💯🤣

  • @deckofcards87
    @deckofcards87 8 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    He's referring to Bruce Willis

    • @chadgrov
      @chadgrov 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Or akroyd and belushi. blues brothers they did a new movie around then.

    • @mixmastercj100
      @mixmastercj100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      or Joe Bonamassa, Walter Trout, SRV, and Kenny Wayne Sheppard.

    • @DrRhyhm
      @DrRhyhm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Blues brothers was at least 10 years old at the time this was aired

    • @-Muhammad_Ali-
      @-Muhammad_Ali- 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      but it looks ok for bruce willis

    • @remixdragon6156
      @remixdragon6156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      chadgrov the blue brothers were good

  • @D.Antony
    @D.Antony 9 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Carlin is genius. When you list the very top comedians of all time, he's on it.

    • @garlandgarrison3739
      @garlandgarrison3739 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Κέννυ Αντονέσκου you seem really hurt my friend.
      Are you threatened?

    • @ManiBalajiC
      @ManiBalajiC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Κέννυ Αντονέσκου of course he is a genius... You sound like a half naked moron, sounds like you doesn't want to come out of your cave.

    • @84Elenai
      @84Elenai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@garlandgarrison3739 In my top 3, definitely ✌️

    • @jamiemcdonald4279
      @jamiemcdonald4279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      #1 in my eyes

    • @whatda7705
      @whatda7705 ปีที่แล้ว

      White Europeans build the modern world

  • @rewade70
    @rewade70 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I can't lie, when i moved back to St. Louis in early 90s, every friday night i would watch wild country, dancing locals in collinsville, had me cracking up. Very entertaining 🤣😂🤣

    • @SamsarasArt
      @SamsarasArt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol i have relatives who actually went to wild country

  • @ritty300
    @ritty300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Checking in from the year 2022. We need this guy now more than ever.

  • @louielouie22
    @louielouie22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Hahahahaha 949 people didn't like the fuckin truth hahahahahaha

  • @lemuelgaryiv6385
    @lemuelgaryiv6385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    first few lines = direct shot at John Belushi, dan aykroyrd and John Goodman...

    • @NikDudukovic
      @NikDudukovic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think Bruce Willis too. He tried doing some awful hokey blues nonsense back in the day.

  • @bendover3441
    @bendover3441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I saw George Carlin live in Yakima Washington about 20 years ago while working on a project out there. Some guy I was training had 2 tickets to see him and invited me. It was the funniest show ever. George Carlin is one of the best comics to touch the mic.

  • @ricardomendes4777
    @ricardomendes4777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love George. He was so wise and put it into humor. What a loss.

  • @tdb514
    @tdb514 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    He is truly missed and we really need him in this era.

  • @coreymay918
    @coreymay918 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    reading these comments, some of you seemed to miss GC's point be an individual and you'll be fine, it's trying to "fit in" when you look foolish...

  • @whitegoodman8637
    @whitegoodman8637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    These days this bit would've been dismissed as woke by the right and homophobic by the left

  • @vindivergilio3482
    @vindivergilio3482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    R.I.P. George Carlin. The BEST stand up comic ever!!

  • @phillipbrown5005
    @phillipbrown5005 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    George Carlin was just so Masterful. I really miss him Rip.

  • @inquizative44
    @inquizative44 10 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    George Carlin should be a college course or major. I would like to get a Masters in George Carlin philosophy. It would be the most useful, productive degree I could get.

    • @thejew1789
      @thejew1789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He’s vaguely Nietzschean.

    • @davem5333
      @davem5333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The snowflake generation either wouldn't get his humor or would be traumatized by it.

    • @TheAudivisioner
      @TheAudivisioner 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      More than religious philosophy.
      You can't eat religious scriptures.

    • @user-ks9db9bq7l
      @user-ks9db9bq7l 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His views would definitely fill literary theory and philosophy of sociology and politics.

    • @CasusCantare
      @CasusCantare 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-ks9db9bq7l his art wasn’t new ideas, it’s why his concepts are very easy to understand, but it was his ability to go up and present those ideas in an intelligent way on the ways he saw society affected

  • @brendan594
    @brendan594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Seems that all the comments r saying that the whites r mad, yet I haven’t seen a single white person mad at this vid

    • @comptonko3548
      @comptonko3548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      .....are you illiterate or just blind, I see them. #gottaLOVEyouLAMES

    • @incontrol5848
      @incontrol5848 ปีที่แล้ว

      .... you missed all those excuses 👈🏾💯

  • @debbieemerson1449
    @debbieemerson1449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    No one can make me laugh like George Carlin.I would love to have met him and had a sit down conversation.Maybe in the next life.Miss you George, you were the best.

  • @harveyd3175
    @harveyd3175 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Pryor and Carlin. And then everyone else

    • @johndanielson3777
      @johndanielson3777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Let's not forget Chappelle

    • @kvltizt
      @kvltizt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hicks, Stanhope, Burr, Kinnison, Attel, Chapelle, Chris Rock, Aries Spears and Robin Williams

    • @stevep827
      @stevep827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No.Its Carlin And Pryor.. King George!!

    • @Moneyg73
      @Moneyg73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kvltizt fuck chris rock

    • @f2afinito983
      @f2afinito983 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Harvey D say that shit again

  • @Addicti0nz1
    @Addicti0nz1 11 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    george was amazing, he stood outside any sort of categorization and just observed and then spoke his mind, brilliant man, its hard to do something like that,

  • @lamartruth
    @lamartruth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is a comedy style we need in 2019

  • @baritone1.0
    @baritone1.0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You know you’re a bad man when you can make people laugh AND think!🤛🏾 Love this guy.

  • @gertrudemcfuzz74
    @gertrudemcfuzz74 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    It is a crime against humanity that George is not here to comment on this shit show we are living through at the moment.

  • @19felinefancy
    @19felinefancy 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    George took pride in making people rethink everything they thought they knew. It's what makes him so much more than a comedian!

  • @iceavelli7667
    @iceavelli7667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This segment was a scorcher lmfao one of the greatest to ever do it.

  • @animaljustice7774
    @animaljustice7774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Imagine having George as your grandpa and he’s saying this at the dinner table. Lmao 🤣

  • @joelombrdo
    @joelombrdo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I haven't laughed so hard in so long. Thanks George Carlin. And thank you for posting this.

    • @marjoel2935
      @marjoel2935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There is more of him on YT. Some people have REACTION shows to GC’ comedy. Thanks to COVID 19 quarantining us for 2years, people have started to discover what the 1970’s 80’s were like, and they love it.

  • @urkoolUncle
    @urkoolUncle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    White guy, 57; couldn't stop laughing at this for one minute !!!
    I was brainwashed for alot of years; started to see the Light when the Lord opened my eyes !!!!
    America is the Greatest Lie going.

    • @Whateva67
      @Whateva67 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      urkoolUncle still brainwashed though, religion is the biggest bullshit story of all time 😎

    • @greenstuff2smoke
      @greenstuff2smoke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fuck religion

  • @Sr.ChilePepper
    @Sr.ChilePepper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Not a single word wasted. All meat no filler. The man was truly a legend in his time.
    I remember discovering him in the early 80s as a teen listening to the Sunday Night Comedy Hour show on the local rock station. It was the "I Used to Be Irish Catholic" routine, having been raised Catholic, it wasn't so much a comedy routine as much as a documentary with laughs.

  • @georgefspicka5483
    @georgefspicka5483 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    About the Blues: “It’s not enough to know which notes to play. You gotta know why they need to be played.” - That is so true on so many levels.

  • @existenz65
    @existenz65 11 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I will always love George Carlin. He was so damn funny talking about just normal stuff.

  • @kmur4kitslovescats
    @kmur4kitslovescats 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I'm white, and George got this 100% right. No whining here. I laughed my skinny butt off!

  • @fritsvanswinderen4532
    @fritsvanswinderen4532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Speaking of minority's".....that was brilliant

  • @headninjadog8120
    @headninjadog8120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    He’s a modern day Mark Twain.

  • @CJCtelevisionnetwork
    @CJCtelevisionnetwork 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    George was a genius. He was so underrated! Classic!

  • @MrLuckarm
    @MrLuckarm 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    his last line is genious.....and he built up to it perfectly

  • @neerajsinghbarwar3785
    @neerajsinghbarwar3785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The greatest PHILOSOPHER DISGUISED AS COMEDIAN!!!
    WAT A MAN!!!!!

  • @khymaaren
    @khymaaren 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One of my favourite routines of all time. From any comedian.

  • @robert4you
    @robert4you 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    What a master with words. Pure joy to listen to this comedian.

  • @LemonadepieX
    @LemonadepieX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    This is my first video of him, and I'm dying!!!!

    • @Mr.56Goldtop
      @Mr.56Goldtop 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He was around since the 1960s, he has a loooot of material!

    • @LemonadepieX
      @LemonadepieX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MrMinusguy Thank you

    • @debla2778
      @debla2778 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Hunter Thompson true lol lol

    • @Crawlerjamie
      @Crawlerjamie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LemonadepieX literally?

    • @deandrabaker3092
      @deandrabaker3092 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, this nigga funny fr. Dave Chappell white grandfather

  • @akken2112
    @akken2112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Be proud, be white be lame and get the f@#k off the dance floor" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @davegreenlaw5654
    @davegreenlaw5654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just *love* how he pulled it all into a nice neat bow right at the end there.

  • @DaiReborn
    @DaiReborn 12 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    In case you missed it, I love George Carlin and I always have. When I was little I would make any excuse to stay up late to watch his specials, and when that failed I would pretend to fall asleep in a room where I knew they would be watching the show. I think George would like people talking a little smack about him, instead of licking his sack and pretending he was perfect and we liked everything about him

  • @TheOneManMonkeyCrew
    @TheOneManMonkeyCrew 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love it because he doesn't even need a recovery if the crowd really hates what he says. He's just telling the truth and making jokes here and there which the jokes ARE the truth. If the crowd boo's what he says then he just continues his story!
    This man is brilliant!

  • @JamesBondStarWarsFan1983-by6qp
    @JamesBondStarWarsFan1983-by6qp 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I always loved ❤ both George Carlin and Richard Pryor the best of American comedians. I miss both George Carlin and Richard Pryor dearly and George Carlin along with Richard Pryor are both my all time favorite American comedians.

  • @curtcomedy4661
    @curtcomedy4661 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how the crowd is forced to laugh cause they laughed at everything else can't bitch out now lmao

  • @lijit77
    @lijit77 11 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I'm a black guy and I love all races. George Carlin is my favorite comedian of all time. I love him not only because he's funny, but also because he's right.

  • @raoked
    @raoked 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Lmao!!! I miss George!!! #truth teller!

    • @markwhittingtonii4521
      @markwhittingtonii4521 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      George was the man!

    • @garyp.1635
      @garyp.1635 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you for posting this I laughed too hard. Juan Wade

    • @raoked
      @raoked 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gary P. Hilarious huh??

  • @michellepost3098
    @michellepost3098 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    He must have been talking about the Blues Brothers, John belushi and Dan aykroyd.Hilarious.

  • @skeletrexbonebrigade1271
    @skeletrexbonebrigade1271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    tying those earlier jokes in with the colin powell line was hilarious

  • @mizzsin9505
    @mizzsin9505 6 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    Now that’s what I call a woke man

    • @radspeed113
      @radspeed113 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@karlkimber6752
      I agree

    • @jonahyogman6282
      @jonahyogman6282 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@karlkimber6752 no one should drink bleach. Its poison

    • @Illumirage
      @Illumirage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's hilarious that you still think 'being woke' is a good thing.....LOL

    • @irishcountrygirl78
      @irishcountrygirl78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Illumirage is that like being extreme Liberal in America? "woke"..... hence all the forced "diversity" to keep everyone happy whilst pissing everyone off...

    • @JNO1972
      @JNO1972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There is no way he would think of himself as woke.

  • @BroMENCE
    @BroMENCE 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Way ahead of you, George, I'm already using my Cat O'Nine everyday to repent for my existence.

  • @zkhan9936
    @zkhan9936 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    only if this legend was alive today... the wonderful things he would have had to say today. RIP to this legend.

  • @sriberovairo
    @sriberovairo ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I know it is just comedy, but Stevie Ray Vaughan came to my mind immediately. What a musician... and what a (hard) life he had.

    • @dougradtke
      @dougradtke ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SRV gets a pass

    • @tarman2752
      @tarman2752 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Him, his brother, and johnny winter are pretty much the trinity of white texas blues guitarists