What's Your Funniest Example Of Petty Revenge? (r/AskReddit)
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I don't understand why schools punish bullying victims along with/without punishing the bully. It's not fair and it doesn't solve anything
It teaches bullies they can get away with it and it teaches the bullied kid that the only way to solve the problem is personallu
They dont want to deal with it
I got punished, not even fighting back, same with another kid and someone else kicked both of us into the fence, we get 3 days of detention and he gets one
@@vvgaming928 once when I was in 4th a guy in 6th shoved me to the ground and wouldnt let me get up, he didnt hit me but kept shoving me on the ground. My brother and a teacher saw but my brother tackled the little shit to the ground before the teacher could do anything. They wanted to suspend both of them and give me ISS but my dad threatened to call the cops on the kid so we didnt get in trouble but the other kid was gone 3 weeks. One OSS two ISS
tbh zero tolorence does lead to school shootings. bullies can get away as the victim is afraid to come forward
In highschool a boy kept kicking me under the table. I told him if he did it one more time I was going to take his shoe and throw it out the window. He did. I grabbed his foot, stole his shoe and tossed it out the window as promised.
You keep your word. That's admirable.
What happened after?
@@YungLoserLoL He went to get his shoe lol
@Problematic Monika
I would do that too
id probably get in trouble for "threatening someone" or "stealing their stuff"
putting a bully victim in detention is like saying "You're in trouble for having something for people to bully you about"
For a minute I thought the guys “steamy little tater tots” were just treats for his dog.
Same lmfao
Lol this comment made me think of what they actually are
What are they? Actual steamy tatertots? Oh they're poop
Nom nom nom om nom
Your not alone mate.
The most memorable one was junior high in an english/literature type class. Thanks to a seating charts, I got stuck sitting near one of the a-holes (picked on me since 4th grade). It was the last maybe 10 minutes of class & we could do whatever after we finished our work, so I as usual was reading a book. He proceeds to try to get my attention to which I try to ignore. He starts smacking his hand on my desk. With my peripheral vision being as good as it is even with needing glasses, without looking away from my book, I dig my nails straight down onto his hand. He then complains to the teacher that I drew blood. The teacher proceeds to tell him "You probably deserved it." So a little over 20 years later, I still regard Mr. Morris as one of my favorite teachers just for that moment. Not maybe SUPER funny, but it makes me smile.
Don't you just love that sweet justice
That teacher is the best. Wish mine didn't give me detention for getting punched...
OK, that's an awesome teacher. Normally, you would get punished for standing up for yourself, but this teacher KNOWS that it wouldn't be fair since you were standing up for yourself.
Once a kid would constantly take my sandwich during recess and hide it in his lunch box. After I’d had enough, I got two Carolina reaper peppers and put them on my sandwich, and I put the most powerful powdered laxatives I could find on it. That same day he took it and ate the whole thing in 10 seconds (I guess he wanted to get rid of the evidence)and suddenly he started crying in pain, and to add on he is lactose intolerant. In my school the restrooms where over 200 feet from the lunch room, and to use the restroom, you have to raise your hand to ask. The problem for him is that she was on the other side of the room. So guess who had to go home early due to the Hershey spurts.
Eeveecatcher123 Loves eeveelutions that’s funny
"Hershey spurts" made me laugh so hard
I'm lactose intolerant but it's always more fun to fuck with people who are lactose intolerant, and this is an example why
I always like these revenge Ideas that involve food. because most of the time you never really know the difference unless you actually checked on what's inside. and we all know that thieves never think twice. >=)
I remember this really awful guy I used to work with who would constantly try to hit on and harass every woman he laid eyes on. No one could stand him and he had recently been kicked out of his girlfriends house for cheating on her so he was living in his car( which I called the junkyard relic because it was so rusty that half the paint had fallen off). One day he put a tall “bin” in the break room and put a note above it telling everyone to donate their plastic bottles if they wanted to be “a good person “ so he could sell them to get a new car. As I was staring at this thing I suddenly had the idea to put all of my trash in it and waited for him to come back to inspect his “donations” only to start cussing up a storm while pulling out my trash, so I looked at him and said “ sorry. It looked like a trash can so I thought I would use it”. He stormed out of the room and didn’t speak to me again for the next two years. It was glorious.
i put someone’s address in the mormon website and missionaries didn’t stop visiting him every week for a year
I’m just gonna write that down...
I do that to this douchebag kid in my school, I sign him up for the most annoying, inappropriate shit I can because the teachers can see every email you get. He hates it but cant figure out why they keep coming.
That's a damn good one.
I laughed way too hard at this comment!
very good
Some girl kept stealing my pencils and chewing them, then leaving them in my bag. I removed my eraser with red play dough mixed with some spicy pepper slices, taken from some nachos and finely chopped. She never brought a water bottle, so she'd just be in class for another 2 hours with no way to get rid of the spicy, salty taste. I left that pencil on my desk, and I just saw her face go red. I just sit with a smug smile and continue participating in my lesson. That was so satisfying.
*when you find a good comment but it has a "tHaNkS FoR ThE lIkEs GuYs" edit on it:*
Bruh I would've liked this comment but the edit threw me off
And now the edit is gone
god justice served....
ᴏʟɪᴠɪᴀ ʜᴇʀɴᴀɴᴅᴇᴢ there are a lot of people who don’t like spicy food (honestly idk why, it’s so tasty lol) and people can be kinda... sensitive? to it
Some of these had me cackling like a madman.
C. C. Lee crackling
pvile
Same
@@mango1570 no. Its "cackling"
My principal gave me detention for having two magnets on the inside of my locker door that say “If you don’t like this flag I’ll help you pack” with the Stars and Stripes and “stand for the flag kneel for the fallen” with a Soldier kneeling in battle gear with his head on his M16 in front of a M16 with a helmet on the stock and dog tags hanging from the trigger guard jammed in a mound of dirt, he saw them and got offended, when he told me to remove them I told him “you can pound sand I have the God given right to freedom of speech and expression and no institution has the right to remove my rights unless I have directly put someone in danger with my words or expressions, I have not put any one in danger by having an opinion you disagree with that no one else can see unless they open my locker, you are not God you don’t have the rights to remove my rights.” He said “well if you don’t remove them I’ll remove them and destroy them, and give you a week of in school” “that’s theft and destruction of property, I’ll take you to court and probably win because you over stepped your duties as a school administrator and destroyed my personal property, go ahead take them, I know where Sargent Loper is, we can go talk to him about what you can and cannot do, in fact you go ahead and do whatever you want to those magnets while I go file a police report.” And I walked to the office and talked to the Sgt, he said “you’re right, he has no right or reason to do that, let’s go talk to him about what happens when you break the law” (Sgt Loper does not like my principal because he doesn’t do anything to combat bullying and constantly over steps his responsibilities as an admin) the principal thought I was bluffing, he had ripped the magnets up and was holding them with a smug look on his face until he saw the Sgt shacking his head, took the bastard to court and won, best revenge ever
It's not revenge but the look on their face was priceless. In middle school I was working in science and had my back to my classmate who were playing with a volleyball. One girl who didn't like me (for some reason) said I'm going to throw it at Olivia's head. And I just thought well if she does she'll get in trouble so oh well and continued working. I second later the ball slams into the wall an inch away from my head. I snatched it and turned around to say " I get that you don't like me, but we are in school so do please try to keep your composure" she was speechless and it was great.
r/accidentalbadass
Shoulda thrown nah. Should pop it.
When I was in second grade at my public school, we had to do a science project with wax worms. We were supposed to keep them in our desks and care for them.
Well, since they’re worms and we’re kids, they died very easily. Because of this the teacher always had a large supply of extras.
So, I’m a quiet, weird kid that loves to read books and spouts all sorts of weird factual knowledge, meaning I was bullied and teased a lot and had no friends.
This one girl, let’s call her Jay, and I absolutely hate each other. She’s the prissy, queen of the world, pink obsessed kind of girl and I am an utter tomboy.
I get into a fight with her again and the teacher makes me stay late during lunch. For some reason she left me unattended for about 5 or 10 minutes, and I, still fuming from the argument I no longer remember, decide to take my revenge.
I run over to the teachers desk and pull out the container of wax worms; it’s like the size of a Costco pretzel container, so very ducking huge.
I take that sucker over to this brat’s desk, open it up and pour the entire wax worms supply inside.
Her screams echoed through the classroom and her face was priceless.
So in my state we have an app where you can submit a tip if someone's being bullied or threatens to shoot up the school. And someone said my friend had threatened them. So I figured I'd drag him down to hell with charges. He had punched and choked said friend and isolated another, talked shit about everyone and had is gf stuck in an abusive relationship. He got expelled.
rIceball 13 if someone threatens to shoot up a school... oh America
So my Twitter sister, enjoy’s leavening her makeup all over the room, and goes insane when I step on it, she never cleans it up me being the (amazing sister) I am I gave her the tv to watch in the loveing room while, I snuck Tape into the room me being taller than her, decided to tape all her make up to the ceiling needless to say, the makeup has never been on the floor again.
As a short person, I'd learn my lesson. But I keep my make-up safe just in case
My best petty revenge story goes so.
When I left school my first job was in retail. My store manager was a real AH, blaming everything that went wrong on me.
One day he caught a bad dose of the runs and was constantly in the bathroom. Over my lunch break, I locked one the stalls and covered the other with clear wrap under the toilet seat and waited.
Sure enough he runs from his office heading to the bathroom, not one minute later a scream is heard throughout the store followed by some very choice words. I enter the bathroom and heard him crying behind the door. I asked him ( in a very concerned voice) what had happened, he replied that he had sh*t all over his legs and pants and could i ring his wife to bring him clean clothing. I assured him that I would take care of it and not to worry, sh*t happens. His wife showed up, he changed and went home. I volunteered to clean the bathroom, gaining a lot of plus points in the process from my coworkers and refused to answer their questions about what had happened.
A few days later he returns to work, questioned everyone about the clear wrap in the bathroom, everyone except me. He thanked me for my discretion in the matter and for cleaning up his mess. He left me alone after that and things got a lot better between us.
He never did find out who the culprit was and was always wary when he went to the bathroom after that. The clean up was bad, I puked a few times from the smell, but it was worth it just to get back at him for all the sh*t he gave me.
To be honest, you cleaned up his poopy mess, I'd say thats a loss for you
A guy at school kept pestering me for food at lunch and made me feel bad because he said he didn’t have any because his parent were poor but one day I was walking in the walls when I noticed him with a few guys and noticed they guy had a lunch bag so I hid at the corner herd him saying how I was so stupid for giving him food and said he was gonna keep on doing this so after school on my walk home I stop at a small food store and but some ghost pepper sauce and got some hot sauce I made an extra sandwich just for him with my “secret ingredients” and hid my actual sandwich in a different compartment in my lunch bag so the next day at school he started to pester me again so I gave him my sandwich and oh boy did he taste that spice he started to scream and ran to a water fountain and then to the bathroom after lunch I was called down to the principles office where he was at he said I poisoned him with my sandwich and I said I did no such thing and pulled out my other sandwich which looked completely identical to the one he had and bite right into that thing and showed the principle that my sandwich was not poisoned and left after words after that he never ask for food again.
r/thathappened
Ok but do you know what a period is? This. *.*
Punctuation, people, punctuation
When I connected a Bluetooth keyboard to my brother’s computer and kept pressing caps lock.
what did he do to deserve that? :/
Boy would i pissed if someone did this to me
I need to do this to my brother at some point.
Spongebob SquarePants he made the mistake of waking me up at 8pm
Man your just evil
one of the really annoying kids in my class was bothering my friend for his sushi at lunch, asking a few times every minute or something
So I told him to give him the sushi but stuff as much wasabi on it as possible, and he swallowed it whole
He though we poisoned him lol
Lol, Thats What He Gets. Don't Pressure People Into Giving You Stuff, That's Happend To Me WAAAAYY To Many Times. I've Been Hurt All Because People Just Wanted My Food ;-;
8:00 Ah yes. Punishing the victim so it learns not to get bullied anymore. That sure works great
Ikr it’s a flawless system
In 6th grade a kid was stealing from my lunchbox, I didn’t know who and it happened for most of the year making me really mad. One of my friends saw... let’s call him Jared going through my unattended backpack during gym class. I’ve never been a scary person but at the time I was pissed, way taller than Jared, and I’ve watched enough movies to know how to make a believable threat. I went up to Jared and said in a very aggressive voice “If you touch my backpack again I will put your head through the fucking wall.” He stopped for about a week then went big and took my mother’s sandwiches. that was the last straw for me, I went to security and reported that he was stealing my food all year and apparently Jared was already in deep shit and I released the final blow. I never saw him again after that year and heard rumors of him going to juvenile detention. Do I feel bad about it? No I feel hungry because Jared couldn’t keep his hands off my mom’s fucking sandwich!!!
You should have told him that you will eat him if he ever did that again.
I mean you never know, he could have been poor and not have money for food
@@rocketpencil5948 at my school they provided breakfast and lunch, I packed because I liked my food better. He was stealing my lunch repeatedly before Lunch time so naturally I got mad. Plus it wasn’t just the food, he took a thermos full of leftovers and actual silverware. It would be a different story if he just asked but each time he took more and more.
If the victim gets the same punishment as the attacker, just both become the attacker as well, but hit them worse
Reminds me when my little brother keeper on blasting racist music while I play some online games with my headset on.( would pick it up, also I did get banned for this once in a few games) so I decided to record all the times he did it and rigged it up as a Christmas present and baited a present.
Christmas Day he was soo happy to wake up.(I felt bad about this mainly because I was about to ruin it) we did or normal make coffee for parents and wait in the living room. Then came present opening he grabbed the biggest one there (baited present) and opened the box which triggered a device I setup over night to play the recording of all the times he played the racist music. At the end was him singing to it. Let’s say he was in mighty trouble and I got to play in peace again.
Ps: ik this was a dick move but it went on for weeks on end when my parents ain’t home. Something had to be done since complaints was coming after us.
It was not a dick move, sometimes we have to deliver justice ourselves. You have nothing to be ashamed of.
What is racist music, who is singing racist music? Are you talking about black people saying the N word in their songs coz I didn't think that counted
Jemimah Kendall it was about some screwed up slavery relating back when “the people” where shipped around as slaves.
Its called "disciplinary measures"
I got in trouble for standing up to my bully in middle school so I basically kicked her in the knees she got on crutches I know I shouldn’t have done this but man I have a hard kick I only had to right a note to her saying sorry and help the bullying stop (she knew I was bullied) There wasn’t much punishment .
my brother, who was supposed to be getting his PJs on, reading over my shoulder.
then my mom starts coming upstairs, brother freaks and says "Luna was distracting me"
my mom then says "no, (brothers name), you dont get to say that anymore!"
brother started crying.
loved every bit of it
My ex boyfriend from the upper east side of Manhattan in NYC dumped me, and like a coward he did it as he was going away on a two week business trip. He told me to pack my things, leave my key with the doorman, leave, and never contact him again.
Rather than trash his apartment or rob him blind, I used his study phone and called an “erotic/pleasure line” in Japan (one of the girls from my dance/theater troupe gave it to me as a gag gift, though I didn’t redeem the card), and I left the phone off the hook for two weeks. I packed my stuff, gave the doorman my key, and moved out to a new home. My ex ended up with a $10,000 phone bill.
My youngest had a bed wetting problem, too. He also treated his older brother pretty badly. His brother could have told others about his issue, to get even, but NEVER did. I was so proud of him. I don't think I would have been strong enough not to use such good ammunition on someone who was constantly torturing me.
Now that they're adults, they're finally friends.
Not mine but my moms:
So back when she was in 5th grade she had the most asshole teacher ever, she made her life hell and everything. They had to use eggs for some sort of school experiment so when she brought in the egg carton, she pushed it super far back on the top of a high cabinet so no one could see it, this was right before summer break so when they left for the summer and eventually when the staff came back the whole school smelt putrid, she meant originally for only that teacher's room to smell awful but it still worked and she never got caught lmao.
He wouldn’t pee himself so I peed on him
That was just funny
Whaaaaaaat?
Lol, my mom used to do the petroleum jelly on the phone trick on slow nights at the hospital where she worked as a nurse. She'd also smear it on the overhead light so it would melt and get all stringy and plop down on the head of the person sitting at that desk.
That trap sandwich story reminded me so much of this episode of Ned Declassified: school survival guide.
ONE BIIIIIITE
@@Tinf0iI yes! XD. That’s what I was thinking of!
I confess that i want to pet the pupper
TIL habenero cheese exists and now I want some!
Mika Smith is that a pepper
@@Snailiens Habenero is a pepper yes.
My dad and my brother both love that stuff🧀🌶️
9:39 that story got me laughing so loud
Yes, putting the ghost peppers on the sandwich had me cracking up!!! That is totally something I would do!
The Dog One reminded me of my dog (which has passed) I cried because of of the memory. My mom continues to enter the room and asks why I’m crying. I tell her why and she understood.i soon remember my Cloud (My Husky).😭 Rest In Peace Cloud
Lots of love to you ❤ And RIP sweet Cloud
Cloud and sky where they belong 😭♥️🌫️
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Had hit a rough patch and was staying with my mother at one of her old Coworkers house, had our own room and tried not to cause any trouble, some things had happened which led to the home owner kicking us out, with no warning, on Christmas eve, we were carrying out our stuff as they were bringing in food for Christmas dinner and i saw a couple boxes of the Deluxe brand macaroni and cheese sitting on the counter, it was quite a lot and usually that meant they were probably planning on inviting family over, I grabbed all of it and hid it in one of the last boxes to be loaded and left with it, one of the only times i ever actively sought revenge for anything and though small i still laugh about it now
In the first story, I would have put laxatives in the sandwich
A few years after my husband and I married, we allowed my mother to move in. Now she wasn't the worst but could certainly be entitled at times and annoying. She had her own room of course and cable. NOW this house had about 1/4" or so of space between the floor and all the inside doors. My mother had her tv lined up so it and the cable box faced the door. Whenever she annoyed my husband, he would wait til she was in her room then basically get down on the floor, aim our cable remote at her box and randomly change channels on her. Drove her crazy, had cable folks out there like 4 or 5 times and they all thought she was just whacked! LOL Still makes me smile to this day cause she kinda deserved it most of the time. lol
i confess that i liked the video. Keep up the great work, can't wait for more!
We were celebrating our final day of secondary school before heading off to college. The teachers had organised a Britain's Got Talent style talent show. The entire time, the audience was well behaved and was having a blast.
Until one girl, Helen, came up to perform her violin piece. The microphone on stage wasn't really good at picking up the sound from the violin so we barely heard her playing and the microphone was occasionally making that deafening whistling noise. Helen was a good violinist, so the issue was not about her ability to play. The audience decided to take this opportunity to chat loudly over her performance and ignored her completely. Some even laughed because they couldn't hear the violin yet kept on chatting. Teachers were angrily trying to tell everyone to shut up without much luck. Helen kept playing and none of the teachers asked her to stop and start again. Even when she finished, the audience barely clapped. It was dreadful. I felt so bad for her. She wasn't unpopular and was never bullied throughout school. So the way everyone was acting towards her was very out of character.
The teachers were so angry with how everyone behaved during Helen's performance, they gave her second place. First place was given to a terrible break dancer who only knew two robot moves and stopped halfway through the song. I didn't like that decision but it was satisfying to see the teachers get revenge on a crowd of 16 year olds.
14:52 I feel this so hard. So my name is Alexi and people call me Alex. I get so mad but have calmed down but guys it’s Alexi not Alex, even lex or Lexi is ok but please not alex
Someone at my dads work was stealing lunches out of the staff fridge. One day a staff member said enough was enough so she made a dessert which required chocolate.She put in exlax chocolate instead of the real thing & put it in the fridge. The next day the thief took the dessert & shit himself at work. It turned out to be one of the dept. managers .
Back when my sister and I were kids (she’s 4 years younger than me) and we used to share a bathroom and had two sinks, our parents would always remind us to keep our sinks clean. I can’t remember what she did or said but I was so mad at her I decided to cover the entire inside of her sink with toothpaste and soap while keeping my side super clean. 😂 She got in a bit of trouble for that and they still don’t know!
My parents have paintings and whenever I go downstairs I past them so when mad at them I slightly tilt those paintings
YOU MONSTER
I just ever so slightly dip my mom's toothbrush in the toilet
I had a friend who's dad was a snitch and threatened to tell my parents that I was dating my best friend of 6 years. So I told my mom during my brother's birthday party, we all got emotional and she told my dad (who was actually really understanding about the entire thing) so my friend's dad got the last laugh after all. Not really revenge but it makes me laugh!
my brothers ex girlfriend and I put pads covered in ketchup all over the back of his truck
@Zenarx yeah thats stupid
That is disgusting
ThaTS a waste of GOOD PADS
Why thooo
That Sabrina the Teenage Witch science experiment book sounds like fun. I wish I'd known it existed as a kid.
replaced the inside of a salmon sushi roll with the entire content of the wasabi packet because I knew a certain someone was gonna go for it without asking again. She took it, gave me a good stare, before running off. ...may not have been the best idea since we're part of the school musical cast, and she's the lead character, but she sang just fine afterwards.
In the 8th Grade a kid kept calling me a bitch at lunch. Everyday for a week I spat in his lunch when he went to the bathroom.
i was playing hide and seek with my friends at school, we were playing infection mode ,my friend made fun of me for being bad at seeker, when i got to be a hider, i took of my hat, scrambled my hair, and sat on the stairs (we cant wear shoes inside), i won but decided to stay there till the bell rang, i stayed, the bell rang, i stood up, turned around, and stared directly into their eyes. it was fun being able to make a fool out of them
I have 2, 2nd one is soooooooo savage.
1. So someone decided to mess around with my lunch sandwich (I had 2) by stealing the 2nd one. I was gonna eat that as a snack during another class cuz that teacher lets us eat during class. He took my 2nd sandwich for no reason and ate it. It happened for a long time so I took advantage of school rules and school design. I put laxatives, beans, and the spiciest peppers I could find on my 2nd sandwich . Then he stole it, ate it, and had to go. Also it was a 2hr class and u couldn’t use the restroom “because you had the time to go during lunch.” Also he didn’t bring a water bottle. No cure for the spice and no going to restroom. He shitted his pants and got so much trouble from it.
2. So a a**hole went into my computer after I left it there on a table to go to the restroom, and proceeded to shit talk in my friends group chat. He said stuff like “f*** u ur not my friend anymore ur a piece of little s***.” Well u get the idea, that sort of trash talk. My friends were pissed and it took me forever to get myself out of this and tell them someone got onto my computer. Well, I was rly pissed at this guy for almost ruining my friendship so one day when he left his computer unattended, I saw my chance. I used his gmail account to send emails to each teacher and said stuff like “your so fat when u need a boomerang to put on ur belt” and even more cusses and even worse insults. I made sure to type in stuff that would get him expelled and have a bad record on him. Then I did it to the principal and superintendent and the higher-ups. Then oh boi this kid got into deep trouble. I watched with satisfaction outside the principal’s office when the principal chewed him out. When he tried to deny it they said “well what do you call this” and showed him a picture. It said “from (his email)”. He got expelled, had a bad mark on his record, and from what I heard he got terrible punishments from his parents. You ruin my relationship with my besties, I ruin ur school record. Fuck with me, receive bad prices. So Don’t. fuck. with. me.
Frosty Gaming ok
This is what I would do
If ur school allows u to bring tech like cameras or phone or smt, then use it and record evidence or smt. When my parents blame me for stuff my siblings do I use this method and prove innocence
Frosty Gaming then get ur best friends or ppl who trust u or smt and have them witness
My sister pissed me off so I kicked her off of my disney plus account. That is the pettiest revenge story that I have.
Back in middle school, roughly from 1998 -2001, I attended a Summer Camp named Camp Menukatuck that was based in Guilford Connecticut.
Most of the kids in my grade group treated me like dicks and would often refer to me as "that one retarded kid from last year". One summer,
we had a cookout at a local park nearby, we were allowed to bring our own food/snacks if we so desired, as long as there was enough for everyone...
I was helping my mom with grocery shopping one day, whilst browsing the aisles I told her about our little cookout coming up and that I wanted to
bake cookies for the outing since I loved helping my mom bake at the time. She was okay with it. Back home, whilst mixing together the ingredients
and without her noticing, I threw some fresh sh*t I had recently squeezed out in the bathroom and proceeded to mix it in with the cookie batter.
The day of the cookout came and everything went off smoothly... After having our fill of lunch we went onto dessert including the cookies I had
specially baked for the picnic. I presented the plate of cookies to the other kids and told them I had them baked specifically for the picnic.
By the time the picnic was over the ENTIRE plate was emptied. Just to throw off any suspicion, I left a few cookies "untainted" and ate them myself.
So if you attended Camp Menukatuck in Guilford Connecticut from 1998 - 2001, I hope you enjoyed the sh*t cookies I had baked hot out of my a**hole
In 5th or 6th grade, a friend in homeroom sat in front of *that* classmate. We all had *that* classmate. With the ridiculously long hair that would end up all over the unlucky person behind them? Yeah, my friend was that unlucky person. After about a week, he had enough of this chick and her hair all over his desk every 5 seconds. During our 3rd hour class I'm minding my own business. Zoning out from whatever the teacher was trying to teach, I notice *that* classmate and her hair all over my friend's desk. I let out a little laugh. A few minutes later, out of nowhere, my friend pulls out these huge ass pair of scissors and proceeds to cut off the majority of this chicks hair! I and the rest of the class were livid, even the teacher. The teacher's jaw dropped on the floor... he had to leave the room. I could not stop laughing. It really did divide the class though. Half of the class was laughing their asses off while the other half sided with the poor girl who just got a new haircut.. My friend got a week ISS and I got sentences (writing the same sentence/paragraph over and over until I was instructed to stop) for laughing. But hey, my buddy solved his issue. Lol
Not helping my “friends” with their classwork after they took me for granted and ghosted me. Watching them all slowly start to panic and flounder in their first college a-level because their experience is only Instagram photography and now they have to do detailed plans, development and written work instead of fun quirky shoots and having me give them templates and help whenever they asked is incredibly sweet because they have 0 idea where to start since they could never be bothered to learn anything themselves
TL:DR: Got back at a kid for using his own logic
In 5th grade we were choosing a new mascot and had an elimination game for the name ideas that sounded either bad or unoriginal. I chose Grant Cyclones. This one kid next to me started to nag me about it, saying I chose it because he thought I liked the Iowa State Cyclones. I didn't, I'm an Iowa fan. However I chose Cyclones since I was fascinated with tornadoes but "Grant Tornadoes" doesn't sound that cool. So when he was called he had my idea eliminated. However he had "Spartans" and this gave me an idea. When I was called on, I chose "Grant Spartans" to be eliminated because of the Michigan State Spartans, so I said it sounded generic, she accepted. I look over and see him with tears in his eyes and his face is red. All I could do is smirk at him. I did apologize later in the year though, so it was all bad blood lol.
In case for those who are wondering, our mascot became the the Dragons lol
Once my mum told me to sweep the patio because I was just on minecraft ( I was playing the hive )
So I made a picture out of the leaves and dirt
It was a troll face
I was 10 ok
I bet she laughed at it even if she didn't let you see her.
I was told to quit drumming cause I sucked.
I was determined to say the least. So for about a month or two, I was in the band room every morning practicing percussion to get better.
I tried out for my schools drum line and I got to play bass 1 that year
My school had that same mentality for bullying. I got bullied and was sent to in school suspension. And the parish regretting big time (this happened in Louisiana) My dad every single year did free clean up and inspections on the parish buses. Becuase of them putting me in school suspension for being bullied they had to fork over thousands of dollars for the bus inspections and stuff that next school year.
It's about to be petty in May 23 or more. So this guy and me were argueing, because I'm a salty boi. But it was getting intense, then he said "Enjoy ban! " I was not banned . I was suspended for 30! FREAKING! DAYS! So I was planning a scam, we have previously traded. It's virtual weapons on dying light. I will block him, then appear offline. And party my friend on ps4. And my friend will keep the good weapons. My friend will lie about it being a special weapon. Then, well, you know. Oh! I didn't mention he probably was suspended too. That's gonna be a petty pretty proud party!
I was at work, and in our department I had a coworker who would mess with my sensor on my cnc machine and so one day. I bought a fart bomb from a ice cream truck and placed it inside the trash cans by his cnc machine. It was gold. And he took out the trash after he realized what stinks.
The only person I trust is Inspector Doggo
I was in the hospital for about a month with a broken back, as a teenager. I had to call a nurse for a bed pan if I needed to use the bathroom. I hated that and also hated that they made me wait an hour or more, sometimes, just to pee. So, one night, I just peed the bed thinking that would light a fire under their asses. Instead, all sorts of procedures were ordered, including a catheter, to determine why I was suddenly incontinent. Boy, did that backfire quickly!
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Wait
He peed on his brother
😹😹😹😹
I was playing monster hunter world, and was farming namielle, and I saw an SOS flare for the namielle assignment. I thought “it’ll be a win-win, I get the armor, they have the assignment finished.”.
I joined, they were instantly rude. They were doing things like yelling at me for having a kulve taroth bow instead of a Teostra bow (there is no Teostra bow, and it would’ve been as useless elemental wise as a kulve taroth, A thunder element would’ve been preferable). Eventually I’ve had it with their crap, and stood there while namielle killed me once, twice. On the third time I typed into the chat “Revenge” and fainted, thereby failing the quest.
I was a 5th grader at the time and at my school all the girls complained about their bodys in the 5th grader bathroom at lunch and break. So one day I decided to (pretty normal ik). Every single girl except for me ran out screaming.
I guess they never thought someone would actually pee in their...
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The free goats one was so funny
4:36 This is your classic Jim Halpert moment
One time when i was in high school our class went on a trip. There was a guy who sang some melody about me being fat and all that. I was not amused so when he was eating lunch i walked past him and crop dusted him. Apparently it smelt so bad he had to go throw up.
At Uni I lived with 3 annoying people that were petty. One day I went into the Kitchen to make a cup of tea and all my teaspoons were gone. I knew it was one of them so I asked in the groupchat and they all played innocent. So I took everyones Teaspoons and just waited. Eventually someone was like "My teaspoons are gone as well". I went into the kitchen and suddenly everyone was there and I checked and mine were still gone because obviously the person that did it didn't wanna show guilt infront of everyone. We started having a discussion about who took them and how they must be really petty and dumb. Everyone agreed, the one guilty agreed but was clearly uncomfortable so I knew it was her. We returned to our rooms and I hear her go to the kitchen and then back to her room, ai check and my spoons are back. I take mine and everyone elses and put them in her cupboard where she doesn't often go but put hers where I had took them from. I waited until everyone was in the kitchen and I "searched " high and low for the spoons and I opened her draw to find all the spoons. We all looked at her and everyone was clearly mad.
I kinda feel sorry for that food thief he may have been poor and food insecure.. its sad :( i feel sorry for kids who are poor/ insecure and bullied for it, maby they should ask if they could have it or share it, maby try to get help for the kid...
Nah, pretty sure he was just an asshole. Most children are borderline sociopaths.
It's possible. That's why schools should have free breakfast/lunch so we know they have at least 2 good meals
@@Anna-tc6rz agreed 100 Percent
@@Anna-tc6rz Mine does.
I had someone taking my sandwich at work if I left in the fridge over night.. so I made a pulled pork sandwich topped off with our red grease. That was the last time someone touched anything in our fridge...
can’t get over how polite the outro is lol
I was mad at my mum for being rude to a tradie. So I turned the air con on a few degrees cooler on a cold day lol
The suspension trick was very clever but schools are beyond incapable of mentoring students.
Not sure if this counts, but here goes:
As a kid, when waiting in the airport to board a plane to Oregon, I was snacking on Swedish Fish.
My little brother kept bugging me to give him some.
Having seen The Princess Bride, and he hadn’t, I told him ok, but then said “Hey, what’s that?”
To my surprise he fell for it, and in that split second, I licked one, then handed the one I licked to him, which he then ate.
I then told him what I did.
It’s been over 15 years since then.
He hasn’t had a Swedish Fish since.
Bonus:
In Oregon, I stayed at the hotel from The Shining.
i like how it says that the location is reddit
I Edited the Comment so The Replies dont make sense
I hate people who spoil things for others but you fellow human not only get a pass but a firm handshake as well.
@@kyubbiman2255when dose the pass expire
@@zaukonig6265 when you start spoiling movies for people who have not wronged you. Such power is dangerous and must be used responsibly.
My friend spoiled HTTYD 3 for me. I was so freaking mad.
@@toaster2822 Ah we can kill them together my friend. I LOVE the HTTYD movies and hearing that rubs me all kinds of wrong. Sorry to hear that.
The first one was *PERFECT*
Not revenge but I did slap my friend ( not my friend anymore ) in the face in front of the entire class. She was being a b-word and kept telling people stuff about me that was mostly fake but sounded real and made me look bad for denying it. Luckily the teacher wasn’t there and no one mentioned it... and to be fair she did almost punch me (I swerved to avoid a full face punch but she did hit my cheek) when I told her to stop saying those things over and over.
You dont take a mans god damn sandwich
Yea telling other people that your sibling pees in the bed is trash. Cus what was the reason?
My confession is watching this video at 11:26 on a Monday night.
After I broke up with my ex cheated on me so I put her and his phone number down on websites that asked for your information so they can contact them about random cars and telemarketing scams lol
5:44
I just couldn't stop laughing
Yeah I literally had a girl steal a out 4 grand from me and got me fired just because I was a little mean to her. Petty revenge is not ok
Oooh that first one
this guy annoyed me during lunch, so I put an orange slice into his chocolate milk
6:05 Ain't no one duck with the weird salad kid. Ain't no one.
Honestly if you knew me irl you would know me as the definition of petty revenge
Cat farted at me,
*I returned the favor.*
Confession: I want to convince some people into messaging me again but I don’t know how, especially when I’ve unintentionally upset them and I don’t necessarily have anything they’d want so it’s not like I can make some deal with them.
about the collateral, they should just take all the remote controls. then they have to buy a whole new set or pay more to replace the remotes and pair them
So I work mostly night shifts. I don’t mind coming in early but EVERY TIME I have the morning shift the same manager asks if I can stay late. EVERY. TIME. It’s getting on my nerves. He texted today asking if I could come in early. Nope. You made me stay late on my last morning shift. I’m not coming in early for you. Enjoy not having a cashier.
LMAO nobody can steal my food cause I be Mauritian and eat spicy food ALL THE FREAKING TIME.
One of my friends, lets call her K, kept getting her food stolen my some fat shit so she told her mom who bought her a lunch box with a key that K kept on a bracelet. So now the bully cannot steal K's food so, he finds out that me and K are bffs so he thinks that he can take my food. I don't know who told the fat shit we are friends.(I did not know of this. Karma did a petty revenge by its self) He Takes my food and bites a huge chunk out and then I smirked. He dropped the sandwich and his face turned bright red as he ran around and ended up drinking my "water". The water bottle was actually filled with spicy curry that I eat with rice on the way to my tuition. He was HILARIOUS to watch and he never took anyones food ever again.
1) I wonder why the kid stole food. It's not right to steal like that but I can't help but wonder if he's being fed at home.
First guy should’ve put laxitives
One time I ate grass. Yes. Grass. It’s even grosser when you realize It was kindergarden and I was eating grass kids had stomped on. Just wanted to get out of class, to get popsicles. I got popsicles when I had a fever so I thought it was a “get sent home from school, you get a popsicle” thing.
So we had this work that was due but since almost no one in my class finished, the teacher gave us time to finish in class. I had to go to the library to print and when I got there the librarian asked me what I was doing. I told her that I needed to do some work and print some stuff. The librarian asked when this work was due (she asked this since 3 of my classmates were also there) and I told her it was due today. Before I could tell her that the teacher gave us time to work on it, our school janitor came from behind me and started yelling. He was yelling at me because it was wrong to do work the day it's due and that I would get fired if I did this in "the real world". I was so mad since my classmates were watching this go down and its embarrassing. After he finished yelling he continued to clean the library and I went to do my work. So what I did was everytime I had a chance, I would litter. Like I would legit keep some snack wrappers and drop them on the floor after he finished cleaning it. I did that for half a year then I graduated from that school (elementary school in Toronto).
Me: hearing the phrase "we are many"
Me: thinking of the phrase "We Are Legion"