Obese Man Insists He's Just Pregnant
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 1 ต.ค. 2024
- Michael Simmons' doctor tells him he's obese and needs to lose some weight - but the patient has the perfect comeback: he's pregnant!
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What would you name your imaginary fat baby?
Crisco.
Bob. Doesn't matter, boy or girl (or imaginary in-between). His/Her/Xe's name would be Bob.
Kyle
Samantha if its a boy mike if its a a her and king if it is a cake and shane if its a zer.
@@Jito463 Pat
False pregnancy is one of the most devastating things a man can experience.
hahahahaha
😆 🤣 lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This doctor bis such a bigot.
STOP IT. You're making me relive my miscarriage. It was so sad to flush my poop baby down the toilet. I'm still grieving. So long my S curved little darling..
The actor that played the doctor, played him so straight it was hysterical. You guys are great!
His patience was epic.
I bet his name is Job.😅
Ya gota have him back.... a great dead pan... or bed pan???
You took the words right out of my mouth. lol.
You are so right on. He was perfect
1:41 "Michael this is a covid test, you dont pee on this"
That really got me
Might as well.they are bs
The doc belongs in for real movies. If he could keep it together in this skit, he could act in anything.
@🌬 In My Opinion... The patients an idiot.... he thought he was prego....
Yes we need to see you on 📺 tv
That's quite an exaggeration.
First of all, you might be exaggerating a lil. Second - even if, you really want someone with talent to rot in Hollywood and waste his potential among degenerate people?
Ain't no making good movies with good people until a parallel entity to Hollywood, a proper competition to them, comes to be.
It is not that funny really
The actor playing the doctor deserves an award for not cracking a laugh through his lines.
how you know? lol
I half assume that there were many takes.
Yes he reminds me of actor Ben Vereen
Just that, "Huh?, " when the guy said he was pregnant got me. It was great.
The character knew what is in store for him, like the teacher who said two plus two is four.
It's incredible this doctor can keep a straight face during this sketch
No, he knew his fate was sealed.
Thankfully they had multiple takes and a skilled editor to put all this together.
@@TheHalfBloodCanuck Obviously, it a tv skit scripted.
“Are you saying you know more about science than a girl on TV?”
Doctor: yes.
that tickled me as well
That quote unquote girl on TV is jaconda Jamaica Obama Ramirez, our latest supreme Court Magistrate. Bigot! Have some spect!
The way he delivered it killed me. I knew it was coming and I still laughed out loud.
@FireEscape the woman doesn't even deserve a GED...
Pffff! What does that doctor know?!? He ain't even on TV!! 😣 *Grumpy Leftard NPC frown* . . 😂
Once upon a time this man would be institutionalized. Now we have to affirm him
Thorazine for pregnant guy
No we do not, for the simple reason he is bat s#!t crazy.
I affirm cis-male pregnant birthing persons to be institutionalized.
15years of grad school should be enough to sterilize the lot of them.
Sanity is going to be the future of wealth.
I ain't affirming him.
"Michael you have manboobs" "Yeah for chest feeding!" That was the most hilarious line in the show!
The peeing on the covid test and it still coming out positive is a subtle yet favorite joke of this skit. Bravo
LMBO GOOD ONE !!!
I thought that the doctor was going to bring up the fact that if a man pees on a pregnancy test and it comes back positive then he has ball cancer.
Beavis took a pregnancy test when he thought he was pregnant. He freaked out because it changed from white to yellow. Turns out he had to poo.....really bad. 💩
Man, both political sides in America are such hypocrite idiots.
"I trust science and doctors" chart:
topic\side| LEFTS | RIGHTS |
COVID | 100% | 0%. |
TRANS | 0% | 100% |
Captain Guts: Yeah, I *loved* that!
That's just like my dad showing of his ( purposedly protruding ) dad bod and telling me I will be a sister, when I was a kid.
Made me always giggle.
Ah, a man of humor! The sad thing is, people would take that seriously nowadays.
I can’t believe people are more stupid than a 3 year old now.
Yep, only it is not a humam baby but an elephant. Trunk is already peeking out.
"This is a COVID test. You don't pee on this."
How did he deliver that with a straight face?! 🤣
Probably took a few times.
I wanna know how many takes there were!
Part of being a doctor that is
These aren't skits anymore; *they are increasingly accurate reflections of reality.*
I guarantee at least one "man" had this conversation with his doctor in the last five years.
Medusa Magazine shut down when they couldnt satirise feminism anymore ... because the feminists were out-crazying the satire.
Next month when I see my doctor, I'm going to see if this works.
and i guarantee 10 doctors got fired or demoted for telling the truth
Was it Walsh or Shapiro or that older military guy was going over tiktok vids and this straight up dude was going to a GYENOCOLOGIST office. This skit isn't a parody or satire....it's straight up reality. My question is why the medical community doesn't push back against it?
Reflections ? No ! IT IS REALITY. Unfortunately...
"This is foolishness" most relatable part of this. That phrase crosses my mind constantly.
"You named your imaginary, FAT baby, after the blue lady on Avatar." 😂😂😂😂
Give that actor an Emmy/Oscar.
When my son was 5 years old, he told my wife that his kindergarten teacher was fat. My wife explained that his teacher wasn't fat, just pregnant and had a baby inside her. The next day, my son asked his mom, "how many babies are inside daddy?" I guess he figured I had at least 3.
lol
I don't spend much time laughing at comments but that one cracked me up
Well if you're that fat when your child is only 5 years, you should probably schedule an appointment with your doctor about your weight problem!
Considering the doctor in the clip was fired - he's probably free to talk to you right away.
Congratulations!
Lmfaoooooo
EXCELLENT comment!!!!!💕
I imagine Chris Farley playing the part of the “pregnant” guy🤣😂🤣The gentleman who plays the doc? His composure is PRICELESS!👍👏
LOVE the ultrasound! You guys are brilliant!
That was my favorite.
ULTRA MEGA SOUND..... :P Lets go Brandon.... I agree...
@@user-xt3hk1wh6l You mean stomach
I can't imagine what it would be like to abort ... er Pass... that Jar of Jiffy
The doctor is a good actor. Love him.
But very rude....how could he offend the patient that much....he violated his oath and did a lot of harm to that poor pregnant man...or woman...or whatever
I agree - absolutely convincing - and how he kept a straight face is beyond me!
He is the best indeed
Yeah we need more of those kind of doctors!
Where do you find them actors with balls of steel, who wish to play these roles.
An amazing and powerful story about one woman’s “lived experience” and “his truth”. Clearly the doctor needs to “do the work”
I'm 30 years overdue, I'm starting to think I'm losing the baby.
Lol!
🤣
😂😂😂😂😂it will most likely be a stillbirth. Cuz something DEFINITELY died inside of you! 😂
😂
🤣🤣
Coming from a guy who has now been pregnant for the past ten years, my heart goes to my fellow man-mommy...... 😎
Hell 30 years ago I had a coach tell me I had "to get rid of the baby"
@@not-fishing4730 Hope you kept it...I did, anyday now....LOL. 😎
Congratulations!! Maybe you can skip the diaper age and go straight into college with your new born. All those teen angst, you're so lucky!
🤣🤣🤣
@Sabrina Belladonna Ha Ha, I'm sure that went down great..... Thanks for sharing, gave me a good chuckle..🤣
"I am eating for two now!" Problem is MANY people can justly say this independent of anything...
I'm a heterosexual male but when I saw this sketch I laughed so hard I think I hurt my ovaries. 😆
😂🤣😂🤣😂
You should get that looked at sounds serious
Do you have a breast dude? 🤣
@@wazzup233
Thank you for asking. I thought I did but then I realized they were just my butt cheeks and they weren't just misplaced breasts. 😆
Is it true that we "heterosexual" (or am I a lesbian with a tubular vagina?) men (whatever "men" means) can catch a pregnancy from a public toilet seat? There could be eggs on them I am sure, as the eggs produced by uterus inflicted front hole bearing people of any of the many gender identities would be of microscopic size and not visible to the un-masked eye or eyes. Perhaps I should carry a microscope to be safe. I'm 67 and have never had a period. Might I now be pregnant? If so, I need to get my fetus extracted pronto! The fetus could be over 50 years old now. Also, I assumed I was a "man" just because I have a "penis" and I was assigned this identity at birth. In 1954 all doctors were biased transphobic bigots and so I was assigned the gender "male", with no say in the matter. Can I sue the hospital for committing this transphobic hate crime against me? I'm so confused. Should I consult a recently ejected fetus? Old enough to talk of course. I've read and been told that 3 year old fetuses (human belly tumors) are quite open minded and knowledgeable regarding the metaphysical subject of "gender". We adults need fetuses to explain the world to us, to teach us, and to lead us.
This got progressively better as Michael grew increasingly delusional.
How did the doctor actor keep a straight face?!
you realize that "actor" is just a euphemism for "professional liar", right?
that's why politicians use them to push their agenda!
He's a professional.
He's probably a real actor from Hollywood. Just as delusional.
probably a real doctor.
He simply know that he's not part of a parody but a documentary for the future .
I mean, can you still laugh at the "Strong Woman" in current year like you did 2-4 years ago?
Gotta give the doctor props for remaining calm and professional despite all the absurdity.
The guy playing the doctor is a brilliant comedic actor.
When my wife heard that men could get pregnant she became very upset with me, accusing me of withholding my menstrual cycle so I didn't have to give birth to any of the children we had. I helped her to listen to the Matt Walsh show on TH-cam and now she's not angry at me anymore and our marriage is back on track. 😆
😂😂😂
A small part if me is worried that you're serious. I never know what to believe anymore 😆😆
SBG for life!
@@astird0458 meh this is par for the course being married.
What's sad is it's hard to tell what's satire anymore. This comment is a joke but you know some mentally ill Leftist out there has had this exact conversation.
Men getting a positive on a urine pregnancy test can be the signs of some testicular cancer.
The doctor was sooo wrong. He clearly should have helped Michael explore his reproductive health options and offered him an abortion.
Can you believe that there are actually people who BELIEVE that? It really stinks me how the mental health of the nation is crumbling and everyone is normalizing it. It's absurd! They should just let paralyzed people stay paralyzed or autistic children just "be themselves" with absolutely NO guidance.
Is it bad that I laughed harder at this than at the sketch?
@@moriahrogel2926 Not at all. Consider this my unsolicited submission to become a contributor to Babylon Bee.
We all know who's fault it is that he got pregnant.
You guessed it Frank Stallone. 😂
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🤪😂😂😂😂😂
As a straight Hispanic man, I laughed so hard, I turned transracial. I am now a male Karen.
As a human being i laughed at this videos
That's a hard turn dude
Lol
As a straight white guy who now self identifies as a gay transgender woman of color I approve of and stand in solidarity with you transracialing into a male Karen.
You’re so brave. You should be meeting the president soon.
you mean a ken?
I love how straight faced the doc is! Hysterical
That ultrasound equipment is amazing. It can not only identify the jar as peanut butter, but also tell the brand name. Wonders of science!
That machine is a bigot. Maybe the jar identified as something other than a peanut butter jar, or another peanut butter brand.
Lmao comment and reply
LOL yes LOL I totally agree with you 👍 😂😂😂😂😂
And amazing the jar is right-side up and front-facing.
and reveal what is indeed behind the baby and the tshirt.
Doc is a good actor. Imaginary fat baby...lol. Ultrasound is too funny and how Doc points out whats in him. Good video Bee
The Doctor can accuse the internal investigator of being racist.
The really sad thing is the doctor in this sketch would have his medical license revoked for saying this in some states
I know it is sad!
Yes it is the sad truth of the end times
@@TheVioletBunny END TIMES.... rebirth of the modern American.... watch the USA Rise from the ashes.... become something so much greater.
Which states?
@@BaronEurchild commiefornia, Virginia, Colorado, New York,Oregon, Illinois(maybe) and I’m sure a couple others I’m missing
Pure Gold. In a perfect world BB would take the place of MSNBC, CNN, and all the other junk.
Not a perfect world, but it already does take place of MSM to me.
Can we nominate that doctor for “Best Actor in a short video”?!? I don’t know how he kept a straight face through that?!!!! 😅🤪
I identify as pregnant. Means I get the best seats on the bus.
The Doctor is by far one of the best actors in history. I truly believed him. And, how he didn't break character every two seconds is a mystery. Emmy nominations from me.
Sad thing is, this is probably happening even the doctors getting fired by "pregnant men". But still you guys are hilarious. Hi from Australia
How can you be from australia if it doesnt exist? (its a joke dont kill me).
@@AvoidMyHitzhe identifies as an Australian. It does matter if Australia exists or not. You can't question one's identity 😡
the doctor is a great actor, or a real doctor
This is the definition of a woman
Whiny and self confident in everything without basis or facts?
@@zackzimmer7167 don’t be nasty 😂😂🍺
Hey now, don't be a bigot
I think you mean "Person with the capacity for pregnancy". As the loonies are calling it now.
It's no wonder that leftists are always so angry. The amount of mental gymnastics required for them to get through a day must cause serious pain, possibly aneurysms.
3:13 "..cake, hot dogs, and a jar of peanut butter, that you managed to swallow whole."
The sad part is is that people actually think this nowadays is a the sadder part was at the end, when they showed that newspaper headline because it's getting to that point where that will actually happen I believe if we keep going like we do
I lost it whe he yelled, and I'm having a baby. From there on my eyes were full of water from laughing so much. This is the best video thus far. Great job everyone at the Bee
I'm glad it brought you laughter. It just made me want to cry because this is the state of our country.
@@VinnyMartello Broo pleaseee, this isn't real. I swear to god lmao.
1. Michael is just living out his "truth" and the doctor's failure to see that only exposed him as a closed-minded bigot who hates birthing people. 2. The doctor playing the classic "straight man" with deadpan delivery is absolutely hilarious.
"truth"is not funny and you are a jealous hater....
😁😆🤣 I love how the doctor is trying hard to remain calm and not smack his patient with the file🤭
The ending is freaking epic! That's exactly how this scenario would play out IRL. The Bee has already gone beyond satire. It's just a matter of time until we see these kinds of stories popping up in the mainstream media outlets more and more in the very near future. We're halfway there.
Yep, similar things have already happened!! This is why when a man walks into a doctor's office and says " I feel like a woman" the doctor has to say " Yes you are. Here's some hormones and when would you like your penis made into a vagina?"🤣🤣🤣
The Bee nails reality before it occurs!
All the way
Sad thing is, this conversation is probably going on, at surgeries all over the woke parts of the world.
If a man pees on a pregnancy test and it comes back positive it means he needs to get checked for testicular cancer.
It was a COVID test. Not a pregnancy test!
"This is foolishness." Living in a "modern" society, I felt that on a spiritual level.
Oh my goodness. That was funny, BUT there are morons out there that REALLY think this way. The next thing we will hear is a man pregnancy is like that of an elephant. His gestation period is year(s).
What's scary, is there is woman who really think their pregnant, for years. Yes years.
All this time I thought I was just a fat guy...turns out I'm actually pregnant! Wait until my wife finds out....
Oh no!!
Would be good if all doctors were as intelligent as this doctor. “affirming” doctors are escapees from The Twilight Zone.
I am a psychotherapist and I do not provide gender affirming (more recently know as "Confirming") therapy. I will not affirm a delusion and most certainly would anyone ever be able to CONFIRM it when it is utterly and physically impossible to do that. I provide Cognitive Behavioral Therapy and Rational Emotive Therapy.
Helps people realize they are completely off the path to anything mentally healthy.
That doctor was the best.
Keeping a straight face
to avoid bursting out laughing.
The doctor's "Huh?" as he takes half a step back at hearing the glorious news! 🤣
He's so brave for coming out as a pregnant male so that he can feel accepted and gain friends, what a hero!!
NO He is a selfish bastard. He must show his support of women's reproductive rights and make a statement by getting an abortion!
It's so sad that This GREAT NATION has got to this point !
Lunatics
@@sumairashabbir5705FR BRO. crazy people
I'd say get a therapist but at this point I don't know what would help people in this great nation to use their brain and go back to biology class or human anatomy class
For future reference I’ve decided to identify as a male lesbian with the perfect natural equipment ✌️
Mate you've been conned by the translobby. Lezzers - like me - don't need what you've got. If we did we'd be trans wannabe men. #xx
Talk to Elliot page, see how to make transitions....
@@taramiller3236
I think the operation is called an addadicktomy
Welcome to the 2020s where the Inmates run the Asylum.
Raising "birthing person" awareness. Thank you, Bee.
Throwing every pregnancy stereotype at this skit worked out flawlessly! *_Hilarious!_* "...I'm having cravings!..." LOL
Did you know women don't actually have to "eat for two"? Double the calories would be too much. Of course, man pregnancies may be very different.
This sketch is perfect.
The script, the acting, perfection.
The Bee is turning from satire to reality 😂
I resemble Michael. I am also proud to admit that I chose not to have an abortion. I have also been pregnant for over 30 years.
Michael, your having indigestion. 😂
I was waiting for a food abortion as the joke, but at least this one is less graphic than yanking the jar of peanut butter out with a clothes hanger and smashing it.
I much prefer the Bee's ending, very well done skit with a serious "doctor" in an almost unreal issue in todays' society, where all sanity is gone and evil is the only one allowed to speak.
The dude playing the doctor is beyond playing the straight guy. It's a whole new level of acting. Please if there are outtakes of him cracking up losing it during filming, please Babylon Bee give us the video! No way he didn't laugh doing the Jiff line first time, but maybe he's that good.
professional actors normally don't laugh or cry depending on what they are doing, it can be sad or funny, they just behave the same.
This Needs To Win The Internet!!!!!! Absolutely Brilliant Work!!!
-Doctor i'm pregnant.
- Huh?
huh?
what?
que¿
vad?
I wish I had a doctor like that. Calm voice, gives it to you straight, uses easy to understand terminology.
gives it to you straight
I want this to be my doctor. No BS. Right to the point. Not woke.
This was hilarious, how the doc kept a straight face.
I'm surprised Michael didn't go for an "abortion" after finding out he was expecting a Jif baby! Genuinely the funniest thing I've watched in ages, Bee! Thank you!
Why would he get an abortion? Choosy birthing persons choose Jif! 😄
"OK, then we can make a pregnancy test"
"Pregnancy test are offensive"
"Alright then we look with ultrasound if you are pregnant"
"ultrasound is also offensive"
"OK then your diet starts in 9 months"
"Numbers are even more offensive"
Lol the Babylon Bee is gold ✨
Hat off to the doctor, I can’t believe he kept his composure throughout this entire thing. 🍔🍟🍕🍗🍖🤣🤣🤣🤣
Alternate ending:
Dr: 'So, you know what to do from here, right, Michael?'
Michael: 'Yes Dr. IVF.'
I'm so happy for this birthing unit! That doctor is bigoted!
I'm dying....you guts are awesome.
It's this stupid clown world we are living in......what a bunch of goofs.
Next time my doctor comments on my obesity, I'll kindly let him know it's baby weight.
Thanks Bee!
He’s not pregnant, my guess is he’s just severely constipated.
If we’re lucky it’s a basketball sized tumor.
sad :c
A couple of Ex-lax will take care of that.
Lololololmfao!!!
Best comment right off the bat!
@@aaronlopez492 a couple of ex lax and we can abort that turd.
0:35 Doc steps back in disbelief.
“Who’s the father of your baby, sir? Duncan Hines?” 🙄
"Do you tell me that you know more about science than a lady on TV?" "Yes." :-DDD (Except if that lady is form the Democratic Party because it can overwrite real science then...)
There should be some bloopers at the end of these skits, they're probably just as hilarious! Crazy to think that this will become reality soon enough... kinda scary actually.
Maybe he really is pregnant with a Bono #2, remember that South Park episode?😅
Great idea!!!
I can't wait to see it !! LOL 😂😂😂
Gotta hand it to the guy who plays the doctor; delivering all those lines totally deadpan without cracking up.
World a couple decades ago, somewhat sane and normal.
Now, a weird combination of 1984, clown world, animal farm, and twilight zone.
The actor playing the doctor is amazing. What a pro!!!
Doctor: “You’re just obese!”
Him: “No, look at this pregnancy test!”
Doctor: “And you got cancer.”
I’m worried I’m only a partially toxic male. Hey Bee Stingers - how can I get more toxic?
Asking for a friend.
That “HUH” from the doctor when he said he was pregnant TOOK ME OUT. 00:36
Me too - hadn't laughed that hard in a while.
It's a hate crime to now speak the truth about reality.
I think therefore I am. So if I’m white and I think I’m black- thats ok too? If you can identify with another gender, I can identify as another race, right?? 🤦🏻♀️
I feel for him. I've been so worried that I might get pregnant because I don't know how to prevent it!!!!! PLEASE somebody help me.....I'm so scared!!! 🤣
BAAAAAHAHAHAHA 😂🤣😅😅😅😅
Practice abstinence.
That whole jar of Jiff had me rolling. This is hilarious, but it’s too close to “reality” now.
Love the doctor and patient.
My Dr who wears a face shield still+makes pt wear blue paper masks won't say men can't get pregnant 🤦and won't Rx ivermectin. I'm in NJ. Time to escape
I loved this. Maybe someone should show this video to the genius Berkeley professor who embarrassed herself in front of Congress.
She would still deny reality...
So sad. My sister (shown on my pfp) was actually a victim of a hate crime also. Despite identifying as a human, she was never accepted at my school because of how she looked! Unbelievable.
Thankfully, we sued the school system. She know participates in cross country and (although totally unrelated) has won numerous races since!