Series 1, Episode 3 'The poet and the egg.' | Full Episode | Taskmaster

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  • @JamesWanders
    @JamesWanders 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5623

    Can't believe they were arguing over the definition of a "mug" whilst there was a dictionary right there.

    • @joeybulford5266
      @joeybulford5266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      JamesWanders
      Lmfao!!! 😂

    • @sophiaredwood5825
      @sophiaredwood5825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      HAHAHAHA 😂😂

    • @juanferrer5924
      @juanferrer5924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I can’t believe how brutal Josh’s mug insult was

    • @sarahfinley6606
      @sarahfinley6606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      THANK YOU.

    • @MrJojux
      @MrJojux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      I looked up the definition:
      Mug: "a large cup, typically cylindrical with a handle and used without a saucer."
      Now we have the problem of defining a cup. So let's look that up:
      "a small bowl-shaped container for drinking from, typically having a handle."
      So looking at that, the trashcan with a handle would fit the definition. The wheelbarrow is more questionable, as it is not cylindrical. However it only says typically, not necessarily, so you could still argue it for a mug as it could be defined as a large cup, once he drank from it and reinforced by the handle!

  • @amphitritemists4595
    @amphitritemists4595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5466

    Student: when am i going to use math in the real world?
    Romesh: let me tell you the story of how i lost my wedding ring

    • @sophiaredwood5825
      @sophiaredwood5825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      HAHAHAHAHA YESSSS

    • @thefrub
      @thefrub 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Drama Student: When are we ever going to need to remember the lyrics of Rent?
      ...: Five hundred, twenty five thousand, six hundred miiiiiinutes

    • @Xeroc_
      @Xeroc_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thefrub haha lol thats what I was thinking about! But from the office not drama student.

    • @xwolvie8190
      @xwolvie8190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@thefrub exactly what I was thinking! XD

    • @sk8rdman
      @sk8rdman 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thefrub Shame that number is inaccurate, but it would have at least gotten them closer a lot closer than their horrendous uneducated guesses lol.

  • @TheMarkoSeke
    @TheMarkoSeke ปีที่แล้ว +226

    "This time tomorrow he could be riding around the garden on a piston" 😂😂 I forgot how hilarious Frank Skinner was in this series

  • @UrFaveMidget
    @UrFaveMidget 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5510

    I was genuinely so saddened by Frank’s reaction to his egg breaking.

    • @austinfull8941
      @austinfull8941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      the music too. so sad.

    • @alzychoze6591
      @alzychoze6591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      He is good at conveying the misery of failing.

    • @FriskyD.
      @FriskyD. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Right after the pure excitement of "never mind if I'm alright" too

    • @kevinbissinger
      @kevinbissinger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      the power of good editing

    • @TheBookofLab
      @TheBookofLab 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      how bout a spoiler warning ya twat

  • @domsusefulstuff
    @domsusefulstuff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1531

    Greg's sincere, exuberant joy when he inspects Josh's tattoo and asks, "Is it real?!?" is one of the best moments of the show.

  • @itsokay7989
    @itsokay7989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3256

    Frank's teabag comment and then Romesh right after lmao. Perfect set-up

    • @TheGooseOverlord
      @TheGooseOverlord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It was the most amazing moment ever.

    • @Mare416
      @Mare416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Which is exactly why the editor cut it like that 😆

    • @lenatour
      @lenatour 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@Mare416 yeah and they did a great job

    • @Dirtydeets95
      @Dirtydeets95 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      9:31

  • @bruhmphrey
    @bruhmphrey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5644

    Its okay. In an AMA Romesh confirmed Josh "Eventually" gave his ring back

    • @echoalexander72
      @echoalexander72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      good

    • @fhistleb
      @fhistleb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Thats perfect

    • @echoalexander72
      @echoalexander72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @5putput wHAT

    • @bruhmphrey
      @bruhmphrey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @5putput I like how you had to edit that lmao

    • @soulplayrt463
      @soulplayrt463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      And put it in a box

  • @awfultaco42069
    @awfultaco42069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +652

    it’s my absolute favorite thing when Alex looks directly at the camera while someone is doing a task

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I do the same thing watching people flounder on simple tasks

  • @natbroadhurst
    @natbroadhurst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1045

    Disqualifying Josh for putting the milk in first is the most wonderfully British insult ever! 😂

    • @sjs9698
      @sjs9698 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      well he defined mug as 'thing bigger than a cup, with a handle , that you drink tea from' ~ish
      clearly what he drank from that 'mug' was an unholy abomination rightly despised by all right-thinking folk. ie: not tea. hoisted by his own definition :p

    • @edmann1820
      @edmann1820 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Actually, the reason for putting milk in first is because in the Victoria era cheap cups would crack when you put something hot in them. So by putting the milk in first you stop the cup from getting too hot and breaking. Posh people could afford better quality cups did not put the milk in first. Thus not putting the milk in first became a sort of status symbol. It's really sad that the wealth based discrimination has been passed down through the generations.

    • @Predated2
      @Predated2 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@edmann1820 and actually the reason for disqualification was the wheelbarrow being used instead of a mug. But they said it was because of the milk first for entertainment's sake.
      As for putting in milk first, thats mostly changed now tho, because teabags are used in the mugs. Meaning you'd have milk, then hot water, then the teabag. Which definitely messes with tea extraction.

    • @liquidbeans4209
      @liquidbeans4209 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@edmann1820 Well, if you put the milk in quick enough, it won't break. You could also just use a tin cup, or a cheap metal. The milk would then cool it down substantially

    • @musical3lottie
      @musical3lottie หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@edmann1820 but putting a teabag into milk ruins the taste, as the lipid molecules in the milk inhibit the brewing. May have started off as wealth/class-based but nowadays it has a real basis in wanting your tea to taste of tea.

  • @sidhackney8831
    @sidhackney8831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1091

    My absolute favorite part of this season is how harshly Greg punishes Roisin for being a close personal friend of his XD

    • @sfshinz
      @sfshinz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +332

      Turnabout is fair play: Rhod punishes Greg for being a close personal friend.

    • @billybollockhead5628
      @billybollockhead5628 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you think he’s banging her?

    • @zeuxlaught2797
      @zeuxlaught2797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@billybollockhead5628 no

    • @robsonclark9678
      @robsonclark9678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      She did excellently in episode 2 though!

    • @rivermistfae
      @rivermistfae ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I came back to have another watch thru of Taskmaster had a laugh because your comment is so true and I'd already "upvoted" it 2 years ago lol

  • @JustCallMeLoathesome
    @JustCallMeLoathesome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1882

    Frank: "One of my problems was, I didn't notice the saucepan and electric cooker ON THE TABLE."
    Absolutely slays me.

  • @GroovingPict
    @GroovingPict 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1616

    Roisin's reaction to any task, no matter how mundane or complex: "wha??"

    • @thecondesendingllama8637
      @thecondesendingllama8637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      GroovingPict she's the human equivalent of a Pug

    • @hermit6208
      @hermit6208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @Human Resources no. I've seen her on 8 out 10 Cats Does Countdown. She is rock dumb. Perhaps she is genius at writing jokes. There's something for everyone, I suppose.

    • @Mine4062
      @Mine4062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I don't think it is just tasks that elicit that response from her.

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Well, I absolutely love her humor and I think she's amazing.

    • @_therealgabe_
      @_therealgabe_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      ThatOneAsianBroChick you say "as a girl" yet you don't recognize all her accomplishments as a comedian and even producing writing and starring in her own critically acclaimed TV show. So who's giving the gender a bad name here?

  • @gaygoc
    @gaygoc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    can we talk about how Roisin used a cat print paper wrap to wrap the mouse lol

    • @siramea
      @siramea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I never noticed!

  • @stellaknows8548
    @stellaknows8548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    Greg's response of utter delight to Josh's tattoo is unmatched in all of Taskmaster.

    • @legaldrugdealer8696
      @legaldrugdealer8696 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I loved it ! Hilarious and I thought season one wouldn't beat any of the latest ones

  • @bunniey3290
    @bunniey3290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1055

    The self sabotage of putting up your wedding ring in a five-way bet, essentially, and then being grumpy the entire show is truly remarkable

    • @laurenhawes7201
      @laurenhawes7201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      And then not using your degree and ex job to help you get it back

    • @chicagonukacola3087
      @chicagonukacola3087 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lmfao thats what im saying. Of all things he could've put up for grabs he puts up his wedding ring 💍 🤣

    • @9196dreamers
      @9196dreamers 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He thinks he’s funny but he’s just coming across as an așś

  • @jackthepokexpert4207
    @jackthepokexpert4207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    I love how for all his tasks, Tim just watches with enthusiasm and then looks at the crowd like a toddler who just learned how to use the toilet

  • @Lina-ws3by
    @Lina-ws3by 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3622

    Let this be a lesson ladies. If your man refuses to take off his socks in bed it may be because he has another mans name inked on his feet.

    • @rewrose2838
      @rewrose2838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      😂

    • @sophiaredwood5825
      @sophiaredwood5825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      HAHAHAHAHA

    • @russellgeisthardt9828
      @russellgeisthardt9828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      And another man's wedding ring on his finger

    • @Lieyre
      @Lieyre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Read that in Greg's ending monologue voice 😂

    • @alexread6767
      @alexread6767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@russellgeisthardt9828 and socks on his hands?

  • @Friendlysociopath
    @Friendlysociopath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +993

    Ramesh' face at the final task when he realized that yes indeed- he *does* have to go first- has brought me to tears.

    • @murraymanitos
      @murraymanitos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      42:56

    • @arsinclair
      @arsinclair 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@murraymanitos underthanked comment

    • @YaelGold
      @YaelGold 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's very clear that TaskMaster prefers Josh and hates Romesh

    • @kevinreilly51
      @kevinreilly51 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      But seriously, that tiebreaker should've had both write their answers down and then show at the same time

    • @lisahenry20
      @lisahenry20 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@YaelGold well Josh was originally going to have to say his answer first, it only got swapped because Josh protested. If they'd allowed Romesh's protest, it would have kept going back and forth. Plus Romesh had the advantage of being a maths teacher.

  • @shaileshrana7165
    @shaileshrana7165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2672

    After getting the tattoo, it's only fair that Josh won

    • @CommentBlewUp
      @CommentBlewUp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      But a wedding ring?

    • @AnOtherChoosenOne
      @AnOtherChoosenOne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      @@CommentBlewUp then don't bet your bloody wedding ring!?

    • @gutgunstig7061
      @gutgunstig7061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@AnOtherChoosenOne Dont get a tattoo just to win a task?

    • @ivanadriazola1991
      @ivanadriazola1991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@gutgunstig7061 why not its his body, unlike the wedding ring that its arguebly both his and his wifes

    • @aquilegia9734
      @aquilegia9734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I really hope it's a real tattoo, but I'm pretty sure it was fake because of all the lies Josh has been spinning throughout the series, the prize task segments in particular (the 'signed' football and the 'picture of Greg' magic eye were obviously fake, while the 'blank cheque' was very suspicious too).

  • @GarretsShadow
    @GarretsShadow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    When he was standing next to the shed saying that a mug is something you drink tea out of that has a handle, I genuinely thought he was going to use the whole shed as a mug.

  • @Sent4Good
    @Sent4Good 4 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    "it was meant to be a dig at the homeless" is an underrated line

  • @katniss2000
    @katniss2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    "I'm not disqualifying you because a wheelbarrow isn't a mug, I'm disqualifying you because you put the milk in first."
    Yes, this show is definitely extremely British and I love it for that.

  • @hyang5u
    @hyang5u 3 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    I’ve watched the whole show backwards and it’s crazy to see just how detailed and purposeful the vision for this show was even in season one. The magic’s already there and it’s delicious to watch.

    • @katherinehalling6630
      @katherinehalling6630 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The fact it's barely changed at all is testament to that

    • @rp7155
      @rp7155 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      You should try watching it forwards, it’s even better. And you’ll be in for a treat when you re-watch Tree Wizard

  • @aamj0050
    @aamj0050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    One of the greatest individual performances in TM ever from Josh. 2 points after first 2 challenges and then went on to not miss a single point the rest of the episode

    • @scf7334
      @scf7334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks for ruining it.

    • @macpinto9382
      @macpinto9382 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@scf7334 who on earth reads the comments before watching the video mate

    • @iliketrains3495
      @iliketrains3495 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Surprisingly, Nish Kumar managed a similar feat as well

    • @arifi3441
      @arifi3441 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@macpinto9382me

  • @ghoulofmetal
    @ghoulofmetal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1322

    They had the same game with the egg in the danish version, one of them just took the egg out to the roof and held it up.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      Andras Petersen That was my idea for the teabag task. Just get on the roof and drop it in the cup

    • @williamrutherford553
      @williamrutherford553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yup, exactly my thought too.

    • @lnfreeman
      @lnfreeman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      I'm starting to think there's a reason they can't get on that roof. I also expected Alex to be hiding on the roof for the hide and seek

    • @DKDexter999
      @DKDexter999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@DeathnoteBB Someone did that in series 1 of the Danish version. They were close to a theme park, so another went on a ride there and dropped the tea bag from the top of the ride, that just kept going round in a vertical circle.

    • @Wandervenn
      @Wandervenn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DeathnoteBB Is that length though? Surely it's height but not length.

  • @michaelgregson-williams9515
    @michaelgregson-williams9515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +856

    Upon reflection, I have no idea why season 1 is so commonly regarded as being either a dud or plain average. This dynamic, which is essentially just a bunch of friends doing tasks, is so much better than the more recent hypercompetetive groups.

    • @MiaJoBella
      @MiaJoBella 2 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      I had no idea that was the common opinion, this episode alone is one of the best in my opinion

    • @robsonclark9678
      @robsonclark9678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      They started off with a very good premise, and found their stride right away, I agree!

    • @maryalice3474
      @maryalice3474 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      I agree with you, but also disagree a little bit. I watched a few other seasons before this one and this group definitely seems more competitive and prone to argue over scores. But imo that makes the season funnier along with their dynamics.

    • @MiaJoBella
      @MiaJoBella 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@maryalice3474 agree here. People challenged the untested authority of the taskmaster here lol

    • @pein260
      @pein260 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Season 1 is incredible and one of the three best imo

  • @bobothn
    @bobothn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Just realized the irony of 6'8" 203cm tall 242lb 110kg heavy Greg jokingly complaining about pregnant women taking up more then their fair share of space.

  • @rubenlarochelle1881
    @rubenlarochelle1881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5027

    Just imagine a math teacher losing his wedding ring because he was too lazy to approximate 60 years in minutes

    • @zepthz
      @zepthz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +330

      i mean he would of lost reguardless because you could simply add 1 or subtract 1 when you go second

    • @Etelvinicius
      @Etelvinicius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      @@zepthz would've, as it's short for would have.

    • @apathysatragedy3114
      @apathysatragedy3114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@Etelvinicius well they should've used "would've" actually. 'Should have' would imply they wanted Romesh to lose (ie: he should've lost no matter what), whereas 'would have' implies that he would still have lost, no matter what he guessed (no personal bias, just facts), so they used the right phrase, just improper spelling. You would've used the wrong phrase with proper spelling. The meaning would have been lost if they had used should have.
      Wow, what a tongue twister, oml

    • @Etelvinicius
      @Etelvinicius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@apathysatragedy3114 Yes, I should have written "would've" instead of "should've" For some reason I changed it in my mind and wrote a word different than I intended. Thank you for pointing it out.

    • @Etelvinicius
      @Etelvinicius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@apathysatragedy3114 Or, as @Zepthz would say, "I should of wrote".

  • @raineday7801
    @raineday7801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +909

    I'm so glad a random clip of this show was suggested to me. Hooked

    • @Soloman_Gumball
      @Soloman_Gumball 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think my chain went something like IT Crowd > Big Fat Quiz > Antiques Roadshow UK > Taskmaster
      Only way I can explain it.

    • @TheGooseOverlord
      @TheGooseOverlord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hahaha ik the tree man clip was suggested to me I'm hooked too

    • @bethsieb7373
      @bethsieb7373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too

    • @sophiaredwood5825
      @sophiaredwood5825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Same. I got “hide a pineapple on your person” recommended to me, and now this show is my new favorite thing.

    • @ChrisWoj
      @ChrisWoj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I came here via throw potato in the hole. A truly amazing sporting event. Full gamut of emotions. Now I'm addicted.

  • @XplosivCookie
    @XplosivCookie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    Ah I love that so many great British shows are being uploaded to TH-cam now, wouldn't see these otherwise!

    • @seedlesswatermelon417
      @seedlesswatermelon417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Do you know any others?

    • @filiparsovski4250
      @filiparsovski4250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@seedlesswatermelon417 dunno if you know this one, 8 out of 10 cats does countdown is brilliant

    • @Dabaka93
      @Dabaka93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@seedlesswatermelon417 would I lie to you is absolute best

    • @melaniescarlet01
      @melaniescarlet01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@seedlesswatermelon417 I like QI!

    • @MadcapShambleton
      @MadcapShambleton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@seedlesswatermelon417 Big Fat Quiz - particularly with Noel Fielding and/or Richard Ayoade.

  • @wolfelkan8183
    @wolfelkan8183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    01:44 Prize Task: Most Meaningful Item
    06:50 Task 1: Distance Tea Bag
    11:53 Segment 2
    16:35 Task 2: GPS Art
    20:45 Segment 3
    26:11 Task 3: A Gift for the Taskmaster
    31:38 Task 4: The Egg
    39:30 Segment 4
    39:49 Task 5: One Hundred Seconds
    42:18 Tiebreaker Question: Frank Skinner's Age in Minutes

  • @amynguyen985
    @amynguyen985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1118

    I would sincerely love to see David Mitchell, Richard Ayoade and Jon Richardson on together.

    • @caitthecat
      @caitthecat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Too late. Richardson did series 2.

    • @aimeepollock2943
      @aimeepollock2943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      What about Lee Mack?

    • @bagdiil
      @bagdiil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No, thank you... David should be kept far away from all of this improv... As soon as he's in 8OO10CDC, I just skip it. He's so obnoxious. (my view, just wanted to share aswell...)

    • @ashleighangelette
      @ashleighangelette 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Amy Nguyen add James Acaster and Roison again just for shits and giggles.

    • @pixiescott9616
      @pixiescott9616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Aw, you have all the same favourites as me :P oh and Acaster

  • @sku2tis
    @sku2tis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    I was genuinely expecting Josh to disappear when he put the ring on

    • @Samtember
      @Samtember 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      underrated comment

    • @bitzibaerlie
      @bitzibaerlie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I actually laughed out loud like a lunatic in the middle of the night reading your comment. Thanks. :D

    • @thomasreese2816
      @thomasreese2816 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just because he has hairy feet?

    • @savorymarshmallows
      @savorymarshmallows 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@thomasreese2816 I suppose the right one could be Harry, but the left one is clearly Greg.

    • @ironwhy
      @ironwhy ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Josh said on "Graham Norton" and "QI" that he seriously auditioned to be cast as a Hobbit in "Lord of the Rings"...

  • @ForestskiesOfficial
    @ForestskiesOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    My favourite part so far is just how often they all took the piss out of Romesh. He's a good sport for being the comedic punching bag, and taking it like a champ.

    • @stone5against1
      @stone5against1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Every series has its punching bag, its cheater and its clueless contestant haha

    • @e.d.1642
      @e.d.1642 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It made me somewhat uncomfortable as it wasn't clear whether Romesh was really pissed or not.

  • @Gordyan_Knot
    @Gordyan_Knot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    whatever these editors are being paid, it isn't enough.

    • @sharkofjoy
      @sharkofjoy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The editing is so good!

  • @Erdnussbuttertoast
    @Erdnussbuttertoast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +887

    obviously neither Romesh nor Josh know Rent, otherwise they'd know that a year is 525600 minutes, therefore guessing about 500 k minutes would mean they think he's only a year old

    • @stellar783
      @stellar783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I would argue a year is 525.960 in minutes, since the average year has 365,25 days on account of the leap day.
      Not that it makes a striking difference in the final result, tho, if we are getting down to minutes, might as well do it all the way.

    • @towaii
      @towaii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      made a classic error of magnitude and guessed 3 million based on my guess that frank's around 50. their guesses had me floored. i guess the overexposure of that song is just an american thing?

    • @Erdnussbuttertoast
      @Erdnussbuttertoast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@stellar783 if you're that exact, though, you have to be *really* exact, as the leap day isn't exactly every four years: you have a leap day if the year can be divided by 4, but not if it can be divided by 100, but you DO have one if it can be divided by 1000 (which is why we had a leapday in 2000), but that's just peanuts in terms of overall minutes :)

    • @stellar783
      @stellar783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Erdnussbuttertoast I don't quite get what you mean... but I reckon it's STILL not *exact* enough since you haven't accounted for the atomic clock modifications over the years. Those are of utmost importance, I tell you!

    • @justincoleman3805
      @justincoleman3805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What are you two babbling about? It obviously wasn’t a task determined by accuracy.

  • @matt-lang
    @matt-lang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Alex Horne is a genius for coming up with this show.

    • @buckosoft
      @buckosoft 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And to subjugate himself to Greg "I'm just happy to be in your shadow". Brilliant.

    • @kayknouse3300
      @kayknouse3300 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I respect anyone who writes a show or movie where they are the butt of most of the jokes. It really shows me that they care deeply about the comedic success of the piece.

  • @BelleFlower15
    @BelleFlower15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    I can't handle it when Frank is sad 😭

  • @SirLuke226
    @SirLuke226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    Sometimes I come back to these old episodes and just wonder: "What would James Acaster do?"

    • @sharkofjoy
      @sharkofjoy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Have him back on the taskmaster podcast!

    • @LaceLoop
      @LaceLoop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      He definitely wouldn’t say “hello” to Alex

    • @MrGreenDay1987
      @MrGreenDay1987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I often ask "How would Rhod violate Alex with this task?"

    • @LawTaranis
      @LawTaranis 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He would point to the circles in his eyes.

  • @dlweiss
    @dlweiss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I'll be honest, for the egg challenge, I would've gone the comedy route and made a little joint out of paper, drawn a super-stoned face on the egg (using the markers, of course), and then proudly declared that my egg was EXTREMELY high.

    • @jondw
      @jondw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      a channel I watch did their own little legally distinct version of the show and did this challenge and that is almost exactly what one person did(he knew about a tower nearby but had already used it for two previous challenges and just didn't feel like climbing the hill to it again)

    • @Damonistique
      @Damonistique 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      my first thought lmao

    • @e.d.1642
      @e.d.1642 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I don't know who you are but I want you on the show now

  • @madness486
    @madness486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Thought Frank was gonna say "I brought in my small child"

  • @alexh0l0han19
    @alexh0l0han19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Josh getting disqualified for the milk put in first is the best and most British thing I've ever seen.
    And something that I (an Irishman) can totally agree with

  • @sfshinz
    @sfshinz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    My top five Taskmaster lines:
    5. Bob Mortimer, et al ”Rosalind’s a fucking night mare!”
    4. Alice Levine “The geezer went, and he knows!”
    3. Ramesh Ranganathan “There was no box, Mate!”
    2. Joe Wilkinson “There’s strength in arches.”
    1. Paul Chowdhry “Bastard’s crying, innit.”

    • @lokephoenix1039
      @lokephoenix1039 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Oh just open the box, you pussy”

  • @peteisfanatic
    @peteisfanatic 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The music change when Frank’s egg broke, the editors really know they’re doing, hats off to them

  • @TwoWholeWorms
    @TwoWholeWorms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Even at the end of the show, I'm still laughing at "You think a mug is a wheelbarrow?" "No, I think it's someone who couldn't find a box in a house" xD

  • @yangchen2410
    @yangchen2410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Frank is so effortlessly witty. Love him

  • @danielrose8305
    @danielrose8305 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    0:55 - Frank Skinner awareded an OBE in 2023. He nailed it.

    • @ciphergoth
      @ciphergoth 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      An MBE I think?

  • @joostschook8835
    @joostschook8835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The reaction on that tattoo is so amazingly genuine. I love this part so much.

  • @SeventhEve
    @SeventhEve 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    The fact that Tim Key came in 3rd in that drawing task is baffling.

  • @trixiedoll4177
    @trixiedoll4177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I live for Alex' side glances at the camera during the tasks. Just...sublime.

  • @PlatNimART
    @PlatNimART 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    I'm an American who hadn't ever even heard of this show, but it was randomly recommended to me and now I am here for it.

    • @fatherfigure6023
      @fatherfigure6023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TeaTimeWithLea I’m the exact same and my life has been changed

    • @Coleaubo
      @Coleaubo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Have you seen Would I Lie to You? It’s another good one. Some of the same players.

    • @JustCallMeLoathesome
      @JustCallMeLoathesome 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amen. Same here. Everything stops at my house when I discover a new episode has been put up on TH-cam.

    • @SekaiNoGaijin
      @SekaiNoGaijin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why are Americans announcing everywhere where they are from? No other nationaility does this. I just don’t see the point.

    • @ravenkroft
      @ravenkroft 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SekaiNoGaijin don't worry, its not just the americans. filipinos do the same as well! 🤣

  • @jaredt.murphy8257
    @jaredt.murphy8257 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Three episodes into the show and someone got a tattoo for a single task, and someone else put their wedding ring up for grabs. As an American, this show is an utter delight. There is nothing more soothing for us uptight asshats than seeing people who can laugh at themselves. Bravo Alex Horne

  • @matejpevc2616
    @matejpevc2616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    Tie braker was totally unfair, because second person shouldn't hear first persons answer.

    • @PistolShrimpPimp
      @PistolShrimpPimp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      I think as per rules... they don't give a fuck

    • @danatronics9039
      @danatronics9039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yeah at that point it's either higher or lower so you've got a 50/50.

    • @ivanadriazola1991
      @ivanadriazola1991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Well to be completely fair, its imposible to be fair, one is a math teacher, also "math teachers" answer was ridiculously small, i didnt get the exact amount, not even close, but oh man when he answered i knew he blew it

    • @matejpevc2616
      @matejpevc2616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@danatronics9039 you mixed up possibilities with probabilities

    • @greenfox1991
      @greenfox1991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      They could try
      60 * 25 * 400 * number of years = 600000 * 60 years = 3600000
      you dont need to aim for the same number, but just the number of order
      in general you could do
      100 (minutes in hours, rounded) * 10 (hours in days, rounded) * 500 (days in years, rounded to 500) * 100 (60 years rounded to 100) = 50.000.000
      In engineer this method is usually used to guess if you are near to do a reasonable mistake or an HUGE mistake. With that you can be accurate in the order of the 50%

  • @DangStank
    @DangStank 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    After everything he did to make the wheel barrow into a mug, I would have counted it. But at the same time, he definetly cheated at the tie breaker

  • @crstfrdrnt
    @crstfrdrnt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The amount of chaos in this series is so underrated! It's no wonder they renewed it, and it became such a hit!

  • @Smurphmurph
    @Smurphmurph 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "You gotta speculate to accumulate" is such a British way to communicate that idea.

  • @DF-je3lz
    @DF-je3lz ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Imagine being out in public and you see a man in a red track suit and tie, with a clear umbrella and balloons attached to it…running in circles during a thunderstorm 😂😂

  • @weirdperson5675
    @weirdperson5675 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I was so hopeing that Romash's present would be a framed picture of his drawing from the last task

    • @LoDega
      @LoDega 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same.

  • @MichelleLalindeNoack
    @MichelleLalindeNoack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I've seen this seasons so many times and only now do I clock that Tim Key is wearing A TIE under his tracksuit. I don't know exactly why, but it is hilarious.

  • @diytricks3132
    @diytricks3132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Tim is the creative one
    Frank is damn sweet
    Ramesh/romesh always tries so hard; i mean not always
    Josh is like perfect combo of luck and brains
    And roisin be like : leave the task have fun

    • @babyyaga2201
      @babyyaga2201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Disagree with this list

  • @Bbfishman
    @Bbfishman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    this really is an awesome concept for a show...so cool to see the way these different minds approach these crazy tasks. wish they did an american version, but i dont really think it would work as well as this does

    • @cowabunghole
      @cowabunghole 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      They did make an American version, but I think your comment illustrates how well it was received.

    • @Bbfishman
      @Bbfishman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cowabunghole hahaha oh great...was it also just called Taskmasters?

    • @Bbfishman
      @Bbfishman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@cowabunghole i just watched a clip when they had them order pizza on the american version, and its no wonder it wasnt received well...they chose terrible comedians to participate who were not as clever and cunning as the people in this version. pretty disappointing because there are plenty of entertaining and clever comedians in the US who would probably be great for this show, but i guess its a hard sell to get them on since it has no track record in the US. Guess ill be watching every episode of this version lol

    • @eggsrsweet
      @eggsrsweet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Bbfishman Haven't seen the American version but yeah, I would pay to see this done with people like Bill Burr, Tom Segura, Chris D'elia, Bert Kreischer, etc.

    • @Bbfishman
      @Bbfishman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@eggsrsweet yeah that would be awesome....solid cast you named there. Ive never heard of the people in the one clip i watched of the american version

  • @sanaehagino4060
    @sanaehagino4060 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    doing a little rewatch and I love how because Roisin and Greg are good friends, her intros are always very specific and personal

  • @unhombreviejoconalas
    @unhombreviejoconalas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    Oh c'mon, Romesh drawing was the best

    • @Haris6131
      @Haris6131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      maybe, but not the best for taskmaster which was the goal

    • @Lina-ws3by
      @Lina-ws3by 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      no way, that first flower was insane.

    • @gaygoc
      @gaygoc 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      literally

    • @MBeck1051
      @MBeck1051 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What app did they use to make the gps picture.

  • @Ramonerdna
    @Ramonerdna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The Nose bop moment between Romesh and Task Master was absolutely precious

  • @studiocelestedesign
    @studiocelestedesign 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Dying at Josh being adamant that the wheelbarrow was still a mug after he pads the inside with a blue tarp.

  • @PaolaEnergya
    @PaolaEnergya 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Re-watching this series made me realise this group had great chemistry - each series is so different and lately you could see the teams didn't gel much

    • @caitthecat
      @caitthecat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Haven't you seen the last series? David and Jo were so chummy.

  • @elza_jay
    @elza_jay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Josh's dads book goes for over 300 USD on Amazon

    • @ramona6644
      @ramona6644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I found it for £50. How can that be?

    • @elza_jay
      @elza_jay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@ramona6644 maybe it's because I'm American? There were only three sellers and they all were $300 or more
      Edit: I just checked again and there are four sellers, one new and the rest used, but they all go for between 299.99USD and 364.99USD not including shipping lol

    • @Taeerom
      @Taeerom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@elza_jay Those are books not really for sale. They are just in some bookstores catalogue, and if someone actually want one, they will figure out a way to get it to you for an insane price. There are quite a few rare/niche books that are priced really high, despite never really selling or being worth that much.

    • @ddebenedictis
      @ddebenedictis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      One copy on ebay, offered for about $30 (book is 2, shipping from Great Britain is 28). Currently zero bids, bidding closes in 3 hours.

    • @KMcNally117
      @KMcNally117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Advertising at it's finest

  • @katharina...
    @katharina... 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Alex's glances are my favourite things in the whole world! :D

  • @nickgroom2195
    @nickgroom2195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    21:37 I love that you can hear Josh laughing on top of the audience.

  • @RighteousWeevil
    @RighteousWeevil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I love the look on Ramesh's face when Greg changes who has to guess first

    • @RavenMobile
      @RavenMobile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That was the meanest thing Greg did to him all episode, and it was on the final tie-breaker for his wedding ring, too!

    • @iambicpentakill971
      @iambicpentakill971 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Terrible task because it wasn't blind, but very funny moment

  • @saxumbonum
    @saxumbonum 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I am devastated that the dictionary took last place despite being literally extremely meaningful!!

  • @deecee1106
    @deecee1106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Tim whinging "I was doing mine in a storm" gets me every time. :-)

  • @Aamiller312
    @Aamiller312 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    And in January of 2023, Frank Skinner was awarded his OBE. What timing for me to finally watch this video!

  • @milantiquestudios7460
    @milantiquestudios7460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    the best part of this show is that its all done out of this little house

    • @scf7334
      @scf7334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Was that football field inside the little house?

    • @milantiquestudios7460
      @milantiquestudios7460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@scf7334 yes. movie magic

    • @akaka6377
      @akaka6377 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@milantiquestudios7460 tf you on about. The football field was a football field...

    • @milantiquestudios7460
      @milantiquestudios7460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@akaka6377 nah nah homie. It was a miniature and they used a green screen and movie magic to make it look life sized. Like in the old days where they made miniatures of whole towns.
      Trust

    • @akaka6377
      @akaka6377 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@milantiquestudios7460 sources?

  • @wolfamongsheeple9719
    @wolfamongsheeple9719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This show is the best thing ever- never laughed so hard on any other programme! Why did TH-cam wait 5 years to recommend this??!

  • @trishgift7959
    @trishgift7959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    During the drawing exercise, why did no one draw the soccer field? Just walk the lines...

    • @lverac
      @lverac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Greg hates soccer, doesn't he?

    • @unhombreviejoconalas
      @unhombreviejoconalas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@lverac as well he should

    • @Mine4062
      @Mine4062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Even if not the field, at least use the outline. Ramesh should've drawn a box.

    • @massivmojo
      @massivmojo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I was hoping someone would draw a willy

    • @insolentish4529
      @insolentish4529 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why would they though???

  • @untexan
    @untexan ปีที่แล้ว +7

    9:31 This is when Taskmaster pretty much guaranteed it would be on the air for a long, long time

  • @catheriner999
    @catheriner999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    0:58 Oh no, the youtube auto-subs interpreted Frank's name as "Mr. Frank go", got Josh's name RIGHT, then Rosh's name as "wrong chincana team", Tim Key as "chunky", and Romesh as "wrong in a firm voice". 😂

  • @poeiabird
    @poeiabird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    If Greg hadn't said "okay" when Josh asked to go second in the tie-breaker, Romesh would have won and kept his wedding ring.

    • @bobothn
      @bobothn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Josh gave him the ring back after a few months of playing with it.

  • @HelenaAndWhatever
    @HelenaAndWhatever ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I know that Josh getting a tattoo is iconic, but I think a close second is Greg going 'uh oh' to Josh after opening up Roisin's present

  • @theyearsburn1
    @theyearsburn1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    If only Romesh and Josh had recalled "Seasons of Love" from Rent...

    • @robburgess4556
      @robburgess4556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's what I was thinking as well 🤘

    • @Umbra451
      @Umbra451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      For the record, 150k minutes is just about 3.4 months

    • @Skwerll
      @Skwerll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I guessed 30 million using this song as my reference. Got pretty close

    • @Xanderqwerty123
      @Xanderqwerty123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      525600

  • @aamry
    @aamry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I laughed so hard at this episode I started choking. God I love Taskmaster, it's great to have the first seasons available on TH-cam

  • @g.l.3092
    @g.l.3092 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The most meaningful thing should have been the Dictionary...because nothing is more meaningful than the one book that's known for literally being FULL OF MEANINGS!

  • @zyaicob
    @zyaicob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The little roasts of Roisin at the beginning of each episode are lovely

  • @laurenjcoates
    @laurenjcoates 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    32:30 I would’ve used the pens to draw on it and make it look like it’s smoking a blunt

    • @just_caitlin
      @just_caitlin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's exactly what I was thinking! 🤣

    • @isforyourbusiness5688
      @isforyourbusiness5688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought either paint a leaf on it or stack half the paper in top of four of the pens standing upright...

    • @sometimessnarky1642
      @sometimessnarky1642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Right? Why else pens and paper in the task?

  • @socogremlin
    @socogremlin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Its so nice to see the American in lil Alex Horne come out. 2.4 dogs is a great unit of measurement, we love using everything but metric.

  • @ov3rkill
    @ov3rkill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Looking at the balloons, reminds me of Tree Wizard. 😂🤣

  • @sankai91
    @sankai91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    very funny show and I love it
    I'm just really, really disappointed that the tiebreak question was so unfair. As if it would have been so difficult to get two sheets of paper for them to write down their answer, instead of making one going first and giving a 50:50 chance to the other......

    • @ShaunDreclin
      @ShaunDreclin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I mean if you think about it, that means they both had a 50:50 chance of winning.

    • @sankai91
      @sankai91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@ShaunDreclin kind of true, yet Josh cleary has the advantage here, as he knows Romeshs answer..

    • @mauia88
      @mauia88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      OGSankai Romesh was a math teacher though and didn’t even try to think of an answer. He guessed insanely low.

    • @singenstattatmen5096
      @singenstattatmen5096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This show has never been about being fair.

    • @sankai91
      @sankai91 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@the_luggage someone's missing the point and taking it too lightly *shrug*

  • @varanchio
    @varanchio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Thanks for this channel, and just making this brilliant show :) 💙

  • @fh9061
    @fh9061 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Playing the sims and watching taskmaster. Best summer ever.

  • @ditkind1340
    @ditkind1340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    3:59. *“Don’t hit her!”*
    Oh god.. 😂

  • @stevenlerner5515
    @stevenlerner5515 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    thank you for putting these on youtube for all of us to enjoy. i hate shows that go behind paywalls.... ill watch all the ads you want. i love these :)
    thanks for the entertainment and excited for all the seasons

  • @timobeugelink2527
    @timobeugelink2527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Tbh they shouldve just stood on the table and held the egg on top of their head

    • @mel9588
      @mel9588 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The task said to use only the things currently on the table

    • @timobeugelink2527
      @timobeugelink2527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mel9588 the table is sort of part of that equation right?

    • @mel9588
      @mel9588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@timobeugelink2527 the way I interpret it is that the contestants themselves can't be part of the final height measured because they are not one of the things on the table lol

    • @timobeugelink2527
      @timobeugelink2527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@mel9588 wait but with that logic using your own arm to throw the egg in the air would be banned too right?

    • @ThisStuffIsFree
      @ThisStuffIsFree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Roof

  • @ninjakannon
    @ninjakannon 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Romesh was robbed for 4th place for such an incredible gift. If Greg doesn't have that up in his house, I'd be amazed!

  • @azarath886
    @azarath886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    This show is the funniest shit I've ever had recommended

  • @Wartooth557
    @Wartooth557 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Frank's "It didn't work out" whilst cradling his fallen egg is perhaps the most heartbreaking thing I've heard

  • @pedroviniciuspreiswelter4710
    @pedroviniciuspreiswelter4710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I can't pinpoint what, but there's something about Greg Davies' humour that I really like.

    • @WonderLady
      @WonderLady 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His sincerity?

  • @MissBeeBonnet
    @MissBeeBonnet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Awwww, I hope Greg Jr. the Mouse found a good home somewhere, poor guy X,D

  • @n16161
    @n16161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I am now addicted to this show

  • @ronwevsleys
    @ronwevsleys ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Favorite highlights
    9:32 someone will take the 45 mins realizing its better if its wet 🍵
    12:45 Box!
    30:32 AWHHH...... oh oh (tattoo + mouse)
    37:52 poor frank :(
    42:54 : "okay"