"I'm going to tell you something about me Joe Rogan that you might not know, I smoke rocks." More than a decade later, that line still gets me everytime.
@@AdamLuiTube With all due disrespect to your hate, envy and jealousy; why don't you get a team of writers to assist you on being a person without negativity, envy, and jealousy! Dave Chappelle is an awesome, innovative and creative comedic genius! You reply to my "public" and not personal comment with negativity! Thank goodness for the "mute" feature here on youtube! God bless you even if you wish me the opposite! Good riddance!
@@ceofounder I don't hate him at all I'm just explaining why he was funnier when he had producers and writers vs. when he didn't, I have people make visuals for my content all the time too it's just how the entertainment industry works
@@treytonedwards9582 They didn’t pay him jack ! He made 500 million for CC and in his contract it specifically said he would get half of what ever he made, unfortunately that never happened. They said he had made too much, therefore the contract was invalid. They offered to give him 10% which was 50Mil and Dave declined the offer... they had him killed and replaced. There’s an interview where Katt William’s talks about it.... smh
@@PaulisInclusion The only thing Rotten Tomatoes , the SJW sycophantic media and their lapdog, perpetually aggrieved followers killed was a good deal of their credibility and support. I stopped reading or otherwise supporting any media outlet that attacked Chappelle over his well-deserved bashing of Jussie Smollett.
@I'm Your President He will siphon out enough ex-trump supporters to register democrat but if you see the town hall crowd he had the biggest and is gaining momentum.
The most hilarious thing that always makes me laugh Is that he got a realtors license just so he could sale their house now that is dedication to getting what you want lol haha
I never realized, how much of genius writing was in those skits. The fact that Tyrone eats Chinese Food while being in a coffin full of worms, makes it even better. Things you see decades later... :D
My favorite part about the red balls skit was the bus driver saying "mayday, mayday we have a crackhead lifting the bus" like it happens so often it's a common callout
@@TheEd1225 What are you talking about? A contract was created between him and the network. He was given a "salary" per season plus money for the show doing well or a performance bonus. He made two and was working on season 3 then left before it was completed. Have you never seen the lost episodes aka season 3 hosted by Charlie Murphy (RIP) and Donnell Rawlings who appeared on the show? He was paid he just never completed the contract so lost out on the rest of the money.
THAT PART STILL MAKES ME HOLLER WHEN SHE SAYS, TYRONE, THIS WILL GET US HIGH FOR, AND HE HOLDS HIS FINGER UP AND SAYS "HOURS'!!! AAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
They partially fired him and now "suddenly" use his sketches again, you know after he came back and people finally started listening to the truth :-) Search it up, his story is crazy ..
'That's impossible Ronda. How can you sleep when you're high on crack? MHM?' Lmao he has a good point
Its a paradox
Chinese riddle fo’ ya! 😂
🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
lizzie • LLS am done
Fuckin' Ronda
"I'm going to tell you something about me Joe Rogan that you might not know, I smoke rocks." More than a decade later, that line still gets me everytime.
It’s the one line that always resurfaces in my head for almost 20 years now lol
I have a red beanie that says "I smoke rocks" 🤣🤣
Haha same 😂😂
Now joe rogan smokes rocks
@@sevinreynolds9303 horse medicine*
"Why would I wanna steal that ugly ass car?" Best defense....ever.
Pee Bay my favorite part 😭😭
Prrrreeacch
Almost believed him there
And #HUNTERBiden 🤣🤣🤣
😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄 🤣 😂 😆
"Let he who is without sin throweth the first rock, and I shall smoketh it!"
- Tyrone Biggums
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That's prolly my favourite part!
Biggumnations 4 : 20
"i dont do drugs"...
"do we get crack at the end?". this is surprisingly accurate behavior for an addict.
Dakota Stein I feel like I lie when I say that all I do is smoke weed haha
Hilarious line.
I know an addict they act normal not like that
🤣🤣
@max damage they act very normal... the tell? is when your shits missing. im 53, been through it.
more than once. you sound very stupid,
"How can you sleep if high on crack?"
-Chinese riddle
Norberto Villareal III Yeah, that one actually made me think he was innocent there..
That's impossible Ronda!
😂🤣🤣
7/8 days without sleep, then you can sleep when inhaling crack.
😂😂😂
Tyrone looks so genuinely betrayed when he realises it's an intervention.
Also, pay Dave Chappelle.
I WAS TRICKED !
Im pretty sure he's a multi millionaire..... I'm pretty sure he got paid.
He was paid
they finally paid Dave.
@@KdDevil14 They paid him in drugs 😂
'We would laugh and eat all the cookies... it was terrible, terrible!' Lol😂😂😂
Turrible😂
"Mayday mayday, we have a crackhead lifting up the bus..." gets me every time.
He should have added “again”
"WE GOTTA EAT THAT....?I CAN'T EAT IT ALL"
That line is super golden man.
🤣🤣
“How can I sleep, if I’m high on crack?”
The mans got a point
Once your body is used to enough after months or years it I'm pretty sure that works
@@BlaBla-su2yh It doesnt, crackbaby talking here 🤣
Chinese riddle
Man these skits are golden. Just like a fine wine, it just gets better with time.
Seriously! 😂 😊
“I got that anthrax and it’s the bomb baby, 60 bucks!” Lmao
"If that man hadn't turned you in, there's no telling..." XD
Lmao ya I like how he just tried to sell it to the nearest middle eastern looking guy. Like prolly the 7-11 across the street.
Quite a deal for anthrax
@@c.galindo9639 it's dat bomb baby 🤣🤣
@@Soul_Alpha all for $60
Bro when he steals the radio instead of saving the baby I died lmao. There are two many funny things about this skit to count.
😂😂😂😂😂
Same 😭😭😭
Ryan Campbell dog what, I was crying 😭 😭😭
Lol. I ain’t do that Ronda
And he sensed it from blocks away 😂
“Oh, Joe Rogan you’re crazy!”
Ever try DMT?
@@grovilite4220 elk
I was going to put that...
How about trying jiu-jitsu
Whoa, no way.
"I BEEN TRICKED!"
man that kills me every time
Everytime!! 🤣🤣
Dave Chappelle is a certified/bonafide comedic genius!
He had a team of write writers write all of his sketches that's why when he returned from Africa he wasn't that funny on late night shows
@@AdamLuiTube
With all due disrespect to your hate, envy and jealousy; why don't you get a team of writers to assist you on being a person without negativity, envy, and jealousy!
Dave Chappelle is an awesome, innovative and creative comedic genius!
You reply to my "public" and not personal comment with negativity!
Thank goodness for the "mute" feature here on youtube!
God bless you even if you wish me the opposite!
Good riddance!
@@ceofounder I don't hate him at all I'm just explaining why he was funnier when he had producers and writers vs. when he didn't, I have people make visuals for my content all the time too it's just how the entertainment industry works
@@AdamLuiTube Dave never returned from Africa, he was sacrificed. Thick fatass Dave is a clone.
@Indigogoddess1111 Stevens White?
*_Like the good book says, “Let he who is without sin throweth the first rock, and I shalt smoketh it!”_*
Hilarious
My gawwd😂😂
😔😔😔😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
My favorite line.
Amen but i wamt to add to it WALK TALL CARRY BIG STICK LOL GOD BLESS YOU
Tyrone deserves his own show
Dave's creativity is in a class all by itself. I'm still laughing at these skits like it's the first time 😂😂😂
Funny Dave was the best when he partnered with Neil and others. Now he just complains about trans and gay people
Right. One of the best comics there ever was, is, or will be. Such a joy growing up with his work.
I love how he’s completely unaffected by anthrax 😂
😂😂😂
He probably wanted more'/!!!
It's duh bomb baby!
I was greatly affected by Anthrax. “State of Euphoria” was an amazing album.
@ChristianF15cher Kickass, I prefer Spreading The Disease, personally.
When you realize that 10 years old videos r better then the current comedy show 😂
NEVER
Hell yeah Dave is the best.he back now on netflex tho.
I think this was made by Dave Chappelle is why it's better.
Cause PC culture exist lll
@KoivuTheHab hey dumb ass hey just saying that Dave's shit was good back then compared to today's comedians.
Tyrone is the best and most accurate depiction of a crackhead.
Numba1 Heathen Because Chappelle used to smoke it.
Josie Fredricks different people respond differently to drug addiction.
But can we talk about how tyrone invented the jacket over hoodies look?
Ion know what crackheads you saw
@@imbi9580 I don't think he did but ok.
20 years later and I still come back and laugh.
The itching is crazy 😂😂😂😂
facts
Chappelle is top-notch 😂 I swear, he’s a genius.
😂 laugh and laugh and eat up all the cookies
years later, i’m still tryna figure out how in the hell Tyrone knew a white suburban couple lol
Me too. This comment is underrated lol
@Roger T Groh Not working there lol, mostly black girls with big ole hairdo "that is not my job" "im on break"
That crackhead hustle has you going everywhere and talking with everyone, chasing them cookies.
They was his licks
It was before tyrone used drugs
"We have piles of crack this high....I had a heart attack!"
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I got you a rock you always want we smoke it for hours
😭😭 LMAOOO
Oh, it was piled HIGH alright.
Pay Dave Chappelle, PAY THE MAN FOR HIS WORK
Word
I think he said that he was paid a fraction of what they made of him
@@wausman they paid him all the money they said they would in the contract that he signed
@@treytonedwards9582 cc are a bunch of thieves
@@treytonedwards9582 They didn’t pay him jack ! He made 500 million for CC and in his contract it specifically said he would get half of what ever he made, unfortunately that never happened. They said he had made too much, therefore the contract was invalid. They offered to give him 10% which was 50Mil and Dave declined the offer... they had him killed and replaced. There’s an interview where Katt William’s talks about it.... smh
So many years later, and I'll randomly think to myself
"MAYDAY MAYDAY, WE HAVE A CRACKHEAD LIFTING UP THE BUS!" and bust out laughing
"YALL ACT LIKE CRACK IS SO BAD!!" 😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It is😅😂😂😂
It really IS😅😂😂😅
“Did i miss the 5 oclock free crack giveaway”🤣🤣🤣
"Do we get crack in the end?" LMAO
"Imma tell you something about me that you might not know Joe Rogan, i smoke rocks"
sachin Bruh, when he whips out that fat rock and says “This will get us high for, hours” 😭😭😭😭
I've never stopped quoting the FF episode skit since the day it came out. Every time I see Joe trying so hard not to laugh I am rolling.
Joe Rogan's smile though after he said that. he almost cracked up
But has he taken DMT
When the little boy started taking notes I freaking screamed 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂
How he breaks down studying for the real estate test. 🤣😂
I'm dyin' laughing @ that...
😹😹😹😹😹
@@busisiwedlomo5091 Is Anthrex Bad? Lol after he sniffed it up.
A parody of Chris Rock's character, Pookie, from New Jack City.
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Chappelle is brilliant. Screw Rotten Tomatoes and Vice " news"
Detroit Gary G.O.A.T.💯💯💯💯💯✊🏾
My idol since 2003
Detroit Gary they’re trying to kill comedy but chapelle isn’t standing for it and I love him for that.
@@PaulisInclusion The only thing Rotten Tomatoes , the SJW sycophantic media and their lapdog, perpetually aggrieved followers killed was a good deal of their credibility and support. I stopped reading or otherwise supporting any media outlet that attacked Chappelle over his well-deserved bashing of Jussie Smollett.
I didn't knw vice hated on him too...wat did they say??
I sill want a tyrone cartoon show for adult swim.
@I'm Your President It's an honor to see you sir I'm a huge fan of your defeat to andrew yang next year.
@I'm Your President He will siphon out enough ex-trump supporters to register democrat but if you see the town hall crowd he had the biggest and is gaining momentum.
In Fat Albert style animation.
Not going to happen especially with the chancel culture in charge!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Great idea!!!!
Theses skits are great! I'm a recovering addict and I think this is hilarious. Sometimes you have to keep it light and lighten up.
lol cool stuff lol Jesus bless
Legend ❤ Laughter really has the power to heal ❤
"Some of these coals burn on over 1000 degrees"
*Goddayumm*
Hahahahaa
"i dont do drugs"...
"do we get crack at the end?". this is surprisingly accurate behavior for an addict.
My feet are strong XD
Oh Joe Rogan you crazy!
💀💀💀💀💀
“Fear is never a factor Joe Rogan. I’m trying to get some crack rocks.” 😂😂😂😂
The baseline by Mickey Mouse was everything! These sketches are everything! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tyrone is the best crackhead hustler I've ever seen 😂😂😂
“He basically told them where and how to buy the stuff”
LOL
scrubbyduck69 it’s kinda a spoof on NA meetings..
"How can you sleep, and be high on crack?!" ha-ha "crack"ed me up.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Smokin' crack is hard work ya know, constantly lifting that crack pipe, it wears you out a bit. xD
That's impossible, Rhonda how you can you sleep if your high on crack?! Chinese riddle for ya.
@@Psychotron67 easy. you take 1hit to many and get a heart attack. boom now you are asleep xD
*nice*
THAT WASN'T ME RONDA!!
It was you with those crusty ass lips!
😂😂😂
Go to the bathroom!
The most hilarious thing that always makes me laugh Is that he got a realtors license just so he could sale their house now that is dedication to getting what you want lol haha
FACTUAL lol
"..and then I'm on my way to recovery, RHONDA"..
"and that weren't me RHONDA"!! 😂
That's my favorite part😂😂😂😂
😂🤣😂🤣
@@jadabrown3130 me too. Just the way he says Rhonda is hilarious
TrAe333 I read this soon as he was saying it😭😭
TB is one of those characters that just has a ring of authenticity , its so over top yet strangely believable .
Lmao
Life makes me cry tears of despair. Chapelle makes me cry tears from laughter.
The finger snap after he shakes the teachers hand gets me every time 🤣
It’s the subtle things like that which solidify him as a comedic genius. That made me laugh out loud so unexpectedly. 😆
I'm crying, good times... Bring Chappell back!
MsEvette Tenner he has specials on Netflix
"Do you know what dog food tastes like? Just like it smells.. delicious" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The way he keeps scratching 😂😂😂it looks so legit 😂.
This man invented some of the BEST funniest characters of all time that no one will ever be able to outdo! Simply the best!!😂😂👍👍👍
*The Blind KKK Leader* 🤣 🙌
So basically every Tyrone Biggums skit?
craps skit wasnt here
Kula Productions no, it isn’t. Maybe you haven’t seen all of them.
there needs to be a movie
@@cahaldoherty2444 a whole tyrone series where he does ridiculous crackhead shit
Fuck em'
Chappelle is the goat hands down. A living legend
No objections coming from this way.
Am I the only person whom never get tired of watching Dave Chapelle sketches 😂😂😂
No me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You're not the only one brother.
Nope😂
"Can you say 'marijuana'! " 🤣🤣🤣 and the kid's suprise response was on point despite TB asking for it
I loved the matter of fact, perfectly spoken “maaariijuaaana”
"THIS IS RIDICULOUS! WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE?! DO WE GET CRACK AT THE END?!" I WAS BUSTIN UP 😂😂😂
"Do you know how dog food tastes.....like it smells........DELICIOUS"
Lmao 😂😂😂
“This is ridiculous, what is going on here ? We get crack at the end ?” 😂😂😂
Lol King Happens. Happens. Happens. Yes. Yes. Yes
I never realized, how much of genius writing was in those skits. The fact that Tyrone eats Chinese Food while being in a coffin full of worms, makes it even better. Things you see decades later... :D
Yeah. Back when Dave worked with better writers
“Let he who is without sin throweth the first rock and I shall smoketh it” 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😭 undefeated
hahahahha
"Cocaine in a can baby..."
Hilarious!
“Hurry Up Girl I Wanna Do My Turn” 🤣
The crust on Tyrone lips is epic. 😭😭😭😭😭😭
"Some of these coals burn at over a thousand degrees"
" *goddamn* "
had me rolling. 😂😂
That part had me rolling😂😂
I spit my cereal out no lie
😂
Chappelle's Show was one of the greatest gifts Dave ever gave us.
4:55 " y'all act like crack is so bad". Lol😂
Dave Chappelle is by far the best comedian of all time and still cracks me up with ty.
“I’m serious Ron, it’s me baby, it’s Tyrone. I’m clean”.. 🤣🤣
“This is ridiculous. What is going on in here? Are we gettin’ crack in the end?” LOL
"...and then I'm on my way to recovery 🗣 RHONDA. And that wasn't me, RHONDA!"
🗣🗣 "GO TO THE BATHROOM" 😂😭😂😭
hahaha, oh my gosh, he carjacked Rhonda
I screamed 😂😂😂😂
the rhondda valley south wales uk
This video has 16M views. This man's work (Dave) is timeless. I thank him for the laughter he brought me.
My favorite part about the red balls skit was the bus driver saying "mayday, mayday we have a crackhead lifting the bus" like it happens so often it's a common callout
The legs shaking while he's lifting is GOLD! 🤣🤣🤣
Lol Comedy Central trying to cash in on all the Chappell’s show skits
Or just trying to recoup some of the money they lost out on when he flipped out and bounced to Africa.
Ricky Cunningham what money? He never got paid for it.
Menthol why not? They own the footage, might as well.
Cause the replaced Dave isn't making the money lol
@@TheEd1225 What are you talking about? A contract was created between him and the network. He was given a "salary" per season plus money for the show doing well or a performance bonus. He made two and was working on season 3 then left before it was completed. Have you never seen the lost episodes aka season 3 hosted by Charlie Murphy (RIP) and Donnell Rawlings who appeared on the show? He was paid he just never completed the contract so lost out on the rest of the money.
When he snapped after shaking the teachers hand 😭💀😭
😂😂🤣😭😭
Classic!!
Its so subtle, the average person may miss this🤣🤣
@@alkebulon7488 what does it mean?
Dave acting during those shows skits are absolutely the best,
Him flushing himself out in the bathroom... I didn't see that coming😂😂
Dave makes me forget all the mental problems I have. Thank you so much for the joy Dave.
I haven’t laughed properly in a long time. Thank you Dave Chappelle your a hero.
How about now?
What is an "a hero"?
You're*
2024 😂 im here we need more dave
Tyrone Biggums was one of the best thing that happened to television.
FACTUAL
Did i miss the 5 o'clock Free Crack Giveaway!?
No, you didn't miss it... There's another giveaway at 8 o'clock! lol
"Do you know why you're here Tyrone?" "Yeah, I'm here for the same reason you is man. TO SMOKE SOME CRACK!"
spacejamgoliath 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
😔😔😔😔😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
"Oh Joe Rogan, you crazy" LOL
The REAL Dave Chappelle.
👍✅👍
I can watch this over and over again, and can't stop crying laughing.
How about now 😅
The fear factor skit will always be my favorite next to the black white supremacist
Don't forget Black Bush... What? Huh, Oil? Who said some about oil bitch, you cooking?
What is so funny about the black white supremacist is that crazy leftists believe it's real and not a skit LOL
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Good gosh..the black white supremacist is Fkn epic lol😂😂😂😂
The racial draft tho was legendary!!
Fear is never a factor for me, Joe Rogan;
I'm tryna get some crack rocks
"or whateva yo school is called today," never gets old for me.
"I got that anthrax and it's the bomb baby 😂 4:50
See how he said to a Muslim man 😂
I fell off my seat cuz of that
💀
Plus the Indian guy was the one who called the police on Tyrone
It's easy and ironic. He is a Muslim man
@unknown user maybe you should learn how to spell before posting a comment you moron
THAT PART STILL MAKES ME HOLLER WHEN SHE SAYS, TYRONE, THIS WILL GET US HIGH FOR, AND HE HOLDS HIS FINGER UP AND SAYS "HOURS'!!! AAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
"Is anthrax bad?" lol
@Kevin Gibbs That was a quote from the video. See the quotation marks? Did you even watch it?
No, "Among the Living" is a pretty fantastic album
Breaking the window and stealing the radio instead of saving the baby is hilarious 😂😂😂
I really hope Dave is getting paid for these.....
Looooool
@@benjaminfranklin1844 I know he's probably not but damn.... Business is wack!
They partially fired him and now "suddenly" use his sketches again, you know after he came back and people finally started listening to the truth :-) Search it up, his story is crazy ..
@@benjaminfranklin1844 sheeeeeeep
He doesn't own the rights to his show.
Hope yall are sharing this money with him smh
You know these asshole not smh
With his clone you mean
@@bigmike1547 you're gonna be a "clone" of yourself 30 years from now if you haven't died
@@ohnonotjo woah paradox lol
L A 80 Facts
That wasn’t me Rhonda.
I can’t count how many times me and my friends said that dumb line. lol
Yup, same lol.
3am on a Wednesday watching 👀 Dave Chappelle and crying 😂🤣😂😭😭😭
This show brings me back to 2005 and what life was like when I was 19
Dave Chappelle is hilariously funny. He makes me laugh when I need a pick me up.
I just lost it when he brought up Buggs Bunny & Scooby-Doo and started singing, just unbelievably!!!
Comedy Central got some bills to pay🤦🏾♂️
What else can they do this was a top seller
3:26 that's where their money went.
Tryna force a Blk comdian to do more white folk jokes back fired big time
"SHAZAYUM AHHHH" 😭