“You negotiate like a crack head trying to sell a stolen iPhone 5” 😂 😂 THAT AND “If you’re a good negotiator then im a white woman” IT MADE ME DIE OF LAUGHTER 😂 😂
You all haven't watched that show yet she left him and has good pay on Instagram and got proposed by another dude which she mest up too woman no matter what you do it ain't enough.
"Colt and Larissa married in June 2018. They later made headlines in January 2019 when Larissa was arrested for domestic battery following an alleged fight between the two, and Colt filed for divorce just days after the incident. Their divorce was finalized in May 2019." I'm shocked!!
Can't even feel bad for men like this. Sometimes gold diggers are very obvious to spot, but too many men are blinded by beauty. She clearly stated that's all she wants and his response was a credit card. He's fine with being used because he's doing the same. Love how she had the nerve to look annoyed when she kept asking for less money, like she was doing HIM the favor. Lmao girl...
I agree, I get sick when people feel sorry for any of these people. It's like the women who are older and obese and get engaged to a young good-looking man from another country. They know what that man is with them for but act like victims when the man don't want to sleep with them. They are all using each other equally.
I feel like we need a ‘where are they now?’ video. It’s my pet theory that these two are still going strong and their marriage will last a lifetime. The world works in funny ways 😂
I m an indian girl , still being a girl i say these r waste of money , and only stupid people go for show offs , smart people invest that money . channel gucci all r shit and useless , i wont buy them even if i get free money like piled in a suitcase 😂😂😂
When a person choose external appearance to choose a life partner and the result will be the wife loving the money over her husband and their happiness....Not sure what he saw in her to even marry her other than his tower of Babel getting excited.
Tarun V mate I’ll take McDonald’s over some dumb fancy restaurant where I probably won’t like any of the food any day. I couldn’t care less if food is cheap as long as it tastes good 🤷🏼♀️ nice try though
@James Mathew give her a month, and that $10k will be long gone. She will put that mouth of hers in full use😉 and that $200 will become $20,000 in 2 months time, meaning him in debt by $10k and she gone.
He probably doesnt get girls, and suffers from low self esteem. She's not hot, he knows she's clearly with him for money, but still dont have d confidence to tell her to walk off. She on the other hand, has no shame. Can she not earn more than $200 a month if she gets a job?
Girl I was talking to treated me like shit on and off for 4 months before asking me if I’d give her my Netflix login info and I didn’t even do that. How the hell did that guy sit there for so long while she literally wouldn’t shut up about getting his money to buy a big piece of leather and fake metal.
@@whatrtheodds overweight and nerdy. I don’t mean to be rude, but those two things (being unattractive and having money) are usually the top two qualities of a simp.
My girlfriend asked me why I was going to buy 100 euro Linen shirt for meetings if there is no logo of the maker... Yea, like hell I would buy a shirt with a logo on it... I buy it because I know it will last, I need a linen shirt and no formal shirt should ever have a logo.
Maxim is very wise, he should run for office
But then he wont be wise, whenever someone enters office all former wisdom is vaporised
@@UrWifiIsSlow agreed😂😂
2.2M subs might agree!
We’re does he live
Z Bomb South Africa, I think
“This is how crackheads negotiate” 😂
Cryin😭😭
That shit had my dead lmfao
😂😂😂
Bruh it ain’t even a joke, crackheads will try to sell you an iPhone 5. It’s legit happened to me couple times
You damb🤣🤣🤣
“If you are a good negotiator, I am a white woman.” 😂🤣😂
"I underestimated him and overestimated this women" get me going LOL..... 🤣🤣...Love from India Brother 🇮🇳
Stop saying love from india
Nobody asked you🤢🤢
@@siddharth8166 Love from INDIA to you too 🇮🇳
@@sagarujjainwal7292 bhai kyun hamare desh ka naam kharab kar raha hai🥴
@@siddharth8166 Love from INDIA to you too 🇮🇳
@@siddharth8166 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮 you
"If you are a good negotiator, than I am a white woman!" 😂😂😂😂😂
Is it weird i read that in his accent
Shaq Wal no
If u are a guud negotiato than I am a white woma
That comment had me in fits of laughter for hours afterwards. Just every time I heard it I just started to laugh 😂.
@@boblekewl 👱🏿♀️
“Now I ain’t saying she a gold digger”
😂😂😂😂👌 love that
I am
Taylor LeFlore gross
@@applefarm6126 how
She's a dimond digger
Hell to the „N“ to the „NO“ 😂👍🏾
Lmao
😂😂😂
I once took a girl on our very first date and during the date she said “if I marry you can I spend your money?” I never call her back again
😂 smart move💯
@@Ipotain yep
Smart man! I would’ve made her pay for her own food too ..
Bruh... "Only if I decide to marry you" was the correct answer and never marrying her the correct solution. At least could have had the cat....
Gotta respect the honesty upfront. 😂
Only people who knew Maximbady before tiktok can like this
He's in tiktok 😮
Wait hes on tiktok tf?
liam Sandoval unfortunately, yes. Take me back to the times when tik tok was a song by Kesha and Corona was a beer
I didn't hear that he's on Tictok is he really????
What's tiktok?
She see’s him as a human wallet and he see’s her as arm candy. Sadly this is just a slight exaggeration of how many relationships really are.
This is the typical American marriage.
Nobody marries for personality anymore and then act surprised when things don't work out.
Yeah you right
It almost sounds like they were meant for each other.
Sad side of human creatures
Very well said, well done my man
“You negotiate like a crack head trying to sell a stolen iPhone 5” 😂 😂 THAT AND “If you’re a good negotiator then im a white woman” IT MADE ME DIE OF LAUGHTER 😂 😂
🤣 me too
"Colty" 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Stuffy
@Andy Ramirez unfortunately that’s how the world works 🤷🏻♀️
"Goldie" is good negotiator, but that woman is not woth the money or time.
@@RedStefan Who's Goldie?
Bruh, she ain't even hot.
@AmpEdition nah man she looks awful
@Tweedy Naima50 why are you geh?
He's ugly.
He should humble himself and be with someone who is as ugly as himself because anyone hotter is going to expect him to take care of her.
@@winning3329 maybe if she removes that make up of hers .....we might have someone ugly for him.......AGAIN
@@winning3329 She is as ugly as he is, only difference is that she's deluding herself about the truth.
I can't control my laughter when he be like "Jesus Christ on a motorbike" and his expressions🤣🤣🤣🤣
@RAGNAR Lothbroke no wonder IT cell right?
He said "Jesus cry on a motorbike"
I swear that's my favourite line now😂😂😂
@Carl. Johnson just motorbike will explode unlike you exploding whole country down just for oil
@@rajayounis94 Allahu AKBAR!!!!BOOM🤣
"You negotiate worse than a crackhead selling a stolen iPhone 5" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I will move heaven and earth to make you happy.. I just want money”
You can’t help some men. If he suffers it’s just his fault
you know, he made a good deal. Average wife costs way more than 200 dollars
He should give her $200 to just leave. Lol.
Well said... $199.00 overpriced though
Maybe just a head pat 🐱👋 see ya!
Give her a job application!
You all haven't watched that show yet she left him and has good pay on Instagram and got proposed by another dude which she mest up too woman no matter what you do it ain't enough.
I wouldn’t give her shit!!!
😂😂😂😂
"If u are a good negotiator then im a white woman" 🤣🤣🤣
@Nikos Alpha stupid it's not racism. Don't comment if you're underage.
@@gujjetibi if she's a good negotiator then im a black man
😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂💯
@Nikos Alpha if that's racist im a black woman
@Nikos Alpha if that is racism then im mentally ok
"Colt and Larissa married in June 2018. They later made headlines in January 2019 when Larissa was arrested for domestic battery following an alleged fight between the two, and Colt filed for divorce just days after the incident. Their divorce was finalized in May 2019." I'm shocked!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
She’s engaged again😂😂😂
These women crazy man.
Shocked?😂 if u saw their seasons i wouldnt be. She is now doing plastic surgery every week
@@crazyworld6793 I was being sarcastic.
Cody got her for 200 a month lmao unemployment paying more 😂😂
😂😂😂
She is smart she started from Millon and ended up with 200 dollars. She knows she is worth no more than $ 5. In that sense she is clever
@Garou The Job Hunter ll0
Can't even feel bad for men like this. Sometimes gold diggers are very obvious to spot, but too many men are blinded by beauty. She clearly stated that's all she wants and his response was a credit card. He's fine with being used because he's doing the same.
Love how she had the nerve to look annoyed when she kept asking for less money, like she was doing HIM the favor. Lmao girl...
I agree, I get sick when people feel sorry for any of these people. It's like the women who are older and obese and get engaged to a young good-looking man from another country. They know what that man is with them for but act like victims when the man don't want to sleep with them. They are all using each other equally.
too many men are forced to accept a/any women's shenanigans or face cancel culture.It is something rampant on the world scale
U mean simp
Tbh she’s pretty mid
She is not even beutiful.
No human behaving this way is beautiful.
'if she's a good negotiator then i am white' best quote ever 😂😂
white woman
a white woman! even better lol
I looked up the word GREED and seen her pic...no lie!
You look beautiful
@@animalworld3440 Awwww ty
@@nikkiibrown can I connect with you ? We can start as a friend
@@animalworld3440 stop lying lol
De fok is with de reply section here?
I love how he also calls him "colty"
Vote maximbady for president, he will give us a life supply of chicken
I love chicken
And nuggetz
And ketchup
@@itsme-mt2fo yep
He's in England, not USA. president is worthless in England. PM is the top dog.
"Pimps don't pay" say THAT again
In fact they get paid by the woman, but I don't think Colty is pimp you know?
"She take my money when I'm in need
Yeah, she's a triflin' friend indeed"
"Jesus christ on a motorbike"
😂 😂 😂
It's "Jesus cry on a motobike"
I said that in public with my friends and everyone looked at me
My master sergeant’s favourite phrase when seeing some recruit doing something retarded 😂
FLORENCE GANG RED RAGGING as I read this he said biggest laugh in the video 😂😂😂😂😂
Shes the CEO of streets
Swamps*
😂
The skreets*
😂😂😂 facts
Omg u just made my day with that comment
If Colt runs, his wife will shout, "Why are you running? Why are you running?"
Only true memers will understand this.
Embarrassing
🤣🤣🤣
I feel like we need a ‘where are they now?’ video. It’s my pet theory that these two are still going strong and their marriage will last a lifetime. The world works in funny ways 😂
This guys videos still bang after more than 10 years of uploading he has never got bad like other TH-camRS 😂😂😂🤯
“Run for your life” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Jeeeeezussss Christ on a motor bike” 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
He's wasting time even talking to her.
Maxim should be a marriage guidance Councillor
Can already imagine how savage he'd be 😂😂 "what the fadda facking fack!"
@@pineapplezz5076oooooookkkk
She should shop in Primark like everyone else
LMAO
god I love primark
Lol BuY 2 FoR ThE PrICe oF OnE lololol
@@ViperzDesign bUt iT lAsTs HaLf aSlOnG bEcAuSe It iS sHiT QuAlItY.
@@BrutusAlbion lol I was in primark to get socks for school and there was this kid he had no SHOES OR SOCK HE WAS BAREFOOT IN PRIMARK YUK
I l o v e the way this man said, "useless Chanel bag." Finally, someone feels the same way I do about these ridiculous priced brands.
Designer brand stuff is absolutely stupid. Trendy crap.
I m an indian girl , still being a girl i say these r waste of money , and only stupid people go for show offs , smart people invest that money . channel gucci all r shit and useless , i wont buy them even if i get free money like piled in a suitcase 😂😂😂
"jesus christ on a motorbike" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I like how African dudes like this always be positive and happy x3 i work with like 7 dudes like this.
When a person choose external appearance to choose a life partner and the result will be the wife loving the money over her husband and their happiness....Not sure what he saw in her to even marry her other than his tower of Babel getting excited.
Tower of Babel 🤣🤣🤣 OMG!!!
Omg Tower of Babel 😂😂😂😂😂 lmfaoo
I am going to steal the three words and add it to my lists of commentable words. Thank you
You made my day 😂😂😂
I'd pay her to stop talking. That voice is annoying af.
There are better ways you can do to shut her mouth
She got a sugar daddy for her plastic surgeries now
No respect for woman like that .
2:34 "that is how crackheads negotiate..." 😂💀
I like how he starts every video with "sooo" It makes my day
This woman: I want $3000
Me: *feels bad when my boyfriend buys me McDonald’s* can’t relate 😬
Hope u feel bad coz he's spending not coz McDonald's is cheap for u
Tarun V mate I’ll take McDonald’s over some dumb fancy restaurant where I probably won’t like any of the food any day. I couldn’t care less if food is cheap as long as it tastes good 🤷🏼♀️ nice try though
I get whined at for paying for the shopping, think I have a good woman.
@@dumahdrummer654 what a nice lady you have
Good girl you got a sister Macdonald's is my budget. 😀
Colty, i underestimated you, and i overestimated her😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
She is being clear with her man that she is a gold digger
And he's blind to not see that b
This guy is in a hell of a trouble with a gold digger
With only tens thousands dollars saved, he has no business going after a gold digger. I mean five Chanel bags could ruin him
@@kephrenh bro is this real or a movie?
@@nickkaparov217 its real lol 90 day fiance
@James Mathew give her a month, and that $10k will be long gone. She will put that mouth of hers in full use😉 and that $200 will become $20,000 in 2 months time, meaning him in debt by $10k and she gone.
"Baby become doctor"
😂😂😂😂
He Baby someone must make the next part now
Boom boom
It's doktah*
Baby become doctor, hey baby
Hahahaha maxim ive been watching you since I was like 18-19 I am now 26 holly cow where has time gone! I’ll always watch your show bro!
“You negotiate like a crackhead selling a stollen IPhone 5” 😂
“I think I must have misjudged her, she is very honest”, “ Hell to the N to the no”. lmfao I can’t breath rn🤣😂🤣
I love when he says " Jesus Christ on a motorbike ".
He probably doesnt get girls, and suffers from low self esteem. She's not hot, he knows she's clearly with him for money, but still dont have d confidence to tell her to walk off. She on the other hand, has no shame. Can she not earn more than $200 a month if she gets a job?
Probably ? Hes a pure beta, deserves it for being such a wimp and yeah I agree shes not pretty and shes bulky too
If i be a woman i will married him.
“Jesus christ in a motor bike” 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
90 Day Fiance, the gift that keeps on giving.
😂😂😂
True that she has only fans now she cashing in. No Coltee
Most women want useless things to be happy. Why do you think the divorce rate is sky high?
Amen!
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”No no no colty, don’t do it colty!” WEAK!! 😂😂
"Colty Don't do it!!" Like a best friend watching his friend falling for a trap 😂
Woman: I want one million dollars
Gets only 200*
Colt: Ah yes the negotiator
she don’t like the shaka laka.that is free...
I feel sorry for rich people like this... some genuinely want love but all they get is money hungry fake ppl 😭
He isn't Rich! Lol he lives with his mother & Cat in Vegas 2 bedroom house with no couch even.. 😂😂
Girl I was talking to treated me like shit on and off for 4 months before asking me if I’d give her my Netflix login info and I didn’t even do that. How the hell did that guy sit there for so long while she literally wouldn’t shut up about getting his money to buy a big piece of leather and fake metal.
If you build a simp from scratch, he would look exactly like this dude.
💀
💀💀💀💀
I think his kinda cute actually. What's wrong with his looks?
@@whatrtheodds overweight and nerdy. I don’t mean to be rude, but those two things (being unattractive and having money) are usually the top two qualities of a simp.
“Pimps don’t pay”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“To buy stuffi”???? What the hell is that?
She needs to ask for money to buy Rosetta Stoni!!! lol
“Pimps don’t pay” damn right Mr Bady
"That's how crackheads negotiate when they are selling stolen items" I'm dead 🤣🤣
A million? Not this one, man!
Two hundred, I will still say no
LMAOOO THE STUFF THIS GUY SAYS IS INSANELY FUNNY LOL I LOVE THIS DUDE
Make your transaction and move on.Damn MaximBuddy right on point.🤣
Haha she's a gold digger
Penny digger , 200$ a month
She is a diamond digger 🏴
+she's not even attractive/hot...
@Dblock Europe LMAO wtf you like her ....ok ...no I like women ...iam straight tho
More like a pebble digger
She's entitled AF!! American men who thinks its a good idea to get with foreign women think again.
My cats dragged dead things in with more personality than this hooch
A middle-aged 6 who says "I just want to money" without any subtlety ... What a good deal you scored, passport bros
“No” YES! YOU DID GOOD MAN 👍 I’m proud of you.
I’ll raise that $200 to a smooth $201, just so she know I got Jay Z money’s 😂😂😂😂
Leopard print is the beacon that shouts gold digger
“If you are a good negotiator, then I am a white women” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I died !!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Watching Maxim Bady react to this while I am high... it was a mistake, i could not stop laughing 😂
"jesus christ on a motorbike" kills me everytime😂
1000-300 and then his facial expression, I lost my shit 😂.
“Jeeeeeeesus Christ...on a motor bike “ 😤😂😂😂
i'm very happy that he kept the same energy for all these years
Something called a job
To be fair, even as a college student with very little personal expenses, I can't survive with just $200 per month.
Most earn 200 in a single day.
Maximbaby's palm doesn't have the black card.
Bad negotiations
I clicked so fast lmao
I’m a simple man I see a maximbady video I click
Yup! you called it Maximbaddy! They didn't last at all!😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
As soon as the money is gone (and 10K goes fast), she's gone too
Even I wouldn't pay her meal during that dating
😁😆😆
@Islandgirl POV you girls wanted equality, you got it. Pay for your own damn meal.
Her name is Larissa from 90 day fiancé and she actually left him for another man they broke up..😂
Are they actually negotiating this at an Olive Garden?
My girlfriend asked me why I was going to buy 100 euro Linen shirt for meetings if there is no logo of the maker... Yea, like hell I would buy a shirt with a logo on it...
I buy it because I know it will last, I need a linen shirt and no formal shirt should ever have a logo.
She probably has many on her books lol
Would love a cameo from Rick in the background "Let me get my guy who knows all about gold diggers....best I can do is 5$ " 🤣
He was about to agree to $650, then she suggests $200 😂
"thats how crackheads negotiate when they are selling stolen items"
Hahaha u got me...