I love the certainty of after someone says "I can't just X (because it would be insane)" they will cut to another contestant doing said insane thing with no success whatsoever
What's crazy is Lucy Never Figuring Anything Out in Series 15 ot 16, I forgot which No wonder Jon Left Her, She's Dumb as a Rock! It's not an act, She Is Dumb! Trying to cover up ignorance with outlandish stories doesn't work long Unbelievable & shockingly Dumbness shows Greg tried to overlook it & finally gave up. Jon Richardson gladly& quickly gave $1.6 Million To Get Away, he's super smart on cats countdown!! She won't make a career without him She's just Dumb, lol & said on one task oh I'm An! Actress! She couldn't fool a kid! Greg was Shocked for a bit, but then said oh ofcourse soon on! Now his friends understand.
You can imagine a whole story in your mind. For some unholy reason he was looking for a duck in the first place and found they were all too big. "Wait, really?" He searches all consumer shops, high and low. He is *actively* rebuffed, told he is a fool, he is an idiot, even by salesmen who would happily take his quid if they could.
i love how he insists "i'm not bad at this" as though he was having an off day and every other time he's played duck sock treadmill catch he's been great at it
I feel like so, SO many tasks could be done effectively and creatively if they had access to duct tape, I can’t believe none of them have ever asked for it, I’m pretty sure it’s everyone’s go-to solution for…everything. Well, that and Krazy glue. 🤣
I think the disqualification on Russell and Alice actually wasn't correct. He didn't actually leave the carpet, he kept one of his feet on it and the rules didn't say you couldn't touch anything else just couldn't leave and technically he didn't. Also crazy not to just throw one of the ducks at it.
She was annoying. But that doesn't make you wrong, I'll concede cute...even good natured. Besides we all know the cutest TM contestants were Johnny Vegas and Sara Millican. Who annoyed you the most (don't say me)
She is vegan, she said so on the show... never met a vegan without problems upstairs, it's pretty well reported it is bad for your brain functionality.
The ducks were clearly from Scotland … yes because the umbrella was tartan .. yes that makes sense 🤔 kills me each time how accepted these explanations are haha
Alex running around a tree holding a bicycle with a basket full of ducks while Judi Love wanders into the distance is unironically the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Have i ever told you my definition of insanity? Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expect that Ed Gamble will get a different result. :D Or as David Baddiel once put it... "Egg is furious, Egg is boiling"
Wow! After binge watching 15 Series the last few months I never noticed how obsessed they are with ducks!!!!! 🦆 But I guess that’s the awareness I get when TM puts all their - wait for it - their DUCKS (tasks) in a row 😂
couldnt they have asked alex to put the duck in the pond? if they wanted some extra insurance against greg splitting hairs, maybe they couldve done a t minus count down before he ran
I just watched a 3 1/2 hr stream with maybe 4 Ads in it, totally digestible. Then I watch a professional broadcast company put an Ad in every 3 minutes on an hour video with footage that has already been released and I have actually watched? Sick! I really tried but had to shut it off out of frustration!
@@elemkay5104 Thank you for this. I use ABP but it is hit and miss. I read this and thought what the heck, internet people can be pretty savvy. Installed it and fixed everything and more!
I wonder if they would have been allowed to run a string around the statue by the pond and tie the duck to an end of it to just pull the duck from the back into the pond.
For first one my immeadiate thought was throw it to Alex and get him to go down and put it in the pond. As soon as I saw the duck in the lawst one I was thinking does it deflate. If so pull the plug thn worry about the task.
The duck was not in the pond by Kelly. The rolling thing was in the pond. The same logic as Jenny Eclair was not sitting on the jelly. I can't believe nobody pointed that out.
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I love the certainty of after someone says "I can't just X (because it would be insane)" they will cut to another contestant doing said insane thing with no success whatsoever
"You may not move the rope or the POND" the amount of stipulations they have to make thanks to their creative contestants.
I'm guessing that largely comes from Rhod stewart who moved a hole by digging around it and then putting that dirt somewhere else
@@dancer1038 That was Rhod Gilbert-I don't think Rod Stewart's been on the show yet 😂
And that’s why lawyers exist
@@rynabunsseason 3. He sang 'you vale it well' on one of the episodes.
What's crazy is Lucy Never Figuring Anything Out in Series 15 ot 16, I forgot which
No wonder Jon Left Her, She's Dumb as a Rock! It's not an act, She Is Dumb! Trying to cover up ignorance with outlandish stories doesn't work long
Unbelievable & shockingly Dumbness shows
Greg tried to overlook it & finally gave up. Jon Richardson gladly& quickly gave $1.6 Million To Get Away, he's super smart on cats countdown!! She won't make a career without him
She's just Dumb, lol & said on one task oh I'm An! Actress! She couldn't fool a kid! Greg was Shocked for a bit, but then said oh ofcourse soon on! Now his friends understand.
Judi just wondering in a field calling Alex‘s name and then saying “Alex always helps“ killed me
*wandering
Both wandering and wondering into a field
The seriousness in which John is adamant you cant buy ducks that small is one of the most underrated taskmaster moments of all
Rarely have I seen all the others lose it like that - everyone cracked! Absolutely brilliant!
Funnily enough, there is a shop on Charing Cross road that sells nothing but rubber ducks.
You can imagine a whole story in your mind. For some unholy reason he was looking for a duck in the first place and found they were all too big. "Wait, really?" He searches all consumer shops, high and low. He is *actively* rebuffed, told he is a fool, he is an idiot, even by salesmen who would happily take his quid if they could.
i love how he insists "i'm not bad at this" as though he was having an off day and every other time he's played duck sock treadmill catch he's been great at it
I liked that someone found a bonus duck.
I am pretty sure the duck is still haunting Ed, despite being buried in two places.
There are 2 entities haunting him now, rather than one.
@nordlyselsker
Tonight, on a special Ghosthunters UK....
What duck?
@@jukahri buggerim shrimp
@@brianm6337 Ghostduckers*
Alex definitely had a hard time holding his tongue when Greg said 4 sets of arms 😂
I swear there must be a part of the contract that states the contestants cannot know how to use tape.
Union rules: only gaffers can use the gaffer tape
9:23 bruv.
I've seen ridiculous amounts of gaffer tape used in some of the series. 😅 ❤
I feel like so, SO many tasks could be done effectively and creatively if they had access to duct tape, I can’t believe none of them have ever asked for it, I’m pretty sure it’s everyone’s go-to solution for…everything. Well, that and Krazy glue. 🤣
@@Miss_CamelI've always said if I go on it I'm going to hide vast amounts of duct tape on increasingly comedic parts of me
honestly kiell's little duck scene was so pure i could watch it a thousand times and never get tired
Took me until 13:52 to realise this was a duck-themed video
Took me till 14 minutes and THEN reading your comment to realize its duck themed for duck sake
Took me until 45:00. And I had to read your comment first
This is duck themed video?!?
I got to 28 minutes. Went "Whait a minute". Looked at comments and saw you
"Best Duck Tasks" is in the title, so you might have possibly been able to read it 😀
This is nice seeing them mixed like this - keeps it fresh like the very first time
I love that this ridiculous show exists.
there's a kiwi version of it too 😅
It never fails to cheer me up.
1:00 he really does look like Lenin 😂
I think the disqualification on Russell and Alice actually wasn't correct. He didn't actually leave the carpet, he kept one of his feet on it and the rules didn't say you couldn't touch anything else just couldn't leave and technically he didn't. Also crazy not to just throw one of the ducks at it.
Alex's moment with Judy was truly running out of spite haha
tbh judy's entire performance on this show seems like some sort of stereotype
@@MrRyanroberson1You should ponder on that some more
Makes it seem that Alex and Greg are obsessed with ducks. However it only shows the best bits so there is definitly more footage of rubber ducks xD
The dad in the duck kidnapping was secretly Fern Brady and no one can convince me otherwise, I could 100% imagine her getting doing that
Bridgette Christie is so darn cute as the gunslinger
She was annoying. But that doesn't make you wrong, I'll concede cute...even good natured. Besides we all know the cutest TM contestants were Johnny Vegas and Sara Millican. Who annoyed you the most (don't say me)
@@sameaster5150Me.
I’ve fowl-en in love with this show, it quacks me up 😂
Lucy Beaumont keeps flummoxing Greg and Alex with the things she says.
She is vegan, she said so on the show... never met a vegan without problems upstairs, it's pretty well reported it is bad for your brain functionality.
I spy Phil's "confusing little box"
this was where I fell in love with Ed. 🤩 The duck thing.. the obsession.. the tenacity..
40:30 the funniest Task I've ever watched. Cant stop laughing at John😂
1:07:56 Alex: Well actually it's two sets of two... nah just let it got
The music during Ed's attempt from 1:35 is very South Park sounding (the original Primus version of the theme, not the subsequent remixes)
The ducks were clearly from Scotland … yes because the umbrella was tartan .. yes that makes sense 🤔 kills me each time how accepted these explanations are haha
Alex running around a tree holding a bicycle with a basket full of ducks while Judi Love wanders into the distance is unironically the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Have i ever told you my definition of insanity? Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expect that Ed Gamble will get a different result. :D
Or as David Baddiel once put it... "Egg is furious, Egg is boiling"
if russell’s other foot stayed on, i think they were cheated.
the rules said stay on, not every bit of you must stay on 29:40
Up until you brought out the third chicken, I was under the impression you played a character on Father Ted.
the "i do everything for him" literally came from that mans soul i fucking love it
Morello looked like he wasn't sure if it was a hostage situation.
Note to self: Don't attempt to drink tea while Russell hops to defeat. Tea doesn't taste really good in the nose!
How on Earth does a comedian miss the obvious 'these ducks were ab-duck-ted' joke after abducting said ducks?
I suspect it’s because they are genuinely funny, and that statement is not at all funny. But that’s just a theory
Munya did but it took until season 14
It's because they're comedians they didn't say it.. ;)
"I think my legs are actually arms without fingers."
44:52 this conversation sounds like the Soup Store Conversation.
should have been called tasks that drove our contestants quackers
Wow! After binge watching 15 Series the last few months I never noticed how obsessed they are with ducks!!!!! 🦆 But I guess that’s the awareness I get when TM puts all their - wait for it - their DUCKS (tasks) in a row 😂
Anyone ever remember the singer called something like Jamilia? She was great on panel shows, would love to see her on this, and Claudia Winkleman too
Winkleman is always great, she was in the 2nd New Year's special.
That's Richard Herring! What color is he?
Red
Human, he's human colored. 😂
28:00 Why 1, 2, up, and not up, up, up? You'd get there 3 times faster! 😁
Gamble is such a great contestant. If he can’t make it successful he’ll definitely make it funny. 😂
Didnt expect to see Ricki Gervais on the show
19:39 well of course they stole his bike...
Lolly was so innocent and sweet during the tasks..
“If we can move the ducks closer…”
couldnt they have asked alex to put the duck in the pond? if they wanted some extra insurance against greg splitting hairs, maybe they couldve done a t minus count down before he ran
Ed…truly appreciate your effort
Chris Ramsey. My hero 😂😂
That's Ardal
Desky was great with the ducks.
Eds duck river went suprisingly well at the start
Lisa looks pretty good with a goatee, lol
In the words of Sean Lock. "That's a challenging wank!"
1:00:54 the chicken winks 😲🤣
What season is this is the first task from?
First full task (get the duck into the pond) was from Champion of Champions 2.
Captain, which season is this?
I just watched a 3 1/2 hr stream with maybe 4 Ads in it, totally digestible. Then I watch a professional broadcast company put an Ad in every 3 minutes on an hour video with footage that has already been released and I have actually watched? Sick! I really tried but had to shut it off out of frustration!
uBlock browser extension is your friend.
@@elemkay5104 Thank you for this. I use ABP but it is hit and miss. I read this and thought what the heck, internet people can be pretty savvy. Installed it and fixed everything and more!
Drawfee does 2 hour streams... One ad, at the hour mark. That's it.
Okay
did no one notice her walking forwards at 15:48 after the bell rang?
Is Noel's middle name really Gregory or was that a reference to old greg? One internet result says it is but none of others mention it
Judy love is making me question my sexuality.
I just love her! Which way is she bending it? Toward her or away?
40:43 terminator music!
44:04 what's with the censorship?
I have just realized that the last task did not in fact say that the course had to remain unchanged…
For the last one (big inflatable duck) why didn't anyone DEFLATE IT?
1:06:42 what is going on with the sky in this scene?
I was just wondering the same thing
I love Mel so much😂❤
Make the umbrella into a seat for Alex.
No Noel, they don't think you're their leader. They think you're an avian personification of death. Or 'The Death of Ducks'.
QUACK
This episode is ducking crazy. 😋
It does look like Lenin.
50:52
That's some naughty stuff
Don't move the rope or the pond, but they could've walked around the rope couldn't they? That's one way to interpret the instructions
I wonder if they would have been allowed to run a string around the statue by the pond and tie the duck to an end of it to just pull the duck from the back into the pond.
You pretty much nailed it, Lou Sanders did exactly that and she won with like 15 minutes
With how far Lou got by throwing it. I wonder if ed could not have made it with a good throw
Please have James Veitch on the show and give him a duck task
If I was the. I would have placed the duck in the water cause the rules were launch not place 😂😂😂
And he didn't even need Baddiel for it.
Soooo, the duck was absolutely not in the pond for Carrie. The wood thing was, the duck was not. If I was the taskmaster she'd have gotten 0 points.
For first one my immeadiate thought was throw it to Alex and get him to go down and put it in the pond.
As soon as I saw the duck in the lawst one I was thinking does it deflate. If so pull the plug thn worry about the task.
Why does Lisa have a beard?
Ahh good, at last.
Surely he looks like Glenin?
someone really fucked up with the title of this video
1:04:36 laughed out loud at this
John is possibly the most unathletic man to ever be on this show
It’s incredible how he couldn’t catch the ducks fast enough
what's the story with the bearded woman ?
bearded ladies look so much better without their beards
Wowow good😊
The duck was not in the pond by Kelly. The rolling thing was in the pond. The same logic as Jenny Eclair was not sitting on the jelly. I can't believe nobody pointed that out.
I’m an odd man.
Where’s Ed Gamble?
The giant bobbin was in the pond but that duck was above the pond not in it
Ducks dont drink milk...
Is that an actual beard on that lady?
It's a fake beard, looks really real tho made me look twice 😂
Don't bother with this one, it's audibly annoyingly censored.
Advice to task master..... stop using phrase nervous breakdown
If Judy is doing some deep character work, she needs a different character. If that's how she actually is, saints preserve us.
Do they run a test in order to find contestants? Lowest scores win? Because.... man. I've seen fish with more smarts.
Judy Love is just an awful person on this show.
Ed was childish and a punk.
What's that beard... Horrible