George Carlin - Flying [Live from NYC '92]

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    The timeless comedic genius George Carlin doing one of my favorite bits live from NYC back in 1992.
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  • @peterparker7162
    @peterparker7162 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If you are not more awakened after George there is zero hope for you.

  • @chunmun227
    @chunmun227 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    People call him comedion but I think he was a great philosopher. RIP

    • @marklefkowitz4385
      @marklefkowitz4385 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Comedian.

    • @SuperChris729
      @SuperChris729 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Stand up philosopher..... AKA bullshit artist 😂😂😂

    • @lizdavies6796
      @lizdavies6796 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I’m with you.. he’s brilliant.. Liz from Aus

    • @scottenglish6588
      @scottenglish6588 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      No doubt about it . George understood that the planet 👏 just wanted plastic 🙄 Mankind is a pimple, earth just wanted 🙄 plastic

  • @johnmunro4952
    @johnmunro4952 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    The undisputed heavyweight champion of comedy.

    • @andypetrovich2155
      @andypetrovich2155 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Then what's all the comparing for?

    • @beatlefan713
      @beatlefan713 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I think him and Pryor both hold that belt!

    • @albertboccella1902
      @albertboccella1902 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      carlin for president ptyor for vice!!!

    • @rougetrader
      @rougetrader 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@albertboccella1902🎉🎉🎉

    • @doctormeowstein777
      @doctormeowstein777 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      If it’s undisputed; what’s all the fighting about?!

  • @michaelmega7786
    @michaelmega7786 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    The World Sucks without you George Carlin. 🎉❤

    • @BarryL2697
      @BarryL2697 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      George C, Robin W. and Rodney D. .. comedy died when they died!

  • @bobstringer9809
    @bobstringer9809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    If this man were President -- 99% of the government would be in jail.

    • @edenswaterislife9214
      @edenswaterislife9214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If people quit following their laws and religion they would be powerless

    • @animaljustice7774
      @animaljustice7774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amen!

    • @ratanaun2960
      @ratanaun2960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Society would collapsed, like he said!

    • @iamlovedriven
      @iamlovedriven 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh gosh he would’ve been the greatest President America ever had 🙌🏼

    • @tiddybopper
      @tiddybopper 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@edenswaterislife9214I think it'd look more like the proles in 1984

  • @Slikrik1212
    @Slikrik1212 6 ปีที่แล้ว +928

    "Louisiana is expecting a rain event."...... "Holy shit! I hope I can get tickets to that!!"

    • @ScopeGuardPony
      @ScopeGuardPony 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Every single time I hear 'rain/snow/etc. event' I always yell that line.
      The first time I heard 'snow event' on the weather channel I perked up and was oh so giddy that I was able to say those words.

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ScopeGuardPony lol I love you

    • @ajithp.r6787
      @ajithp.r6787 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @billmorris2613
      @billmorris2613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Stop by during the summer months they are so plentiful, nearly every day, that they are free, no ticket needed.

    • @darrentylor5473
      @darrentylor5473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You know somewhere there will actually be some dumb ass that may try to sell tickets to said event

  • @mealtimewarrior7916
    @mealtimewarrior7916 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Incredible, he roasted the phrasing that no one thinks about. That is a true philosopher.

  • @user-lt1ho3dm6b
    @user-lt1ho3dm6b 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    I started listening to George in the early 60s ,😂 and still do 50+years later,,best ever ,,, funny man,,,

  • @al-mosheytidal1296
    @al-mosheytidal1296 9 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    "in the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure..... ROOF FLIES OFF!!!"

    • @siegfried8644
      @siegfried8644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I didn't know it was possible to love a dead man this much, but here we are😂

    • @Diamond-xf8uc
      @Diamond-xf8uc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmao 😂😆

    • @eliaskjrbo8142
      @eliaskjrbo8142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@siegfried8644 well you don’t love him when he is dead you loved the guy who was alive

    • @siegfried8644
      @siegfried8644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@eliaskjrbo8142 Is that really an important detail? I mean, people understand what I'm trying to say

    • @kainefolse3845
      @kainefolse3845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@siegfried8644 r/whoosh. Elias was doing like Carlin did and flipping the words lmfao

  • @omega454545
    @omega454545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1715

    Pretty much everything he did on this special is still 100 accurate 30 years later.

  • @taratownsend6408
    @taratownsend6408 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    This brilliant man's genius is so needed now. How I miss him!

  • @unuminregnodei
    @unuminregnodei 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Carlin was a linguistic critic, among many other talents.

  • @unclephilly2127
    @unclephilly2127 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    At his peak here. He and Richard Pryor were THE stand-up masters.

  • @nerdjunior9924
    @nerdjunior9924 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Literally one of the greatest 16 minutes of comedy of all time

  • @grannycee8280
    @grannycee8280 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Carlin's comedy is timeless and just as funny now as it was 30 years ago. A true master.

  • @bay2181
    @bay2181 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I'm 52 this year and grew up listening and watching this man, still do!!! Awesome!!!

  • @ashwar3639
    @ashwar3639 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5171

    Master of timing, delivery, facial expressions, content, originality, and innovation. Carlin was the greatest comedian of all time, bar none.

    • @phenomanII
      @phenomanII 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      I focused on his facial expressions and I was shocked how many he made and how quickly he changed them.

    • @JH-jj9zf
      @JH-jj9zf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      We definitely need I'm back! Imagine all the stuff he could come up with today! He always found a way to bash both sides of the political aisle. I would LOVE to see what he would come up with in regards to Trump, Pelosi...and especially Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

    • @mantislake4141
      @mantislake4141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I'd attribute his timing & delivery to his mastery of the English language. Every word in his many routines was deliberate. Superlative gifts of expression.

    • @tonydegregorio4895
      @tonydegregorio4895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Enhanced by cocaine most definitely but his later work without it is just as good to me.

    • @Amp661
      @Amp661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      George opened our minds about the stupidity of society. His humor bashing them is INCREDIBLE! Hes my favorite because of how blunt he is lol.

  • @dannydoc1969
    @dannydoc1969 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1404

    He was awesome. He pulled back the curtain of our cultural BS.

    • @trayolphia5756
      @trayolphia5756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Too bad in the past 4 years it’s taken such a drastic turn back to the worse...

    • @bit1733
      @bit1733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The best and succinct way to wrap it up all about the genius and perceptiveness of Carlin. He was practically walking alone and brave enough to walk it alone.

    • @anthonylesley982
      @anthonylesley982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He was more left learning

    • @trayolphia5756
      @trayolphia5756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@anthonylesley982 learning?
      And sorry...due to the question of spelling above I apologise if this question is therefore out of context and not intended...but did you just try to insinuate that Carlin had ANY political leanings? The whole thing that made him brilliant was he did all he could to stay OUTSIDE of the childish crap test that is tribalism politics...
      He had the wisdom to see that BOTH sides were as screwed up as each other, simply in different ways...so he had no leanings in either direction
      BeLiege it or not...some people just try to IGNORE all the political BS, and one of the worst things anyone can ever do is try to force a label upon them that shows anything about them...
      I’ve lost many friendships from high school due to several of them insisting on seeing everything through a lens of political labels, and trying to insist I submit to living under one of those such labels...

    • @anthonylesley982
      @anthonylesley982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@trayolphia5756 I meant leaning that’s what I get for typing at 2 in the morning! And yes he was more of independent in view points but you gotta some of things he said did have a very left undertone like his abortion views m.th-cam.com/video/SgjGwOByays/w-d-xo.html
      m.th-cam.com/video/fmMvsAjCkog/w-d-xo.html

  • @graysonsvacsandmowers5426
    @graysonsvacsandmowers5426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "In the unlikely event of a sudden change of cabin pressure..." ROOF FLIES OFF!!!!!!

  • @AbandonedMines11
    @AbandonedMines11 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    Carlin’s linguistic humor is always extremely clever and on point. He truly was a master!

  • @Darkhalo314
    @Darkhalo314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    There has never been comedian funnier than George Carlin. A philosopher with a sense of humor basically.

    • @ilmari435
      @ilmari435 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      stölen kömment

    • @5cloudwalker
      @5cloudwalker ปีที่แล้ว +6

      hmmm Norm Macdonald comes close

    • @yasirkadhim2940
      @yasirkadhim2940 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bill Burr is basically a modern Carlin

    • @yaboi2500
      @yaboi2500 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s absolutely a modern Diogenes, minus the pissing, shitting, and masturbating in public.

    • @TooneyBloom
      @TooneyBloom ปีที่แล้ว

      I’ll put Louis ck up there too

  • @davidbaumgarten8339
    @davidbaumgarten8339 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Wish he ran for president,I would vote for him without hesitation

    • @scottenglish6588
      @scottenglish6588 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The truly great people do not look for greatest.. He knew that you can't stop progress. Might as well 🤷 enjoy it

  • @MikeBrown-ii3pt
    @MikeBrown-ii3pt ปีที่แล้ว +34

    George Carlin would have a field day with what's going on in 2022!

    • @albertboccella1902
      @albertboccella1902 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      he could devote an entire show ripping on Trump!!!

    • @jakedeutscher
      @jakedeutscher หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@albertboccella1902you kidding? He would endorse trump

    • @MrBlick76
      @MrBlick76 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He'd be cancelled for like 20 mins but his clips would go viral in 3 minutes and the whole world would share it

    • @MrBlick76
      @MrBlick76 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@albertboccella1902what about the dementia patient? I mean Trump's nowhere near as easy a target. He's def a Cheeto colored funny wise ass crooked NYC businessman but at least he can talk

  • @hello_its_me.
    @hello_its_me. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If you're ever having or had a bad day, come and listen to this vid. I'm pretty sure your mood will get better and you might just laugh your azz off.

  • @k_h_nobody
    @k_h_nobody 3 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    He truly was philosophical. He wasn't a comedian, he was a philosopher with a sense of humor!

  • @Julius_Paul
    @Julius_Paul 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1580

    "I always breathe normally when I'm in a 600 mile-an-hour uncontrolled vertical dive..." One of the funniest lines I've ever heard!!

    • @MoveitorLoseit2
      @MoveitorLoseit2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      "I also shit normally....right in my pants!!!!" This is one of my favorite bits of George Carlin ever

    • @cecilrichardson2494
      @cecilrichardson2494 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Another good one was, "In the unlikely event of a water landing..." Well, what exactly is a "water landing"? Am I mistaken, or does this sound somewhat similar to CRASHING INTO THE OCEAN!? "Your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device." Well, imagine that; my seat cushion! Just what I need: to float around the North Atlantic for several days, clinging to a pillow full of beer farts.

    • @aaronz9410
      @aaronz9410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@MoveitorLoseit2 exactly, even if you were constipated (or as he said in another bit, suffering from occasional irregularity), that would be one sure way to take a massive shit right in your pants.

    • @brianlisk9326
      @brianlisk9326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      “Your seat cushion can be used as a floatation device” How about that? My seat cushion! Just what i need, to float around the North Atlantic clinging to a pillow full of beer farts

    • @Julius_Paul
      @Julius_Paul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@cecilrichardson2494 "Crashing into the ocean" always makes me burst out with huge laughter

  • @DavidLouisLouis-qh9ni
    @DavidLouisLouis-qh9ni 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    God broke the Mold when he created George Carlin I'm so happy my dad and I watched him in Cleveland Ohio before he passed ‼️As Always Diamond Dave ♦️♦️♦️👍👍‼️

  • @AnimeAftermath
    @AnimeAftermath หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    As far as I'm concerned, Jammin' In New York is the single greatest hour of comedy ever produced. The timing, the energy, the depth... I don't think it'll ever be equaled.

  • @soljwf5664
    @soljwf5664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +977

    I was on a plane a couple weeks ago and I was telling my son this bit during the announcements and a man with a thick European accent sitting in the same aisle asked me if I was quoting George Carlin

    • @omairsheikh3982
      @omairsheikh3982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      ON a plane? Evel Kneival is that you??

    • @soljwf5664
      @soljwf5664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@omairsheikh3982 touché

    • @flasham4148
      @flasham4148 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      what is going on here

    • @TGEpic2302
      @TGEpic2302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@omairsheikh3982 i said F*** YOU im getting IN the plane!

    • @Alwolfxx
      @Alwolfxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      A man of culture

  • @davidshafer1872
    @davidshafer1872 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1106

    First time I saw this show I was laughing so hard I was gasping for breath. Aw George Carlin, we miss you!

    • @Alexandria222222
      @Alexandria222222 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +David Shafer I laugh so hard that I cry every time I watch it.

    • @SciTrekMan
      @SciTrekMan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      David Shafer Missing George Carlin? Sounds like you've got an "Emergency Situation"!

    • @davidshafer1872
      @davidshafer1872 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      mytreker huh?

    • @TazFTW1911
      @TazFTW1911 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He’d be having a hell of a time if he was still alive

    • @EbonyPope
      @EbonyPope 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Zach Wolfe He would melt quite some snowflakes nowadays. It would be a pleasure to see him in front of a bunch of millennial students. I think his kind of harsh humor would make their heads explode. :D

  • @DBEdwards
    @DBEdwards 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Hysterical. I couldn't stop laughing. Fantastically funny. Carlin at his best

  • @daleh.4705
    @daleh.4705 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I got to see him live late 80s early 90s in Portland Maine, and my whole face hurt for a couple of days after because I didn't stop laughing the whole show. He did the 7 words you can't say on the radio, which was one of my favorites. God rest his soul, there will never be another like him.

  • @christianhustad7055
    @christianhustad7055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    “Seat Belt, high-tech shit!”
    I love this man.

  • @dannydoc1969
    @dannydoc1969 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1534

    A true genius at work. He dissects every word, gives it a lot of thought and twists it into comedy while reflecting our societal BS and how we misuse words.

    • @OMGtheykilledKenny42
      @OMGtheykilledKenny42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      American English is bloated.. like our people.

    • @trayolphia5756
      @trayolphia5756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And since he’s gone the whole thing has gotten beyond ridiculous...

    • @dilanavendanoperez3733
      @dilanavendanoperez3733 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shut the hell up!

    • @neilangus4401
      @neilangus4401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So true
      The man is magic

    • @mklizzar
      @mklizzar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yet he didnt dare expose how the US deep state was behind 9/11.

  • @Nefville
    @Nefville ปีที่แล้ว +23

    They almost certainly changed it from "terminal" to "concourse" because of George Carlin. What a legend, he is missed for sure!

    • @fretbuzz59
      @fretbuzz59 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      If only. Actually concourses (and gates) are contained within a terminal.

  • @thorneradel4764
    @thorneradel4764 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Brilliant man the professor✨🥂🎉 miss you George Carlin❤️

  • @ronaldh8446
    @ronaldh8446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    April 25th, 1992. I was there with my brother and friends. George considered it his best concert and I agree.

    • @paulspears715
      @paulspears715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lucky you........Joey, how ru.....men and women don't walk the same...haha

    • @armin38822
      @armin38822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kinda weird I'm randomly watching this on april 25 on my birthday. Carlin is my favourite stand up comic

    • @brucejackson6451
      @brucejackson6451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I saw this same tour. One of his best.

    • @AndrewJones-yl6uu
      @AndrewJones-yl6uu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Comic genius we miss you George Carlin

    • @jasonfoster6428
      @jasonfoster6428 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Source for your claim?

  • @RMJ23
    @RMJ23 8 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    Whenever I fly on the airline I watch this video at least a half hour before getting in the plane.

    • @EndlessSummer888
      @EndlessSummer888 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      The last time my brother and i were on a plane, it was August, 2014. As they were DOING the safety lecture, we were laughing like idiots because this whole thing was in our head the whole time. Definitely the highlight of all my flying experiences.

    • @Rolo_AC
      @Rolo_AC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Great advice. Will make it a whole new experience! On every flight! Haha

    • @chrisdirker8715
      @chrisdirker8715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TheRam3596 yea for the love of Carlin dont get on the plane get in it. There seems to be less wind in here.

    • @trayolphia5756
      @trayolphia5756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Someone asked me why I was laughing so hard...and they said they’d never heard of Carlin...
      ...got my iPad out and played this on full volume...everyone was cacking themselves...

    • @RidoDrago
      @RidoDrago 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's been while since you posted but the guy just said you dont fly ON an airplane, you fly IN an airplane =P

  • @jamesgarfield9592
    @jamesgarfield9592 2 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    The man was a genius! I’m forever amazed A.) that he could think this stuff up. B.) that he could remember it, and most of all C.) that he could deliver it so fast and with such perfect timing. . . And he literally NEVER stumbled over his words, like not EVER. I can’t string three sentences together without tripping up in some way, and he talked for 90 minutes at a time with so much as an “uh” or “um”.

    • @bingobongo8101
      @bingobongo8101 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Because he also believed in what he said. To you he is telling comedy, to him he is ranting about how stupid the world we live in is

    • @mw...
      @mw... ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He got his weed from snoop

    • @user-gw1ig5vu4y
      @user-gw1ig5vu4y ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bingobongo8101 You are so right about it !

    • @abc456f
      @abc456f 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      He rehearsed over and over. I've read every word, gesture, facial expression, was perfected before he brought it to stage.

    • @rocknral
      @rocknral 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@abc456f Well that is even more amazing. As someone who has done a fair bit of public speaking, I find rehearsed and exact phrasing very limiting. Basically I find it challenging to get it absolutely perfect, but speak in ideas rather than words. Carlin is definitely a one off. Genius.

  • @kendanzan8088
    @kendanzan8088 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    anybody who got to see George live during his comedic prime is lucky person

  • @KevlarVTX
    @KevlarVTX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    That "seat back forward joke" is next level.

  • @dinofreak222
    @dinofreak222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    This man literally crafted the perfect "how about that airplane food" joke. A true genius RIP!

    • @omairsheikh3982
      @omairsheikh3982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He crafted the perfect stand up routine. Truly one of a kind

  • @rock85cool
    @rock85cool 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    George Carlin is needed now more than ever.

  • @aririran7749
    @aririran7749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    ‘If you haven’t t gotten where your going your not there yet’ so literal and yet so funny

  • @jojonono6188
    @jojonono6188 7 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    Carlin was the best. One of a few who could see the world for what it truly is. Oh, and hands down the best comedian EVER.

    • @trayolphia5756
      @trayolphia5756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The closest anyone has come to the same stylings of saying like it is and being funny about it is Isaac butterfield from australia

    • @charleswilson7371
      @charleswilson7371 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You bet! RIP Sir and thank you George

    • @jimmyolsen5897
      @jimmyolsen5897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ronnie Dangerfield is better he’s the greatest

    • @HamiltonRb
      @HamiltonRb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jimmyolsen5897 My favorite was Robin Williams but liked Carlin and Rodney

    • @jimmyolsen5897
      @jimmyolsen5897 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@trayolphia5756 never heard of him

  • @Corristo89
    @Corristo89 7 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    I say "Fuck you, I'm getting in the plane!" OMG I'm still laughing xD

    • @cecilrichardson2494
      @cecilrichardson2494 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Corristo89 Let Evel Knievel get ON the plane! I'll be in here, with you folks in uniform. There seems to be less wind in here!

    • @Tht1Gy
      @Tht1Gy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I've been laughing at that joke since the '70s when he first told it.
      Yes, I've heard it countless times and it still makes me laugh.

    • @UFO_808
      @UFO_808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Tht1Gy how old are u then?

    • @Tht1Gy
      @Tht1Gy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@UFO_808 Old enough to have been a fan since the '70s... ;-)

    • @danielcrowe9324
      @danielcrowe9324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Tht1Gy Isn't it interesting that people under the age of 50 are surprised that people over the age of 50 go online to watch comedians like George?

  • @user-nk8br3wr4m
    @user-nk8br3wr4m หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    George Carlin is a legend and the greatest comedian of all time
    He truly was the master there was no one better

  • @blackphoenix8932
    @blackphoenix8932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    This is as good as stand-up comedy has ever been done.
    His delivery is outstanding, never meanders & seldom ever stutters.
    A true virtuoso.

  • @malikevans2615
    @malikevans2615 6 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    “And get out of the plane where I can help others” my favorite line

    • @eliaskjrbo8142
      @eliaskjrbo8142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’ll be honest with you but why the hell did it pop into your head that other people should know what you think.Your opinion isn’t worth that much. Also, nobody fucking cares

    • @malikevans2615
      @malikevans2615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@eliaskjrbo8142 same

    • @verbalkint4258
      @verbalkint4258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@eliaskjrbo8142 you're an angry little man aren't you

    • @eliaskjrbo8142
      @eliaskjrbo8142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@verbalkint4258 how did you know😂

  • @giovannileonetti2120
    @giovannileonetti2120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    First heard this at the age of 14 in 1999 - still love it today. George Carlin really is one of the best comedians ever!

    • @shutupdeck
      @shutupdeck ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m about your age, I remember the first time I heard his comedy I was like omg the shining time conductor is swearing and it’s hilarious 🤣 true comedy legend ❤

    • @tembukimbi8404
      @tembukimbi8404 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The best

    • @xyeB
      @xyeB 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He’s The Best

  • @jamesmagers536
    @jamesmagers536 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Always amazed how he memorized his whole routine every show best in history

  • @ScootsTrains
    @ScootsTrains 8 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    ROOF FLIES OFF!

    • @joepermenter7228
      @joepermenter7228 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Cabin Pressure, In The Plane!!!!

    • @johnstriker480
      @johnstriker480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      O_O

    • @TRafael82
      @TRafael82 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Moment he said that I saw this comment 9:00

  • @thestranger4812
    @thestranger4812 8 ปีที่แล้ว +786

    This is my favourite Carlin piece, by far. The whole routine is pure genius.

    • @Julius_Paul
      @Julius_Paul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Mine too, and I've heard every album and seen every HBO special. He has many 'one of his best' skits, but this one is truly 'the' best!

    • @leifchurchill
      @leifchurchill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This is probably close to the top on my list of favorites as well.

    • @trazyntheinfinitehereforur828
      @trazyntheinfinitehereforur828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I AGREE it's exactly how I feel about it and the last time I was on a plane was when I was fucking 12

    • @jamesharris9664
      @jamesharris9664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He was truly one of the greatest comedians ever

    • @nevertethered6386
      @nevertethered6386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@trazyntheinfinitehereforur828 fucking 12 what?

  • @allenbeaulieu7077
    @allenbeaulieu7077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    George is one of the funniest comedians of all time. I’m 66 years old and would mimic him always as an early teen. He passed away too soon, he was comedy genius. Big Al.

  • @maryhuhnke8496
    @maryhuhnke8496 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Can you imagine the comedy of George during Covid, Pandemic and Biden?? It would be EPIC!!

    • @deanpahl8591
      @deanpahl8591 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It would be hilarious!

    • @JEANSDEMARCO
      @JEANSDEMARCO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He wouldn't have enough material or time to cover the clown Trump!!

    • @raychernoff1135
      @raychernoff1135 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even in the 30's there where adds on how to avoid colds and pneumonia

    • @Amp661
      @Amp661 ปีที่แล้ว

      He would destroy Trump along with Biden and all that other stuff as well. He would blow a gasket over Covid, calling everyone a bunch of retards.

    • @lots3799
      @lots3799 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I could just image the trump jokes,with the orange hair, tiny hands , and constant whining! 😅😅😅😅

  • @KennethRathburn
    @KennethRathburn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    Best body language ever.

    • @ylette
      @ylette 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Looks like these things actually bother him, which makes it even funnier.

    • @TheCoppoy
      @TheCoppoy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jim Carrey does this as good

  • @InterEDGE
    @InterEDGE 9 ปีที่แล้ว +901

    Boarding process, sounds important.
    IT ISN'T

    • @Zellogi19
      @Zellogi19 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      +InterEDGE It's just a bunch of people getting ON an airplane. Not in. On.

    • @JumpinJAKEFlash
      @JumpinJAKEFlash 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      +Chris Zellogi "Get on the plane! Get on the plane"
      I say "Fuck you, I'm getting IN the plane! Let Evel Knievel get on the plane!" LOL

    • @c.w.r.794
      @c.w.r.794 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jumpin' JAKE Flash What if a really big fat fuck is sitting next to you?

    • @JumpinJAKEFlash
      @JumpinJAKEFlash 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'll go around the fat fuck. Lol

    • @andrewsmith3257
      @andrewsmith3257 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣

  • @49erbandit69
    @49erbandit69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    George is without a doubt the best comidian of all time!!

  • @Stevesautopartsify
    @Stevesautopartsify ปีที่แล้ว +87

    17 mins of absolute comedy gold!!! The material, voices, facial expressions, and body language are perfectly crafted by a master of his art!

    • @jerrykorec9926
      @jerrykorec9926 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He was as honest with you and me and the other people 😂 thanks for sharing 💓

  • @Lvrgon
    @Lvrgon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Mr Carlin never told a joke
    Just real life stories in a funny way.
    One of the kind story teller
    IRREPLACEABLE!!!!!

    • @dd-jm1md
      @dd-jm1md 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh, don't know about your fourth point; I think 'all' it would take is genuine honesty...

  • @kathconserv
    @kathconserv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    His facial expressions are amazing.

  • @craptobotfanboy4958
    @craptobotfanboy4958 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Just imagine the material he would use today.... the world is a far worse place without him.
    RIP George...👌

    • @louisyeostros4978
      @louisyeostros4978 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I can only imagine him going after the woke

    • @PositronMcHappy
      @PositronMcHappy 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@louisyeostros4978& the anti

  • @karenfyhr2363
    @karenfyhr2363 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I think it's safe to say that we all miss George Carlin so much

  • @ronstewart9709
    @ronstewart9709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    The first time I heard this I was in tears from laughing, when he mentioned the pillow full of beer farts I lost it. He was absolutely brilliant!

    • @bobmalack481
      @bobmalack481 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      and should of added "and with sharks circling around me".

  • @jeanniekiehl
    @jeanniekiehl 9 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    "I don't bend that way!!"

  • @sorinichim4737
    @sorinichim4737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The audience was blessed to see his stand up acting live!

    • @tonimichelle7776
      @tonimichelle7776 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “Blessed” isn’t a word that anyone should see in the comments of a Carlin video…

    • @shubhamyuvaidya89
      @shubhamyuvaidya89 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Joe Pesci bless you

  • @TheAgedGamerJD
    @TheAgedGamerJD ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Ever since I watched this years ago, I’ve never been able to fly on a plane without thinking about this bit. Classic.

  • @omairsheikh3982
    @omairsheikh3982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    George is the definition of "owning the stage". Such confidence and presence

  • @denisesimpson591
    @denisesimpson591 6 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    George Carlin will be sorely missed. " . . . PRE-SUCK MY GENITALS SITUATION!" Sheer comedic genius!!

    • @eyehatefarcebook11
      @eyehatefarcebook11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Denise Simpson That's a great line.

    • @tonydegregorio4895
      @tonydegregorio4895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Genius.

    • @kirby711
      @kirby711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Denise that was the best line of all They don't make em like George anymore

    • @InformationEMG
      @InformationEMG 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What does it mean when he says that!????

    • @punkrock1989
      @punkrock1989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Very overrated man. If you sit and go through his shows and topics they are very very basic he uses the same recycled jokes as nearly all comedians use. It doesn't take a genius to do a bit of research and watch all the videos about him to realise all his material is reused, cliche jokes and topics and aot of the material he used for over 10 years. Comedic genius? I think not, tbh alot if not all of the humour is made up by kids in school which is embarrassing on his part because he's coming up with the same jokes as a kid in school.

  • @alenor210
    @alenor210 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Carlin is like if a raving lunatic were possessed by the ghost of a philosopher. He can take literally anything, from a mundane activity to our whole goddamn society, and eloquently explain all of its flaws, but he does so with the energy of that crackhead you see on your way to work screaming at a brick wall.

  • @abc456f
    @abc456f 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    This is one of his best routines. I've watched it many times and it never fails to make me cry with laughter. Such a genius with the English language. He is truly missed.

  • @xxXthekevXxx
    @xxXthekevXxx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +776

    Fun fact:
    George Carlin actually served in the Air Force!

    • @USMCCombatVet4TastyCrayons
      @USMCCombatVet4TastyCrayons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      That is why he knows that you get IN the plane.

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@USMCCombatVet4TastyCrayons 😂😂😂

    • @matthewgiller7335
      @matthewgiller7335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Imagine him in the Air Force

    • @thetriclopsguy122
      @thetriclopsguy122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      "Tell the captain, air marshal Carlin says, Go fuck yourself!"

    • @samm928
      @samm928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Off the fuking plane

  • @gregfawcett4043
    @gregfawcett4043 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    If anyone should live forever, it should have been George Carlin. Entertainment genius.

  • @blackfish4147
    @blackfish4147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    This is one of his all-time best routines, absolutely brilliant! George actually went to work to write his content. He had an office and was very professional about his art form. That's why he is the absolute king of making you laugh at things you didn't notice were funny when they happen.

    • @user-qo6dk7df8c
      @user-qo6dk7df8c 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      His contrast of baseball to football was brilliant.

  • @a.s.4914
    @a.s.4914 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Roof flies off! I can watch this a hundred times, hell I probably have..... Carlin was what all other comics aspire to be, the best ever.

    • @shermankelly9062
      @shermankelly9062 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually happened for real. Aloha Airlines.

  • @antidiz
    @antidiz 10 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    R.I.P. George, we'll miss ya..

    • @kathconserv
      @kathconserv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Negan I miss him too.

    • @hmlandis1370
      @hmlandis1370 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      BxGirl Blazin' Me three, even though I just found him in Summer 2017. Where the fuck was I before then right??? Then I found out he'd already been dead for 9 years. But I will miss him too.

    • @samuel10125
      @samuel10125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Can you imagine him in the current social environment with all this offense

    • @patriciacolombini6567
      @patriciacolombini6567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hmlandis1370 I just recently found him too
      God is laughing more now that george is in heaven entertaining him.

    • @patriciacolombini6567
      @patriciacolombini6567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@samuel10125 wish george were here now. He could help us put up with the B's that's going on.

  • @vTropic
    @vTropic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    this is pure comedy gold. Carlin is a legend.

  • @HellhammerSS
    @HellhammerSS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    His facial expressions are the best part.

  • @magwaaf
    @magwaaf 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    The day after I first saw this special I was getting on a plane to go to Germany and all I did was cry laughing the entire time I was on the plane for the lectures and all that stuff. Rest in peace george, you are so great that at one point in time I had to stop watching you because I couldn't stop laughing at everything in life

  • @seraphlaim
    @seraphlaim 10 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    It's amazing to me that every sentence of this is funny.

    • @dd-jm1md
      @dd-jm1md 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      a deliberate ploy by our dear departed George...

  • @mjamie229
    @mjamie229 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "The LADY in the plane" creepy. I just lost it 😂😂😂, great body language and use of intonation.

    • @ActionJackson669
      @ActionJackson669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hadn't ever heard that word before, thank you. I like learning new words like that, I appreciate it 😁👍

  • @BaePlatinum
    @BaePlatinum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “THE LADY ON THE PLANE” is my favorite bit. His voice and facial expression is perfect, along with “BROKEN PLANE.”

  • @MrBlick76
    @MrBlick76 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    On fire in this clip . George the wordsmith professor pointing out the pointless verbal diarrhea in society like no one else could .

  • @kylabotting
    @kylabotting 8 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    I shall never fly the same way again...thanks George.

  • @jahnreznov
    @jahnreznov 8 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    my first time on an airplane is tomorrow, and watching this helps with my anxiety of it! George Carlin was a fucking genius

    • @marlynnestruwig8987
      @marlynnestruwig8987 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Souls Final Requiem nothing wrong with dying

    • @satan6169
      @satan6169 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Souls Final Requiem I'm in suspense did u live?????

    • @supportiranianfreedom4982
      @supportiranianfreedom4982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@satan6169 No response in 3 years....that's not a good sign....hope you're ok buddy!

    • @brendanrodgers9753
      @brendanrodgers9753 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is he alright...?

    • @jahnreznov
      @jahnreznov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@brendanrodgers9753 lol yes I'm alive

  • @aguythatworkstoomuch4624
    @aguythatworkstoomuch4624 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This man was so logical! That’s why he was so funny !!!

  • @jacksmith5692
    @jacksmith5692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Parkway vs Driveway, he was a genius with writing and language!

  • @charlessaint7926
    @charlessaint7926 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I make it a ritual to watch Uncle George's Safety Lecture when boarding a plane. I am laughing while the 'flight attendant' is showing us partially educated folks how to buckle up.

    • @jdayala-wright8875
      @jdayala-wright8875 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I do the same thing but right after the safety lecture

  • @daniel_j_a
    @daniel_j_a 8 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    no matter how often I watch this - it always makes me laugh

    • @JumpinJAKEFlash
      @JumpinJAKEFlash 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Daniel L. Same here. I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve seen this hilarious bit of comedy gold.

    • @kristjan1757
      @kristjan1757 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd like to see Mr. George as singer :-) I am pretty sure he will gain the same success around the world

    • @jaceebrynne49
      @jaceebrynne49 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is just about every old Carlin foe me

  • @sidewinder3000
    @sidewinder3000 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Enough brilliance in 15 minutes to fuel another comic’s 90 minute special.

  • @ilRosewood
    @ilRosewood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Fuck you! I’m getting IN the plane.” For 30 years that line has been making me laugh.

  • @jeanniekiehl
    @jeanniekiehl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    ROOF FLIES OFF!! lol

    • @nancyomalley6441
      @nancyomalley6441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wouldn't the oxygen masks fly off with the roof?

  • @billmorris2613
    @billmorris2613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Carlin is in my group of the best stand up comedians I have ever watched.

    • @sorinichim4737
      @sorinichim4737 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      My too ! He told the true, no matter how twisted it was, in his own manner!

  • @Iamrashidgogol
    @Iamrashidgogol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    There will never be another George Carlin!

  • @optimascrime5235
    @optimascrime5235 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    This man no this LEGEND is and always will be one of my favourite stand up comedians of all time

    • @cierakitty
      @cierakitty ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree....also check out Pinete...I say nay nay

  • @balerjohnson3099
    @balerjohnson3099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The world is not the same without George .. thats how important he was ..he changed the world .

  • @farzadk6428
    @farzadk6428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Amazing genius of George Carlin that stands the test of time with his mastery of the language and impeccable delivery. I can watch his stand ups over & over again... and still be amazed, entertained and educated. Sad to think that it's been 10 years since he departed this world.

    • @ilghiz
      @ilghiz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is sad that his humour is still funny. It means nothing's changed, we keep doing the same shit he laughed at.

  • @vivaankarulkar1450
    @vivaankarulkar1450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This is an example of ageless comedy!

  • @mickyboy6083
    @mickyboy6083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Rest in peace George, you truly was one of the best

    • @barbarahall5711
      @barbarahall5711 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'f been watching him since 60's

  • @JadeValour
    @JadeValour 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    George, WE MISS YOU!!! Just imagine what he might be saying about what is going on in America today. Oh, I WISH!

    • @theronhanegan628
      @theronhanegan628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was just thinking about that 🥺

    • @angefabricenda560
      @angefabricenda560 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theronhanegan628 sad but we all have to have death too

    • @williamjenningssr918
      @williamjenningssr918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He would have a field day with what's going on today!

    • @JadeValour
      @JadeValour 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@williamjenningssr918 One can only imagine...

    • @barbdrinnan1867
      @barbdrinnan1867 ปีที่แล้ว

      Search Jim Breuer. He’s about as close you’ll get especially during these times