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According To This Girl, This is The Way Girls Hint They Like You

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 ส.ค. 2024

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  • @dorondavid4698
    @dorondavid4698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1763

    Holy shit all those grandmas staring at me at the supermarket, and I never asked them out... I've wasted my life

    • @scorpiotransformed4772
      @scorpiotransformed4772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I think ur fine u have a few yrs to correct it. But I'm sure granny forgot. Heck I'll forget reading this come morning. With that I'm going to bed

    • @jazybomber
      @jazybomber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      This guy likes dabbling in the fine dust

    • @otakuhunter4817
      @otakuhunter4817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      fk...
      Where is the Reset button

    • @Sebastianx007
      @Sebastianx007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jazybomber 🤣

    • @willich123
      @willich123 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

  • @CouchMan88
    @CouchMan88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2894

    Maxim Baddy’s tips to get women 😂
    1. Be handsome
    2. Be rich
    3. Don’t be ugly
    4. Don’t be poor

    • @chioptnstdr3448
      @chioptnstdr3448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      From what I’ve observed, simply being rich might do the trick 😁

    • @shawnramito4863
      @shawnramito4863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@chioptnstdr3448 to some point.....not even money can erase certain degrees of ugly

    • @chioptnstdr3448
      @chioptnstdr3448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@shawnramito4863 That’s fair ..minimum 5/10

    • @davidrostock4944
      @davidrostock4944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Technically correct, but not in that order

    • @Veerbhadra85
      @Veerbhadra85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@chioptnstdr3448 100% 🤣🤣

  • @TheJustJoe
    @TheJustJoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1571

    She's still single to this day...she's waiting on a telepath.

    • @Stirbaclips
      @Stirbaclips 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      a girl is never single there are millions of beta simps that will date her and treat her like a queen

    • @kingsgame9400
      @kingsgame9400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@Stirbaclips I hate simps

    • @TonyTarantula
      @TonyTarantula 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Professor Xavier is going to make a move on her someday

    • @robertjohnston8690
      @robertjohnston8690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      What they call single is different, it means no steady man, but they have plenty of hook ups while looking / waiting for that special guy, lol

    • @hussienfatal_v_5292
      @hussienfatal_v_5292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣

  • @lightdarkskin358
    @lightdarkskin358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +895

    Women brushing by me on the subway: Damn i must be popular today.

    • @oAgL214
      @oAgL214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      🤣

    • @lightdarkskin358
      @lightdarkskin358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@user-kc1oy4hq9u I'm a glass half full kind of guy lmao

    • @notme232
      @notme232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      yet when I bush against women in the subway I get a bunch of blue uniformed men tackling me.

    • @nightmaredarkside991
      @nightmaredarkside991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @this is [REDACTED] lmao

    • @SuperDeddeh
      @SuperDeddeh 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahaha

  • @onespicypretzel
    @onespicypretzel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1404

    As a girl, I can confirm that we don't all think this way

    • @MrsButt-me1xi
      @MrsButt-me1xi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Right...tell her speak for herself and not us. Lol

    • @BloodMoonBall
      @BloodMoonBall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@MrsButt-me1xi I was gonna say the same thing!

    • @BloodMoonBall
      @BloodMoonBall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Her logic made no sense to me and I'm a girl

    • @scommer
      @scommer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@BloodMoonBall true^^

    • @danteprasath8714
      @danteprasath8714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      you don't think this way but you act this way,ask a guy you like but can't approach to speak if you are not sure.🤷‍♂️

  • @muhammadosama1054
    @muhammadosama1054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    "brushing against you" if a girl does it, its flirting, if a boy does it, it's harassment. I am with MaximBady on this one, i am also going to charge her for harassment if she brushes against me

    • @wuzumaki
      @wuzumaki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      A man charging a woman for harassment is 99% of the time lose the case. Why? Because most judges are simps.

    • @wuzumaki
      @wuzumaki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @this is [REDACTED] He can, but the judge will still be a simp and make sure he lose the case.

    • @katodd2925
      @katodd2925 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's not harassment no matter who does it. Y'all are weirdos.

    • @souka9598
      @souka9598 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@katodd2925 ? Pretty sure rubbing up on someone who doesn't want it is harassment

    • @tf2spyclass09
      @tf2spyclass09 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@katodd2925
      I think my brain just committed suicide.

  • @shreevari
    @shreevari 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1603

    "Since when we stopped hitting them on the head and dragging them to the cave" lol

    • @Professor4555
      @Professor4555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Still a better strategy than tinder in my book 🤡

    • @ConnorGhostHeart
      @ConnorGhostHeart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      LOL

    • @MrMaboboz
      @MrMaboboz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Aaaaaah... those were simpler times.

    • @snomagic918
      @snomagic918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      This guy is too funny! 🤣

    • @kranyat2024
      @kranyat2024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeaaaaa lolllllllll

  • @Emily-lh5kq
    @Emily-lh5kq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1020

    Some women make the first move. It's rare, but it happens. Two years ago, I was the one who initiated conversation and decided to dance with the man who's now my boyfriend. Made him more comfortable because he didn't risk looking like a creep, and I didn't risk having nothing happen due to passivity. That was one of the best decisions I've ever made. Guys, if someone's playing mind games like this, you're a lot better off single than with them. And women, you don't have to miss out on genuine connection/love just cause you're female and it's not expected of you to take charge

    • @sownheard
      @sownheard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Great to hear you took the first step 👍
      It's so hard to not look like a creep in this day and age.

    • @BltchErica
      @BltchErica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      I think most guys would love if girls made the first move, I sure would.

    • @MasterSprintersan1
      @MasterSprintersan1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      And thankfully, I took the single route. Life is too short than having to deal with another person’s bs all of the time. At least, that’s how I see it.

    • @danielanonymous0014
      @danielanonymous0014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      And im still waiting for the day something like this happens to me ?

    • @Bigjay88888
      @Bigjay88888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      We love women that initiate.

  • @Lordmij
    @Lordmij 3 ปีที่แล้ว +848

    The brain signal bit had me in stitches lol

  • @valentine3725
    @valentine3725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    This is why some dudes would just prefer to stay single than dealing with mind games. That sexual harassment charge is not worth it, chief.

    • @cacklingcrow7898
      @cacklingcrow7898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@GemGem12 The cops have been called by women for less lol

    • @doomhead2332
      @doomhead2332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@GemGem12 😂 you must be one of these girls.

    • @drtobse2639
      @drtobse2639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@GemGem12 I got an pretty bad charge for something like this. Feehls nice today in society woman: I nEeD nO mAn. I don’t approach anymore. Holding doors open is also a no no it’s called micro aggressions. I only hold doors open for man bc this is ok. Also in my job I’m not helping any female or being in the office with one alone. It’s not worth it the risk of an rape charge. I know someone how got an rape charge for nothing. 🤷‍♂️ feminism didn’t protect woman it did just destroy everything

    • @rudranroy2109
      @rudranroy2109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Exactly. And that's also why I don't help or even talk to any woman nowadays. I don't want my butt to get slapped with charges of harassment or rape, better stay away than repent later.

    • @liviuganea4108
      @liviuganea4108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@GemGem12 Guys after getting SEALed for approaching a woman and saying hi: Reaaaallly?

  • @rage0in0the0cage
    @rage0in0the0cage 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    "Thinking about you and hoping you get the the brain signal"
    Every day I'm single is a blessing.

    • @rejectwokeness1314
      @rejectwokeness1314 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Women are so egoistic that they think they're all Professor Charles Xavier 😂

    • @FORMERxZOMBIE
      @FORMERxZOMBIE 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      More true than we like it to be though 👻😹

  • @Kurikiai
    @Kurikiai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1105

    The video we've all be waiting for fellas!
    edit: It was not the video we were waiting for fellas!

    • @jrpgintrovert752
      @jrpgintrovert752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      F

    • @prodxbydev
      @prodxbydev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      F

    • @ELDIABLO_71
      @ELDIABLO_71 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Was about to say speak for yourself as I’m already happily in a relationship

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@ELDIABLO_71 uh huh, sure.

    • @ELDIABLO_71
      @ELDIABLO_71 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tide Pod Pad Thai bruh don’t even @ me

  • @AshishSinghashish2479
    @AshishSinghashish2479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    "Some of you may be thinking that this girl is jokin, it's because you are virgin", lmao walked right into it

    • @MaximBady
      @MaximBady  3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      loool

    • @nathanielpena5868
      @nathanielpena5868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I mean Im a virgin bruh and even I know this is eating lead pellets bad it's retarted

    • @venukrithish007
      @venukrithish007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @blue7039
      @blue7039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm not MGTOW but now I'm starting to understand it.

  • @Aatish2k8
    @Aatish2k8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    Bady's 4 stages of getting women is way to accurate, its scary.

    • @ToneyCrimson
      @ToneyCrimson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah i tried it out yesterday, and it worked. :O

    • @Aatish2k8
      @Aatish2k8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ToneyCrimson Lol

    • @mdshadmanyusufbhuiyan5699
      @mdshadmanyusufbhuiyan5699 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It is actually sad and if you think about it, it is actually 2, the last 2 are the same as the first 2.

  • @linkcell
    @linkcell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    "What type of dinossaur logic is that?"
    This is my new favorite expression.

  • @TheEngieTF2
    @TheEngieTF2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    Girls: **giving you "hints" that they like boys**
    Boys: **visible confusion**

    • @standardheat-fs8159
      @standardheat-fs8159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ENGINEER GAMING

    • @karmaakabane8261
      @karmaakabane8261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Boys: **wondering why that one girl was winking**

    • @Flip495
      @Flip495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mind game level on 9000

    • @DineshPatel-nr2wf
      @DineshPatel-nr2wf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Woman moment

    • @rogersepeda
      @rogersepeda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This reminds me of a video called casually explained if she’s into you .

  • @nerfghosty
    @nerfghosty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    wow i didnt know my math teacher liked me so much omg

  • @kwek2243
    @kwek2243 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    As a girl who confessed and get rejected, it isn't bad and it's not my fault. He like me but he isn't ready so I gotta move on and find someone ready to be in a relationship with me and someone that I like and like me back. It's hard to confess but you gotta do for them to not misunderstand you, and just give the ball to their court and let him decide whether to pass the ball to you or just leave and there and you can move on.

  • @eddieg849
    @eddieg849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Be handsome, be rich, don't be ugly , and don't be poor.🙏🤣

    • @pennytration8935
      @pennytration8935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i guess i broke all 4 rules

    • @jtgames810
      @jtgames810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don't forget short lmao

    • @chioptnstdr3448
      @chioptnstdr3448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jtgames810 Short should be number 1

    • @Hamzah_alAmriki
      @Hamzah_alAmriki 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      MaximBady = Pure genius

    • @michaelashley2855
      @michaelashley2855 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@chioptnstdr3448standing on piles of money makes you taller

  • @jacobweybright7162
    @jacobweybright7162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    Remember:
    1. Be Very Good Looking
    2. Be Rich
    3. Don't be Ugly
    4. Don't be Poor

    • @edwardli9856
      @edwardli9856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Do they still sell these DLCs?

    • @stephin1612
      @stephin1612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      5. Big pp

    • @cryss5824
      @cryss5824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      you need to be the 666
      6 ft. tall
      6 packs
      6 figure salary.

    • @cultofmalgus1310
      @cultofmalgus1310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      you for got the gym bod. And being an alpha yet at the same time open and caring without actually being open and caring and not being available or exclusive but giving her the illusion she has a chance. Oh and be disloyal! Girls seem to froth for guys banging 10 other chicks on the side for....some strange fucking reason I still dont understand to this day.

    • @davec9740
      @davec9740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Best way to close this video where is the lie

  • @oisinmaccumhaill7037
    @oisinmaccumhaill7037 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The way Maxim pronounces “this girl” never fails to put a smile on my face.

  • @geardo3635
    @geardo3635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    This woman's advice deserved to be goofed on. No hate, without comedy all her points can be refuted through arguments and actual real life experience. Still funny as heck.

    • @muzikology1018
      @muzikology1018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bro most of his content are watching dumb people saying dumb things

    • @kylezo
      @kylezo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's very obviously satire lmao. It's so funny how upset people get over gen z social media

    • @Gillsing
      @Gillsing 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That "good luck" at the end shows that she knows her advice was crazy, so the logical assumption is that she was poking fun at other girls who actually think hints like these would work.

  • @shivanihr5879
    @shivanihr5879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I am a girl and i am warning you guys...don't fall for her advice. If you will take that as a hint and act on it then u will get a slap across your face or "you creep...Get away from me. Leave me alone" comment 😕

  • @keatonr776
    @keatonr776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That OPENER though. "Boys! Gather around! This is what we have been waiting for!"

  • @palerider4629
    @palerider4629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Actually guys, it's the opposite, when u don't show interest, that's when they are attracted to you.

    • @yeng1855
      @yeng1855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      No no, just be yourself. And be honest. Then all of them will be head over heels for you.

    • @stacie7766
      @stacie7766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      There's literally NOTHING you can do to "MAKE" a chick like you. She either does, or doesn't. It's not that difficult to figure out, and if she's playing games, it's not worth it

    • @MaximBady
      @MaximBady  3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      No, they are attracted to you if you are rich and or handsome if you are ugly and ignore them they won't care either

    • @palerider4629
      @palerider4629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@MaximBady YES! LOL!!

    • @stacie7766
      @stacie7766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MaximBady
      I get your point, but using a guy isn't ACTUALLY liking them, or respecting them.

  • @friedmule5403
    @friedmule5403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Nearly all women expect us to read their minds! :-)
    Him: "darling, is it okay if I go out with the boys to bowl?"
    Her: "Yes, that's fine, do what you want!"
    After he is gone, her on the phone with her BFF: "I am not sure if he loves me anymore, he has just gone out bowling, even I clearly wanted him to stay home, and do you remember 3 months ago where he was laying under the stupid car of his? Yes, and I was talking about my mother inviting us today. But he never listens!!" :-)

    • @MinisterofTinyHeads
      @MinisterofTinyHeads 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      this is known as a "woman moment" 😆

    • @captainchill2072
      @captainchill2072 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      a

    • @EnsignLovell
      @EnsignLovell 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That hits hard my guy, I wish you luck.... In finding a better lady. :P

    • @friedmule5403
      @friedmule5403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@EnsignLovell I have but 90% or more are like that, 5% is worse and the last 5% is in hiding :-)
      My new test is fairly simple, but almost impossible for a woman to pass!!!
      Make her say "I am sorry" and really mean it and admit that it was her fault without any "but", when it of course was her fault. Second test is that I say "I am sorry" and mean it and then she then newer use it against me ever!!!
      "Yes, but you did that 48 years 3 month 2 days and 6 hours from now!!" :-)

    • @oneproudpeacock6901
      @oneproudpeacock6901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      1 word + 5 syllables :
      Clear COM MUN NI CA TION!

  • @jonquilgemstone
    @jonquilgemstone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    "How women hint they like you"
    Me,a woman: They don't. Good luck, men.

    • @alecdombkowski5849
      @alecdombkowski5849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Rip
      Looks like we’re taking L’s today boys

    • @snoopdoggthecertifiedg6777
      @snoopdoggthecertifiedg6777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YOU don’t.

    • @kumtaeldemonlord7531
      @kumtaeldemonlord7531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      4 ever alone i see

    • @hidum5779
      @hidum5779 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      nah, good luck women.

    • @MindfulW1zard
      @MindfulW1zard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      At this point, I'm just going to get my engineering degree and go overseas to find a partner. Overseas women are more blunt about liking you

  • @Blizzard0fOz93
    @Blizzard0fOz93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    Bady is seriously calling everyone to gather around the bonfire like she’s some kinda storyteller, and we’re looking upon her as an Oracle. Funny thing is, I can hardly call it ‘wisdom’. Hell, I had a hard enough time deciphering signals that I may or may not have been sent, to me. I don’t need this chick making me more romantically paranoid with bullshit like that.

    • @rubysoffner4557
      @rubysoffner4557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That’s the joke 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @DJL3G3ND
      @DJL3G3ND 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I actually had some girls do some of these things to me in school, I thought it was possible they liked me but I hated it. if you like me just talk to me you know Im the last person whos gonna be making the moves. I would want someone real anyway

    • @oscard.lisboa6105
      @oscard.lisboa6105 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rubysoffner4557 what joke dude?

    • @EnsignLovell
      @EnsignLovell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If a gal does this to show she likes you, run like she's shit on a 9 foot pole. That's what we call a psychopath here my friend.

    • @NeoZeta
      @NeoZeta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@oscard.lisboa6105 He meant Bady. Bady was not taking her seriously or as any sort of Oracle. He was doing it ironically. That's what he means by "that's the joke".

  • @innovationtalk3734
    @innovationtalk3734 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I am now convinced Maxim deserves a oscar for his comedy 😂

  • @milesmatheson1142
    @milesmatheson1142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Its official, gents. They DO expect is to be mind readers. Time to go Red Pill.

    • @NeoZeta
      @NeoZeta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Like Bady says, if you have ever been in a relationship, you realize that most girls expect you to be a mind-reader for real. It's legit. They'll get unironically angry if you can't do it.

    • @JasminMiettunen
      @JasminMiettunen 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@NeoZeta”most girls” 🙄 It’s all about what kind if women you go for, most women are just regular people that are capable of speaking.

    • @NeoZeta
      @NeoZeta 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@JasminMiettunen you responded to my 2 years old comment to say the most basic response women fall back to 😂 "it's all your fault, it's just for the ones you go for". now you're trying to portray it as if I'm dehumanizing women because I said most of you expect men to be mind-readers as if that's something unrelatable... It's a very known trait that not even most women will deny it lol

  • @truenorthgooners3276
    @truenorthgooners3276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    That was cute,she literally talking about high school and college life, guaranteed you when she’s hit 25 yo, she will tell you a different story😂😂✌🏻😁

    • @jrkularatne2900
      @jrkularatne2900 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn I’m going to college so I’ll see

    • @truenorthgooners3276
      @truenorthgooners3276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jrkularatne2900 bro, all jokes aside, she literally look like she’s in her 19 or 20 yo the latest, how many guys have she been with or how many people have she met in her life, how many places have she been too, even experts that study in psychology of a human brain still can’t find the consistency of the answer, how tf does she know, she just trying to gain some attention on Tiktok or Instagram😂😂😂✌🏻😂

    • @jrkularatne2900
      @jrkularatne2900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@truenorthgooners3276 yeah true its hard to approach a girl these days without being a total creep lol

    • @celinawakati4107
      @celinawakati4107 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Very true 🤣🤣

  • @GhostBoy111YT
    @GhostBoy111YT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    This guy is hilarious he saying the truth when he’s been saying it all in caps

    • @jaredwellman8899
      @jaredwellman8899 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How do you say something in caps. I'm confused 🤔

    • @gobi817
      @gobi817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jaredwellman8899 he is referring to his accent.

    • @Lunatic5306
      @Lunatic5306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stop capping

  • @blainetallman357
    @blainetallman357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This pissed me of listening to her but I love your videos man (PS… I was looking at you the whole time and you didn’t get the hint) 😂😂😂

  • @majidahmad1593
    @majidahmad1593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I paused the video at 2:56 and took a screenshot to create meme.😂😂😂😂

  • @ericam3543
    @ericam3543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    She sounds crazy 😜 🤣🤣 Do not take notes guys. Do not!! 😂

  • @jdlol00
    @jdlol00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I’m ready for this!
    i just watched it…this is wrong maximbady was right shes setting us up

  • @burtsuda3268
    @burtsuda3268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Welcome back! Miss your shows, cheers!

  • @blahahbly11
    @blahahbly11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This guy is hilarious. I cant believe i just found this channel. Keep it up MaximBady

  • @arnbloodbound3650
    @arnbloodbound3650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    So what we learned today is if she looks at you, tries to pull a professor X at you with telepathyy, or likes your pictures, or just goes past you brushing your arm like an accident then she likes you.
    Let me tell you why what we learned is useless.
    Looking at you: maybe she zoned out? Probably wasn't looking at you, maybe she mistaken you for someone else, maybe a fly bothered her then you both accidentaly lock eyes.
    Mind read: you can't read minds, you're not professor x... You can't... You just can't.
    Liking your picture: maybe just likes the background, perhaps she's your friend and just presses like by reflex, just like all of us as soon as we click on a video, maybe she likes your pet dog....
    Brushing past you: just an accident. excuse me.
    No.... These aren't signals, these are no hints. These are accidents, sorry Oogway... It is what it is. There are no accidents... But there ARE accidents.

  • @manojpatil486
    @manojpatil486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:30 what type of dinosour logic is that 😂😂😂😂

  • @Pops6185
    @Pops6185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I'd say most women expect men to be mind readers.

    • @mundusvultdecepi1599
      @mundusvultdecepi1599 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So would she.

    • @belovedtruth3447
      @belovedtruth3447 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would like to go to a world where there are no magical fairies, like these people!

    • @michaelcastro5339
      @michaelcastro5339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Unless they could actually read minds, then women would call him a creep for invading their privacy.

  • @DavidZakuzaRyutashi
    @DavidZakuzaRyutashi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    If women want a man who can read minds, then maybe they should date a Pokemon.

  • @alexdominguez3399
    @alexdominguez3399 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Think about you was a wild advice 😂😂😂😂 now I’m pulling girls everywhere 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Only_Habibi
    @Only_Habibi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The girl: it doesn't make cents!

  • @homevideosfromnini3975
    @homevideosfromnini3975 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    Here's what I would do growing up...
    1. I would sit next to the guy
    2. Strike up conversation
    3. Giggle
    4. Tell him that he's funny or really smart, complimenting him
    5. Ask him for his phone number and call him when I get home
    6. Ignoring other girls who tell me he's not good enough
    7. I would constantly look and smile at him
    8. He's talking and I'm all ears

    • @kierangidda8840
      @kierangidda8840 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      As a guy 100% chance of success

    • @ryanrichko
      @ryanrichko 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      🔥👍

    • @bgos4727
      @bgos4727 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You should indeed listen to the girls part, and always send things like location. Seriously, better save than sorry

    • @johnwatters1496
      @johnwatters1496 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Cool

  • @IsaiahHollins
    @IsaiahHollins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Idk it sounds like she is explaining the signs of autism.

    • @danteprasath8714
      @danteprasath8714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😆

    • @Reshme77
      @Reshme77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No way
      Autistic people are far smarter

    • @hidum5779
      @hidum5779 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      cmon, don't offend the autistic people now

  • @elrehnnalilith6529
    @elrehnnalilith6529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    These reactions are pure gold

  • @trublgrl
    @trublgrl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's always Christmas on Maxim Bady channel.

  • @angelagunn7986
    @angelagunn7986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Girleen definitely has an "If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best" pillow on her sofa, and this is the roasting it and she deserve.

  • @blisterycrane6963
    @blisterycrane6963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “Jesus cry on a scooter” 😂😂😂

  • @confusednuggets
    @confusednuggets 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm having a bad day and your videos never fail to make me laugh, THANK YOU

  • @dianeupshaw5337
    @dianeupshaw5337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Ah. So, she's a glass half full of herself kind of girl.

    • @sebswede9005
      @sebswede9005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And she wants to be filled with something else.

  • @kingleonidas3862
    @kingleonidas3862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If you are handsome but poor then you aren't handsome.but if you rich then you are already handsome.

  • @explorer3031
    @explorer3031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When he called for boys to gather. Dat was funny.😂😂

  • @snorewak
    @snorewak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    " what kind of dinosaur logic is that" 😂😂😂😂 2:18

    • @freddyfazbear29470
      @freddyfazbear29470 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Timestamp too early bro

    • @snorewak
      @snorewak หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@freddyfazbear29470 context

  • @ecm84ee
    @ecm84ee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    The problem is some guys might watch this and if a girl they likes looks at them they take it as her hitting on him, he makes a move and she rejects him (because its bullshit) some guys will get mad or adult the girl. All of this is bs.

    • @peachy6009
      @peachy6009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love how you watched the video then made an imaginary situation to finally blame a guy, completely skipping the total bs that came out from her mouth lmao. Like who would take this seriously?

  • @randaranatunga7259
    @randaranatunga7259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:43
    I can literally hear him saying
    “Ladies and gentlemen, I……I think my brain just committed soosayd”

  • @williambell3893
    @williambell3893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I agree... no bueno...nooo bueno

  • @morris89swe
    @morris89swe 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i love this guy, he always has the best reactions and his accent is the topping on the cake, hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

  • @adarshr9967
    @adarshr9967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:00 The best advice ever!!

  • @nihalseegobin1263
    @nihalseegobin1263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Brush up on you"
    I understand this because girls have been practicing social distancing with me before 2020

  • @andrejs9112
    @andrejs9112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:22 - this is the point where legit truth is coming out of Bady... Been there....

  • @E-dirts
    @E-dirts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    She's not fooling anyone but herself.

  • @ristonalaimo5048
    @ristonalaimo5048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Can confirm as a guy who gets those looks, this is true, but I don't care because if I wanted a girl I would go on the internet, ones in real life are too much of a hassle.

    • @vergil1155
      @vergil1155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes indeed and you can be sent to jail for harassment if she doesn't like it or end up getting her pregnant which is another hassle for 18 years for the man.

    • @tasi_007
      @tasi_007 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg what have you guys been going thru? Are girls really that full of $hit?

    • @ristonalaimo5048
      @ristonalaimo5048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tasi_007 I've had at least a dozen girls that I know are married or have boyfriends hit on me. That should just start the conversation. Needless to say I didn't want anything to do with them, I don't do that/them. Leave your man before you hit on me! It's easy to get in bed and be in a bad relationship, destroy your life and other peoples', it is harder to find a quality relationship that isn't s!@#. 80% of the people in this world are not worth your time in general.

    • @tasi_007
      @tasi_007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ristonalaimo5048 damn yeah that spoke volumes. I get you though. It's really tough to find good people in general, let alone a partner. One of the reasons I made a conscious decision to stay single. But now I also wonder, that if we all here understand each others troubles it means that good people still exist right. We want nothing but real. Maybe there's hope for us after all.

    • @drtobse2639
      @drtobse2639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tasi_007 we are talking here about woman but I guess man are not much better. In general it’s extremely hard to finde an decent partner today. Moste ppl got hurt so much in there past that the somehow broke and lost the ability to bound. If you loose this you will start to hook up because you will chase this feehling of being in love and good with one person. This will cause heartbreaking to the ppl you hook up with and clothe circle continues.
      It is easy to point an finger and someone and say it’s his fault special as woman it’s to easy. But in the end everyone is building his own world and everyone can decide what world he wants to build.

  • @boogieC4997
    @boogieC4997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Women: *exists*
    This girl: why isn't he getting my signals

  • @optick3554
    @optick3554 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Shes actually right about the arm brushing when walking past. Currently in my meeting with HR but ill get back to you guys

  • @Rainbowgrrl
    @Rainbowgrrl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thaw right Bady you stick to your guns, you’re on the right track I say! Well up until your last four personal tips that is-they don’t hurt but they’re certainly not the be all and end all.

  • @davidbrubeck6003
    @davidbrubeck6003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When a women looks at you and then turns her head to look at you twice, that means she is interested in you...
    I learned that a long time ago, and that is a good time to turn back and start a conversation with her with simple hello! what's your name?...

    • @avatard.chiken4811
      @avatard.chiken4811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      david no of us can talk to girls that ain't working

    • @davidbrubeck6003
      @davidbrubeck6003 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@avatard.chiken4811, well! that's the problem with most men, being afraid to making that first move and getting shot down or rejected is never easy, but I have learned along time ago that a closed mouth don't get fed... The number one thing that women look for in a man is confidents, and sometime we have take that chance, especially when you feel something for a girl that you really like... I have been shot down many times myself, but I have also landed a few girls because I decided to take that chance and walk up to her with a simple hello! and then asking her name... I even had a few girls who chased me down, and got my number through a friend of mine, so it can happen when you least expect it... When your in the presents of a women, you have to be somewhat reserved, meaning you don't want to drink a whole lot of alcohol when you are in her company.. One or two beers are fine, but anything more can be a real turn off for women now a days... I had a few girls who said that they liked me, but I drank to much and it turned them off... So you just have to be mindful sometimes...

  • @m.a.l.e8182
    @m.a.l.e8182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    His accent makes this more hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sramdeojohn4428
    @sramdeojohn4428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sooooooooooo, what do we have here!???..... 🤣😅😂
    Men gather around 🤣😅😂
    No beuno!!!🤣😅😂

  • @christhecommentator3411
    @christhecommentator3411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Watches video
    Me:…….Sorry guys false alarm, Back to watching anime

  • @NotoriousPyro
    @NotoriousPyro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    maximbady is literally the most truthful person ever. So funny and so true.

  • @ramprakash-rp3ih
    @ramprakash-rp3ih 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You know you have been on this channel long enough when you sync up with Bady while saying 'Jesus Christ on a Scooter' even when you are watching the video for the first time.

    • @lisaflower5994
      @lisaflower5994 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i actually just did that! though i got it wrong, i said, on a motorbike :(

  • @TekkenLegacy-gamex
    @TekkenLegacy-gamex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love your VIDEOS… 🤓🤣🤣🤣🙌🏻

  • @shamiralam9395
    @shamiralam9395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's it ! You're welcome! Mah man always speaks logic! 😂😂

  • @snomagic918
    @snomagic918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Gather around all men" 😂😂😂

  • @BHFJohnny
    @BHFJohnny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love how
    "This is the way girls hint they like you"
    actually means
    "This is the way I hint I like you"

  • @ashleykristina2964
    @ashleykristina2964 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Naah..I thought about it. This one is not safe!" 😂😂

  • @pedroclaro7822
    @pedroclaro7822 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I fell on the floor laughing when she said “thinking of you and hoping you get the brain signal”

  • @undeadburgler2646
    @undeadburgler2646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Satirical mastermind: "I'm serious"
    MaximBady: "You're a virgin"
    GigaChad after this video: *GigaChadCupid*

  • @Win94ae
    @Win94ae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:45 I get the brain signal all the time, and when I do what the brain told me, I get smacked in the face!
    It's almost as if this brain signalling crap doesn't even work!

  • @TheParanormalist0601
    @TheParanormalist0601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *MaximBady in the thumbnail:* THINK, WOMAN! THINK!

  • @Onyx408
    @Onyx408 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you start rubbing up to me No...jail lol this guys videos crack me up

  • @id104335409
    @id104335409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Women: If i like a guy and he doesn't hit on me, I guess he's gay. If not, it's his fault he didn't pay any attention to me. And if I don't like him - he is a creep! Eeeew, what is he thinking even talking to me!

  • @normaowens7340
    @normaowens7340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My ex husband musr have thought when the girls and boys were separated for sex ed girls were given mind reading instructions. He would say did you do so and so, I world ask did you ask me to, he would say no but I was thinking about it. Like what? I never got a mind reading class! I guess I was sick that day

  • @timeisapathwalkingtounderstand
    @timeisapathwalkingtounderstand 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Here in New York City watching thank you for the video and if you want to know if a girl likes you it's in her eyes when she speaks to you with the tone of her voice and you need to be friendly with a positive attitude about life and don't be smelly and don't listen to any women on Tik-Tok or Instagram or Facebook and listen to your heart because it never lies

  • @Random_Art822
    @Random_Art822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Legend says she still single till this day waiting on a telepath

  • @SteveOdinson
    @SteveOdinson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The only thing I found out is that I don‘t like her.

  • @bhcmars
    @bhcmars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    loving the t-shirt

  • @TheBlackxice
    @TheBlackxice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When a girl looks at you then looks down and back up with a smile followed by the eyes going up and to the right, you’re in 👍

  • @daniellukonics2246
    @daniellukonics2246 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    My friend, your advice just solved all the teenage boys' problems with just 4 good tips

  • @TheProRebel00
    @TheProRebel00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I hope us men evolve to have a telepathic power. Life would be much easier

  • @grumpy9924
    @grumpy9924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Even after all that i don't get it

  • @nscotty
    @nscotty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Damn, bro, you’re surprised that women expect men to read their minds?? 😬

  • @tariqueakhtar5278
    @tariqueakhtar5278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    After seeing this my brain is shut down 😁😀😂

  • @ice7647
    @ice7647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    As a women what the f is she going on about.

  • @hamidD2222
    @hamidD2222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The "brain signal" is by far the best

  • @9000eldiablo
    @9000eldiablo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My first ex-GF literally did the opposite of liking my Instagram. Listen to Maximbady guys, not the make-up shop.

  • @LivingTheDream21
    @LivingTheDream21 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I had a horrible day. I followed her advice.
    1) My nurse touched my arm when taking my blood I can never go back to that hospital
    2) I thought I had the ability to read minds of a girl at the beach, I ended up getting hot sand in my eyes.
    3) I liked all of this girl's pictures on Instagram and not only did she block me, Instagram banned my account.
    4) I had a girl look at me, turned out she was 17 years old. I am not able to be 200 feet of any school. I am posting this comment from prison.
    Thank you lady for nothing.

  • @leemcpherson888
    @leemcpherson888 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Wow, no wonder people told me so many times to stop flirting when I was growing up-and people didn't believe me when I said I wasn’t-according to her way of thinking.
    I naturally have a bubbly personality, and I’m not flirting. I’m just outgoing once I am comfortable enough, that is, because I am shy, too.
    That's stupid.