Ah no, a lot of times humor is just poking fun at things. Philosophy trues to seek truth. His humor is based on baloney, like the more people dying from religion. The the last 100 years, secular Socialism, Marxism and Nazism has killed more people than all religious wars in history.
Although a quick glance at your comment makes one believe that you appear to have a point, your judgment is fundamentally flawed, because it ignores that Socialism, Marxism and Nazism are things of the past, whereas religion is still flourishing. A philosophy thousands of years old is still being used as a tool in order to manipulate the masses, keep people under control and deprive them of the chance to acquire the ability of critical thinking. It takes wisdom to present humanity's flaws with a sense of humour and Carlin did exactly this. Actually, now that I think of it, we can't expect him to be able to reach the very people he was meaning to criticise! So go ahead and say what you will.
Wayne Harmon what???? That’s an absolute lie first of all about death toll and religion coming second in that race because even nazis were driven by race and religion hence “the holocaust” and even if you don’t want to count that one and ignorantly call it simply nazism then fine but you do realize religious wars still continue today and in the past they have recorded wars lasting decades long with a couple billion in death tolls????? I mean it’s cute you want so bad,y believe religion is great and it can be in ways but like any system that man made, it’s very flawed.
@Roland Thank you. I was losing the will, but your words helped me finish this long wank session. Also thank the big man up in the sky, for me too. Nevermind, he was probably already watching me.
@gherrrie he gave me life? How about babies with congenital disease that die few days after their birth? Or innocent people who were killed under the name of religion? What did they do was so wrong that they deserved to be "purged"? Which one of the ten commandments of God have they broken? You ask me to follow and listen to your God, I am sorry but I find no reasons to, maybe it's because I have reached the age of reason. On the other hand, you should be ashamed when a dead comedian made more sense than the god you have been blindly following.
@@suecastillo4056 except he was not honest, just a raging moron who had no facts - a wasted life now burning in hell for eternity and if you could hear his screams, the shear terror would make you fall to your knees and beg God for forgiveness
Says the guy who was an abusive husband, an absentee father who hardly met his children, a crack addict and alcoholic. There was rumble in the jungle at their homes when he comes backs from touring. Constant fightings while his waifu. No wonder why he hates religion with a passion. He was lonely and sad. He was desperate to show that he is not guilty and often finds reason to justify his actions by attacking religion. For all the acts he did with his free will he would blame it all on others, a person with dignity or honor. He lived miserable and died cold and miserable. I feel sorry for him. He was hunted.
@@MajorMlgNoob his family members says it all the time. Look at their interviews. He couldn't pulled his life together yet made a living preaching society and communities to pull it together. He was a priest of his own religion and other older religions stood in his way. For the dollars. Preach religion while attacking religion seems like the new religion nowadays.
The first time i heard George Carlin i was 9. Over 60 years later and i still love listening to him. I learned to think for myself and question everything from listening to him. He is gone too soon.
Isaac Alexander 🤣🤣🤣 uncomfortable is a understatement wanna use some logic where did you come from? How about your parents? How about your parents, parents now that’s some logic right there you know damn well we were created... to say we don’t know is laughable
Ryan O 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am not assuming anything just using logic🤪 stick to the theories I have living proof aka the kjv bible along with history to back me up...
Ryan O 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and what lies are your referencing to? As for logic it makes total sense I’ll give you a example does a new born baby fend for itself? Wrap your brain around that one😂🤪
Ryan O or how about for example the world around you does it get better? Does it evolve? I think not it’s deteriorates... the wages for sin is death...
Ryan O 🤣🤣🤣 how about equality and the world coming together and having universal language called English just like back in genesis 🤣 the Bible said after there kind hello? Just like how knowledge increased back than it’s happening today...
@@irishnich4456 You didn't get it. He's talking to a large group of stupid people who're eating everything he utters. No doubt after they left that arena, they sung his praises. THAT is the power. The power to influence.
And THIS is why so many religious people hated Carlin. But if you think about it, they only hate him because he hit very close to home. If his jokes were weak and made no sense, they wouldn't mind what he said. But because he could make the 10 commandments look ridiculous, they HATED him. "But he loves you." "And he needs money!" Yeah, those punchlines pissed them right off..
I've thought about the money thing too. And he made all us why would he need us for anything at all? I believe in God but I question a lot of it. I always try to keep a open mind about this and listen to others as well. And that whole thing of it's basically God's way or you suffer forever there is no 3rd or whatever other choice. I'm sure we all could go on for hours on end about all this too. And yes I'm a fan of Carlin. Found him through the Bill & Ted movies.
Absolutely agree religious people need the church or whatever religious organisations to think for them because they really can't think for themselves or face reality of live its tough deal with it stop wanting religion as a crutch
Hi, Jeff I absolutely saw the position I'd put myself in. It's just I saw it yesterday and wanted to try it out. Apparently, it's been ascribed to Oscar Wilde but the article I read said more likely Somerset Maughan. Would have put a smiley face after, but it's funnier being a serious asshole criticizing a quote with a quote that criticises the critic :)
He had several periods to his career. He did become a social commentator and philosopher later in his career. I was fortunate to see him perform in 1989. I think he is the best comedian - ever.
King George once said that at one point, he considered himself a comedian, who wrote his own material. He then realised that he was a writer, that performed his material. He was so much more than a mere comedian, philosopher, and cynic.
@@gavinwilke2874 Jewish or Muslim? Mohammad didnt have anymore proof then Abraham... The Levant had many religions.. Why Romans made a religion out of a dead Jew. Your family could have been Christian or Hindu. The Quran has No more proof then the,Torah,Talmud,Catholic and British bibles or Lord of the rings.
so according to George carlin "More people have been killed in the name of God than for any other reason." but he's actually wrong according to encyclopedia of wars of 1,763 wars in human history only 7% were religious in nature the other 93% were all secular.
When people falsely insist the United States is a “christain nation”, I’m always happy to point out that the First Amendment of the constitution completely contradicts the First Commandment.
It only tells you can have all the religions in the universe that you want to dream up and in the USA there are hundreds of them. More than any other's in the world. They're invented every five minutes, just so they don't have to pay taxes.
We must admit, he was trying to educate people by acting as a comedian because he knew that people wouldn't listen to him if he would show his real identity of a philosopher. Greeting from Greece.
Apparently when my dad was a kid he was kicked out of church for asking too many questions, he said things like “if God is real then when is he coming by? And why does he need money if he’s all powerful?”
When I was about seven or eight years old, I asked similar questions to my father. He said simply, "you don't need to know." And with that, I sort of knew he didn't know either. But I didn't question him-or I would have gotten a beating-true story. I'm in my early 60s now.
maybe because those questions were not inquisitive but disruptive. When is God coming by - that is not a question, that is mocking. Obviously your dad is an idiot. Why does God need money? Sounds like your dad is/was a cheap ass loser. God does not need money, but common sense tells normal people that the church has real every day expenses and everyone who donates does so willingly. Your dad got to go to church for free if he chose. The fact you are sharing this in this context proves you are as dumb as him
I got humiliated by religion teachers in school when she suggested the hijab (in Islam) should be a law and all women should wear it and I disagreed everyone laughed and I cried 😞
George, You had always been way ahead of your time on so many levels, I honestly don’t know where to begin. Hope you have been fine since passing, and I want you to know that you have always been a member of the family. R.I.P. George Carlin 1937-2008
on the one hand, parents are just people on the other, we don't need to be _told_ to hold them in high regard; many of us, small children and vulnerable individuals in particular, are psychologically hard-wired to view good caretakers that way intrinsically but if you have children to produce labor because your economy is driven by menial work, then the whole deal gets kind of screwy because it's not just about fostering good feelings in the intimate family unit, but also about propping up the community's livelihood through agricultural means it's sort of like enshrining small businesses or farm subsidies in modern legislature
so according to George carlin "More people have been killed in the name of God than for any other reason." but he's actually wrong according to encyclopedia of wars of 1,763 wars in human history only 7% were religious in nature the other 93% were all secular.
I was lucky enough to go see one of George's shows many years ago. It gave me chills to even be in the same room with him. What a privilege it was! The best comedian who ever lived! Holy jumping shit balls I miss him!!!
"If there is a god may he strike this audience dead" George, that ending was just phenomenal. It's not about your believes, but what the society needs to evolve. May your kind heart be able to find a better world to live. Bless to you ma boy.
"some parents deserve respect, most don't" thanks for acknowledging that abusive relationships with parents exist and you shouldn't be forced to love someone who abuses you.
Amen. Not even love, but obey and respect. As Carlin says, these things are EARNED. Unfortunately, children know no different until theyre exposed to the world. Which is why many abusive parents keep their kids on a ridiculously short leash.
@blad90 but is he lying or trying to manipulate perception?? Religion is crazy.. People believe burning people alive is okay, coz gods want it.. That is crazy. Lol.. You dnt have to have cancer to knw its bad news.. Probably he just speaking if his own and other people's experiences.. The whole idea of God is dubious to begin with..
@blad90 so your point is people are well capable of killing other people without religion being the only reason..? Wow, what a revelation.. Mind blown sir, mind blown.. Isn't the whole point of divinity is to protect its followers? Isn't that the core of all our prayers, to keep us safe from harm... And yet people good or bad die without any intervention from God! So what's the point.. Why not just learn and teach civility and moral codes in English or which ever language u understand than some books which most of us can't read any way..
my wife knows CPR you said you were dying so maybe it was worth a shot. Free chest pumps while you wait for the ambulance. but if you need you really need help. Now you know. i know you werent really dying. Take it easy Peace bro.
so according to George carlin "More people have been killed in the name of God than for any other reason." but he's actually wrong according to encyclopedia of wars of 1,763 wars in human history only 7% were religious in nature the other 93% were all secular.
11:40 Yes! YES! Exactly what I always thought! Back when I was religious and tried my best to understand God. I always find it offensive how people treat an All-knowing All-powerful being like he's their personal buddy or something. And despite the death, poverty and disease all over the world, people ignore all of that and praise God what he's done *for them.* Maybe they were looking for a scholarship and they got it, or there was a massive hurricane that hit a school, 100s of kids died, but their own son survived, Praise be to God!! It baffles me how narcissistical some people can be and they're not even self-aware of it.
He is Catholic, so at worst he had to hang out cracking jokes in pergatory, until his friends said enough Rosary prayers to Mary most Virgin so he could walk up the mountain and humbly join the winged angels in Heaven. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purgatorio But being George, he probably just took the express glass casino elevator up the side of the mountain, then just enjoys hanging outside the pearly gates by the door, with Jake & Silent Bob. th-cam.com/video/A6vnsrmmUZ4/w-d-xo.html
It’s both contextual and situational, because Honor Thy Mother and Father shows that these people deserve our obedience and respect because they procreated us, but the question is whether we are going to give or take it; that is choice. Respect and obedience is different for someone who is not related, because the whole saying that, “I will only give you respect if you don’t respect me” is contradictory since respect is deserved to the ones who has the qualities to be respected. Pettiness is not a respectful trait.
@@MrLuna098 You speak from a misunderstanding. The implication is clearly "if you want *special* respect and obedience, you must show you're worthy of it." Most people have a basic respect for others' lives and rights, what people mean when they say "you must earn my respect" is that if *you* expect to be respected so much as to be obeyed, you have to earn that. There is nothing petty about wanting to be treated as equal rather than inferior.
Some people just don't want there to be a God so they can live however they want. Good and evil exist but without a God there is no good and evil. Everyone will go to hell unless they have their sins paid for by Jesus sacrifice. Jesus was the only one that never sinned. Only by accepting Him and converting to christianity can we have eternal life. Read the Bible for yourself because most churches don't teach what the Bible says.
"if churches used half the money they make and the buildings they build and gave them back to the community we'd be alright. Why doesn't God let the ghetto kids stay in the church buildings with gold ceilings and coloured windows. Why does God need a building to talk to me?" - 2 pac
@@grandmalovesmebest Weird. That thing supposedly murdered people just for peeking into its mystery box. And yet it cannot stop them from vandalising its temples?
100% agree with you. Man made BS to control people and make $$$. I see a gigantic building around every corner designed to control the masses. Did I mention they are tax free too? Their sole objective is to lure the sheep into the buildings and hand them a basket asking for 10% of their income. If they don't comply, they will face bad luck and an eternity in hell. That's how you control the masses and keep them in line. Smh...
well in reallity ZAKKAT(2.5% of month earning collected in 12 months in 1 year) is suppose to given to poor. Of course that community such as Religious buildings would not spend most of the money on poor. If they did,there wouldn't be poor. They instead spend on nice car,clothes. Qur'an is last relevation.To understand things watch islam
The Church was never a building, the Church is everywhere where are chatolics, in the past the Church was always in someones house and people decided to make a building where everyone can pray to God, you guys need to check about what you're saying before you post something.
More than just a comedian -- a courageous thinker and writer, and an actor -- and the best comedian I've ever seen or heard -- the smartest, the funniest and the best master of the English language among them all.
Couldn’t have said it better... how I WISH HE WERE STILL ALIVE. IMAGINE THE FUN HE WOULD HAVE WITH THIS PRESENT SOCIO-ECONOMIC CLIME AND ALL THE CORRUPT POLITICIANS...BLOWS MY MIND THINKING OF THE THINGS HE’D SAY...
“If you tell people the truth, you better make them laugh or they will kill you” - George Bernard Shaw, or Gloria Steinem, but definitely not shakespeare
Carlin would be remembered as a man who made us laugh with such style and use of a language that otherwise would be offensive for many - He mastered the way to tackle down the issues being around for centuries if not millenniums - RIP>
So clever & truthful!! George Carlyn is spot on tuth!! Agree'd AND he is missed! Thx for sharing these clips to keep the brain turning & the laughter rollin'!!! 😊😂🤣😂🤭
@@vincenthall706 Carlin would have wanted us to accept that he's dead, this does not mean however that his teachings are obsolete, they are quite the opposite
Mike Krcma your point? There’s a lot comedians that are notable, but no one can hold a candle to George other than Richard Pryor and he’s been dead for a long time, too
George freed me from religion...after 30 years of having my head filled like a jelly donut, one day while searching for music to listen to, I saw a clip of George, clicked it and it changed me forever...after watching his take on religion, I researched it myself...and it opened my eyes....that was 10 years ago...Been free of the chains ever since. Miss ya George, Thank you so much....
you are my hero mate, thank you for beliving actual evidenc. Science is real beauty my friend, if anybody could be usunderstanding of you, we might have already discovered timetravel :D
He did close of the same for me in a way. I really stopped believing around 10 years old reading the bible. Until I was about 15 years old I was still said I believed in God just had problems with some things. Then around 15 years old I got into Carlin and he made me realize I didn't need to be ashamed for believing in reality and the magical world of science. George is like a prophet to me.
He's changed the way I view a lot of things in life too. Although I was never big into religion after hearing him it all finally clicked as to why I felt that way.
Ron Burgandy this guy likes to make fun of Christianity , but he has zero facts based on anything. There is only one bible , one living God. There have been hundreds of witnesses that saw Jesus in person , hundreds that witnessed miracles. Nothing has ever been disproven out of the Bible.
right there with you! Talk about one of a kind......(I wonder if that would have annoyed him,"talk about...", so we gonna 'talk about' one of a kind? I can just hear him now)
6:48 is my favorite- it just sums up how I feel about religion and I wish I could recite it verbatim whenever a religious person tries to force me to “believe”
goodwilj If someone had the knowledge to eternal life, you can't call them bad for wanting to share that information. As a matter of fact, it would be selfish if they didn't.
My prospective is that people believe in god when they ether A are told to and never ask questions, or B have nothing else to look up to or are afraid of the unknown.
I remember when i was a lot younger. The pastor of the church i was attending had a sermon on how the bible was factually proven to be 99% accurate in translation from the the OG Hebrew versions. then i grew up and educated myself. I realized he was either a liar or just a sheep leading a herd of sheep.
@Jason McGlade Are you a service dog if you lead a group of blind people or a car if you stand in a garage? No, because it's based on context. Don't be intentionally dense, it doesn't help anyone understand.
Carlin really wasn't a comedian; he was a philosopher and thinker. He made it funny for us, but these are real ideas meant to challenge us to think about stuff we assume are true about life. whether you agree or not with what he says you have to consider his point. comedy is just about being funny, nothing wrong with that, but I just want to point out that guys like George Carlin, Richard Pryor, and even Dave Chapel get pretty deep with some very serious issues and people listen and are affected. The craft of stand up comedy, I think, is greatly underrated as a major driver of social commentary. There should be awards to recognize their contribution in that regard--real awards though, not like oscar or grammy; more like a nobel. just saying.
@@pepper419 for a religious man you sure seem confident enough to know what God's judgment is Edit: unless you're not religious Then I can accept the joke
Socially Impaired Well done! I've seen several "George Carlin on religion" compilations. You guys are best of show! You actually listened and added all the 2's together and got George's 4's. Thanks!
Sad to tell you there is no afterlife. That's just our arrogance on believing that we are so special that we cannot just die. We need to believe that we will continue living.
"And just like that, overnight I became a sun worshiper, well, not overnight, you can't see the sun at night, but first thing the next morning." Al Bundy at his best.😂😂
@Evan Coleman the reason why is because in today's society its pure gold for him and his sense of humor I don't know what he will think about Trump being president today but he'll probably tear him a new hole
We've gone to abstract, I'm sorry I'm lost here. Im saying the ultimate unknown is how far Hypocrites will go to sound profound despite knowing as little as anyone else and basically repeating the same swill as those who came before them. What are you trying to say?
Funny thing, as an Atheist I'm not afraid to die. Yet, every "Christian" (and I use that term VERY lightly bc I'm not sure I've ever met a real one) clings onto life like they're afraid of dying yet they preach about how great heaven is, to sit at God's feet and worship him all day, yeah, sounds like a real party. If heaven is so great then stop going to doctor's Jesus freaks, just pray when you get sick. That way we all win. You go to heaven, and we get a planet free of war.
An absolutely brilliant Human Being who, from school to the military, was thrown out of every organized group he that he became a part of. Simply because he saw that "something was Not Quite Right" and he had the audacity to ask "Why"? Kinda pissed those folks off! George, you made me look at the world through New Eyes ever time I listened to you. Still works today! Thank you for that. And, Boy, do I miss you!!!
There's little mystery as to why humans worshipped the Sun. It is the only object that humans cannot look at without receiving immediate pain in return.
Imagine being so brainwashed, that you got pissed off to the point where you would dislike a video like this, because you had no arguments against it... I mean, how many of the so far 5.2k people that decided to dislike this video, do you think sat down and objectively contemplated the arguments set forth, and then formulated their own counter-arguments in their heads, and came to the conclusion "this guy is wrong"? And how many of the aforementioned people do you think, simply foamed at the mouth and smashed that dislike button in a furious knee jerk reaction?
Welcome to one of the best comics to have ever lived. Please remember to take a moment to breathe now and then, the show's better when you're not anemic.
He's so clever. I have watched him live, on video, and once on the street in Vegas. He is very very funny. His movements add to the cleverness. His timing is perfect.
Carlin wasn't a comedian; he was a philosopher with a sense of humour.
George would say, "No, I'm just an ordinary Asshole like everybody else."
My hero I believe in GC
Ah no, a lot of times humor is just poking fun at things. Philosophy trues to seek truth. His humor is based on baloney, like the more people dying from religion. The the last 100 years, secular Socialism, Marxism and Nazism has killed more people than all religious wars in history.
Although a quick glance at your comment makes one believe that you appear to have a point, your judgment is fundamentally flawed, because it ignores that Socialism, Marxism and Nazism are things of the past, whereas religion is still flourishing. A philosophy thousands of years old is still being used as a tool in order to manipulate the masses, keep people under control and deprive them of the chance to acquire the ability of critical thinking.
It takes wisdom to present humanity's flaws with a sense of humour and Carlin did exactly this.
Actually, now that I think of it, we can't expect him to be able to reach the very people he was meaning to criticise! So go ahead and say what you will.
Wayne Harmon what???? That’s an absolute lie first of all about death toll and religion coming second in that race because even nazis were driven by race and religion hence “the holocaust” and even if you don’t want to count that one and ignorantly call it simply nazism then fine but you do realize religious wars still continue today and in the past they have recorded wars lasting decades long with a couple billion in death tolls????? I mean it’s cute you want so bad,y believe religion is great and it can be in ways but like any system that man made, it’s very flawed.
“Religion is like a pair of shoes… Find one that fits you, but don’t make me wear your shoes. “
-George Carlin
EricaAdolfo Serrano yea
@Roland Thank you. I was losing the will, but your words helped me finish this long wank session. Also thank the big man up in the sky, for me too. Nevermind, he was probably already watching me.
Definitely
@Roland your bible is just words on a book. Outside of it there is no concrete evidence for your god.
@Roland your really making yourself seem like a cultist
The fact that so many self-appointed religious spokesmen found Carlin so threatening says more about them than Carlin's criticism of religion....
Amen!!
Yeah
Jocelyn Thompson lol
You're too dumb to know how stupid you are
@@jocelynthompson8409 Lol
Imagine if George could see the world today… he’d have a field day.
That would be epic. Last 20 years would give him enough material for 1000 years. RIP legend, we pray to you today.
What’s changed?
Same sh*t, different a*sholes...
He wouldn't be suprised
Maybe they'll make an AI
“Field Day”? It’s just a word. The reality of today is much, much worse.
“If you tell people the truth, you better make them laugh or they will kill you” - Shakespeare
Wonderful quote
thats not shakespeare, it doesn't even sound like shakespeare.
@@twsartadventures3660 still a great quote regardless
Which shakespear is this
@Jay McDanieL 😂
"But he loves you." That's the line that made me watch every video available of him lol.
Verbal Wound Me too lol
same lmfao
same here
@gherrrie he gave me life? How about babies with congenital disease that die few days after their birth? Or innocent people who were killed under the name of religion? What did they do was so wrong that they deserved to be "purged"? Which one of the ten commandments of God have they broken? You ask me to follow and listen to your God, I am sorry but I find no reasons to, maybe it's because I have reached the age of reason. On the other hand, you should be ashamed when a dead comedian made more sense than the god you have been blindly following.
Verbal Wound I see and feel your anger towards this, but wasn’t Calvary enough of a sacrifice for Jesus to make that kind of judgment?
This is why Carlin is one of the greatest comedians that ever lived.
Seriously we are comedians! He is telling the real facts and truth in his style!
"Tell ya what. If there is a god, may he strike this crowd dead. See. Nothing happened." xD
Best "truth telling" comedian I ever heard in my life! He was groundbreaking & brutally honest!
You mean the greatest comedian ever. Even the greats like louis ck and bill burr mentioned that carlin had a major influence on them.
@@suecastillo4056 except he was not honest, just a raging moron who had no facts - a wasted life now burning in hell for eternity and if you could hear his screams, the shear terror would make you fall to your knees and beg God for forgiveness
Voltaire: It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.
@Yorda No no the sixth commandment says do not murder, that is more selfish than GOD`s reasons for removing wicked persons, or even nations!!
@@johndoney1703 That's the point Voltaire was making. He was having a dig at the ruling/religious class.
"What, 11 commandments, are you kidding me, get the fuck outta here".
Laughed so hard at that
Haha!
"Obedience and respect should not be automatic they should earned"
Spartan Che Well said 💕
Says the guy who was an abusive husband, an absentee father who hardly met his children, a crack addict and alcoholic. There was rumble in the jungle at their homes when he comes backs from touring. Constant fightings while his waifu. No wonder why he hates religion with a passion.
He was lonely and sad. He was desperate to show that he is not guilty and often finds reason to justify his actions by attacking religion. For all the acts he did with his free will he would blame it all on others, a person with dignity or honor. He lived miserable and died cold and miserable. I feel sorry for him. He was hunted.
@@createmymy7851 source?
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@@MajorMlgNoob his family members says it all the time. Look at their interviews. He couldn't pulled his life together yet made a living preaching society and communities to pull it together. He was a priest of his own religion and other older religions stood in his way. For the dollars. Preach religion while attacking religion seems like the new religion nowadays.
The first time i heard George Carlin i was 9. Over 60 years later and i still love listening to him. I learned to think for myself and question everything from listening to him. He is gone too soon.
This makes more sense than anything any priest has ever said to me.
well duh
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Can't argue with that logic 😂
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Well Stargate is at least an amazing series. And surprisingly anti-god.
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DO IT
The one man that can do comedy while being dead serious
Bill Hicks
...and seriously dead at the same time
Yeah, perhaps he shouldn't have asked to be dead. :(
@@luispinheirodosmontes7219 ...be careful what you wish for. You can't say he wasn't asking for it.
@@neoflyboy Yeah...sure...whatever.
“But he loves you 🐒 he loves you and he needs money 💵 😆” George Carlin is absolutely amazing!! I can never get enough of his comedy.
“In the interest of logic, something religion is very uncomfortable with...” 😂
Isaac Alexander 🤣🤣🤣 uncomfortable is a understatement wanna use some logic where did you come from? How about your parents? How about your parents, parents now that’s some logic right there you know damn well we were created... to say we don’t know is laughable
Ryan O 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am not assuming anything just using logic🤪 stick to the theories I have living proof aka the kjv bible along with history to back me up...
Ryan O 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and what lies are your referencing to? As for logic it makes total sense I’ll give you a example does a new born baby fend for itself? Wrap your brain around that one😂🤪
Ryan O or how about for example the world around you does it get better? Does it evolve? I think not it’s deteriorates... the wages for sin is death...
Ryan O 🤣🤣🤣 how about equality and the world coming together and having universal language called English just like back in genesis 🤣 the Bible said after there kind hello? Just like how knowledge increased back than it’s happening today...
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large group"
--George Carlin
He was talking directly to a large group(the audience) when saying this. Get it?
@@irishnich4456 You didn't get it. He's talking to a large group of stupid people who're eating everything he utters.
No doubt after they left that arena, they sung his praises. THAT is the power. The power to influence.
Atheists smh
aaron bacchus
Stalin, Hitler, Mao so much for religious violence.....
aaron bacchus
That doesn't even make sense. Do you know what atheist means
"Thou shall keep thy religion to thyself."
Yes. Thank you.
i wish. but no..i see crosses,churches all around..reminded by this insanity constantly. ...just crazy.
I get Christians going to my door tryin to convert me and they see the pride flag in my hall and they kinda leave.
@@thething2723 lol the perfect religion deterrent.
Coy Leigh Love thy neighbour amirite?
Jesus taught in the temple daily
Brilliant analysis!
Carlin was a good guy, telling truth through humour
And THIS is why so many religious people hated Carlin. But if you think about it, they only hate him because he hit very close to home. If his jokes were weak and made no sense, they wouldn't mind what he said. But because he could make the 10 commandments look ridiculous, they HATED him.
"But he loves you." "And he needs money!" Yeah, those punchlines pissed them right off..
I've thought about the money thing too. And he made all us why would he need us for anything at all? I believe in God but I question a lot of it. I always try to keep a open mind about this and listen to others as well. And that whole thing of it's basically God's way or you suffer forever there is no 3rd or whatever other choice. I'm sure we all could go on for hours on end about all this too. And yes I'm a fan of Carlin. Found him through the Bill & Ted movies.
Absolutely agree religious people need the church or whatever religious organisations to think for them because they really can't think for themselves or face reality of live its tough deal with it stop wanting religion as a crutch
@Mary Davis oh how he was right watch bill hicks very similar to George bill died far to young aged 36 from cancer he is u tube though
@@steveholmes5207 not for muslims..we dont need any religious organizations..
Because Carlin speaks the truth and religion hates the truth.
"Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool." -- Mark Twain
“The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.”
Hi, Jeff I absolutely saw the position I'd put myself in. It's just I saw it yesterday and wanted to try it out. Apparently, it's been ascribed to Oscar Wilde but the article I read said more likely Somerset Maughan. Would have put a smiley face after, but it's funnier being a serious asshole criticizing a quote with a quote that criticises the critic :)
;)
LOVE it. I'm adding it to my collection of quotes. Thanks!
+TheRockstar871
How many times do you post this same comment on multiple threads you automaton!?!?
“Results like these do not belong on the resume of a supreme being.” - a pretty cool line
He isn’t a comedian; he’s a philosopher.
He's both dammit lol
He is both.
One of the greatest philosophers of our time. Comedians just look at the world differently because it was cruel to them at some point
The more I watch Carlin the more I see him as a philosopher and a sceptic than a comedian. What an amazing guy he was.
that is what stand up comedy is supposed to be about
denksehno he was one of a kind and I'm glad he was during my lifetime
He had several periods to his career. He did become a social commentator and philosopher later in his career. I was fortunate to see him perform in 1989. I think he is the best comedian - ever.
He was the greatest Philosopher of my time.
King George once said that at one point, he considered himself a comedian, who wrote his own material. He then realised that he was a writer, that performed his material. He was so much more than a mere comedian, philosopher, and cynic.
One of the sharpest minds comedy has ever seen...
A big loss!! R.I.P George.
@@Poetikaliz So what exactly is your point?
True
@daAnder71 You know that GC would hate YOU for speaking for him and deciding what "Meaningless" means to him. LOL
@@gavinwilke2874 Jewish or Muslim? Mohammad didnt have anymore proof then Abraham... The Levant had many religions.. Why Romans made a religion out of a dead Jew. Your family could have been Christian or Hindu. The Quran has No more proof then the,Torah,Talmud,Catholic and British bibles or Lord of the rings.
your huckleberry what are you talking about no religion has any proof to be real
I love George Carlin more than anyone in history. He was a truth teller & a very wise man. Truth & decency are the only commandments we need.
He was a comedian lmao. He would probably laugh at your stupid face for worshipping him like this
I loved GC ever since I was a little kid. growing up Southern Baptist, I questioned everything they said.
So, to say you do? is a joke.
so according to George carlin "More people have been killed in the name of God than for any other reason." but he's actually wrong according to encyclopedia of wars of 1,763 wars in human history only 7% were religious in nature the other 93% were all secular.
When people falsely insist the United States is a “christain nation”, I’m always happy to point out that the First Amendment of the constitution completely contradicts the First Commandment.
It only tells you can have all the religions in the universe that you want to dream up and in the USA there are hundreds of them. More than any other's in the world. They're invented every five minutes, just so they don't have to pay taxes.
We must admit, he was trying to educate people by acting as a comedian because he knew that people wouldn't listen to him if he would show his real identity of a philosopher. Greeting from Greece.
Dmt Vsd για ελληνας το εχεις με τα αγγλικα αδελφε!!
Dmt Vsd I
Just wanted to say great country visited last year thanks for the hospitality from a American.
Exactly!
He was a philosopher. RIP, George.
He was dead on about our owners. And he paid the ultimate price for telling the truth.
Apparently when my dad was a kid he was kicked out of church for asking too many questions, he said things like “if God is real then when is he coming by? And why does he need money if he’s all powerful?”
Tell him he was an icon
When I was about seven or eight years old, I asked similar questions to my father. He said simply, "you don't need to know." And with that, I sort of knew he didn't know either. But I didn't question him-or I would have gotten a beating-true story. I'm in my early 60s now.
maybe because those questions were not inquisitive but disruptive.
When is God coming by - that is not a question, that is mocking. Obviously your dad is an idiot.
Why does God need money? Sounds like your dad is/was a cheap ass loser. God does not need money, but common sense tells normal people that the church has real every day expenses and everyone who donates does so willingly.
Your dad got to go to church for free if he chose.
The fact you are sharing this in this context proves you are as dumb as him
I got humiliated by religion teachers in school when she suggested the hijab (in Islam) should be a law and all women should wear it and I disagreed everyone laughed and I cried 😞
@@rembink Ok cultist.
George, You had always been way ahead of your time on so many levels, I honestly don’t know where to begin. Hope you have been fine since passing, and I want you to know that you have always been a member of the family. R.I.P. George Carlin 1937-2008
I would have loved to have seen George and Christopher Hitchens having a chat. Would have been great. Miss them both,
How is this comedy? This guy's spittin' out straight facts.
Thats why we love him
@King of the Rats that's why we're all a joke
Maybe you can't understand it or life then
Good comedy can have factual interpretations
half facts is the base to every "lie result"
“Some parents deserve respect, most of them don’t”
Totally true.
PERIOD!
on the one hand, parents are just people
on the other, we don't need to be _told_ to hold them in high regard; many of us, small children and vulnerable individuals in particular, are psychologically hard-wired to view good caretakers that way intrinsically
but if you have children to produce labor because your economy is driven by menial work, then the whole deal gets kind of screwy because it's not just about fostering good feelings in the intimate family unit, but also about propping up the community's livelihood through agricultural means
it's sort of like enshrining small businesses or farm subsidies in modern legislature
Something tells me yours DONT
The most funny part
"Faith means not wanting to know the truth"
-Nietzsche
We need more people like George Carlin.
this behaviour is taken care of by the mental health system
@@nicholasbatty8923 I hope that someday religious fanaticism is defined of as a mental illness by DSM-5.
so according to George carlin "More people have been killed in the name of God than for any other reason." but he's actually wrong according to encyclopedia of wars of 1,763 wars in human history only 7% were religious in nature the other 93% were all secular.
Just started listening to him. He's a damn genius
you got that right..thats how it used to be 50 years ago...it was Happy Days for real
He was. He passed away a few years back. R.I.P.
Larry Cavalli what are you up to buddy?
Larry Cavalli ?
Dude you're so fuckin lucky you have no diea how many hundreds of thousands of people would do anything to relive this anew.
George was a one of a kind and severely missed
There are plenty of pussy following fucktard libtards go to California
@@dcowboys6213 fuck off you punk ass POS..
@@dcowboys6213 Calm down you idiot you rly hate the truth
I was lucky enough to go see one of George's shows many years ago. It gave me chills to even be in the same room with him. What a privilege it was! The best comedian who ever lived! Holy jumping shit balls I miss him!!!
This must be Jim Lahey , spitting shitballs ?
"If there is a god may he strike this audience dead"
George, that ending was just phenomenal. It's not about your believes, but what the society needs to evolve.
May your kind heart be able to find a better world to live. Bless to you ma boy.
If this society needs to evolve, then why didn’t they do it 4,200 years ago during the early Bronze Age?
@@shockwavesteve 2,000 years after the bronze age people burned women to death because they were scared of plants.
Human Being
Bruh we all know the medieval period was dumb
@@shockwavesteve then why would people before them change society for the better?
Human Being
Because before them were the Romans and not Germanic barbarian kingdoms trying to imitate the Romans?
A vibrator that plays "come all ye faithful" brilliant
Thatk's man u made my day :)))))
Merry Christmas Ryan
diane doncheski cay u ycy
You look predictably female.
"some parents deserve respect, most don't" thanks for acknowledging that abusive relationships with parents exist and you shouldn't be forced to love someone who abuses you.
Amen.
Not even love, but obey and respect.
As Carlin says, these things are EARNED. Unfortunately, children know no different until theyre exposed to the world. Which is why many abusive parents keep their kids on a ridiculously short leash.
Daddy Carlin opening my eyes to the dark truth
@blad90 they dnt have to be abusive to be bad parents.. Most dnt knw how to raise a child..
@blad90 but is he lying or trying to manipulate perception??
Religion is crazy.. People believe burning people alive is okay, coz gods want it.. That is crazy. Lol.. You dnt have to have cancer to knw its bad news.. Probably he just speaking if his own and other people's experiences..
The whole idea of God is dubious to begin with..
@blad90 so your point is people are well capable of killing other people without religion being the only reason..? Wow, what a revelation.. Mind blown sir, mind blown..
Isn't the whole point of divinity is to protect its followers? Isn't that the core of all our prayers, to keep us safe from harm... And yet people good or bad die without any intervention from God! So what's the point.. Why not just learn and teach civility and moral codes in English or which ever language u understand than some books which most of us can't read any way..
The truth and nothing but the truth.
I never get tired of Watching this segment.
"Some spooky incompetent father figure who doesn't give a shit"
Best way to put it.
But he loves you and needs money 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm DYING
😂😂😂👌🤘
Says it all
my wife knows CPR you said you were dying so maybe it was worth a shot. Free chest pumps while you wait for the ambulance. but if you need you really need help. Now you know.
i know you werent really dying. Take it easy Peace bro.
Truely a brilliant man. He told the truth. I wonder what he would say about what our country is going through in 2019. He is truly missed.
He would've thought the system really had collapsed, as he predicted.
The only thing he got wrong is the bit between 9:21 and 9:32 in this video.
He would say...... thank God for Trump !!!
@@sha11235 Oh yeah, we're really collapsing. What fucking nonsense.
@daAnder71 a lot of people haven't gotten the message.........which is.....we're fucked up !!! lol
This man is timeless. The best and most intelligent comedian there was.
so according to George carlin "More people have been killed in the name of God than for any other reason." but he's actually wrong according to encyclopedia of wars of 1,763 wars in human history only 7% were religious in nature the other 93% were all secular.
11:40 Yes! YES! Exactly what I always thought! Back when I was religious and tried my best to understand God. I always find it offensive how people treat an All-knowing All-powerful being like he's their personal buddy or something. And despite the death, poverty and disease all over the world, people ignore all of that and praise God what he's done *for them.* Maybe they were looking for a scholarship and they got it, or there was a massive hurricane that hit a school, 100s of kids died, but their own son survived, Praise be to God!!
It baffles me how narcissistical some people can be and they're not even self-aware of it.
Well said there.
He is dead, but his jokes are still relevant today.
He died and then received a shock.
He dieds? :(
He is Catholic, so at worst he had to hang out cracking jokes in pergatory, until his friends said enough Rosary prayers to Mary most Virgin so he could walk up the mountain and humbly join the winged angels in Heaven.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purgatorio
But being George, he probably just took the express glass casino elevator up the side of the mountain, then just enjoys hanging outside the pearly gates by the door, with Jake & Silent Bob.
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I really wish I could hear him tear Trump a new asshole. That's the one thing I feel I'm missing. Carlin's takedown.
Respect & obedience shouldn’t be automatic, it should be earned
Yeah! Take that, CONFUCIOUS!
It’s both contextual and situational, because Honor Thy Mother and Father shows that these people deserve our obedience and respect because they procreated us, but the question is whether we are going to give or take it; that is choice. Respect and obedience is different for someone who is not related, because the whole saying that, “I will only give you respect if you don’t respect me” is contradictory since respect is deserved to the ones who has the qualities to be respected. Pettiness is not a respectful trait.
@@MrLuna098 You speak from a misunderstanding. The implication is clearly "if you want *special* respect and obedience, you must show you're worthy of it." Most people have a basic respect for others' lives and rights, what people mean when they say "you must earn my respect" is that if *you* expect to be respected so much as to be obeyed, you have to earn that. There is nothing petty about wanting to be treated as equal rather than inferior.
Some people just don't want there to be a God so they can live however they want. Good and evil exist but without a God there is no good and evil. Everyone will go to hell unless they have their sins paid for by Jesus sacrifice. Jesus was the only one that never sinned. Only by accepting Him and converting to christianity can we have eternal life. Read the Bible for yourself because most churches don't teach what the Bible says.
Amos D amen brother
Just discovered George Carlin right now. Legendary.
"If there is a god, may he strike me dead."
Joe rest your soul, George.✝️
God is all-powerful, all-seeing and omnipotent. And he needs to borrow $20.
No *people* need to borrow $20
@@Shadow11237 On his behalf, apparently.
It does not borrow. It keeps. Lol.
@Roland and for very expensive infrastructure apparently.
I think it's 20%
"if churches used half the money they make and the buildings they build and gave them back to the community we'd be alright. Why doesn't God let the ghetto kids stay in the church buildings with gold ceilings and coloured windows. Why does God need a building to talk to me?" - 2 pac
LV Alex Bc in the morning all the gold would be ripped out of the walls.🙄
@@grandmalovesmebest Weird. That thing supposedly murdered people just for peeking into its mystery box. And yet it cannot stop them from vandalising its temples?
100% agree with you. Man made BS to control people and make $$$. I see a gigantic building around every corner designed to control the masses. Did I mention they are tax free too? Their sole objective is to lure the sheep into the buildings and hand them a basket asking for 10% of their income. If they don't comply, they will face bad luck and an eternity in hell. That's how you control the masses and keep them in line. Smh...
well in reallity ZAKKAT(2.5% of month earning collected in 12 months in 1 year) is suppose to given to poor.
Of course that community such as Religious buildings would not spend most of the money on poor.
If they did,there wouldn't be poor.
They instead spend on nice car,clothes.
Qur'an is last relevation.To understand things watch islam
The Church was never a building, the Church is everywhere where are chatolics, in the past the Church was always in someones house and people decided to make a building where everyone can pray to God, you guys need to check about what you're saying before you post something.
The greatest to ever do it! George was the most brilliant comedian I've ever seen. And now, "Joe bless you"!
We miss you George!
More than just a comedian -- a courageous thinker and writer, and an actor -- and the best comedian I've ever seen or heard -- the smartest, the funniest and the best master of the English language among them all.
Ben Broomhall Yes...amen...lol
Couldn’t have said it better... how I WISH HE WERE STILL ALIVE. IMAGINE THE FUN HE WOULD HAVE WITH THIS PRESENT SOCIO-ECONOMIC CLIME AND ALL THE CORRUPT POLITICIANS...BLOWS MY MIND THINKING OF THE THINGS HE’D SAY...
“If you tell people the truth, you better make them laugh or they will kill you” - George Bernard Shaw, or Gloria Steinem, but definitely not shakespeare
Oscar Wilde
You know The Shake yourself?
@@hermanhelmich yeah we smoked a big fatty together yesterday and he told me he never said that. The more you know.
Carlin would be remembered as a man who made us laugh with such style and use of a language that otherwise would be offensive for many - He mastered the way to tackle down the issues being around for centuries if not millenniums - RIP>
So clever & truthful!! George Carlyn is spot on tuth!! Agree'd AND he is missed! Thx for sharing these clips to keep the brain turning & the laughter rollin'!!! 😊😂🤣😂🤭
So George didn't die, he just went into a StarGate?
he has not died , he has ascended !!!!
@@vincenthall706 Carlin would have wanted us to accept that he's dead, this does not mean however that his teachings are obsolete, they are quite the opposite
He's in a garage in Pittsburgh or something
@@vincenthall706 To where?
No, the fear of death made it impossible for him to die. He just passed away :D
By far , the most intelligent comedian out there. The King
He's been dead for quite some time now though
Mike Krcma your point? There’s a lot comedians that are notable, but no one can hold a candle to George other than Richard Pryor and he’s been dead for a long time, too
Seabee156 Louis CK was pretty good but he’s still nowhere near as intelligent or prolific as Carlin.
@James Arnold you mean the kind of stupid that starts shit in the comment section over someone else's opinion.
No other comedian.
And I mean no other has dared crossed the boundaries he has.
Fuck Robert Lee.
Give Carlin a statue.
“Spooky language...SPOOKY LANGUAGE!!!!!”
1:52
I can watch every day
George Carlin the legend
George freed me from religion...after 30 years of having my head filled like a jelly donut, one day while searching for music to listen to, I saw a clip of George, clicked it and it changed me forever...after watching his take on religion, I researched it myself...and it opened my eyes....that was 10 years ago...Been free of the chains ever since. Miss ya George, Thank you so much....
😂
you are my hero mate, thank you for beliving actual evidenc. Science is real beauty my friend, if anybody could be usunderstanding of you, we might have already discovered timetravel :D
He did close of the same for me in a way. I really stopped believing around 10 years old reading the bible. Until I was about 15 years old I was still said I believed in God just had problems with some things. Then around 15 years old I got into Carlin and he made me realize I didn't need to be ashamed for believing in reality and the magical world of science. George is like a prophet to me.
He's changed the way I view a lot of things in life too. Although I was never big into religion after hearing him it all finally clicked as to why I felt that way.
Ron Burgandy this guy likes to make fun of Christianity , but he has zero facts based on anything. There is only one bible , one living God. There have been hundreds of witnesses that saw Jesus in person , hundreds that witnessed miracles. Nothing has ever been disproven out of the Bible.
Man, I miss this guy ...
Me too. He was real.
right there with you! Talk about one of a kind......(I wonder if that would have annoyed him,"talk about...", so we gonna 'talk about' one of a kind? I can just hear him now)
Me too
You mean like you want to hug him or you just like his comedy? It can be both.
Honestly .
6:48 is my favorite- it just sums up how I feel about religion and I wish I could recite it verbatim whenever a religious person tries to force me to “believe”
I tell them that their God is less than an arsehole and their Bible only good for toilet paper.
I love this guy!
''thou shall keep thy religion to thyself''
Tell that to Christians who push it on us 24/7.
Cough cough MORMONS cough
goodwilj If someone had the knowledge to eternal life, you can't call them bad for wanting to share that information. As a matter of fact, it would be selfish if they didn't.
@@goodwilj yet atheist always talk about it
Religion On Trial u believe in satan?
I grew up when George Carlin was at his prime in comedy. I didn't get him back then, but now that I'm older, i really get him. He was a genius.
Joe bless you
"No woman could ever fuck things up quite like this."
Have you seen Sarah Palin?
My prospective is that people believe in god when they ether A are told to and never ask questions, or B have nothing else to look up to or are afraid of the unknown.
I believe it's A and B
I remember when i was a lot younger. The pastor of the church i was attending had a sermon on how the bible was factually proven to be 99% accurate in translation from the the OG Hebrew versions. then i grew up and educated myself. I realized he was either a liar or just a sheep leading a herd of sheep.
Probably a sheep and a liar which is worse.
The blind leading the blind essentially.
@Jason McGlade Are you a service dog if you lead a group of blind people or a car if you stand in a garage? No, because it's based on context. Don't be intentionally dense, it doesn't help anyone understand.
I would've asked him, "Can you tell me the 1% that isn't accurate?"
Basically he's a was a lying creep
Carlin really wasn't a comedian; he was a philosopher and thinker. He made it funny for us, but these are real ideas meant to challenge us to think about stuff we assume are true about life. whether you agree or not with what he says you have to consider his point. comedy is just about being funny, nothing wrong with that, but I just want to point out that guys like George Carlin, Richard Pryor, and even Dave Chapel get pretty deep with some very serious issues and people listen and are affected. The craft of stand up comedy, I think, is greatly underrated as a major driver of social commentary. There should be awards to recognize their contribution in that regard--real awards though, not like oscar or grammy; more like a nobel. just saying.
Don't forget Bill Hicks!
Bill hicks
You should check out Bill Hicks. If you get NETFLIX: www.netflix.com/title/70043231. He will make you laugh and think about everything.
Not really, it was more just common sense. Which is something that most people lack these days
bill hicks too
The best.
George Carlin was a genius.
What an amazing man. Miss him.
I sure don’t lol
@@ahmedkazi9238 because this video hurt your feelings?
One thing's for sure, He's not in heaven.
@@pepper419 for a religious man you sure seem confident enough to know what God's judgment is
Edit: unless you're not religious
Then I can accept the joke
@@ahmedkazi9238 Yet hear you are, keep watching you might learn something 😉
This guy is one of the most intelligent people i have ever seen on screen!
Your not very intelligent you could not have capitalized the I that really bothers me that you are lazy enough to put i.
@@crazyt0wnplays661 yeah no one really cares, Fuck off.
CRAZY T0WN PLAYS “your not very intelligent” read that again dawg..
@@crazyt0wnplays661 You don't even know how to use your vs. you're
not really he just tells you what you want to hear
I've been a Carlin fan since the early 70's - a VERY wise man!!
Socially Impaired Well done! I've seen several "George Carlin on religion" compilations. You guys are best of show! You actually listened and added all the 2's together and got George's 4's. Thanks!
When I read christians telling the world that George has met his creator now, I can't help thinking there's finally some fun up there.
Sad to tell you there is no afterlife. That's just our arrogance on believing that we are so special that we cannot just die. We need to believe that we will continue living.
@@edithdlp8045
Maybe carefully re-read what I wrote? Sometimes I'm slightly subtle ...
We need Carlin back so bad right now.
He would be sued for hurting feelings
Dude his head would explode 🤯
Ask joe pesci for that or ask the sun, maybe who knows
Him and Christopher Hitchens.
Isn't it strange that they passed away just before things got their darkest.
Bill Maher
"Joe Pesci gets things done" 😂😂😂 oh my! This guy is out of this World.
anurag lamichhane "It's amazing what you can accomplish with a simple baseball bat."
I miss George.
He is responsible for many people "waking up" in this world.
I really wish he was still around.
@@BohoStitcher Same here😁.you have a really sweet name Maya.
@@anuraglamichhane1733 thanks very much. 😊
I believe thoroughly in God but listening to Carlin rant about religion is one of life's GREATEST pleasures
"And just like that, overnight I became a sun worshiper, well, not overnight, you can't see the sun at night, but first thing the next morning." Al Bundy at his best.😂😂
We need George Carlin today more than anyone else.
We need this man to kill all those Nazis with his satire
@Evan Coleman the reason why is because in today's society its pure gold for him and his sense of humor I don't know what he will think about Trump being president today but he'll probably tear him a new hole
The reason people believe in believing is because they hate to face the ultimate unknown.
The infinite vacuum of hypocritical stupidity?
Someone,
Better than limited matter that knows it all?
We've gone to abstract, I'm sorry I'm lost here. Im saying the ultimate unknown is how far Hypocrites will go to sound profound despite knowing as little as anyone else and basically repeating the same swill as those who came before them. What are you trying to say?
Work With Nature I totally agree..😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😁😃😃😃😃😃😃😃👍
Funny thing, as an Atheist I'm not afraid to die. Yet, every "Christian" (and I use that term VERY lightly bc I'm not sure I've ever met a real one) clings onto life like they're afraid of dying yet they preach about how great heaven is, to sit at God's feet and worship him all day, yeah, sounds like a real party. If heaven is so great then stop going to doctor's Jesus freaks, just pray when you get sick. That way we all win. You go to heaven, and we get a planet free of war.
Wish this genius was still with us. We need people like George Carlin. BUT THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN! RIP: GEORGE CARLIN.
This man is a goddamned legend.
I don't think the devil would love him either.
GEORGE, YOU"RE NO LONGER WITH US, BUT YOU LEFT US YOUR STUFF...
EddyRaye
Yes he did!! I put his stuff with my stuff 😆
Pam S - WHERE AM I GONNA KEEP MY STUFF ???
EddyRaye
I can clear out a space for your stuff next to mine and George’s stuff😁😂😆. Are u moving in too?? Lmao!
nah your stuff is shit...my shit is stuff lol
@@iiits20 you keep your stuff and smoke your shit...
An absolutely brilliant Human Being who, from school to the military, was thrown out of every organized group he that he became a part of. Simply because he saw that "something was Not Quite Right" and he had the audacity to ask "Why"? Kinda pissed those folks off! George, you made me look at the world through New Eyes ever time I listened to you. Still works today! Thank you for that. And, Boy, do I miss you!!!
Hes died?
@@bigchivo4199 that's why I spoke in past tense. We all die, just a question of when.
@@garygraham2513 No wayy.. bro im 9 my mom never told me this
@@garygraham2513 what happens when we die??
@@bigchivo4199 . Enlightenment. What are you gonna do with the rest of your life?
Finally! Someone who spoke my mind to the letter.
George is definitely the first on my Mt. Rushmore of comedians. A founding father of comedy. Damn I miss him
There's little mystery as to why humans worshipped the Sun. It is the only object that humans cannot look at without receiving immediate pain in return.
Besides looking at your crush with her boyfriend
@@dhavalsolani1111 good one. fuck man hit right in the soul
@@dhavalsolani1111 Fuck you😭😭😭
I wish he was still here to see whats happened since he's been gone.
Even George would be speechless at this cluster f#ck.
We miss you, George--and need you now more than ever!
Imagine being so brainwashed, that you got pissed off to the point where you would dislike a video like this, because you had no arguments against it... I mean, how many of the so far 5.2k people that decided to dislike this video, do you think sat down and objectively contemplated the arguments set forth, and then formulated their own counter-arguments in their heads, and came to the conclusion "this guy is wrong"? And how many of the aforementioned people do you think, simply foamed at the mouth and smashed that dislike button in a furious knee jerk reaction?
@Mustafa Kemal Atatürk Exactly.
@Mustafa Kemal Atatürk Sounds like something I'd post.:-D
Even if you hate this guy, you can't deny that he is a comic genius!
How can u hate him
Thel
Truth tellers are routinely hated.
The only people who hate him are those white racist boys
THEIONIOUS COLTRANE---HES ABSOLUTELY--GREAT,,,!!!!!!!---HES THE-ONE----WHO-SPEAKS--TRUTH!!!!!!!!
@@nataliyabaker9905 AGREE! 2019
I've just made a wonderful discovery: his name is George Carlin.
He rlly likes chaos and disaster
Glad you have. I was lucky enough to have seen him live. The man was a genius!
Congrats but that was his name for 70 or so years, so ok be proud of it if you want.
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Welcome to one of the best comics to have ever lived. Please remember to take a moment to breathe now and then, the show's better when you're not anemic.
Thank you for speaking the truth! I wish there were more like george carlin
He's so clever. I have watched him live, on video, and once on the street in Vegas. He is very very funny. His movements add to the cleverness. His timing is perfect.