TikTok's Only Girls Will Understand

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  • @kallmekris
    @kallmekris  2 ปีที่แล้ว +4394

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  • @MiaFreeman-ps7pq
    @MiaFreeman-ps7pq 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1784

    Kris: "Your outfit looks cute as hell today."
    Me in my pajamas: 👁👄👁

    • @marieanderson8715
      @marieanderson8715 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Me right now😂

    • @Grakigurl
      @Grakigurl 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Literally me

    • @jennylewis248
      @jennylewis248 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      me too

    • @frog_bean
      @frog_bean 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      TOTALLY NOT ME-

    • @CraftyFrogs
      @CraftyFrogs 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Same

  • @bethnowak3721
    @bethnowak3721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17749

    Kris: “your outfit looks cute as hell today”
    Me in a hospital gown: “I’ll let the hospital know you approve”

    • @Light__yagamii1
      @Light__yagamii1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +490

      Omg.. I hope u feel better soon💜

    • @adacelebi2178
      @adacelebi2178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +325

      get well soon 💜

    • @zarahensley8158
      @zarahensley8158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +386

      I was in my school uniform and I was thinking the same thing!

    • @izzyjackson8501
      @izzyjackson8501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      lol

    • @Raevens_freedom
      @Raevens_freedom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@zarahensley8158 same!

  • @Lynn_ADHD.redhairlife
    @Lynn_ADHD.redhairlife 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +343

    The "🦋🦋🦋Butterfly's between my thighs" got me😂😂😂😂😂

    • @milostinkybreath5182
      @milostinkybreath5182 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It was the laugh afterwards that made me die laughing😂😆😂😆😂😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅

    • @scribblegamer2047
      @scribblegamer2047 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      What is that video about I dont get it

    • @AlexisFox-qi3by
      @AlexisFox-qi3by 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      She be ridin

    • @scribblegamer2047
      @scribblegamer2047 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@AlexisFox-qi3by alr

    • @charlesturnupity
      @charlesturnupity วันที่ผ่านมา

      dudes get that too

  • @matthewpollick5908
    @matthewpollick5908 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +208

    I'm a male and understood about 98% of this, probably mainly because I have 3 sisters. Thank you Kris and keep doing what you love

    • @jaidennfernandes3666
      @jaidennfernandes3666 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I have one so i kinda understood a decent, but my head hurt😅

    • @ddiver2200
      @ddiver2200 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      tell me, what is done with the bench?

    • @Bestieboo6
      @Bestieboo6 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ddiver2200Tell u when ur older

    • @DumbAssPear
      @DumbAssPear 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Same here

    • @Bestieboo6
      @Bestieboo6 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ddiver2200 ummm

  • @aet3rna828
    @aet3rna828 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5543

    kris be like: you girls are all so dirty
    also kris: instantly understands every single one

    • @russtavares6855
      @russtavares6855 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      I had the most trouble with the corner of the chair one. Wat?

    • @TamWam_
      @TamWam_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      as an aroace girl, i didnt get any of the dirty ones. like the chair, or the showerhead (idek if that was dirty), etc

    • @russtavares6855
      @russtavares6855 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@TamWam_ Confirmed, showerheads on pulse feel good.

    • @redninjakitty14neko26
      @redninjakitty14neko26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@TamWam_ id say same but when i was totally aroace (im on the ace spectrum now) ijust didnt know what the feeling was cuz it certainly wasnt for anyone LOL

    • @captainwowei5705
      @captainwowei5705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@russtavares6855 I didn't understand the shower head one, and the last with the pillow

  • @barrythorlakson9767
    @barrythorlakson9767 ปีที่แล้ว +11685

    As not only a boy, but a tall boy, I was deeply confused by how much joy it brought me to be called a short queen.

    • @emily.999
      @emily.999 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      💀

    •  ปีที่แล้ว +178

      as someone who used to be a boy i love being called queen

    • @captain_cuddles
      @captain_cuddles ปีที่แล้ว +148

      @ doughnut queen 😉

    • @the.wanderers.shadow
      @the.wanderers.shadow ปีที่แล้ว +244

      Egg moments do be like that sometimes.

    • @sarahmorris200
      @sarahmorris200 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Ok I now love you

  • @Ava_611
    @Ava_611 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    The “Drinking, eating, suckin-“ really got me..🤣

    • @StraberryPlatypus
      @StraberryPlatypus หลายเดือนก่อน

      Drinking, eating………sucking 🫦🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @veronicabowen
    @veronicabowen 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +194

    I love how Kris always compliments her viewers even if she might be having a bad day 😊

  • @thebloxburggirl5246
    @thebloxburggirl5246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1833

    “Shelly we have to call the police. This woman is doing parkour and talking to herself. She’s going to kill us in our sleep.”
    Got me dying 🤣

    • @laylagomez3048
      @laylagomez3048 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      my neighbor has actually came to the door because they were concerned cuz ig while cleaning up outside they saw me doings.....stuff
      climbing/balancing on the fence to get to the roof to get stuff off then jumping of.........multiple times while talking to myself and laughing like a maniac ;-;

    • @traitor.glitches5302
      @traitor.glitches5302 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I laughed at this and my headphones are in my sister yelled at me whatever your watching isn’t even that funny :|

    • @Noxxy_ishere
      @Noxxy_ishere ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@laylagomez3048 i have done that once and uhm i broke my leg-

    • @laylagomez3048
      @laylagomez3048 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Noxxy_ishere
      i-ummmmm hold on I'm trying to be sympathetic........r u okay? lol anyways i did get hurt hence y i was laughing like a maniac....their was lots of blood ;-;.......anyways if u try that again i hope u land on smth to break the fall and not ur legs.

    • @bluey_love8594
      @bluey_love8594 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@laylagomez3048 Layla many people have possobley clled the police on me multipal times while I sing Super Bass and climb like 80 foot trees... 0-0

  • @Liv_ful
    @Liv_ful 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    Bro I blushed so hard when she said that my outfit looked good today because today is the first day I’m wear one of my boyfriends hoodies and I love it

  • @L26exxus
    @L26exxus 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    “Your outfit looks cute as hell today”
    Not me in a hippo onesie, nope not at all 😂

    • @user-hx8eb7yv7p
      @user-hx8eb7yv7p 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      woah your twinning with @user-rd6vf5vt9v

    • @Kawaii_Boke
      @Kawaii_Boke 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I get you so much cause I'm in a t shirt and underwear

    • @kirstyb14232
      @kirstyb14232 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm in a dinosaurs onesie

    • @amandajay9058
      @amandajay9058 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Kris complimented our outfits, yet, here I sit, on the toilet, no less, in track pants, a tshirt, and slides that dont match my outfit, lol! I love me some Kris!

  • @starrnanigans6402
    @starrnanigans6402 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3750

    I recently learned the pillow between the knees feels so much better because it actively helps keep your hips in alignment by preventing your legs from causing any strain on them. Like if you’re laying on your left, your right leg’s weight is applying pressure to your hip, and vice versa for laying on your right. The pillow keeps your “upper” leg parallel and elevated just enough to remove that problem. Something the chiropractor taught me and it’s definitely helped!

    • @heyyp6511
      @heyyp6511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      oh thanks! I never actually knew that I just did it cuz it's comfy 😂

    • @its_me_luv6941
      @its_me_luv6941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I did that w my blanket 😂

    • @CactusKitty42
      @CactusKitty42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The more you knoooow. Ya I'm trying this tonight.

    • @lisavlogss
      @lisavlogss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ive never tried it but hey, it sounds beneficial and cmy so imma do it tn

    • @missydec-tawney4061
      @missydec-tawney4061 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cooollll

  • @semi.
    @semi. ปีที่แล้ว +1908

    Kris: “your outfit looks cute as hell today”
    Me chilling with just shorts on: “Not really an outfit... but thanks?”

    • @oliviaseaver9420
      @oliviaseaver9420 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I’m wearing a tshirt from my school and a pair of pj pants

    • @lilacmoon3626
      @lilacmoon3626 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It is 2:11 am for me so I’m just wearing my PJs

    • @StarryNightSky481
      @StarryNightSky481 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Me with just a bra on: Um Kris?

    • @IDontLikeHandlesWithNumbers
      @IDontLikeHandlesWithNumbers ปีที่แล้ว +42

      That one guy fully naked: Glad you like it!

    • @InservioLetum
      @InservioLetum ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hey some people DO look cute topless, believe it or not! I mean I certainly don't, but you might! :)

  • @Khlo_Mo
    @Khlo_Mo หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    9:38 The way Kris says "Don't touch my phone" is just hilarious to me 😂😂

  • @Kawaii_Boke
    @Kawaii_Boke 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    I was reading through the comments and it warms my heart so much to see men in there as well enjoying all of this

  • @LydiaLove49
    @LydiaLove49 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1110

    "I feel so bad for the short girls now... short QUEENS!" 💖I'm crying. How can some people NOT like Kris? She literally makes life worth living

    • @luka-madelenskjong6623
      @luka-madelenskjong6623 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IKR :DD

    • @poppykeller7261
      @poppykeller7261 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That would be me!! I find it SERIOUSLY hard to reach ANYTHING in my house since everyone else decided to be tall. :))

    • @toddflanders9541
      @toddflanders9541 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I used to call my little cousin (female) queen and princess and would play games where she is in charge and I was her servant

    • @toddflanders9541
      @toddflanders9541 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am a male by the way

    • @markjake7262
      @markjake7262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just short people in be general. I am a man and cursed with being 5 '2"

  • @hynjinnlvsflix
    @hynjinnlvsflix ปีที่แล้ว +524

    “Your outfit looks cute as hell today”
    *Me in a literal narwhal onesie*

  • @user-ue6yv6gg4h
    @user-ue6yv6gg4h 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    '"And in the morning! You can propably amputate your arm... and not feel it" LMAO

  • @Catsarebetterthendogs.
    @Catsarebetterthendogs. 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Kris:your outfit looks cute as hell to day. me: covered in dog and cat hair in my pjs

  • @Itz_GlitchyAsh
    @Itz_GlitchyAsh ปีที่แล้ว +1987

    I love that Kris includes Jay in these and makes sure he is known. I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone include their editors in their videos this much :)

    • @camila1925
      @camila1925 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I’ve seen it frequently in Brazilian videos but it is rare to find this in other nationalities for some reason

    • @Dragonlord13
      @Dragonlord13 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      markiplier does

    • @InservioLetum
      @InservioLetum ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wait is he not just her significant other?

    • @Cjiscj777
      @Cjiscj777 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oompaville and Tara are my favs XD

    • @Galiant2010
      @Galiant2010 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Simon Whistler (has many channels, Biographics, Geographics, Today I Found Out, Brain Blaze, etc) is ALWAYS talking to/about his writers and editors. To the point that there's a running joke that he keeps one of them, Danny, locked in the basement churning out edits for minimal food.

  • @jasminemaherelgohary8151
    @jasminemaherelgohary8151 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1691

    Kris: "And your Outfit looks cute as hell today!"
    Me: wearing pajamas while wrapping myself in a blanket, this state is known as "the angle of depression"
    Imma get out of my comfort zone, bc you Kris made my day < 3 thank you ever so much ❤❤
    (Edit): OMG THANK YOU EVER SO MUCH GUYS FOR THE 1K LIKES, I LOVE YOU LOTS 😍 ❤ 💕 💗 💖 ♥

  • @amymattaliano7634
    @amymattaliano7634 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    When you said the thing about rubber bands in the hair and how they used to pull, I had a flashback to a friend of mine who used to use binder clips to hold her hair back. I have no idea what happened when she pulled them out. But I have a feeling it wasn't good.

  • @ChloeSiobhan
    @ChloeSiobhan หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Props to Kris for the “Racons” and the scene from Holy Grail 😂😂😂❤ fugg I love you!

  • @vencomaredon8150
    @vencomaredon8150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2123

    as a guy who was raised by predominantly women I understood so much of this and I can't stop laughing😂😂😂 I'm sending this straight to my mom she'd love this

  • @ShadowedDemise
    @ShadowedDemise 2 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    Kris: “Your outfit looks cute as hell today.” 🥰
    Me: *only wearing boxers* Oh, well thank you for noticing. It’s not much. I just kinda threw it on. 🤣

    • @hollywilliams8908
      @hollywilliams8908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@arayaelder4092 I'm here in jogging bottoms and a shirt😂

    • @hayfahazzazi6656
      @hayfahazzazi6656 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i'm in pyjamas and she said that i laughed 😂😂

    • @mrfrogkingg
      @mrfrogkingg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm wearing what Kris is wearing but in pink.

    • @hollywilliams8908
      @hollywilliams8908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mrfrogkingg oooooo prettyy

    • @multifandom__mattheoriddle1438
      @multifandom__mattheoriddle1438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rosesonmygrave9290 same pjs for me

  • @emiiiii4715
    @emiiiii4715 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    Ok, I can't be the only one who absolutely loves Kris's voice like it's so, so perfect ESPECIALLY when she doesn't try ❤❤❤❤

  • @Samandcolbyfanzzz
    @Samandcolbyfanzzz 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    The girls in my 2nd period were (for some reason) comparing makeup supplies bc they're cheerleaders, and this dude was holding one of the girl's eyelash curlers, and she said (fake name) Girl: "Race give me the eye lash curler!"
    Race: "the what???"
    Girl: "THE SCISSORS!!!!"
    Race: "oohhhhhhhhh here u go"
    Girl: (a tad pissed) "thank you!"
    it was one of the funniest things i have ever witnessed.

    • @No_Name_Aj69
      @No_Name_Aj69 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      That's funny😂

  • @R2debo_
    @R2debo_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8489

    Thank you Kris for complementing me literally every time you film. Not a lot of TH-camrs actually do this. ❤🧡💛💚💙💜

  • @addict69420
    @addict69420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7149

    Kris is the kind of person to always try to make people's day, despite if her day isn't as good as she makes ours. 😀

    • @orantilley
      @orantilley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Instabruh.User.. bruh

    • @youaremybias2030
      @youaremybias2030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Kris sounds like the kind of person to look at a piece of crap and yell “is anyone gonna eat that?” And not wait for an answer.
      I’m joking btw lol

    • @Hal_Creeper
      @Hal_Creeper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Very true

    • @catherineperez1005
      @catherineperez1005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Omg yesss 100% I love her so much. She always makes my day with her youtube and tiktok videos

    • @judyjumaa1115
      @judyjumaa1115 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kris: I like your outfit
      Me in black tanktops:
      Thnx👍😂

  • @paneth8466
    @paneth8466 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    "Is there a monster under my bed?" Voice under bed: "No" "Understood."

  • @DragonsHeirs
    @DragonsHeirs 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    “Your outfit looks cute today!”
    Me in a my melody onesie: 🥺☺️ well thank you.

  • @lisajones1438
    @lisajones1438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    12:55 "if he can't handle YOU, at your Fartest..."
    Quote of the day! Lol

  • @pennyherron09
    @pennyherron09 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1801

    Kris: “…i’m loving your outfit today…”
    Me: **Watches while in the shower**

    • @rkstarling8687
      @rkstarling8687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I was in pajamas 🤣

    • @inkylace7045
      @inkylace7045 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@rkstarling8687 same

    • @angellystarry
      @angellystarry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Imagine being in a bikini

    • @kiamari7098
      @kiamari7098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@rkstarling8687 sameeee

    • @bumblebrina
      @bumblebrina 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@angellystarry Bikini's can be cute though

  • @AlohiOpheliaR
    @AlohiOpheliaR 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Kris: "Your outfit looks cute as hell today."
    Me literally with a blanket on my head: atleast you approve

  • @splosionsmcgee
    @splosionsmcgee 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    dude, avacado cuts are a landmark of life.... my left thumb is still missing feeling along the outermost edge from mine!!

  • @Itachisgirl1996
    @Itachisgirl1996 ปีที่แล้ว +1401

    "If the men find out we can shapeshift, they're going to tell the church." With anyone of these tik toks and I got all of them the pillow between the knees has helped my hips a lot

    • @juliyacollins4418
      @juliyacollins4418 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      She sounds exaclty like her tho doesnt she

    • @Itachisgirl1996
      @Itachisgirl1996 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@juliyacollins4418 she does which is awesome

    • @ngl1553
      @ngl1553 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This quote is so over used ...it's no longer funny

    • @Xihnic
      @Xihnic ปีที่แล้ว +10

      As I man I feel the need to tell my brethren of your supernatural abilities while trying to get a rubber band out of my hair. Sorry to inform you of this tragedy, but I cannot keep it a secret

    • @emma-raehinson115
      @emma-raehinson115 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Xihnic No one can know the truth, the ones that do must keep it to themselves or be punished by death

  • @Animateddemigod
    @Animateddemigod ปีที่แล้ว +1776

    The fact that i am a girl and didn’t understand a good 80% of these 😂

  • @_lLexa_l
    @_lLexa_l 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Kris: "Your outfit looks cute as hell today."
    Me in a oversized shark shirt and hot pink shorts: "Thank you, I was thinking about changing my shorts."

  • @thechosenknight.2677
    @thechosenknight.2677 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    I'm a dude with long hair, i know exactly what you mean by the rubber band thing and the hair band thing. The hair band thing is especially bad because i have chronic urticaria, which can cause my skin to swell under pressure. The glasses out of hair thing is really painful as well

  • @stephaniespicer6834
    @stephaniespicer6834 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

    "Is nothing sacred?"
    I am dead! 😂
    AND a Monty Python clip.

  • @Thatonegirl_Ella
    @Thatonegirl_Ella ปีที่แล้ว +995

    The fact that I'm only wearing a oversized hoodie with nothing else on and Kris is like: "you're outfit is cute as hell" is just wholesome to me. Love you Kris!♥

    • @bdubs3563
      @bdubs3563 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ayo

    • @jellzie_is_a_bean
      @jellzie_is_a_bean ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@bdubs3563 It's comfortable-

    • @Buckaroni
      @Buckaroni ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same❤😂

    • @user-oh5pp5kh9i
      @user-oh5pp5kh9i ปีที่แล้ว +3

      thats so weird so am i

    • @MorganMakesThings
      @MorganMakesThings ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Donald Ducking is a vastly underrated fashion choice for those who are not planning to go out.

  • @kimhuskey3691
    @kimhuskey3691 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Her saying:
    "And your outfit looks cute as hell today!!"
    Me in my pj's
    "😩My fit is so nice😩"

  • @TreasureBooPhoenix
    @TreasureBooPhoenix 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "Your outfit is cute today"
    me in an outfit that is literally so cute
    WELL WELL WELL

  • @starfire9450
    @starfire9450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    Everybody's talking about Kris but can we talk about editor Jay and how his cameos just makes the videos funnier. He needs a raise XD

  • @queer.blonde9987
    @queer.blonde9987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1135

    the fact that she compliments us every video, does youtube, has another job, makes videos alot, and so much more is just amazing.

    • @musbacintia8984
      @musbacintia8984 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd love to be VERY.CUMS.DATE
      youngboy is my idol.
      Hes the person I aspire to be, hes my light of day

    • @esss9
      @esss9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Plus she has tiktok and other socials

    • @Not_Txsunamy
      @Not_Txsunamy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      your profile picture is amazing

    • @queer.blonde9987
      @queer.blonde9987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Not_Txsunamy oh thanks

    • @queer.blonde9987
      @queer.blonde9987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1k likes omigosh r u kidding me that's alotttt

  • @arohiabeywardana5415
    @arohiabeywardana5415 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Kris:”Your outfit looks cute as hell today.”
    Me Naked:👁️👄👁️

  • @islandrebelmakeup4653
    @islandrebelmakeup4653 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I’m 5ft and the short ones are so accurate. I have to do this shit so often I don’t have time for step stools or ladders.

  • @Ennio444
    @Ennio444 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    The paper in the toilet doesn't prevent noise, it prevents Poseidon's Kiss.

    • @Giratina871
      @Giratina871 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      It prevents both I guess. The noise from the faucets to dampen the sound of the drop, as well as prevent the splashback

    • @fallen.embers
      @fallen.embers ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ohh😂😂😂

    • @maya_gotlost
      @maya_gotlost ปีที่แล้ว +5

      True tho

    • @yokaescorner
      @yokaescorner ปีที่แล้ว +24

      😂😂😂Poseidon's kiss, hilarious

    • @geekpunk5159
      @geekpunk5159 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      those tingy splashes and the fear that mosquitos are there biting my ass

  • @crescentmooncreations7004
    @crescentmooncreations7004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    Kris always looks so pretty, but today she looks drop dead gorgeous! I spend 3 hours getting ready for a pageant and I don't look that pretty. And the fact that she takes the time and effort to compliment us every single time she sits down to film is incredible and unique. She is my one-stop therapist. She should be an inspiration for all content creators. I don't think y'all know how much time and effort she must spend on every video and script. She truly is not appreciated enough so... THANK YOU KRIS AND JAY!!! Y'all do so much for so many people and everyone should like the video, subscribe, and turn on notifications for the queen of comedy👑

    • @mayeczka1
      @mayeczka1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      3 hours?!?! I bet you look like a snacc as soon as you awaken from your slumber. To give you a bit more confidence you should see me before I have my morning tea/coffee.

    • @dcarroll888
      @dcarroll888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      DRRROOOPPP DDEEAAADDD BEAUTIFULLLL😍😍😍😍😍

    • @CourtneyTunbridge79
      @CourtneyTunbridge79 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well said 👏

    • @polaarj4064
      @polaarj4064 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      simp alert

    • @tjena_mors115
      @tjena_mors115 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Love this! We need to appreciate the queen 👑 💅

  • @LaVadaBrickey
    @LaVadaBrickey 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The *sigh* Is nothing sacred!? Really got me

  • @Melanie-ww4yk
    @Melanie-ww4yk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1318

    Kris is literally the best, nicest, prettiest, and funniest. She must be protected at all costs. Thank you Kris, for always brightening our day. ❤️

    • @erinmcarthur1844
      @erinmcarthur1844 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I loan right!❤️😊

    • @kapowaiwarrior2899
      @kapowaiwarrior2899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I agree with this comment, Who wouldn't agree

    • @takutherat502
      @takutherat502 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amen

    • @ryetea400
      @ryetea400 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Idk. I cut myself with an avocado is a GREAT icebreaker

    • @musbacintia8984
      @musbacintia8984 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd love to be VERY.CUMS.DATE
      youngboy is my idol.
      Hes the person I aspire to be, hes my light of day

  • @TheDarkknight9000
    @TheDarkknight9000 ปีที่แล้ว +993

    Not a woman, but I get most of these.
    Side note: the pillow between the legs when you sleep, helps quite a bit with knee pain.

    • @kalabafunga5878
      @kalabafunga5878 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah

    • @jujuh.3491
      @jujuh.3491 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Yep also with back pain homie

    • @thatdudeluci1839
      @thatdudeluci1839 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      This guy gets it!

    • @tabortoothtiger7580
      @tabortoothtiger7580 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Like Juju said, it helps with back pain as well. It keeps your body aligned in the way it's supposed to be, therefore, keeping your spine aligned, ergo no more back pain. lol

    • @kermitisgodd2946
      @kermitisgodd2946 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bro yeah everyone does it

  • @Profbaatz235
    @Profbaatz235 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    only been following your channel a few weeks by now, only found this now but its hilarious as .... thanks for the good laughs. you're making people laugh even a year later ;) greetings from good ol germany

    • @ilyuall
      @ilyuall 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      why does this comment not have any likes?

  • @Ashedoesgacha_
    @Ashedoesgacha_ 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love you sm, kris! You’re so sweet and kind and funny you bring me so much joy! :D

  • @stayofthesky5472
    @stayofthesky5472 ปีที่แล้ว +676

    Kris: "WHY IS NOTHING SACRED"
    Also Kris: "School be lit tho"

  • @silkwingsbluefanyay3759
    @silkwingsbluefanyay3759 ปีที่แล้ว +1110

    Kris:”your outfit looks cute today!”
    Me: “I’m a wearing sweat covered tank top and pj pants, but thank you!” It really made my day. Whenever I watch Kris’s videos, I feel 1 billion times better.

    • @mustspreadtheweird7172
      @mustspreadtheweird7172 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Grl, tank tops and sweatpants are just *chefs kiss. Rock em

    • @ketas
      @ketas ปีที่แล้ว +12

      while i wear just my skin...

    • @so_im_tired
      @so_im_tired ปีที่แล้ว +6

      while i am wearing pjs that i've been wearing for the past week because i am a sick pathetic creature

    • @krystalirvine5171
      @krystalirvine5171 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ketas Me too

    • @Allan_aka_RocKITEman
      @Allan_aka_RocKITEman ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ketas >>> Yeah, I am laying here with just my eyeglasses and wristwatch...😆

  • @declanwittkowske7128
    @declanwittkowske7128 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    4:30 as a dude with long hair, but thick hands/wrists I can't put them on my wrist my hand will dye, but I have started like wrapping them around my finger once or twice and wearing them like rings so that works

  • @RosieandfriendsYT
    @RosieandfriendsYT 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Janet: Katrina Kris made a spicy juice hoodie
    Katrina:BUY IT
    Janet:already did
    Katrina: Good ...
    grab the spicy juice off the counter top
    Janet: On it! 0:48

  • @AJaymes91
    @AJaymes91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    The hairtie on the wrist one though! Mine leaves red marks on my wrist, instead of taking it off, I just move it up or down thus getting more marks on my wrist. My coworker saw my wrist and immediately quietly asked if I was okay, she was really concerned. I looked down at my wrist and understood, I said "Oh, yes! It's just from my hairtie!" And showed her. I appreciate her for caring though!

    • @nightowl2276
      @nightowl2276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      omg same once I asked my guy friend (who has a wrist 2x the size of mine) if he could just wear my hair tie for a bit to stretch it out. I now have that one plus 2 others on my wrist and I usually have 2 on me at any given time

    • @enitsujmortensen9394
      @enitsujmortensen9394 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Awe that's so sweet! I actually am a recovering self harmer, so I get weird looks often. But that is amazing!! We love her ❤️

    • @Panda72021
      @Panda72021 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, I always get anxious that someone will think I've been self-harming, or that someone has hurt me; when I remove a hair tie from my wrist. We're okay...we're all just tired of having our hair in our faces when we have things to do.

  • @WimpyGamerGirl
    @WimpyGamerGirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    Something guys don't know... 90% of the time when we cancel a date saying "I feel sick" it's because we are depressed and feel ugly. The other 10% is because we are on our period (which makes us feel ugly and depressed). If we cancel for any other reason and don't make new plans within a couple days it means we're undecided about wanting to date you period.

    • @russtavares6855
      @russtavares6855 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And that’s my go-to, too. “Oh, you can’t do X day? Ok, YOU pick a day when you’re ok with it” …and now we’ll know if it was an excuse or a reason. Question answered.

    • @gastrodonenjoyer999
      @gastrodonenjoyer999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you , I didn’t know that.

    • @EmmaJohnsonShenanigans
      @EmmaJohnsonShenanigans 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah i say that to my friend a lot whenever she asks me if i wanna facetime, my camera is always off at this point 😐😞

    • @alliejensen5003
      @alliejensen5003 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No now your telling them the secrets😢

    • @devonmeyer2135
      @devonmeyer2135 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love my girl no matter what she thinks she looks like she is beautiful

  • @bi_horse_girl246
    @bi_horse_girl246 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Kris saying your outfit looks great was the confidence i needed (I've spent the past hour trying to decide if i actually looked good in my outfit)

  • @MeenaSophia
    @MeenaSophia หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    ilysm kris, u got me with the down and out shit 🤣🤣

  • @richardburr4934
    @richardburr4934 2 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    As a guy, none of this is secret nor sacred when you've grown up with a sister or cousin with no shame. A girl that's willing to put her cards on the table, enables a guy to understand a woman's point of view very early in life.

    • @johnwalker1058
      @johnwalker1058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I was the opposite. Some of those kinds of topics are "hush hush" in my family, so I only learned about such things in recent years thanks to the internet teaching me through memes, videos, and posts.

    • @omaravina7729
      @omaravina7729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Also a boy

    • @nate25
      @nate25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      im a boi ig... i couldn't follow most of this video

    • @richkarter1916
      @richkarter1916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      my whole family was girls, dad and grandpa are the only guys who i actually lived with and saw on a normal basis and dad grew up with four sisters so nothing was really secret in my family either

    • @allanforssberg
      @allanforssberg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Not only girls do the toilet paper one

  • @stayclown-fb3jz
    @stayclown-fb3jz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Kris: "and your outfit looks cute as hell today!"
    me, who just came out of the shower wearing a towel: "...thankyou m'lady..."

  • @Goose_lover77
    @Goose_lover77 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "Me in my pjs"
    No my outfit is not beautiful😂😂

  • @jessielynncharboneau4780
    @jessielynncharboneau4780 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Kris you make me laugh so much. Thank you for being you ❤

  • @annapowell9203
    @annapowell9203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    Jay needs a raise for that "tis but a scratch" joke

    • @lilalakes968
      @lilalakes968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That was a good movie

    • @feather5385
      @feather5385 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ah the holy grail, the good young days bcs i'm only 14😅😌💅 (i have the coconuts at home...)

    • @cool-aidmaaan3646
      @cool-aidmaaan3646 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love Monty Python

  • @TheKyleBrah
    @TheKyleBrah ปีที่แล้ว +1912

    The "secret" use of a Shower Head to women is as "secret" as the conspicuous lotion dispenser on the man's bedside counter.

  • @Musicdemons-fv1yd
    @Musicdemons-fv1yd 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Kris: your outfit looks cute as hell today”
    Me only wearing a towel: 👁👄👁

    • @the_notebook_artist
      @the_notebook_artist 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ..........that's me but make it a duvet

  • @drroyalbleu7021
    @drroyalbleu7021 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    0:07 As a farming man, I really appreciate you telling me my oil-stained work clothes look cute as hell. Thank you 😊

  • @user-ek6wp2jw6v
    @user-ek6wp2jw6v 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +557

    I am a guy, I did love this but understood very little of it. So you ladies do a very good job of hiding these little secrets.

    • @YourAlive_
      @YourAlive_ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      Ur gentleman :) yo also lit up my day :)

    • @ItsAzureandAurora
      @ItsAzureandAurora 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Quick question what parts did you understand I'm just curious lol

    • @Sascha_Oneill
      @Sascha_Oneill 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Lmao, i imagine your face trying o understand these things 😆

    • @CrazyKidPapaya
      @CrazyKidPapaya 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      @@ItsAzureandAurora I don’t understand the controller thing, AND I DONT WANT TO 😢

    • @ItsAzureandAurora
      @ItsAzureandAurora 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      @@CrazyKidPapaya It's best that you don't find out I'm ✨traumatized✨
      Like most girls don't do it boys are gonna think we're so weird 😭

  • @robscott583
    @robscott583 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    kris never fails to make me smile. her smile could light up a room

  • @Viperion44
    @Viperion44 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    “Butterflies between my thighs” got me😂😂😂

  • @Darcy.dogxxx
    @Darcy.dogxxx 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the second one i was laughing my head off bc i was thinking abt my bff and then you made it so nice and sweet

  • @mathewcampbell2875
    @mathewcampbell2875 2 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    I'm a guy and I understood almost 100% of everything I saw, mainly because I was raised by 4 women ( mother an her 3 daugthers) and I always had a fair amount of female friends to explain these stuff to me🙂

    • @thespicychicken7774
      @thespicychicken7774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      You were taught well...

    • @jpkp65
      @jpkp65 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      do you sleep with a pillow between your legs too? it's so comfy even as a guy.

    • @happyflake4552
      @happyflake4552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I really respect people like you who don't make a big deal or act grossed out by normal female things. Thank you

    • @josie3956
      @josie3956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      you understand the loofah thing?

    • @thespicychicken7774
      @thespicychicken7774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@happyflake4552 agreed, thank you ✨

  • @kashishtaneja8318
    @kashishtaneja8318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    You can actually feel like you could be friends with her in real life. She's always soo sweet and genuinely lovley nature. Love your videos Kris 💜💜

    • @kallmekris
      @kallmekris  2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Awwww thanks love ❤️

    • @kashishtaneja8318
      @kashishtaneja8318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Omg I'm gonna cry noww 😭😭😭 whatt I actually got a reply!!

    • @cookietrixgacha3466
      @cookietrixgacha3466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yas

    • @aToxicFlower
      @aToxicFlower 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I really wish I was her friend tbh…even tho I’m barely even a teenager I still wish it
      *me only having half siblings and half step-siblings be like*

    • @i_sleep-forever7804
      @i_sleep-forever7804 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aToxicFlower I have 3 half siblings and one siblings

  • @SulliaLivyn
    @SulliaLivyn 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Kmk is literally the best! If I'm having a bad day, all I gotta do is watch her videos and I end up p*ssing myself laughing each time! 😂 Thanks for being so frikken awesome Kris x 😊💕

  • @XxmainecoonxX
    @XxmainecoonxX 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    0:51 a good idea for the “spicy juice” would be “adult juice” bc that’s what my family used to call it when I was little 🤣

  • @IwannatrywithKat
    @IwannatrywithKat ปีที่แล้ว +237

    "Your outfit is cute." Thanks, I was born in it.

  • @A-lee_
    @A-lee_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    Kris: Your outfit looks BEAUTIFUL today!
    Me who’s wearing a care bear onesie as a 15 year old: aww shucks, thanks kris, you’re so kind
    KEEP DOING WHAT YOURE DOING!! You make me so happy. I’m so proud you try to make us happy even when you might be in pain (not talking just about the avocado cut) love you! Have an amazing day you and jay!

    • @yourcringelord
      @yourcringelord 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The cringe lord thinks it is ok to wear the care bear onesie as long as you feel comfortable in it. The cringe lord hopes you enjoy the jammas.

    • @she_ismort3893
      @she_ismort3893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bro that is literally me everyday 24/7 always in pajamas (unfortunately not care bear wunzies). nd then my mother gets mad.

    • @ratgod_
      @ratgod_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      you're never too old to wear onesies they're comfortable and cute :))

    • @scarletonyx8507
      @scarletonyx8507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’m sick in bed wearing my plain jammies and I wish I had a care bear onesie. I’d kill for a grumpy bear one cos he’s my fave. My spirit bear if you will.

    • @lexithedreamer67
      @lexithedreamer67 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I am 25 and wear a stitch jumpsuit...so..uh.. xD

  • @Chickm_nuggies46
    @Chickm_nuggies46 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Kris: "You look cute as hell today"
    Me: just had a meltdown over math revision

  • @crazycooolchannel8783
    @crazycooolchannel8783 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Kris: your outfit looks cute as hell today.
    Me: taking a $h!t

  • @nautilys6960
    @nautilys6960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    “All short girls know this problem”. Me: being short and thinking it would be being used as an armrest by my “friends”

    • @ghost-ue5ft
      @ghost-ue5ft 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Im that "friend"

    • @nautilys6960
      @nautilys6960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ghost-ue5ft at least now I know my ‘friends’ aren’t the only ones who treat people like furniture lol

    • @christamatta4671
      @christamatta4671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude I do that to my bestie all the time there is a satisfaction to it that can only be understood by someone who has done this

    • @shlokshetty5986
      @shlokshetty5986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm a reverse case. I'm a 6"5 guy so i still use my bestie as an armrest.

    • @racoon6195
      @racoon6195 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      my dad does that and im just like ew get off me as a joke :)

  • @SweetGaming
    @SweetGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Kris: "And your Outfit looks cute as hell today!"
    Me: sitting there in a green christmas pullover with "mrs" lettering
    I feel pretty now! ♥

  • @katherinesullivan3826
    @katherinesullivan3826 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Kris, Your so awesome ! Keep up the great work 💜

  • @Lilyme123
    @Lilyme123 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Kris: this is so stupid
    My dad: put that SOFT!!!!!

  • @Tasonir
    @Tasonir ปีที่แล้ว +181

    For the avocado scar: tell people "I once fought an avocado and lost". If they like it you can always add in "But you should have seen what happened to the avocado!" One of my best lines :)

    • @ryasnipes6068
      @ryasnipes6068 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dito... cut my left index finger. I'm stealing that line! :)

    • @gilaoberman9282
      @gilaoberman9282 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      🤣🤣

  • @Laurastar2009
    @Laurastar2009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    I'm 5'3" and the struggle is real. My favourite tool for getting things that are out of my reach is a long wooden sword - you know the wooden play swords you can buy in castle gift shops. I can nudge boxes off shelves, loop bag handles onto it, or wrap a duster cloth on the end to clean. Super useful.

    • @Laurastar2009
      @Laurastar2009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@pianosauce5809 Thank you. I'll happily wear that crown - it goes so well with the sword ;)

    • @PoizonIvy1221
      @PoizonIvy1221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      5’3” as well and I use the little tool that came with the Easy Bake Oven for sliding the cake in!🤷🏼‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @rachelharris5919
      @rachelharris5919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m 5’3” and at the grocery store, I go to the sports section and a golf club becomes my best friend to get things off the top shelves

    • @pyperj.2127
      @pyperj.2127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg I gotta get one of those

    • @TheSun961
      @TheSun961 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didnt know 3 extra inches could somehow make my life so much easier

  • @gk_the_weirdo
    @gk_the_weirdo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    0:07
    OMG I WAS WEARING MY NEW PAIR OF PANTS WHEN YOU SAID THAT!!❤❤❤

  • @coolvideoswithjag7988
    @coolvideoswithjag7988 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Kris: “your outfit looks cute as hell today you always lookin cute as hell”
    Me being 13: illegal but I’ll allow it

  • @agwithkg1822
    @agwithkg1822 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    For the sequin dress one; I’m Indian and the dresses and outfits I wear to the temple and events are COVERED in gems and pointy shiny stuff, and it HURTS to get in/out of them. And they are made in such a way that makes it HURT to get in and out because the head hole is always too small or too close to the arm holes that it hurts to get ur arm in without bending ur neck back like an owl lol

    • @piggysnout7415
      @piggysnout7415 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Like I'm not indian but I can imagine ur pain and it hurts

    • @hellohello-ss2xn
      @hellohello-ss2xn ปีที่แล้ว +13

      as a fellow indian, i can agree, y those dresses got to be the itchiest things in the known universe is beyond me, even the simpler one are like that. the garments are still stunning tho

    • @thatoneguyjeff8555
      @thatoneguyjeff8555 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      im not indian but i do circus and THOSE PEOPLE PUT SEQUINS ON EVERYTHING and then I have to do parkour in a sequined leotard. it is...literally scarring me

    • @Siya26123
      @Siya26123 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As a fellow Indian, I relate to you

    • @Frankie_1908
      @Frankie_1908 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm Indian and I can totally relate. Though I haven't worn Indian outfits since...Covid I think.

  • @kholdanstaalstorm6881
    @kholdanstaalstorm6881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +799

    Kris: Compliments everyone on their outfit.
    Me: Sitting here on end of week 3 with Covid and after effects in my unmatched sweatshirt and pants while feeling a bit better because of the compliment.
    You're absolutely stunning in every video, looking both comfortable and ready for a red carpet event in the drop of a hat.
    I'm certain I understood most of these as a guy and I'm certain that videos of Kris watching boys secrets would be equally understandable for Kris and audience.
    Thanks a lot to Jay for the excellent editing and overall great job!
    I'm so happy to see you healing well Kris!
    I saw an tips video on avocado recently where the trick was to after the first cut along the stone trough the widest parts.
    Take the half with the stone, 2 fingers on the cut surface with a finger on each side of the stone and push on the skin side with the thumb on the stone to get it out.
    Take care, stay safe and enjoy yourself all!

    • @Haeliebug
      @Haeliebug 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oml this comment is so underrated come on people give this dude some props for this beautiful fuggin essay of a comment

    • @arson_atlas
      @arson_atlas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Haeliebug give it some time, the video was uploaded only about an hour ago

    • @Gatacorp
      @Gatacorp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Im just wearing a blanket as a hoodie while i drink beer and try to forget i have neon orange hot roots and no money to fix them, and toothpaste on a huge sit on my face lmao

    • @sarahsninjachannel
      @sarahsninjachannel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Feel better

    • @-.annie.-
      @-.annie.- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Periodt 💅

  • @the_Ha2b1N.H0t3L
    @the_Ha2b1N.H0t3L 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i love your merch Kris!! i have the duct taped heart shirt, the im fine crew shirt, and the put me in hell tee shirt i wear them everyday

  • @Averysommer
    @Averysommer 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “That’s all your thinking about drinking, eating, sucki*” 😭😂

  • @-Akkito_.
    @-Akkito_. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    "And your outfit is looking BEAUTIFUL TODAY-"
    Me wearing my school uniform preparing for the anxiety I'm going to receive.
    Keep up the amazing work Kris! You've always managed to make me smile each time I watch you ♡

  • @dingleofthedongle9561
    @dingleofthedongle9561 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    As an incredibly straight dude, this video has me questioning my masculinity. Maybe I am just a bearded lady. *Throes hands in air*

    • @Corneelius
      @Corneelius ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Throws* but good for you! You masculine queen!

    • @dingleofthedongle9561
      @dingleofthedongle9561 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Corneelius I indeed thought no one would notice XD

    • @kyranli_
      @kyranli_ ปีที่แล้ว +3

      fr i knew all of them

    • @scrpgoat
      @scrpgoat ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same I understood almost all of the stuffs shown maybe because I grew up around girls but I am questioning my masculinity, moreso as I can braid hair 🥲

    • @dingleofthedongle9561
      @dingleofthedongle9561 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Not PC meh

  • @boone716
    @boone716 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Hi there, one of the boys here. Definitely understood all of those. But only because I’ve been married for eleven years.

  • @user-dw6uk8xe2e
    @user-dw6uk8xe2e 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As a 5 foot 2 girl the mirror one is so true . I have to go on my tippy toes 😂

  • @elenakrasina454
    @elenakrasina454 2 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    Can we just appreciate the fact that Kris puts in so much hard work just to make us happy?