r/MaliciousCompliance - Lazy Boss Tries to Fire Me For HER Mistake! I Get Her First!

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  • r/maliciouscompliance OP is working with a lazy boss when he complains that the counterfeit machine was broken. OP's boss told him not to worry about it and then tries to have him fired for it! Subscribe for future stories.
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  • @randycarter2001
    @randycarter2001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    I like the line "Enough coffee to power a college dorm through finals week." And yes, that is the most important part.

    • @NumptyMcGlumpty
      @NumptyMcGlumpty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      that's a dangerous amount of caffeine right there

    • @erichanastacio9695
      @erichanastacio9695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I bet Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs would have loved that coffee.

    • @ruthdeckman9781
      @ruthdeckman9781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@erichanastacio9695 oh, of course he would!

    • @NumptyMcGlumpty
      @NumptyMcGlumpty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@erichanastacio9695 Rule 23

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Are we sure it was coffee and not Cocaine energy drink? (Yes, it's a real brand, and the concentration of caffeine in it will get you seriously wired!)

  • @Hybrid301
    @Hybrid301 2 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    Trust the lawyers to perfectly execute a loop hole

    • @hauntedshadowslegacy2826
      @hauntedshadowslegacy2826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I was legit cackling when that story hit the punchline.

    • @alfredoprime5495
      @alfredoprime5495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      If the story is true, then I don't think it ended there. Did the security guard really think he could screw with a bunch high-powered attorneys and get away with it? Did he forget that it's a lawyer's job to fuck over their adversaries in ways that only their evil devious minds can come up with! LOL!!!

    • @jonsavage4484
      @jonsavage4484 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes they can

    • @mbgal7758
      @mbgal7758 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They’re good at that. I loved them firing him at the end

    • @lunak1391
      @lunak1391 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it was indeed perfection

  • @whatsanenigma
    @whatsanenigma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    The lawyers were probably sick of him too and they probably enjoyed pulling rank.

    • @MichaelS537
      @MichaelS537 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I used to make regular deliveries to a law firm in Dallas when I was working at a copy shop, they had a new security guard try to pull that shit. I was an "employee" of that law firm until I left the copy shop, I even went to their Christmas parties. Don't piss off a lawyer they love to hit back.

    • @HappilyHomicidalHooligan
      @HappilyHomicidalHooligan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@H-to-O Unless he'd been Written up for other Screw-Ups, his employers can't fire him for 1 complaint, they CAN however demote him or transfer him to another (worse) position for a single screw-up...

    • @DoctorDerpman
      @DoctorDerpman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Oddly enough I know a sam who works security at a parking garage with a law office. I'm sure it's entirely coincidental but I'm still gonna show this story to him because this sounds exactly like how he operates lmao

    • @MichaelS537
      @MichaelS537 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@H-to-O I'm pretty sure he got demoted but, still worked security for the building. I think that's why they "kept me on". Just to irk him.

    • @alana.dyer.author
      @alana.dyer.author 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@DoctorDerpman watch it be the same Sam 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tjoelfoster
    @tjoelfoster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Stupid for the Security "Guard" Sam to pull rank. I imagine Bob and Harry had a long conversation with Building Management and Sam's boss once the meeting was over. Doubt Sam made it to tomorrow.

    • @flashstudiosguy
      @flashstudiosguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Oh, he's definitely the type to get the talk about "one foot out of line and you'll be struggling to get a job as a Crossing Guard!"

    • @ScorchedTB
      @ScorchedTB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Security guard here. What the security did was just to follow instructions possibly placed on him by the building management. Granted he should not have been emotional about it. But if he had not done anything he would have been fired and possibly license permanently revoked.

    • @raellskys4083
      @raellskys4083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HE SHOULD HAVE JUST TAKEN TH FREE BAGEL, and left shit alone.

    • @sapphireclawe
      @sapphireclawe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@ScorchedTB OP parked in a "Guest of BD&H" spot, which should qualify as a guest spot especially under "guest delivering goods/services to BD&H" and not just clients. Plus where else could OP have parked with all that fixing to be running late for this important meeting? Get stuck with a parking fine and potentially a towed vehicle?

    • @ScorchedTB
      @ScorchedTB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sapphireclawe You would be surprised at how unreasonable management can be. By declaring that "delivery personnels are not considered to be guest", the blame can be pinned onto the guard for allowing unauthorized person into the building. And if the law firm hounds them, they simply can twist facts by saying the guard is 'out of line' being too strict with instructions. So either way only the guard will be on the receiving end for possibly the management's way of doing things. And they would not care if OP gets a parking fine or towed vehicle. It does not concern them as long as someone becomes a scapegoat. Politics.
      But let us hope that I was wrong and Sam truly is on a power trip.

  • @ShadowMoon878
    @ShadowMoon878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Fun fact: counterfeit bills are always in small denominations because, as the third story has proven, people never checked small notes.

    • @pugking1233
      @pugking1233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      10's and 20's are the most commonly counterfeited bills

    • @cbasa97
      @cbasa97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I've had a $5 checked before

    • @DoctorRobertNeville
      @DoctorRobertNeville 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      My wife worked retail, and she was constantly getting 10's and 20's that happened to be funny money. For some dumb reason she told me a whole bunch of 1's came in one month that all turned out to be funny money. We never could figure that one out. She even got a 10 bill with Mickey Mouse on it. She wanted to keep it, but her boss made her turn it in.

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@DoctorRobertNeville yeah, is it even worth counterfeiting a 1?
      In my country we don't even have bills that small ^.^ The great thing about coins is, if you keep the material value somewhere around the fiat value, then counterfeiting it literally makes no sense, because you could just sell the metal and save yourself the effort.
      Not to mention the expense of the minting machine.

    • @badandy102
      @badandy102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      $50's and $100s are checked but 1 5 and 10s aren't because "Why would anyone counterfit them?"

  • @InquisitorShepard
    @InquisitorShepard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    A wise men on E said "If you treat your employee like they are replaceable expect to have to replace them."

  • @rambofan334
    @rambofan334 2 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    The bosses from story 4 are the kinda people who'd ask why there's a labor shortage.

    • @flashstudiosguy
      @flashstudiosguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They're also the kind of people who shoot themselves in the foot and then ask "why is there a bullet in my foot?"

    • @mikoto7693
      @mikoto7693 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lol, there was something really rewarding with hearing about how the employee really got his own back on those terrible bosses.
      I’m almost certain that they’d noticed that employee doing the work of the previous manager and the workload for both jobs and they were fine with it. Another efficient way to increase profits.
      What I don’t understand is them not considering why the OP was doing that extra work. Any boss that sees a manager quit and a lower level employee start to take on that work is clearly trying to showcase that they’d like the promotion. (And unless they were doing terribly, are showing their capabilities.)
      At that point it seems that the boss has a choice. To approach the employee and discuss the upcoming promotion and to figure out if the employee understands most of the responsibilities of being a manager and shore up any training needed.
      Or to quickly bring in someone else as the replacement manager. A good boss might find a way to compensate for the extra work he’d been doing. A good boss knows the value of a loyal employee who is skilled at his job. A bad boss does nothing, making the extra time and effort the employee did pointless. Which of course is going to lead to a resentful worker who will probably revert to doing the bare minimum of his contract. Which isn’t good for the company.

    • @phlushphish793
      @phlushphish793 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mikoto7693 Yep. Seen it a million times, in my case, too. "He's doing the work; so, why pay him more?"

    • @Mernom
      @Mernom 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@mikoto7693you missed one important fact. If those were good bosses, nothing would escalate to that stage in the first place.

    • @mikoto7693
      @mikoto7693 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Mernom Fair point.

  • @momop1848
    @momop1848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    A former employer did something similar to the lazy manager in story three. Someone got offended that we checked for counterfeit bills, and the higher ups told us to stop checking. Yes, we eventually ended up with fake money. No, the higher ups didn't understand how/why that happened.

    • @robertnelson9599
      @robertnelson9599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Reminds me of the issue with Minneapolis defunding their police force.

    • @tygerion4404
      @tygerion4404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yep. I work at a grocery store. A few years back, we had some lady come in for beer wearing nothing but a tiny bikini, short grass skirt, and flipflops. She threw a hissy fit when the cashier refused to serve her (No shirt no Shoes no Service; it said so on the door). Manager comes over, tells her to put a shirt on and come back. Lady accuses us of lying, affirming that we had no such policy (again, it's on the freaking door). Eventually, she storms out, grabbing and throwing anything she could get her hands on (I almost got hit by a bag of pretzels, lol).
      One year later, I see some guy walking around topless. Now, I understand that it's comfortable, but nobody wants to see your massive naked gut. So I report this to the manager on duty... Only to be informed that we no longer had a no shirt no shoes no service policy. Apparently, naked beer lady complained to corporate, and they forced us to remove the policy.
      Fortunately, we got the policy back eventually.

    • @leonastartz6358
      @leonastartz6358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I actually stopped an attempted theft because I checked the bills he was using. The first thing that made me suspicious is that none of the tools matched. They were the same brand, but typically contractors buy them in a certain lot and for certain jobs. The second thing tipping me off was the fact that he paid in all $50 dollar bills. None of our contractors or regular customers paid in this manner. He also had nine of them. I took that pen out and all of the bills turned brown, darker than my own skin. I stared at him while I slowly moved the merchandise away from his grasp. He left quickly and didn't return.

    • @leonastartz6358
      @leonastartz6358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also, hello fellow moonie!

    • @mongmanmarkyt2897
      @mongmanmarkyt2897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@leonastartz6358 "no thank you, don't come again" -Apu, Simpsons

  • @TheDarkLink7
    @TheDarkLink7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    The one story..... seriously? Dudes gonna argue with freakin lawyers and expects to win?

    • @the1mexicant
      @the1mexicant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      No one said he was smart. Had an issue with a hard on security guard at my office. I found his car and got his address. Left him a note with his address saying stop fuckin with me or I’ll be at your door

    • @TheDarkLink7
      @TheDarkLink7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@the1mexicant true. The only hard thing that he probably held on was a night stick.

    • @brianaschmidt910
      @brianaschmidt910 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought the first story was the bartender/coke story

    • @TheDarkLink7
      @TheDarkLink7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@brianaschmidt910 fixed it and yeah. What happens when I'm typing and have either the video or the TV on. A word or two from it tends to bleed into what I am typing.

    • @marmot418
      @marmot418 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I really liked the way the lawyers handled it

  • @BearPawSwipe
    @BearPawSwipe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Story 2 was hella wholesome. I wish more people were like that.

    • @rheah7180
      @rheah7180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That’s using lawyer powers for good right there.

  • @DarkEinherjar
    @DarkEinherjar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    "We can have you replaced with someone cheaper in a heartbeat!"
    -Famous last words

    • @flashstudiosguy
      @flashstudiosguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Newsflash:It is NOT easy to find someone as equally qualified and willing to work for what you're offering as you think.

    • @someguy7629
      @someguy7629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It was at this moment. He knew, he féck1d up.

    • @antonyduhamel1166
      @antonyduhamel1166 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If that threat was ever actually true, they wouldn't threaten you with it: they'd just do it. Why keep an employee on for more money when you're **certain** you can get one of equal labour value for less money?

    • @zrspangle
      @zrspangle ปีที่แล้ว

      @@antonyduhamel1166 onboarding is expensive and a pain, so it's an initial cost that is preferable to avoid

  • @KHTimeProtecter
    @KHTimeProtecter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I regularly handle large amounts of money. I usually use a counterfeit detection pen (don't have those kinds of money machines), but if I don't have one handy, I put the 100s and 50s up to the light to check them. I've never found any counterfeits, and the only response I get are the jokes of "I just made them today". Nobody's ever gotten mad at me for that.

  • @MissMoftheUK
    @MissMoftheUK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Those lawyers were nice, ones I have worked with would be on the phone with building management and getting the security put in their place so fast.

  • @theenderengineer1943
    @theenderengineer1943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I love the lawyer story. Stuff like that is just way too funny.

  • @merlinathrawes746
    @merlinathrawes746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I wonder how the owner of the building would have felt about Sam the parking attendant flexing his "power" when Bob, Dick and Harry started complaining about how he's interfering with THEIR business and how would the owner like to do without the income he gets from THEM! Oh, and that receptionist was quick on the uptake.

  • @GothicElf68
    @GothicElf68 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I really liked the parking lot story. Not only did they stick to the stuck up security guard, but OP also made $70 in tips from the law firm!

  • @5KU11C47
    @5KU11C47 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    For that first story.. imagine if the guy actually picked up the straw and started drinking it off the table 🤣

    • @ashleyyoung796
      @ashleyyoung796 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I would pay good money to see that happening.😆💵

  • @willwallinger5932
    @willwallinger5932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Those lawyers were fantastic. If I was OP I'd be stoked to deliver to them whenever they made an order.

  • @lockwoan01
    @lockwoan01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    If OP in the second story offered me a Bagel as a Bribe, I wouldn't have let him in.
    Now, if he had a chocolate doughnut stuffed with chocolate pudding and covered in chocolate chips, that would be a different story.

    • @manxgirl
      @manxgirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A crawler and a hot chocolate with whipped cream for me.

    • @lockwoan01
      @lockwoan01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@manxgirl Ah, good ones.

    • @sxatcychan1988
      @sxatcychan1988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Reminds me of a gag in the cooking show "Good Eats", except it was about regular muffin vs English muffin.

    • @lockwoan01
      @lockwoan01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sxatcychan1988 Did it involve a funny hat?

    • @sxatcychan1988
      @sxatcychan1988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lockwoan01 I don't think so. Alton Brown was secretly delivering baked goods to a relative in jail, and he needed to sneak past the guard.

  • @PanduPoluan
    @PanduPoluan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Bob & Harry, despite being the head honchos, sounds like really good guys. May, _great_ guys.

  • @Icalasari
    @Icalasari 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    More I heard that second story, the more I hope Bob talked with building management about that power tripping dingbat and got him fired

  • @alana.dyer.author
    @alana.dyer.author 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The "I'm your boss, you cant do anything" line was said to me once. Just once.
    I went "You're right, I can't do anything because you're my boss so I quit, effective immediately" and left while proceeding to call labor board and other fun people. Shut the place down too 🤷‍♀️ wanna know what happened for this conversation, me explaining we need to close the kitchen early to call the owner because i found black mold being a fridge. The place was shut down for not only mold, but also cockroaches I did not see considering the kitchen was spotless. when I started working there. I remember by first day on the job it was a slow day with customers every so often and the place was a mess. I cleaned as much as I could till almost everything was sparkling. Bleach and other cleaning agents were my best friend.
    The fridge with black mold behind it in question was once filled with moldy food and I made sure to clean that and scrub it. Made the order for brand new food the next day and got it delivered the following day after, all the while cleaning and throwing out food that had spoiled and separating the good food.
    So yeah, when a manager screams at you, quit. Apparently other than the black mold, and the back washeoom attached to the kitchen for the chefs/cooks, everywhere else was filthy with minimal cleaning done. Owners were pissed and asked for me to come back, when I asked to be a manager with $22/ an hour they told me "sorry but you're only 20. We need someone with more experience." So i laughed and say "sorry, i guess i don't have enough experience to work there then"

  • @ThomasKent1346
    @ThomasKent1346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    If the lawyers are leasing those parking spaces, THEY are the ones who says who can park in their spaces.

  • @christamillion9073
    @christamillion9073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I have a counterfeit thing happened to me when I was a cashier at Taco Bell. my dumbass however actually took the money. I ended up having to pay it back at the end of the day. Drive-through found out what I did and hassled me about it for a couple of days. Then, to my wonderful surprise, one of the cashiers at the drive-through did the same thing.
    so the next day, drive-through goes “ hey, get any more fake bills?”
    I responded, “No, I just sent them all to drive through so Jason could get them.”
    I never got teased about it anymore from Drive through anymore.

  • @imofage3947
    @imofage3947 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    If a security guard in the building where I rented space tried to pull that power trip over something so trivial, I'd be talking to his boss's boss's boss before the end of the day. I'd give him a chance or two to shape up, but 3 strikes and you're out.

  • @SatoshiKenji
    @SatoshiKenji 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Story 2 is one of the best I heard. Way to put that power trip guard in place.

  • @moonlightshadowpony
    @moonlightshadowpony 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That last story wouldn't fly with my last job, because our job description was given to us in a series of bullet points, it was cleaning theaters and it was basically
    -clean theaters
    -direct theater goers to their theaters
    -clean the food courts/halls
    -clean the bathrooms
    -Anything else that might be required
    that last line was used so we couldn't say "sorry, that's not my job" because it literally was. Same went for the dress code, with the last line of the dress code saying "anything else is up to a managers discression" so if you decided to wear a jacket, which was not discussed in the dress code, it was entirely up to the manager to say if they would allow you to wear it or not, no way for malicious compliance

  • @rambofan334
    @rambofan334 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Sam was chaotic good in story 1, but then he turned to the dark side in story 2 and became lawful evil.

  • @flashstudiosguy
    @flashstudiosguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I wonder if the trick in story one can work for others!
    "HEY, THIS PIZZA SHOULD COME IN A BOX!"
    "You ordered a pizza, you never said you wanted a box.."

  • @joeschmo622
    @joeschmo622 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    About dbag security-dewds... A guy I worked with told me about an incident where he needed to replace a power supply for a server, and while they had extra disks, they didn't have any PSes. So they had a contract with a local place that would guarantee 24/7 parts replacement within X hours. Kfine, he calls it in. Problem is, the building had a policy that after 7, the doors locked, so you could go out but not come back in, and jamming the door open would be a fireable offense.
    So the parts-dewd shows up soon after, but Security Dewd wouldn't let him up to deliver it. And he couldn't come down, because if he jammed the door open (no one else was there that late) he'd get fired on the spot, and if he went down to pick up the part he wouldn't be able to get back in. And Security Dewd wasn't budging.
    Wellp, the parts-dewd wasn't going to wait all night, and couldn't just leave the part at the desk, and Security Dewd sure AF wasn't going to bring it up either, so... now what?
    No choice, he left and went home. He wrote an email to his boss, grandboss, pretty much everyone else up the food-chain right up to the CEO and CTO explaining why the server would still be dead that next morning when everyone'd come in.
    Cue HUUUUUUGE shiitstorm between the company and building management and security company. Bunch of back-room deals must've been made to compensate the company for lost business, etc., because of that, Security Dewd wasn't seen again after that, and building policy as far as after-hours delivery was VERY quickly changed to be more flexible. Also, he got phone numbers to his boss and everyone on up just in case a situation like that ever occurred again

  • @DinnerForkTongue
    @DinnerForkTongue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    10:15 Not "let go", Fluff. Knowingly allowing for counterfeit money to be accepted is reason enough to get her _sacked._ No severance pay, no two weeks' notice, nothing. It's a just cause firing.

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's the same as knowingly buying with counterfeit money.

  • @themeantuber
    @themeantuber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Those lawyers wanned to have some fun and decided to handle things that way. Otherwise they would've had to explain to Sam what leasing means from legal point of view.

    • @DrifterOfGames
      @DrifterOfGames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      could of charged a consultation fee just for that XD

    • @themeantuber
      @themeantuber 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DrifterOfGames hehe

  • @emeraldlibrarian6112
    @emeraldlibrarian6112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The second story happened so fast I had to listen to it a second time, just so I could properly enjoy how incredibly amazing it was! I love how the receptionist was ready; it makes me wonder if they pulled something like that before.

  • @djdomain
    @djdomain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Story 3 : What is it with inept lower and middle management managing to get jobs, sit on their ass procrastinating all day, pushing their workload onto others, and firing competent employees for their own mistakes? The only difference between this and the Dilbert universe is that she got fired herself instead of being promoted somewhere where she does less damage to the company.

    • @tkps
      @tkps 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The bad ones are usually one of the following: Great at sucking up to those who enjoy being flattered, two faced, know the owners/bosses, mates of someone higher up, someone higher up fancies them etc. Then there's the Peter principal. It's called promoted to the level of their incompetence. Basically someone being good at one job doesn't make them good at another so they can be promoted until they're in a job they're terrible at. Those that don't run a business the way they should end up with plenty of people who fit the Peter Principle or got the job based on those other things.

  • @CartoonHero1986
    @CartoonHero1986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    On story three all I was thinking "THATS WHAT YOU GET" the whole end of that story where the employee was like "well eff this I'm gonna do bare minimum then." Seriously had a job with bosses JUST like that and I love how confused bosses like that get when everything fall apart around them because they didn't want to put in any effort and expected their under paid employees to do it all.

  • @yungschnitzel196
    @yungschnitzel196 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    On the 3rd story there was a second of blackscreen, pretty sure I saw 'help' written there, probably edited in by stevo, did u not feed him again Fluff?

  • @paul16451
    @paul16451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Customer in story #1 gives a whole new meaning to the term, "soda jerk!"

  • @haakontherayquaza4046
    @haakontherayquaza4046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Story 1: Jerk; Soda please!! Bar Hero; sure, **proceeds to spray Jerk in the face with soda*, anything else?, Jerk; *walks off angrily without leaving a tip**

    • @wristdisabledwriter2893
      @wristdisabledwriter2893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If I was the other customers watching this I’d add a twenty dollar tip for the show

    • @2themoon863
      @2themoon863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sounds like “Coyote Ugly”…except their thing is if you order water, you get sprayed!

    • @SecretSquirrelFun
      @SecretSquirrelFun 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Ha ha

    • @lightningstrike14
      @lightningstrike14 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I don't think he said please

  • @Sirrantsalot
    @Sirrantsalot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Story 1: Way to go, Sam. Teach that entitled jerk a lesson (but probably didn't learn). If you don't want ice, just ask politely.
    10:28 Why did the video glitch there? I thought something was wrong with my internet.

    • @nataliefoster8871
      @nataliefoster8871 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it didn't glitch for me, maybe it was your internet

    • @Sirrantsalot
      @Sirrantsalot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@nataliefoster8871 No, it's the video I played back that part several times. It's only that part of this video.

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nataliefoster8871
      Nope, it glitched for me too.

    • @NateBurnside
      @NateBurnside 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sirrantsalot it also glitched for me

    • @bella-rolland
      @bella-rolland ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah, it glitched

  • @JWolfiez
    @JWolfiez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the last story, a lot of these bosses don't understand that without workers, they have nothing. A lot of people are wising up to that fact.

  • @SaberusTerras
    @SaberusTerras 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A feel-good lawyer story? Hilarious! Love it.

  • @claudioklaus2642
    @claudioklaus2642 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    #4 sounds like what happened to my friend while working for Samsung branch in a Latin American country. He also had 2 "bosses" who had no clue what to do. It's so typical for Asian companies to commit so many labor violations in developing countries.

    • @tkps
      @tkps 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They don't do it in countries that won't allow it though. The US is also guilty of not only treating their own workers very often like crap but the large ones virtue signal left and right whilst treating workers in Asian countries horrifically. I'm willing to bet 99% of the online employment examples are from the US.

    • @claudioklaus2642
      @claudioklaus2642 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tkps Yes, most likely most of them are from the US. One good thing in the US is that you can sue the companies for wrongdoing. In Latin American and other countries, most people don't sue because they have to pay upfront to hire a lawyer, and they charge you just to get a consultation.

  • @ashh4929
    @ashh4929 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The jag-off with the coke: Damn it the straw *was* indeed the cherry on top buuuuuut.... He didn't ask for the straw either, now I'm stuck in the proverbial Schrodinger's box! It's a paradox I tells ya! 🤔😱😂

  • @gregorythomas333
    @gregorythomas333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Story 1: Sam is awesome!
    Story 2: I would have to apply for real to BD&H after the fantastic way they stepped up to a power-tripping idiot :)
    Story 3: OP could have mentioned to the manager that her orders to him would violate Federal law & that the Secret Service might just pay her a visit.
    Story 4: Perfect response by OP...that is how you handle asshole bosses that have no respect for your work.

  • @atixmonchin942
    @atixmonchin942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Keep up the great work Fluff. Remember to feed Stevo. Stevo you da best.

    • @mjohansen9547
      @mjohansen9547 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Poor steevo until darkfluff sees your comment steevo gets no food

    • @EditorStevo
      @EditorStevo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I got a little bag of breadcrumbs

    • @atixmonchin942
      @atixmonchin942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@EditorStevo Tell DarkFluff to give you more food. you've done a great job on his videos and you deserve it.

  • @GeorgieB1965
    @GeorgieB1965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I was leaving a gated parking lot after a job interview. I pulled up closer the gate, expecting it to open when the sensor trips. No dice. i get closer and closer until my car is under it and it still doesn't trip. The security guard laughs and then says he has to manually open it. And he does this after watching me trying to trip the gate..
    Yeah, security guards suffer from a Napoleon complex.

    • @mkendallpk4321
      @mkendallpk4321 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I bet his hat was too tight for his swelled head!

  • @Tzar1
    @Tzar1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Tip for checking money(feel free to add more in the comments):
    Put the short ends together to see if the designs line up. In many areas, it is a common trick to make counterfeiting harder because it is hardish to line up the design.
    Keep in mind, this isn't for all cash, so please check on a real bill of your currency before you blame anyone of counterfeiting

    • @toryknotts8026
      @toryknotts8026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You can also buy a special pen as well

    • @TBaker-xu5is
      @TBaker-xu5is 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      In the US, money (not counting $1 and $2) has watermarks in it.
      From 1996 watermarks were put into all bills $10 and higher, and in 1999 they started doing the same for $5.
      Also there is a plastic strip embedded vertically in the bill and they have been doing that since 1990.
      These are two quick and easy ways to check the validity of money in the US, but keep in mind that these are not in older bills so you will have to use your best judgement on those.
      There are more ways to check and the Secret Service has a pamphlet available on other ways to spot fake currency.

    • @jedediahcoulbourne1791
      @jedediahcoulbourne1791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's also very hard to get the proper paper/linen stock to print them off

    • @lindad1612
      @lindad1612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jedediahcoulbourne1791 One way to counterfeit is to bleach older small bills and overprint with a larger denomination. The checker pens will still react properly and if the bill isn't further checked, it will often get by.

    • @zrspangle
      @zrspangle ปีที่แล้ว

      @@toryknotts8026 iodine pens only catch out the most basic paper printed bills. If they use the linen/cotton blend, it won't react

  • @Kryten428
    @Kryten428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sam "you lease those parking spots like you lease this office".
    Bob "yes we do, which means they belong to us and we can do with them what we please".
    Sam - a classic case of authority exceeding intelligence.

  • @joebufford2972
    @joebufford2972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    what a power trip, he must have grew up as a hall monitor, crossing guard, some kind of Mall security who knows🤣

  • @AnnerzDrum
    @AnnerzDrum 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wait for dark fluff videos every day! And malicious compliance is one of my favorites. It is peak subtle revenge.

  • @Maninawig
    @Maninawig ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Story 3: proper thing to do, imo, is to give OP a bonus for the public indecency. It is one thing to have Karens as customers, but the manager opened the company up for a lawsuit.

  • @JoshSweetvale
    @JoshSweetvale 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:00 That's not how that works.
    If a manager tells you to commit a crime, you can't obey. If you do, it's your own fault.

  • @christianmarshal6117
    @christianmarshal6117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That security guard was begging to get his ass fired. “I’m gonna be a completely unreasonable major antagonist to the rich people leasing my building… that should help advance my career.”

  • @louisechacon9836
    @louisechacon9836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow. In my job, I have to have a manager check the $50 and $100. You can imagine how many customers get mad over this.

    • @brag0001
      @brag0001 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And they could fix that issue really easily by buying a good bill validator and only have a manager come over for those bills the validator fails on.
      Customers, for some reason, will be way more accepting of the process, if they see a machine fail to process and then have a human help them out. Now suddenly it's the manager doing them a favor ...

    • @louisechacon9836
      @louisechacon9836 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brag0001 I'm not failing on to validate the $50 or $100. It's not even my job. The manager has to do it each and every time. And they do it with a machine. Some customers are never satisfied. Or maybe they can just always pay with a big bill for small amounts.

    • @brag0001
      @brag0001 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@louisechacon9836 I wasn't trying to imply that you couldn't do your job. What I meant was, that they could fix the issue with the customers feeling as if you specifically did not trust them by employing that machine.
      Customers complain far less about be scrutinized routinely by machines and they also complain far less about the same human intervention, if that machine fails. Instead they are grateful that a human was able to sort the issue out for them. This wasn't about you at all, except for the issues the customer take when you do your job.
      Of course this won't fix Karens, but it might fix all those awkward interactions with customers due to them thinking that it's you not trusting specifically them.

  • @TheDarkLink7
    @TheDarkLink7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Out of curiosity. Whats up with that break during the 4th story?

  • @dizzysdoings
    @dizzysdoings 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I've heard the one about Bob, Dick and Harry before. Always enjoyed it.

  • @zarachastellaris9016
    @zarachastellaris9016 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I expected that second one to go in a different direction! Great job Bob and Harry!

  • @spockezri
    @spockezri 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i would definitely hire bob and harry as lawyers from that story alone lol

  • @Rakzu170
    @Rakzu170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OP was Atlas holding the store on their shoulders until malicious compliance.

  • @fytrndm
    @fytrndm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Sometimes lawyers are just fun, chaotic group of people who are done with crap that they will use every loophole they'd find lol... I wonder if the guard got to keep their job though something tells me they didn't.

  • @wolfwing1
    @wolfwing1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you or someone else said a few years ago something that has stuck with me, "Why do they need to give you a raise and promotion to manager, if your already doing the job of it for free. Don't do more work then your job requires expecting to get a promotion."

  • @dutchvanderbilt9969
    @dutchvanderbilt9969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'd have taken a doughnut as a bribe lol

  • @katrinajoyce6658
    @katrinajoyce6658 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh dear poor Sam, not good enough to be a police officer, but he’s going to be on a power trip and pretend he’s got the power 😂🤣😂👊

  • @dustypaladin9216
    @dustypaladin9216 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m 100 percent certain that that power tripping security guard got an earful from his boss, imagine pissing off some of your biggest customers cause you won’t let 1 guy with permission park in a guest parking spot for 1 hour

  • @maxurmon
    @maxurmon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    the second story is my favorite ever, hiring the delivery guy and firing him the same day just to get the parking spot, i'm dying from laughter

  • @laurie2649
    @laurie2649 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow! What a good chuckle I had with them, savvy lawyers! I would hire them in a New York minute!😂

  • @sibhuskyguy
    @sibhuskyguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I once had a boss at 7/11, who for every week i worked there would illegally garnish my pay saying the register was short the next day, after every night the money would come out right. I quit after 3 weeks of this.... Fast foward 4 years later she was arrested for theft. She was skimming the tills each morning then illegally garnishing cashiers paychecks and got her entitled ass caught!

  • @Vardraq
    @Vardraq 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That lawyer / guard story ist just brilliant. I had such a great laugh 😂

  • @islandbrowncoat
    @islandbrowncoat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yeah I got offered a management position once where my crappy boss was only going to give me a dollar raise to be in charge of an entire kitchen. Nope. Luckily with everyone quitting bad jobs now, bosses are having to treat their employees like people for once.

  • @captainpolar2343
    @captainpolar2343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bosses in story 4 be like:
    Why is nobody working? We specifically requested it!

  • @richewilson6394
    @richewilson6394 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    They have counterfeit bill markers for alternative way to check bills in every retail business so I don't know why that OP would use them?

    • @Cemi_Mhikku
      @Cemi_Mhikku 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe back in the '00s. A lot of them today that have the machines won't let you use the oldschool markers (if they even give them to you, with I bet they hadn't) for the same reason they don't want you checking the bills against the light: some customers have thin skin and get pissy.

    • @TBaker-xu5is
      @TBaker-xu5is 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      To be fair, they dry out quickly and it sounds like that the OP would be using it a lot during the day since he has to check $10 and $20, so there's going to be quite a bit of checking. The watermark is a better way to check the newer bills (as well as the strip in the bill), so it is a more effective and quicker way to check.

    • @richewilson6394
      @richewilson6394 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well I say to the customers that there has been some counterfeit bills going around lately and it's just a temporary thing because of my machine being out of order. My town has been having trouble with $100 bills and have them with the local news making it clear of the situation. The markers were in existence since 1992.

  • @segevstormlord3713
    @segevstormlord3713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Final story - I have to assume the idiot bosses had paid zero attention to what was actually happening beyond the numbers on some spreadsheets. Did they genuinely not realize the guy was only a sales clerk, or did they just expect to be able to use bullying to get two people to run an entire store for pay that wouldn't hire somebody to handle half a shift on his own?

  • @Choujifangirl
    @Choujifangirl ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Story 2: Wow the guys that run the company are actually pretty niceThat was completely unexpected but I guess that’s what happens when you get between a lawyer and their food😂

  • @michaelschaaf5302
    @michaelschaaf5302 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow a story that actually puts lawyers in a good light!Who would’ve thought?

  • @CanSheMakeAGrilledCheese
    @CanSheMakeAGrilledCheese 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Oh you wont let this man park unless hes a employee?"
    *"you're hired"*

  • @mukulsharma1090
    @mukulsharma1090 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Story 2 : What Sam forgot was that TD&H were a firm of lawyers, and he should not have argued with a lawyer the finer points of Law. 😅

  • @Pheenix9900
    @Pheenix9900 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The lawyer one was the best. Freaking epic.

  • @rachelmoore1974
    @rachelmoore1974 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    BD&H should have let the delivery guy keep employee status or the parking situation is going to happen every time the bakery needs to deliver to them.

  • @coltonbell3806
    @coltonbell3806 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I say Sam is not Going on my List of Bar Tenders, I would not Pull a Bart Simpson on.

  • @puffyskizz862
    @puffyskizz862 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I wonder how many other people are in Fluff's basement other than Stevo?

  • @Heirrogance
    @Heirrogance 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Stevo, keep this good work up and fluff might forget you’re there. Proud of you.

    • @EditorStevo
      @EditorStevo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He knows. He always knows

    • @Heirrogance
      @Heirrogance 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@EditorStevo omg ive been noticed by dad.

  • @mailman63155
    @mailman63155 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The guy walked up nine flights of stairs ? Billshut!

  • @erichanastacio9695
    @erichanastacio9695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I guess the boss was counterfeit (or unqualified) in his job position.

  • @angiehogan7718
    @angiehogan7718 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks Dark Fluff as always x

  • @voutsider190
    @voutsider190 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I have never been offended when I payed for something with cash, and they check to see if it's counterfeit. That's ridiculous

  • @_Fizel_
    @_Fizel_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Story 2: The bagel/lawyer story. Also I would like to point out that they have specialty parking spots. That means one thing. THEY WERE RENTING PARKING SPOTS AS WELL. So Sam has literally zero reason.

  • @patricialessard8651
    @patricialessard8651 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    In the early 70's, there were counterfeit five dollar bills going around, allot of them. This was in Boston, MA. So any bill can be counterfeit.

  • @patmccoy8758
    @patmccoy8758 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL!!! This reminds me of TWO crappy bosses I dealt with and the Karma Goddess got BOTH of them!!! LOL!!!

  • @devinw6332
    @devinw6332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pleasantly surprised that the law firm owners were NOT the problem causers here!

  • @benmac940
    @benmac940 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That last story has been covered on here before. Was almost word for word.

  • @Mechaghostdragon
    @Mechaghostdragon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fluff your stories help me relax after a hard day of work. Thanks.
    Oh and give Steve some water.

  • @MrsGump
    @MrsGump 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Woohoo hoooo Dark Fluff is the best & the vid I hang out for each day - haven't missed an episode yet!!

  • @Gah2Kylie
    @Gah2Kylie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That first post hard me LOL, literally! 🤣😅😂

  • @benjaminspencer6507
    @benjaminspencer6507 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    2nd story, I can relate. I use to drive a wheelchair van for the handicap. I had my run in with want to be security "cops" Told them to pound sand or I would call my dispatcher to send the real cops. Shut them up real fast.

  • @WorgenGrrl
    @WorgenGrrl 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Story #2 Not all lawyers wear three-piece suits...these guys wear capes as well.

  • @molliannstocks1709
    @molliannstocks1709 ปีที่แล้ว

    Didn't the parking spot that OP took say "Guest of B,D&H"? Well, he was their guest!

  • @emeraldqueen1994
    @emeraldqueen1994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR SAM 👏

  • @mukulsharma1090
    @mukulsharma1090 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Story 3 : I worked at a company where the Branch Manager (BM) would come to the office a little drunk. For this he was not liked by his juniors. But in spite of his state, he was never obnoxious, never staggered or threw up, never let his manners slip in front of his dealers, always was lenient to staff who wanted emergency leave, and always advanced money to his staff in need. If any of his sales staff got in any problem (who toured throughout the state), the BM would turn heaven and earth to get his salesmen out of trouble - day or night. And he always met his branch sales targets.
    Secondly, if any of his staff got into a problem with an officer in the Head Office, the BM would chew out the Head Office officers, saying that these were his boys… if Head Office needed to go through him. That he would not allow anybody to chew out anybody on his staff… only he would do that. This tough BM has made even the GM comply with this law he had laid down… “Only I chew out my boys, nobody else. Period.”
    So was he a good manager for caring for his staff, or a bad manager for coming to office with a drink inside him? I wonder.

  • @Edamangaming
    @Edamangaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:28 bro please no more of that, i thought my phone died 😂

  • @Rob-Raz
    @Rob-Raz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’ve been the boss. I’ve been the employee. I can tell you right now that I have seen several bosses runoff several good employees over petty stupid things. 🤔🤷🏻‍♂️