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What Rule At Your School Made Things Worse? (r/AskReddit)
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My school tried to ban using headphones from the lunchroom, so that started the ukulele rebellion and like 25 kids brought ukuleles and played them during lunch. I was one of them
I respect you 👏
69 likes can't like but will wait
Respect 🍌
I was chewing gum one time so I got the usual “do you have enough for everyone?”. I did. The thing is this was the classic superhero water tattoo gum. Say “of course I do m’am. *pulls up sleeve to show Spider-Man on my shoulder* with great power comes great responsibility.” Most people left that hour for the bathroom.
out of context "so that started the ukulele rebellion" sounds amazing
That second one though, THAT is commitment!
Got a cap and gown for the inflatable doll. 🤘😆🤘
thats a person i would like to know in real life
Sean Gilmore mate, it said that he had a few. Custom shirts that have words on the inside and the outside cost like 30 bucks because it would be very easy to do
Sean Gilmore well maybe his parents bought it for him for his b-day or something.
NO CAP THOUGH
I am a professor, and believe me, plenty of teachers and professors (those with souls) hate these rules too. At the beginning of the covid-19 lockdown, my learnéd colleagues and I were expected to fill in a spreadsheet detailing everything we had done during the day to prove we were still working during lockdown.
Yeah, that went well. Asked a group of highly educated, professional people with very good memories who are highly literate to justify their jobs by writing down everything they did in a day. All of us wrote EVERYTHING we did. Each day. We're talking elegant, gorgeously formatted, correctly referenced thousand-word essays on ordering paperclips and going to the toilet. Without any kind of discussion each of us independently decided to completely swamp the admin with essays on the minutiae of our everyday lives.
Funnily enough, after the first week of lockdown, we had a memo through to say we no longer had to complete our record of work anymore.
Next time your teacher or professor has to enforce a dumb rule, look into their eyes- there is a good chance they hate it as much as you do.
🤣😂 this was golden 🤣😂
reminds me of a similar story i read: someone at a business was told to write down everything. so he described, in great detail, how the SAME manger wasted most of his time talking to him about Baseball scores, or talking to him about video games, and so on.
If you can't beat em. Join em to a point of insane literal-ness
This is an actual question. Is it normal for teachers to make their students teach each other?
@@dooferfis Hi Bruh, and yes it is. It is considered good practice, in fact. The reason for this is that any professor or teacher will tell you that the best way to learn is to teach- so teaching each other makes you really get a grasp of the material. it'd called 'Peer teaching' if you want to look up more about it.
Here's a good one: We couldn't raise our hands. It was removed after a month because the teachers were tired of us blurting out answers.
Why couldn't you raise your hand? That's a really stupid rule
@@savviistudios309 One student accidentally hit another student by raising their hand.
@@keeganreed7361 they instituted a rule for the entire school from one accident instead of just moving the desks further apart???
@@Serenade2461 Yes. My school was very stupid.
@@keeganreed7361 bruh
In fourth grade, the teachers tried to stop the boys and girls from playing together because boys were "too rough". We all ignored it not only because it was stupid, but because the girls were the ones being rough.
buT B0yZ r vIolEnT, ANd mEan
@@talltroll7092 that doesn’t mean girls can’t beat people up once I made a boys nose bleed ............ when we were literally PLAY FIGHTING for
lol I had a rule (when we were still in class) that the boys needed to stop being rough on the girls in sports. the girls won almost everytime and gave some kids bloody noses, I am proud of myself about winning tho
I nearly KILLED my younger brother on multiple occasions. But yeah, boys are too aggressive for our fragile skin
What is it with schools purposely trying to make a split between the boys and girls? In my elementary, some of the girls made fun of me for being friends to the boys. And not bullying them.
Two things about school.
One kid makes trouble.
Everyone gets involved.
Actually that strategy to socially "punish" the troublemaker, since literally everyone will punish him/her.
2 fights happened outside. We could no longer go outside ☹️
Yep. I hate the kids that get in trouble and then all the class gets in trouble
Under the 1949 Geneva convention, mass punishment is considered a war crime.
I want to backfire every rule but I will hope this will actually work
Not so much a school rule but a dumb rule from a college professor. The narcissist came into the classroom, left his hat on his desk and went to use the restroom, got into a long winded conversation with another professor that lasted a half hour over the start of class. Our college rules said that if the professor was about a half hour or more late, we could leave. We did. The next day the professor said “Because I left my hat on my desk, you should have realized that I was here. I’m marking you all down for missing yesterday’s class.” The next day he came into the class and found our hats left on our desks, but no students in the classroom.
That is actually a legendary response props to u all
This is absolutely beautiful. Mad props
PROPS!
that happened
*applauds* Well done. Truly a madlad/madlass move. The teacher was a dumba$$
"We were treated to a thirty minute safety presentation on the dangers of grilled cheese sandwiches."
Oh god not the cheese, ANYTHING BUT THE CHEESE
What?
Even my school wouldn't have done that.
*g r i l l e d s a n d w i c h e s*
I’m lactose intolerant one little piece of cheese and I’m down for the count 😖
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
THIS IS SO CONVENIENT BECAUSE A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO A FIRE ALARM WAS SET OFF BECAUSE AN ENTIRE CLASS WERE MAKING GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES AND WE ALL HAD TO GO OUTSIDE WHILE IT WAS RAINING HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAJAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
I like grilled cheese sandwiches
I need the humorous graphic tees that were in the second story.
I wish I had shirt that said nucking futs
I get it, buddy. Really, I do. Don't go around telling people we're not on the same side, okay? But I have no idea what you're talking about. I never watched this video and I never will. My big problem with you is, what the hell does this have to do with me? Why should I have to deal with it? Leave me out of it. I never asked to be involved!
@@brinntindel7930 this isnt funny
The fact that those shirts aren’t up for sale is driving me nucking futs.
Heeyy danganronpa fannnss
Our school banned anything sticky Glue included because, “it could get stuck in our hair” we’re in highschool
Michelle Propson let me guess, everybody put gum in peoples hair because it’s “not glue”
This is highschool. Not preschool
You cannot be serious. This is probably one of the most ridiculous things I’ve heard a school said. Wtf.
Shave ur damn head
@Matthew Gomez couldn't the school just make a rule against using school/craft materials inappropriately? it seems pointless to ban something with legitimate uses all around just because some kids misuse them
My school thought they were smart by locking the bathroom doors requiring someone to sign and get a key to use the bathroom. They did this to prevent people from prevent people from vandalising the bathroom which is honestly pretty fair but what if there were to be an emergency? Anyway nobody could stand this rule and everyone swore they would break down the door. Nobody did anything, they were all talk. A week went by... now enter me, I had a runny nose that day and needed to grab some tissues to wipe my nose. I probably could have easily just got a key to the bathroom but no, there would go my precious 1 minute. I walked up to the door and attempted to kick it down. I don't know what went through my head but I just decided life was too boring gotta spice it up. I didn't think I could actually kick the door down since it was nearly 5 cm of wood so I just gave it a kick using about 75% of my power. My plan was to just walk away originally but like I said I was bored of following rules. I thought hey, I'm already here, why not give it a proper shot. I put in a little technique and power and my leg went straight through the door, busting a hole through it. Casually walked in, grabbed a few tissues and walked out as if everything were normal. It was like some shit you would see in a show. Was pretty impressed with myself. Next day the principle was up giving his morning shit-talk and at the end mentioned the door and how he knew who did it and they would be expelled immediately. I learnt from experience that it was a bluff and was never called out for it. Ever since then they wouldn't dare lock the door in fear that somebody would break it, wasting their time and money.
@Alexander Steel mobody knows except for a some mates. but i guess yeah
@Alexander Steel knew something was off
You are a LEGEND OF LEGEND
I always hated Bathroom restrictions especially in High School. I remember we had passes in our agenda and for each semester (9 weeks a semester and 4 semesters) we got three passes. We were given 2 minuted to get from class to class, combined with narrow hallways and needing to use the restroom at this time a lot of kids would be late and when the teachers saw them they would always come off with "You should have went before class" in an arrogant tone. Kids should be allowed to go to the fucking bathroom, these aren't urges we can control we can't schedule a piss for three. I remember I had to go to the hospital before a math test for an MRI (Basically I learned I had Gallstones and needed surgery) Any who I was given some medicine and as a side effect of it I had Diarrhea. I got to the math class and 30 minutes in Nature calls, I didn't have anything on me as I was late and basically told the teacher and literally ran out of the room and was in there until 10 minutes before class ended. I got back and the bastard teacher legit threatened me that he was going to only grade half my test because I hadn't taken the time to sign my little Agenda hall pass. Luckily he didn't but the sheer gall to even consider failing me for something I could not control astounded me.
75% ..
Cool..
Nobody:
That one school: *sells punishments*
Damn, now I want one of those shirts. Lol
Dr. Jay, Expert in Moonology same
Lol
Whoever told the Marines to bring the snake back if they got bit obviously doesn't know Marines. They'll do exactly what they're told regardless of how difficult the task may be. And they'll do ANYTHING a corpsman asks of them - "I got bit by this snake Doc" - hands live snake to corpsman.
Damn crayon eaters 😂
Well they are the cannon fodder for a reason haha
Please don't kill me
Reminds me of a medical AskReddit video where a Marine went to the infirmary with a hole in his boot. His explanation is "I wanted to see if my steel toed boots were bulletproof, Doc, but I guess they weren't." Someone replied (on Reddit, not YT) "That's the most Marine thing I've ever heard."
@@KnakuanaRka So given this context, Marines are Florida men with a little less of the crazy. Useful to know.
This marine comment made me crack up 😂😂😂😂
The dress code one reminds me of a Dutch woman I used to know, who was an office manager in one of the EU countries (not sure which one). She got a new boss, ex-military, who didn’t like the ‘business casual’ dress code and insisted that her Reception and Admin staff switch to a uniform. He even picked out the one he wanted them to wear. There were two things he wasn’t aware of - one, if it’s a dress code, you buy your own clothes, if it’s a uniform, your employer has to supply it, and secondly, the option he’d chosen made no allowances for very tall women, very short women or pregnant women. The first day of the new uniforms, he strolls in to do an inspection, and finds the head Receptionist, who was 4’8 and a size 0 swimming in a tent of a uniform, and one of the part time receptionists in floods of tears, trying to cover her pregnant belly as it bulged out of her blouse. Then, to cap it off, the Dutch are the tallest country in the world, so in comes the Dutch office manager to see what the commotion is, and her uniform skirt is so short, you could almost see her hooha, and she calmly pointed out that the company had spent over €2,000 kitting out staff in badly fitting uniforms, and the Finance department wanted to know which budget it was coming from. He did not last much longer there.
What a way to show you have zero experience. "Yeah lets spend €2000 on company uniforms which i think look good i guess"
@@leomadero562 I can get using uniforms. I get ex-military preferring them so as to look orderly.
What I cannot fathom is how said ex-military did not even try sizing. Soldiers are not cookie cutters. Male and female will be different sizes. You do not order just the medium uniform and pray it will work.
Pregnant I give a pass because men can be bloody ignorant of the needs of a pregnant woman. So this particular stupidity is not singular.
Our school had a rule that was basically called STOP. It was meant to slow bullying down. While good intentions, it was literally just putting your hand on front of you and saying, "Stop, you're bullying me." It sounded so stupid that we basically made a mockery out of it so much to the point where even staff no longer took it seriously. It was kinda hilarious
Woah same. It‘s like a rhyme that all the students from all schools here know and they chant it very often. They do it alone, they do it in groups, they variate it, they make anthems, add lines and all kinds of stuff. Everyone here knows the lines (translated to English) ”Hey, Stop, I feel bullied“.
I remember it being officially introduced to my class in 5th grade, during the weekly no-bullying- and don’t-fight-workshops…
I don’t think a real bully would ever take something like that serious… 😐🥲
My primary school principal made a few dumb rules, no dabbing, no bottle flipping and no more than 2 erasers. Needless to say she got fired a few years later due to her abusing her power
Why wasn't it allowed to have more than 2 erasers lmao,
Anyone reading this in the future will be like “ah yes 2017” except gen alpha watching this 10 yrs from now they will be like “what’s dabbing”.
Also that’s such a dumb rule like none of those things hurt ppl smh. When I was in 5th grade rainbow loom was banned from the school, right when it was really popular
I had the same rules in primary/elementary school! I think in.... fourth grade? We had an “eraser club” in my desk, and at the end of the year i had to give them all away, and only keep a few. It really sucked because lots of them weren’t even mine, they were just “on display” like cars in a dealership
Fidget spinners were banned in my school, so was any kind of bottle flipping (Water bottles, juice boxes, etc.)
Thumbnail: backfired badly
Title: made things worse
Actual post: backfired horribly
Most are like this
Hotel:Trevago
(It was gonna happen. Might as well make it early)
Lol
Dying:Ice pack
I remember when our school started telling us to not play Roblox because apparently there was cyber bullying. I raised my hand and said “You do realise any website with the ability to type can be used for cyberbullying, right?” I still play Roblox to this day.
Well,your comment is the true definiton of a parry
That's true. And, in Roblox since it's a game and not a chat app or website, you can just leave the game and block the player bullying you.
My elementary school did the same thing. I still played Roblox at the time, but scared that they hid cameras or something. 10 year old me had a weird brain.
literally the actual story: “hey you ###### ####### ######## ##### ##### #####”
@@Specifix5 Lol that's re ###### ## #####
My school banned drinking water from water bottles in class because "you might spill it" and "its distracting". and most teachers say you can't use the bathroom in their class so why would they let you drink water?
Yes! A teacher in my old school was popular because we can't drink water without asking her permission like what?
Not drinking water would just dehydrate you. Makng you pee sooner. That's why coffee makes you pee.
I knew someone who had to have a water bottle with them AT ALL TIMES or they would have a panic attack.
Class: RUNN THERES A SCHOOL SHOOTING
Teacher: actually, it’s against the rules, sorry. I’ll be telling the principal about this.
The quiet kid: “No, you won’t.”
@@damonminnix4660 It was at that moment that everyone forgot the quiet kid was a school shooter and just went out to cheer for him.
Lol
**proceeds to get shot by the shooter**
The super-skinny guy: hehehe I wear a big coat buddy (punches the shooter)
one of my teachers tried the “i hope you brought enough for everyone” line on me once, little did she know that i usually have like 30 packs of gum on me because i’m trying to stop biting my nails and i don’t want to run out
edit: to the people saying stuff about communism, good. communism would be great if people weren’t corrupt, in theory communism is the perfect government, unfortunately in practice it doesn’t work as well
Madlad
Communist
Mad respect for you
Wow
dub.L X roblox gaming F, and damn watermelon? Feel sorry for you dude.
Okay, that second kid sounds like a joke where the gag is how damn long it goes on.
It's called a running gag
If: School makes rule
Then: Students defy rule
If: Students defy rule
Then: Remove rule
If: Rule removed
Then: Students proceed like if the rule was present
If: Students proceed like if the rule was present
Then: School has mental breakdown
If: School has mental breakdown
Then: Scenario won!
If: I understand coding joke
Then: I must be smart
If: I must be smart
Then: I’m probably not a disappointment!
@@emilythegreat18 If: you're smart
Then: Good Job
Yandere Dev coding
@@emilythegreat18 your animations are cute
I didn't realise it was a coding joke but found it funny anyway...
Our school made a rule that was "Absolultely no Graffiti Tools Allowed" so I stopped bringing in pencils and pens and such to school. When the teachers told me it was my responsibility to bring in just such items, I said I was not allowed. this lead to me asking them to define Graffiti Tools, and they said anything that could be used to deface school property. So I asked one of my classmates to let me borrow their pencil and wrote "Graffiti" on my desk.
I got sent to the office, every student in my class stopped bringing in anything to write with. Then multiple classes had this problem. They eventually removed the rule.
A few. One in particular comes to mind.
I worked in a tech office. The guys I worked with were typical dudes. Hard working but also snarky. During down time, we would chat and any time someone made a double entendre (think "that's what she said" kind of thing), it became a tradition for everyone to shout "Ding!"
Well, some thin skinned person reported it to HR and they banned the word Ding. They thought that would be the end of it.
Nope.
We just changed it to "ping". And since ping is an actual technical term ("I need to ping your IP"), there was nothing management could do about it.
This is amazing
Ashley Penn why did they report that lol
@@winstonchurchill624 she was a basic Karen and considered it "sexual harassment". Probably because no one ever made those kind of jokes about her? I dunno. 🤷♀️
“OMG we could put rocks in them!”. 😆
This is why, as a daycare teacher, I don’t even use the word “biting” while in the classroom. It’s like telling them not to think of pink elephants.
PINK ELEPHANTS ON PARADE
So basically me and my friend used ice more than actual snowballs for 2 years.
Quick! Don't think about a rhinoceros holding a teacup!
boyscout troop went camp leader told us not to have a snow ball fight as there could be ice in them when start throwing ice at each other on propose they gave up when kids tried to stab each other with icles
That's how the brain works! It can't process negatives. You tell someone "don't even think about..." and their brain will automatically think about it.
Any kid from my grade can quote my middle school vice principal’s rules about keeping out of the snow during recess: “Don’t touch the snow, don’t look at the snow, don’t even think about the snow!”
It was a little hard to keep up this rule when you live in New England and it’s the middle of January. Snow is freaking everywhere.
My school did this too
Why don't they let us touch snow?
When I was in elementary school we had this thing where you read books and then if you wanted u took a test over the book online. If you got good marks you would get points added to a chart which had many prizes soo. One dude read like all the Percy Jackson books and took the test for like everyone since it was online by logging onto their account and everyone got prizes
Nice. Percy Jackson books are the best. Btw, did he also read Heroes of Olympus or the Trials of Apollo?
That is amazing.
We had a similar thing at my school when I was in like 3rd grade and I had like 250 points since I did the tests for all the Harry Potter books and scored high
@Why do you see me everywhere? oh well all of those books were released before I even picked up the Lightning Thief. Maybe some of the Trials of Apollo were released while I was reading Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Are the Trials of Apollo from 2018?
For me there were many ways to get points but the only consistently repeatable way to get points was taking an ar test than submitting a tops report which gave 2 points. I got maybe 300 points from that (I read really fast for my age like REALLY fast) I ended up with 2 kindle fires and like 4 pounds of candy.
The hero we never knew we needed...
This guy had a thing of mentos gum in chemistry class and now we all don’t have bad breath anymore
Ok???
No one asked
@@DrEw-jm7cc no one really needs to ask you in order for someone to make a comment but ok
Mr. Gator
Do you realise that what you’re saying is worse?
@@grub9111 pretty sure it is a joke to get their point across
Gosh, I hate how schools/university force you to make community service. Like yeah sure, all the exams/homeworks/group project aren't stress enough, let's add what is basically slavery!
Yeah, at least pay us!
My school had this but never followed up to see if the service was legitimate... most people just got their parents or someone they knew with a family business to sign the sheet and say they worked for free 😓
My high school requires you to do 450 hours of community service on top of your ap and college classes (I go to an early collage high school) and my god does it suck
May as well put the students on a chain gang....
I babysat the impossible toddler for my community service hours for school, I actually loved babysitting him since he was quiet and he did everything I did. We basically hung out for a couple of hours where I had a little mini me following me around and playing with my puppy. His parents are very talkative and loud, he threw tantrums when they were around, I think he liked a quieter environment and a or b optional choices instead of opened ended questions/choices. Interesting by helping parents just starting out and everyone learned a lesson
At my secondary school (aged 11-18 for y'all Americans and such), we had a Tuck Shop, as some British schools do, which sold sweets, crisps, soft drinks etc. during morning break. There's a British chocolate bar called a Freddo which is basically a milk chocolate frog wearing overalls, about the size of your hand. When I started school there, it was 5p. This was printed on the packet. Then, recession started, blah blah blah, Tuck Shop prices went up. Freddos were sold for 10p then 15p then 20p for this teeny chocolate bar.
Now, some of the kids at my school had to get the train in. They got the train into the city then did the 20 minute walk from the station to the school. A walk which went through the city centre. One enterprising young guy in my tutor group started buying them in packs of 50 - which was a lot cheaper than buying 50 separately - then selling them to people in our year for 10p. Half the price of the Tuck Shop and at a decent profit to himself. Teachers didn't notice until he started selling to other year groups then he quickly got shut down. We were in Year 9/8th grade at this time.
Now my school was built on a hill. There aren't any houses around it. You come off a roundabout and go straight into a side road to the school. In Year 10, Domino's, a takeaway pizza shop, was built at the bottom of the hill, right by the roundabout. Sixth formers (16-18, juniors/seniors) were allowed to leave campus and a habit started of "I don't like today's lunch menu. Let's go to Domino's." This did not please administration and they were subsequently banned from leaving campus until the end of the day. However, Domino's also does delivery service. "Hi, please bring the pizza up to the school please. I'll be waiting . Thank you!" This was also subsequently banned, but it took administration a long while to actually get round to it. 😂
Indi Heaton the first guy is a genius
@@winstonchurchill624 I know
@@winstonchurchill624 I guess they, " never, never, never gave up"
"We do not tolerate bullying."
Junior High and High School rule that backfired, obviously. -_-
How tf do you survive getting repeatedly bitten by a rattlesnake?
HOO RAH!
Probably the same armor that protects them from bullets? Idk... Or just the insane amount of muscles Marines have?
God damn crayon eaters man. They're another breed.
well venom is very caloric intensive to create. therefore most bites are without venom. also it takes time for new venom to be produced, therefore once used subsequent bites will have less and less.
@@zjotheglorious there is no arm armor unless in specialty gear. kevlar and pottery implants are on the chest and helmet. at least for US military.
Highschool in the 90's, and short shirts (showing navel) and low necklines (some also showing navel) had just become "popular fashion"... AND the school created a dress code for the girls not to wear "midriff shirts" or "necklines below the clavicle"... I was already into leathercraft a bit (from D&D props) and branched out to sewing. I took a girlfriend's turtleneck and created a heart-shaped hole in the center of her chest... ran it through the machine to put a "professional seam" on it, and returned it to her. SHE absolutely LOVED this friggin' shirt... AND it wasn't two hours before the principal had her in his office... called her parents... Only her dad was a lawyer!
Two weeks later, and practically EVERY girl in the school had various shaped holes professionally sewn into their shirts... showing EXACTLY what that dresscode had been designed to stop! I was only one guy, so I only know where a couple hundred of them got their work done... I imagine others had very good natured mothers and fathers, or some deep pockets for "clothing adjustment" services. I don't even know where the hell to go to get something like that done around here. o.O
This is the first I ever bragged about it. I never needed recognition. I just thought it would be funny, and she picked the shirt to "adjust"... agreeing with me. BUT I made some pretty kick-ass coin for a highschool kid without a job that year... so whoever made money, more power to 'em! ;o)
You should've gotten some free lookie-loo's for your troubles. Or cash. Cash is good.
@@calanon534 I worked for cash... cash has always been KING, ;o)
@@calanon534 Well he ended up surrounded by women with cleavage-holes in their shirts. Sounds like it's own reward.
In 1st grade the school sent out an email to all parents warning about a karate dojo because I used some poorly executed techniques on some girl who was being mean to my friend. I was never very good but to all those fist graders it looked amazing. So anyway the school sent out an email about how the dojo set “a dangerous precedent about physical violence” and any further use of karate on school grounds would be met with “severe consequences.” Next week I went in for lessons and about half my class was there as well as a lot of other people from different grades who had seen the email and decided that karate sounded pretty cool. Some of the people who joined actually continued lessons all the way through high school, and competed in tournaments. In that year there were several instances of teachers mistaking sparing for real fighting and students getting pulled into the office. The school eventually sent a rather rude email to the dojo’s sensei, asking her to keep her students in line, so the school organized an assembly for her to come in and explain that karate wasn’t that great. Instead, she and her partner (this was before gay marriage was legalized) gave a karate demonstration for the whole school, and next week even more people from my school had signed up for lessons. My parents eventually pulled me out of the dojo and made me join a swim team, but when I left the Dojo’s ranks had tripled, it was amazing. And it all happened because some girl said my friend was an idiot, and I roundhoused her in the stomach.
Lol
in school, my friend was loaded with gum, and when the teacher caught him, she pulled the "Have You Got Enough For The Entire Class?, so, he went to every SINGLE person and gave them a pack, or if he hated them (he went to them last), he said, oops looks like I'm running low! then he just gave them 1 peice
My uni implemented a 95% mandatory attendance rate to boost their numbers, both in attendance and overall student passing. Well that lasted about three weeks and then this whole coronavirus meant that was thrown out the window.
95? Is it a uni or a damn jail? TF!?
That second one though, THAT is commitment!
Me, an Asian: Wait 95% attendance isn't mandatory?
95% attendance is mandatory on my college course, even with corona virus!
My school banned phones so that fights weren’t filmed and posted therefore “ruining” our schools reputation (a middle school in a worse area of the city so the reputation wasn’t that good in the first place). Fights still happen (maybe even more than before) but they happen after school at a McDonald’s
If they have that rule, that means they definitely have something to hide
True story,
One harsh winter, outside my high school, my friend and I were throwing snowballs at each other after school since we both drove. A teach came up and told us to stop throwing snowballs because we could accidentally get rocks or ice in them. I said, “I never thought of doing that before! Thanks for the tip!” And we went back to slugging snowballs at each other and having a blast.
That makes no sense. Why are teachers so determined that you could hurt someone with *snow* while parents are then ones who teach you to throw snowballs??!
@@emeraldlily673 huh…
When I was in high school, we had, I think, a 30 minute lunch period. It took like 5 to 10 minutes to get from class to the front of the cafeteria line to get something to eat, leaving 20 minutes to find somewhere to eat and actually eat. Students would sometimes get in fights at lunch and the administration, and their infinite wisdom, came up with the brilliant idea of reducing the lunch period to 25 minutes, and then 20 minutes. With each subsequent reduction in time, rather than fights being reduced, fighting increased, because the competition to get to the front of the cafeteria line and actually get food and actually find a place to eat had increased. Everyone was scrambling to try and get lunch while they could and there was literally not enough time. Just imagine a bunch of hangry teenagers just trying to eat lunch and having no time to do so. The administration thought that students were fighting because they were bored and had too much time on their hands when, in fact, the opposite was true. The administration never figured it out and they just kept making lunches shorter and shorter for the rest of the school year, while fights at lunch were out of control. I literally just stopped eating lunch at that point and would eat when I got home. Many students would eat in class, and not all the teachers were okay with that, but some of them were.
Not surprised,every school has done something silly to the students,and they never know why students disbehave either.
We got a detention for the craziest stuff, even if we dropped a pencil in class. This led to staying behind after school. This caused outrage with parents and media coverage quickly picked it up to the point where it became national. The school had to reverse the descion and apologise for any offense caused.
www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3139021/amp/Parents-furious-new-school-crackdown-seen-60-children-detention-one-day-offences-including-holding-pencil-moving-chair-loudly.html feel free to read the blog below.
Bruh
It's funny because seems like a lot of people defend this in the comment
Can you send the link or video of the news?
That second guy is the definition of r/madlads
So this actually backfired on the school after the teachers made it backfire... So they instated the be more healthy rule yada-yada. The teachers (bless their souls) knew we hated that rule. Sooooo they started selling chips for half a dollar. And the GOOD chips, not those baked ones.
The baked ones r so much nicet
Rizo_Zesty Honestly I agree.
Our teachers can't allow us to bring junk food in to share with the class, only health food. But they told us that if we didn't TELL them we were bringing in junk food to a class party, they couldn't tell us to get rid of it.
The baked ones get old after a while
Based teachers
So my school tried to ban technology (except for watches and Kindles to read) by imposing a ban on any kind of phone or laptop, because a survey was done and these were the only tech that they had. Then, iPads were never banned, so a lot of ppl started to use them, and apparently a super rich kid secretly ordered a crap ton of iPads and gave them out to other ppl. When iPads were banned, ppl started using Nintendo’s, DS, game boys, and iPods, and then they gave up and modified tech rules.
At 4:50, the school with neon tshirts that said "dress code violator on them"; that sounds like everyone had a good laugh, and it probably funded some school activity. Sounds like it worked out way better than I would have expected, since it started out as an attempt to embarrass kids into submission, and instead became a funny tshirt they wanted to wear and incidentally put them into dress code compliance. The school really lucked out on that one.
"I see this as an absolute win"
At my high school you had to have the small drawstring backpacks instead of a big backpack because according to the school board it would be harder to sneak a weapon into a small backpack. The rule lasted a long time until my senior year when a girl brought a knife to school in a small backpack. They reversed the rule when we went back to school.
They tried that once when I was in middle school. Turns out a double handful of gravel in those and they make a good flail to bash in a bullying prick's face.
And I got two weeks vacation from school for it, bonus!
I always bring a knife in my pocket lol. I dont go to school anymore
@@1ztype343 me too. Knives are not the problem though. People are. Scissors, metal rulers, pencils, chairs.....you can use anything as a weapon if you want to.
In 2nd grade, we couldn't have snack time. All grades from pre - k to 6th could eat, but not 2nd grade because "You need to learn you can survive without a snack."
I wonder why it was specifically 2nd grade
For me it's not about food, it's just so I can take a break from the work
In eighth grade the staff thought it’d be a great idea to give us assigned seats at lunch, to “decrease fights.”
Long story short we started around 3 riots, a teacher pushed me into the table and threw another girl to the ground, and these girls on the last day decided to fake fight to give a message. After the fake fight everything went back to normal and the principal came to our classrooms to *APOLOGIZE* and tell us he didn’t know what was going on at lunch until the 2nd-3rd day. The teacher that got physical with me and other kids never got in trouble. He was my algebra teacher.
Yo you should’ve sued the Algebra teacher
@@HenrynotEmily nah he should’ve bashed him
@@HenrynotEmily but with what money?
Our school banned Match Attax. Basically, these football/soccer trading cards, and it started up a huge market for Match Attax in our school. As well as this, a lot of kids, myself included, started getting into Match Attax. Backfired massively.
I remember those! I liked playing with them (despite never being into football lol).
Once there was a fight between year 9 and year 11. They were fighting over the volleyball court. Teachers got mad at them and they forbade them from getting balls and nets from the school's P.E room for a while. Next days year 11's agreed on tying sweaters together to use them as a net (placing it in the sticks where the net goes) and bringing a ball. The teachers saw them and told them to stop playing. They were not violating the rules.....
There was this rule in my school after some kid with Tourette’s had a tick that made him shout. The teacher made a rule that made kids with Tourette’s syndrome hold it in. Everyone heard about how it could potentially hurt them so we all basically shouted randomly during class, lunch, or during tests. The rule was eventually taken down, but dear god I still think about how many people were scared because of it.
Once at my school, they had this after school club called ClubHouse, where you could play games on your iPad and play board games and stuff. They had a snack time at the beginning and after you could play and sometimes go outside. So, kids kept misbehaving and they added this new rule: if a staff caught you doing something you shouldn’t, they would give you a slip of paper (I forgot what they were called) and if you got a certain number of them you would receive different punishments like: Sitting by the wall, no electronics, no recess and stuff like that. Kids started making teams and competing to see who could get the most and be the “Baddest Team” and the “Baddest Kid.” So kids would try to break rules to “earn” the slips of paper. The staff got really really pissed and did not realize it was happening until about a week into the competition, when the after school ClubHouse was completely mad. Kids breaking rules all over the place. There was even a rumor that some of the staff were helping teams. It was super fun and they eventually removed those. Even though they did kids were still trying to be the baddest
My school built a new building and we finally moved into it after Christmas break this year. Our super intendant put a rule on our library that there is no eating or drinking on the “soft furniture”. We’re allowed to eat and drink (especially in our old library) and be in there during lunchtime.This rule was brand new and wasn’t announced. One day I sat down on the floor to use a table in the soft furniture to do homework, and I had a drink from our school store with me that I put on the table. I wasn’t drinking it and it was closed. I got written up for it. Nobody told me that I couldn’t have a beverage there. They only said I couldn’t drink it. Smh I hate school administration. They tried giving me detention.
At my school they tried to ban instagram as it was rated 12 plus on app store (our school goes to the age of 14). No one deleted it, and teachers couldn't do anything about it.
So when I was in elementary school, we had this one weird principle (don’t worry she only lasted 2 years) she was like maybe in her mid 30s and was super safe. She noticed that most of the kids would run to there lines in front of there classrooms. She wanted kids to walk so she made a new rule: when the lunch or recess bell rings you must freeze and sit on the blacktop (which was pretty dirty ngl) then the lunch ladies would all blow there whistles once EVERYONE was sitting down. Everyone hated the idea obviously. Many kids would refuse to sit or freeze, leading for the freeze to last forever. We would get in trouble from our teachers because some kids which might not have even been in our class were “wasting our class time”. This went on for a good 1 or 2 months until finely they realized it wasn’t working and just went bravo to normal, thank god.
the stupid rule in my school is no running within 3 meters of the door or else you cant go inside so we all just went in through the front entrance and laughed at the person guarding the door
Not as bad, but one year the incoming freshman class was larger than the other 3, by nearly 40 kids.
We started that year by having 4 lunch waves instead of 3. But we still had the same amount of time.
By the time I went to lunch, instead of the normal full lunch room, there were now kids having to eat in the halls or stand in front of the offices. All because the kids had less time and the cooks had less time to peel for the next wave.
Instead of rushing back to class, kids would take as long as they wanted to and ended up skipping out on the second part of class.
They tried to make it work for 4 weeks, but gave it up when kids were now getting detentions and tardies for just eating in a reasonable time.
Phone pockets for high schoolers. It didn't even last a semester.
Many kids already kept their phones in their backpacks and didn't bring them out to begin with. So it was unnecessary. Not to mention that there was 2 instances where the phone pockets fell and nearly broke the phones
My school has these. Some teachers use them some don't. My pre-calc teacher doesn't use them and expects us to not use them. My CCP Bio teacher has pockets and expects us to put our phones up. Other teachers just don't care unless there is a test. One of my classes last semester was all seniors and we were taking it because we wanted another history credit. We used our phones all the time.
I got dress-coded for wearing my PJs to school even though the PRINCIPAL said we could wear our PJs that day, apparently gym shorts(which weren't they tight type) and a oversized sweater aren't PJs
Imagine doing 40 hours of community service and then your school says it's no longer required
I'm getting malicious compliance vibes
At our elementary school (6 to 9 years old, sometimes 5 to 9), it was the bus seating chart. They were trying to get kids who were rowdy together separated. Unfortunately, someone would sit in someone else's seat often times, which would mess up the entire system and the bus would just be full of kids screaming at each other for being in their seat. The other kids would then scream back that they couldn't move because someone was sitting in their own seat. The seating chart did not last long.
In grade 5, my class was banned from playing four square during recess and lunch break because we were "too harsh on the little kids around us" (the primary graders technically weren't even allowed to be playing the area unless they wanted to SPECIFICALLY play in the 4 square courts in the gr 4/5 play area) the younger students helped us rebel by having everyone play super aggresively, to the point we accidently popped three balls and hit one into the street
I had a rule where we werent allowed to go to the bathroom during class, then a kid really needed to take a poop, and the teach said no and the kid just went to the back of the classroom and all we heard was grunting. No one looked back, and, I have to be honest, I'm glad no one did. The kid fricking pulled his shorts down, and pooped right in the teachers bag. Let's just say, the teacher had a lot of very important paperwork in that bag.
That kid was suspended, and the teacher was fired. That rule got partially lifted, but you could only go if you were absolutely desperate.
This rule didn't backfire but I thought I could share it. My grade is separated into two groups because it was hard to handle them all in one classroom. One of the girls in my classroom had a fight with a girl of the other classroom. The teacher said that we weren't going to have a graduation name until the two groups decided to get along.... we graduate in 2021 and we still don't have a graduation name, nor colors, nor have the teachers decided who would be the president, vicepresident, secretary, ect. Guess we'll graduate without a name. Its gonna be epic, Im going to write in my class name shirt "Two girl had a fight, so we don't have a name"
what's a graduation name?
@@zahra9890 idk
So I (a no-binary person) used the one-stall bathroom that was labeled “all-gender restroom”. It was an unspoken rule, apparently, that it was only meant for teachers. School implemented rule “Use the restroom of the gender you were born.” Trans guy with extremely supportive parents took it for a while, used the girls restroom. At one point he got fed up and told his parents, who accused the school board of being transphobic. The school I go too has a no-bullying/discrimination policy. So I got to use the all-gender restroom, and the trans guy and his parents were happy. End of story.
My school didn’t allow people to use earbuds so my grade would wear them without plugging them in and this really bugged the teachers so they lifted the ban against earbuds and after my grade graduated heavily enforced the earbud ban
Our school was very strict on our uniforms. Our uniform (for girls) had a long sleeved coat AND a long sleeved undershirt/blouse and a super long skirt, to top it all off, we had to use black socks and shoes.
So we were basically covered every inch of our body. I appreciate it if the main purpose is to prevent indecency but no, it was to copy the European style uniform.
Europe's climate is VERY different for us and the clothes are not designed for our comfort in studying at school.
Wouldn't be surprised if a schoolmate faints because of heatstroke 🙃🤪
Hopefully not heatstroke as thats very easily fatal, and also takes a bit to get that far.
The one around 14:00 reminded me of when my elementary school tried to ban physical contact. Teachers never enforced this, but the vice principal would always make a scene about it. One time, at recess, I was playing tag with my friend. VP saw and naturally started yelling at us. We ignored her and kept playing tag. Didn't get in trouble. The rule was lifted the next week.
Back in primary school (brit speak for 4-11 year old school) bayblades were a massive thing. All the boys had them and did battles with them at every play time. I really, really wanted them, i watched the cartoon obsessively and watched the other boys battle at play time, just waiting for the day my mum got me one. Months pass, it's my birthday. I get one. it's the happiest day ever. i bring it to school excitedly. But then theres an announcement at assembly: "Due to children getting upset at the practice of trading bayblade parts, bayblades are from now on banned from school". Cue my heart being utterly broken. I never once got to battle my bayblade with my friends at school. I spinned it at home, alone, just watching it spin itself into stillness, and then letting the corp rip and watching it again, meditating on my disappointment.
it was very similar in our school! the doors in the girls' toilets were taken out because of graffiti. These toilets were then regularly checked by teachers. My girlfriend (who uses a menstrual cup) then sat on the toilet and changed her hygiene products. Meanwhile, another girl changed insulin shots. The next day all the doors were back inside.
Shout out to the guy with inappropriate shirts and his “girlfriend”. Takes a lot of commitment and balls to do that.
One time my school had a no running rule and it was so bad because we had no playground equipment at the time ( we did have a few swings but the were really crappy) so there was nothing to do during recess
8:24
My school actually did this when I got into sophmore year. At first it was hard to find stuff to do because the city was well maintained and nobody really needed help. But later that year we got hit by a hurricane and our school basically made it extremely easy to find work since now everybody needed help with clearing areas of debris, cleaning community buildings such as schools, churches, etc.
Edit: forgot to add the time stamp 😅
School: *I TELL U WHEN TO EXIT*
Me: Then what's the bell for?
School: It tells you when to get ready to leave.
Me:*Gets ready*
School: Why are you getting ready?
Broooooooooo *and u wonder why kids dislike school?*
My school banned hoodies that don't brand the school's logo because "you can hide a gun in hoodies" they were surprised when someone hid a firearm in his school hoodie..
One at my school:
The no nuts table.
Why:
No boys sit there.
This really makes me think back to Middle School when we had this big fundraiser every fall. We would raise a ton of money and then in October we had a big event on a Saturday. There was something like a quarter-mile course that went around the school campus, and for some reason, they took the hilliest path possible. Anyways, there was a strict no running rule enforced, and if you did run, they would make you run another lap. Before the race, the DJ would always repeat “No running please, violators will have to do another lap.” Mind you, the event was called the Stampede, and as far as I remember, a stampede includes a large group of animals running in unison. Well, by my last year, most students had taken enough and decided to go all out. It wasn’t like we weren’t running in the past, but now everyone was doing it. When they started the race, every student took off, and I was able to do 5 loops before giving in, but some cross country kids kept on going. After running something like 17 laps, the organizers finally gave in and handed the kids their medals for finishing. Although that was my last year, I was informed by my younger sister that the “no running” rule was removed from then on.
*the dangers of grilled cheese sandwiches* That has me rolling
This wasn't a rule but when I was in 5th grade there was a kid from another class (violent, mean kid class) that punched our PE teacher at recess. He did it for 30 bucks. He was suspended for like a week after though, he later moved because it was the talk of the school.
In fourth grade, everyone in my class was absolutely obsessed with squishies (including me), but they were banned. However, some of the kids more obsessed with them than the others eventually convinced the teacher to allow them. As soon as the teacher said we could bring them into the classroom, literally almost every single person sprinted out to their backpacks and grabbed like 5 squishies, while I just pulled mine out of my pocket quietly and starting squishing it 😂
Omg, I have a fun story about this. I think it was back in January 2019. In my country, High Schoolers have always had the freedom to go outside at anytime even during class hours which sometimes would result in teachers asking students to go buy them food from nearby vendors.
Anyways, January comes and a new semester begins. Out of nowhere, the school decided to close all the gates and no one was allowed to leave, not even at lunch. This was implemented for the second week of class. Monday comes and I rushed to the second floor of the school at lunch time (where a bunch of people and I could see the back gate). Around a hundred students waiting for the very moment the first teacher leaves for lunch. A soon as the gates begin to open, a stampede of students ran and the security guard couldn't do anything about it. It was amazing.
Since I graduated that year, idk what happened but last I knew the rule was still there. Most students can't go out during lunch time which resulted in the guys finding new ways to escape. During the day they jump the back gate (which is not high or difficult [I jumped a few times]) and at lunch time they somehow managed to jump over one of the walls and some people ask those are outside to buy them food and snacks. Others have a permit from their parents which allows them to go outside through the front gate at anytime. But where's the fun in that??
The tunnel starts in the laundry block, but keep it quiet
8:19 just rub your shoes on a carpet a whole bunch, and touch the motherboard.
Boom. Computer is toast.
11:20 this one made me actually laugh out loud ! "We're just 2 groups of 3 that are intermingling." That's an epic response if i ever heard one !
One time a kid was eating chips in class and the teacher pulled the "you can only eat snacks if you have enough to share" then the kid proceedes to unzip their back pack and so many bags of chips came spilling out. Im not even sure if they had and binders in there there were just so many. The shock the teacher had on their face was amazing.
It's called be prepared for anything think outside the box
"This is in Washington state where theres liquor in grocery stores" Me confused thing that was normal.
in my state grocery stores can't have liquor in the main part of the store and must have a separate walled off liquor store
In Britain where I live it's normal
@@Sophie-mv7bd it´s normal everywhere in europe
@@Dinitroflurbenzol In idaho you can find a liquour aisle in almost every grocery store.
This is also in the US not only Europe.
no phones allowed so we all smoked weed. Changed to no weed allowed so we got on out phones
One rule that didn't work out was in my freshman year of high school, was we could go to our lockers only during changing classes. If you went to your locker during class you would be told to get back to class. The following happened.
• students missing textbooks and other items for a class
• students being late for class
• student getting suspensions for not leaving their locker for there items
That rule didn't make it half the year before getting repealed.
We got a new principal during my junior year, one day he banned the use of backpacks between classes because one girl was hiding alcohol in hers the rule lasted about 2 weeks and no one actually followed it because no one wanted to carry their books and the new principal had to make an in hallway announcement to apologize
my high school had a rule that if you are even 2 minutes late to school you have to stay in the locker area on the ground floor until the first class ended (45minutes) to not disturb the classes, which resulted in students not even coming to the first classes and just take their time, buy something for breakfast or smoking outside xD
"It's not cuul to juul in schuul." MULTIPLE posters all around the school. I still cringe
my school catches kid so easily because they talk about it and video it eventually a kid or teacher hear them and they get caught one time at football practice one kid ask the coach niece were he lived they all thought they got ratted out turns out he was behind them they felt like idiots as the search for the so call snitch
4:53 The only thing that could make this better is if the t-shirts themselves violated dress code for some dumb reason.
It was 3rd or 4th grade. My birthday was at the end of the school year, so we celebrated it a week before at school. My mom brought cake, cupcakes, and some other things for the people who were allergic. I was the quiet kid and only had 2 friends. Everyone else was annoyed by me. Everyone that hated me acted nice towards me when we got the food, and I got to pass it out. I only went and gave some to my teacher (really nice btw-), and my 2 friends. After I was done, I told them:
“I’m not sharing the rest because you guys are losers.” (The people I didn’t give any to always called me a loser)
They were mad, and my teacher allowed it-
(Not related, but yeah just wanted to share that-)
In my senior year of French Lycée, the school implemented that the school-provided meal every Thursday would be vegan.
About a month later, the local paper actually reported on the apparent drop in attendance on Thursdays, as well as the “seemingly” connected reports of increased business in the local kebab shops.
I did it, and so did most of my friends. It was simple really, the kebab shops were realistically the only restaurants close enough to be able to order, eat and get back in the 1h lunch slot; and at only slightly more than the cost of the school meal.
The fact that it happened to be one of the meatiest fast food choices was icing on the proverbial cake, but we would’ve eaten anywhere else if there had been time.
There was a shop in the basement of my school - you could buy "diet" items as well as bars and carbonated drinks there. From September one year, the management ordered that only healthy food be sold in the shop. The result was that the students would go to a nearby grocery to get sweets, and the school shop went bankrupt.
8:45 My high school did that, as well as requiring a set amount of intern work. Virtually everyone passed, but woof the workload.
Also, the absolute balls on the rattlesnake marine.
I worked in an office where they wanted to avoid disturbing people, so they really cracked down on how people acting and made everyone miserable
5:56 I actually thought that was a word for *TIK TOK*
Yeah. I thought that the school was just to stupid to spell it right. 😂😂
“Your son has more than three friends you should be ashamed” I’m dying 😂
Want to turn your school into Fight Club? Punish victims of bullying.
Of course you can't just go back on anti bullying policies - that would be racist or something. I grew up on a farm with goats, turkeys, and geese, among other less raucous animals. That does not make for a weak child, but it did make one that got suspended a lot.
Our school has basically banned self defense
How would that be racist, even to an idiot?
@@KnakuanaRka Because racial/ethnic minorities get bullied. Supposedly. I mean, I imagine so - they can't be anything other than victims according to the woke crowd, so it stands to reason.
That means going back on anti-bullying policies would make those poor, poor, minorities vulnerable.
And that's racist.
@@SiegeTF And if ethnic people get bullied, then aren't zero tolerance policies that end up hurting bullying victims by punishing both sides also racist?
@@KnakuanaRka CHECKMATE, ATHEISTS