Palpatine's Possible Secret Lover - Sly Moore [Legends]

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  • @TheLoreMasterYT
    @TheLoreMasterYT  7 ปีที่แล้ว +1065

    I know I'm opening up the Cringe gates with this one, but what do you think the dark joke was that Palpatine and Sly Moore were laughing at during the Opera scene? I'll heart the ones that I genuinely find funny ;)

    • @fortheenclave4596
      @fortheenclave4596 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      fact free good vid man you are a good youtuber

    • @WebSlingerProductionsofficial
      @WebSlingerProductionsofficial 7 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      Palpatine:Jedi Order...
      Both starts laughing.

    • @beyond5044
      @beyond5044 7 ปีที่แล้ว +334

      Fact Free probably laughing at how naive and easily manipulated Anakin was.

    • @maximdebusschere5334
      @maximdebusschere5334 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Fact Free THEY had A relation on my toughts

    • @Louthanjen
      @Louthanjen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Fact Free palps:and than the Jedi all die to rancors
      sly and palps: ha ha ha ha ha ha!

  • @grant9589
    @grant9589 6 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    Palpatine: "A Geonosian, a Wookiee, and a Neimoidian fall off of a cliff to see who lands first."
    Sly Moore: "Who won?"
    Palpatine: "Society."

  • @obi-wankenobi3426
    @obi-wankenobi3426 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1027

    What if Palpatine accidentally executed order 65?
    "Commander Cody, the time has come... Execute order 65!"
    "Will be done my Lord."
    "OH SHIT NO! I MEANT ORDER 66! 66!"
    *Clones burst into office*
    "It's treaso..." *Gets blasted 10 million times*

    • @rumor-936
      @rumor-936 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      LOL i can imagine that, General Kenobi.

    • @SkylierShepard
      @SkylierShepard 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Obi-Wan Kenobi stay with me I want to be alone when that ever happens

    • @Cipher_Nine
      @Cipher_Nine 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It's treason yet.

    • @phoenixfritzinger9185
      @phoenixfritzinger9185 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      they probably executed order 69 together

    • @RLutin
      @RLutin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      General Irony !

  • @geonet3965
    @geonet3965 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1160

    When Palpatine is alone he executes Order 66
    When Palpatine is with her, they execute Order 69

  • @erinv1232
    @erinv1232 7 ปีที่แล้ว +828

    So..... Palpatine still used his loved one as a pawn to achieve his goals. As I expected.

    • @Pacbandit13
      @Pacbandit13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Darth Stalker all is going according to plan

    • @erinv1232
      @erinv1232 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Hungry Destroyer He was able to manipulate a war from both sides so I'm guess he could do the same to individuals😂

    • @LeeEverett1
      @LeeEverett1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      She wasn't manipulated though like the others, she actually saw his vision and wanted to help.

    • @dillonb5317
      @dillonb5317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "... you are to see every being, as nothing more but a tool to elevate yourself" idk if thats word for word right, but that's the essence of what Sidious was taught by his master

    • @davids1051
      @davids1051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I don’t consider characters pawn if they were still powerful after the empire was created, like mas ameda and sly moore

  • @emperorpalpatine3161
    @emperorpalpatine3161 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1589

    Sly Moore is EXTRA THICC under those robes

  • @brickstarmaniacs4682
    @brickstarmaniacs4682 7 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    They were laughing because Palpatine said ,,Do it!".

    • @Overlord99762
      @Overlord99762 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      ''Then Dooku was looking at him like ''No pls'' and I sadi ''DEW EET'' and he killed Dooku''

    • @tHeWasTeDYouTh
      @tHeWasTeDYouTh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      holy shit i am laughing to death

    • @kokeech
      @kokeech 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      D e w I t

  • @anonymouspotato1082
    @anonymouspotato1082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    « He treated her as if she were his own daughter »
    Looks at title
    Me: Um........ okay then.

    • @seamussmyth1928
      @seamussmyth1928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hey don't judge Sheev man!

    • @marcosgalvis3498
      @marcosgalvis3498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Dark lord of the Sith, you can get to do anything.

    • @seamussmyth1928
      @seamussmyth1928 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@marcosgalvis3498 like be texan?

    • @marcosgalvis3498
      @marcosgalvis3498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@seamussmyth1928 yeah why not

    • @joesuchy1157
      @joesuchy1157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@seamussmyth1928 he kidnapped her as a child so it’s a little screwed

  • @Joni_Tarvainen
    @Joni_Tarvainen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    Why not? I mean Sith code does embrace passion.

    • @SatansFire
      @SatansFire 7 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Might as well embrace your inner selfish desires

    • @gogolometro235
      @gogolometro235 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yes, you too satan

    • @gogolometro235
      @gogolometro235 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Joni Tarvainen i waited my hole life to say that

    • @jenniferbrewer5370
      @jenniferbrewer5370 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Sith need love too.

    • @communistmedia564
      @communistmedia564 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      yeah but palpatine didnt really follow the sith code

  • @devilhancore
    @devilhancore 7 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    I mean... Palpatine strikes me as a total player so I reckon Sly was just one of his side girls.

    • @TheKvltSith
      @TheKvltSith 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      nikanA reklawykS She was my bitch

    • @MrCouchmen
      @MrCouchmen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      50 ways of Palpatine

    • @kamrudjacobson4438
      @kamrudjacobson4438 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      In EU he actually did have a rotating cast of mistresses

    • @vladtheimpaler9577
      @vladtheimpaler9577 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I doubt someone like him would have any interest in side girls

    • @levifontaine8186
      @levifontaine8186 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He was a player alright.

  • @RoderickR07
    @RoderickR07 7 ปีที่แล้ว +881

    Galactic Celebrity News: Is Emperor Palpatine and Sly Moore a couple?

    • @TheKvltSith
      @TheKvltSith 7 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      roderickuw Is Palpatine really the Senate? Recent studies show yes.

    • @yeah-hp7eb
      @yeah-hp7eb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Emperor Palpatine damn

    • @SkylierShepard
      @SkylierShepard 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      this just in Grand Master Jedi Luke Skywalker and his fiance Mara Jade are officially parents their new son Ben Skywalker is going to be a prodigy of the Jedi Order and a great influence to many more generations to come in unrelated news finally got a haircut to impress his daughter Gina

    • @dotdot8614
      @dotdot8614 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      LAST MINUTE: Naboo's sea has been attacked by the sand people, and now every part of the sea is covered in sand.
      Here some opinions about the locals and visitants:
      Jar Jar Binks: Oh no! Misa home has been drownsa in sand!
      Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand, its coarse and rough and irritating, and now is everywhere

    • @vocalcalibration8033
      @vocalcalibration8033 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Darth Vader a father? Reports of the mysterious empirical enforcer having a son. May or may not be the Joker.

  • @__.cat.__
    @__.cat.__ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    Even Palpatine has a girlfriend💞

    • @anotherrandomtexan25
      @anotherrandomtexan25 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      cookeycat ikr :'( 💔
      #4evahalone

    • @lukemorosini4
      @lukemorosini4 7 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      That moment when Palpatine has a gf and you don't.

    • @Barrilyn
      @Barrilyn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      cookeycat but a horrible one

    • @Barrilyn
      @Barrilyn 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yankee Fan101 Yeah haha

    • @iamtotallynotanenemyspy1200
      @iamtotallynotanenemyspy1200 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Sheev Palpatine has a Girlfriend and I still dont. :(

  • @imperialraider3955
    @imperialraider3955 7 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Sly Moore and Palpatine were probably laughing at him manipulating Anikin before he walked in

    • @donar7724
      @donar7724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hahaha shhh shhh hes coming

  • @Pesanga7077
    @Pesanga7077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Sly Moore: Hey Palpatine, what do you call a bounty hunter who doesn’t use his head?
    Palpatine: I don’t know Sly, what do you call a bounty hunter who doesn’t use his head?
    Sly Moore: Jango Fett

  • @gianfrancotoledo4758
    @gianfrancotoledo4758 7 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    When Palpatine has a girlfriend and you don't 😂😂

    • @lukesteel2028
      @lukesteel2028 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

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    • @vitosantiagoeditz3
      @vitosantiagoeditz3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @vitosantiagoeditz3
      @vitosantiagoeditz3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hahaha!!!!!!!!!

    • @anotheraccount7190
      @anotheraccount7190 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No bitches?

    • @ericschuller908
      @ericschuller908 ปีที่แล้ว

      His forehead has more wrinkles than my scrotum after a cold shower.

  • @babyjiren9676
    @babyjiren9676 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1032

    Still a better love story than Twilight.

  • @MaxsonAtTheFort
    @MaxsonAtTheFort 7 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    I can imagine him saying: "Good, good, let my seed flow through you...."

    • @jimboonie9885
      @jimboonie9885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fuck 🤣

    • @KombatW0mbat
      @KombatW0mbat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jimboonie9885 that’s exactly what they did

  • @BarterTom
    @BarterTom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    I’m guessing she was Rey’s grandmother.

    • @BarterTom
      @BarterTom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Flaprise 1337 Evidence?

    • @darthrevanthedestroyer9003
      @darthrevanthedestroyer9003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      BarterTom apparently she is

    • @BarterTom
      @BarterTom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      To be fair, Palpatine got around a LOT!

    • @user-kc5yo9xk3v
      @user-kc5yo9xk3v 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      No, Papa Palps once said "I love democracy" and "I love the Republic", therefore it's only reasonable to assume Rey's grandmother was either one of the two!!!!!

    • @Sebastianator01
      @Sebastianator01 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why do you say that

  • @NipsnTips1099
    @NipsnTips1099 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1116

    Why do the Umbarans look like cancer victims?

    • @slothenthusiast5422
      @slothenthusiast5422 7 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      That are also albino

    • @magrnror-4329
      @magrnror-4329 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      OOM-9 Droid
      omg then cancer is evolution
      but not everyone can withstand so much cancer,most of em die
      the survivors turns in umbarans.
      the truth is now exposed...
      *OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEP PEOPLES*

    • @seby826
      @seby826 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      or the creatures from "I Am Legend"

    • @spadesofpaintstudios1719
      @spadesofpaintstudios1719 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sebastien Napoleon agreed

    • @harrisonpoland8081
      @harrisonpoland8081 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I know and why are they so dark to

  • @aparzoo
    @aparzoo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    pls never make me think about Palpatine naked ever again kthxbai

    • @noahbragg0118
      @noahbragg0118 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why the H.E double hockey sticks are you thinking of him naked?!?!?!

    • @GraveAnteater
      @GraveAnteater 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Robot Chicken

    • @anonymouspotato1082
      @anonymouspotato1082 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Noah Bragg011 it was in a comic.

  • @Irose_YTBE
    @Irose_YTBE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    So Palpatine got to keep his girlfriend but Anakin couldn't keep his wife? Palpatine scandalous

  • @comradekenobi8146
    @comradekenobi8146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Their relationship was based around mutual narcissism. That is, they both loved themselves more than anybody else. They saw themselves in each other, and that self-love was reflected off of one another.

  • @skizzlechizzle
    @skizzlechizzle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    What if the Jedi stayed out of the Clone Wars?

    • @larry-three8225
      @larry-three8225 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      NuclearShortcut That scenario reminded me of the Mandalorian War.

    • @inception_bwah1218
      @inception_bwah1218 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It would literally be the premise of KOTOR. Anakin would lead a group of jedi against the council's wishes. I can imagine quinlan vos going as well, and obviously ahsoka tano assuming she was still assigned to anakin in this timeline). Anakin and Vos would both fall to the dark side as revan and malak fell (I can imagine palpatine using the death of ahsoka to catalyse this) and the death of ventress (assuming vos still falls in love with her in this timeline) to catalyse vos's fall. but sideous would do this in a way that anakin and quinlan vos would blame eachother and dual, with palpatine training the survivor (almost certainly going to be anakin) as his apprentice. with no involvement in the clone wars the jedi wouldn't be spread throughout the galaxy and instead would still be concentrated in the jedi temple. after winning the war by slaughtering the separatist high council on mustafar, anakin would return to coruscant as a hero in the public's eyes with the grand army of the republic with him. on sideous's orders he would send word ahead to the jedi council that he regretted disobeying them and would surrender to them upon return to coruscant for trial. basically every jedi would want to witness the trial of the chosen one so we can assume that all but all of the order would be present for this. but instead of returning with open arms anakin would march into the temple with an army to execute order 66. most of the order would fall and the battle would culminate with a dual between obi wan and anakin through the halls of the temple, a dual which obi wan would win, wounding anakin and leaving him for dead before escaping with yoda thanks to the assistance of bail organa. padme would die in childbirth for the same reason she did in the original timeline, anakin would be forced into a life support suit for the rest of his life and palpatine would villainize the jedi in the eyes of the public as they were supposed to keep the galaxy safe yet allowed civil war to engulf it, and create the empire out of the ruins of the war torn galaxy. thus the events of the original trilogy are not changed at all.

    • @poiuytrewq11422
      @poiuytrewq11422 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Inception_Bwah Boom.

    • @wizard680
      @wizard680 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      UnusedTV palpatine would just say that the Jedi are cowards for not fighting in a war they started

    • @skizzlechizzle
      @skizzlechizzle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wizard680 They wouldn't fully be out of the war. They would go for Dooku and Sidious with very little help of the Republic.

  • @liquidoxygen819
    @liquidoxygen819 7 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    1) Why didn’t the Chancellor’s Red Guards intervene when Mace and the Jedi Masters drew their lightsabers on him?
    2) Did any Jedi survive the initial assault of Order 66 long enough to capture and interrogate individual clones about why they suddenly turned? If so, were the clones and Jedi able to realize that the Chancellor’s claims of a Jedi takeover of the senate were unfounded?
    3) Did the Separatist council on Mustafar know that Order 66 had taken place, since they were watching the progress of various battles on the holotables? If so, what were their reactions? Did they issue any statements to the Republic?

    • @_cloudiiskxy_158
      @_cloudiiskxy_158 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lukas Danford A lot of these questions, I would love to have answered.

    • @HastaLaPasta6
      @HastaLaPasta6 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      1) I think that Palpatine's goal was not to beat the jedi who attacked him in that situation before Anakin arrived, since that's what ultimately corrupted him to the dark side.
      2) The "chip" planted on the clone troopers' brains doesn't allow them to consider it "unfounded", and they would probably just consider the Jedi who's interrogate them a traitor of the republic (and the new galactic empire).
      3) I'm pretty sure that Sidious directly tells them that the "war's over" so they knew about the jedi order's fall, but they didn't know Sidious' true identity.

    • @traveel9409
      @traveel9409 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lukas Danford good point on #1

    • @ambokilemartin5931
      @ambokilemartin5931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Liquid Oxygen, YODA knocked them niggas out!!!!

    • @Oh_well339
      @Oh_well339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Answer to number 2: A'sharad Hett did, cornered a clone and asked him himself.

  • @MrCouchmen
    @MrCouchmen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Palpi and Sly are sleeping in his office bed. Holocron starts to buzz. Sly wakes up: Who is calling in this hour? We have a day off. Palpi looks on holocron: Its the Senate, I gotta go.

    • @lordmaul9927
      @lordmaul9927 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      MrCouchmen but he is the senate

  • @noahscheibmeir5842
    @noahscheibmeir5842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    This has become strangely relevant of late.

  • @christopherspaulding9283
    @christopherspaulding9283 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    It makes you realize how warped a person had to be to ever want to "Do it!" with Palpatine!

    • @chrismc410
      @chrismc410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "Want" might not have had anything to do with it. I doubt Palpatine isn't above raping someone to get what he wants.

  • @thesandwich5321
    @thesandwich5321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Shiat, after Rise of Skywalker this relationship is probably canon...

  • @TheKvltSith
    @TheKvltSith 7 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    How the hell did you find out about this? Did Jar Jar tell you this?

    • @apathetichumanoid2891
      @apathetichumanoid2891 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Emperor Palpatine You should have *cough cough cough cough cough* killed him my lord

    • @Kristopher2022
      @Kristopher2022 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How are you doing my lord

    • @TheKvltSith
      @TheKvltSith 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      gooooood

    • @Kristopher2022
      @Kristopher2022 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Emperor Palpatine how goes the war

    • @randycheow5311
      @randycheow5311 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The senate and sand told us old fool

  • @chevywoods6084
    @chevywoods6084 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Sly Moore, do you take Senate to be your lawfully wedded husband

  • @kusaiashionamete220
    @kusaiashionamete220 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    2:18 *50 Shades of Sith*

  • @jimsparro
    @jimsparro 7 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    even hitler had someone so i see no reason that palpatine wouldnt

    • @nilsd4899
      @nilsd4899 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Darth Sidious That's true.

    • @zuriach1321
      @zuriach1321 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Hitler was a fanatic, who in the end of the day believed that his actions served the greater good.
      Sidious is a sadistic psychopath who delibrately manipulates everyone around him, and in the end of the day only serve himself.
      Also, While Hitler had a wife, even he distanced himself from her as he saw his work to be more important. as he refused to marry her because he was "already married to germany"

    • @mikeb.46
      @mikeb.46 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Zürich So which is more insane in your opinion? A psychopath or a murderer who believes his actions are for the greater good?

    • @theempiredidnothingwrong3227
      @theempiredidnothingwrong3227 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mike B. You could answer that either way honestly.

    • @bateli9733
      @bateli9733 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Palpatine is way more evil than hitler, I mean he destroyed a entire planet!

  • @TheEntorm
    @TheEntorm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Palpatine: So then I was like DEW IT and then Count looked at me like how Obi-Wan looks at the low ground
    His girl: HAHAHAHAHAHA LOW GROUND I GET IT LOL

  • @calebbuck6767
    @calebbuck6767 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Palpatine's real lover...his ego

    • @LAV-III
      @LAV-III 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      GeneralGreivous66 no general your not suppose To know this but it is actually his UNLIMITED POWA !!!!

  • @mev9098
    @mev9098 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    palpatine edge lord of the sith

    • @DefecTec
      @DefecTec 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mev nah that’s Kylo ren

  • @monstermanalex1313
    @monstermanalex1313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Sly to Palpatine: "I'm pregnant."
    * laughter *

  • @just0dab0ssxd
    @just0dab0ssxd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Palpamoore or Slypatine ?

    • @darkdreamer871
      @darkdreamer871 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      could also be sleev

    • @hockeyking30
      @hockeyking30 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      SLYTINE

    • @Haha-fx7ig
      @Haha-fx7ig 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      darkdreamer871 -no because Palpatine’s real name is Sheev. To close

    • @Polkaknot
      @Polkaknot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shmoore

  • @darthsidious7483
    @darthsidious7483 7 ปีที่แล้ว +720

    Heh

    • @Barrilyn
      @Barrilyn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Darth Sidious Bad taste eh

    • @TheKvltSith
      @TheKvltSith 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Darth Sidious I am the Senate

    • @ig-8869
      @ig-8869 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Darth Sidious Sheee is ugly man

    • @meeper46
      @meeper46 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      IG- 88 ikr

    • @masonp3364
      @masonp3364 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      69 likes, someone save me.

  • @Mr.LaughingDuck
    @Mr.LaughingDuck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Honestly the whole "Rey, Palps is your grandpappy!" makes this legends plotline considerably less cringeworthy.

    • @jmann6130
      @jmann6130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      looks like Sly trying to bore her masters heir back fired big time

  • @jackwilliams8844
    @jackwilliams8844 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I thought it said Sy Snoodles for a second!!!

  • @sirloinofice
    @sirloinofice 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    TRILOPS!?!?! HE NAMED HIS SON TRILOPS!?!?!

    • @prestonjones1653
      @prestonjones1653 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      sirloinofice The kid has three eyes.

    • @jenniferbrewer5370
      @jenniferbrewer5370 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Could be worse; have you ever heard of the boy named Sue?

  • @mitchellhayward6492
    @mitchellhayward6492 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    It seems like a very interesting relationship for sure. Despite Palpatine and what we know of him, I kind of like the idea that he had a romantic relationship with her, and genuinely loved her. But at the same time, if she ever became an obstacle to his goals, he would nonetheless dispose of her like everyone else, and efficiently too.
    And as much as Palpatine would hate it he's still find a way to enjoy carrying out the act in typical Palpatine fashion. Looking on the "dark side" of the situation, if you will.
    Actually, that scenario sounds like a tragic/psychopath's love story. Moore becomes a liability and Palpatine attempts to dispose of her personally, and fatally wounds her. But because of their love for each other, and their mutual dark nature, she'd encourage him to enjoy the act of killing her and slowly taking her life
    Also, on an unrelated note, I think I can picture an Umbaran counterpart of Romeo & Juliet.
    Also, if she were still around after Palpatine's death, I wonder how she would have reacted to it, and how she would have carried on without him in this case.

  • @EmporerOfMankind40k
    @EmporerOfMankind40k 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I think the dark joke here is that Palpatine was an abused youth and as his lust for power grew he used his friends and sith apprentices as pawns even to the point of abusing and torturing his apprentices in sadistic ways to inflict the same torment he felt growing up. I think Sly Moore was a partial pawn though with her death he carried on the abuse to the point of abusing his own son into slavery.

  • @DefaultName-du3kr
    @DefaultName-du3kr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Palpatine was a sociopath, if he had any feelings, they would have been superficial.

    • @morgantollhall
      @morgantollhall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He seemed manipulative, ruthless, charming, intelligent, very short on empathy, a powerful politician, ambituous, he didn't seem like an emotional person except for some fortuitously timed (for him) anger outbursts..A psychopath wouldn't be a bad guess.

    • @conordarken1778
      @conordarken1778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sexual desire can still exist

    • @cl5470
      @cl5470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He was affectionate towards her because he basically raised her and molded her into an extension of himself. He would have loved in her the things he believed were reflections of his own talents and powers. Sociopaths can have selective empathy. They are also not immune to the chemical effects of infatuation on the brain. He could truly believe he loved someone, though the emotions would indeed be shallow. One of the downfalls of sociopathy is the inability to self reflect, so he would be unaware of it. Infatuation fits right in with the Sith concept of passion, so I can see him fully giving into his passions with Sly. It was hardly romantic though. She was never more than a prized possession to him and he would have gotten over her death very easily.

  • @tabristony4578
    @tabristony4578 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    There must be a huge amount of dank memes between them.

  • @benjaminsanchez1869
    @benjaminsanchez1869 7 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    So... Sly Moore is like the Eva Braun of Star Wars?

  • @TheChefShipwreckinAlaska
    @TheChefShipwreckinAlaska 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Rey’s grandma confirmed 😉

  • @bathtubplustoaster625
    @bathtubplustoaster625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Sly Moore: "He's probably thinking about another girl."
    Sheev: "Dont forget to tell anakin about the tragedy of Darth Plagues the wise."

  • @Generalissimmo1939
    @Generalissimmo1939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Imagine Palpatine being busy on the bed yelling "UNLIMITED POWER"

  • @jasonperry709
    @jasonperry709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Well, this video is now super relevant...

  • @Acecombat135
    @Acecombat135 7 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    what if Padme fell in love with Palpatine instead of Anakin

    • @Irose_YTBE
      @Irose_YTBE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Then the alternate ending to episode 3 the game makes sense

    • @lordmaul9927
      @lordmaul9927 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It would be treason, then...

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Irose_YTBE What alternate ending?

    • @Irose_YTBE
      @Irose_YTBE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@LordVader1094 when anakin kills Palpatine after killing Obi Wan and takes over the galaxy

    • @smokejaguar986
      @smokejaguar986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Star Wars.... NTR?!

  • @jetfire851
    @jetfire851 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I did not expect any references to the Jedi Prince series in this video. As much as I want a lot of EU stuff to be recanonized, I think both Triclops and Trioculus can be left out.

  • @Tedd-r2e
    @Tedd-r2e 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    In bed, palpatine has the high ground

  • @tlotpwist3417
    @tlotpwist3417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Moore lies naked on the imperial bed, eyeing Palpatine with lust
    "Dew me"

  • @Zealch_
    @Zealch_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    What if Padme fell in love with anakin instead of ashoka

    • @SNIP3RARROW117
      @SNIP3RARROW117 7 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Super boosted lee sin are you joking or?

    • @skizzlechizzle
      @skizzlechizzle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Super boosted lee sin lol

    • @otterik6949
      @otterik6949 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Super boosted lee sin do you mean the other way around

    • @TheDAWinz
      @TheDAWinz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      what if you killed yourself?

    • @patton5283
      @patton5283 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Well if Padme had a secret affair with ashoka, then it was probably a good thing she never raised her own kids. Also, it would probably be a twist that puts M Night to shame.

  • @TerryMoore34
    @TerryMoore34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Sly Moore huh? Perhaps I'm a Palpetine.

  • @givemebutter5962
    @givemebutter5962 7 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    GUYS! I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY! IT'LL EXPOSE FACT FREE!
    He loves star wars

    • @ComradeDragon1957
      @ComradeDragon1957 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      GiveMeButter *gasp*
      I thought he loved star trek...EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE

    • @naleek12
      @naleek12 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      GiveMeButter ARE YOU F**KING KIDDING ME ?!
      OH MY GOOOOOOAAAAAD !!!!

    • @dreadnought5131
      @dreadnought5131 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I seen you eveywhere

    • @vinewoodzombie1178
      @vinewoodzombie1178 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      GiveMeButter wow

    • @vincentellenrieder
      @vincentellenrieder 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol you said the same to Act Man

  • @blueship8961
    @blueship8961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Who’s here after the rise of Skywalker

  • @paulwilkinson4073
    @paulwilkinson4073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He could even manipulate the sly moore to create, life

  • @sowiwiody3681
    @sowiwiody3681 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Umbarans have a dark sence of humor? damn I'm an Umbaran

    • @tjblubbs4340
      @tjblubbs4340 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Adolf Hitler same

    • @jaypea30
      @jaypea30 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey how much did that holla cost?

    • @drchilapastrosodrlasmacas438
      @drchilapastrosodrlasmacas438 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The USA's founding fathers are in that closet with their humor

  • @stephenquinn7931
    @stephenquinn7931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I guess this is Canon now since palpatine had a child and grandchild

  • @GSixFiveFourThreeFourDashTwo
    @GSixFiveFourThreeFourDashTwo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Triclops" - what a great name to give your son

  • @schokokeks1620
    @schokokeks1620 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Who first thought he's gay when u saw the thumbnail?:D

  • @xav923
    @xav923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is more relevant than ever

  • @MeeZySeeGhosts
    @MeeZySeeGhosts 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I kind of hope she had a romantic thing with the Emperor. Mainly because it brings another layer of character to the Emperor.

  • @gwyndolin1536
    @gwyndolin1536 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I think it would be nice to have Palpatine have a secret lover as some depth to his character.

  • @jamesbondblhk1007
    @jamesbondblhk1007 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    0:06 No, it's "UUUNNNNLIMITEED!! POOOWAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @sebbiesuperior
    @sebbiesuperior 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Palpatine on the streets
    The Senate in the sheets

  • @steyn1775
    @steyn1775 7 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    wait
    it was an woman all the time?
    I thought it was an he
    and yes
    I asumed her gender

    • @noahbragg0118
      @noahbragg0118 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!!

    • @Timrath
      @Timrath 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I always thought Palpatine was gay.

    • @mikeb.46
      @mikeb.46 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Timrath His taste in clothing certainly speaks for itself.

    • @gordonfreeman8109
      @gordonfreeman8109 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      R O G E R E D

    • @Lion-lv5rb
      @Lion-lv5rb 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      D I D Y O U J U S T D O T H A T

  • @GlitteringToothpaste
    @GlitteringToothpaste 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Palpatine's always been a playa, anyone remember when in the Plagius novel when Palpatine's on Malastare and he easily finesses some girl's number.

  • @johnballard9026
    @johnballard9026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is relevant now

  • @teleportedbreadfor3days
    @teleportedbreadfor3days 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Knowing Palpatine, he would’ve gotten rid of Sly Moore not long after the Declaration of a New Order if she was simply another pawn so he could focus on his Empire without any ‘distractions’, or at the very least put her Force Sensitivity to more use now that he had no more minions like Grievous or Nute Gunray to lie to so he could eventually rule the Galaxy

  • @mrchanshooting
    @mrchanshooting 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    how to get a girlfriend:
    walk up and introduce yourself = no
    have someone kidnap her, lock her in a ancient sith tomb, then pretend to rescue her = yes

  • @zackinblack
    @zackinblack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Palpatine loved everything around him. He was a good man who is blamed for only a few mistakes

    • @colleensiau3056
      @colleensiau3056 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...

    • @TheKing0fSting
      @TheKing0fSting 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly. The empire did nothing wrong. Long live Palpatine

    • @colleensiau3056
      @colleensiau3056 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheKing0fSting enslaved wookies, killed innocent jedi, killed children, killed civilians, blew up a planet, killed billions of people on that planet, mum they totally did nothing wrong.

  • @l1teralcanc3r78
    @l1teralcanc3r78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Whoever was editor on the book where Palpatine's son was born should've been fired for allowing the name Triclopse to get past the first draft

  • @brendanyeo6260
    @brendanyeo6260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Back here after Episode 9...this theory might be true after all!

  • @danbrown5736
    @danbrown5736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Who is here after the Rise Of Skywalker revealed that twist?

  • @rvawildcardwolf2843
    @rvawildcardwolf2843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Rey's grandmother?

  • @anhurannatar3315
    @anhurannatar3315 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I always wanted to see Sly Moore fighting with a lightsaber

  • @theRiver_joan
    @theRiver_joan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The imperial ruling council look like they are about to drop a rap album

  • @EclipseOfTsuki93
    @EclipseOfTsuki93 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Damn even Palpatine had someone.

  • @matthewmann8969
    @matthewmann8969 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I am sure Palps only used her because she had loads to offer him otherwise she would have been disposed of long ago

  • @gordondavis6168
    @gordondavis6168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The joke was “I am quite fully opera-tional.” Sidious had a darth sense of humor.

  • @hourglassartstudio51
    @hourglassartstudio51 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    well that explains ROS a little bit

  • @Garry503
    @Garry503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This actually makes Rey palpatine make sense.

  • @Dorne_is_the_GOAT
    @Dorne_is_the_GOAT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What if Anakin slept with and impregnated padme double sabe?

  • @jeffreyosakwe1700
    @jeffreyosakwe1700 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    More poeple need to know more about this channel. The owner(s) are doing a great job. well done

  • @dimensionlordgambitmccoy9727
    @dimensionlordgambitmccoy9727 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Precise and straight to the point, also entertaining great video.

  • @Dorne_is_the_GOAT
    @Dorne_is_the_GOAT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Sly Moore is Rey grandmother?

  • @gigiconui8953
    @gigiconui8953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That’s explain from the rise of Skywalker

  • @jacobstarr9010
    @jacobstarr9010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When he talked to her for the first time, he told her the tragedy of Darth Plageuis the wise.

  • @a_green_man4773
    @a_green_man4773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ...this video hits a lot different now...

  • @redjirachi1
    @redjirachi1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Spoiler alert for the Rise of the Skywalker
    Now we know who Rey's grandma is

    • @redjirachi1
      @redjirachi1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @miyuki Umbarans are near human. She'd only be a quarter Umbaran anyway

  • @num137
    @num137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Is Sly Moore Reys Grandma???

  • @aeconn633
    @aeconn633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think the notion of Palpatine experiencing love goes against everything we know about him

  • @andyshepart
    @andyshepart 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Emperor Palpatine's biggest secret has been revealed! Perhaps the courageous Rebels who struggle against his evil empire could use this to their advantage.

    • @theodorberg8473
      @theodorberg8473 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      andyshepart Long Live The Empire!!!

  • @Kristopher2022
    @Kristopher2022 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You know there is a theory that Ray is palpatine's granddaughter this is legends I know but Disney has been known to take stuff from legends.so

  • @attackofthecopyrightbots
    @attackofthecopyrightbots 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "he treated her like his daughter"
    "secret lover"

    • @andrein_501st
      @andrein_501st 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yeaaah thats creepy but not surprising at all coming from Palpatine

  • @teokoev6853
    @teokoev6853 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Palps: Sly, come to my office please. I want to show you my hidden lightsaber.

  • @marknasia5293
    @marknasia5293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Leave us” is a force power that actually means “don’t come back without bacon on that sandwich, now dew it”