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Holy shit all those grandmas staring at me at the supermarket, and I never asked them out... I've wasted my life
I think ur fine u have a few yrs to correct it. But I'm sure granny forgot. Heck I'll forget reading this come morning. With that I'm going to bed
This guy likes dabbling in the fine dust
fk...
Where is the Reset button
@@jazybomber 🤣
Lmao
Maxim Baddy’s tips to get women 😂
1. Be handsome
2. Be rich
3. Don’t be ugly
4. Don’t be poor
From what I’ve observed, simply being rich might do the trick 😁
@@chioptnstdr3448 to some point.....not even money can erase certain degrees of ugly
@@shawnramito4863 That’s fair ..minimum 5/10
Technically correct, but not in that order
@@chioptnstdr3448 100% 🤣🤣
She's still single to this day...she's waiting on a telepath.
a girl is never single there are millions of beta simps that will date her and treat her like a queen
@@Stirbaclips I hate simps
Professor Xavier is going to make a move on her someday
What they call single is different, it means no steady man, but they have plenty of hook ups while looking / waiting for that special guy, lol
🤣
Women brushing by me on the subway: Damn i must be popular today.
🤣
@@user-kc1oy4hq9u I'm a glass half full kind of guy lmao
yet when I bush against women in the subway I get a bunch of blue uniformed men tackling me.
@this is [REDACTED] lmao
hahaha
As a girl, I can confirm that we don't all think this way
Right...tell her speak for herself and not us. Lol
@@MrsButt-me1xi I was gonna say the same thing!
Her logic made no sense to me and I'm a girl
@@BloodMoonBall true^^
you don't think this way but you act this way,ask a guy you like but can't approach to speak if you are not sure.🤷♂️
"brushing against you" if a girl does it, its flirting, if a boy does it, it's harassment. I am with MaximBady on this one, i am also going to charge her for harassment if she brushes against me
A man charging a woman for harassment is 99% of the time lose the case. Why? Because most judges are simps.
@this is [REDACTED] He can, but the judge will still be a simp and make sure he lose the case.
It's not harassment no matter who does it. Y'all are weirdos.
@@katodd2925 ? Pretty sure rubbing up on someone who doesn't want it is harassment
@@katodd2925
I think my brain just committed suicide.
"Since when we stopped hitting them on the head and dragging them to the cave" lol
Still a better strategy than tinder in my book 🤡
LOL
Aaaaaah... those were simpler times.
This guy is too funny! 🤣
Yeaaaaa lolllllllll
Some women make the first move. It's rare, but it happens. Two years ago, I was the one who initiated conversation and decided to dance with the man who's now my boyfriend. Made him more comfortable because he didn't risk looking like a creep, and I didn't risk having nothing happen due to passivity. That was one of the best decisions I've ever made. Guys, if someone's playing mind games like this, you're a lot better off single than with them. And women, you don't have to miss out on genuine connection/love just cause you're female and it's not expected of you to take charge
Great to hear you took the first step 👍
It's so hard to not look like a creep in this day and age.
I think most guys would love if girls made the first move, I sure would.
And thankfully, I took the single route. Life is too short than having to deal with another person’s bs all of the time. At least, that’s how I see it.
And im still waiting for the day something like this happens to me ?
We love women that initiate.
The brain signal bit had me in stitches lol
Hope you get well soon!
@@UnityTrap lol
Jesus christ on a scooter
She saw the movie X-men
And thought we can all read mind
Jeeesus!
This is why some dudes would just prefer to stay single than dealing with mind games. That sexual harassment charge is not worth it, chief.
@@GemGem12 The cops have been called by women for less lol
@@GemGem12 😂 you must be one of these girls.
@@GemGem12 I got an pretty bad charge for something like this. Feehls nice today in society woman: I nEeD nO mAn. I don’t approach anymore. Holding doors open is also a no no it’s called micro aggressions. I only hold doors open for man bc this is ok. Also in my job I’m not helping any female or being in the office with one alone. It’s not worth it the risk of an rape charge. I know someone how got an rape charge for nothing. 🤷♂️ feminism didn’t protect woman it did just destroy everything
Exactly. And that's also why I don't help or even talk to any woman nowadays. I don't want my butt to get slapped with charges of harassment or rape, better stay away than repent later.
@@GemGem12 Guys after getting SEALed for approaching a woman and saying hi: Reaaaallly?
"Thinking about you and hoping you get the the brain signal"
Every day I'm single is a blessing.
Women are so egoistic that they think they're all Professor Charles Xavier 😂
More true than we like it to be though 👻😹
The video we've all be waiting for fellas!
edit: It was not the video we were waiting for fellas!
F
F
Was about to say speak for yourself as I’m already happily in a relationship
@@ELDIABLO_71 uh huh, sure.
Tide Pod Pad Thai bruh don’t even @ me
"Some of you may be thinking that this girl is jokin, it's because you are virgin", lmao walked right into it
loool
I mean Im a virgin bruh and even I know this is eating lead pellets bad it's retarted
😂😂😂
I'm not MGTOW but now I'm starting to understand it.
Bady's 4 stages of getting women is way to accurate, its scary.
Yeah i tried it out yesterday, and it worked. :O
@@ToneyCrimson Lol
It is actually sad and if you think about it, it is actually 2, the last 2 are the same as the first 2.
"What type of dinossaur logic is that?"
This is my new favorite expression.
Girls: **giving you "hints" that they like boys**
Boys: **visible confusion**
ENGINEER GAMING
Boys: **wondering why that one girl was winking**
Mind game level on 9000
Woman moment
This reminds me of a video called casually explained if she’s into you .
wow i didnt know my math teacher liked me so much omg
XD
ask her out ;)
Your math teacher, liked your instagram photos?....
*RED ALERT*
@@jvm1111 XD
niceeeeeeee
As a girl who confessed and get rejected, it isn't bad and it's not my fault. He like me but he isn't ready so I gotta move on and find someone ready to be in a relationship with me and someone that I like and like me back. It's hard to confess but you gotta do for them to not misunderstand you, and just give the ball to their court and let him decide whether to pass the ball to you or just leave and there and you can move on.
Be handsome, be rich, don't be ugly , and don't be poor.🙏🤣
i guess i broke all 4 rules
Don't forget short lmao
@@jtgames810 Short should be number 1
MaximBady = Pure genius
@@chioptnstdr3448standing on piles of money makes you taller
Remember:
1. Be Very Good Looking
2. Be Rich
3. Don't be Ugly
4. Don't be Poor
Do they still sell these DLCs?
5. Big pp
you need to be the 666
6 ft. tall
6 packs
6 figure salary.
you for got the gym bod. And being an alpha yet at the same time open and caring without actually being open and caring and not being available or exclusive but giving her the illusion she has a chance. Oh and be disloyal! Girls seem to froth for guys banging 10 other chicks on the side for....some strange fucking reason I still dont understand to this day.
Best way to close this video where is the lie
The way Maxim pronounces “this girl” never fails to put a smile on my face.
This woman's advice deserved to be goofed on. No hate, without comedy all her points can be refuted through arguments and actual real life experience. Still funny as heck.
Bro most of his content are watching dumb people saying dumb things
It's very obviously satire lmao. It's so funny how upset people get over gen z social media
That "good luck" at the end shows that she knows her advice was crazy, so the logical assumption is that she was poking fun at other girls who actually think hints like these would work.
I am a girl and i am warning you guys...don't fall for her advice. If you will take that as a hint and act on it then u will get a slap across your face or "you creep...Get away from me. Leave me alone" comment 😕
That OPENER though. "Boys! Gather around! This is what we have been waiting for!"
Actually guys, it's the opposite, when u don't show interest, that's when they are attracted to you.
No no, just be yourself. And be honest. Then all of them will be head over heels for you.
There's literally NOTHING you can do to "MAKE" a chick like you. She either does, or doesn't. It's not that difficult to figure out, and if she's playing games, it's not worth it
No, they are attracted to you if you are rich and or handsome if you are ugly and ignore them they won't care either
@@MaximBady YES! LOL!!
@@MaximBady
I get your point, but using a guy isn't ACTUALLY liking them, or respecting them.
Nearly all women expect us to read their minds! :-)
Him: "darling, is it okay if I go out with the boys to bowl?"
Her: "Yes, that's fine, do what you want!"
After he is gone, her on the phone with her BFF: "I am not sure if he loves me anymore, he has just gone out bowling, even I clearly wanted him to stay home, and do you remember 3 months ago where he was laying under the stupid car of his? Yes, and I was talking about my mother inviting us today. But he never listens!!" :-)
this is known as a "woman moment" 😆
a
That hits hard my guy, I wish you luck.... In finding a better lady. :P
@@EnsignLovell I have but 90% or more are like that, 5% is worse and the last 5% is in hiding :-)
My new test is fairly simple, but almost impossible for a woman to pass!!!
Make her say "I am sorry" and really mean it and admit that it was her fault without any "but", when it of course was her fault. Second test is that I say "I am sorry" and mean it and then she then newer use it against me ever!!!
"Yes, but you did that 48 years 3 month 2 days and 6 hours from now!!" :-)
1 word + 5 syllables :
Clear COM MUN NI CA TION!
"How women hint they like you"
Me,a woman: They don't. Good luck, men.
Rip
Looks like we’re taking L’s today boys
YOU don’t.
4 ever alone i see
nah, good luck women.
At this point, I'm just going to get my engineering degree and go overseas to find a partner. Overseas women are more blunt about liking you
Bady is seriously calling everyone to gather around the bonfire like she’s some kinda storyteller, and we’re looking upon her as an Oracle. Funny thing is, I can hardly call it ‘wisdom’. Hell, I had a hard enough time deciphering signals that I may or may not have been sent, to me. I don’t need this chick making me more romantically paranoid with bullshit like that.
That’s the joke 🤦🏻♂️
I actually had some girls do some of these things to me in school, I thought it was possible they liked me but I hated it. if you like me just talk to me you know Im the last person whos gonna be making the moves. I would want someone real anyway
@@rubysoffner4557 what joke dude?
If a gal does this to show she likes you, run like she's shit on a 9 foot pole. That's what we call a psychopath here my friend.
@@oscard.lisboa6105 He meant Bady. Bady was not taking her seriously or as any sort of Oracle. He was doing it ironically. That's what he means by "that's the joke".
I am now convinced Maxim deserves a oscar for his comedy 😂
Its official, gents. They DO expect is to be mind readers. Time to go Red Pill.
Like Bady says, if you have ever been in a relationship, you realize that most girls expect you to be a mind-reader for real. It's legit. They'll get unironically angry if you can't do it.
@@NeoZeta”most girls” 🙄 It’s all about what kind if women you go for, most women are just regular people that are capable of speaking.
@@JasminMiettunen you responded to my 2 years old comment to say the most basic response women fall back to 😂 "it's all your fault, it's just for the ones you go for". now you're trying to portray it as if I'm dehumanizing women because I said most of you expect men to be mind-readers as if that's something unrelatable... It's a very known trait that not even most women will deny it lol
That was cute,she literally talking about high school and college life, guaranteed you when she’s hit 25 yo, she will tell you a different story😂😂✌🏻😁
Damn I’m going to college so I’ll see
@@jrkularatne2900 bro, all jokes aside, she literally look like she’s in her 19 or 20 yo the latest, how many guys have she been with or how many people have she met in her life, how many places have she been too, even experts that study in psychology of a human brain still can’t find the consistency of the answer, how tf does she know, she just trying to gain some attention on Tiktok or Instagram😂😂😂✌🏻😂
@@truenorthgooners3276 yeah true its hard to approach a girl these days without being a total creep lol
Very true 🤣🤣
This guy is hilarious he saying the truth when he’s been saying it all in caps
How do you say something in caps. I'm confused 🤔
@@jaredwellman8899 he is referring to his accent.
Stop capping
This pissed me of listening to her but I love your videos man (PS… I was looking at you the whole time and you didn’t get the hint) 😂😂😂
I paused the video at 2:56 and took a screenshot to create meme.😂😂😂😂
She sounds crazy 😜 🤣🤣 Do not take notes guys. Do not!! 😂
I’m ready for this!
i just watched it…this is wrong maximbady was right shes setting us up
Welcome back! Miss your shows, cheers!
This guy is hilarious. I cant believe i just found this channel. Keep it up MaximBady
So what we learned today is if she looks at you, tries to pull a professor X at you with telepathyy, or likes your pictures, or just goes past you brushing your arm like an accident then she likes you.
Let me tell you why what we learned is useless.
Looking at you: maybe she zoned out? Probably wasn't looking at you, maybe she mistaken you for someone else, maybe a fly bothered her then you both accidentaly lock eyes.
Mind read: you can't read minds, you're not professor x... You can't... You just can't.
Liking your picture: maybe just likes the background, perhaps she's your friend and just presses like by reflex, just like all of us as soon as we click on a video, maybe she likes your pet dog....
Brushing past you: just an accident. excuse me.
No.... These aren't signals, these are no hints. These are accidents, sorry Oogway... It is what it is. There are no accidents... But there ARE accidents.
2:30 what type of dinosour logic is that 😂😂😂😂
I'd say most women expect men to be mind readers.
So would she.
I would like to go to a world where there are no magical fairies, like these people!
Unless they could actually read minds, then women would call him a creep for invading their privacy.
If women want a man who can read minds, then maybe they should date a Pokemon.
Psyduck 🤣
Bloodyhell!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mewtwo
😄
Mr.Mine type beat 💀
Think about you was a wild advice 😂😂😂😂 now I’m pulling girls everywhere 🤣🤣🤣
The girl: it doesn't make cents!
*sends*******
Sents**
@@Lunatic5306 sense* lmao
Sense
Here's what I would do growing up...
1. I would sit next to the guy
2. Strike up conversation
3. Giggle
4. Tell him that he's funny or really smart, complimenting him
5. Ask him for his phone number and call him when I get home
6. Ignoring other girls who tell me he's not good enough
7. I would constantly look and smile at him
8. He's talking and I'm all ears
As a guy 100% chance of success
🔥👍
You should indeed listen to the girls part, and always send things like location. Seriously, better save than sorry
Cool
Idk it sounds like she is explaining the signs of autism.
😆
No way
Autistic people are far smarter
cmon, don't offend the autistic people now
These reactions are pure gold
It's always Christmas on Maxim Bady channel.
Girleen definitely has an "If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best" pillow on her sofa, and this is the roasting it and she deserve.
“Jesus cry on a scooter” 😂😂😂
I'm having a bad day and your videos never fail to make me laugh, THANK YOU
Ah. So, she's a glass half full of herself kind of girl.
And she wants to be filled with something else.
If you are handsome but poor then you aren't handsome.but if you rich then you are already handsome.
This is facts
When he called for boys to gather. Dat was funny.😂😂
" what kind of dinosaur logic is that" 😂😂😂😂 2:18
Timestamp too early bro
@@freddyfazbear29470 context
The problem is some guys might watch this and if a girl they likes looks at them they take it as her hitting on him, he makes a move and she rejects him (because its bullshit) some guys will get mad or adult the girl. All of this is bs.
I love how you watched the video then made an imaginary situation to finally blame a guy, completely skipping the total bs that came out from her mouth lmao. Like who would take this seriously?
0:43
I can literally hear him saying
“Ladies and gentlemen, I……I think my brain just committed soosayd”
I agree... no bueno...nooo bueno
i love this guy, he always has the best reactions and his accent is the topping on the cake, hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣
5:00 The best advice ever!!
"Brush up on you"
I understand this because girls have been practicing social distancing with me before 2020
3:22 - this is the point where legit truth is coming out of Bady... Been there....
She's not fooling anyone but herself.
Can confirm as a guy who gets those looks, this is true, but I don't care because if I wanted a girl I would go on the internet, ones in real life are too much of a hassle.
Yes indeed and you can be sent to jail for harassment if she doesn't like it or end up getting her pregnant which is another hassle for 18 years for the man.
Omg what have you guys been going thru? Are girls really that full of $hit?
@@tasi_007 I've had at least a dozen girls that I know are married or have boyfriends hit on me. That should just start the conversation. Needless to say I didn't want anything to do with them, I don't do that/them. Leave your man before you hit on me! It's easy to get in bed and be in a bad relationship, destroy your life and other peoples', it is harder to find a quality relationship that isn't s!@#. 80% of the people in this world are not worth your time in general.
@@ristonalaimo5048 damn yeah that spoke volumes. I get you though. It's really tough to find good people in general, let alone a partner. One of the reasons I made a conscious decision to stay single. But now I also wonder, that if we all here understand each others troubles it means that good people still exist right. We want nothing but real. Maybe there's hope for us after all.
@@tasi_007 we are talking here about woman but I guess man are not much better. In general it’s extremely hard to finde an decent partner today. Moste ppl got hurt so much in there past that the somehow broke and lost the ability to bound. If you loose this you will start to hook up because you will chase this feehling of being in love and good with one person. This will cause heartbreaking to the ppl you hook up with and clothe circle continues.
It is easy to point an finger and someone and say it’s his fault special as woman it’s to easy. But in the end everyone is building his own world and everyone can decide what world he wants to build.
Women: *exists*
This girl: why isn't he getting my signals
Shes actually right about the arm brushing when walking past. Currently in my meeting with HR but ill get back to you guys
Thaw right Bady you stick to your guns, you’re on the right track I say! Well up until your last four personal tips that is-they don’t hurt but they’re certainly not the be all and end all.
When a women looks at you and then turns her head to look at you twice, that means she is interested in you...
I learned that a long time ago, and that is a good time to turn back and start a conversation with her with simple hello! what's your name?...
david no of us can talk to girls that ain't working
@@avatard.chiken4811, well! that's the problem with most men, being afraid to making that first move and getting shot down or rejected is never easy, but I have learned along time ago that a closed mouth don't get fed... The number one thing that women look for in a man is confidents, and sometime we have take that chance, especially when you feel something for a girl that you really like... I have been shot down many times myself, but I have also landed a few girls because I decided to take that chance and walk up to her with a simple hello! and then asking her name... I even had a few girls who chased me down, and got my number through a friend of mine, so it can happen when you least expect it... When your in the presents of a women, you have to be somewhat reserved, meaning you don't want to drink a whole lot of alcohol when you are in her company.. One or two beers are fine, but anything more can be a real turn off for women now a days... I had a few girls who said that they liked me, but I drank to much and it turned them off... So you just have to be mindful sometimes...
His accent makes this more hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣
Sooooooooooo, what do we have here!???..... 🤣😅😂
Men gather around 🤣😅😂
No beuno!!!🤣😅😂
Watches video
Me:…….Sorry guys false alarm, Back to watching anime
maximbady is literally the most truthful person ever. So funny and so true.
You know you have been on this channel long enough when you sync up with Bady while saying 'Jesus Christ on a Scooter' even when you are watching the video for the first time.
i actually just did that! though i got it wrong, i said, on a motorbike :(
Love your VIDEOS… 🤓🤣🤣🤣🙌🏻
That's it ! You're welcome! Mah man always speaks logic! 😂😂
"Gather around all men" 😂😂😂
I love how
"This is the way girls hint they like you"
actually means
"This is the way I hint I like you"
"Naah..I thought about it. This one is not safe!" 😂😂
I fell on the floor laughing when she said “thinking of you and hoping you get the brain signal”
Satirical mastermind: "I'm serious"
MaximBady: "You're a virgin"
GigaChad after this video: *GigaChadCupid*
2:45 I get the brain signal all the time, and when I do what the brain told me, I get smacked in the face!
It's almost as if this brain signalling crap doesn't even work!
*MaximBady in the thumbnail:* THINK, WOMAN! THINK!
If you start rubbing up to me No...jail lol this guys videos crack me up
Women: If i like a guy and he doesn't hit on me, I guess he's gay. If not, it's his fault he didn't pay any attention to me. And if I don't like him - he is a creep! Eeeew, what is he thinking even talking to me!
My ex husband musr have thought when the girls and boys were separated for sex ed girls were given mind reading instructions. He would say did you do so and so, I world ask did you ask me to, he would say no but I was thinking about it. Like what? I never got a mind reading class! I guess I was sick that day
Here in New York City watching thank you for the video and if you want to know if a girl likes you it's in her eyes when she speaks to you with the tone of her voice and you need to be friendly with a positive attitude about life and don't be smelly and don't listen to any women on Tik-Tok or Instagram or Facebook and listen to your heart because it never lies
Legend says she still single till this day waiting on a telepath
The only thing I found out is that I don‘t like her.
loving the t-shirt
When a girl looks at you then looks down and back up with a smile followed by the eyes going up and to the right, you’re in 👍
Sounds like morse code 😂
My friend, your advice just solved all the teenage boys' problems with just 4 good tips
I hope us men evolve to have a telepathic power. Life would be much easier
Even after all that i don't get it
Damn, bro, you’re surprised that women expect men to read their minds?? 😬
After seeing this my brain is shut down 😁😀😂
As a women what the f is she going on about.
The "brain signal" is by far the best
My first ex-GF literally did the opposite of liking my Instagram. Listen to Maximbady guys, not the make-up shop.
I had a horrible day. I followed her advice.
1) My nurse touched my arm when taking my blood I can never go back to that hospital
2) I thought I had the ability to read minds of a girl at the beach, I ended up getting hot sand in my eyes.
3) I liked all of this girl's pictures on Instagram and not only did she block me, Instagram banned my account.
4) I had a girl look at me, turned out she was 17 years old. I am not able to be 200 feet of any school. I am posting this comment from prison.
Thank you lady for nothing.
Wow, no wonder people told me so many times to stop flirting when I was growing up-and people didn't believe me when I said I wasn’t-according to her way of thinking.
I naturally have a bubbly personality, and I’m not flirting. I’m just outgoing once I am comfortable enough, that is, because I am shy, too.
That's stupid.