Spelling Bee Contestant Asks The Definition of “Woman”
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 มิ.ย. 2022
- Judges at a school spelling bee are stumped and infuriated when a child dares to ask them for a definition of the word “woman.”
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What other wordz does the left have troble speling?
"troble" ❤😅😂
LOL I see what you did there!
"Amen" 😏
Lahteenx
@@peijichan2589 this one easy: A-W-O-....
The scariest thing is that this isn't even a joke anymore. This is tame compared to what a lot of people on Twitter do.
And real life
@@princealmighty5391 yup :(
Lies again? Sunday Bell + Spotify Barcelona + Spank Bang + Sell Backside + Small Boy
So WHY? would anyone have anything to do with twitter?
Woman=Wife Of Man
I read it somewhere
If you don't know what a woman is because you're not a biologist, then you're admitting a woman is biological.
Yeah.
It's like saying that you don't know the weather outside because you're not a meteorologist
Ooooo. Excellent point.
Check and mate.
Checkmate
@@JasonSmith-fe2fx
You could have just ended your sentence before the word 'woman'.
An adult female human. Simple.
DUUHHHHH!!!! 🤷🏾🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
May you define a female?
@@MauriMiranda. Biological woman, duuuuuhhh
@@MauriMiranda.Someone who have a vagina duuuuh
@@MauriMiranda. Human with xx chromosomes
As one pastor said, if someone asks "What is a woman? tell them, "Your momma!! That explains it all.
😂😂😂
I've got one even better for you. Tell them it's what god created after man.
Thats a perfect definition of woman. 😂
But what if the kid had two male parents?
@@ZodiaseFine then. Birthing person from whom you came out of. Happy now?
“…Each person can define for themselves what a woman is”
“So can you define it?”
“…”
That was so perfect
A person who have 2 X chromosomes
Woke culture ...
Adult biological female
A person of the female gender
Sure was!!!!
Feels bad when this isn't even parody anymore.
@@SpadeApeiron wtf? 😂
@@SpadeApeiron 4/10 bait
@@SpadeApeiron Its the 20% of retard leftists on twitter even most of them aren't that stupid.
Honestly I do not know why the judges are suffering so much. 2 X Chromosomes. Like that is literally it.
@@upendrawalke7082 Not exactly. Nowadays, there's a disconnect between gender, which is a purely psychological phenomenon, i.e. the thing you identify as, and biological sex. The word woman is supposed to describe the first one, and "female" the second one. Funnily enough, even when it comes to biology, about 1-2% of people can't be judged based on their chromosomes because of various conditions like mosaicism (they talked about it in the latest episode of SciShow). So to conclude, I'd say that if you have 2X chromosomes, you're most likely a female, not necessarily a woman.
“Just spell the word so we can get a girl up here to win” dang near wrecked me. 😂😂😂😂
How can they know he is not a girl...oh the bigotry has come full 😆
Its sad cause thats not even the reality, now people would say "spell the word so we can get a octopusself up here to win"
A Trans girl at that
i agree miblin
Plot Twist: he was trying to differentiate 'woman' from 'women'
i was about to say that
What's the difference
women is pronounced with i sounds though while woman has schwas
one is singular one is plural (personally if you ask me the plural should be womanen)
@@zylanderr that wouldn't make sense, whereas woman -> women is clearly umlaut
I love the way the whole audience leans in when he says "Can you define it?" This is satirical gold!
Even the guy on the smartphone paid attention.
😂😂😂😂😂
@@ms.construed1305 If we wake up, won't we be woke then? ;)
Awake vs woke. Subtle difference, when written, but massive in scope.
🤣
I can imagine leftists on the View, CNN, MSNBC and even at Disney outlets watching this and saying this is HAYTE and PHOBIC... what the heck throw "RACIST" in there too.
It's amazing how people can identify as something they can't even define.
Too much free time Ladies and gentlemen, too much free time for internet generation, thats all.
We know God, unknown knowns, known knowns, known unknowns, unknown knowns and even unknown unknowns, but women is beyond that.
Ps, I typed womxn but it auto corrected.
it's always about explaining that 'others' define it in many ways, but never seem to show what THEY actually use as this litmus test. the patients are running the asylum.
@@furyberserk Be careful to correct a woman, some have been known to come totally unglued with no justification whatsoever.
No, it's amazing we don't call that mental illness anymore
"Wrong!! It's got an X in it now for some reason. OMG. Dying....
Uhhh when does woman have an x in it...?
Oh in their chromosomes😅 XX
@@DinosaurNicksome people use the term “womxn”. Please don’t ask me why. I don’t understand it. It’s a left thing, apparently.
@@bunbacheso i think womxn is a gender identity maybe idk but it's not to erase women. I'll have to do research on it as I never saw it before. I do now gxrl and bxy are genders pronounced as girl x and boy x. Maybe womxn is just a more adult way to say gxrl.
@@DinosaurNick maybe word "womxn" doesn't contain part "man" because it highlights "womxn independence from men". At least that's what I'm thinking
Micropachycephalosaurus 😂😂😂😂 they did him dirty lol
I know i feel bad for him 😅
This is not a satire, it's the reality.
Maybe only in the US, not anywhere else in the world!
@@shpreenten In Britain too. The leader of the opposition party, Keir Starmer, could not define a woman. Someone needs to stand up to the trans bigots.
That must be a big problem for Babylon Bee. Today's satire is tomorrow's real life. It must be hard to keep up.
@@shpreenten In ALL English speaking countries.
🧀 Transgender is when someone is born with a gender opposite the sex characteristics normally associated with that gender.
Mathew 19:12
🏳️🌈 Eunuchs that are born that way are transgender.
🏳️🌈 Eunuchs made that way by others were abused in some way and something inside of them blocks off a certain type of body but it doesn't happen to everyone that is abused.
🏳️🌈 Those that choose to live like Eunuchs FOR THE SAKE OF THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN are bisexual people that choose partners of the same sex-characteristics but opposite in regards to gender.
Notice, it states God PREFERS for people to be in LGBT relationships.
Jesus, David, and Joseph were all transgender and Jesus is returning as a woman.
God created them male and female, determined by gender, located in the brain.
I am Elijah of Malachi 4:5-6. In Deuteronomy, it states nobody was castrated back then. But, that is what God wanted people to think so they wouldnt take it out of the Bible. As Elijah, any discrepancies in the Bible are ultimately decided by me. I can't prove I am Elijah, but people keep telling me I'm about to be announced to the world. My destiny is to usher in the Messiah!
Anyone that teaches same-sex marriage is a sin will die with the wicked by their own choice. Anyone selling anything using the gospel or teaching the LIE of monetary tithing will also die with the wicked.
Romans is not referring to Eunuchs where one partner is transgender. Plus, God is the one who did it because they were trying to procreate during orgies.
Lev., Corinthians, and Timothy are referring to pedophilia. Billy Graham the wolf translated the Bible wrong........
This is painfully brilliant! I cannot believe the times we live in.
@@quakeknight9680 Just take a look at your own videos playing happy wheels through the mobile phone cam.
The good news is, currently it is a First World Problem.
The bad news is, it may soon be a 1984 problem.
I can. I read Orwell's 1984 in 1966 and knew this was coming.
@@bugwar5545 What 1984 problem, could you please explain?
The dictionary defines literally as both literally and NOT literally. That was the beginning of the end.
Smart child outsmarted these 2 social media users
a teacher addressed the class in an all girls school as girls and got fired.
is that real? link pls (if possible ofc)
I love how the two judges say "everyone knows what a woman is" but then can not define it. Brilliantly written and too close to what society now considers as normal.
They are afraid to. And THAT is actually more frightening than the idea that most people truly do not know. They do, but they are afraid......
@@snu3877 simply because they're cowards. Me, Matt Walsh, Ben Shapiro, Brett Cooper, Candace Owens, heck I'm even going to assume you can all say what a woman is. The only people who can't define a woman is uneducated people, people who only live in fantasy, and/or people who are braindead (yes this is a attack on anyone who can't define a woman).
Woman - A female adult human.
Female - The sex that can bear offspring or produce eggs.
It's that simple if you don't fit those definition you're a male aka a boy/man.
Western society *
What the guy said above, only the western society
Too close? Nah, exact
This would be hysterical were it not completely infuriating. Great job, Babylon Bee. Glad to see someone poised to be wittier and far more in touch than SNL.
The Bee is funnier than SNL.
@@denniswood6791 100%
SNL is too woke to do anything like this.
Hell, SNL has started roasting Biden and they're STILL not funny because now they're just reciting facts.....
There is a war on masculinity and an effort to move the center so far to the Feminine that Masculinity is deemed a mental disorder and punishable with prison. A global regime that regards masculine men who challenge their power as mentally ill and criminal can then use government power to medicate and incarcerate them. Our pointless wars have been like a wood chipper the elites have used to cull the masculine population of men willing to fight to the death for their families and freedoms.
0:24 that hair flip was everything💁
Omg the element of sabotaging boys is supremely apt.
It's like hitting a bullseye only to have it ricochet and hit another bullseye.
This young man is a better actor then most movies I have seen lately
Modern actors:
-mouthbreathing all the time for some reason
-overly dramatic poses/body language
-tone of voice doesn't fit what they're doing half the time
Certainly better than Amber Heard
Are you a youngologist-manologist?
@@SnakeySniper come on, that shit was the dogs.
Maybe acting isn't the skill that Hollywood pretends that it is?
I love that they wanted a girl to win it but gave him “woman” to spell but gave the girl “precocious”
"sexist"
They knew he would miss the "X" in Woman😂
@@k9mc382 You mean womxn , because this is the near future and people are complaining about man being part of woman
Precocious is an easy wors
Word
JUSTICE FOR KENNY!!!
"How can you use it in all those sentences if you don't know the definition?" I love that!
th-cam.com/video/fpGqFUStcxc/w-d-xo.html
The definition of woman and man aren't as rigid as they were, and are skewed due to words being used in synonymy that shouldn't be. A woman is anyone who identifies with said gender, and associates with stereotypically feminine things. Biological females? Women. A trans woman? Also a woman. A trans woman who hasn't had bottom surgery? Again, a woman. Thinking that a rigid answer to defining "what is a woman?!" or "what is a man?!" doesn't make any sense in today's society, as those questions pertain to *gender*, and not *sex*; seeing as gender is far more abstract in its definition, and isn't as limited.
Using gender and sex synonymously often leads to this misconception of having an "easy definition" for a woman, and is better explained in the video I linked.
Woman is woman
Woman refers to the non inherently biological societal characteristics people associate with one another it’s based in external reality and is socially constructed it’s not that hard of a word to grasp the definition of
@@liamparkos7830 nope, sorry but we use words to describe our world, the things we can and can’t; see it feel it smell it etc…words don’t just define concepts they can an do define things too, so a woman is an actual thing not a concept. If it wasn’t a thing then why does it matter so much to trans women that they’re demanding to be included in a biological thing because women is not the same as a man biologist can see this, transgender are mutilating their bodies creating a dependency on big Pharma to conform to a social concept… really? stop with the cartwheels
@@pinchebruha405 that’s just objectively false theirs plenty of things in external reality what we use words to describe there’s a reason why fields such as sociology psychology and neurology exist they study our consciousness
"His word was woman!" That last kid stole the show. 😂
That is such a mood though. When I was kid I recall that some of the words were easy and then they had some insanely hard ones. I swear they also pronounced the easy ones in ways nobody says them so that they were harder.
That had me crying 🤣🤣
Correction, his word was "womanx!"
@@narata1541 WRONG! it's got an X in it now for some reason w-o-m-X-n
@@oratank Thats because the word man shouldnt be in the word woman because sexism. Also words like manhole, manpower, manhours, and even Amen need to be changed because ..... sexism.
"Abortion is a woman's right." That aged well.
Just like aborted babies❤😂
Country of origin always gets me.🤣
Never seen the full thing though. Those judges are a**holes.
JUST GIVE THE KID THE DEFINITION!!!!
When the last kid said "...his word was woman" I laughed more than I should have.
It was a beautiful end to the overall sketch!
I had a big ol' laugh throughout the whole thing!
You laughed as hard as you should at something so insanely absurd that it's actually happening in real life......
That was pretty funny
But you gotta admit that the initial convo makes Kenny's part funnier than it should.
judge:"Spell woman."
Kid: "Can I have a definition, please?"
judge:"Listen here, you little shit"
@@nathanhz6268 NOT NECESSERALLY YOU SHIT, IF THAT """""""FEMALE PERSON""""""" DOEN'T RECOGNIZE THEYSELF AS WOMEN, IT CAN AS ANYTHING IT WANTASDKAPSODKPASJDQOINWWND BIG TEXT BIG TEXT BIG TEXT
@@nathanhz6268 women is plural woman is singular
@@nathanhz6268 Can you define a WOMAN? - human, created from the rib bone of a man.
If the BIBLE is too hard to read, may i help:
Genesis 2:21
“And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;”
Genesis 2:22
“And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.”
Genesis 2:23
“And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.”
Lets divide the WORD OF TRUTH as bible teaches us to do: 2 Timothy 2:15
Both words: ADAM and WOMEN are nouns:
Adam = mankind. Both, males and females carrie the name; ADAM.
Woman = female humans. WOMEN, name given by male human.
We could also state that WOMEN = origin from a MAN. Which also the BIBLE says: "she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.”".
@@nathanhz6268 And real church is human body itself, therefore, anyone who seeks for real CHURCH OF CHRIST, must take a look inside:
1 Corinthians 3:16
Know ye not that ye are the temple of God, and that the Spirit of God dwelleth in you?
1 Corinthians 3:17
If any man defile the temple of God, him shall God destroy; for the temple of God is holy, which temple ye are.
1 Corinthians 6:19
What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?
"This is a school, not church"? - if school teaches nonsenses (trans lie, nasa lie and etc.) then it is no school.
@@nathanhz6268 sharing truth is too much for school? Isn`t that the only reason for school(s)?
So true -- this channel is pure genius, keep it coming🤣
👨🏻🦲: Can you spell “Woman” please?
👦🏼 : Sure, “A-D-U-L-T,
F-E-M-A-L-E, H-U-M-A-N”
🏆
Even better,
"A-D-U-L-T, P-E-R-S-O-N"!
As "person" is meant to be female with males being humans.
Same thing with cow/bull, bit-/hound, puss/tabby, mare/stallion, ewe/ram, sow/boar, etc.
XX chromosomes.
@@AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn Im an adult person and im not a woman.
Fun Fact:
The origin of the word "woman" is actually to be found in Germany. Back in the olden days the word "man" was referring to humans in general ("Mensch" in German) and was completely genderless. To differentiate between a female and a male human, two words would be used in front of "man", "wer" for males and "wif" for females. The "wer" we can still see in words like "werewolf", meaning "male human wolf" (a female werewolf doesn't really exist, it would have to be called "wifwolf"). The "wif man" (female human) turned into the modern word "woman". Also, the modern word "wife" comes from the old German word "wif" for female human, too.
Thanks for the knowledge man.
You‘re welcome!😉@@anonymous52638
Feminist reading your comment: Uhm... I think this is mansplaining
so Wifi is a female word?
@@SomeUkrainian69_420_1337_228you gotta use werfi if your a man you biggot
Wow, where did you guys find kids who can act that well???? That was great, especially the ending "...his word was woman."
That part was hilarious.
@Paul Mykietyn You just said what I was thinking.
For sure. ☺️
Rejected actors from Kamalas space summit with the kids the only overactor there was K
That kid looked like a mini Matt Walsh
Lincoln should've been like "Why are you bringing politics to a spelling bee?"
How am i only discovering this channel now?😮 ..this is brilliant.. Subscribed 👍
Although this is comical, all the excuses given by the moderators are actual excuses used by people who refuse to define a woman
The biggest stupidity that a human being has done has been to bring the trend of not to define what is a woman 🤦🏻♀️after all those years calling woman a woman. This america is so stupid, they want to change what is right for what is bad.
It kinda makes sense if you think about it, or even if you don't. so I think called win/win
@@greenwave819 win/win sounds like a new pronoun. But I prefer she/her
Think that’s one of the points haha
@Zoot Rollo Not everyone believes + people have different faiths and believe in different gods. Some don't recognize Jesus as any significant figure, while Christians worship him as a Messiah. Everyone has their own ideas of the world (including yourself) and a simple TH-cam comment will not change this.
The only way for us to find out who is actually right is through our own deaths.
The fact that the judge himself was pissed that the letter x has been added to the word woman is pure genius within itself.
Wait that was legit ?
@@augustadams5006 no it wasn’t, but the fact that it’s borderline believable is hilarious 😂
@@augustadams5006 I mean they did added x to latino
@@sorethumbs379 Hi. Let's not even acknowledge any added extras they want to add to WOMAN. It's ridiculous.... If their adding to the word woman, that's because they are referring to Men being physically altered via surgery or tablets.... So I do not know why they want to attach their experiences with the word woman, because they have never been women and no matter how much surgery or medication they take, THEY WILL NEVER EVER BE WOMEN... ITS AN IMPOSSIBILITY. Use another word and detach from the illusion of thinking that they can mess about with the word woman when referring to real women... Just Woman will do.
I hope everyone looks up Donald Glover's Spelling Bee skit. It's on TH-cam and it's not that long either.
Bro doesn’t know how to spell “women” but is absolutely humbling them 😂
I do hate it when people use the word to describe the definition of the word. That’s not how you define a word because it creates a paradox, a never ending cycle of the same definition…
I mean, at one point that's gonna happen with any word
Alright, this is my favorite Babylon Bee video of all time!!
😂🤣😂🤣
Mine too! 😂😂😂
I blew my coffee this was too too too funny...cuz it's true. I wish eveyone on Earth could see this right now.
Same
But it's frightening if this could be true! This is actually happening,
@@patriciahuffman6327
?
It's frightening "if this COULD be true!"
But in your next sentence you state
"It's actually happening!?"
So which is it?
Could be true or It's actually happening? 🤔
“WRONG! IT’S GOT AN X IN IT FOR SOME REASON!!”
The way he delivered that line was absolutely Golden! 😂😂
It has an X in it because of the X chromasone ( probably spelt that wrong)
This is why I propose we rid ourselves of men and instead define ourselves as ManY, since we have the Y chromosome.
@@skybussey6147 Say sike rn
@@skybussey6147 Cool story bro
i actually searched google to see if that`s an actual thing ,then i realised it was just part of the skit.
Like he was born ready for that boy's 'mistake' loool
The people sitting in the back without reacting is even funnier
You've got this one. I love this.
If you would've showed me this 10 years ago I wouldn't have gotten these jokes. But now I'm laughing and at the same time I'm sad this is even up for discussion 😅😂
@Ragnar Odinsson soo u saying a barren lady is not a woman!?
@@paularies5276 someone with an xx chromosome
@Ragnar Odinsson more like being born with only female reproductice system. Working or not.
Woman is like the price of merchandise on Rodeo Drive. If you need to ask, you can't afford it (or to). LOL
Woman: An adult, human, female. Female: of or denoting the sex that can bear offspring or produce eggs, distinguished biologically by the production of gametes (ova) which can be fertilized by male gametes. It's not hard.
The scariest part is there are ppl like those judges on school boards
And I eliminated in job interview because of this. Those brаinless liberals is destroying the world.
no there arent
@@0kr4m yes there are. If you're saying there aren't then you're either from a normal part ofAmerica or not from America at all. School boards in America are fucking disgusting
@@SleekHeroo No there arent and we dont need to define woman
@@0kr4msorry but you would need proofs to back up your claim
And to make matters totally absurd- we now have a Justice on the Supreme Court who doesn’t know what a woman is by definition! 🤢👎🏼🤥
It would have been great if following the male judge using Ketanji Brown Jackson as an example, if the kid had asked, "does she know the definition of "woman?"
That's awesome!!! Thanks for the laughs guys!
We live in a society where Babylon Bee has a hard time parodying it
yeah because they're shit at their job.
How sad it is that parody has become real life.
5-10 years ag, this skit would probably ended up as "eeh?" and noone gets it.
but it's a reality that everybody gets.
That's because the babylon bee has a hard time understanding what parody is. It doesn't say much about society that BB refuses to make a new joke and simply repeats the same old bullshit for ten years which was never funny or good to begin with. It says a lot about them though.
"people will believe anything, literally anything, if you just say it like you mean it"
- myself
But it's literally true
Top stuff, great kid acting & the precocious hair flick was spot on
I've just made nearly the same comment! It was vey good, though 😂
The liberal teachers were very on spot !
Person 1. "I identify As A Woman"
Person 2. "I identify you As Mentally Ill"
Also Person 2. "I don't mind what you think of yourself... the problem is when you try to use government power to force me into what to say and think".
❤️ The hair flick!
@@guidedmeditation2396 USA has freedom of speech, move there if you’re concerned about it
This will never get old
This was great! The bad thing is that this could be any public school in America, and would be very believable .
This most bizarre concept is a means to an end. It seeks to normalize the policing of speech and thoughts and is a crack in the dam and a slippery slope
I bet this word will never ever end up in a spelling bee. Just for this reason.
One more reason to ban public schools.
No it couldn’t. The judges didn’t have purple hair and nose rings.
@@guidedmeditation2396 Social norms have been doing that for a long time.
Lol the fact that he is afraid to touch her to make her calm down at 2:24 after she literally does that to him shows how much effort they put in this video.
🧀 Transgender is when someone is born with a gender opposite the sex characteristics normally associated with that gender.
Mathew 19:12
🏳️🌈 Eunuchs that are born that way are transgender.
🏳️🌈 Eunuchs made that way by others were abused in some way and something inside of them blocks off a certain type of body but it doesn't happen to everyone that is abused.
🏳️🌈 Those that choose to live like Eunuchs FOR THE SAKE OF THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN are bisexual people that choose partners of the same sex-characteristics but opposite in regards to gender.
Notice, it states God PREFERS for people to be in LGBT relationships.
Jesus, David, and Joseph were all transgender and Jesus is returning as a woman.
God created them male and female, determined by gender, located in the brain.
I am Elijah of Malachi 4:5-6. In Deuteronomy, it states nobody was castrated back then. But, that is what God wanted people to think so they wouldnt take it out of the Bible. As Elijah, any discrepancies in the Bible are ultimately decided by me. I can't prove I am Elijah, but people keep telling me I'm about to be announced to the world. My destiny is to usher in the Messiah!
Anyone that teaches same-sex marriage is a sin will die with the wicked by their own choice. Anyone selling anything using the gospel or teaching the LIE of monetary tithing will also die with the wicked.
Romans is not referring to Eunuchs where one partner is transgender. Plus, God is the one who did it because they were trying to procreate during orgies.
Lev., Corinthians, and Timothy are referring to pedophilia. Billy Graham the wolf translated the Bible wrong........
You have a keen eye Martim, thanks for pointing this out. It's fun to watch his trepidation as he decides it's not worth the risk, and pulls his hand back.
Gem of a sketch.
I didn’t even catch that nice one
so well played 😅
Insanity. And we’re supposed to take these clowns seriously… 🤦🏻♂️
America is now my circus
I watch it without paying 😅😅😅
Those who have been telling us to follow the science don't know the difference between a man and a woman.
They know there's a difference... they don't want there to be. Baphamet. These people are literal devil worshipers.
I'm not a veterinarian, but I know what a honey badger is!
The people that “follow” the science are just as culty as a religion. Science is something that humans engage in.. any of us can go by reason and logic.. and limit ourselves to conclusions based solely on evidence.
It’s not science. It’s a cult.
🌭 🌮
Duh
“Kenny, your word is micropachycephalosaurus”
“His word was Womxn” 🤣
Can i has in sentence please?
Yes, imma bout to shove a micropachycephalosaurus in your ass if you dont hurry up
Where the hell did that x come from?
@@theghosttypegreninja8851 ikr
@@theghosttypegreninja8851 (Just in case this isn't a joke and you're actually wondering) OP is referencing what was said in the video.
@@theghosttypegreninja8851 The term womxn is an alternative spelling of the English word woman. Womxn has been found in writing since the 1970s, along with the term womyn, to avoid perceived sexism in the standard spelling, which contains the word man. (Wikipedia)
Just think, this actually happened in a congressional hearing. We're in so much trouble!
The human right is to live. To be ALLOWED to LIVE YOUR LIFE.
I saw the "womxn" joke coming and it still got me laughing like crazy. Great job, Babylon Bee!
People use womxn now??
@@chromiyum6849 No one actually uses it, they just like commanding others to use it.
@@Rakkoonn Sooooooooo true.
Yep, as soon as he spelt it I knew he was "wrong"
@@Rakkoonn at this point I don’t believe 90% of those people are real. I think their bots. Have you ever met someone in real life as unhinged as people act on the internet? Maybe. But not as frequently. Not even close
When our society has come to the point where people pretend to not know what what a woman is, we are in serious trouble.
But it is complicated since we've way more scientific knowledge at this time and has realized that the simplicity of the 2 sexes really aren't as simple as history has potrayed it. As an example the scientific definition of a female is a person with XX-Chromosomes. But the usual person would consider it based on genitals which doesn't always agree with the chromosomes. There are also sexual differences between people of the same sex like males with male brains and males with female brains.
@@darkwolf4434 But what is a woman? Let me help you: An adult, human female.
@@darkwolf4434 If you cannot define a woman based on biology, because of lots of variables, then how can you say "male and female brain"?
@@Sunfl75 But what's the definition of female? A person with XX-Chromosomes and a vagina. At that point it's already creating complications since there are people with XY-chromosomes who have a vagina. I would call them women despite them not following all the characteristics of a biological female. So generally people with XX-chromosomes have certain body structures as I mentioned vagina, boobs, a certain brain structure and so on. However not everyone has all biological structures. Specifically brain structure seems to cause effects that makes you feel alienation towards your own body which is called gender dysphoria.
There are also cultural/social ways to view women. That's what we call gender while we usually refer to the biological markers as sex. Hence the term trans-gender and not trans-sex.
@@darkwolf4434 You write "Specifically brain structure ." What brain structure? And whatever happened to hormonal influence on our brains and nature v.s nurture? That aside: You started defining a female quite well. Then you fell short, because all it took for you to see a female was a vagina and boobs... And the vagina is normally hidden under clothes. "Boobs" can be artificial.
In order to define a human, adult female you need to take naturally occuring reproductive organs as your que. Does she have a natural vagina, a naturally occuring uterus, felopian tubes and ovaries? Does she have naturally occuring mammary glands for producing breast milk to feed an infant? Is there abcense of testies and a penis?That's when you're looking at a human female.
This may be over a year old, but it is still great and educational to watch.
Educational? You are off your tree!
The best of the best! I like your videos very much!
I love the fact that the parents/adults are just staring in the back and do not even acknowledge the fact that the judges are yelling at him.
It's obvious the judges' anger and the audience's non-reaction are scripted.
@John Anderson I know it was scripted, it's still surprising
@@johnanderson9765 but they need to make it realistic
@@johnanderson9765 Its scriptd since its a skit
That's because they all know that kid is a bigot.
“His word was woman.” Although the whole things was comical, that was the best line.
I'm still laughing at that ending!!!!!
Woman as in chest feeding milk bag person? Or a stunning and brave male pretending to be a woman?
His inner voice "C'mon MAN WTF! Do I look Asian to you?!!!!"
It was a great punchline delivery to the gag!
Bigot! Don't you know it has an x in it now, for some reason? W-o-m-x-n!
This is jokes. Not being serious.
This is absolute Gold!!!
Females have two of the same kind of sex chromosome (XX), and are called the homogametic sex. Males have two different kinds of sex chromosomes (XY), and are called the heterogametic sex.
The fact this isn't even satire anymore is one of the scariest things to have happened to society.
If there was a school shooting while he tried to spell then it would be scary, otherwise not even close.
It's OK. Scarier things had happened to humanity. We are not really meant to live life without challenge. So, the important thing is never lose courage.
you when non-binary people exist: 😥😰😱😟😨😬
American society, you are not the whole world you idiots,just because you tools dont know what a woman is and live in lala land doesnt mean the rest of the world is as stupid, have a nice collapse america 😂
Western society*
I love it!!! All of the actors, the adults as well as the kids, nailed it perfectly 😂. This is actually happening, you couldn’t make it up.
I know, it was flawless, like perfect. I'm still laughing 😂
But they did !
You can Make it up , They Do
I talked to people like this online, they are actually mentally unstable.
🧀 Transgender is when someone is born with a gender opposite the sex characteristics normally associated with that gender.
Mathew 19:12
🏳️🌈 Eunuchs that are born that way are transgender.
🏳️🌈 Eunuchs made that way by others were abused in some way and something inside of them blocks off a certain type of body but it doesn't happen to everyone that is abused.
🏳️🌈 Those that choose to live like Eunuchs FOR THE SAKE OF THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN are bisexual people that choose partners of the same sex-characteristics but opposite in regards to gender.
Notice, it states God PREFERS for people to be in LGBT relationships.
Jesus, David, and Joseph were all transgender and Jesus is returning as a woman.
God created them male and female, determined by gender, located in the brain.
I am Elijah of Malachi 4:5-6. In Deuteronomy, it states nobody was castrated back then. But, that is what God wanted people to think so they wouldnt take it out of the Bible. As Elijah, any discrepancies in the Bible are ultimately decided by me. I can't prove I am Elijah, but people keep telling me I'm about to be announced to the world. My destiny is to usher in the Messiah!
Anyone that teaches same-sex marriage is a sin will die with the wicked by their own choice. Anyone selling anything using the gospel or teaching the LIE of monetary tithing will also die with the wicked.
Romans is not referring to Eunuchs where one partner is transgender. Plus, God is the one who did it because they were trying to procreate during orgies.
Lev., Corinthians, and Timothy are referring to pedophilia. Billy Graham the wolf translated the Bible wrong........
Nicely done guys 👍🏼❤️🙏🏻
wow, that's a lot of anger
The kid has more brains than the judges themselves.
And yet, the one with more brains still let's the idiots control the situation and tell them they're wrong when they've proven the truth, and so, the lie gets accepted as truth and the truth gets mocked and criticized until demanded to remain silent, forgotten or they'll be consequences, which most would just choose to complain, sit back and let the idiots do what they want.
That is an accurate portrayal of the woke system
@@VYMQGSOH "how loud do I have to be and how many times do I have to shout before it becomes true" is basically their entire argument
@John Strife
"If you tell a lie; make it big and say it often enough and eventually people will think it's true"
-Adolf Hitler
Kinda scary to think about huh?😣😣
wow it’s like the judges are actors
Kid deserves an award for his performance!!
They all do! In fact, the whole ensemble is doing a better job than most recent Hollywood movies put together.
He probably had it actually happened to him at a real spelling bee
The acting was terrible im not sure what you’re talking about. It was tolerable but let’s not lie to the little guy.
Howdy. I never sold any man, nor my dad, nor grandpa, nor greatgrandpa. My brothers provoke me all the time but I would never sell them. Let God be true and every man a liar. Daniel 11 talks about the king of the north (pope, his allies, some European kingdoms) defeating the king of the south (blackpope type man, his allies, some African kingdoms) and carrying Africans and treasures captive.
Apostle Bishop Chief Doctor Evangelist Father Jesus is the Almighty, the everlasting Father, the mighty God, etc. Revelation 1, Isaiah 9 in the old king James bible. My body is the temple of God so I watch what I eat and drink. By saying to hell with so many people, you are on your way there. I would rather read the old king James Bible than false translations. Jesus looked like the dark brown ancient Egyptians, had short hair, did not wear a dress, kept the seventh day sabbath, did not cover his head when he prayed, etc. Many Europeans, Asians, and other people that are "light skinned" would rather go to hell than accept a dark brown Jesus as shown in Revelation 20, Ezekiel 38, Ezekiel 39, etc. Who do you think Gog, Magog, Togarmah, north quarters, etc is referring to? Mormons are not Bible saints and need to repent.
Remembering the sabbath day (sunset friday to sundown saturday) to keep it holy shows our love for God. Every righteous Christian should preach the true gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ every week. The everlasting gospel is to believe on the Lord Jesus, repent of your deeds, and keep the commandments of Jesus if you love him. We must abstain from (fornication, idolatry, blood, strangled things) the FIBS before we can say that we have turned to God. Do you love Judge Jesus the Almighty enough to respect each holy day, each new moon, and each sabbath? Colossians 2:8,16,18. Old King James Bible. Do you love the Lord Jesus enough to stop making yourself abominable, and to stop eating abominations like swine (pig/pork/bacon…), chicken, turkey, catfish, lobster, mouse, shrimp, cicada, etc? Revelation 21:8, Leviticus 11:43, Deuteronomy 14, Revelation 18:2. Now Romans 14 is clearly talking about fast days (not eating to the Lord) and the feast days of men like anniversaries, birthdays, graduations, weddings, promotions, dedications, etc. And Romans 14 also speaks about the people (biblitarian clean beast eaters) who may eat all things God said was clean, and the people who only eat herbs (herbivore vegetarians/vegans). Biblitarians are stronger, healthier and live longer than herbivores. God was the one who esteemed, blessed, sanctified, and hallowed the sabbath day. He also blesses each new moon, and holy feast day. He did NOT bless and does NOT esteem the first day sunday, turkeyday, Christmas, Easter, crossover (January 1st), Ramadan, friday, nor other heathen days. REPENT of your deeds and preach the true gospel to sinners in the streets. Jesus hates the deeds and the doctrine of the Nicolaitanes which is grace and the traditions of men. I pray that the Holy Ghost will open your eyes to the truth. Love others as Jesus loves you. Have a good residue of the year.
@B Henry I don’t have to have performed in a performance to critique them. By your logic, you wouldn’t be able to tell that a mechanic is doing a shitty job at replacing an engine in a car unless you yourself were a mechanic - and other countless examples. I don’t need to be a musician to know that a person playing an instrument off-beat is not doing great.
This is so true on so many levels.
The build-up to her saying no is hilarious😂
"The definition of 'Woman' is 'Woman'!" Comedy gold right there.
I hope everyone looks up Donald Glover's Spelling Bee skit. It's on TH-cam and it's not that long either.
I'm more amused because I took Metaphysics for college. One of the goals in that branch of Philosophy is how to avoid these situations. Specifically "how can we make statements about Reality that are always True AND have meaning? Since the only things that are always True are tautology definitions for example: 'a ball is a ball'."
The long pause and lean before the "no" got me 😂 but its so true unfortunately
I died when he said "it has an X in it now for some reason!". 🤣
Now Latinos are Latinx.
@@DavidMacKayE Yeah. I hear that online. None of my latino/latina friends in the real world seem to think so though.
holy shit, ur buff
@@ikillwithyourtruthholdagai2000 lol. Thanks. You look like you're in great shape yourself.
You won’t love the lake of fire I guarantee you that
This is awesome 😂❤
The "his word was woman" got me 🤣
"An adult human female" - there, done and dusted lmao
Trans women are women, but not females. Therefore your definition is incorrect
@@kirowaterlaw9432 My definition is the literal Google definition
AYO!
Now define female
@@Gonbatfire a person with xx chromosomes.
That was so good, the kids really sold it. The boys line at the end "His word was woman" killed me lol.
“His word was woman”
And yet, he still somehow got it wrong, despite actually spelling it correctly. So…which had it worse? The kid with the really long and complicated word…or the one that’s literally impossible to get right because some people put a random x in it in place of the a?
@Donny D probably that stuck up little b*tch at the start with his hair flick 🤣 oh wait.. I'm not allowed to say that because I'm white and she isn't. 😱
@Donny D 😂😂😂
Love it and it’s so funny how now we have to play dumb for the real dummies that change the definition to their own and demand us to go with it!😡🤬
You don't have to unless you work for them or something
This kid's strong inside! Not a single tear! 😮
The last kid killed me with laughter"his word was women" 😂😂😂😂
so true
Imagine being that last kid, you know you'll get the hardest one!
Woman not women. Women are plural, and women are singular, meaning 1 person who is an adult female human being.
😂
The first little girl flipping her braids back with attitude was spot on.
Precocious.
Sadly, I have no group that I can share this with
Brilliant!
imagine the kid just spelled out "B, I, T, C, H" instead 💀
Then he says, "Shows how much _you_ know"
Literally what I was waiting for lmfaooooo
I can name that tune in 4.
@@ScxjunkieLMAO 🤣
the kid should of spelled it like that
Ask anyone from a non-western country what a woman is & you'll get a definition in no time.
Ask any woman from a Western country and you'll get a slap.
Because they are bigoted 3rd world scum! - Stupid Liberal more likely
Just ask anyone who is mentally stable
Everyone on earth could give you a definition in no time, some people are just scared to admit they have one
@Анастасія 1_3_6 for being grossly stupid i.e. 144 times more stupid than averagely stupid.
2:37 😂😂😂🤣🤣man, that’s good
It has been way to of a delay to start watching you guys on a regular basis lol
Plot twist: his name isn't Lincoln; it's Matt Walsh
I was looking for this comment! 😂😂
Brilliant! And very well=acted too. I adore Madison's little hair toss after she spells 'precocious'. Great stuff! 😂
Haha no doubt precocious
And here we are.
The last four years have been a nightmare. We are legitimizing weirdness and penalizing normality. Believe me NO one is going to enjoy living in the world being created in our country.
no...its being created by the degenerate LEFTist LIBERALS.....not real Americans with their heads screwed on straight.....
"WRONG! IT'S GOT AN "X" IN IT NOW FOR SOME REASON!" That one got me 🤣
Me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I couldn’t get this “x” part of the joke 🥲
@@THANA_III I believe it has to do with the LatinX idiocy
@@vajs6312 similar, feminist decided the "men" part was sexist due to being "the default"
@@cummingnico5187 Amen
LOVE how when the kid exits the stage, he says- "X doesn't make that sound"!!! More 24 karat GOLD from Babylon Bee! Thanks!
I swear, if anyone tried to tell me that, my instinctive response would be to blurt out "so it's wo-mexican, then?"
Or "wo-mz-n" since the x can sound like a z, as in Xerox.
@@leiatyndall8648 wamazon
@@Gaze73 Is that women from the Amazon ?
I have to know if that was improv or not.
Wow, that was so real!! 😂 I already knew this channel and what it makes but still I tought that was real until the judges get angry with the kid 😂
You guys r the best😂😅.