Make sure you comment! Like! What movie should we rewatch next week?! Make sure that it ties into something and that it’s something that a lot of people would want to watch. If it is smaller movies or niche movies, we can try them for Patreon
Suggestions for a rewatch next week: Ex Machina or Annihilation for the release of Alex Garlands new film Men? Toy Story in prep for Lightyear? Get Out in prep for Nope? (Might be too early, but I’d love to get Get Out and Us rewatches before Nope)
One part that people often miss that I find hilariously stupid: The paleo-veterinarian who, upon being brought to an injured dinosaur, says, "I never thought I'd see a real one." So...she somehow went through the schooling entirely without ever being in the same room as a live dinosaur?
@@TheKristianHarloff I actually have something to say about this. I really don’t think people that are full hate-train on the movie felt motivated enough to pay attention to some of the details like this. In that characters first scene they explicitly have her say on the phone to someone that “some people can’t afford to blow their life savings” on visiting the park. This to me is a subtle direct reference toward the scene from JP where Hammond cuts the lawyer off when he’s throwing out absurd numbers, saying his vision is that anyone should be able to visit. This is a commentary to me on Walt Disney and his intentions, which was that anyone could visit Disneyland and afford to. Well, look what happened post that man’s death. No one except the upper middle class and above can comfortably afford to take their family to these parks. The clear implication is that Jurassic World followed the same path, and destroyed itself before everyone had the opportunity to afford the experience. I work custodial at Magic Kingdom down here in Florida. I can assure you that most of the visitors are reasonably well off guests with the exception of families that have probably been saving for eons to afford to not only visit, but stay on property. It completely rings true to me that she didn’t get the chance to go before the park destroyed itself in the short time it operated and I thought this was a true to life criticism of these corporations that have now even started to charge guests for individual “lighting lane” fast passes when this was included, for decades, in the 120+ per person park admission. Anyway, I personally dig the third act a lot because I adore the gothic horror mood that Bayona and Giacchino brought to this. I couldn’t love his Indo-raptor theme anymore than I already do. It pumps images of classic universal movie monsters through the mind, complete with giving the creature a Wolf Man howling in front of the moon shot to it. I love that stuff. I just don’t have this block in me that stops me from enjoying a completely different story and style than what we got in the original; I never even felt the raptors themselves in JP were treated any less as “movie monsters” than what we got here with the exception of the goofy smile moment.
Honestly would love a conversation from Coy and Winston, about the rise and fall of The CW. That includes conversations about the CW superhero shows and watching the fan base go from in love and talking about the shows weekly to now Discovery coming in and axing almost everything. Many people actually found out about the schmoedown and you from afterbuzz which used to always talk about all of these shows. You could even bring Roxy in because she used to watch everything.
@@GalaxyGeeks yeah. I remember. U remember DC movie news? Those were the days and Marvel Movie news also. What CW DC show or shows did you like? Personally, for me? Arrow. Arrow was and is still my all time favourite DC show especially season 1. Becuase of that show, Green Arrow is now my all time favourite DC hero and now I love Archery 😂😂.Seasons 2, 5 and 8 were great but 1 stand out on top. Second would have to be black lightning, that was dope as well, wasn't that bad.
@@TheKristianHarloff hahaha the channel that the flash was on. I will say Kristian as just a show you should check out Superman and Lois. It’s a show that you would really connect to :)
Initially I thought the dinosaurs were underpriced but after Tiger King came out and I found out you can get a full grown tiger for like $1500, maybe not. Also I love how James Cromwell doesn’t notice that a dinosaur auction is happening in his basement. Like he didn’t wanna know why there were a bunch of tractor trailers and black Escalades in the driveway? Idk this movie man…
Loved this video. Your content has been on point great job. Also question do you guys rewatch the movie together in person or a watch part online or just each on their own?
The biggest problem with this movie, the one that personally insults me, is one that no one talks about. Two main characters wear glasses. Both lose their glasses over the course of the movie, and have absolutely no reaction or any problems with it. I've worn glasses for 28 out of my nearly 32 years of life. I can tell you with certainty, I could be chased by a dinosaur, chased by lava and volcano smoke, go over a cliff in a Gyrosphere and into the ocean, nearly drown, and I would freak out more because I lost my glasses in the ocean than I would for anything previous. But Justice Smith's character doesn't even realize he lost his glasses. And if that was the only offender, than maybe it wouldn't be an issue. But the dinosaur vet disappears from the action for a good chunk of the movie, and when she finally shows up again, her glasses are gone with no explanation why. It makes me angry, and it's why I hate this movie.
Other than making the Dino's in the first place, the single dumbest decision in the franchise is the girl letting the dino's out at the end....And the writers knew it to... which is why it was a little girl who did it....because they knew any of their other grown up characters couldn't carry the heat of that choice.....A choice that just got tons of innocent people brutally murdered.
All valid points, this movie has a lot of problems and that is an understatement. The themes didn't work - the clone girl is to push the idea there's a parallel between her and the dino's and if they need to die then should she? And then it comes to a head in the end where she decides the dino's should live and who can argue with her cause she's the same thing ? which is what leads Pratt to being okay with the Dino's being let go- blah blah blah- it doesn't work and they never commit to it completely and all the characters are dumb. However, I really don't mind watching dinosaur's eat stupid people cause they deserve it at that point. I liked that Bayona tried to make a "House-Of-Horrors" with dino's and it's fun in that aspect even though none of it works and the characters are too lame.
Love love love your strategy for dealing with spam comments. Going back to read them now. Hehehehe. Also...that Steve Austin bit with Kristian and Winston....comedy gold. 🔥🔥
My only problem with Dominion (without having seen it) is that the movie plot isn’t about the fallout of Owen and Claire’s actions, and the fallout of the Dinos being loose and destroying the ecosystem, and leading to the extinction of humans.
I remember when this movie dropped, a colleague of mine said “If you cried when SpiderMan died in Infinity War, you’ll cry during a major death scene in Jurassic World 2. It TRUMPS Infinity War’s deaths.”. His gf agreed……. Maybe they were trolling me, but I seriously just wanted to fight him after watching this flick. I won’t say F this movie, but it’s still a bit of a tough watch. It is what it is lol. As usual, loving these rewatches and deep dives!
@@TheKristianHarloff The brachiosaurus (same one from the first JP) as isla nublar gets owned by the eruption..... Like... I guess it was sad, but c'mon now....
I said this in the chat and it might be too late but a rewatch of The Evil Dead would be cool with it being Sam Raimi's first movie. Just throwing that out there. I watched it for the first time the other day and was surprised how well it held up being a 41 year old supernatural horror movie. Not saying there aren't others like it just saying it surprised me with it's enjoyability. Plus, given JP Fallen Kingdom is a dog shit excuse for a monster movie The Evil Dead (kind of) fits in with it.
I had so much hope for this movie. I think I was banking on more Goldbloom. Was ready to buy a 'save the dinosaurs' shirt. Fell asleep the first 2 times I attempted to watch it. Best thing about this movie is bagging on it, so this video was entertaining
This episode was dope. 8:54 had me dying. I used to eat Tuna/Mac N cheese all the time. It tastes like improvised tuna noodle casserole. I like it 🤷♂️.
I don’t love this movie by any means but I appreciate them trying to do something different with it. The monster movie angle was smart but the execution of it was kinda terrible. Opening scene is one of my favorites in the franchise. At the end of the day this was just a bridge to get to the big finale with dinosaurs roaming the earth that CT has been wanting to make from the beginning.
I am writing this before i saw the whole video but I really hope you guys mention Chris Platt’s facial reaction to Bryce Dallas Howard when they were locked up. The face that he made to her when she said something like “its amazing when you first see them” was just amazing. It’s like are you freaking serious right now.
My son (who's 6) loves dinosaurs to the point of obsession and even he won't re-watch this movie. JP 1 and JW 1 he'll watch on a loop, JP 2 & 3 he'll watch occasionally but this one, nope not interested at all. You know it's bad when even he doesn't like it.
I really felt the series was running low on creative gas with this movie. Outside the cool opening and the idea which sets up the next move, there's nothing new in JW2. Also, this is the only JP/JW movie where the main and side characters annoyed me. Very disappointing sequel.
This feels like the only time in my life where I can see myself actually recommending someone re-watch the 2005 film Stealth. It was released 21 years after the first Top Gun and 17 years before TG:Maverick. It could be an interesting conversation piece based on how it approached an action film of this genre compared to TG:M and the original in terms of cinematography, tone, and subject matter. Also from what I remember the movie blows and it might make you enjoy TG:M even more.
I personally love this movie for how weird it is. It’s so bonkers and the gothic horror haunted house at the end is great just wish it wasn’t cut with over the top silliness from Eli or that auctioneer. But I love the character growth with Bryce and as bonkers as it is love lil clone girl. I just think it’s fun. I dig all the movies for what they accomplish. Dinosaurs are just dope.
Still find JP3 the worst. I always find this film the filler to get us to Dominion. The estimated projections are looking 195-205 million opening weekend for Dominion plus it’s not banned anywhere as of this moment of this comment. Love these rewatched.
Hey there Kristian if you gentlemen haven't chosen a movie for this week... I think you could stick with a Tom Cruise theme prior to Top Gun and do Minority Report. Or another suggestion is a really unique and fun Graphic Novel film, Scott Pilgrim VS The World. Any thoughts?
So, let me get this straight…you aim the laser sight that’s attached to your AR, the same laser sight that assists in helping you quickly aim/fire, and rather than pull the trigger to fire a live round at 3000+fps that would instantly dispatch your intended target, you trigger your indoraptor to run at the target at like 60mph in the hopes that it will maul him to death…..because a bullet firing is too loud? If stealth is the intention, wouldn’t a dinosaur running through an urban environment possibly cause noise? (I mean, all Han had to do was step on a twig and the Battle of Endor almost never happened). Wouldn’t mauling the target cause a shit-ton of noise? Do they not have access to suppressors? Doesn’t it roar? So many questions and emotions for Fallen Kingdom and movies in general for 2018. Aside from Deadpool, Infinity War & Mission Impossible: Fallout, 2018 was one of the worst blockbuster franchise years imo. Fallen Kingdom, MI:Fallout, and Predator were my most anticipated films, and the only word to describe Fallen Kingdom & Predator is disappointing. Predator being victim to studio interference like the mandatory 90 min runtime, and Shane Black’s failed attempts at humor, didn’t hurt too much because the franchise was also generally considered to be on its last leg. The real disappointment is this movie. How in the (Jurassic 😏) world did the studio approve the screenplay/script for Fallen Kingdom? How do we go from a sprawling dinosaur island, to the inside of a mansion for literally the entire third act…doesn’t selling dinosaurs on the black market sound like a b-movie/generic action movie plot? Since we went this route, shouldn’t a single dinosaur be worth like high 8-figures, breaching into $100m territory? No expense was spared in the R&D, countless was spent, and Gennaro was appraising tickets up to a non-inflated $10k/day with “coupon days” IN 1993 lmao….And Lockwood’s daughter-clone impulsively releasing destructive, wild dinosaurs into NorCal because they’re clones like her is some horrible writing to end on a cliffhanger, and feels like a lazy way to wrap this mess of a movie up. Anyways, can’t way to see the shitstorm this movie will get in this Rewatch.
Great rewatch! there were some interesting ideas that were thought up, then the script fell in the hands of the cartoon cat. My memory of this movie was mostly eyerolls and chuckles. Keep up the great work guys, the 3 of y'all killing it. Cheers
This movie was off the rails way before they get off the island. Chris Pratt rolling around in lava, running through a cloud of burning ashes, and then a wheelie with a truck onto the ship. And then they show the dying dinosaur posing like the original and wanting me to feel sad about it. I just had to laugh. Makes The Lost World a goddamn masterpiece
I honestly liked how crazy and extra this movie went. The first hour is another fun; let's get out of the island adventure, then it turns into a whole another movie with an even more diabolical dinosaur in a creepy mansion and a human clone?? LMAAAAO But I admit is not good haha
These have actually been great! A bit better than commentating over the film (although some are great) re-reviewing movies before the anticipation of a film connected to it is smart. Makes me want to rewatch all the JP films (besides Fallen Kingdom) before Dominion.
This was one of the funniest rewatch episodes yet lol. I actually liked Fallen Kingdom, but for me, it kind of falls apart when it gets to the mansion and the auction. It recovers when the climax goes down, but between that and when the dinosaurs are brought there, it got a bit boring. Also, Coy brings up a good point about how characters start to get together in one movie, but are estranged for some reason in the next one. He's absolutely right, it's not interesting. It annoys me to no end when that trope is done in almost every movie franchise and show I see. It's that typical soap opera-ish, CW show-ish writing I can't stand. It's creating drama for drama's sake and has no point. And Winston was spot on about that little girl. She was a complete idiot lol.
Don't ever stop this rewatch series kristian! I've subscribed on that alone your chemistry the 3 of you together is awesome, this series should be a staple on Ur channel. Take care.
Well, what I realized was that Star Wars Celebration is going to take up a lot of time on Thurs and Fri of next week and so will Obi Wan and Stranger Things.
The, "speaking of humor", comment is a major problem in the blockbuster film after the rise of the MCU. Marvel made mainstream movies with action and comedy but, because it was so successful, all the other major franchises (Star Wars, DCEU, etc) copied that formula.
A suggestion for the Rewatch next week Tremors as a tribute to Fred Ward RIP. On a happier note still laughing at that Rodney Dangerfield Dinosaur bit, class!
Kristian, I don’t know if you remember this but at the Free4All taping, Ellis asked a Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom question, and the entire audience groaned at just the mention of the title
Also funny sorry: They / Colin never wanted to make this movie. Or be involved. All he cared about is Dominion. So this movie was purely made to get to this point. Only reason it was made. Which would make a lot of sense.
I saw this once in the theatre and never again. Best part was the lightning flashing and you could see the Trex above the trees. That’s it. And thats the first 5 mins of the movie lol.
And there was plenty wrong with the opening as well. They say the mosasaurus could never survive three years without food, but it did. Somehow. Care to explain movie? No? Alright. Also, the lake is now on the shoreline while in the previous movie it was in the center of the island. Also also, why did they need to fish up an Indominus bone, didn't they keep the dna of their superdino on file? We see Dr Wu taking all the samples at the end of JW... dumb dumb dumb
Lol. Definitely not a great film in my opinion. Really appreciate the honesty gentlemen. Thank you for the laughs on this Friday afternoon. Hope you guys have a lovely weekend!!! 🙂 👍
Yes, Been looking forward to this!! Let the shit fest begin, Lol. . . I hated this movie so much, even my 11 year old was bored and confused. Here's hoping Dominion finishes this story strongly.
I enjoy the movie way more than you guys lmao. I just don't take it serious. I don't have gripes with the things you guys do either. If I seen this video before I watched it I wld think I wouldn't enjoy it as much as I do which is why I'm glad you gotta see it for yourself.
I was thinking of what you could rewatch to tie in to something that's out in theaters and how about Sam Raimis Drag Me to Hell? It is a one off film, kind of forgotten, and tied to Dr Strange being in theaters. Could also relate it to a review of Dr Strange as I think the films might have some similarities.
This sequel for me was a let down from the first film. I really thought Fallen Kingdom would bring something different but it felt like a weak rehash of the 1997 Lost World Jurassic Park where the villain could've easily been the son from the 1997 film.
I finally watched this movie the other day. Talk about a bad movie. I didn't even finish it honestly. I don't think it could've got any better by the end.
amazing as always, love listening to you guys talk, always funny. Yes this movie stunk after the first 20 min, but like you said I will be in the theaters when the new one comes out cuz my 11 yr old loves these movies for the dinosaurs.
I dont mind these big budget movies that are rubbish mainly cos of what u said about the sequel trilogy, Its just cotton candy. Yeah it made no sense but i get to turn my brain off for 2+ hours. Regardless love the rewatches
One thing I didn’t like about this movie is that a large chunk of it takes place over one night. I like these big blockbuster movies to go through a period of time for the story to flow better.
I agree this movie is horrible overall but there are some horrible scenes are so hilariously horrible i watch them on youtube all the time. Like when the raptor made of raptors raptor winks at the camera like buggs bunny or when they explain the laser gun. Comedy gold
I would love if you guys did a Point Break rewatch. I mean there is no justification on doing a rewatch on that movie besides it being one of the best movies ever made IMO. But this episode was great! The Stone Cold T-Rex bit had me cracking up so hard!
Talking about old clips. Oh man you guys just had me missing the Jean Claude Van Damme Clips with the "Milk" Kristian would use back on his Collider Show 🤣🤣
I’m at the house with “YouKnowWhat19” with mild symptoms, recovering and this show made me laugh so F’ing hard! Isolated/ quarantined in the guest bedroom and my ha-wife was trying to figure out what the hell I’m watching that had me LMAO! Made my night, Thanks!!!
Did the T-rex and Chris Pratt’s. Character become best friends? He saved his life twice for absolutely no reason. During the volcano scene on the island he actually risking his life to kill another dinosaur to save hik.
They aren’t monsters though only the hybrids, like sure they are all hybrids, but they aren’t all trying to destroy humanity, they live and act as instintictual animals reverting to their behavior.
@@gzz8551 Fallen Kingdom has legitimate thrills in a confined setting. I'm not saying it's great, it's just a movie to throw on in the background just like the other Jurassic Park sequels. It doesn't have much competition.
The third movie better not be about dinosaurs taking over. Are we supposed to ignore the fact that we have guns. Unless dinosaurs reproduce like rabbits and grow extremely fast it would be easy for humans to hunt them down.
Also the nosferatu scene is just dope. Y’all don’t know how to have a silly goose time. I get JP 1is so perfect and serious it’s bonkers this is where it went but that happened in lost world when they bring a baby trex with em and the good guy brutally dies and gymnastic black daughter
Not really anything coming out next weekend so maybe a rewatch of the Simpsons movie with the bobs burgers movie coming out. I get a Simpson’s movie feel from the bobs burgers trailer 🤷🏻♂️
My thoughts are exactly with you guys. It starts off pretty exciting. That whole beginning island sequence is a lot of fun but then after that…. Woof! Big pile of dinosaur turds. Hope they can redeem themselves and end the franchise on a high note with the next movie
Kristiian. Long time fan, multiple time commenter👌, where are you getting this lemon pie from? I’ve never heard of a lemon pie! Lemon meringue maybe, but now way will your wife bake an entire pie just for you to waste it on your face!
Dominion. All the dinos died on the island. Only dinos are from the mansion. There’s about MAX 15 different species and single dinos. 15 dinos ain’t gonna be a problem for the military without plot incompetence. Where the hell does the Quetzalcoatlus from the trailer come from. Dominion is impossible.
Big fan of the show. Could y’all please do a rewatch of the 2017 power rangers movie. To be honest I think it’s a decent movie. I think it should of been a second movie. Could y’all discuss the movie and also would you discuss how y’all would reboot the power ranger movie franchise
How about a Worst of the Rewatch Franchises list? I know The Predator has to be way up there. I was going to say Rewatch Predator 2, but I guess you will do it whenever the next sequel comes out.
Make sure you comment! Like! What movie should we rewatch next week?! Make sure that it ties into something and that it’s something that a lot of people would want to watch. If it is smaller movies or niche movies, we can try them for Patreon
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World!
Jaws!
With "Lightyear" dropping next month.... "Toy Story" series rewatch perhaps? Unless It's been done lol...
@@thedefinitionisthis I was going to say the same thing let’s begging the Toy Story franchise rewatch
Watch the other 80's fighter jet movie, Iron Eagle.
Suggestions for a rewatch next week:
Ex Machina or Annihilation for the release of Alex Garlands new film Men?
Toy Story in prep for Lightyear?
Get Out in prep for Nope? (Might be too early, but I’d love to get Get Out and Us rewatches before Nope)
Great suggestions!
They did mention they will be watching Get Out and Us leading up to Nope.
I like the Toy Story idea
Ex Machina!
I realized that with Star Wars Celebration on the 27th, Top Gun will be next week and we will take following week off.
Best thing ever - "I no longer delete spam comments, I respond to them."
Hahaha
One part that people often miss that I find hilariously stupid: The paleo-veterinarian who, upon being brought to an injured dinosaur, says, "I never thought I'd see a real one."
So...she somehow went through the schooling entirely without ever being in the same room as a live dinosaur?
Exactly
This whole movie was hilariously stupid
@@TheKristianHarloff I actually have something to say about this. I really don’t think people that are full hate-train on the movie felt motivated enough to pay attention to some of the details like this.
In that characters first scene they explicitly have her say on the phone to someone that “some people can’t afford to blow their life savings” on visiting the park. This to me is a subtle direct reference toward the scene from JP where Hammond cuts the lawyer off when he’s throwing out absurd numbers, saying his vision is that anyone should be able to visit. This is a commentary to me on Walt Disney and his intentions, which was that anyone could visit Disneyland and afford to.
Well, look what happened post that man’s death. No one except the upper middle class and above can comfortably afford to take their family to these parks. The clear implication is that Jurassic World followed the same path, and destroyed itself before everyone had the opportunity to afford the experience. I work custodial at Magic Kingdom down here in Florida. I can assure you that most of the visitors are reasonably well off guests with the exception of families that have probably been saving for eons to afford to not only visit, but stay on property.
It completely rings true to me that she didn’t get the chance to go before the park destroyed itself in the short time it operated and I thought this was a true to life criticism of these corporations that have now even started to charge guests for individual “lighting lane” fast passes when this was included, for decades, in the 120+ per person park admission.
Anyway, I personally dig the third act a lot because I adore the gothic horror mood that Bayona and Giacchino brought to this. I couldn’t love his Indo-raptor theme anymore than I already do. It pumps images of classic universal movie monsters through the mind, complete with giving the creature a Wolf Man howling in front of the moon shot to it. I love that stuff. I just don’t have this block in me that stops me from enjoying a completely different story and style than what we got in the original; I never even felt the raptors themselves in JP were treated any less as “movie monsters” than what we got here with the exception of the goofy smile moment.
Honestly would love a conversation from Coy and Winston, about the rise and fall of The CW. That includes conversations about the CW superhero shows and watching the fan base go from in love and talking about the shows weekly to now Discovery coming in and axing almost everything. Many people actually found out about the schmoedown and you from afterbuzz which used to always talk about all of these shows. You could even bring Roxy in because she used to watch everything.
And or Mike Kal.
@@eltonarthur1233 oh so true. There are so many in this space that talked about those shows
@@GalaxyGeeks yeah. I remember. U remember DC movie news? Those were the days and Marvel Movie news also. What CW DC show or shows did you like? Personally, for me? Arrow. Arrow was and is still my all time favourite DC show especially season 1. Becuase of that show, Green Arrow is now my all time favourite DC hero and now I love Archery 😂😂.Seasons 2, 5 and 8 were great but 1 stand out on top. Second would have to be black lightning, that was dope as well, wasn't that bad.
I am out of the lop, CW is toast?
@@TheKristianHarloff hahaha the channel that the flash was on. I will say Kristian as just a show you should check out Superman and Lois. It’s a show that you would really connect to :)
Initially I thought the dinosaurs were underpriced but after Tiger King came out and I found out you can get a full grown tiger for like $1500, maybe not. Also I love how James Cromwell doesn’t notice that a dinosaur auction is happening in his basement. Like he didn’t wanna know why there were a bunch of tractor trailers and black Escalades in the driveway? Idk this movie man…
It stinks
He apparently also never noticed the whole facility being built...
Loved this video. Your content has been on point great job. Also question do you guys rewatch the movie together in person or a watch part online or just each on their own?
Nah on our own and then record separately.
The biggest problem with this movie, the one that personally insults me, is one that no one talks about. Two main characters wear glasses. Both lose their glasses over the course of the movie, and have absolutely no reaction or any problems with it. I've worn glasses for 28 out of my nearly 32 years of life. I can tell you with certainty, I could be chased by a dinosaur, chased by lava and volcano smoke, go over a cliff in a Gyrosphere and into the ocean, nearly drown, and I would freak out more because I lost my glasses in the ocean than I would for anything previous. But Justice Smith's character doesn't even realize he lost his glasses. And if that was the only offender, than maybe it wouldn't be an issue. But the dinosaur vet disappears from the action for a good chunk of the movie, and when she finally shows up again, her glasses are gone with no explanation why. It makes me angry, and it's why I hate this movie.
Totally true! I have reading glasses and if I don't have them, I panic
I loved Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom...but this episode is effing gold. Lol Another great job, guys. Never fail to have fun with you all.
Thank you!
Other than making the Dino's in the first place, the single dumbest decision in the franchise is the girl letting the dino's out at the end....And the writers knew it to... which is why it was a little girl who did it....because they knew any of their other grown up characters couldn't carry the heat of that choice.....A choice that just got tons of innocent people brutally murdered.
Exactly!
All valid points, this movie has a lot of problems and that is an understatement. The themes didn't work - the clone girl is to push the idea there's a parallel between her and the dino's and if they need to die then should she? And then it comes to a head in the end where she decides the dino's should live and who can argue with her cause she's the same thing ? which is what leads Pratt to being okay with the Dino's being let go- blah blah blah- it doesn't work and they never commit to it completely and all the characters are dumb. However, I really don't mind watching dinosaur's eat stupid people cause they deserve it at that point. I liked that Bayona tried to make a "House-Of-Horrors" with dino's and it's fun in that aspect even though none of it works and the characters are too lame.
Great breakdown
I think you guys would have a blast rewatching the transformers films
Agreed! This is a must
Oh yea, that is a great idea
Yes!
Oh God no LOL
We realized Star Wars Celebration is going to be on the 27th so probably taking off that week of Rewatch,
Love love love your strategy for dealing with spam comments. Going back to read them now. Hehehehe.
Also...that Steve Austin bit with Kristian and Winston....comedy gold. 🔥🔥
Hahaha thanks
33:42 Did someone almost mention my name?
I gotta tell you, I don't know what to do with that... 😅 But I'm gonna try.
Hahahha amazing
My only problem with Dominion (without having seen it) is that the movie plot isn’t about the fallout of Owen and Claire’s actions, and the fallout of the Dinos being loose and destroying the ecosystem, and leading to the extinction of humans.
True
I remember when this movie dropped, a colleague of mine said “If you cried when SpiderMan died in Infinity War, you’ll cry during a major death scene in Jurassic World 2. It TRUMPS Infinity War’s deaths.”. His gf agreed……. Maybe they were trolling me, but I seriously just wanted to fight him after watching this flick. I won’t say F this movie, but it’s still a bit of a tough watch. It is what it is lol. As usual, loving these rewatches and deep dives!
What the hell scene were they talking about
@@TheKristianHarloff The brachiosaurus (same one from the first JP) as isla nublar gets owned by the eruption..... Like... I guess it was sad, but c'mon now....
"Is this an easy bake oven dinosaur?" Missed opportunity to ask "ARE THESE MAGIC GRITS?"
Haha
I said this in the chat and it might be too late but a rewatch of The Evil Dead would be cool with it being Sam Raimi's first movie. Just throwing that out there. I watched it for the first time the other day and was surprised how well it held up being a 41 year old supernatural horror movie. Not saying there aren't others like it just saying it surprised me with it's enjoyability. Plus, given JP Fallen Kingdom is a dog shit excuse for a monster movie The Evil Dead (kind of) fits in with it.
We realized Star Wars Celebration is going to be on the 27th so probably taking off that week of Rewatch,
I had so much hope for this movie. I think I was banking on more Goldbloom. Was ready to buy a 'save the dinosaurs' shirt.
Fell asleep the first 2 times I attempted to watch it.
Best thing about this movie is bagging on it, so this video was entertaining
You and me both!
T-Rex 3:16 is something I didn't know I needed. Thank you guys for this. Absolutely made my day.
Hahaha thanks
This episode was dope. 8:54 had me dying.
I used to eat Tuna/Mac N cheese all the time. It tastes like improvised tuna noodle casserole. I like it 🤷♂️.
RIGHT?!
I don’t love this movie by any means but I appreciate them trying to do something different with it. The monster movie angle was smart but the execution of it was kinda terrible. Opening scene is one of my favorites in the franchise. At the end of the day this was just a bridge to get to the big finale with dinosaurs roaming the earth that CT has been wanting to make from the beginning.
Fair enough
WINSTON HUGE SHOUTS FOR THE SURF NINJAS REFERENCE! Money can’t buy knives
Haha
I am writing this before i saw the whole video but I really hope you guys mention Chris Platt’s facial reaction to Bryce Dallas Howard when they were locked up. The face that he made to her when she said something like “its amazing when you first see them” was just amazing. It’s like are you freaking serious right now.
Haha
My son (who's 6) loves dinosaurs to the point of obsession and even he won't re-watch this movie. JP 1 and JW 1 he'll watch on a loop, JP 2 & 3 he'll watch occasionally but this one, nope not interested at all. You know it's bad when even he doesn't like it.
Oh yeah
I really felt the series was running low on creative gas with this movie. Outside the cool opening and the idea which sets up the next move, there's nothing new in JW2. Also, this is the only JP/JW movie where the main and side characters annoyed me. Very disappointing sequel.
Very indeed
This feels like the only time in my life where I can see myself actually recommending someone re-watch the 2005 film Stealth. It was released 21 years after the first Top Gun and 17 years before TG:Maverick. It could be an interesting conversation piece based on how it approached an action film of this genre compared to TG:M and the original in terms of cinematography, tone, and subject matter. Also from what I remember the movie blows and it might make you enjoy TG:M even more.
Awesome
I personally love this movie for how weird it is. It’s so bonkers and the gothic horror haunted house at the end is great just wish it wasn’t cut with over the top silliness from Eli or that auctioneer. But I love the character growth with Bryce and as bonkers as it is love lil clone girl. I just think it’s fun. I dig all the movies for what they accomplish. Dinosaurs are just dope.
They are!
Still find JP3 the worst. I always find this film the filler to get us to Dominion. The estimated projections are looking 195-205 million opening weekend for Dominion plus it’s not banned anywhere as of this moment of this comment. Love these rewatched.
Big opening for sure.
Great and funny episode also I think Toy Story makes the most sense to cover next for a franchise right before lightyear
We will be doing those for sure, need something for next week though!
Hey there Kristian if you gentlemen haven't chosen a movie for this week... I think you could stick with a Tom Cruise theme prior to Top Gun and do Minority Report. Or another suggestion is a really unique and fun Graphic Novel film, Scott Pilgrim VS The World. Any thoughts?
Going to do Top Gun, off next week due to Celebration
Cool Beans. Have fun. I'll be tuning in for Top Gun for sure.
@@TheKristianHarloff Awesome. Have fun. I look forward to Top Gun
So, let me get this straight…you aim the laser sight that’s attached to your AR, the same laser sight that assists in helping you quickly aim/fire, and rather than pull the trigger to fire a live round at 3000+fps that would instantly dispatch your intended target, you trigger your indoraptor to run at the target at like 60mph in the hopes that it will maul him to death…..because a bullet firing is too loud? If stealth is the intention, wouldn’t a dinosaur running through an urban environment possibly cause noise? (I mean, all Han had to do was step on a twig and the Battle of Endor almost never happened). Wouldn’t mauling the target cause a shit-ton of noise? Do they not have access to suppressors? Doesn’t it roar? So many questions and emotions for Fallen Kingdom and movies in general for 2018. Aside from Deadpool, Infinity War & Mission Impossible: Fallout, 2018 was one of the worst blockbuster franchise years imo. Fallen Kingdom, MI:Fallout, and Predator were my most anticipated films, and the only word to describe Fallen Kingdom & Predator is disappointing. Predator being victim to studio interference like the mandatory 90 min runtime, and Shane Black’s failed attempts at humor, didn’t hurt too much because the franchise was also generally considered to be on its last leg. The real disappointment is this movie. How in the (Jurassic 😏) world did the studio approve the screenplay/script for Fallen Kingdom? How do we go from a sprawling dinosaur island, to the inside of a mansion for literally the entire third act…doesn’t selling dinosaurs on the black market sound like a b-movie/generic action movie plot? Since we went this route, shouldn’t a single dinosaur be worth like high 8-figures, breaching into $100m territory? No expense was spared in the R&D, countless was spent, and Gennaro was appraising tickets up to a non-inflated $10k/day with “coupon days” IN 1993 lmao….And Lockwood’s daughter-clone impulsively releasing destructive, wild dinosaurs into NorCal because they’re clones like her is some horrible writing to end on a cliffhanger, and feels like a lazy way to wrap this mess of a movie up. Anyways, can’t way to see the shitstorm this movie will get in this Rewatch.
Hahhaah yeah that laser thing was insanely dumb
Great rewatch! there were some interesting ideas that were thought up, then the script fell in the hands of the cartoon cat. My memory of this movie was mostly eyerolls and chuckles. Keep up the great work guys, the 3 of y'all killing it. Cheers
Thank you!
I cant wait to watch this to see the reactions. Kristian set y'all up for the fall i cant wait to see Winstons reaction. Pressing play now
Hope it delivered
This movie is garbage. This movie rewatch is gold. Also cool that Kristian might comment back on this post. :p
Not a might, a definite! And yup pure garbage!!!
This movie was off the rails way before they get off the island. Chris Pratt rolling around in lava, running through a cloud of burning ashes, and then a wheelie with a truck onto the ship. And then they show the dying dinosaur posing like the original and wanting me to feel sad about it. I just had to laugh. Makes The Lost World a goddamn masterpiece
Fair!
I honestly liked how crazy and extra this movie went. The first hour is another fun; let's get out of the island adventure, then it turns into a whole another movie with an even more diabolical dinosaur in a creepy mansion and a human clone?? LMAAAAO
But I admit is not good haha
Haha fair
These have actually been great! A bit better than commentating over the film (although some are great) re-reviewing movies before the anticipation of a film connected to it is smart. Makes me want to rewatch all the JP films (besides Fallen Kingdom) before Dominion.
Thank you J!
This was one of the funniest rewatch episodes yet lol. I actually liked Fallen Kingdom, but for me, it kind of falls apart when it gets to the mansion and the auction. It recovers when the climax goes down, but between that and when the dinosaurs are brought there, it got a bit boring. Also, Coy brings up a good point about how characters start to get together in one movie, but are estranged for some reason in the next one. He's absolutely right, it's not interesting. It annoys me to no end when that trope is done in almost every movie franchise and show I see. It's that typical soap opera-ish, CW show-ish writing I can't stand. It's creating drama for drama's sake and has no point. And Winston was spot on about that little girl. She was a complete idiot lol.
Hahah thank you as always Chris!
Don't ever stop this rewatch series kristian! I've subscribed on that alone your chemistry the 3 of you together is awesome, this series should be a staple on Ur channel. Take care.
It is every Friday!
Deadpool 1 rewatch might work well as a 1 week place holder. That movie is always fun to talk about.
Well, what I realized was that Star Wars Celebration is going to take up a lot of time on Thurs and Fri of next week and so will Obi Wan and Stranger Things.
The, "speaking of humor", comment is a major problem in the blockbuster film after the rise of the MCU. Marvel made mainstream movies with action and comedy but, because it was so successful, all the other major franchises (Star Wars, DCEU, etc) copied that formula.
True
A suggestion for the Rewatch next week Tremors as a tribute to Fred Ward RIP. On a happier note still laughing at that Rodney Dangerfield Dinosaur bit, class!
We realized Star Wars Celebration is going to be on the 27th so probably taking off that week of Rewatch,
@@TheKristianHarloff Hope you and the rest of The Sith Council have a great time at SW Celebration
Kristian, I don’t know if you remember this but at the Free4All taping, Ellis asked a Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom question, and the entire audience groaned at just the mention of the title
Haha
Potential rewatch, War of the Worlds. perfect transition with Spielberg and Tom Cruise. Super underrated in my opinion.
Nice!
Also funny sorry: They / Colin never wanted to make this movie. Or be involved. All he cared about is Dominion. So this movie was purely made to get to this point. Only reason it was made. Which would make a lot of sense.
How do you know that?
@@TheKristianHarloff multiple interviews came out afterwards.
I love that you have made these re watches a weekly thing. Oh here is my idea for your next rewatch "THE LAST DRAGON".
Needs to connect or be something lots of peeps want to watch also
I saw this once in the theatre and never again. Best part was the lightning flashing and you could see the Trex above the trees. That’s it. And thats the first 5 mins of the movie lol.
Yup
And there was plenty wrong with the opening as well. They say the mosasaurus could never survive three years without food, but it did. Somehow. Care to explain movie? No? Alright. Also, the lake is now on the shoreline while in the previous movie it was in the center of the island. Also also, why did they need to fish up an Indominus bone, didn't they keep the dna of their superdino on file? We see Dr Wu taking all the samples at the end of JW... dumb dumb dumb
This movie is so bad. And I enjoy it so much. 😂😂 watching you guys rant about it has been hilarious. I acknowledge this movie is not good.
Thanks Jon!
Saw it once in theaters… I have no need for a rewatch lol.
Brutal
Lol. Definitely not a great film in my opinion. Really appreciate the honesty gentlemen. Thank you for the laughs on this Friday afternoon. Hope you guys have a lovely weekend!!! 🙂 👍
Our pleasure!
Morbius is coming on out on Digital next week, so re-watch. Or for thousands of subscribers from the continent of Asia, watch Avatar 😂
Avatar will be end of year
Thank you!
Yes, Been looking forward to this!! Let the shit fest begin, Lol. . . I hated this movie so much, even my 11 year old was bored and confused. Here's hoping Dominion finishes this story strongly.
Yeah just so bad
Bryce Dallas Howard was looking too good for a movie this bad.
Ha she is great!
I enjoy the movie way more than you guys lmao. I just don't take it serious. I don't have gripes with the things you guys do either. If I seen this video before I watched it I wld think I wouldn't enjoy it as much as I do which is why I'm glad you gotta see it for yourself.
Thanks!
I was thinking of what you could rewatch to tie in to something that's out in theaters and how about Sam Raimis Drag Me to Hell?
It is a one off film, kind of forgotten, and tied to Dr Strange being in theaters. Could also relate it to a review of Dr Strange as I think the films might have some similarities.
We realized Star Wars Celebration is going to be on the 27th so probably taking off that week of Rewatch,
This sequel for me was a let down from the first film. I really thought Fallen Kingdom would bring something different but it felt like a weak rehash of the 1997 Lost World Jurassic Park where the villain could've easily been the son from the 1997 film.
Hot take, hasn't been a GREAT JP movie since 1
@@TheKristianHarloff This next final one looks like it will be a direct connection to the first one probably excluding the other films.
I finally watched this movie the other day. Talk about a bad movie. I didn't even finish it honestly. I don't think it could've got any better by the end.
Really bad
amazing as always, love listening to you guys talk, always funny. Yes this movie stunk after the first 20 min, but like you said I will be in the theaters when the new one comes out cuz my 11 yr old loves these movies for the dinosaurs.
Glad you enjoyed it
I dont mind these big budget movies that are rubbish mainly cos of what u said about the sequel trilogy, Its just cotton candy. Yeah it made no sense but i get to turn my brain off for 2+ hours. Regardless love the rewatches
Thank you!
Rewatch suggestions: Point Break, Jaws, Twister, Speed, something fun like those.
Hmmmm
I want to see Kristian Harloff and Greg Miller in the same room talking about this movie....
Still haven't seen Fallen Kingdom and now I don't have to! Thanks guys!
Event Horizon could be a fun rewatch in between. Get some more Sam Neill!
Hahah thanks!
Good Kristian, goooood.
I can feeeeeeeeeel your anger…
Hahhaa
The Stone Cold What bit might be the funniest moment in Big Thing history ... absolutely worth the crap fest that is Fallen Kingdom
HAha thanks
One thing I didn’t like about this movie is that a large chunk of it takes place over one night. I like these big blockbuster movies to go through a period of time for the story to flow better.
Ttoally agree
Yo Harloff can I get a rewatch of one of my all time favorites “Signs” ? Even if it’s on Patreon I’m there!!!
I should do it!
Man do I wish there was an incognito camera to get Coy and Winston’s live reactions while watching the movie…
Like Anger in Inside Out
I agree this movie is horrible overall but there are some horrible scenes are so hilariously horrible i watch them on youtube all the time. Like when the raptor made of raptors raptor winks at the camera like buggs bunny or when they explain the laser gun. Comedy gold
True!
I would love if you guys did a Point Break rewatch. I mean there is no justification on doing a rewatch on that movie besides it being one of the best movies ever made IMO. But this episode was great! The Stone Cold T-Rex bit had me cracking up so hard!
So great
Talking about old clips. Oh man you guys just had me missing the Jean Claude Van Damme Clips with the "Milk" Kristian would use back on his Collider Show 🤣🤣
Hahaha
Idk if it’s an unpopular opinion or not but I dig this movie lol it’s a fun watch!!
We really go in on it, enjoy the rewatch!!
Are you guys doing a Thor series rewatch before the new Thor? That could be very interesting
Yeah
Lol - thanks for adding humor to my day! Thank you Kristian, Coy, & Winston!!
Thank you!
Suggestion for next week please Matrix Resurrections want to hear all your comments and finish off that rewatch series
We might have missed the boat!
@@TheKristianHarloff OK no worries 👍
I’m at the house with “YouKnowWhat19” with mild symptoms, recovering and this show made me laugh so F’ing hard!
Isolated/ quarantined in the guest bedroom and my ha-wife was trying to figure out what the hell I’m watching that had me LMAO!
Made my night, Thanks!!!
Thank you
“He’s a smart dinosaur Coy! “ Had me dying 😂
Hahaah
I liked the first of this new trilogy and hopefully this last one is good
Fingers crossed!
Did the T-rex and Chris Pratt’s. Character become best friends? He saved his life twice for absolutely no reason. During the volcano scene on the island he actually risking his life to kill another dinosaur to save hik.
Yeah why didn't the T-Rex eat him?
32:35 this whole Stone Cold bit was golden
Haha thanks
Going to need that T Rex 3:16 shirt asap 😀
It is the best!
They aren’t monsters though only the hybrids, like sure they are all hybrids, but they aren’t all trying to destroy humanity, they live and act as instintictual animals reverting to their behavior.
Portrayed as mnosters
Please show mercy on me Kristian, but this is my second favorite Jurassic Park film
"mercy"?! On this film?! From Kristian?!!!
LMAO!!!!!!
How…..just……HOW??
@@gzz8551 Fallen Kingdom has legitimate thrills in a confined setting. I'm not saying it's great, it's just a movie to throw on in the background just like the other Jurassic Park sequels. It doesn't have much competition.
@@jmakowsky7715
Uh huh and what were the legitimate thrills?
@@gzz8551 Okay, okay. The movie is stupid fun for me. That's all
Hey unrelated question but have you seen better call Saul Kristian. The last season is airing right now and it’s absolutely brilliant
No, it is one I need to see
The third movie better not be about dinosaurs taking over. Are we supposed to ignore the fact that we have guns. Unless dinosaurs reproduce like rabbits and grow extremely fast it would be easy for humans to hunt them down.
Nice
Also the nosferatu scene is just dope. Y’all don’t know how to have a silly goose time. I get JP 1is so perfect and serious it’s bonkers this is where it went but that happened in lost world when they bring a baby trex with em and the good guy brutally dies and gymnastic black daughter
Eh fair enough, to me this movie STOINKS!
Not really anything coming out next weekend so maybe a rewatch of the Simpsons movie with the bobs burgers movie coming out. I get a Simpson’s movie feel from the bobs burgers trailer 🤷🏻♂️
Going to do Top Gun next week because Star Wars Celebration is the following week
My thoughts are exactly with you guys. It starts off pretty exciting. That whole beginning island sequence is a lot of fun but then after that…. Woof! Big pile of dinosaur turds. Hope they can redeem themselves and end the franchise on a high note with the next movie
For sure
WOW... That Stone Cold bit was awesome!!!!
🤣🤣🤣
Glad you liked it
33:00 haven’t laughed that hard in awhile 🤣
Haha
I actually saw this in theatres and as soon as it finished I thought “man…that was stupid”
Really stupid
My first thought was, “…What the fuck did I just watch?!?”
It's my benchmark for dumb movies now.
Every time I see a dumb movie now I have to think "was that more or less dumb than Fallen Kingdom?"
This one and “Batman and Robin” are probably my 2 favorite episodes of this show. So great!!!!!
Thank you!
Kristiian. Long time fan, multiple time commenter👌, where are you getting this lemon pie from? I’ve never heard of a lemon pie! Lemon meringue maybe, but now way will your wife bake an entire pie just for you to waste it on your face!
www.instacart.com/store/albertsons/search/lemon%20pie?elevated_product_id=16273373
Dominion. All the dinos died on the island. Only dinos are from the mansion. There’s about MAX 15 different species and single dinos. 15 dinos ain’t gonna be a problem for the military without plot incompetence.
Where the hell does the Quetzalcoatlus from the trailer come from. Dominion is impossible.
Hmmmm
Big fan of the show. Could y’all please do a rewatch of the 2017 power rangers movie. To be honest I think it’s a decent movie. I think it should of been a second movie. Could y’all discuss the movie and also would you discuss how y’all would reboot the power ranger movie franchise
I didn't mind that one!!
where do they advertise "Live Dinosaur Auction"
Hahah
John Campea thinks this the best one since the first one! Oh, how hard the mighty has fallen. 😢😩
How about a Worst of the Rewatch Franchises list? I know The Predator has to be way up there. I was going to say Rewatch Predator 2, but I guess you will do it whenever the next sequel comes out.
Yeah most likely!
Love the show guys keep it up.
Thanks!
😄 Love these re-watch discussions.
Appreciate that!