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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 ก.ย. 2019
- Finally tracked down the original version of Robert "I WILL NOT FREEBASE COCAINE" Howell from The Sylvan Brothers Comedy Hour which aired on Nashvillle Community Access TV in the mid- to late-Eighties.
If you've seen the black and white version of "I WILL NOT FREEBASE COCAINE," you now get to see the original version and enjoy the interplay between Shane Caldwell (freebaser) and Howard Cox ("Lance Russell").
And remember-- DON'T LET "IT" GET TO YOU!!! - เพลง
Here's a clip from 1995 of Shane Caldwell ("Robert Howell" in this video) doing his character Troy Duke, a Tennessee farmer who's fed up with long-haired hippies dressed up like circus freaks. It says "Hard Rock Cafe" on it, so I guess that means that Mr. Caldwell made it to the semi-big time with his routines... th-cam.com/video/45c4xx1B6s8/w-d-xo.html
Well, considering the subject of this video, I do have to wonder if he was somewhat disappointed to learn that the establishment's name referred to music.
DROVE A MAN TO DRINK!!
th-cam.com/video/Ocu4BXjajOY/w-d-xo.html Dr. Greenthumb... Take listen... You'll get it.
😁
Elvis Lives !😊
This guy did a awesome job at portraying how a relapse happens in a humorous way.
You nailed it there, man. The bargaining. 10 years sober here and glad to be that way today.
It's funny.. people who are getting clean, that aren't on drugs.. that spend alot of time talking about drugs, are always on drugsl😮😮
When he goes NOW ILL DO SOME TOOT NOW I lose it EVERYTIME 🤣
🤣😂🤣
Turnnn uup😆😆😆
😂😂😂
I'll do a toot God Dam...
What the hell is toot?
As an addict in recovery, I appreciate his strong assertive boundaries and certitude about freebasing while driving a moving vehicle or at the alter during a church service. Keep up the good work!
“I’ll do some toot!”
Love how the amount of toot he alloted himself increased as he went on.
"I'll do a block of that stuff....but I will NOT freebase cocaine."
@@MrStiv-ij4cg unless its my bday
@loganingles2538 or riding passenger in a car. Or driving while stopped at a traffic light.
Don’t forget the half oz of reefer per week 😂
I thought this was real
I have no earthly idea how his co star kept a straight serious face this entire time, thats some damn good acting!
This is not acting this the real deal
@@nogods342 it’s a skit; dudes a great comedian this was perfect 😂😂
@@comedianhaze1619 thats not true. The addict was someone doing a character, interviewer was unaware. This is how it was explained to me
@@nogods342 you need to watch the video till the end 😂😂😂
I'll tell you how he kept a straight face..., by freebasin' cocaine.
"I love Sally, so she safe 363 days a year but them other two.." this is straight comedy, I can't stop laughing.
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WOOOOOO
BUT I WILL NOT FREEBASE COCAINE
Woooooo she gonna get a ass whoopin lol
Glued on sideburns
I'm so glad i caught this comment
Twice a year. The first half and the last half.
Reminds me of Mitch Hedberg saying “I used to do drugs. Still do, but I also USED TO”
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The way he keeps drawing a line in the sand, crosses the line immediately, then draw another line is spot on addict.
"I'll do a little toot if somebody offer it to me...it's just impolite" 😆🤣😆🤣
lmaooooo
Look out Sally he's gonna go upside that head!
favor4afavor 😂😂😂😂😂
What’s toot?
@@bibabutterfly yeah what is a toot
This video was a little longer then I expected so ya know I had ta pull out that ol pipe and base!
Lmfao🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well I'll tell ya what, and I owe it all to them folks at that rehab downairen Albammer, but I won't freebase! Just don't won't ain't gonna do it! Not since that reh.......well unless the video was paused so I don't miss nothing what a fellow, "recovered red stone rehab brother", is trying to say !
Just a couple doobies to get me through the day
That’s funny man
Didn’t wanna sit hear and do nothin’
Ah the good ol days when you could actually get a freebasing habit doing yard work in Pegram Tennessee. How Lance was able to hold it together & not burst out in laughter is nothing short of remarkable. Late 80s public access was better than most of the garbage on TV today. Comedy gold
He has his own channel and family now, Spirit of The Outdoors i think it is.
I live right down the road in Ashland city hahahaa
Like he’s on replay button and can’t get out of the continuous loop 😂 lol this is comedy gold!
This is officially the funniest shit I've ever seen .This guy was ahead of his time on this type of comedy ,still funny after all these years .
It is extremely funny
Why is that funny?
@@srbishkrst are you a legitimate fool?
@@srbishkrst damn that sucks to not have a sense of humor I legit feel bad for you
@@srbishkrst how is this not funny? I feel like free basing right now!
I died at “NOW I’LL DO A LIL TOOT…”
This is about half the guys I've met in rehab and all the anonymous shitholes. They'll do everything under the sun but as long as they're not doing that one specific thing that got them in trouble in the first place, they think they're doing great
I did too I Hollered.. 🤣🤣🤣
I pee'd myself! Is this guy from Alabama? Cracks me up!!😂
What is toot???
@@anthonyguenzel3155 What does Toot mean for drugs?
Cocaine
(uncountable, slang) Cocaine. (countable, slang) A portion of cocaine that a person snorts.
As a Florida man I approve of this message. Just as a historian.
It’s impolite not to take a toot
Florida born and raised 🙏🏻 I wouldn't change a
Thing
@@phoenixlove76thats right....right off the back of the toilet....
My brother in law is from Florida 😅I sent him this. He's in tears
I'm from Missouri this funny 2023 1st time I ever seen this dude 2nd video .But sad but true we really go fast not slow ..REAL GO FAST but I recommend nobody do no kinda upper stick wit trees if ya do anything ,
this skit ... it doesnt get old.. its a real classic.... even after having it watched 20 times, its still funny.. good stuff. Ahead of its time
"Ol' Sally know I'm gonna go upside that head" 😂
"I luv Sally and wouldn't want to do anything to hurt her, but..."
In case anybody hasn't figured it out...this was staged. At 2:39 watch both guys as glasses starts to open the poster he hides his face for a sec to let out a little laugh and watch the addict almost start laughing. Lol funny though
@Tommaso Urbisci I didn't watch but about half but thanks
Sally is safe 363 days a year 🤣😂🤣🤣
Dat hay-ed!
This is so completely ahead of it’s time for 1987. I’m obsessed with it.
This man broke tf down on tv for us to enjoy forever 🦅😂😂😂😂😂😂
Words to live by..
This guy was my rehab counselor for 8 years.. and counting..
😂
I love how he breaks character and starts grinning and holding back a laugh when he handed him the poster lol.
Booty Gold that just made it even funnier. Thx for the heads up
He broke because the other guy did. Other guy used the poster to cover his face, though. Good shit.
This is absolutely hands-down the funniest skit ever written for television. Absolute genius
Is it really a skit? If so, what show?
@@Mytowerisaneiffel5:49
Agreed 1000%
As a lifelong person from the south, while it's a negative stereotype, this this is a wonderfully hilarious and perfectly acted version. It's so perfect that it's easy to forget it's acted.
Yes and no, he is just exaggerating his normal lifestyle.
This is the best “impersonation” of a real everyday Southern accent. Grew up with a ton of guys who talked like this. I kinda do myself!
@@drewharkins7886 likewise here, if I’m being honest with myself. I’m also in recovery. Now, I’ll DO some TOOT now…
This video is the definition of "had me in the first half not gonna lie"
Hysterical! My husband and I originally thought this was 70’s interview until it got to be too funny to believe.
I used to watch these guys every Friday night on channel 35 in Nashville in the late 80s, I have never laughed so hard in all my life, this is just one of many characters... long live the Sylvan Brothers
Who were the syllabi brothers and what was the deal? I always wondered what this was from.
Tennessee?
Has anyone found the entire series? Is there anyway to upload all of it?
@@maddawg7134)
Yeah me and my buddy used to get f'ed up and watch that on regular tv, crazy good times.
This was the most hilarious interview I’ve ever seen in my life 😂😂😂
This guest is so far ahead of his time.
He's exactly like how our counseling is.
And our success rate is high, really high Man!
Damn Conway Twitty fell off
LOL Hilarious!!!
I always thought he looked like him
Lmaoooo
@@mxcatkiller You always thought? Like you knew this guy or some shit?! WTF
Naa..he got ooonn.
I think guy just accurately described the thought process over a relapse cycle
Yup. Looking for any reason to use. Setting pointless ' limits ' like no smoking rocks or no needles.
This is comedy gold.
It’s like he’s trying to convince himself that he will not freebase cocaine 😂
@Jah Will B Dunn No it's not. "Sylvan Brothers Comedy Hour" flashing at the end of the video should have been your biggest sign.
he can always mix it with heroin and inject it in the vein. no problem there.
I'll freebase some cocaine. I'm trynna get high. I ain't got time to bullshit.
That’s exactly what you do when you’re absolutely full of shit just smart enough to believe yourself.
And we all know he will. 😂
After I got the humor of this, I've been watching it over and over and loving it more every time. I laughed so hard I started crying. This is brilliant, comedic gold, better than 95% of SNL skits.
My take is he’s making fun of rehab. I had to watch it a few times before I understood what he’s trying to get at.
I like the other version in black and white way better
He's just being hypocritical. We all know someone that says they don't do something ever, but then they do. For instance, vegans that eat meat a couple of times a year.
At first I didn't realise it was a comedy skit. I was looking at the sideburns and listening to the strong accent and thinking 'is this a joke or do some Americans actually have an accent as exaggerated as this' lol? Bloody funny though!
Look up Letterkenny. Specifically, McMurray.
I just realized after the 10th time watching this that this wasn't an actual interview
Did you realize that before or after basing?
I realized it the first 10 seconds
@@bmstyleeone second, let me take a toot and think about that...
this is the greatest video of all time. I really hope Sally & Robert lived happily ever after
It's Elvis Gump, "Life is like a bag of coke, you never know what your gonna' get"
Unless ya base it neow I tell ya hwat
😂😂😂 I see and hear that
Elvis gump😝😜
You lovely bastard😂
Here is a better version of your joke good sir,,,Life is like a bag a coke....you never know how much get "cut" you gonna get,,,haha,,a little better?lol hope you got a good laugh
“For 363 days a year, she’s safe!”
364 days on leap year!!
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Lookout Sally!!!!@
Ima go upside that head!!!
@@Heretic0221 whooaaa! Tell em' Sallee
Epic.. glad to see he is doing well in recovery ❤😂
You got me. It wasn't until he said "I'll do a toot but I won't do freebase" that I realized it was a joke.
This is some brilliant ass improv. Public Access was amazing sometimes. The interviewer "yes anding" homeboy and playing it so straight is incredible lol. This sort of comedy was ahead of it's time.
They had us in the first half, I'm not gonna lie.
Where has this been?? This is some of the funniest shit I've seen..It's 2023, and he performed this in the mid 80's..(ohhh yeah, I was smoking crack)..
They killed that!😂😂 I couldn’t imagine saying all that with a straight face
I will not free base cocaine during an eclipse of the moon.
Unless it's my birthday.
😂 This is like most addicts I was in rehab with...I do not inject heroin any more, I mean I'll take Valium, and Xanax, but no smack, Of course I'll take Percs and Oxys, But. I .Do. Not. Do. Heroin. Methadone every once in a while. But again I'm clean. 😅
So sad, cuz its true
methadone better then smack
This is a skit ya know, right? Now dont yall be thinking of freebasing that cocaine ya hear? Well maybe a toot would be ok but just a couple toots with a little tequila but no more than that ok? Ya dont wanna be smackin ol Sally too hard.
@@smegspreader r/wooosh
@@BrokenEquipment. i dont think you know the meaning of the word.... r/wooosh
This was sent to me and I thought it was a real interview! It took the last minute before I was like, this can't be real!!
He said I do not freebase cocaine, now I will do a toot and drink and smoke some reefer lmfao
This is absolutely the best thing I've ever seen.
You should check out the drunk Otis from The Andy Griffith Show on this channel, it's pretty funny
The public service announcement one he does is way better.
4 real man.
YES
If you haven’t had the pleasure of watching Guy on a Buffalo, check it out. There’s four episodes, watch in order...I blew snot first time I watched them.
"Now I'll do some toot!!" 🤣😂🤣😂 (Wheezing laughter)
This is the first time I've seen the entire clip. Thank you good sir!
“Some people call it a sling blade, but I calls it a Kaiser blade”
I like the way you talk huhhhh
“Unless it’s my birthday or I ain’t got nothin else to do”
I will not free base cocain in church !! Unlessss it’s a sermons I herd before I will pull out that pipe and I”ll base!!😂😂😂
Those sideburns really tied the room together!😁
I see what you did there dood. Excellent!
This is the best thing ever. I giggle and snort everytime I hear it!
That's me up there in the window there looking down and not letting that door open up.
I lost my shit when he said he’ll do some toot if someone offers it to him to be polite 😂
"I will NOT freebase cocane!"... "But I'll do a toot!" 🤣🤣🤣
Cocaine is wonderful
Bout half a g, no tequila
It's impolite not to take some toot.
Damn it makes me want to go binge!! I want to go make me a stem right now!
Just don't do it at the altar man...unless it's a sermon you've already heard before. Then you can pull out that pipe and 'base.
Quit being a geed and make a can
Glad to hear he's got his shit together!
I really enjoy hearing heart warming stories about people recovering from an addiction.
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
It's easy to start but it is fucking hard to quit
@@calebgilman9128 I could tell you horror stories about addicts quiting drugs. Crazy stuff.
@@rondellschuyler7074
The times I've gone cold turkey from a Heroin, Crack-Cocaine and synthetic cannabinoids have all been "horror stories" and although I've technically died, I can't recall anything but I still image that it's preferable to Heroin withdrawal.
@@zatomlzxzanamolzy1253 hahahah you can't die from those withdrawals. It's a clinical fact. Only alcohol and in very rare cases Xanax. If you're gonna lie, next time google some info first. I'm a recovering cocaine and heroin addict. Been in and out of rehab for the last twenty years. That is to say if you meant dying from withdrawal and not overdose.. I have been clean for two years. I hope you are too
The glue on sideburns combined with the bad stonewashed denim, white socks and black shoes are giving me life.
Is that not everyone's church going clothes?
“Don’t let IT get to you!” I got one of these on my door at home but I brought it for you!”
Holy Hell!! Dude I haven’t laughed this hard ever!! 5 STARS
God bless this guy. This is fantastic 👏
This video is underrated one of the greats.
This has topped out my recommendations for 2019 and ya know what youtube I'll have a toot.
"I'll do a lil toot!" 🤣🤣🤣
This was hilarious!! I thought it was real until the credits started rolling😂😂😂
I love this so much😂
Better watch out Sally.. I’m gonna go upside that head 😂
The sideburns can't be real. Too perfect
A clip of this found its way to me on fb glad to find the whole video here shit hella funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This video lives rent free in my head 🤣🤣
"Now, Skeeter... leave him alone...he ain't hurtin' nobody."
except for sally
"something you have to experience for yourself" 😂
STR8 COMEDY GOLD BROTHER 🤙
Some people think this video is stupid but coming from a long experience of being an addict myself. In reality us people that have and or are an addict, this is what a lot mainly most of us, have sounded just like this man more times than we care to admit. This is mainly a picture being painted to elucidate what goes on in the mind of a drug addict and most importantly the lies that we tell ourselves.
He has his own channel and family now, Spirit of The Outdoors i think it is.
This dude is my lifetime spirit guide. Love this!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Bro this is def in the top 5 funniest videos ive ever saw in my life
Just took a Pringle size rock 😂 watching this
This was comedy gold 😂
My buddy showed me this a while back. I just about died laughing then, still funny now 🤣 🤣
Holy Crap I haven't laughed so hard. Thanks for the download 😂. Watch out Sally
In recovery, we call this a reservation stating if certain situations present themselves then an addict will get high. This is funny as hell. It's a gem for sure. 🤣😂
I am so glad I finally found this full video. This shit is so hilarious, I had no idea the video was this long. I made a TikTok of the do some toot part this is epic !
Lmao, took me a few minutes to catch on.
I think everyone hasn't yet. Lolol
The best skit ever. I laugh every time. Great work
Look at the face on that man,couldn't get the credits out fast enough. 😂
I love how pretty much the video it's almost like you talk to himself into it like at the first he said he won't do it and then he talked himself into doing more and more and more and then he said I'll only do it on occasions it's so funny
Not even mad this is in my recommendations. Thank you TH-cam 😁
This guy is a legend. He’s got some other skits he does but this is his best!
"They didnt come back for the cocaine,they come back for the base!"😀👍
How did the other guy not laugh this is just hilarious !!😂😂😂
This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. These guys are genius and definitely ahead of their time.
Check out Gooks of Hazzard..
“363 days she’s safe” 😂😂😂
I love this this kind of comedy wouldn't happen today
Thank you for the video ! ☺♥
That was done really well. I thought it was real when it started but after he started his schtick I caught on. He really did a good job of delivering it as if it was real and the host was perfect with the dead pan interview.
This seems like the premise of Between Two Ferns.
Deku Midoriya yeeee
Deku Midoriya - 🤦♂️ you don’t make any sense.
@@dmaxm2498 Maybe you're stupid.
What's this one called, Flanking the Ficus?
@@bonesawmcgraw8934 Sounds like you're on to something 🤔
This is how relapse works. It always starts with a drink.