Boomer Triggers Gen-Z Snowflakes. Brad Upton
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 ต.ค. 2019
- Nothing triggers a Gen-Z snowflakes like a boomer with a lot to say, and trust us, Brad Upton has a lot to say! Give us an "Okay Boomer" in the comments and go watch more comedy by downloading the Dry Bar Comedy App now available on all iOS and Android devices
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My wife passed away last Tuesday and this is the first time I have laughed and laughed hard!
I'm sorry for your loss
Sorry man. Stay strong!!!
My sincere condolences, sir. Be well.
I am sorry for your loss. Be well! laughter is good for the soul.
My condolences for your loss
This is the youngest old guy I’ve ever seen
I've met older young guys.
@@phoenixrising7047 whoa 👐🧠🌋
@@jacobmarshall5391 No deciphering emoji's today bro.
No. I think he's the oldest young guy I've ever seen.
@Epoxygleu actually... Its wow mind blown
I can not express how much I appreciate real life comedy. It's such obvious stuff, but I could never think of any of it myself.
This guy is really fantastic. And not just for his material. His timing, his body language, his way of making things funny without really making anything seem outright offensive. Brilliant. Bravo, Brad!
Look up Quinn Dale. 😅
@@blackfacePM I will definitely do that, thank you!!!
😂
I watched this entire video and not once did i even smirk. what is this world im living on
@@Youonlyhavetolay35bricks-nd1dgYou may have been the punchline?
OK, he got me at the "scrolling down for the birthyear," quite relatable. 😂
"You know what happened to the dumb kids - They didn't make it!"
And I'm hooked
I wish it was still like this. The new generation makes me think our intelligence decreased significantly.
@@user-fl1ml6hl4g that's because it has! Our mothers would yell "in or out" (from slamming doors. So we went out and our parents had no idea how close we came to drowning, falling from great heights, and pummeling each other in rock fights. I got one imbedded in my head from speed biking in the Appalachian mountains.
@@druoleary I feel like you think we gen z didn't do this. We did, our parents just never bothered to figure it out, some as yours I guess.
@@ryla22 You did, most didn't. There's too much to play with now that parents have to kick kids out of the house just so they can get Vitamin D from the sun.
The Dumb Kids were too
Honesty as a 20 year old watching this, he’s making a lot of good points.
Lmao as a 22 year old i had those dial phones at home when small, i cant associate with your age nor with older im right inbetween the worlds
@@atticgamer3134 oh man i can relate to that lol
*Honestly*
Go ROCKIES!
@@atticgamer3134 same brother same
Lol You slam the phone receiver so hard, the bell inside would DING !!!! Yes our phones had actual bells inside. Lol
You had to remember phone numbers in your head!
@@K.Spade7902 OMG I had like 50 different phone numbers stored in my head. And I even kept a little phone book I made from paper cut down to size to fit in my wallet
We had a party line, If you were sneaky n quiet you could listen in on other conversations. Really didn't matter, they were neighbors, they'd walk over n tell u later.
The phones in the phones booths were even stronger. Ever had a total meltdown in a phonebooth? 😅
@@Ser_Jerry lol No not personally , but I know what youre talking about . Public phones in general were just indestructible battle tanks . I've seen some take serious abuse
Fighter pilot joke... LMAO! I'm done - that was BRILLIANT!
Comedy without cursing?
Wow.
Rare as a white raven.
I know right? Crazy.
4:59
Is that a racist joke?
@@donaldleroy6502 nah
ThAtS RaCiSt!!!!
I dunno who tf this guy is... but we need more of him.
Did you read the title? or are you 20?
@Ricky Spanish let me guess you want a participation medal for telling people when nobody asked?
@@s.c.o.s4672 knowing someone's name and knowing what he does are completely different, how old are you for you not to understand that...
@@onyourface207 r/woosh
@@s.c.o.s4672 no one asked
Dry Bar crept into my algorithm... because if you're looking for good clean comedy then this is it. Wholesome comedians who are smart and funny and deliver without resorting to low humour. And I like how he waits for the audience to get the joke... then explains himself... then laughs too.
Accidentally stumbled on this man, and was going to spend a few minutes watching. Ended up watching the whole thing. Mr. Upton is a master of his craft.
Grandpa jokes are like dad jokes that aged like fine wine
true. h a h a
Watch the video of Ray Stephens or Willie Nelson called I'm my own grandpa...you will die laughing. Lol. I promise.
Except that HK one. Some bottles are better left unopened.
Faaax
woah double simile
This so refreshing , no cursing , no wokeness , no virtue signaling . Old school stand up comedy rocks !
@Kit The Kat aRodz, what is virtue signaling?
Swearing is normal
But he must be very carefull in this time, SJWs can turn even innocent joke against him.
Holy sh*t lmao!! I LOVE THIS GUY! On point!
@@GoaWay... it's basically bragging about what a good person you think you are Ex: Someone boasting about all the charity work they did to make it seem like they're a great person when in reality they only donated to brag about it
What a crisp and polished stand up comic. This guy is awesome!
Brilliant Brad! If they don't already that's what they should call you. My wife and I got married in 1988, we spent the year before 800 miles apart. My kids couldn't believe we actually wrote letters to each other with a pen and papers.
“If you can’t control your own emotions, you’re forced to control other people’s behaviour. That’s why the touchiest, most oversensitive and easily upset must not set the standard for the rest of us.”
Let me guess: the quote is from John Cleese...?🤔
Is it? Have to google it now👍
@@s.g.b.808 let me guess your a sjw fool
@@lauriehealey6255
Let me guess: You’re not a fan of Monty Python...?🤔
Twitter.
This is the kind of dad where when you visit your friends house you spend the whole time talking to him instead.
Yep
I am the kid that talks to the parents over the kids because I was raised like him so its harder for me to actually enjoy my generation since I hang out with adults and older people because they actually do stuff and I understand them my generation is pathetic
My grandfather was like that. though he already passed away, but he was a great man.
@@Lostname53 Good on ya. You sound like our daughter!
He's like when you go to a party and there's a dog
Quick mouth, didn't mis-speak nary a time, great timing, hilarious impressions and mimics, G rated. Brad just made my top 5 funniest stand-ups. Now I gotta find the rest of his material. He's so old he's gotta have more material.
I'm a boomer too. I remember the things you talked about. I miss the phone on the wall with the really long cord😊.
We grew up in a mobile home and the best way to find out who took the phone to their room was to follow the 25' cord from the wall!
I’m not a boomer. Not even close. But I also remember those phones 😊
This guy is ten times funnier than any present cast member of SNL
@Daniel Rodriguez I thought it was still good up to the early 90s but its been trash for the last 25 yrs imo
@Daniel Reyna wow...you're a smart one to come up with that.
SNL Saturday Night Losers
That show is still on? I thought it died after Ferrel left.
I 100% agree with that.
Being funny without being vulgar is such an amazing art. Much respect.
It should be easy to have good jokes without using profanity but proves to be difficult for many of the "popular" comedians.
@@Powerduo88 Its easier to misconstrue jokes to intentionally be offended. Individuals now are willing to make a mountain of a molehill.
Ngl i didn’t even grin.
Sure is
@@Powerduo88 Can't see that profanity is a problem, if a joke is funny then who gives two shits about if it was with or without profanity.
Dear Mr. Upton, I found out a few things about myself right now. 1. NEVER watch your comedy while having lunch. 2. I actually found those pick-up lines attractive. 3. You are now on my top ten list of comedians I would pay to see live.
Great set!
Yes 🎉
The slamming the phones down
part had me proper creasing up!
I'm of an age where i remember
doing that... and it did feel good!
It's a stolen Seinfeld joke.
Playing with that spiral cord and untwisting it.. that was satisfying. Plus those phones were heavy .. straight weaponized boxing glove.😅
so true, it was awesome
What a concept...a comedian that's actually funny, relevant and doesn't need to use a plethora of profanity. He is a much needed breath of fresh air!!
Absolutey!
Yep rly refreshing I like his style
I'm not exactly sure that guy's breath is one of fresh air, but I get your point.
Honestly at some point I was expecting him to start cussing at some time but he doesn’t and it really is a “breath of fresh air”
Yeaaaaa I'm tired of the excessive swearing thing too ,but it seems like instead he's resorted to constant "lib-tard bashing" ,phone bad ,and LUL new generation. It only appeals to stubborn conservatives who are scared of any ounce of change. it feels sort of boring
"Now the dumb ones live"
Fear not that's what tik tok challenges are for!
Lol
Aye natural selection must find new ways to clean house.
They should've added flavors to tide pods.
AND in house BBQing.
Else, you might want'm pulling bacon down their pants in front of a pitbull owner
True man
Where did this guy come out of. I've never heard of them and I'm in my seventies. He is really funny. And most of the shots of that crowd they look to be in their twenties and thirties and he's got them in stitches. This guy is good.
I never thought I’d ever find an older comedian who was actually funny, but this guy is awesome 😂. Can’t stop watching this guy lol
The least used app on any twenty something year olds phone, is, the phone😅
An older comedian who’s actually funny….
@@DirtyRottenTaylor
A youngster who can actually string together at least half an actual sentence.... amazing.
😅😂
@@glenmiller4273 Are you serious?
What a stupid comment.
This guy just rolls the jokes out without thinking which is next. Never seen him before , but he's hilarious.
Hes not wrong about the slamming phones when hanging up thing. I miss it.😂😂😂
I agree 😂 I enjoy this guy way more than comedians from my own generation
Because its written material smart one..
@@quentinhicks6999 so go write down half an hour of jokes, then get on stage and recite them all in a way that makes people actually laugh, then if it’s so easy because it is written.
@@IAmTheRealBill exactly. A lot of comedy is in the delivery, timing, cadence, etc.
Takes some comedians years to hown in on the perfect formula. Some are just naturally gifted, like Robin Williams. 😊
This guy should take over late night tv. Lots of us would watch again
No chance; he makes fun of snowflake millennials, he isn't ashamed of being Caucasian, and he's proud to be a man.
v-town1980 everything millennials hate
Well I’m one but like I’m not the ones that want to hate this dude for making these jokes
Thomas Cox. And the info is accurate
I remember watching Johnny Carson AND Jay Leno make jokes about the president. But they were jokes. Funny, not hateful. Big difference.
@@v-town1980 amen brother 🙋
Laughing this hard should be illegal. It hurts🤣
This guy is awesome!! Love his humor and. Love the fact that there is no cursing and it isn’t political. Great work 😂😂
Thank you!
“You know what happened to the dumb kids? They didn’t make it!” 🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Right? I honestly think that's the problem with the world today. All the dumb kids are now making it to reproductive age and the only partner they can find is also dumb. I think Idiocracy did a documentary on this not long ago. We need to make life challenging again to thin the herd and strengthen the gene pool. We can start by taking those labels off the grill.
Buy a new car and read all the warning stickers plastered on it. Don't forget to look in the wheel well and realize the placed it their for those stupid enough to actually Jack up their car/truck and actually put their head between the tire and the vehicle .
The only funny line in the video
1st joke is a George Carlin bit. How is no one calling this out?
"Here's another pack of jackoffs who ought to be strangled in front of their children. People who pay for inexpensive items with a credit card. You know? Folks, take my word for this, Raisinetts is NOT a major purchase. Get some f***ing cash together. No one should be paying the bank eighteen percent interest on Tic-Tacs. And you're holding up the f***ing line, too. Some dorky looking prick with a fanny pack waiting to be approved for a bag of Cheese Doodles. I need this like I need an infected scrotum. Get some f***ing money. Next guy in front of me that pays for Newsweek with a credit card is getting stabbed in the eyes!"- George Carlin, Complaints and Grievances, c. 2001
1st joke is a George Carlin bit. How is no one calling this out?
"Here's another pack of jackoffs who ought to be strangled in front of their children. People who pay for inexpensive items with a credit card. You know? Folks, take my word for this, Raisinetts is NOT a major purchase. Get some f***ing cash together. No one should be paying the bank eighteen percent interest on Tic-Tacs. And you're holding up the f***ing line, too. Some dorky looking prick with a fanny pack waiting to be approved for a bag of Cheese Doodles. I need this like I need an infected scrotum. Get some f***ing money. Next guy in front of me that pays for Newsweek with a credit card is getting stabbed in the eyes!"- George Carlin, Complaints and Grievances, c. 2001
Okay, that guy was one of the most funny non-swearing comedians I've seen in ages.
Nah. He’s got the credentials to be a comedian. The attitude, the imagination and style. He’s clever- but not one of the greats
Agreed; Brian Regan is another favorite of mine!
(Love your content by the way!)
@@RP-mp4ow Why bother writing that?
@@johnbrownell7715 why not?
@@RP-mp4ow He quite clearly is a comedian. If you knew anything about anything that would have been obvious.
Him: "Back then, we had no answering machines!"
Me: "What's an answering machine?" 😅
😢 my boomer dad would call my cell and assume that it was like a voice message machine so as he left a voicemail.. he'd wait for me to answer, in the message. As if I could pick up the call in the middle of the voicemail message. ❤ He's precious. With an Answering machine message, you could pick up the call at mid message.
"Enemy aircraft, 2 o'clock...." HAHA! 😆
I'm Mexican, and I'm literally crying at the Taco War joke... 😂😂😂
Same dude!!
Me three.
Does it count to be Eskimo/Mexican/Russian? Lol we have all kinds of mixed races in Alaska these days
It's tug-of-war a game we used to play in the 60s you have a rope and a group of kids stand at each end of the rope, both sides tug at the rope everyone on your team member helps
tug. who ever yanks you on their side by tugging the rope toward them wins. Sometimes you can draw a line and tug the rope whoever gets tugged across the line loses.
@@brendawilson1625 I'm pretty sure our Mexican friend here knows what tug-of-war is. The joke he is referring to is the joke Brad made when he said, "Tug-of-war? I thought you said 'Taco War'!"
The most charismatic old man yelling at the kids to get off his lawn that I've ever seen.
You haven't watched Gran Torino yet obviously.
@Jarrett Schneider Puch. Jiminny cricket.
@Jarrett Schneider Clearly you don't get the premise of the movie. I'm not going to argue it with you either but to put the man down because he merely acted a role is outlandish.
@Julien Martinez that doesn't even make sense, can you read?
Leon K can you?
Recently heard Home Depot is closing 100 stores,but there will be only 3 cashiers out of work
Now that’s funny and frustrating all at the same time!😂 😡
I keep watching DRYBAR, but seriously I have not come across a bad comedian yet. I respect the guidelines they have. Mr. Upton is wonderful. Laughter is truly the best medicine, that and my natural vitamins and herbs.😅 Zero tolerance for alcohol and drugs. 100% for clean laughter.
I really miss being able to slam the phone so hard that it'd hurt the other person's ear.
I miss leaving the house to escape phone calls.
Someone needs to invent an app for an angry hang up!
I hear you about slamming the phone down. I've done that many many times☎️☎️📞📞
Same here LMFAO
Haven't done that since I was in high school back in the early 90s
@@NORTAH85 you should already made that app and people who saw this comment and watch the special sensors over 6 million views charge a dollar for the app you would have made some money. Haha
I love how he looks at the crowd like they're all his grandkids and he's done telling them a stupid grandpa joke. His smile is awesome
"You following me? I shot them all."
That's so bang on
Omg hes hilarious
@Dela Flowers
Its good to see people with a sense of humor.
@Dela Flowers
If we cant laugh at ourselves were doomed.
Might as well be under communism.
Take care, stay safe
One of my absolute favorites on the Dry Comedy Bar.
Just came across this at random... how can he give such a good and truthful history lesson and be so funny at the same time
this guy has more jokes in 39 minutes than these 1 hour netflix "specials".. and they were all funny and no filler.
Yep...and his transition game is on point!
You should watch legalize every thing, that's a good special
some of the netflix specials are alright
Unfortunately only 3 of them are funny. I guess he goes for quantity not quality.
And 100% all clean
“You’ve been drinking”? “Nah, I’m hunting” 🤣😂🤣😭
Sounds like a Family guy skit 🤣
Being from WV that was the funniest thing ever.
I have a friend that turns 100 this month and I looked for a card saying happy 100th birthday, couldn't find one, but there were quite a few for the 50th birthday. I was tempted to buy 2 of the 50 and put them in the same envelope!😀
I found him on my feed and was laughing so hard. I was able to relate to a lot of what he said. Now looking for more of his stand up routines. He is an amazing comedian. 👏
This guy is a genius, and the title is terrible
You're just TRIGGERED. SNOWFLAKE.
Jorge Hernandez Flores 1997-2002. so 17-22ish
@@predatorrt5632 it goes to 2006
Snowflake isn’t even an insult, it’s actually hilarious
@@evansoutdoors4022 Its supposed to be like 07-08 I'm pretty sure.
"I should have learned to talk to people." Truer words have never been spoken.
truer is not a word bro its more true
@@lemonlad8213 truer is an adjective of true -- it's literally in the dictionary. Come on man, you can spend your time doing something productive, rather than attempting to correct someonez grammar/spelling.
Those are the kids who are homeschooled. Technology has almost nothing do with it
@@mr8610 the "z" killed me. Thank you for that. 😁
I see what you did there. Take my like good sir! 😁
This guy is so hilarious and brings up the great old times and every time I see him never disappointed. 😂
Thanks for your sweet words. Been coming across your likes and comments on my page, seen how religious you are towards my affairs and some of my posts, appreciate.
Imagine Brad giving a toast at a wedding, giving a eulogy, or as an evangelical minister?
This man is skilled. A 40 minute comedy routine, nonstop with no stumbling, a steady , fast pace, and did anyone notice, no swearing at all. Basically all clean humor, compared to the vast majority of comedy. No crudity, nothing deeply offensive. A good job.
yet for some reason I didn't laugh
@@nathanc11 nice 180. it seems to be that way.
@@nathanc11 it's fair that you feel that way. I do agree that people find different things funny. I don't agree with you calling him a true comedian while denouncing comedians who swear. I have seen comedians young and old on both sides of the political spectrum (I don't really think that's a factor tho) who have written more original and funny acts than this one. the jokes were basic. some of the things he said we're incorrect. while he did have a couple of good jokes such as the 80 year old boxing, I do not think that he is a "true comedian." maybe there were people crying to this set, but it just wasn't that funny.
@@ianyoung4460 stfu no one asked
@@ianyoung4460 , People with a low IQ don't have a sense of humor. They can't understand it. Maybe you are not as clever as you think you are.
This dude chuckling at his own jokes makes them even better.
That's called a hack
well, somebody had to laugh!
@@DSPHistoricalSociety sounds like something a not funny person would say.
@@mja91352 not sure if your deaf or stupid but the audience thought he was funny too.
I'm so simple😅. That trail mix joke had me rolling.
62 y/o here, great material and timing! Facial mugging A+!
"Did you guys follow me on that one?"
(Leans in with hands on knees)
"I shot everybody."
Solid delivery.
Yea sadly it took me saying that to understand that joke
@@8butsideways You need to watch more. Comedy is the best exercise for the brain aside from solving puzzles and math problems. Everything else relies on memory.
In today's times you can't make a joke without getting protested. This comedian made me laugh. First good comedian I've seen in (woke) years.
facts
Lmao ur high
@@akirakona6679 4 words: Is not that funny
@@akirakona6679 also a name isnt a word💀
Getting old has never been funnier than Pete Seeger's song. "How do I know my youth is all spent?"
I still have mine and my friends old numbers in my head . One of them still has the same number 50 years later - LoL !!
Remember when it wasn't 753-2189 but was Plaza3-2189 instead? A keyword with 5 numbers after it? In the days of party lines and busy signals... and "It's ten o'clock, do you know where your children are?".
Genius.....he really is funny. Good humor, good delivery and something that can be enjoyed by the whole family.
Okay... this is a solid, SOLID, extremely well-polished set.
Haha are you saying its a gem or what?
That's what experience gets u
Lllllllllllllllllllllll
I like how he circles back to his other jokes just makes it 10x more entertaining.
Its called a callback. Most comedians do it
"You been drinkin? Nope, I was huntin" 😂
Came here by chance algorithms but had a good time. This guy delivered! 👍
This guy is funnier than most of the famous comedians these days
Cause comedians these days play it safe or they'll canceled. Its dumb. And boring.
@@Rin_Nya762 Isaac butterfield tends to avoid it and ignore cancel culture lol
@@baba9665 yeah he’s pretty funny funny but I haven’t watched him lately crowder has some funny bits but he’s mostly political
He's very intelligent. I like the way he sets his jokes up.
Wow Native Log, you are so cool.
I miss rotary phone & the fact sometimes the lines would get mixed up and you could hear another persons conversation lightly in background of your own call. Operator wires could listen in on our convos but we could hear them too 😂
I loved when he sang his kids’ music - and the luge pose! Great set.
Thanks for your sweet words. Been coming across your likes and comments on my page, seen how religious you are towards my affairs and some of my posts, appreciate.
I’m 17 and this doesn’t offend me at all. This dude is funny.
Same and I’m 18 years old freakin hilarious 🤣🤣
Same and I’m 18 years old freakin hilarious 🤣🤣
There is hope for humanity. Don't let the world or college change you.
Same lol 😆
Me to I am 18 turning 19 on July
"Enemy fighter, 2 o'clock!"
"Oh-sh! ... thats in an hour!"
😂🤣
is that am or pm? hahaha
@@stevenbacon-cheddar9914
14:00, lol,
a.m. would have to be 02:00.
That is HILARIOUS, Andrewy!
Why would you ever call out enemy fighter 2 oclock?!
That's the real question for all you massive brained boomers.
You are hilarious. Clean comedy and just keeps you laughing the entire time. We need to get this viral, he needs a full special.
'Some fat guy with a selfie stick'. Oh man, that slayed me, I couldn't breathe. 🤣🤣🤣
20 yr old Me watching him on my phone while he roasts me
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Now that freaking funny
Did you laugh?
Funny thing is im 14 and I knew everything he was talking about and had like half of them
@@robschroeder5377 ur goddam right I did
"Enemy aircraft, 2 o'clock"
"Thats in an hour" XD
That's an Airplane joke :)) Good comedy movie.
"Enemy aircraft, 2 o'clock!!!"
"Why you stressin? ... that's plenty of time"
Today's Air Force!
I'm starting to relate to all the old people jokes, one way I knew I was getting old was all the mom's in TV commercials started looking really hot!
I was having a crappy day until I watched this,couldn't stop laughing, its made my day a million times better!!😊
what's really crazy is this guy doesn't even have to make up jokes he's literally just telling history and it's hilarious
yeah.. that's right but the serious part is the skills that the kids of today lack IS FUNNY which is why he comedy act is funny. it's also concerning but people dismiss it as humour
@@martinkuliza Gen Z kids always see everything as comedy so what’s the difference?
@@shanedawndusk3290
well obviously if they always see it as humour the problem still exists
so.. what do you mean what's the difference
@Irrumabo Vos Sure they do. Except the changes only make things worse.
Lady and daughter in a thrift store:
(true story) mom puts rotary phone on the checkout stand.
6yo: mommy what is that?
Mommy: that's a phone.
6yo: no it's not! I know what a phone is. Why are you lying mommy? This doesn't even have a screen. How am I supposed to see baby shark on this?☎️?
🤣🤣🤣
"Felt good to slam the phone down!" Yeah, I actually miss those days! 😆
I still remember the home phone number 🤣🤣😂😂🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️💯🙌🏾
Not if you’ve ever been hit in the head by one
I grew up in the 2000's but since we weren't the richest people we had a bunch of older hand-me-down type things, my favorites were the record player that you'd have to crank, one of those giant old TV's, and the rotary phone that would make the chiiiiing if you slammed it.
I remember growing up wanting a flip phone for that same reason but I got smart phones instead XD
We don’t slam phones down now, we go into town and loot the shopping district.
This set got better & better. I loved it. ❤️
I'm 77 and a part time manager in a non-profit that uses a lot of volunteers. Many are teens or a bit older. Brad is not terribly far off. I've seen that inability to read a clock. Don't know how to use a broom. Etc. Etc.
Suuuuure, one question tho, why did they get hired then? Sounds like that's on your company 😂 yet again another case of old people being salty for no reason 👌
@@CarrotCanDraw God, you are stupid. Do you know what a "volunteer" is? Yet another case of youthful stupidity and then blaming the elders.
So glad I clicked on this. Bad day, getting better.
Yes! This somehow makes being called a homophobe by a 12 year old this morning more tolerable. They are taught to be robotic, proving Orwell to be prophetic.
@Alonzo L Yes, now there is no difference in the foreign policy between parties. Both love to prove how gender confused and dumbed down we can be and bully others via our military industrial complex.
@@JeanmarieRod Can’t argue that. The real racist left
Facts
@@JeanmarieRod Oh I was told not to say the word Asian as it’s racist by a 9 year old. I was reading out loud a video title “ - - - Asian cuisine” or something similar to my friend.
This old school rapid fire comedy is so great.
don't say it like that lol
@@Ghost49590 why, it's a good way of doing it. Instead of doing it all at once, you do it in short but quick bursts
boomers aren't old school, they are the second generation of the current school, in fact they made it mainstream.
@@badass6300 the older style of comedy was quick and witty one liners an yeah boomers were born between the mid 40s and 60s id say that qualifies as old school
@@ChristiannTyler the boomers were the second wave of hippies, they pretty much setup the world as it is, all the post great depression and especially post ww2 kids were coddled and softer than previous generations, suddenly feelings became important on a macro level and so on, they made sure the oligarchy thrives, we just kept on increasing the intensity of their ways to be where we are now.
My daddy passed away January 11, 2021 and I was missing some cranky old man daddy energy, soothing in an odd way, like bad cheap Hallmark Christmas movies.
I have been watching dry bar comedy for a while now and I have to say this man was the funniest comedian I have seen on here so far! I have never laughed so much non stop in dry bad comedy before! I even sat down and watched the whole show and I have never done that before. I’m always listening in to these in the background while I’m cleaning the house. Anyways good stuff!!
Dude makes my generation look like a joke, I respect him.
most of our generation is a joke, not to many of us actually have a brain and use it
@@coltontodd688 well said
@@coltontodd688 that's how every generation ever felt when they were growing up.
@@coltontodd688 *too
Lol. Priceless.
@@omshree901 ya but how many generations were full of people that watch tiktok
Definitely better than the so-called comedians on late night television these days! All they do is political views and opinions. That's not funny!
I love this old pork making fun of dumb spoiled woke people xD
@@someting9205 Me too!
The late night political activists paid millions while supporting communism? Never heard of em.
That is called the news.
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I cant remember the last time I laughed through a whole show. Awesome!
I love this Guy! It's like after watching this I was able to say " I'm not alone!" great timing and delivery.
Thanks for your sweet words. Been coming across your likes and comments on my page, seen how religious you are towards my affairs and some of my posts, appreciate.
"Laying down is the only thing you get better at every year you live, and eventually you become a master of it" the audience slept on this gem
This guy could annihilate late night tv as we know it ....
Yeah unfortunately all late night shows threw out comedy and became Trump bashing shows.
Good thing I don't know it
Yep!
@@SlippyDude I get trump isnt likeable but I wanna hear jokes
@@SlippyDude Late night shows have devolved and are now characteristically left-wing political propaganda.
This is AWESOME! 😹😹😹
He had me rolling - hillbilly meth-head! I'm surrounded by them! 😹😹😹
Terrific comedian - he goes non-stop and is so clever.
You know what happened to the dumb kids? They didn't make it."
That was such a great line 😂
Judging by some of the boomers I've met, yes they did in fact survive.
but yes remove all warning labels to help things out
@@MrScary8621 yeah :/
@RoadGlide John oh, a dumb kid who survived
.....explain Biden? How did he make it then? 🤔
@@babe9334 I have no clue 😕
I’m old enough to remember phones being on the wall, and nearly breaking my ankle just to answer the phone...only for it to be a debt collector.
Or a wrong number.
Or party line
I'm under 16 and I remember having a phone on the wall
You learned acting at that point! “ Is your father or head of the household there?” No, he’s not home right now! “Can you have tell him I called and to call me back?” Who is this? Hola, yo soy la cleanerette de la casa! No tengo con mucho gusto para la tacos. Esta es si o no? No comprende
I don't remember much (if any) house phones on the wall either at home (in France) or at my grandfather house (in Germany)
we had one in the living room that was on a table of sort and one downstairs in my father's office on his desk with a switch for the line to be either in the living room or in his office
and he also told my brother and I to never rush to the phone so to pretend you were busy (even if you were sitting right next to it) ^ç^
Gen Z gets triggered so easily because they are thin skinned and their culture is trash but they wont admit it.
This is one of the tightest stand up routines I have seen in a while that had me in stitches the whole time!
I disagree with the first half. Saying "Gen Z" to refer to 2.56 Billion people is way, way too broad.
@user-pg4jg5eh8k there are 68 million gen-z people in the USA, it's still wildly incorrect to refer to everyone in the group anything but "young" because that's the only defining trait.
It has been a long time since I laughed this much much at a comedian, I very much enjoyed watching this. It is so nice to watch a comedy show where someone is actually telling jokes that are funny and not just trying to use their time to get people to hate different groups of people.
"They cant put their smartphones down"
Me watching this on my phone 😳
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Everyone is watching this on a device of some kind genius lmao
@That Guy Yeah I clearly can’t read since I understood everything that was said. I said device dipshit. Which means computer, phone, whatever electronic device you’re using. Maybe if you want to look smart, you should learn 1st grade vocabulary.
@That Guy Ok, we can insult each other all day, so whatever, I don’t care anymore
Lmaoo I was thinking the same thing.
This guy is a breath of fresh air. I am a millennial raised by boomers and can relate. I had to learn to use a phone book, manual transmission, air conditioning was 2-75, rotary dial phone, and remember when there was not a legal disclaimer on everything. Those were the days....to coin "all in the family."
Same haha
I also had a similar upbringing.
well you sound like your boomer parents did a good job raising you its very rare these days
sean its 1/4 inch thick, long yellow wooden and has a graphite point on it... ?? what do you call it... ::HINT:: name on side says TICONDEROGA
Facts
I am so glad I found this guy. Being hysterically funny with good clean comedy takes a boatload of talent and this guy makes it look easy.
"Sometimes we just need to thin the herd" 🤣🤣🤣
"You know what happened to the dumb ones?" "They didn't make it." 🤣 love this guy
1.7k likes 😳👏👏
postive thing is if the dumb ones die in that gen. we will solve overpopulation (its a joke, have to write it so know snow flakes get offended)
@@halgrimhelgrimson no no ur right, and u and ur friends would probably be the first ones to go 😄
@@mihailmilev9909 hehe could be could be
@@halgrimhelgrimson 😅😉🤷♀️
@@mihailmilev9909 you'd be first to go most likely