Story 2: This reminds me of something from when I first started working. I was 17 when I got my first job working at a franchise pizza place in a building with leased slots for businesses. The owners couldn't afford a Point of Sale system and everything was written down, including delivery addresses and such. I know this because the owner worked in the store alongside us and was willing to answer questions related to starting a business, including finances. All they had to ring up tickets was an old cash register. Furthermore, there was no dedicated cashier and everyone worked together to run the front counter and their own station. This is important as it means the front counter was not under constant supervision. One night, a mexican family came in and placed an order. The two sons, early teens, translated for the parents and the family opted to wait in the car until their order was ready. My co-worker and I got started on making their order. As we put the order in the oven, we heard the bell on the front door ding so I went up front. Nobody was there. I thought nothing of it and went to cut the pizzas for another order that were coming out of the oven. I thought I heard the familiar sound of the cash register drawer sliding open as I put the finished order on top of the oven. I dashed up front just in time to see the younger son dashing for the door with a wad of bills in hand. His parents opened the front door just as he ran while I shouted. He collided with his parents. The dad worked with broken English to smooth things over with the owner in hopes of the cops not getting called. An order for a small pizza next door came out and needed to be delivered while this was going on. I saw something that sticks with me to this day when I left the front of the store. The mother had taken off her sandal and was literally beating her son's ass. If he gave any backtalk, she'd turn him around, give him a solid slap, and launch into a tirade. Afterwards, she went back to whooping him. I didn't study Spanish in high school, but I didn't need to know Spanish to understand what was happening. She took no prisoners and tolerated none of her son's excuses as he cried while under the onslaught of his mother's sandal. All the while, her other son was standing close by and watching everything unfold while looking a little green around the gills. In the end, the cops were not called. The would-be thief boy was made to apologize to the owner. One brother's mistake became a lesson for both brothers; do not steal.
I used to work customer service… my boss told me that no one gets paid to be screamed and cussed at. He told us that we were within our rights to hang up on ignorant customers.
Good for your bossl 👏 I worked customer service many years ago, answering phones. During training, it was explained that we do not have to put up with abusive customers; if they're yelling, cussing, or even just being loud and rude, we are within our rights to hang up after one warning. Made the job much more tolerable.
I wish more bosses took that attitude, or doled out bonuses to employees who could survive that fresh hell. People get treated like garbage for things they had no hand in all the time while handling phone calls in customer service. Just because a customer is upset doesn't give them an excuse to be belligerent and abusive, though. It's okay to be upset, it's not okay to take out your frustration on people in your path because of it. A friend of mine who works at Wendy's was getting yelled at by a customer who was upset that a Grub Hub driver almost T-Boned his car pulling out of the Wendy's parking lot while he was turning in to get his two children (Who were in the car with him) and himself lunch at Wendy's. The guy was obviously up on adrenaline and super psyched out because his youngest child was on the side that almost got hit by the Grub Hub driver and was yelling at my friend, and my friend maintained composure and let the guy know "Dude, it's garbage that you and your kids were in danger, but your car is parked right now and you and your kids are safe as houses right now, could you please take a few deep breaths and lower your voice? No one here is responsible for what almost happened, just that ignorant Grub Hub driver who's long gone by now. Let me put in your order so you and your kids can have some food and relax, bro." The guy seemed to calm down after this, apologized, made his order, and got his food and left. That was the day that young guy working at Wendy's became my friend, and I told his manager how awesome it was to see him face getting yelled at by an angry guy twice his size and still manage to calm things down and maintain composure.
My supervisor said something similar. "We aren't paying you to be abused.". We were allowed to warn them and then hang up if the caller was being awful to us.
I use to work front desk, at an association helping people. I had to hung up on a few people. I was warning them first, when they didn't listen, I d tell them, I'm hanging up, call back when you are ready to speak to me with basic respect. They would then call back, yell, get hung up on again and eventually start treating me like a human... I was lucky to have the upper hand to be able to do that though.
Yeah those people are weak there is nothing going to beat a good old southern switch flip flops are a joke compared to switch hell belts what you doing baby are also pretty much a joke when it comes to a switch I've got my ass whipped with both I'd rather have the belt personally
I had a landlord who used to slip into our apartment and drink our beer and alcohol. I actually caught him one day when I was home sick. He's at the kitchen table with an open beer and a bottle of my scotch and told me he was inspecting the place because he didn't trust us. We got the locks changed and refused to give him a copy. When he got shitty about it we went to his wife who loved us and explained it all to her. Chet didn't get a copy until we moved out.
I'm surprised the landlord didn't make a stink about it. Legally you shouldn't be allowed to do that. Granted, as soon as he would complain you can turn around and say that he entered without permission.
@@TheEDFLegacy not only did he, repeatedly mind you, illegally enter our home he repeatedly stole from us. If he ever wanted to enter we would have arranged for his wife to have a key. Oddly enough after he got caught he never needed to access our apartment again.
@@TheEDFLegacy she was a good old lady, she rode him about his drinking which is why he made visits to our place. When she died a year later he became a full on blackout alcoholic.
I love how the last story ended with the niece, the person the cake was actually for apologising for her psycho aunt and telling OP how much she loved their work and that she'd tell everyone about how good it was. Such a wholesome ending for what amounts to a story about how Karen is an aunt.
The niece apologizing for her aunt's behavior and loving the cake was unforeseen!! That would've made me feel better if I was OP!! I hate when adults take the fun out of children's and teenagers' parties and functions!!
Dark Fluff (Story 4): "I feel OP should have gone to the police with that evidence right?" 11:53 : "So once upon a time i was living in a (not legal) basement apartment." You can't exactly go to the police for things that WOULD be illegal if you yourself are also doing something illegal. OP's malicious compliance was the best case scenario.
@@zrspangle Well despite what christians would have you think, simply believing something doesn't make it real. Just like their god, your belief crumbles to dust when met with the cold, hard realm of reality and in this case the tenant is just as legally liable as the landlord.
@@Sin_Shadow_Fox nice fluff, but at least in my locale, all an illegal unit entails is a fine for the landlord and lack of protections for the tenant that come with a lease. There isn't any legal action taken against the tenant, except for the forced eviction.
@@zrspangle Thank you, i brush it daily. Also glad to hear you live in a better place than OP, perhaps you can put them up for a week (or more) after you pay for the transportation.
Custom made cakes, made from scratch, are sold by weight (most of the time). It's based on cost on ingredients. Most of the cakes that are not sold this way are usually just premade bases that are decorated to order.
I haven't either and I've had a few custom cakes from scratch made. But now, I'll definitely start asking in the future whenever I do business with a new person or new store or something. I haven't encountered this issue but now it'll forever be on my mind.
Given some of the wording used though it sounds like this happened in another country. I'm in the US and not sure if that matters. And typically do business in DC where I live & nearby Virginia.
It could be customary depending on country and zone. I live in Argentina and here cakes are sold by weight, and yeah, it can be a pain to buy one, because some times a tiny cake weights a lot and some times you end up with too much because the ingredients are lighter
Adult Aunt is psycho about a cake, takes it out on the baker, threatening to trash talk her. The 16 year old recipient of said cake said it's the best she's ever had and will spread the word. =Teenager more mature than her Aunt.
Psycho Aunt:"I'LL NEVER BUY FROM YOU AGAIN AND I'LL MAKE SURE OTHER PEOPLE DON'T EITHER,HA!" Me:"Madam, you telling the meagre amount of cronies you call "friends" that they are forbidden by you to buy from my store is hardly going to cripple my business.."
"He dead." 😂😂😂 Lmao oh no my friend, mutilated maybe but she'll wait till you're off the phone before she gives him a fast pass to the pearly gates. No witnesses ya see. 😂
@@1985toyotacamry Lmao yup, exactly, me too! Sometimes it was funny as hell other times you want to make peace with whatever god you believe in, just for being by proxy.
I kind of love how in the first story the anger and ranting was completely justified, it was just being aimed at the wrong target. I'd be pissed too if someone mistreated my grandma like that, but I'd make sure I had the right number first. XD Also my AUNT took me and my older sib to work with her if my mom needed help. Yeah, sometimes you gotta respect when someone has to bring kids to work. As long as they're well behaved who cares?
I have been a Christian parish pastor for about 30 years. At one of my parishes, we had a sanctuary that sat about 750 people. We were lucky to have 125 on any given Sunday. The sanctuary had a spit chancel that was about six feet in the air after the steps. On one side, we had the handbell choir. On the other, it was the vocal choir, Both myself and my wife were in the choir. Our three year old daughter, of course, was not. She played and climbed on the half walls of the spilt chancel (I know this is technical for non church goers...think pony walls that are waist high that separates the alter from the choir). I got several complaints (not from the choir) that she was playing and not in the nursery. Um...The Sunday choir practice was before anything else, and the nursery attendants were not in the building yet. 40 people around, loving the kid playing, mom and dad watching the director and the kid...SMH.
Sounds like the people who say "children should be seen and not heard" or maybe not seen at all. Kids gonna be kids, and any sane parent knows this. This was a practice, and how anyone could object to a three year old amusing herself is beyond me. I'm an old fart, too, but we were all that age once. Personally, I think there is no finer music than youngsters yelling, singing while they do the play that makes them our future.
“Now they were bringing even infants to him that he might touch them. And when the disciples saw it, they rebuked them. But Jesus called them to him, saying, ‘Let the children come to me, and do not hinder them, for to such belongs the kingdom of God. Truly, I say to you, whoever does not receive the kingdom of God like a child shall not enter it.’” Luke 18:15-17.
The chancla is a weapon of choice. Even the chancleta is something you don't wanna mess with!!!!! Gosh, growing up with Hispanic besties gave me my LIFE lol
@@wmdkitty while I would chance giving it more to a Barbarian for flavor, your idea made me consider another option: Halfling land druid gardener with a bark woven chancla as her weapon of choice... Watching her chase down a warewolf and beat it into submission all because it "had the nerve to walk on the flowers"... Then go after Poison Ivy for being such a charlatin and abandoning her garden for a life of crime.
For me it was a cold calling company that kept calling trying to sell conservatories. I told them many times to stop calling, remove my number, etc. They still kept calling. Eventually I just thought, fine let's waste some time. So I let them go through the details, choices, etc.. costs, build times, etc.. After 45 mins of talking I finally asked, "Does it come on stilts?" At first it was silence followed by an Eh?, what do you mean?? It was then that I explained that I lived in a second story flat (appartment.) They swore at me and slamed the phone down. The good part is that they never called again.
Me: I just wish everyone in this world was in peace and harmony... Also me: **Realizes that means no more revenge, malicious compliance, or entitled people stories** Me: ...Nevermind.
3rd story, madam have you never heard of privacy, or the fact that he was still dealing with trash that would make the basement look cleaner. Honestly nona it's just stupid.
I love the Stevo comments, faces at the end! I laughed at the story of the mum yelling at her son. All I had in my head was that shriek of ‘what?’ ‘what?!’ and Flick screaming in the background!! 😂😂
I hate angry customers because they really do just want to rant and repeat themselves over and over and waste both our time. They don't actually care about a solution. I think they think that IS the solution but I don't get paid enough to be their therapist.
Story 1: some call centers that are private companies with contracts to assist company employees with computers, equipment, etc are allowed to disconnect calls if the ones calling are berating us or anyone else. They are usually given a warning, then a second warning, and then we can tell them thanks for calling and disconnect. Usually we would follow it up with a report on said behavior and message their direct supervisor with the information. So working those call centers you *rarely* got an employee who was raging. However it still happened once in a blue moon and professionalism on our part ensures they cannot report us. General public? No. They could report you even when you did all you could to help them and still get reprimanded because of it.
Everybody sucks in the Landlord Shows Apartment story And if you mean the other landlord story, the unit wasn't legal. So I doubt that crazy lady cared
My mum had never beaten any of us growing up, but man, if I had done what the kid in the second story did, I have no doubt I'd be six feet under lol...
I've worked customer service for time Warner cable when I lost my drivers license over something dumb. Anyway, I always felt it was easier to just sit there and listen and when the rant was over the customer was much easier to work with. Sometimes they just need to vent.
The crazy landlady story reminded me of a story on one of the scary real life stories TH-cam channels. The landlady appeared to be this lovely older lady, and the OP was a young man. Every night, he'd crash and burn and wake up the next morning feeling horrible. It kept getting worse. She seemed sprier, and he kept getting worse. Then a friend found a voodoo token on his couch. Yep, she was taking his energy like a particularly nasty leech. He escaped. Sadly, with only his life, no justice.
"sadly with only his life" ? If you ever need to "escape" something, you are LUCKY if you do with your own life, given the alternative is you escaping on a body bag.
She probably can only get them in those sizes. If she wasn’t born in the US, then she grew up using metric and her recipes would be in metric. It isn’t easy to convert metric to imperial units, bcuz I’ve done it trying to make desserts for my British boyfriend and you end up having to round up or down to the nearest unit of measure which in baking can sometimes mean disaster.
Clearly, someone needs to explain to that Landlady the concept of what a Night Shift is and as for all the stuff he left behind, well, you DID say be out BY midnight...
I used to work in a call center. We could hang up and I did so a few times. To be able to do anything at all, we had to start by loading up the customer's account and verifying his identity. We simply could not provide any help at all to someone who could not show that he was the legitimate owner of an account. When we got an angry customer, we generally would start by cutting in and trying to guide them into giving us useful information to try and resolve the situation. Should that fail, we were then allowed to warn the customer to calm down or we would have to terminate the call.
Story #3. Years ago I worked as a LPN doing home visits to the elderly. I had to take my 4yo granddaughter to work with me because her class was closed that day. I explained to my boss and my clients. They loved her and she loved "doing work" with mama. I made her a scrubs uniform and they loved it. She was the littlest nurse ever. Sometimes you do what you have to do.
I've never bought a cake based on weight, only size. We have an amazing cake shop where I live. I love their vanilla bean w/lemon curd filling and butter cream frosting. It's to die for.
I’ve worked in customer service and yeah I have had people rant +40min several times when in the job. the amount of times where a few seconds of just simple info and a short explanation would have given me the ability to fix the problem were many. It’s exactly that kind of behaviour that got me out of there a month earlier then i planned. Enraged people berating you without giving you a chance to help you first just breaks you down over time. And finishing one and having to turn the phone back on right after without much breathing room, i just dreaded that.
I feel bad for the family member and children of these entities people. It would suck having to go through life apologizing for your elders entitled attitude.
I’ve met some REALLY thick people whilst shopping ! I met a woman who wanted to buy 1 kilo of tub of spreadable butter. The 500g ones were on offer, and she would save herself around £3.00 by buying 2 of those. “Yes but I want 1kilo” said she. I told her that TWO 500g tubs was 1 kilo, but she wouldn’t have it so I let her waste money on a big tub - obviously more money than sense ! Another woman had picked up 6 eggs for 99p and I said that you can get 15 eggs for £1.00. She said that her 6 eggs were a better deal because it was LESS than a £1.00, so I tried to break it down for her and show her that for 1p more she could actually get another NINE eggs, but she insisted she was correct ! I was once in Asda (what Walmart is known as in Britain) and I saw an offer on cheesecake - £1.00 each OR THREE for £3.00. I asked a worker what was so special about the offer as I wouldn’t save anything by buying 3, even if I bought one and left, came back on another 2 occasions and bought one each time, I would have still spent £3.00, to which she replied “You don’t need to do that though, as you can buy 3 at the same time and it will only cost you £3.00 !” I asked her if these cheesecakes were normally dearer than £1.00 each and she told me no. So I asked her if I could have 3 cheesecakes for £2.50 and she said no, because the offer was 3 for £3.00 ! God. Give. Me. Strength. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 And I found an absolute STEAL of an offer in Sainsbury’s a few years ago. Aquafresh toothpaste in a pump action tube. One for £4.75 or TWO for £3.50 ! It was a bit of a no-brainer so I bought 6, my sister bought 2 and so did her partner (both of them thinking that it would surely be limited to 2 per customer) - but of course it wasn’t as all mine went through just fine ! We saw people picking up just 1 tube and ending up paying more for it though !
re: the last story. Most European cooks use weight instead of volume for recipes. So a recipe book will say how many grams of each ingredient rather than how many cups, teaspoons, etc.
I worked for several posts as a customer service agent and believe me, people would rant and wont stop unless you “control” the call. They would rant even if it is their fault and would force you to fix the problem that they caused.
Story 3: weird the tenants don’t understand bringing kids to things when they themselves have kids and there are probably things they have to bring kids too.🤦♀️
Dark fluff is my passenger everyday and I enjoy his company more than most people I talk to, and I don’t have to talk to wither just listen. Perfect buddy.
I've never heard of someone selling custom-made cakes by weight, but I'd LOVE to see the kind of decadence that can be done with a 1 kilogram cake! 454 grams is one pound, that'd mean 908 grams is 2 pounds, so another 92 grams on top of a 2 pound cake would be a lot of room for toppings, icing, or special additions! I like the metric system because its rules are incredibly consistent compared to imperial measurements, but I've always been horrible with judging measurements visually (Length, width, distances, weights, etc.) because for some reason I can only remember things by comparing to other things, I can't keep a consistent mental note of what each measurement is per unit for anything. I can't remember inches or centimeters by memory, I have to remember how long or how wide things are compared to my body (Finger lengths, finger width, limb length/width, etc., always a comparison, though I know I'm 5'11" tall I don't have a mental note of my proportions of leg length, torso length, hand/arm/bicep length, etc.). Maybe if I was raised with Metric measurements instead of Imperial I'd have had a more consistent framework for remembering and judging measurements off the top of my head.
Stoyr #4, landowners are required by law in most places to provide potable drinking water and safe washing water for their tenants. Shutting off the water is illegal. Most places also have laws codifying tenants' rights, which includes the landlord NOT being allowed to go through their stuff, or even to enter into their home, without advanced notice and permission (save only genuine emergency, such as needing to shut off the water and fix a burst water pipe while the tenant is out of town).
Story #3 is one of the better tales of derp, loved it Fluffy One! Most of these tales are so funny because they are so stupid, but really man they are some great cardio laughing :D Thank you so much for these collections, you fr'n rock. MOAR!
2:40 that's not essentially true. Every customer service I worked allowed you to hang up on customers in specific situations. For example, we weren't obligated to take crap from customers. Usually you'd have to inform a customer something along the line of "tone it down or I will have to terminate the call" and if the abuse doesn't stop, you go "as per my previous warning I'll have to end the call here" and u can hang up fully justified. But if there were no profanities or abuse, then yeah, you're stuck with a story of their life lol
On that first story, I would have explained who I was after the rant, then I would have told her to not call the doctor but to call a lawyer instead. That is what she needed to do.
Unfortunately in Laredo its very dangerous to drive.. Especially on the narrow 2 lane roads. Its common practice to pass on the left.. Mama probably went after him with a flip flop!!!
Once upon a time I worked for a call center answering service that had clients all over the US. One day I answered a call for a city info support line and it went something like this: "Hello! Thank you for calling *city name*'s information support line. How may I direct your call?" "Listen here you b*tch! I know you're sleeping with my husband!" "Um, ma'am, I think you have the wrong number. This is a support line for-" "Don't you f**kin lie to me!!!" She then proceeded to cuss me out for a good couple of mins before hanging up. The whole thing was so surreal that I kept breaking out laughing whenever it popped back in my mind for the rest of my shift 🤣
Used to help my grandparents manage duplexes they built, good tenants are amazing but the bad ones make you wish it was legal to hit them in the face for all the trouble they cause.
My grandma does too. I hate when people trash all landlords because my grandma is awesome. She goes out of her way to provide for her tenants. There certainly are bad ones, but the good ones are trying to earn a living too. Bad tenants can cause a lot of long term damage that may never be fixed. If a tenant is has zero money and wrecks the place, that landlord is not going to be able to cover the cost. Even if you sue the person, you can't make money magically come from a broke person.
I've bought more than a few cakes in the past, I've never seen them ordered any other way than by weight. Weight allows you to calculate the size of the cake based on how many people will be eating. The usual number is 10 to 12 people per kilogram. Bakers will always ask you for how many people the cake is and suggest a size. Then they'll bake it according to your request, not falling short but not exceeding it by more than a few grams. I've never had a problem with that system, by the way.
2:25 no I didn’t see that woman as an entitled person per say I think it’s a woman that just needed to rant and everybody needs a buddy that they just have to rant to maybe we should make that a marketing thing and make like I don’t know creatures that you can rant to maybe then we will have less entitled people in the world
Landlady story - Beautiful malicious compliance. The landlady dares not take her $400 damages to small claims court because it would probably come to light that it’s an illegal rental, so she would lose not only the case but the ability to rent it out in the future.
The guy with the Hungarian Woman as a landlord reminds me of the neighbor from hell whose name was Margaret Romano. She had a couple of rooms in her upstairs that she would rent out periodically to some young person or other. I heard quite a few stories about how she would use her key almost every time they would leave to go into the apartment and Snoop around. In one case in particular she berated a fellow as to why he had condoms in a dresser drawer. She never could keep those people around for very long. At one point I had a bicycle which I had applied a chain to to attach it to a signpost so that I could get to and from work. I came out to find drywall screws hammered into my tires. At least seven each. That night it was gone. I found out much later had been hauled off by the police at her call. She also vandalized a neighbor's Vespa twice, rendering that undrivable. But this woman was just an absolute horror to most of her neighbors. Very much like this Hungarian woman here. By the way, I forgot to mention that she kept John Gotti's attorney firm on retainer, and was always trying to figure out what my name was so that she could file all kinds of false claims against me. I found that was kind of a hobby of hers as many people had been taken to court by her up and down the block. Fortunately, she had a series of Strokes just before the misses and I were moving out to go to another state, so all the old mail that I was Hoarding in our apartment because of addresses all over them could then be discarded just before we left. I found out she died two days before we completed our move back to another state that I came from. My wife and I went back to that neighborhood to visit some of her old friends and family members, and we found that the house that Miss Romano lived in (yes she died an old maid), had been torn down and excavated to make way for something else. The wicked die hard.
Ah, where I worked circa y2k... I got calls directed to a tattoo parlor... “Can I use a passport as ID when getting a tattoo?” ‘Are you hiring?” Etc.. I also got calls directed to animal control “The dead raccoon is still in my front yard! why the %^&* have you not removed it?” “Um, because we’re a software company” And the guy next to me? “No I don’t know when zzyzyx is getting out of prison. This is NOT the county jail!”
Story 2 -- yeah, IDK. Those horns are ridiculously LOUD, definitely loud enough to damage people's hearing. Angry Guy had a good point. He just went about expressing it the wrong way, throwing a tantrum instead of talking it out like an adult. OP should not have honked the horn at him.
Air horns are capable of damaging ears and causing pain to them. However, that guy cutting in front of the semi truck could have gotten himself run over by AT LEAST 17 tons of steel (up to 40 tons of weight when loaded). his stunt could have turned him into a pancake, but he's pissed off at the driver for being upset about it. Depending on the length he held the horn on for, it might been unwarranted. But that man was unreasonably upset about it, given the circumstances.
Story 2: my dad was a owner operator (which is trucker talk for a person who owns his own semi and either works for a company as a contractor or owns their own business). Now I do say my dad was a owner operator, I say was cause my dad died back in 1997. Anyways, I've rode with my dad many times and one time we pulled into a truck stop in Indiana and this idiot deliberately ran into my dad's truck while my dad was backing up into a truck parking spot. Long story my dad called the company he was contracted to and then my dad called the cops, the dude that ran into the front of my dad's truck was at my dad's door yelling at my dad that my dad ran into him on purpose. (Side note: by the company my dad worked for guidelines stated that all truckers contracted or company drivers have to have a dashcam) needless to say the idiot got arrested and the idiot had to pay for the damages done to the front of my dad's truck.
I have a sister-in-law who can talk or rant on phone for 2 hours, and at the end of the call I have difficulty in recalling what all she said, or what was the gist of the call. 😅
There’s actually a lot of places that sell cake or any baked goods by weight and it’s due to the fact of specific labor and items of detail within the weight of cake. It evens out. I work at a fabric and craft store that sells all sorts of baking supplies and ingredients, I have talked to MANY bakers running their own businesses and it’s not uncommon
Story 1: "The big man in the big truck scares me...mommy can you call him for me?" I can actually hear this in my head & it sounds like a 5 year old sob-crying about a bully. Story 2: If you have kids and work from home...or like OP are a landlord without your SO handy...the kids will be going where ever you go...it's inevitable. Story 3: I hate that feeling...and I have had it a LOT in my time...my memory is Eidetic for audio & visual...I could tell if something had been move just 1mm. Story 4: Ummm...500 grams is HALF a kilogram...OP made a mistake when they posted it as 1KG.
Haven't seen r/malicious compliance in quite some time here. Looking forward to a bumpy ride watching how people do it n the private sector as opposed to me doing it in the public sector.😁
Fluff: And I'll See You In The Next One, I love You. Karen: Wait, Minors Watch These Videos So He's Saying "I Love You" To Minors, That Disgusting. Wouldn't Be Funny If A Karen Actually Put That In The Comments? I Just Find It Funny, My Brain Comes Up With The Most Strangest Things Sometimes.
It makes sense to sell cakes and other bakery goods by weight, since measurements for baking should be done by weight, not by volume. Liquids should be fine, assuming that they're the same density as water.
Story 2:
This reminds me of something from when I first started working. I was 17 when I got my first job working at a franchise pizza place in a building with leased slots for businesses. The owners couldn't afford a Point of Sale system and everything was written down, including delivery addresses and such. I know this because the owner worked in the store alongside us and was willing to answer questions related to starting a business, including finances. All they had to ring up tickets was an old cash register. Furthermore, there was no dedicated cashier and everyone worked together to run the front counter and their own station. This is important as it means the front counter was not under constant supervision.
One night, a mexican family came in and placed an order. The two sons, early teens, translated for the parents and the family opted to wait in the car until their order was ready. My co-worker and I got started on making their order. As we put the order in the oven, we heard the bell on the front door ding so I went up front. Nobody was there. I thought nothing of it and went to cut the pizzas for another order that were coming out of the oven. I thought I heard the familiar sound of the cash register drawer sliding open as I put the finished order on top of the oven.
I dashed up front just in time to see the younger son dashing for the door with a wad of bills in hand. His parents opened the front door just as he ran while I shouted. He collided with his parents. The dad worked with broken English to smooth things over with the owner in hopes of the cops not getting called. An order for a small pizza next door came out and needed to be delivered while this was going on. I saw something that sticks with me to this day when I left the front of the store.
The mother had taken off her sandal and was literally beating her son's ass. If he gave any backtalk, she'd turn him around, give him a solid slap, and launch into a tirade. Afterwards, she went back to whooping him. I didn't study Spanish in high school, but I didn't need to know Spanish to understand what was happening. She took no prisoners and tolerated none of her son's excuses as he cried while under the onslaught of his mother's sandal. All the while, her other son was standing close by and watching everything unfold while looking a little green around the gills.
In the end, the cops were not called. The would-be thief boy was made to apologize to the owner. One brother's mistake became a lesson for both brothers; do not steal.
I used to work customer service… my boss told me that no one gets paid to be screamed and cussed at. He told us that we were within our rights to hang up on ignorant customers.
Good for your bossl 👏 I worked customer service many years ago, answering phones. During training, it was explained that we do not have to put up with abusive customers; if they're yelling, cussing, or even just being loud and rude, we are within our rights to hang up after one warning. Made the job much more tolerable.
I wish more bosses took that attitude, or doled out bonuses to employees who could survive that fresh hell.
People get treated like garbage for things they had no hand in all the time while handling phone calls in customer service. Just because a customer is upset doesn't give them an excuse to be belligerent and abusive, though. It's okay to be upset, it's not okay to take out your frustration on people in your path because of it.
A friend of mine who works at Wendy's was getting yelled at by a customer who was upset that a Grub Hub driver almost T-Boned his car pulling out of the Wendy's parking lot while he was turning in to get his two children (Who were in the car with him) and himself lunch at Wendy's. The guy was obviously up on adrenaline and super psyched out because his youngest child was on the side that almost got hit by the Grub Hub driver and was yelling at my friend, and my friend maintained composure and let the guy know "Dude, it's garbage that you and your kids were in danger, but your car is parked right now and you and your kids are safe as houses right now, could you please take a few deep breaths and lower your voice? No one here is responsible for what almost happened, just that ignorant Grub Hub driver who's long gone by now. Let me put in your order so you and your kids can have some food and relax, bro."
The guy seemed to calm down after this, apologized, made his order, and got his food and left. That was the day that young guy working at Wendy's became my friend, and I told his manager how awesome it was to see him face getting yelled at by an angry guy twice his size and still manage to calm things down and maintain composure.
@@Foxxie0kun I guess, once it was told to his face straight, he realised he was shouting at the wrong person and that there wasn't much point.
My supervisor said something similar. "We aren't paying you to be abused.". We were allowed to warn them and then hang up if the caller was being awful to us.
I use to work front desk, at an association helping people.
I had to hung up on a few people. I was warning them first, when they didn't listen, I d tell them, I'm hanging up, call back when you are ready to speak to me with basic respect.
They would then call back, yell, get hung up on again and eventually start treating me like a human...
I was lucky to have the upper hand to be able to do that though.
That wasn't a flip-flop, that was one of those hard soled sandals😂😂that man buried himself
In many cultures, it's the Mothers flip flops that are the deadliest weapon in the house.
Yeah those people are weak there is nothing going to beat a good old southern switch flip flops are a joke compared to switch hell belts what you doing baby are also pretty much a joke when it comes to a switch I've got my ass whipped with both I'd rather have the belt personally
@@tbnrwolff3354 Big old metal spoon from a frontier chuck wagon.
La chancla 🩴
I had a landlord who used to slip into our apartment and drink our beer and alcohol. I actually caught him one day when I was home sick. He's at the kitchen table with an open beer and a bottle of my scotch and told me he was inspecting the place because he didn't trust us. We got the locks changed and refused to give him a copy. When he got shitty about it we went to his wife who loved us and explained it all to her. Chet didn't get a copy until we moved out.
I'm surprised the landlord didn't make a stink about it. Legally you shouldn't be allowed to do that.
Granted, as soon as he would complain you can turn around and say that he entered without permission.
@@TheEDFLegacy not only did he, repeatedly mind you, illegally enter our home he repeatedly stole from us. If he ever wanted to enter we would have arranged for his wife to have a key. Oddly enough after he got caught he never needed to access our apartment again.
@@Hawk1966 Go figure. :P
I wonder what his wife thought about all this? O.O
@@TheEDFLegacy she was a good old lady, she rode him about his drinking which is why he made visits to our place. When she died a year later he became a full on blackout alcoholic.
@@Hawk1966 Aww, that sucks. :(
I love how the last story ended with the niece, the person the cake was actually for apologising for her psycho aunt and telling OP how much she loved their work and that she'd tell everyone about how good it was. Such a wholesome ending for what amounts to a story about how Karen is an aunt.
The niece apologizing for her aunt's behavior and loving the cake was unforeseen!! That would've made me feel better if I was OP!! I hate when adults take the fun out of children's and teenagers' parties and functions!!
story 2: that guy is pathetic, he went to whine to his' mommy instead of handling the problem like an adult
Oh yeah and you never want to piss off a Spanish speaking mother cause there is no wrath worse than a Spanish speaking parent (from what I've heard)
I’m almost convinced that this guy was a kid or teen based on how he was actinf…
@@alang4033 Sadly, I have seen grown ass "men" acting like this.
And her mum punished him like she would a kid.
@@AwkwrdPrtMskrt *as the spanking echos through the years*
Dark Fluff (Story 4): "I feel OP should have gone to the police with that evidence right?"
11:53 : "So once upon a time i was living in a (not legal) basement apartment."
You can't exactly go to the police for things that WOULD be illegal if you yourself are also doing something illegal.
OP's malicious compliance was the best case scenario.
I do believe all the legal responsibility falls on the landlord, so the tenant wouldn't get into any trouble beyond not having a house anymore
@@zrspangle Well despite what christians would have you think, simply believing something doesn't make it real. Just like their god, your belief crumbles to dust when met with the cold, hard realm of reality and in this case the tenant is just as legally liable as the landlord.
@@Sin_Shadow_Fox nice fluff, but at least in my locale, all an illegal unit entails is a fine for the landlord and lack of protections for the tenant that come with a lease. There isn't any legal action taken against the tenant, except for the forced eviction.
@@zrspangle Thank you, i brush it daily. Also glad to hear you live in a better place than OP, perhaps you can put them up for a week (or more) after you pay for the transportation.
I've never heard of a cake sold by weight. That's just crazy. Thanks for all the stories, I really enjoyed them!
Custom made cakes, made from scratch, are sold by weight (most of the time). It's based on cost on ingredients.
Most of the cakes that are not sold this way are usually just premade bases that are decorated to order.
I haven't either and I've had a few custom cakes from scratch made. But now, I'll definitely start asking in the future whenever I do business with a new person or new store or something. I haven't encountered this issue but now it'll forever be on my mind.
Given some of the wording used though it sounds like this happened in another country. I'm in the US and not sure if that matters. And typically do business in DC where I live & nearby Virginia.
It could be customary depending on country and zone. I live in Argentina and here cakes are sold by weight, and yeah, it can be a pain to buy one, because some times a tiny cake weights a lot and some times you end up with too much because the ingredients are lighter
@Michael Hemming no. They’re saying they have two sizes. 500 grams and 1kg
Adult Aunt is psycho about a cake, takes it out on the baker, threatening to trash talk her. The 16 year old recipient of said cake said it's the best she's ever had and will spread the word. =Teenager more mature than her Aunt.
That she is. Also more respectful, actually complimenting the chef.
M80w5
Lol. I think that the aunt needs an attitude adjustment more than anything else… yikes.
Psycho Aunt:"I'LL NEVER BUY FROM YOU AGAIN AND I'LL MAKE SURE OTHER PEOPLE DON'T EITHER,HA!"
Me:"Madam, you telling the meagre amount of cronies you call "friends" that they are forbidden by you to buy from my store is hardly going to cripple my business.."
@@flashstudiosguy from that day on, the business grew as the quality of shopping greatly increased.
"He dead." 😂😂😂 Lmao oh no my friend, mutilated maybe but she'll wait till you're off the phone before she gives him a fast pass to the pearly gates. No witnesses ya see. 😂
Speaking from my friend experience and seen it first hand that's about correct the reason she didn't go further is because I'm there.
@@1985toyotacamry Lmao yup, exactly, me too! Sometimes it was funny as hell other times you want to make peace with whatever god you believe in, just for being by proxy.
You think he's getting the fast pass? Heck naw, he's going to take the slow route.
Oh yeah he committed the cardinal sin and made his mama look like a fool.
@@ashh4929 Better safe than sorry.
“Everyone knows that Mama with the Chancla is not to be messed with.”
DarkFluff, 2021
Made me think of Miguel's grandmother from "Coco" when she threatened the Mariachi player with her chancla
I kind of love how in the first story the anger and ranting was completely justified, it was just being aimed at the wrong target. I'd be pissed too if someone mistreated my grandma like that, but I'd make sure I had the right number first. XD
Also my AUNT took me and my older sib to work with her if my mom needed help. Yeah, sometimes you gotta respect when someone has to bring kids to work. As long as they're well behaved who cares?
Currently cleaning and binging dark fluff stories … it makes the work so much easier ❤️
I absolutely agree. Perfect for chores 😊
Same here.
Makes the time more pleasant. I'm not alone and am entertained. Thanks.
I totally agree I listen while doing chores also
Traffic story: I agree with the comment about the flip flop shuriken and the guy being dead. BEWARE LA CHANCLA!!! 😱🤣
La Chancla is a equal opportunity weapon.
I have been a Christian parish pastor for about 30 years. At one of my parishes, we had a sanctuary that sat about 750 people. We were lucky to have 125 on any given Sunday. The sanctuary had a spit chancel that was about six feet in the air after the steps. On one side, we had the handbell choir. On the other, it was the vocal choir, Both myself and my wife were in the choir. Our three year old daughter, of course, was not. She played and climbed on the half walls of the spilt chancel (I know this is technical for non church goers...think pony walls that are waist high that separates the alter from the choir). I got several complaints (not from the choir) that she was playing and not in the nursery. Um...The Sunday choir practice was before anything else, and the nursery attendants were not in the building yet. 40 people around, loving the kid playing, mom and dad watching the director and the kid...SMH.
Sounds like the people who say "children should be seen and not heard" or maybe not seen at all. Kids gonna be kids, and any sane parent knows this. This was a practice, and how anyone could object to a three year old amusing herself is beyond me. I'm an old fart, too, but we were all that age once. Personally, I think there is no finer music than youngsters yelling, singing while they do the play that makes them our future.
“Now they were bringing even infants to him that he might touch them. And when the disciples saw it, they rebuked them. But Jesus called them to him, saying, ‘Let the children come to me, and do not hinder them, for to such belongs the kingdom of God. Truly, I say to you, whoever does not receive the kingdom of God like a child shall not enter it.’” Luke 18:15-17.
This thread is so wholesome. 🥰
The chancla is a weapon of choice. Even the chancleta is something you don't wanna mess with!!!!! Gosh, growing up with Hispanic besties gave me my LIFE lol
Chancla should be a D&D weapon
@@Maninawig I can see it now. A little old lady Rogue with a knack for thrown weapons, armed with a shoe.
@@wmdkitty while I would chance giving it more to a Barbarian for flavor, your idea made me consider another option:
Halfling land druid gardener with a bark woven chancla as her weapon of choice... Watching her chase down a warewolf and beat it into submission all because it "had the nerve to walk on the flowers"... Then go after Poison Ivy for being such a charlatin and abandoning her garden for a life of crime.
DarkFluff is officially my lunch partner.... i don't watch his video immediatly but wait till my lunch break.....thanks buddy ...💜
He is my dinner buddy. I watch his videos while cooking dinner.
I watch his stuff whenever I'm having a really crappy day at work and he makes me smile
Omg same, he's my lunch buddy all the way 🤣
Exactly! 💕
Im watching on lunch break also lol
For me it was a cold calling company that kept calling trying to sell conservatories. I told them many times to stop calling, remove my number, etc. They still kept calling. Eventually I just thought, fine let's waste some time. So I let them go through the details, choices, etc.. costs, build times, etc.. After 45 mins of talking I finally asked, "Does it come on stilts?" At first it was silence followed by an Eh?, what do you mean?? It was then that I explained that I lived in a second story flat (appartment.) They swore at me and slamed the phone down. The good part is that they never called again.
Me: I just wish everyone in this world was in peace and harmony...
Also me: **Realizes that means no more revenge, malicious compliance, or entitled people stories**
Me: ...Nevermind.
3rd story, madam have you never heard of privacy, or the fact that he was still dealing with trash that would make the basement look cleaner. Honestly nona it's just stupid.
I love the Stevo comments, faces at the end! I laughed at the story of the mum yelling at her son. All I had in my head was that shriek of ‘what?’ ‘what?!’ and Flick screaming in the background!! 😂😂
I hate angry customers because they really do just want to rant and repeat themselves over and over and waste both our time. They don't actually care about a solution. I think they think that IS the solution but I don't get paid enough to be their therapist.
Story 1: some call centers that are private companies with contracts to assist company employees with computers, equipment, etc are allowed to disconnect calls if the ones calling are berating us or anyone else. They are usually given a warning, then a second warning, and then we can tell them thanks for calling and disconnect. Usually we would follow it up with a report on said behavior and message their direct supervisor with the information. So working those call centers you *rarely* got an employee who was raging. However it still happened once in a blue moon and professionalism on our part ensures they cannot report us. General public? No. They could report you even when you did all you could to help them and still get reprimanded because of it.
pretty sure a landlord isnt allowed to enter a tenants apartment without atleast 24 hours notice and the tenant has to give them permission to enter
The OP did say that the husband bitched about how a 2 day notice before a showing was not being enough time.
Everybody sucks in the Landlord Shows Apartment story
And if you mean the other landlord story, the unit wasn't legal. So I doubt that crazy lady cared
@@osohombre they meant the other story about the lady who kept coming in without permission.
@@kitarrah1422 Exactly.
My mum had never beaten any of us growing up, but man, if I had done what the kid in the second story did, I have no doubt I'd be six feet under lol...
I've worked customer service for time Warner cable when I lost my drivers license over something dumb. Anyway, I always felt it was easier to just sit there and listen and when the rant was over the customer was much easier to work with. Sometimes they just need to vent.
The crazy landlady story reminded me of a story on one of the scary real life stories TH-cam channels. The landlady appeared to be this lovely older lady, and the OP was a young man. Every night, he'd crash and burn and wake up the next morning feeling horrible. It kept getting worse. She seemed sprier, and he kept getting worse. Then a friend found a voodoo token on his couch. Yep, she was taking his energy like a particularly nasty leech. He escaped. Sadly, with only his life, no justice.
This is 21st century and you still believe in voodoo? ffs.
"sadly with only his life" ? If you ever need to "escape" something, you are LUCKY if you do with your own life, given the alternative is you escaping on a body bag.
"taking his energy"
What does that even mean?
@@michaelgum97 Stealing his life energy to the point where he can barely function as a human being.
Aye... sure mate, and I'm the king of England.
Oh no, stevo doesn't love us! *stops baking the cake with a file in it
The Flipflop Shuriken comment on Story 2 absolutely slayed me! XDDDDDDD
Landlady is out of line expecting the tenants to leave during a showing. If strangers are in my home I will be supervising them.
"ohhh i use metric" proceeds to use 9 and 12 inch diameter bases.
She probably can only get them in those sizes. If she wasn’t born in the US, then she grew up using metric and her recipes would be in metric. It isn’t easy to convert metric to imperial units, bcuz I’ve done it trying to make desserts for my British boyfriend and you end up having to round up or down to the nearest unit of measure which in baking can sometimes mean disaster.
@@lisaphares2286 all good, i just found it funny ;)
People deserve karma with that behavior, it's a long time coming for them
When the truck driver story started, I was expecting something like the tiny horn scene in "The Mask", but it turned out even better! 🤣
Clearly, someone needs to explain to that Landlady the concept of what a Night Shift is and as for all the stuff he left behind, well, you DID say be out BY midnight...
Too many people don't seem to grasp the concept of night shifts.
@@michaelgum97 That is because they never had to work third shift that is 11 pm to 7 am or 12midnight to 8 am.
I used to work in a call center. We could hang up and I did so a few times. To be able to do anything at all, we had to start by loading up the customer's account and verifying his identity. We simply could not provide any help at all to someone who could not show that he was the legitimate owner of an account. When we got an angry customer, we generally would start by cutting in and trying to guide them into giving us useful information to try and resolve the situation. Should that fail, we were then allowed to warn the customer to calm down or we would have to terminate the call.
Story #3. Years ago I worked as a LPN doing home visits to the elderly. I had to take my 4yo granddaughter to work with me because her class was closed that day. I explained to my boss and my clients. They loved her and she loved "doing work" with mama. I made her a scrubs uniform and they loved it. She was the littlest nurse ever. Sometimes you do what you have to do.
I've never bought a cake based on weight, only size. We have an amazing cake shop where I live. I love their vanilla bean w/lemon curd filling and butter cream frosting. It's to die for.
I'm sitting back, diving in and am laughing at the stories! Great one Darkfluff. Stay Awesome and Frosty!
The 1st story is basically: "Ma'am, this is a Wendy's..."
First one wasn't really a Karen- she vented, she was doing it on behalf of a loved one, she apologised, there's hope for her yet😊
I’ve worked in customer service and yeah I have had people rant +40min several times when in the job. the amount of times where a few seconds of just simple info and a short explanation would have given me the ability to fix the problem were many. It’s exactly that kind of behaviour that got me out of there a month earlier then i planned. Enraged people berating you without giving you a chance to help you first just breaks you down over time. And finishing one and having to turn the phone back on right after without much breathing room, i just dreaded that.
I feel bad for the family member and children of these entities people. It would suck having to go through life apologizing for your elders entitled attitude.
Just got here but the comments say the stories are amazing as always!
About the video:she probably wanted help her son some way. If deleted they could cause OP trouble lol
I’ve met some REALLY thick people whilst shopping !
I met a woman who wanted to buy 1 kilo of tub of spreadable butter. The 500g ones were on offer, and she would save herself around £3.00 by buying 2 of those. “Yes but I want 1kilo” said she. I told her that TWO 500g tubs was 1 kilo, but she wouldn’t have it so I let her waste money on a big tub - obviously more money than sense !
Another woman had picked up 6 eggs for 99p and I said that you can get 15 eggs for £1.00.
She said that her 6 eggs were a better deal because it was LESS than a £1.00, so I tried to break it down for her and show her that for 1p more she could actually get another NINE eggs, but she insisted she was correct !
I was once in Asda (what Walmart is known as in Britain) and I saw an offer on cheesecake - £1.00 each OR THREE for £3.00. I asked a worker what was so special about the offer as I wouldn’t save anything by buying 3, even if I bought one and left, came back on another 2 occasions and bought one each time, I would have still spent £3.00, to which she replied “You don’t need to do that though, as you can buy 3 at the same time and it will only cost you £3.00 !”
I asked her if these cheesecakes were normally dearer than £1.00 each and she told me no.
So I asked her if I could have 3 cheesecakes for £2.50 and she said no, because the offer was 3 for £3.00 !
God. Give. Me. Strength. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
And I found an absolute STEAL of an offer in Sainsbury’s a few years ago.
Aquafresh toothpaste in a pump action tube.
One for £4.75 or TWO for £3.50 !
It was a bit of a no-brainer so I bought 6, my sister bought 2 and so did her partner (both of them thinking that it would surely be limited to 2 per customer) - but of course it wasn’t as all mine went through just fine !
We saw people picking up just 1 tube and ending up paying more for it though !
Sadly, stupidity and stubbornness have become more common than common sense. 🙄
@@kitarrah1422 Unfortunately sad but true.
re: the last story. Most European cooks use weight instead of volume for recipes. So a recipe book will say how many grams of each ingredient rather than how many cups, teaspoons, etc.
For that last story. Cake sold by weight. That's how all supermarkets sell cake too, by weight 😄
Heck no, I'm staying in my apartment/house when someone else is in it. Who will replace anything broken or stolen
I worked for several posts as a customer service agent and believe me, people would rant and wont stop unless you “control” the call. They would rant even if it is their fault and would force you to fix the problem that they caused.
Story 4. Did the check bounce??? 😊
All these stories were entertaining. Good Batch!
DarkFluff: I love you guys and so does Steve-o
Stevo: I don't
DF: ... I think
Stevo: You thought wrong
Top tier comedy.
Story 3: weird the tenants don’t understand bringing kids to things when they themselves have kids and there are probably things they have to bring kids too.🤦♀️
‘I even got my pen back.” 🤣
Dark fluff is my passenger everyday and I enjoy his company more than most people I talk to, and I don’t have to talk to wither just listen. Perfect buddy.
Well of course the entitled person tried to blame the other person in the argument. That’s what they always do!
Love listening to Reddit stories as I work, dark fluff is among the best
I've never heard of someone selling custom-made cakes by weight, but I'd LOVE to see the kind of decadence that can be done with a 1 kilogram cake! 454 grams is one pound, that'd mean 908 grams is 2 pounds, so another 92 grams on top of a 2 pound cake would be a lot of room for toppings, icing, or special additions!
I like the metric system because its rules are incredibly consistent compared to imperial measurements, but I've always been horrible with judging measurements visually (Length, width, distances, weights, etc.) because for some reason I can only remember things by comparing to other things, I can't keep a consistent mental note of what each measurement is per unit for anything. I can't remember inches or centimeters by memory, I have to remember how long or how wide things are compared to my body (Finger lengths, finger width, limb length/width, etc., always a comparison, though I know I'm 5'11" tall I don't have a mental note of my proportions of leg length, torso length, hand/arm/bicep length, etc.). Maybe if I was raised with Metric measurements instead of Imperial I'd have had a more consistent framework for remembering and judging measurements off the top of my head.
He should have called the police for an illegal apt!!!
Stoyr #4, landowners are required by law in most places to provide potable drinking water and safe washing water for their tenants. Shutting off the water is illegal. Most places also have laws codifying tenants' rights, which includes the landlord NOT being allowed to go through their stuff, or even to enter into their home, without advanced notice and permission (save only genuine emergency, such as needing to shut off the water and fix a burst water pipe while the tenant is out of town).
WOW, DarkFluff knows about the infamous chancla... 🤣
You don't love here, you're not on the lease. And your dog was not approved by the complex. Don't screw with your landlord! Not how bills work people.
Story #3 is one of the better tales of derp, loved it Fluffy One! Most of these tales are so funny because they are so stupid, but really man they are some great cardio laughing :D Thank you so much for these collections, you fr'n rock.
MOAR!
2:40 that's not essentially true. Every customer service I worked allowed you to hang up on customers in specific situations. For example, we weren't obligated to take crap from customers. Usually you'd have to inform a customer something along the line of "tone it down or I will have to terminate the call" and if the abuse doesn't stop, you go "as per my previous warning I'll have to end the call here" and u can hang up fully justified.
But if there were no profanities or abuse, then yeah, you're stuck with a story of their life lol
On that first story, I would have explained who I was after the rant, then I would have told her to not call the doctor but to call a lawyer instead. That is what she needed to do.
Unfortunately in Laredo its very dangerous to drive.. Especially on the narrow 2 lane roads. Its common practice to pass on the left.. Mama probably went after him with a flip flop!!!
Well now (HOT DAMN) I wish I could have gotten tickets to that that show. LOL 😂
Once upon a time I worked for a call center answering service that had clients all over the US. One day I answered a call for a city info support line and it went something like this:
"Hello! Thank you for calling *city name*'s information support line. How may I direct your call?"
"Listen here you b*tch! I know you're sleeping with my husband!"
"Um, ma'am, I think you have the wrong number. This is a support line for-"
"Don't you f**kin lie to me!!!"
She then proceeded to cuss me out for a good couple of mins before hanging up. The whole thing was so surreal that I kept breaking out laughing whenever it popped back in my mind for the rest of my shift 🤣
I guess you could say that she got her "Pound Cake"? 💷⚖🍰
Used to help my grandparents manage duplexes they built, good tenants are amazing but the bad ones make you wish it was legal to hit them in the face for all the trouble they cause.
My grandma does too. I hate when people trash all landlords because my grandma is awesome. She goes out of her way to provide for her tenants. There certainly are bad ones, but the good ones are trying to earn a living too. Bad tenants can cause a lot of long term damage that may never be fixed. If a tenant is has zero money and wrecks the place, that landlord is not going to be able to cover the cost. Even if you sue the person, you can't make money magically come from a broke person.
I've bought more than a few cakes in the past, I've never seen them ordered any other way than by weight. Weight allows you to calculate the size of the cake based on how many people will be eating. The usual number is 10 to 12 people per kilogram.
Bakers will always ask you for how many people the cake is and suggest a size. Then they'll bake it according to your request, not falling short but not exceeding it by more than a few grams. I've never had a problem with that system, by the way.
2:25 no I didn’t see that woman as an entitled person per say I think it’s a woman that just needed to rant and everybody needs a buddy that they just have to rant to maybe we should make that a marketing thing and make like I don’t know creatures that you can rant to maybe then we will have less entitled people in the world
That's right; your kids do!!!
Second story, Spanish mother releasing hell on her son, I can already imagine the chancla being unleashed on the poor guy.
Lmbo, I was in the process of typing, "you know one of of those things being thrown was La Chancla," when you started reading the follow-up comment 🤣
Yo another amazing video from Darkfluff. Love u bro
Spanish Mama: Excuse me.
(Puts down phone and takes off flip flop)
Son…we need to talk…
Landlady story - Beautiful malicious compliance. The landlady dares not take her $400 damages to small claims court because it would probably come to light that it’s an illegal rental, so she would lose not only the case but the ability to rent it out in the future.
The aunt was probably trying to get a free cake
Dental practices can be screwy as hell. As a small fry I had all my teeth capped the week before they started falling out.
The guy with the Hungarian Woman as a landlord reminds me of the neighbor from hell whose name was Margaret Romano. She had a couple of rooms in her upstairs that she would rent out periodically to some young person or other. I heard quite a few stories about how she would use her key almost every time they would leave to go into the apartment and Snoop around. In one case in particular she berated a fellow as to why he had condoms in a dresser drawer. She never could keep those people around for very long. At one point I had a bicycle which I had applied a chain to to attach it to a signpost so that I could get to and from work. I came out to find drywall screws hammered into my tires. At least seven each. That night it was gone. I found out much later had been hauled off by the police at her call. She also vandalized a neighbor's Vespa twice, rendering that undrivable. But this woman was just an absolute horror to most of her neighbors. Very much like this Hungarian woman here. By the way, I forgot to mention that she kept John Gotti's attorney firm on retainer, and was always trying to figure out what my name was so that she could file all kinds of false claims against me. I found that was kind of a hobby of hers as many people had been taken to court by her up and down the block. Fortunately, she had a series of Strokes just before the misses and I were moving out to go to another state, so all the old mail that I was Hoarding in our apartment because of addresses all over them could then be discarded just before we left. I found out she died two days before we completed our move back to another state that I came from.
My wife and I went back to that neighborhood to visit some of her old friends and family members, and we found that the house that Miss Romano lived in (yes she died an old maid), had been torn down and excavated to make way for something else.
The wicked die hard.
Ah, where I worked circa y2k...
I got calls directed to a tattoo parlor... “Can I use a passport as ID when getting a tattoo?” ‘Are you hiring?” Etc..
I also got calls directed to animal control “The dead raccoon is still in my front yard! why the %^&* have you not removed it?” “Um, because we’re a software company”
And the guy next to me?
“No I don’t know when zzyzyx is getting out of prison. This is NOT the county jail!”
Those chanclas are deadly!
how i relax is playing stardew valley and watching Darkfluff
Story 2 -- yeah, IDK. Those horns are ridiculously LOUD, definitely loud enough to damage people's hearing. Angry Guy had a good point. He just went about expressing it the wrong way, throwing a tantrum instead of talking it out like an adult. OP should not have honked the horn at him.
Air horns are capable of damaging ears and causing pain to them.
However, that guy cutting in front of the semi truck could have gotten himself run over by AT LEAST 17 tons of steel (up to 40 tons of weight when loaded).
his stunt could have turned him into a pancake, but he's pissed off at the driver for being upset about it.
Depending on the length he held the horn on for, it might been unwarranted. But that man was unreasonably upset about it, given the circumstances.
NO CAKE FOR YOU!!!
When someone like the first person calls and it isn’t our problem. Click. Gone.
Stevo broke my heart 💔
Story 2: my dad was a owner operator (which is trucker talk for a person who owns his own semi and either works for a company as a contractor or owns their own business). Now I do say my dad was a owner operator, I say was cause my dad died back in 1997. Anyways, I've rode with my dad many times and one time we pulled into a truck stop in Indiana and this idiot deliberately ran into my dad's truck while my dad was backing up into a truck parking spot. Long story my dad called the company he was contracted to and then my dad called the cops, the dude that ran into the front of my dad's truck was at my dad's door yelling at my dad that my dad ran into him on purpose. (Side note: by the company my dad worked for guidelines stated that all truckers contracted or company drivers have to have a dashcam) needless to say the idiot got arrested and the idiot had to pay for the damages done to the front of my dad's truck.
Day #92 of telling fluff he’s beautiful too
Day #73 of telling stevo he’s beautiful
I have a sister-in-law who can talk or rant on phone for 2 hours, and at the end of the call I have difficulty in recalling what all she said, or what was the gist of the call. 😅
The Hungarian woman with the basement apartment, it was probably an illegal rental.
There’s actually a lot of places that sell cake or any baked goods by weight and it’s due to the fact of specific labor and items of detail within the weight of cake. It evens out. I work at a fabric and craft store that sells all sorts of baking supplies and ingredients, I have talked to MANY bakers running their own businesses and it’s not uncommon
There is a cake that's called a 1lb cake, but is actually a lot more, because all the ingredients that goes into it are 1lb before mixing
Story 1: "The big man in the big truck scares me...mommy can you call him for me?" I can actually hear this in my head & it sounds like a 5 year old sob-crying about a bully.
Story 2: If you have kids and work from home...or like OP are a landlord without your SO handy...the kids will be going where ever you go...it's inevitable.
Story 3: I hate that feeling...and I have had it a LOT in my time...my memory is Eidetic for audio & visual...I could tell if something had been move just 1mm.
Story 4: Ummm...500 grams is HALF a kilogram...OP made a mistake when they posted it as 1KG.
Haven't seen r/malicious compliance in quite some time here. Looking forward to a bumpy ride watching how people do it n the private sector as opposed to me doing it in the public sector.😁
Fluff: And I'll See You In The Next One, I love You.
Karen: Wait, Minors Watch These Videos So He's Saying "I Love You" To Minors, That Disgusting.
Wouldn't Be Funny If A Karen Actually Put That In The Comments?
I Just Find It Funny, My Brain Comes Up With The Most Strangest Things Sometimes.
You are the best storyteller……❤️❤️
It makes sense to sell cakes and other bakery goods by weight, since measurements for baking should be done by weight, not by volume. Liquids should be fine, assuming that they're the same density as water.
Certain countries sell it by weight so there is a bit of confusion when ordering for the first time in North America.