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Start the day right and then keep it going at a harmful, drug induced pace with your dose of Meth in the Morning. Aired 11/12/05
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Damn that was spot on 😂 I was a serious meth head in HS and my early 20’s, rehab 3 times. I’ve been off that garbage for about 27 years
It's been around that long?
@@martitinkovich4489 it’s been around a long time, the first time I used meth was in 9th grade back in 1983 by 1986 I was shooting up crystal meth, and in 1987 i was cooking it with my older brother. Thankfully I’ve been clean for decades, married since 1995, a wonderful daughter, and a trade since 1994
@@NM_rocker I'm glad you got out. I was hardly even aware of crystal meth 'til i moved to az. in '04. There it was a major problem, as i found out it mostly is so in rural desolate areas.
Me too. I probably sounded like the guy that was going to quit, all the time. Lol
@@dodobird7780 I know what you mean, I quit many times at least until I scored again 😉
I'll tell you. This skit hits way different when you live in a town with a meth problem, and you know how 100% spot on accurate this is.
made me uneasy watching. people really like this. i have met a variation of each person in this skit
What town doesn’t?
@@crissyfox553 alot. Trust me. There's levels to the shit. Of course every place has its issues. BUT in a place/situation that you might think is bad truuuuuuust me. There are 10 times worse. The deeper you pry. Partake. Peeling the layers back is foul. When I said it was uneasy to watch is because my thoughts of damn this ain't even that funny to me. It kind of brought back. Places. Times. Events. People. Death. Choas. Human trafficking. Pimps. Killers. I ain't pretending to be some badass and blah blah but I'm a survivor. Big difference. Not the same. And I don't comment much. But this joint fucked with me
Seattle.
Yeah. I grew up with someone who had teeth like that. I was a kid and didn't know what I was witnessing, but I do now.
Tweakers are amazing. They're the only people that will steal your bike then come back the next day and spend hours helping you look for it
😂😂😂😂😂😂
i'm really proud of Keith. trying to tidy things up, and just doing his best in general.
THEN WHEN??
Right? Giving Keith a hard time, that man is keeping the place clean.
It's his skitz, cleaning...
cleaning is when you ran out of stuff, the process of quiting the damn shit first step is to erase anything remindidng you of use.
I knew this tweeker that would clean when he was high and baby sit this same cigarette for hours acting like he was gonna smoke it.
When that guy got up and started vacuuming, i was dying 😄 I’ve been in tweaker pads before and there is always someone vacuuming or cleaning something or dusting… hilarious!
Absolutely! I used to do that shit && either someone is cleaning, or tweaking && trying to take something apart lol
@@FrootLoopz88 I watched a friend one time spend about 2 hours cleaning a pipe that he thought had a speck of resin in it. The pipe was clear. So he was just scraping clear glass for 2 hours.
@@daniels3795 haha funny shit!!!!
I remember one time I was hitting && hitting the pipe back to back && the lady I lived with @ the time had NO IDEA I was smoking crystal && woulda kicked me out if I got caught....
So yeah, I was smoking back to back && she walked in && I fucking jumped && hid the pipe under a blanket that was like a velvet-y blanket with fur on it.
Thank God, I hid it just on time cuz I woulda been fucked💯
So I grab the pipe as soon as she walked away && cuz the pipe was so hot it burned a hole in the blanket && not had what looked like a patch of fur on my pipe cuz it stuck to it.....
I was pretty mad about that.....
So I go into the kitchen && had to use the burners on the stove cuz I didn't have a torch to clean it the right way, so I took off the, I dunno what it's called, but the stone-thingy in the middle of the burner so the flame would just make a circle like normal to cook food with, nah I took that shit off && that flame was so fucking high, it was prolly up to my head.....
So I'm like "YESSSS!!!! I don't need no torch, look at the size of this 🔥flame🔥 so I put the pipe in the flame for a long ass time, && pretty much cleaned off the fur, except there was 2 small black circles at the bottom of the pipe that wouldn't come off..... UNLESS I had an actual torch lighter.
So anyways, I finally crashed that night after I cleaned it cuz I was up for days prior to that happening.
So I wake up the next day, && it was just my boyfriend @ the time that was smoking outta the pipe by himself, so I take the pipe && take a few huge hits && I got high AF, but after I blew out the smoke, I was like "Ewww WTF is this shit? This ain't no fucking ice were smoking!! This shit taste nasty AF, so I put the pipe up to the light && see the black circles at the bottom of the pipe && I start freaking the fuck out!! "I knew it! I knew it!!! It's not crystal we're smoking!! I knew it tasted too damn discussing to be only crystal!!!" I look @ my ex boyfriend dead in his eyes && was 💯% Serious AF && I said "those motherfuckers laced our shit with heroin!!"
Now I was SUPER FREAKING MAD?!!? Cuz I was a heroin addict && finally was able to quit heroin cuz I was smoking meth.... So for the entire rest of who knows how long I was up on this binder.... But the whole time I kept accusing my ex boyfriend of purposefully putting heroin in the meth so we can start doing heroin again ((we were both heroin addicts before the meth))
So after I got some sleep && finally passed out, I woke up my ex was so mad && wouldn't talk to me cuz of the shot I accused him of..... && So I sat there && was just thinking && thinking && *click*
WOW JAMIE!!!! THOSE BLACK CIRCLES ON THE BOTTOM OF THE PIPE WASN'T HEROIN RESIDUE, IT WAS FROM THE BLANKET YOU BURNED LIKE 4DAYS AGO!!!! WHY AM I SO STUPID!?!
LOLOLOLOL YEAHHHH.... so that happened to me one time 🤣🤦🏼♀️🤭🤡😹
Wearing out the Mr. clean magic erasers!!!
@@FrootLoopz88 fuckk
"he can take a VCR apart in 6 minutes for no reason" Lol
Lady D it's true lol my friend took apart his air soft rifle and wasn't able to put it back together. They just left the "but he can't put it back together part." Lol
There is always a reason
I can do it in 3 mins flat. This includes harvesting all the good components.
You arent making Meth then....your making up some bullshit. ..out that mouth ...cause it dont work that way ...Ding Dong....Are you a straight up idiot and a liar???Must be watching some shitty movies
@@VickieHorn-Lig-Spencer101 I have a feeling that you REALLY love your meth. How many days have you been awake now?
Dude that came in with the vacuum cleaner was on point. Before I got clean all I did was clean 😂
Then why are all you tweaker losers filthy? Like you all have the most dirty hands, disgusting nails, ya stink, and your clothes look like they haven't been washed in months...but you all claim to clean like crazy. Something doesn't add up
And somehow everything was still all messed up 😂😂😂
I started doing drugs since my teenage, got addicted to meth. Meth addiction actually destroyed my life. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Not until my wife recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 6 years totally clean. Never thought I would be saying this about mushrooms.
Amen God bless people. Save your health save your mind. Life is better without heroin, cocaine, alcohol and cigarettes. And you have more money in your pocket. God bless everyone who has rejected the devils intentions to be addicted to alcohol and
cigarettes etc which can cause so much
damage to health.
Can you help me with the reliable source 🙏. I'm 56 and have suffered for years with addiction, anxiety and severe ptsd, I got my panic attacks under control myself years ago and they have come back with a vengeance, I'm constantly trying to take full breaths but can't get the full satisfying breath out, it's absolutely crippling me, i live in Australia. I don't know much about these mushrooms. Really need a reliable source!! Can't wait to get them.
YES very sure of Dr.benfungi. I have the
same experience with anxiety, depression, PTSD and addiction and Mushrooms definitely made a huge huge difference to why am clean today.
Ive done shrooms last month in my house. It taught me how severely traumatized I was from alcohol. I healed from many mental traumas from my past and was able to forgive, let go. Shrooms to me is a remedy not a vice. I even felt more refreshed the
morning after. So no hangovers. No
depression mood for days. No anxiety.I now
have a more calm mind
How do i reach out to him? Is he on Instagram
Good methical morning
....well a 2 years ago
Good moreish morning
We've done coke, bleach...
Read that in Links voice
This is the best comment it’s so underrated!!
I am so grateful I was able to get clean from this addiction. Just watching them twitch is making me feel sick.
I'm sure you don't need me to tell you this, but I'm proud of you. Good for you. Substance abuse can sneak up on you.
Stay strong...you should be do proud of your hard work 🌸
Congratulations!!! That takes some incredibly hard work!
123gozane but memories of the days of unprotected sex with strangers is turning you on isn't it.
@@donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239 lmfao
The cat clock on the wall in the kitchen is a hilarious touch!
Who doesn't need to get to the emergency room!?! Lmfao 😂 this is so spot on, especially with the vacuuming.
Amy got that constant shifting, stretching, rolling, totally discomfited look they have absolutely perfect when she was sitting on the couch.
Yeah it was creepy watching her, so accurate.
She looks like Chucky
Especially with the facial "picking" sores and the blackened and missing teeth.
Spot on!
That's unfortunately how I move at night with restless legs syndrome . . .
@@jemmoeller1246
Chucky's wife is exactly what I was thinking
Lol this is right on. The guy randomly vacuuming and the guy passed out in your house you don't know who it is.. all the chaos and everyone is running around doing something different and nothing ever gets done.
Sooo true
I'll never miss it. But damn if it wasn't an insane roller coaster.
Yes, I personally did not like any kind of speed, meth coke etc, the people in my life would do a whole lot of nothing while doing a lot of nothing. Ugh it was nuts they became mentally disabled for sure.
My BFF describes active addiction as "awkward nights with strangers."
Lol
This skit was absolutely hysterical the guy coming behind the couch and vacuum just cracks me up
As a former meth addict, I love this, and it captured the feeling exactly. Loved it 😂😂
That was a breath of dark humor fresh air for this polyaddict. Total life of Brian level shit.
Right!!!! I was laughing thru it all!!!!
Really hope youre doing well now
Same
It’s used to be a morning show then it turned into an afternoon show…..
Someone on the writing staff has some explaining to do. No way anyone gets all the details this accurately without firsthand knowledge…
Not so ...All you have to do is observe a few of them.
Tweekers have been tweeking for a long time. So their ways are no secret. As you can see in the comments, there are plenty of former users commenting. You don't have to be a drunk to do a drunk parody.. We all know how drunks can act
I'd expect at least a few of the actors and writers have tried meth, among other things. Artists and drugs go together. Duh.
Or they saw the movie Spun
Right, except no one in their tweeking mind would be vacuuming when they could have been looking for dropped shards in the carpet.
The most accurate part "up until recently, he was the mayor"
Toronto reference?
@@RideAcrossTheRiver 😂 unfortunately, no. Think more North America in general.
@@missyvaughn4467 this is all accurate... Except where my dad lives the mayor is still the mayor.. they party every weekend and smoke that shit.. (not my dad lol) he can see into the backyard from his porch and every weekend there's like 30 people in Z's backyard either in the pool or jacuzzi or playing volleyball, but they're all taking turns on the meth pipe..
@@charlieflynn9330 u sure they're not just passing a bong around?
I once found my tweeker of a cousin painting his white plastic blinds a slightly different shade of white at 4 in the morning when I woke up for work! 🤨
This!!! The squatters in my mother in laws house when she was in the hospital had an obsession with half done gas powered rc cars and every where you looked there were these attempts at soldiered together lithium battery packs wired in series very poorly....not 1 of those batteries were at proper voltage
Well 9yrs later and I do believe that this skit aged pretty well!
“I can’t talk right now because the shadow people are behind the couch and they’re trying to find my address.” That part killed me 😂😂🤣
And don't look out the window cuz they'll see you.
Those are evil
That shit was fucking hilarious 😂🤣😂🤣⚰️
Omg!! My sister refused to let my husband out the front door cause the shadow people were out there and so we literally were kept hostage from work from outside period... they are real.
I was reading ur comment literally at the EXACT moment that he said it.... That fuc*ed my whole world up 😂
Amy looks like Chucky
bo_obylady - I’m thinking more Linda Blair.
@@jrh11254 Same here! The Exorcist😈
@@jrh11254 Same here.
My first thought. And Im here with my special guest ->...
Me: "Chucky?"
😂😂😂
I don't want to mess up my teeth😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Amy Poehler nails the body movements!
And the barefoot look in this sketch too.
I’m a firefighter/paramedic and I can honestly say with 22 years experience, I have yet to see a woman on meth with clean soles. Amy’s bare soles are absolutely flawless.
Omg this is so accurate I'm literally laughing so hard right now watching this so glad I got off that stuff 7 months now meth free .
Kudos to you girl, keep it up! I don't know how one does it, why have to shout to u!!
The abuse of meth is what changes you for the worse,,,
omg congratulations keep it up ❤️❤️❤️
Hunter Biden approves
Good for you, I'm proud for you. I'm 6 yrs clean off this shit an it's not been easy but it's possible, jus keep on being clean an everyday you'll get a little bit stronger! ❤
I love Amy's stand up, spin, sit back down.
Scary accurate
Ive pulled that stupid little move soooo many times lmfao
That brought back memories!😹😹😹
😂😂😂
I currently have the misfortune of residing in the state of Indiana and in particular, the South Bend area, and can fully attest that this is what I see everywhere. Never have I seen more toothless insomniacs in my life.
I remember having conversations with the shadow people. They start getting really chatty about the 4th day you are up. This was all spot on i hope the next episode introduces the bush burgers and they touch on how to cure the tiny bugs that bit you when you get strung out on meth morning and afternoon
I know it's not the same, but amphetamine benders sound similar. When you're staring at a picture and it becomes a gif, it messes with you. Never found out who was out to get me.
@@zchris87v80 How is it different? Essentially the same drug affecting you the same way. Amphetamine psychosis comes on if you just do without sleep for several days. Not as intense, but pretty awful all the same.
@@thomasbell7033 I didn't want to downgrade anyone's horrendous experience by trying to relate when I haven't been through that same darkness and more or less just a shadow of it. My big pet peeve is people saying "I know what you've been through" when it's really a lightweight version of it.
@@zchris87v80 yeah dont worry your not doing that.
the only diffrence between an amphetamine binge and a meth binge is the amphetamine binge will make your face numb quicker
@@therideneverends1697 How much amephetamine would you have to take for it to do that? I can't even imagine.
This is totally unrealistic. They ain’t even pawned their camera’s yet.
No, they haven’t pawned YOUR cameras yet
@@prestonvaughn6633 true. But they DID steal all my damn flashlights
@@theaveragejoe2767 😂 so true it hurts
Good one...
Clucking is the term I believe
As a former meth addict, the shadow people line had me dying
I always hated when i was vacuuming or in the shower I would always hear a baby crying (i had no baby) or someone screaming my name (i lived alone)...
I would hear my name being shouted in the distance from time to time. Or I would hear steps.
It’s so real. My buddy called them tree people but I was only fortunate enough to have auditory hallucinations.
I called them the 'workmen', because they seemed to have on coveralls with matching hats.
Omg my best friend was strung out for a few years before she cleaned up a long time ago. She used to call me over to her house b/c she was scared of the fucking shadow people. I thought it was just her
The vacuum cleaner VCR part omg 🤣
"Approximately 48 hours" ok I'll wait right here .lol
The unrealistic part here is the house plant.
And the clean coffee table
Hahahaha 😄 HILARIOUS!!!!!!!
Ahaha. Well, I can explain the house plant- plastic. The clean table wouldn't exist, though 😅😅
I've known a few who weren't completely gone
It is growing out of the dead body behind the coach
Amy deserves an Emmy for this skit. Dang she is spot on perfect. Nice job kid.
I legit said the same thing 💯
Sad but true how spot on they nailed this
Sending love to anyone going through it…❤ definitely you’re not alone!
They did an episode of Intervention about where I live titled, “They call it meth mountain “ and this is 100% accurate 😅😅😅
Someone on the writing staff has done their "research".
This was probably a Pete Davidson skit. He was a writer first.
More like there meth users.
@@nursemom101casteel7 You realize Pete would've been 12 years old when this aired right?
@@JasonZakrajsek, no. You are right. I hadn't thought of that.
I'm from Western Kentucky and the references to Muhlenberg County and the Pennyrile Parkway rest stop are frighteningly accurate.
The funny thing is...even though they're making fun of a serious issue, you're both able to laugh and go 'thank God I don't do meth' at the same time ;-P
This reminds me of Hesperia California
I lived in Portland for a while. This is spot on!!
I wish there were more Good Morning Meth segments lol 😂
Kinda hard when the house blows up and they all die in the end 🤷♂️😁
@Timestamp guy I’m not the one who wrote the sketch
@@AttilatheThrilla
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@@AttilatheThrilla Are you suggesting there are a shortage of meth heads or meth houses?
@@markgriz No..... 🤨
She reminds me of Pennsatucky from "Orange is the New Black".
+PfhUkJiu101 hhhhhh me to
me tooo
This came first.
Yes! 😆
I thought the same thing!!!
This was funny but none of the people I hung out with ever behaved that way. We just got high, had a good time, had good jobs, showered, paid our bills, kept our teeth, stayed up for days, talked to the shadow people when no one was around, kept our cool around people who were unaware and never let it leave the circle. Then we stopped. Or at least I did. I never saw anyone act to that degree or even close. Im not advocating meth use. Im just saying you might know someone who’s been using for years, like I was, and you’d never know unless they were dumb enough to tell you. A solid user will shy from the conversation. They don’t even like saying the word. That’s your clue.
Interesting point. Kinda makes me wonder about some of the people I know.
Scary.
I mean.... this is pretty accurate 🤣 😂
Amy is incredible!!! Best strung out, junkie impression ever!
..... and sexy !
The random wooooos! 😆
Watch the movie Spun. Everyone in that is dead on, especially Brittany Murphy.
If nothing else, I hope this skit discourages people from ever taking that poison.
I love how people call Meth poison, decry it in public and online, but will then smoke 3 packs of cigarettes and drink 10 pints of beer a day....
Screw that...I started smoking meth for my social anxiety 😉
I think they are endorsing meth. Yuk
@ I seriously doubt that anybody who endorses a product, would make it look that horrific.
🤦♀️
@ they have been known to do some very bizarre things
“Sometimes with people on meth.. and you’re doin’ it - they try to kill you!”😂
The funny thing is, my family and I live in muhlenberg county... this got so big we all heard about it when it aired.
I literally lived this life back in the 80s. Thank God for rehab.
Yep. And thank God, because my second round, already having the tools from my rehab, which was luckily a "Jesus jail", I was able to reconnect with Him, who brought me out of dark places into the Light. I'm no Bible Thumper, but even though I turned my back on Him, He welcomed me home as soon as I turned back into His embrace. People want some kind of proof, but Once it is felt, cannot be denied. Romans 8:12. Sin IS losing that connection, like being out of range of the ultimate cell tower. But you can tap back in any time, no reconnect fee. Just pass along the good news when you get a chance without cramming down anybody's throat. Carpe Diem.
@Snarick Klash Wha..?
Congrats 👍
@@jenniferguinn8700 You're supposed to do that by the grace in how you live your life...
Tweaker.
The cat clock really sells it for me.
Even the cat clock is on meth!
I had one of those clocks when I was a kid.
Yo,I was just looking at one to buy...they have original n new ones...both a bit of a price difference...I dont think they would still have that if was tweakin😅
@@mistycampbell4632 My thought exactly. The clock would’ve been sold.
The eyes keep moving back and forth... back and forth... back and forth... back and forth... back and forth... back and forth...
Shadow people that's hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂 they're geekin and a peeking now 😂😂😂😂😂❤
This is why I've been clean and sober my whole life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is why I've never dabbled in meth.
I've tried a lot of natural substances and various drugs, but none that I knew had a high probability of addiction.
I quit drinking cold turkey.
I quit smoking without a problem.
But marijuana? Sheeeeesh, totally hooked. I get cravings all the time. And the worst part is, I have too smoke the 90% THC extracts, and when I do my anxiety and paranoia are through the roof. Thank god for meditation.
Don't let anyone says it's not addictive. Maybe not to everyone, but it definitely is for me. 😑 I don't want pity, I just want people to know, marijuana isn't 100% harmless. There's an element of risk involved.
I love Jason Lee. My Name is Earl is a show that has helped shape both my comedy and moral sensibilities. He should do more.
I loved that show.
Underrated that show,,as was Jason Lee
Earl was my spiritual leader for a bit..man who plays southern rock and talks about karma speaks to my soul
I grew up on My Name Is Earl and it seriously helped shape who I am as a person the show is great with a lot of great messages and moments
fuck scientologists
I live for Keith constantly protesting "then when?!"
Who’s Keith ?!
Did you mean Kenan?!
@@svilenvasilev3819 Keith is Will Forte's character. The guy who keeps trying to clean
@@nathancombs527 gotcha lol that’s funny cuz when I watched this for first time I screamed “Forte” when he appeared 🤣
LMAO so spot on!!
NOT NOW! LATER! LATER! LATER!
This whole chat comments area is the recovery group central. Coming to you from a town near you 😂 Oh my gosh hahah.
There is nothing worse than my neighbor who vacuums his front lawn at 2 in the morning
As someone who lives in Western Kentucky I applaud the research. Especially the reference to the Pennyrile Parkway truck stop and Muhlenberg county. It was such a joy!
I see people like this every day here in North Florida. This isn't an exaggeration.
Right, which kinda makes this skit sad. Not that I’m offended or anything
@@flukislucas I live in Kansas and a meth lab literally exploded during a police raid several years ago.
@@mandyingram5291 545
There must be a North Florida in Hemet California because I think I see the same people........😬😤😳
P
That T-shirt Bill Hader is wearing in this sketch was last seen on a 1994 episode hosted by Emilio Estevez (Charlie Sheen's brother) on a sketch called "How Much Ya Bench?" And I'm pretty sure the stock footage of the house exploding was used on a Macgruber sketch.
My boy started seeing talking chipmunks again.
Meth. As bad as heroin. But at least you get some housework done
It's far worse than heroin in some respects. If you got a steady supply and you're careful with the dosage, heroin is even fairly harmless. Meth can completely destroy you physically and mentally within a few weeks/months of regular use.
@@sugardaddy4714 both are pretty harmless tbh
Yea... you get the housework done, but tear it apart again because you're suddenly looking for something you can't remember... but you lost it, and you have to find it because the shadow people behind the bushes at your neighbour's across the street will come in and steal your Subway free meal card. And that might be what you're looking for, come to think of it, and you hid that under the ice tray In the closet.
@@sekite2 you should do them all the time
@@murderc27 oh i would if i could
damn. this hits close to home.
my neighbors home to be exact.
and his neighbor. and his neighbor..
and well, the whole damn tri state area ffs.
you're to cute to live like that.
@@newbee509 welcome to SW Ohio
Let me guess, you live in a RepubliCON state?
@@ryankibler7973 nah man. swing state.
My Neighbors like the crack rocks.
My town/neighborhood has a major Meth problem. And I Can say this skit is questionably accurate.😂
I thought this was gonna be cringe, but it appears the writing staff knows what they’re talking about
Hehe
Amy Poehler is amazing in this skit!
"Heyyyy. Goood mooorniiinnnnn!"... hahahhaha
Brilliant performance
Of course ... she's a "meth"od actress.
She's amazing in all skits tho tbh
Great skit all together but agreed she's awesome
I'm a psych ward regular, and you can spot a meth addict a mile away. They're usually up at 3 AM keeping everyone awake by talking loudly to the nurses who are desperately trying to get them to go to bed, or at least be quiet. They obviously aren't getting meth in the psych ward, so they get super pissed off and cause a ruckus.
In chemistry its uncanny the common things you can use,to make more uncommon things.hell yeah those adult diapers! Lol😀😄🤣
Been almost 8 years clean and I still got the jonz watching this. Knowing that this is exactly what it was like and yet after 8 years you still crave it is what is so scary about meth.
That's scary as hell,I'm glad you are still clean. Please share this fact with as many people as you feel comfortable doing so, that is a very discomforting fact and therefore very effective in persuading people to stay away from that stuff
@@yodaguy6956 Thank you. I'm doing that really. I'm a live-in Resident Advisor for our churches drug and alcohol rehabilitation Refuge program. Have been for a year now and I don't see myself stopping any time soon.
I'm also a past addict to crank. I know how it was for me too, to crave it every day for several years. I've been clean for a decade now but the wreckage of my life will always remind me to never do that to myself again. It does get better as I no longer crave it. It helps to be on antidepressants and anti-anxiety meds. Those of us craving that high are usually low on dopamine, serotonin and other chemicals in the brain.
I crave it too, but i never give in
@@Wutzmename glad to hear that brother, helping others find strength keeps building your own, that's so wonderful meaningful work you are doing. I wish you continued health and happiness
Don’t do it. Especially if you are happily married or with someone. If you have kids and friends and people in your life that matter to you. YOU WILL THROW IT ALL AWAY AND YOU WILL NEVER GET IT BACK! Then you will know what it’s like to be ALONE.....hope that helps! Have a good day!
because it made you steal?
i hope you get/got help my guy. You dont deserve the suffering of addiction.
🤘
Amen
But what if it's just, like, a little meth?
The dude passed out in the back though 🤣🤣🤣
We were talking about meth at work today , and low and behold here is this clip of SNL. You tube are you listening to conversions?
They know it so well. The location of the house (in the desert), the meth sores and teeth, the weird vacuuming and random taking things apart.
My ex used a broom. We didn't have a vacuum. I went thru hell and got a black eye. He was always sweeping up the pieces he dropped but never could get them all. It's very sad and not really funny what this crap does to ppl. It destroys lives. They almost got it down only they dont all act this way all the time.
I know people with bad teeth , that have never done meth, but people are stupid,and judge someone they know nothing about.. it's crazy how much people judge . Yeah, a lot of people have bad teeth from meth, but these people don't have any of the other side effects and people assume, and I know they don't do it because I've known them for years ,I'm around them a lot.. It just shows you when you see that, that most of society is just ignorant judgemental idiots
I suspect suspicion of suspicious activity and this ain't no joke. #Protect and serve - God Bless 🙏✝️🙏
How everybody is October 19th 9:03 p.m. and I'm coming to you from Jamestown Tennessee I've always loved Saturday night live I've been watching since the 90s and this is too funny coming from a small town as a lot of people in it with pretty bad drug habit this is so accurate I know a lot of people but act just like this it's amazing how scaringily accurate this program was thank you very much Saturday Night Live for the laughs.
this never gets old...snl is a great antidepressant
tomaz kopat meth is also a great anti depressant
@@roadkill6737 meth is an antidepressant but not great
The irony is these comedians go back home to take drugs after the meth skit ...
Delusional
So is your mom.
Friend was addicted to meth & booze -cleaned up 6 yrs now. Went to grad school, makes good $$, clean cut, he works on his sobriety daily
Yayyyy so happy for them
@KoldTony Debonaire wth how can you be so cruel
@KoldTony Debonaire SNL Meth head skit was funny as hell - seemed accurate w vacuuming at 3am.my comment lent insight to buddy who overcame it that’s all. Maybe it helps somebody. Didn’t say shit wasn’t hilarious so calm the f down
@@rs-mt6kl hey- glad to hear it- hard road but you’re doing it I sent skit to my buddy &he laughed hard
@@corrinemills thx - no worries when others disagree -fyi corrine Isent my buddy the clip &he laughed hard because it resonated w him. Greetings from Chicago
The guy vacuuming had me in stitches!
The KitKat clock appears to be mething too! 🤣
"I can't eat, and I can't sleep, but I got the cleanest house on the street." Ohhhhhh, Meth!
I remember that one!! The intro song to the sketch reminded me of this one PSA on Heroin where this happy chipper song plays over someone going through the effects of Heroin, going "Everybody's doing it! Doing it!"
"Get these bugs all out of my chest, meth, oooohhh meth!"
I remember that commercial from way back when!
I remember that 80's commercial! The girl scrubbing her shower had sores on her face and that song would play!
LMAO 🤣🤣
I still have ocd symptoms
As a 3rd shift worker serving customers, I can say this was tragically accurate.
i work in a gas station in the night and yes is pretty accurate.see them ever night
But they have never tried to rob you or shop lift?
I'm tired of damn meth heads buying one beer and the cheapest cigarettes in the store with random change
@@thompkins6796
Yeah,I can see why that would be a problem..lmfao 🤣
As a 3rd shift healthcare worker, unfortunately so can I.
Oh. This is so real.
I don't even mess with this stuff and just by watching these folks made me itch 😮😬🤣
I HAVE 25 YEARS CLEAN AND SOBER AND ITS THE BEST PARTY I EVER WENT TO! GOD BLESS
This is... frighteningly accurate. I can find people who look and act like this at any given time of day in my town. Coincidently i live in the state where Muhlenberg County is found lol lucky me 😅
The entire state of West Virginia looks like this! The opioid crisis just moved in meth and heroin.
@@SJ-ni6iy yep, i live in Kentucky, not far from West Virginia's border lol
@@PoM-MoM , what ? I need to know the full story. I’m sure there’s a lot more to it.
@@PoM-MoM why does nobody seem to understand that decriminalization is NOT the same as legalization? They just did what Portugal did years ago, which enables drug addicts to seek help without fear of legal prosecution.
@@PoM-MoM not heroin just cocain ...
Born and raised in mulenburg county area west ky. This is a total common recovering addict 4 years of sobriety.
I'm so glad I put that mess down. I was using meth for about a year just bc I was hanging out with the wrong crowd. Dumbest decision I ever made in my life..DONT METH WITH IT!
i miss my name is erl
Mi too, very much
same
was it too much to put the A in Earl?
That show was the best. They need to make a season 5
Me too! When I got laid off work back in March (due to covid, of course), I binge watched My Name is Earl on Hulu. Even though I watched the show every week back when it was on tv, it's still one of my favorites and I started on S1E1 and watched the entire series all over again. When they started to bring back popular shows a few years back, I had really hoped MNIE would be one of them..
Only missing a carpet crawler on the floor looking for spilled/dropped rocks..
Carpet farmers!
That's crack you're thinking of.
@@livingintoday100 It can be Crack or Meth... it's when pieces fall on the ground and someone desperate for a high starts picking the carpet for little pieces that might have spilled...
I know, too well, honey. I have 6 and a half years clean and sober from crack, meth heroin and other life destroying substances. I just remember clearly being high on crack and combing through the carpet for more rocks. However, I didn't do it with meth, but I'm sure I would have, had I not had a constant supply.
Aka Shard Surfer
I had someone else tell me about shadow people. I said I don't see that. And now I heard that in this episode years after I was told that. Wow, I didn't have a clue until now. Shadow people. Oh my. That's crazy
Wow seeing Jason Lee brings back good memories. "My Name Is Earl" was one of my all time FAVORITE television shows ever. I don't think I missed a single episode.
“Not now” “then wheeeeen?” Made me lol
Remember kiddies, "Sleep is cheap, it's staying awake that's expensive"- Uncle Foiley.
Omg lol 😆 that's awesome
he can take apart a VCR in 6 minutes for no reason lmao
Wow they portray meth users very well. This is almost right on. I knew people many years ago who did this crap and they really got whacked out!
Oh man Jason nails this. Love what he is doing with his hands. The facial expressions and fidgeting are gut busting.
Being from Kentucky I especially enjoyed the reference to the Pennyrile Parkway rest stop. They really did their homework.
Which rest stop tho....Hmmm Mortons Gap. Def mortons gap.
I went to high school in Muhlenberg County. This hits home.
Muhlenberg County 😬😬😬 I'm from Kentucky too I've been offered it lots of times
@@KFam715 the strip club? Lol
The guy vacuuming !!!!! There was always a tweeker vacuuming or using the water hose at my house, i was usually the one taking apart electronics !
This really takes me back to the trailer park 😂
"Kids, drugs are bad, don't do drugs "
Mmmmmkaaaaay
Thay nailed it! Thats how crystal meth messes up with peoples mind.