She needs to add this one tag in her bio to attract quality millionaires "willing to sign prenups without crying about it, and will date guys who takes a selfie with his high definition calculator, installed in flying cars"
This video is so Hurtful to my brain...I pray for those who endured the whole thing and are encouraging these ..How can i say it in my Native language ."Bithches" lol
Why would she need a prenup if she is not getting married? Sugar babies get spoiled by men who can afford them. Oh it gets better. They don't even have sex with them and they are paid top dollar for their time. It ain't tricking if you got it. Poor men wish they had money to waste on beautiful women like the sugar daddy.
Tell me you’re young without telling me you’re young. 😄😄😄 I’ll tell you I’m old without telling you I’m old. I’d love to have maximbady as a nephew telling stories. 😂
If women used this much knowledge to learn to make money on they own and be independent, they would be viewed differently, and this world would be a much better place.
Cally Joe “you know” exactly cuz you still haven’t seen real ones. Just because the people you saw are like this doesn’t mean everyone is the same as them, go explore the world and you’ll find out.
I followed this girl's advice and got a date with one of those fancy Nascar guys. He's picking me up in his mini van, and we're going to the Dollar Tree and then tailgating. You know I'm wearing something skimpy! Because his car as no AC.
"..before I spent all my money on chicken and cocaine." Knowing that Bady used to smoke tomato ketchup, cocaine was undoubtely the weakest thing he ever got high with.
@nkmensah please don't insult people you don't know on the internet. It is not wise nor polite. I can tell from your response that you are very low class. I don't even intermingle with bottom feeders.
That reasoning would be with the assumption that men have more value then women which men do not. We are the creator and without us you would never evolve as a human. Outside of money (which we now get on our own) and penis (which is trash since only 25% of women climax) what value do you bring?@@Six3rdy
@@titanproductions3628 it is an excuse for them whether u like it or not. I'm not saying all tho but yeah. Then ask the man stop going for them then. The reason why they see opportunity in this is just basic supply and demand. Not demand clearly they will stop and find other means of work.
Ehhhh.......I gotta disagree with this one, fam. She on that golddigger shit, and I don't support that. But it's not her accent, diction, or pronunciation that keeps her from being "quality merchandise." It's how she's trying to come up that does her in. Also, respectfully, coming at how she speaks is a bit sideways. Accent, diction, and pronunciation can make you look better, but they're not everything. And the quality you bring to the table isn't necessarily tied to how you speak, and it's a little superficial to assume that it is, tbh. I'm with the conclusion, but not the supporting points.
This video had my dying, I hit both the like and subscribe button so fast. This is funny, does she have so much money that she time to make videos to be a gold digger tutor, she should be doing her job, stop teaching and get that bag, girl🤣🤣😂
2:57 I literally came here to watch this before going to sleep after a day of prototyping different products and then I hear this. lol. such an accurate "get back to work"
Bro..... the premeditated actions behind such dogged greed. Sheesh I'm glad I found a rare, shiny Pokégirl cuz these wild ones are WILD!!!! Man this is life now lmaoooo
sOooOO… the best intro
I smile every single time I watch a new video from him bc of this intro loo
Yallah
And short straight to the point
I want a sOooOO t-shirt
😂😂😂😂
As a woman, I'd rather work up everyday to hustle than go through all that trouble...
EXACTLY!💯
💯
Looking at ur face u don't seem to have much options anyways
You mean having morals, self respect, self esteem and drive? What a sucker 😅
Yeeess
😂🤣with bleach? Or holy water? Chicken, and cocaine💀your comedy is gold
"With bleach or holy water" had me on stitches 😆 🤣 😂
😁
Imma start a new business: Holy Bleach - blessed straight from St. Peter's Basilica in Rome
On everything 😂😂😂
@@royalnovember66market it
Who needs a pen. He uses a key, that’s what you call keynote my friends.
Underrated comment right here.
I was wondering what that was 😏
I didn't even notice lol
😂😂😂😂
Nice👌
only if this girl put this effort and knowledge into academic things or research she would be rich enough to buy a house by now.
Then we would have flying cars by now
@@MaximBady maybe even less Karens
Forget house she would have completely ended the pandemic 🤣
They can't do anything in academics that's y they do this. 😜
Brainwashed feminists.
"The wealthy does not want to hear it" 🤣🤣🤣 Not even people in prison want to hear your bulls**t.
Maximbady has been trying to get sugar mommy for years now: Kim Kardashian and Sofia Vergara.. It’s their loss, man..!!
They contact him, but he rejected them
Honestly I don't know why Max hasn't Favourited this comment 😂♥️🔥
😂😂😂
Maximbady: "Back in my day, when I used to be rich before I spent all my money on Chicken and-"
Me: "Ketchup right?"
Maximbady: Cocaine.
Me: "Oh."
Damnit
By cocaine I’m pretty sure he means Caprisun drinks, which according to him, contain cocaine n that’s the cause for his addiction to them!
@@Rainbowgrrl Oh boy..😑
Lol. I thought he said cooking 🤣
😂😂😂
I love how he's "writing" in his notebook with a set of car keys 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
He’s just too rich his car keys are a pen
@@someinternetbox168 lmao okay than ... now I can say I've seen it all lol 😆 😂 🤣
Lol he's only focused on the keywords
@@viewer218 I see what you did there lmao 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@@crystalellul845 when you are a keynote speaker
"S.d could also be software developer.
It also could be suck ----"
I'm crying. 😂🤣
Dude's taking pictures with calculator and notes with his keys. 🤣
His pics got calculated angles; and he's taking key notes.
MaximBady is writing down the notes with his keys cause he’s jotting down the keywords
Ha!
Well said
dope ahahaha
Also looked like he was using short hand. LOL
She needs to add this one tag in her bio to attract quality millionaires "willing to sign prenups without crying about it, and will date guys who takes a selfie with his high definition calculator, installed in flying cars"
Prenups these days are as useful as toilet paper. They can get thrown out and her lawyer can make any excuse.
This video is so Hurtful to my brain...I pray for those who endured the whole thing and are encouraging these ..How can i say it in my Native language ."Bithches" lol
Why would she need a prenup if she is not getting married? Sugar babies get spoiled by men who can afford them. Oh it gets better. They don't even have sex with them and they are paid top dollar for their time. It ain't tricking if you got it. Poor men wish they had money to waste on beautiful women like the sugar daddy.
Greatest quote ever. "But South Park told me." LOL!!!!!! Keep up the Great work,Maxim.
Some people have no shame. When did earning your own money becomes a crime 🤔
I ask that everyday lol
@@Bart_Fargo exactly!!! Thank you for saying it!
It's too hard.
"First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the chicken."
-Maxim (as Scarface)
“This towns like a great big chicken waiting to get eaten”
Maxin (as Scarface)
id love to have maximbady as an uncle telling stories
Tell me you’re young without telling me you’re young. 😄😄😄
I’ll tell you I’m old without telling you I’m old. I’d love to have maximbady as a nephew telling stories. 😂
@@user-xd6nc6rg7b you're clearly not that old if you know that trend
Each story will start with "Sooooooooo, what do we have here?".
He is not looking for sugar nephews
"Oh it's a lying time" OmG I'm dying😂😂😂😂
Her: We need to clean it up , Maximbaby : with Bleach n Holy Water 😆😂
Alternate title: Woman teaches girls how to be a gold digger
@Elize Kelly yeah
But I thought that all women knew this from birth?? Isn't it like trying to teach a boy how to look at tits? :-)
@@friedmule5403 nah
@@friedmule5403 it's completely socially conditioned all they know from birth is to look for healthy physique
@@friedmule5403 what.
1:49 🤣🤣🤣clean insta with bleach or holy water !!!
This SENT me!!!!
Maximbady: 1 bucket of chicken please.
KFC guy: Would like to add coke with it, Sir?
Maximbady: Sure 10 ounces please.
DAMN! 10 Oz!? Well ok, Scarface! 😆
Well said
Wait ...
He still posts 😂😂😂😂
I clicked so fast 😂😂😂
You have some catching up to do lol :)
LOL
He's still posting
Maxim is seriously considering sliding into Melinda Gates DM's...heck, I am too! 😂🤣
If women used this much knowledge to learn to make money on they own and be independent, they would be viewed differently, and this world would be a much better place.
*if these type of women. Remember not all women are like her.
@@raneemabdelradi she's like 99% of women I know😂
Cally Joe “you know” exactly cuz you still haven’t seen real ones. Just because the people you saw are like this doesn’t mean everyone is the same as them, go explore the world and you’ll find out.
It's not just women, and it's not all of us.. some men are gold digging lazy ass mfs too!
@@callyjoe164 stop surrounding yourself with crappy women then and let them go. Surround yourself with classy women who make their own money.
The fact that he takes notes using his keys 😂😂😂
Key notes
I followed this girl's advice and got a date with one of those fancy Nascar guys. He's picking me up in his mini van, and we're going to the Dollar Tree and then tailgating. You know I'm wearing something skimpy!
Because his car as no AC.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"..before I spent all my money on chicken and cocaine."
Knowing that Bady used to smoke tomato ketchup, cocaine was undoubtely the weakest thing he ever got high with.
Hahaha
😂😂😂
Just the intro of "SOoooooooooo" and I almost spat coffee everywhere😂😂😂
101 tips to righfully belong to the streets.
😂😂😂
Why? Because you can't afford her time?
@nkmensah please don't insult people you don't know on the internet. It is not wise nor polite. I can tell from your response that you are very low class. I don't even intermingle with bottom feeders.
@@goddessinfinity1more like because the price may not be reasonable for what you're getting. Lol.
Lady rocking with that mark up in price. 🤣
That reasoning would be with the assumption that men have more value then women which men do not. We are the creator and without us you would never evolve as a human. Outside of money (which we now get on our own) and penis (which is trash since only 25% of women climax) what value do you bring?@@Six3rdy
"dark pictures"
maxim - "you have chosen death"
He is Nutella
😂😂👏👏☠️☠️
" .......chicken and cocaine"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭
🤣😂 he always makes me laugh, he be bringing logic a good amount of the time and jokes for days
“I am choosing to believe Southpark” I’m in stitches 😂😂😂😂
"Of course, we are looking for sugermumyis " 🤔😀
IS HE USING HIS CAR KEY AS A PEN BRUHHHHB 😂 😂😂😂😂😂thisssss guyyyyy soooo greeeaaatttt
Keynote
It’s impossible to get a bad picture if this man
The camera itself doesn’t know why
They want free money,everything comes with price,then they will be complaining that men use them .
Preach
If u pay them good enough and lavishly most of the time they won't complaint. The complaint comes when they don't get the things they want.
@@edster8416 that's no excuse not for then to get a job.
@@titanproductions3628 it is an excuse for them whether u like it or not. I'm not saying all tho but yeah. Then ask the man stop going for them then. The reason why they see opportunity in this is just basic supply and demand. Not demand clearly they will stop and find other means of work.
@@edster8416 Not gonna lie they do be hustling these simps 😂
This man is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 LoL. Well done bro. Your expression is just so funny 🤣
When he said South Park and mentioned nascar I started thinking of the vagasil and cartman and that had me dying laughing 🤣 🤣🤣🤣
Maximbaddy is addicted to sugarmommy not sugar or cocaine
Lies. He’s addicted to CapriSun. 😄
No he is addicted to chicken 🍗 and ketchup
He's writing with a car key! 🤣 Where did his pen go? Lmao
Awesome! Brady is politely dispensing some healthy dose of RPs to the guys with simping tendencies. STOP BEING SIMPS!
STOP BEING BROKE! lol
'taking notes' with my keys too Maxim.. lol
Ladies, please continue earning those degrees. That's the only way to go. It blesses my heart to see more black residents.
With her accent, diction, and pronunciation, she will Never be mistaken for quality merchandise!
poopeepoowin I am sure that is what she said.
quality merchandise? what?? xD
What do you mean? I’m not american but she doesn’t sound too ghetto to me
Ehhhh.......I gotta disagree with this one, fam. She on that golddigger shit, and I don't support that. But it's not her accent, diction, or pronunciation that keeps her from being "quality merchandise." It's how she's trying to come up that does her in.
Also, respectfully, coming at how she speaks is a bit sideways. Accent, diction, and pronunciation can make you look better, but they're not everything. And the quality you bring to the table isn't necessarily tied to how you speak, and it's a little superficial to assume that it is, tbh.
I'm with the conclusion, but not the supporting points.
Calling women merchandise sure makes you sound like a catch…
You good, man..
Something good coming for u..
You had me at "Holy water or bleach"
I wonder if she has ever been to class in her life.
I love this guy, you’re friggin hilarious 🤣 dude. Keep up the good work!
This man inspires me with his beautiful smile alone
Only maxi can write with his car key on a notebook
Jesus on a scooter
And throws away book n so cal car key pen lol
😅😅
Many people have lost their true essence as a human being haven't they..
It's funny when he said he felt attacked 😂😂😂. Maximum Bady better take pics from swiping machine, instead of calculator.
1:25 maxim using keys to take notes????😂😂😂
We're sitting at home on the back porch having a beer and don't watch nascar .lol😂
The way he says camera with his accent. Cuh-mare-uh 🤣 I love it!
“Oh it’s lying time”. 😂😂😂😂
My man is one of my FAVORITE !!!! He's only being REAL on his videos but that's what makes him soooo FUNNY 😂😂🤣
Shouldn't a good looking woman be presenting this info?????
It’s always the ugly fake asses that do these things, beautiful women are independent and earn their own money!
When some rich people see this video, they gonna stay away from her😂😂. She a definition of the finessing
Me: what do you do for a living?
Them: SD
Me who watched maxim: LMAO 🤣🤣
this homeboy says...." dis da reazon we don't have frying cars..."! 😅🤣😂
U make me laugh.. u always put a smile on my face when I'm very. Depressed
This video had my dying, I hit both the like and subscribe button so fast. This is funny, does she have so much money that she time to make videos to be a gold digger tutor, she should be doing her job, stop teaching and get that bag, girl🤣🤣😂
When she said forex, i laughed hard.
Should i tell her???😅😅
Bruh, don't tell her, let them feel tha painnnn😂😂😂
@@callyjoe164 hahahahaha
Can you guys explain??
This man is HILARIOUS!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wow this girl.........the mindset is just........good Lord
2:57 I literally came here to watch this before going to sleep after a day of prototyping different products and then I hear this. lol. such an accurate "get back to work"
🤣😂😂🤣🤣Wtf...she right about them bad comments on your page tho..man you are funny...🤣😂😂🤣
From where i can get that Car key which also helps in writing!
Damascus, Syria.
It's a two in one pen / key we are selling it . Dm me for special offer . 10$ per pen . 🥴😂
@@MaximBady You forgot: Sugar mommy, Damascus, Syria.
@@MaximBady I think mr @owais u can get that pen 🖊️ + 🗝️ from Uganda Africa
Soooooooo... Nobody is going to say anything about MaximBady being left handed? We need all need a friend like Bady.😂😂😆😆🤣🤣
I could be wrong, but if the camera is in “selfie mode” it could be backwards, so he may be right handed
Bro..... the premeditated actions behind such dogged greed. Sheesh I'm glad I found a rare, shiny Pokégirl cuz these wild ones are WILD!!!! Man this is life now lmaoooo
Its means maaxim stopped eating chicken for Brain activities.. After watching the lady speach... LOL😂😂😂...
do the US congress people....they are TRULY DELULU!!! hahahhaa
This guy is 100% awesome.
Are you noting everything down with a pen or key lmao XD
He is using a key as a pen 😂😂😂 man I love this guy
hahaha... Now this !!!
That face when he said I feel attacked 🤣
TH-cam has not been recommending your videos for over a year! I miss your vids!!
Stay away from social media!!!specifically from empty minded people
"south park told me..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol where did you find this kind of videos Maxim
OMG. debauchery. Lmao 🤣
I love his animated facial expressions lol
Can you imagine Maxim as a life coach?
LOL he was taking notes with a key :)
If she put the same amount of effort into getting her own money she would be pretty rich herself
I was poor growning up and I thank i was more free then, big up All de poor People
this vid made me laugh alot, Thanks for that
Laziness 😂😂😂
“Chicken and cocaine” well that escalated very quickly
"Southpark taught me only poor people watch NASCAR" GOLLLDDD
MaximBady the Owl eyes.😂😂😂
haha just what I needed, you have done it again maximbady, good man!
“With bleach or holy water?” 😂🤣😂🤣
The capri cocaine sun done made our boy maxim broke.. Lol.. They taste so weird but im addicted too... HAS TO BE COKE 100% 😂
Coolest African to ever live. Love you man.
He said with bleach or holy water. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣