George Carlin - Balance the Budget

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  • George Carlin's brilliant idea on how to balance the budget by eliminating prisons...
    RIP George...
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  • @frogboi8166
    @frogboi8166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12858

    The most inspirational TED talk I've ever watched

    • @JohnDoe-dj3lw
      @JohnDoe-dj3lw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      LMAO good one

    • @camt603
      @camt603 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bowie knife Fuckin rights 😂

    • @motanelustelistu
      @motanelustelistu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Bowie knife What is "TED" ?

    • @teresathomley3703
      @teresathomley3703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The best comment I've ever read

    • @motanelustelistu
      @motanelustelistu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@teresathomley3703 Wich one ?

  • @maximturcan1722
    @maximturcan1722 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10170

    This is pretty much how Australia started.

    • @neo2419912
      @neo2419912 8 ปีที่แล้ว +325

      He's right.

    • @squatch545
      @squatch545 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Lol...

    • @turtleboy8827
      @turtleboy8827 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      You dont know much about history do you?

    • @maximturcan1722
      @maximturcan1722 7 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      Stefan Kovacevic wow, way to waste your time responding to me. Turns out you're not too much of a genius yourself.

    • @quizmaster85
      @quizmaster85 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Maxim Turcan I may be from Australia, but I'll pay that!

  • @ianfortuna9385
    @ianfortuna9385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2866

    If George Carlin was still with us today he’d have one of the most successful podcasts of all time.

    • @gangstapenguin2773
      @gangstapenguin2773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      regardless of what one thinks of Joe Rogan, Carlin's JRE episode would be something to see

    • @ianfortuna9385
      @ianfortuna9385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@gangstapenguin2773 got to be something

    • @yusifhuseini
      @yusifhuseini 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      wrong, he would be canceled bcos some ppl are offended.

    • @ianfortuna9385
      @ianfortuna9385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@yusifhuseini wrong!

    • @ianfortuna9385
      @ianfortuna9385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@yusifhuseini you can’t cancel people who fight cancel culture.

  • @niranjannaik8787
    @niranjannaik8787 2 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    Valid, no bullshit, blunt, remorseless and a genius who comes around once in a lifetime. And he always, absolutely always, spoke the truth. We miss you so much George. Rip...

  • @abb5596
    @abb5596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7117

    The more i watch of this guy, the more im convinced he wasnt doing stand up

    • @a2ndopynyn
      @a2ndopynyn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +652

      He was a philosopher with a sense of humor.

    • @Eranell
      @Eranell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      It's funny because it's true.

    • @georgeovia
      @georgeovia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hamza Jay I agree aha

    • @mariogonzalez1540
      @mariogonzalez1540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Me too. He isn't funny. This is more of a motivational speech.

    • @tyronenathan8209
      @tyronenathan8209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      No, not at all. He was always talking his shit.

  • @AnimusPrime87
    @AnimusPrime87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3284

    I love the enthusiastic guy in the crowd responding to him. “That’s me!” “Fuck ‘em!”, “Delaware!”.

    • @genevieverheuban8365
      @genevieverheuban8365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Don’t forget when he said “ rrrr’a”

    • @begirbigger7843
      @begirbigger7843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Where will you put this guy? Utah?

    • @AnimusPrime87
      @AnimusPrime87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@begirbigger7843 He volunteered himself for that group.

    • @KickflipGnasty
      @KickflipGnasty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Hahaha I know I love that guy too. The more I listened to this bit the more I noticed how much he was contributing lol

    • @dant7072
      @dant7072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm guessing it's him doing all the shrieking as well

  • @markmarderosian9657
    @markmarderosian9657 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    It took me awhile to get up to speed with the genius within that ending. He starts off talking about something outlandish for the future and brings it around to the fact that these are the conditions that exist right now.

    • @lukusblack6442
      @lukusblack6442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I suggest you don't read 1984, or watch Idiocracy if you're starting to note similarities with real life.

  • @supersaiyanzero386
    @supersaiyanzero386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The culmination of all of this into "just like now" was one of the best things I've ever heard.

  • @root19733
    @root19733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3715

    "Drug addicts and alcoholics. Not all of them, don't get nervous."
    Oh, thank God. I mean, thank Pesci

    • @riotraverv4518
      @riotraverv4518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Lmao, good one

    • @krmdagger1126
      @krmdagger1126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tell ungbungalo that

    • @shadekiahpops8988
      @shadekiahpops8988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nice, very nice. You are a very funny person. Many would be offended , not me. This genius is not well known in my country South Africa. I wish he was.

    • @randomvswhat5193
      @randomvswhat5193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We get it you smoke weed and drink a six pack before your shift at Wal-Mart, you're so cool and funny!

    • @sean8102
      @sean8102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@randomvswhat5193 And you seem like a fun person to be around...

  • @christophercox8927
    @christophercox8927 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2148

    What a privilege it must have been to see George Carlin live.

    • @woodyanderson922
      @woodyanderson922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I was so lucky. The tour before his last comedy special. He died only 3 or 4 years later.

    • @loutorres2270
      @loutorres2270 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      P-LEASE!!!! WHAT AN UNFUNNY / NO TALENT FUCK!

    • @a2ndopynyn
      @a2ndopynyn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@loutorres2270 What color is the sky in your world, snowflake?

    • @TheGodYouWishYouKnew
      @TheGodYouWishYouKnew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Christopher Cox I saw him on the Life Is Worth Losing tour. It was good but not much better than watching it on HBO.

    • @medicah
      @medicah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lou Torres maybe you don’t find him funny and that’s ok for sure. But to say he has no talent is objectively false

  • @scottmcamis2127
    @scottmcamis2127 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    George is sorely needed today!

    • @scottwade7073
      @scottwade7073 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Agree 👍

    • @Mines00
      @Mines00 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He would simply say, "Told you so."

  • @ElusivEnigma
    @ElusivEnigma 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    His message went over SO MANY HEADS....

  • @hapowoverhere7951
    @hapowoverhere7951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1883

    Is George Carlin’s comedy anyone else’s therapy at a time like this?😞

    • @KeenerDude
      @KeenerDude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      yes.

    • @marcelocaraveo6028
      @marcelocaraveo6028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hapow Over Here man he was right about everything RIP

    • @nikaqavtaradze4443
      @nikaqavtaradze4443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You're not the only one man

    • @hapowoverhere7951
      @hapowoverhere7951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      randy Ladouceur No need to “look it up”. I grew up watching George Carlin on a big wooden box tv on HBO, have seen him twice, and this is not the virus that turns out insides to “liquid shit”. This is a very mild virus that is HIGHLY contagious. Unhealthy people are dying from this. If it was a super virus, healthy and unhealthy people would be dying with the same contagion

    • @goodun2974
      @goodun2974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@hapowoverhere7951 , "unhealthy people" includes a third or more of the (tyoically obese, sedentary, semi-diabetic) American population; and 95% of *grandparents*, which includes my wife and I. I am 62, not obese, mobile, but I had heart surgery a couple months ago. Do I deserve to die? PS, viruses can, and often do, mutate, becoming increasingly virulent as it jumps from host to host; if this one mutates, it could become deadly to people of all ages. Better to isolate ourselves and let it burn out from lack of new victims than to let it continue its course.

  • @TheJay144
    @TheJay144 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2447

    This man was way ahead of his time

    • @MrKenny777
      @MrKenny777 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Jason Great comedians are always highly intelligent. None more so than George Carlin. Bill Mahr is a pale imitation of this man.

    • @michaponka846
      @michaponka846 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Problem is he was only hour and a half ahead ;)

    • @HowlyPhook
      @HowlyPhook 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      J.R. Ewing Bill Burr?

    • @Muscle462Memory
      @Muscle462Memory 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      trouble is, he was only about an hour and a half ahead

    • @jamesmoore9271
      @jamesmoore9271 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      George Carlin was blunt, real, and breathtakingly honest. Bill Burr is an arrogant ginger cunt basket.

  • @betsyveritas1055
    @betsyveritas1055 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I'll always love George Carlin. He was the funniest, most right on comic in the early 70s during the height of the counterculture. He was brilliant & poignant & painfully truthful. He made us laugh at ourselves. I miss him terribly.

    • @DH-xm3hc
      @DH-xm3hc 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Me too✌️ So glad I got to see him for the first time in a suit and tie, with his Military hair cut on the Johnny Carson Show. ✌️❤️🌼

  • @BrandonMinguez
    @BrandonMinguez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    After hearing the news about Patrick Carlin today, it’s time to binge as much George Carlin as possible. RIP to another comedy great.

  • @Clem-Kadiddlehopper
    @Clem-Kadiddlehopper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +967

    "We don't have time for rational solutions!" Great line...

    • @carreviewer6345
      @carreviewer6345 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "You could outlaw religion"

    • @andrina118
      @andrina118 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      And that's just thrown in. Some comics would try to build an entire career off of a few lines from this bit

    • @Flippingtoperfection
      @Flippingtoperfection 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂

  • @schr4nz
    @schr4nz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2135

    Brilliantly layered, he's basically mocking the government for caring about balancing the budget whilst not caring much about its people

    • @TheBaseballGuy9
      @TheBaseballGuy9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      And a terrific critique of the prison industrial complex and private prisons that care less about rehabilitation and more about profits

    • @turbostyler
      @turbostyler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      He's not mocking government, he's mocking society. Our government is a reflection of society.

    • @kevinkieb904
      @kevinkieb904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@turbostyler FACTS!!!

    • @firstandlastswagman269
      @firstandlastswagman269 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      People piss
      All ur faith full

    • @firstandlastswagman269
      @firstandlastswagman269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hammerd

  • @Artiej0hn0
    @Artiej0hn0 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    One of the amazing things about Carlin is that he never let his audience own him. Some really fine and celebrated comedians have fallen into that trap.

    • @godnotavailable2094
      @godnotavailable2094 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      His style is a lot more rehearsed than most. I've heard that he wrote entire specials down word for word and just memorized them. He definitely did not have the time nor the patience for hecklers.

  • @brianm.armstrong70
    @brianm.armstrong70 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    The man was a genius...saying it like it is, and, at the same time, giving us all a laugh at our own expense! Genius!

    • @scottlee9373
      @scottlee9373 ปีที่แล้ว

      Practice Awareness Religiously.

  • @ImOK68
    @ImOK68 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1124

    12 years after his death hes still up to date on current events

    • @sunnysmiles8211
      @sunnysmiles8211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      1000000000%%% absolutely ON POINT

    • @Spongebob0911
      @Spongebob0911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Truth never gets old and has no expiry date ...

    • @lordfogg9728
      @lordfogg9728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Society hasn't changed much...

    • @jerrylee2698
      @jerrylee2698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he was our Plato and jester

    • @thelastword4616
      @thelastword4616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There is nothing new under the sun.

  • @Dezdichado1000
    @Dezdichado1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1525

    Even if we ignore the fact that he was way ahead of his times with his intelligence, humor etc etc, he also had a way with words like no one else ever had.

    • @nimmernomma8830
      @nimmernomma8830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ahhhhh, a way with words

    • @ATFprdepartment
      @ATFprdepartment 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      5:12 exhibit A

    • @thecpmr6276
      @thecpmr6276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      7:41 or the beginning part of life is worth losing are great examples. He'd be a weirdly good poet, I think.

    • @NO-gh4qp
      @NO-gh4qp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      youtube A Modern Man - George Carlin or his first bit off Life Is Worth Losing. Phenomenal spoken word fr

    • @applejacks971
      @applejacks971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      On his 'A Place for my Stuff' album, he literally stated just that. He said "I'm ahead of my time. The problem is, I'm only about 10 minutes ahead" :)

  • @franciscooctavius5957
    @franciscooctavius5957 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I am so lucky to have been able to seen George during his later career. The man was an epic and unrelenting genius. The writing of his specials was and is second to none.

  • @TheeKorovaMilkBar
    @TheeKorovaMilkBar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "The only things you give'em is lethal weapons and live ammunition...."
    "FUCK'EM!!!"
    "So they can communicate in a meaningful way."

  • @silverwindspirit
    @silverwindspirit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2202

    "Everyone will have guns, everyone will have drugs and no one will be in charge. Just like now!"-george carlin.
    Has anything really changed since then?

    • @itookallthenames
      @itookallthenames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      from australia it seems like yes, and the republicans still want to take your drugs and the democrats still want to take your guns!

    • @Gardstyle35
      @Gardstyle35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@finn264 until the first shoots and the paranoid druggies with guns join in

    • @jajupa78
      @jajupa78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Knowone.

    • @twasgracethattaught
      @twasgracethattaught 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No

    • @focusaddiction3460
      @focusaddiction3460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes, too many people are in charge now, they're taking over, everything changed. Carlin, the poor guy, had it good back then and didn't know haha

  • @OMGtheykilledKenny42
    @OMGtheykilledKenny42 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1213

    "Everyone will have guns, everyone will have drugs, and no one will be in charge. Just like now! But at least we'll have a balanced budget." Among GC's best quotes.

    • @MrWalker1000
      @MrWalker1000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      never really understood what he means by this. Because lots of people are in prisons so what does he mean just like now.

    • @sirchris6047
      @sirchris6047 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You mean all of the cops?

    • @dasein9980
      @dasein9980 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      MrWalker1000 perhaps he means we live in a kind of lawless anarchy or perhaps he means the guys with the guns aren't really in charge. For instance, owning guns or being a policeman doesn't automatically make you one of the people in charge, the powers that be. They don't need guns. They have others do their dirty work.

    • @peanutt98
      @peanutt98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Who knew he could have predicted Colorado. Weed is legal everyone has guns. And your budget is busting out the seams... lol!

    • @E.a.Z.S.e.n.T
      @E.a.Z.S.e.n.T 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was looking for a comment with replies on that...at the end when he said that got me wondering what all that had to do with a balance budget.? Can you elaborate that quote and what it meant

  • @flyingleaf8929
    @flyingleaf8929 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    What a great guy he was. Thank you for sharing your talent with us George. Nothing has changed you called out the Truth. R.I.P.

  • @danieljakubik3428
    @danieljakubik3428 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Legendary comedian George Carlin was a master of social commentary comedy.

    • @BA-de4pn
      @BA-de4pn 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He hated liberals. Couldn't be to bad.

  • @KaizokuKevin
    @KaizokuKevin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2156

    Lol carlin just pitches the hunger games

    • @pepperroni2810
      @pepperroni2810 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      battle royale is earlier than this.... it is the inspiration behind the hunger games

    • @sirchris6047
      @sirchris6047 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But not like this

    • @enlightenmentdoesntcomeeas5337
      @enlightenmentdoesntcomeeas5337 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We should do this....

    • @harfast10
      @harfast10 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Escape from New York.

    • @DlcEnergy
      @DlcEnergy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Harfast these bloody kids these days. i'm surprised they didn't say fortnite.

  • @streakydrip8792
    @streakydrip8792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    "We don't have time for rational solutions" I felt that hard.

  • @topsouter
    @topsouter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This Guy was a true Master of Comedy.. took you on a walk with him for every joke and put 'life' in it's place.. loved him.. Ricky Gervais is the only one to come close for me.. raises a glass to George.. cheers!

    • @kenkaplan3654
      @kenkaplan3654 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Gervais who I like has gone off a cliff and likes to provoke without a point. I saw Carlin do that just once.

  • @alexcrawford5350
    @alexcrawford5350 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    “The ones who live out where the buses don’t run.” *“THAT’S MEEE!”*

  • @NoizyBoyUS
    @NoizyBoyUS 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8327

    Anyone else on a george carlin marathon?

    • @rynegreen7902
      @rynegreen7902 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Davidx yes, if only he was alive today so he could take Trump and Hillary a couple of notches

    • @ExploreLearnEnglishWithGeorge
      @ExploreLearnEnglishWithGeorge 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      for 3 days now ;)

    • @drummarr61
      @drummarr61 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Davidx Yep

    • @androidangel787
      @androidangel787 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Davidx Oh yes!

    • @MrJimheeren
      @MrJimheeren 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Davidx me, whole afternoon

  • @SquirrilahFish
    @SquirrilahFish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1686

    “You give em a couple hundred dollars for their inconvenience”
    Covid-19 comes to mind.

    • @miket.220
      @miket.220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      "Just like now!"

    • @automatonm99
      @automatonm99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      More then 200, when are they sending the fourth stimulus btw?

    • @duncanotema
      @duncanotema 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “Stimulus”

    • @saberiandream316
      @saberiandream316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@miket.220 And we don't even have a balanced budget!

    • @C0SMICP0TAT0
      @C0SMICP0TAT0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agreed, the worst symptom of covid was being moved out of the state of Kansas

  • @rustybeskar4664
    @rustybeskar4664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The longer I live, the more that George Carlin’s ideas start to makes sense.

  • @brianblumenreich9026
    @brianblumenreich9026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    George Carlin TRULY KNEW HIS WAY AROUND DIFFERENT SUBJECTS IN HIS STAND-UP ROUTINES!

  • @SirParcifal
    @SirParcifal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2785

    My father introduced me to George Carlin when I was 11 years old. My mom was soooo pissed. While other fathers were taking their daughters to dances and treating them like princesses, my Vietnam Vet dad made me watch George Carlin; John Belusi, Sam Kenison, Richard Pryor, and taught me how to work on my car; paint, clean a pool and mow a lawn. Thank you dad for introducing me to the 2nd greatest man on Earth! RIP POPS

    • @ahpacific
      @ahpacific 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Good dad!

    • @trythinkingforachange4201
      @trythinkingforachange4201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Forget Kinison, the rest were good except Carlin - he was great.

    • @dittokitty85
      @dittokitty85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Likewise but grandpa ww2 instead. Plus rated R movies too lol.🕯

    • @honeygfunkypish8404
      @honeygfunkypish8404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I live your dad

    • @unboy915
      @unboy915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      damn, is you dad Chuck Norris? lol

  • @jaymana2569
    @jaymana2569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1155

    I came for the laughs, I stayed for the Knowledge.

    • @patriotwave3975
      @patriotwave3975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jay Mana I'm 14 and this is deep

    • @barneyblack7944
      @barneyblack7944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@patriotwave3975 doesn't matter how old you are, George speaks volumes to everyone. I'm 22 and going to listening to im old as fuck. Yes its deep. All of his stuff is deep

    • @Tecolote41
      @Tecolote41 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Barney Black Woosh

    • @chrisirving4735
      @chrisirving4735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He was facsinating. Love to listen to him. So intelligent.

    • @lugialover09
      @lugialover09 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@barneyblack7944 I'm 25, and I personally find this kind of material extremely cynical and over the top. Yeah, shit can be fucked at times, but he genuinely painted society like it was some goddamn nightmare. This isn't even comedy really. He just ranted for awhile without making any valid jokes. Contrast this with his earlier work which I actually think is funny.

  • @Unga_Bunga
    @Unga_Bunga 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "We don't have time for rational solutions."
    Hey! That's my whole life in one sentence!

  • @topnotch4564
    @topnotch4564 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Earth was Blessed to have George Carlin, even for just a little while.

  • @davidkarstensen9677
    @davidkarstensen9677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2256

    It's too bad George isn't still alive today. He would be going nuts seeing his prophecies fulfilled

    • @davisnicholas9123
      @davisnicholas9123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      So much material for him

    • @twmax6525
      @twmax6525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      God, I would give my life to make him live forever.

    • @amicloud_yt
      @amicloud_yt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@twmax6525 Why would you curse that upon the man? :c

    • @RevenantCheetosx
      @RevenantCheetosx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Release the Uncle Daves.

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      He would've loved Trump and the Wall St. meltdown that occurred after his death.

  • @karenielsen4713
    @karenielsen4713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4711

    George would have a field day with 2020... “Pandemic you say? About f***ing time!!!” 😂
    Edit: Hey guys! Thanks for all your likes - hope you are safe out there. Peace!

    • @Behemoth9030
      @Behemoth9030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Technically he did predict this shit 🤣

    • @karenielsen4713
      @karenielsen4713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Paul Borst Wow.. Nice fact. I was not aware of that. Anyways.. he is missed sorely 😓

    • @victorywoo
      @victorywoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Paul Borst So you think George wouldn't have done a routine on the pandemic because of how sensitive it could get?

    • @victorywoo
      @victorywoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @Paul Borst I guess we'll just never know for sure. George was a very thoughtful man, yes, but at the same time was ruthless at making fun of everything. And because COVID-19 is a different beast than 9/11, I personally think he would have at least made a joke or two about it, maybe in the way he passingly mentioned 9/11 in 2002. Just a thought though.

    • @EatPezzzz
      @EatPezzzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He did do a bit about a "pandemic" that's later on in this show. Watch the entire thing or search "George Carlin germs".

  • @10rrtyyssx769
    @10rrtyyssx769 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This dude really is a master. Dark comedic and satirical storytelling at its finest

  • @morrismoore1892
    @morrismoore1892 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This man was one of a kind.

  • @krypticunlimited6925
    @krypticunlimited6925 6 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    0:56 "The only thing you give them is lethal weapons and live ammunition-"
    *FucK EM!!*

    • @lickdacat2
      @lickdacat2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      THIS IS A TRULY INCREDIBLE IDEA THAT WOULD BALANCE THE BUDGET QUICKLY WHILE REMOVING THE WORST CRlMlNAL SCUM OF S0ClETY.
      IT WILL CREATE FOUR MOSTLY CH0C0LATE STATES WHICH WILL MAKE A CERTAIN GROUP OF OVERLY PRlVlLEGED "PE0PLE" HAPPY AS HELL.

    • @klutz3955
      @klutz3955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There's another one later on "THATS ME"

    • @alexgreen1559
      @alexgreen1559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lickdacat2 I hope you like Utah...

    • @55187706344
      @55187706344 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexgreen1559 lol

  • @uditbhatia4196
    @uditbhatia4196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    I must have watched this like 200 times in past 10 years and honestly, I think this stand-up deserves a Nobel prize for comedy and writing.

    • @donwilcox728
      @donwilcox728 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I could see reading this in a book and being amazed at the writing.

    • @sandraalegria3439
      @sandraalegria3439 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He his so transparent. The truth .

  • @georgejordan5611
    @georgejordan5611 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Side splitting humor! George Carlin always put me in tears with his comic delivery!

  • @pedroking8202
    @pedroking8202 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    George Carlin is the most under rated comedian of all time for being a genius!!

    • @jerrygoldfarb7739
      @jerrygoldfarb7739 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Under rated? I disagree-any serious critic of people like him put him on Mt. Rushmore-he was a social/cultural critic using stand up as his delivery mechanism-saw a special about him recently and all the comedians without exception rated George as the greatest ever

  • @thatcrystalpie
    @thatcrystalpie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    G: "They gotta go over to Utah."
    Everyone: * laughing *
    that one guy: *dELAWARE!*

    • @JoeyTofMetroMusic
      @JoeyTofMetroMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That one guy was very annoying. He yelled a couple of times during the performance.

    • @omega1575
      @omega1575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      “People who live out where the busses don’t run”
      That one dude: “THATS ME!”

    • @howardOKC
      @howardOKC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @Rental Cyprus sorry, i was that fucking idiot. I love Utah and I don't want my state to be full of maniacs. But my ex is from Delaware.

    • @christopherch
      @christopherch 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@howardOKC ok!

    • @AlexOtto
      @AlexOtto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@howardOKC Ex is from Delaware ahahahaha. Now that makes a lot more sense 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mrgames4people
    @mrgames4people 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1027

    4:41 "The ones who live out where the busses don't run"
    "THATS ME"
    😂

    • @diggitydoo5836
      @diggitydoo5836 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      mrgames4people To be fair, it's because America has no public transport. Almost everyone lives where buses don't run.

    • @bradleycotton3237
      @bradleycotton3237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      mrgames4people Said Bertie to Thomas.

    • @theghost1234100
      @theghost1234100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      David Ullman if you think it is bad in the US then try it here, i can walk faster to school than taking the bus and i have 3,5 miles

    • @dezmonddurham7366
      @dezmonddurham7366 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Off to Utah with you

  • @raylemieux3477
    @raylemieux3477 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Seen him live three times and never a disappointment ❤

  • @dam6075
    @dam6075 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    A man gone too soon, An absolute comedic genius. May you rest in peace and I hope you make God laugh as hard as you made all of us laugh

    • @morbidmanmusic
      @morbidmanmusic ปีที่แล้ว

      You selfish creep. He didn't believe in god and thought you all were stupid. He grew up. Don't inflict your pathetic god on the man when he is dead. He can't defend himself now...

    • @msmaelia1733
      @msmaelia1733 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’mkuj

    • @moonscar119
      @moonscar119 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I left too late. His final 2 years were just awful material. I saw a 2007 show and he openly admitted he realized earlier in the week his material was 90% about death. It wad dark and not funny. And he was all over the place. Not sharp as a tak like he was the year before

  • @B0NY_HAWK
    @B0NY_HAWK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    There will never be another George Carlin. This man was so ahead of his time.

    • @txmale1977
      @txmale1977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Political correctness killed Comedy

    • @CamRebires
      @CamRebires 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      There will never be a time that matches him, that motherfucker was truly larger-than-life

    • @markcarey67
      @markcarey67 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tim Dillon is pretty much the closest as far as contemporary comedians

    • @CamRebires
      @CamRebires 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@markcarey67 dude's never had an original clever thought, he's just a fat kid angry at everything. If Alex Jones didn't read. No comparison to mighty G.

    • @chrislaprise7745
      @chrislaprise7745 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amen Bony!

  • @aristogan
    @aristogan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    Carlin told Playboy in 2005 that he looked forward to an afterlife where he could watch the decline of civilization on a "heavenly CNN."
    "The world is a big theatre-in-the round as far as I'm concerned, and I'd love to watch it spin itself into oblivion," he said. "Tune in and watch the human adventure."

    • @jackvanderpool3417
      @jackvanderpool3417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      George isn't in Heaven

    • @synthwavedreamin2268
      @synthwavedreamin2268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      no hes dead

    • @trythinkingforachange4201
      @trythinkingforachange4201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      There is no heaven Jack. It's all an imaginary story from an ancient book written to control others (like ALL religions)

    • @EC-pl3px
      @EC-pl3px 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That’s religious people belong with the crazies in Utah

    • @EC-pl3px
      @EC-pl3px 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The majority of people are religious today, (stupid). No wonder everyone are slaves.

  • @neverpass04
    @neverpass04 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Carlin’s hypothetical story telling is unmatched

  • @e.foster1284
    @e.foster1284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    OMG. I'd forgotten how funny, and brilliant, he was. Can't imagine what he'd do with today's comedic opportunity!

  • @noddle045
    @noddle045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +832

    “rectangular states are cheaper to fence, saves the taxpayers some money” lmfao. You can tell he’s thought really hard about this lol.

    • @khalilrahme5227
      @khalilrahme5227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He'd been doing this for 40 years or something.

    • @procompsys
      @procompsys 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      If they touch each other and have common borders, yes. For all other cases: Of all rectangles with same circumference, the square covers the greatest area. Taking ALL shapes with same circumference into account, the CIRCLE covers the greatest area!

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@procompsys Hexagons.
      Hexagons are the shape that fences in the largest continuously touching areas with the least circumferences.
      Not squares.

    • @k1ln1k37
      @k1ln1k37 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      More thought than our actual government puts into non-hypothetical engagements lol

    • @michaelbarlow6610
      @michaelbarlow6610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@davidwuhrer6704 . But, as George Carlin would point out, there are no hexagonal-shaped states!

  • @richardbarry04553
    @richardbarry04553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    Somehow George Carlin’s brilliance was such that his words just age like the finest wine - no one knew just how right he was about everything

    • @TheAtkey
      @TheAtkey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      We knew. I think he wants to be said "my job is to remind you of things you forgot to laugh at" or something to that effect couldn't find the exact quote.

    • @kaymedra6665
      @kaymedra6665 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Absolutely!

    • @J5mobile
      @J5mobile ปีที่แล้ว

      If you think about it. He predicted Colorado Now everybody's getting stoned

  • @freindlycannuck1591
    @freindlycannuck1591 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wow not only was he one of the top stand-up comics of his time but shit he could see in the future! Just an amazing man!

  • @dstyKchp
    @dstyKchp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:41 I heard a "that's me!"

  • @volcryndarkstar
    @volcryndarkstar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    4:40 "The ones who live out where the busses don't run." "THAT'S ME!!!" 🤣

    • @cryterion7770
      @cryterion7770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I was hoping somebody in the comments noticed it too 😂

    • @billyboy4797
      @billyboy4797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      same at 1:00

    • @cadlewhitney3276
      @cadlewhitney3276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That guy was annoying

    • @dariushlarijani8083
      @dariushlarijani8083 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cadlewhitney3276 how? this is just comedy.

    • @cadlewhitney3276
      @cadlewhitney3276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dariushlarijani8083 That guy was yelling through his entire set.

  • @capmendonca
    @capmendonca 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    This is how you hear the truth without getting depressed

    • @joechapman2981
      @joechapman2981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly Charles. I get freaked out sometimes hearing this crap on the news

  • @plasmodesma7569
    @plasmodesma7569 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Easily one of the best pieces of stand-up comedy of all time.

  • @blissfulhumanoid9536
    @blissfulhumanoid9536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    One of the greatest comedians of all time!

  • @su-san675
    @su-san675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    "The rapists and molesters - those hopeless romantics..."

    • @spanishinquisition4616
      @spanishinquisition4616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "who are so full of love, they end up getting a lil on ya, usually on your leg."

    • @jstravelers4094
      @jstravelers4094 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The Trumps of the world who get away with everything.

  • @ninearthify
    @ninearthify 9 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    RIP George Carlin. Hero of those who were not born to be mindless consumers.

    • @baayzil97
      @baayzil97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ninearthify so you're a mindful consumer.. good for you 🙂

    • @grandmasterhashmixtapemast910
      @grandmasterhashmixtapemast910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That guy probably has a broken wrist from patting himself on the back so much.

    • @kaptaintrips
      @kaptaintrips 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What guy?

    • @grandmasterhashmixtapemast910
      @grandmasterhashmixtapemast910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "RIP George Carlin. Hero of those who were not born to be mindless consumers". Self-congratulatory as fuck.

    • @yankee2666
      @yankee2666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In other words, you're broke.

  • @honestone490
    @honestone490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I think every US President needs an advisor like George Carlin. Someone who can keep the President well grounded and off kilter at the same time.

  • @justlooking4771
    @justlooking4771 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Holy shit. Watching this in July 2023 and he was spot on!

  • @MayoRopeRusty
    @MayoRopeRusty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    the world is at a loss without this philosopher !

  • @Equitay
    @Equitay 8 ปีที่แล้ว +871

    4:45 "The ones out where the buses don't run.." "Thats me!" Hahahah

    • @Mazaroth
      @Mazaroth 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      +Equitay That guy is fucking awesome, he keeps yelling the loudest all the time on this show :D

    • @Equitay
      @Equitay 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He is hilarious. Sitting beside him would have been great XD Mazaroth

    • @russellwalker3830
      @russellwalker3830 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A unique insight into the mind of a heckler. Please continue.

    • @guikirsch9758
      @guikirsch9758 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A few seconds later some other dude made some hilarious noise

    • @Furykidxxx
      @Furykidxxx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The case when the hecklers can actually be funny! :D

  • @davegreenlaw5654
    @davegreenlaw5654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I was laughing so hard that I was in tears. Miss his comedy genius.

  • @bdr5150
    @bdr5150 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    One of the true kings of comedy!! He was awesome!!

  • @hazelXin223
    @hazelXin223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "The ones who live out where the buses don't run. "
    "THAT'S ME!!"

  • @Isaac0110
    @Isaac0110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    4:43 Did anyone notice someone yell "that's me." When he talked about crazy people?

    • @haydengroover590
      @haydengroover590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Came down here to see if anyone else did lol

    • @Murderbation
      @Murderbation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This was back when people weren't offended if they were made fun of 😂

    • @brienmaybe.4415
      @brienmaybe.4415 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was wearing a bugs bunny outfit during this taping.

  • @CharlesButler1
    @CharlesButler1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This man is the greatest of all time at his craft.

  • @jonerrek7806
    @jonerrek7806 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I still remember Carlin on the Ed Sullivan show. I was in high school. He came on stage as the Hippie Dippie Weather Man. I was glued to every word he uttered. Absolutely cracked me up and I have been a fan ever since.

    • @pearlschoice1988
      @pearlschoice1988 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same here! Al Sleet, the hippy dippy weather man. 😬🥳😂

  • @UnderTheTableGremlin
    @UnderTheTableGremlin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    “Next, drug addicts and alcoholics.”
    *The Gang Goes to Colorado*

    • @KarlMySuitcase
      @KarlMySuitcase 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I mean trees? Everywhere trees? What the hell is this place?

    • @louispride7695
      @louispride7695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Iasip?

  • @davethelong5093
    @davethelong5093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I love the guy who shouted "That's me!" when George started talking about the crazy people

  • @furiousgently2960
    @furiousgently2960 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    You are the greatest George!......RIP! ❤

  • @erikahentschke5208
    @erikahentschke5208 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    So astute, so memorable, wonderful ideas, sadly missed.

  • @SupaBlank
    @SupaBlank 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1244

    Ha holy shit Carlin predicted reality TV and colorado as a drug state, lookout naustrodamous

    • @goaway8871
      @goaway8871 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Not hard to predict "reality TV" when Survivor was already on the air, and MTVs Real World had been around for over a decade.

    • @SuperSaltydog77
      @SuperSaltydog77 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mrcannfodder,smoking weed IS the zombie apocolypse

    • @b.a2921
      @b.a2921 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      John Denver

    • @SupaBlank
      @SupaBlank 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Go Away
      holy shit your right, i forgot about those trainwrecks.

    • @5secondstudio771
      @5secondstudio771 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Actually he was parodying a Kurt Russell movie.

  • @davidmcmichael8843
    @davidmcmichael8843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    George Carlin was a true gift to humanity, and this is my favorite bit by him. 😂🤣😂

    • @tomh3652
      @tomh3652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My favorite is a list of people that outta be killed. It is funny as hell.

    • @niranjannaik8787
      @niranjannaik8787 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh... You Are so right

    • @niranjannaik8787
      @niranjannaik8787 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Absolutely

  • @francispeltonen3772
    @francispeltonen3772 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    A true comedic genius. I miss this guy. Ninety nine percent of the comics today couldn't hold a Candle to him.❤

  • @michellevuong4877
    @michellevuong4877 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    One of the best comedians

  • @taleleny5999
    @taleleny5999 7 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Back when George was listened to, no one was in charge...Just like now.

    • @tysonromaniuk7674
      @tysonromaniuk7674 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tale Leny he didn't really fall out of the public eye. he died

    • @taleleny5999
      @taleleny5999 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tyson Romaniuk He's not dead, look at how many views these George Carlin videos receive, he's live-er than ever.

    • @tysonromaniuk7674
      @tysonromaniuk7674 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tale Leny he passed away june 22 2008

    • @taleleny5999
      @taleleny5999 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Tyson Romaniuk And yet he's still living. Look at the views.

    • @jonsnor4313
      @jonsnor4313 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      .. just like now, best quote.

  • @anamericanpatriot1026
    @anamericanpatriot1026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    George: "The ones who live out where the buses dont run."
    Some dude: "THAT'S ME!!"

  • @BDBrawler77
    @BDBrawler77 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is the best special he ever produced as far as I'm concerned that I love this one

  • @gandalfthegray7349
    @gandalfthegray7349 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love the "THAT'S ME!" from an audience member at 4:44, when Carlin is talking about Maniacs.

  • @bluerox3
    @bluerox3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    You know he basically describes Black Friday lines.

    • @bubbastill2040
      @bubbastill2040 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You just made me laugh out loud in April !

  • @ryanolink5054
    @ryanolink5054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    If he was still alive his Twitter account would be the most famous account ever I love it😭

    • @ericbarkewitz7586
      @ericbarkewitz7586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      He wouldn't have a Twitter account

    • @27jerry27
      @27jerry27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Twitter wouldn't allow that...lol

    • @theflipper404
      @theflipper404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @ProteusXF nah I don't think they would cancel him, he was actually pretty liberal lol.

    • @jaidendeprez1842
      @jaidendeprez1842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wbt John Lennon?

    • @anormalguy511
      @anormalguy511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@theflipper404
      He wasn't even liberal he was pretty close to being a communist. His views were really close to the likes of Noam Chomsky

  • @rockroll3065
    @rockroll3065 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    George Carlin: Maniacs, the ones that live out where the buses don’t go
    Some random guy in the audience: That’s Me!

  • @mojojim6458
    @mojojim6458 6 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    You move everybody out of Kansas. You give them a couple hundred dollars for the inconvenience. Brilliant.

  • @halimahjedani7477
    @halimahjedani7477 8 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    how strangely prophetic bout Colorado... ;-)

    • @TRVBAL
      @TRVBAL 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I was thinking the same thing!!!

    • @peteroz7332
      @peteroz7332 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Not prophetic => they watched his show and said 'good idea, why not, let's try it'

    • @rtaha93
      @rtaha93 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      7

    • @kylealexander7893
      @kylealexander7893 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Halimah Jedani hahaha I know right?

    • @georgedoty-williams2085
      @georgedoty-williams2085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But Colorado is quite decent and beautiful... take Nebraska instead

  • @JadeB628
    @JadeB628 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I definitely support his plan. today more than ever before.

  • @wingsoffiergirl1279
    @wingsoffiergirl1279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    George was ahead of his time. Boy would he have endless material today and nothing was taboo.

  • @tarikay93
    @tarikay93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    "You could outlaw religion and most of these sex crimes would disappear in a couple of generations, but we don't have time for rational solutions."
    I don't think people realize just how deep that sentence is.

    • @LexicalNoScope
      @LexicalNoScope 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      We could be just like North Korea 🇰🇵👍🏼

    • @cmecu_seemeseeyou9330
      @cmecu_seemeseeyou9330 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Thats kind of silly because most sex crimes dont happen in religious circles. Many times the sex offenses are from the people who are closest to you, not someone who was already busted for something. Its normally a brother, a dad, a uncle , a grandfather, your best friend or neighbor.. those are the people to be weary of..

    • @sadhu7191
      @sadhu7191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Usually the whole family goes to church

    • @cmecu_seemeseeyou9330
      @cmecu_seemeseeyou9330 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Spoiled Hu dikkat hai???? Yes really. Its not something I made, it is statisitcs, atleast for America. I cant speak for other countries. But here, its always someone close to the family, the victim knew the abuser, which most of the time is a family member. Not some person on some registry in the neighborhood.

    • @frankvonfrauner
      @frankvonfrauner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      We're trying that right now, and it's not working, unfortunately.
      Instead of believing in a magical man in the sky, they believe their gender and sexuality is so unique and special that they desperately need children to validate them.
      No religion, no rules, no boundaries, the result is kids being desperately confused about everything and being convinced that the only path to salvation is through self-mutilation and sterilization.

  • @natepark2973
    @natepark2973 8 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    "A lot of tattoos, a lot of teeth broken off at the gumline. The True face of America."
    LMAO

  • @Markkaiseriii
    @Markkaiseriii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    God this might have to be my favorite Carlin bit.

  • @chocolatefrogs1992
    @chocolatefrogs1992 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Prophetic! One of the greatest natural stand up comics ever

  • @Mad9977
    @Mad9977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    "...predators, degenerates, crackheads and fruitcakes..." lmao 😂

    • @purplekitkatemily
      @purplekitkatemily 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      2019 in a nutshell

    • @lickdacat2
      @lickdacat2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      THIS IS A TRULY INCREDIBLE IDEA THAT WOULD BALANCE THE BUDGET QUICKLY WHILE REMOVING THE WORST CRlMlNAL SCUM OF S0ClETY.
      IT WILL CREATE FOUR MOSTLY CH0C0LATE STATES WHICH WILL MAKE A CERTAIN GROUP OF OVERLY PRlVlLEGED "PE0PLE" HAPPY AS HELL.

    • @joemarshall4226
      @joemarshall4226 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Didn't Geprge had an addiction problem with cocaine? Maybe he should go and be their entertainment....

    • @theultimatebro9278
      @theultimatebro9278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lickdacat2 someone stick this guy in Utah

    • @Xyx524
      @Xyx524 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Woooohhhh ahaha