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my wifé's mother was diagnosed very late with stage 4 lung cancer.. she was sent home on hospice care.. she lit a cigarette.. "mom- you can't-" my wife's sister started.. "what's it gonna do? kill me?" i didn't mean to laugh, but she appreciated it.. she was the coolest lady.. RIP, Peg💝
Sounds like my aunt. Smoked with an oxygen tube in. 🤣
@@lawfullucyless6715 my great grandma! She had the machine at one side of her kitchen and a long ass tube going to the other where she’d sit and smoke 🙄 with the tube across her face, in her nose. I loved that women! Always eating tomato’s and cottage cheese 😆
One of my friends is stage 4 of a different type (non lung) and says this every time I give them slack about smoking.❤ we laugh every time
ayo there’s a little bit of video in your ads
Laughed way more than ishould
I was going to say that lol
Ha!
I laughed and made an exception for not using adblock for youtube
bahahaahhahahah 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Personally, I think it's okay to he laughing at a funeral. Especially if it's remembering the good times of the person. Of course, there are some reasons to not be laughing, or some funerals to not be laughing at, but everyone mourns in their own way. Some cope with the memories, and if the memories bring laughter, so be it.
At my brother's wake all we did was laugh. At the end of the night my friend ran up to the table where his box of ashes was sitting. He said, "Cam, you were so quiet all night!". No one could keep a straight face. It was a great celebration for a kind, giving man.
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20 ads in the first half of the video. All of these Reddit videos have too many ads
Dang I didn’t even think of that cause I have premium, that must suck
@@scoundrel1692 I have AdBlock!
@@notmuch_23 lucky I'm on mobile
@@jinmorisfatnuts7877 same, haven't seen a single ad.
My dad was at his uncles funeral. He committed suicide with a shotgun. Someone was giving a speech and said "we'll never know what was going through his head in his last moments".
My dad's inner voice whispered "birdshot"
He was crying laughing.
HELL, YALL ARE GOI G TO HELL💀🤣
I started laughing uncontrollably at "going thru his...". I had to wait several minutes until I had it under control to be able to finish your comment.
I completely forget how to throw a ball. I straight wipped it into the ground and my girlfriend had to ask what was wrong with me
Lmaooo
I feel like I’ve done that before lol
@@buswaterfanatic6360 that makes two of us
Love when you steal some ones Reddit post
There's more than one occurrence of this,what are the probabilities of this happening to me while having a girlfriend
"You may laugh to Death"
*Stories about mortally ill children seeing Santa for the first and last time*
*looks like they laughed too hard*
Was just about to comment about this. Someone's done fricked up.
@@brainnotfound337 wha
@@keybored13 nnnnnn mlllo I’m I’m mom onllll
@@shaneallee7181 uh ok
My dad has had a "santa" beard for at least 20 years now and had a few good ones.
He worked at a mall toy store in the 90s until it closed like 2008ish got lots of kids thinking he was santa or an elf. With parents like see, Santa's always watching so be good. Or would randomly go Ho ho ho behind a kid who was misbehaving... usually kid would stop and go white, parents would die laughing.
Worked as Santa at a pet store. Was the best loved with all the animals, made the cover of a local paper and was on the news, but gave the reporter the name S. Klause as the name.
He wears a santa hat all the time, he owns like 6. So gets stories like -
Halloween kid is like it's not Christmas. Santa-Dad well I have to make sure every one is behaving and not doing too many "tricks" when getting treats.
Random dad to kid at movie theater "See, even Santa likes Star Wars"
At the hospital, after knee surgery, a little kid (looked 5 or 6) saw him in a wheelchair going to the car
Kid- OH no, Santa got hurt! (It was May so no near xmas), is he hurt like daddy?
Mom - He looks like he's okay and hoing home.
Kid - Santa what happened?
Santa-dad - OH, I tripped over Rudolph while playing reindeer games with my team. But the nice nurses and doctors fixed me right up. I'm sure your daddy will get the best care too.
That's some of the better ones
When my dad would eat a great meal and was very full his greatest compliment was “I may never eat again “
He asked that be put on his grave headstone
And that is supposed to be funny I guess?
@@dannyrudd7644 ok...
@@PrimateProductions It's hysterical, implying he actually might eat again (zombie)
@@PrimateProductions
Ummm, YEAH!!! Not the fact that he says it to the cook, that's a great compliment. The funny is in a zombie kind of way, hard to find food so probably not gonna eat again, or I won't be a zombie and I'm dead...hmm, I don't think I'll ever eat again!! IF you think the zombie stuff is funny. I don't but I can see it and appreciate the humor. It is so funny in a "I'm dead I will never eat again", but the headstone the quote, I "may" never...implying the possibility of a dead person having another home cooked meal, when it's so blatantly obvious he will not be, which I think may be how he intended it to be funny, but I am guessing. It's even funny in him wanting a random saying he is known for that isn't awe inspiring put on is headstone, That IS kind of funny too!! Heck there's at least 3 funnies without even trying hard to see them!!!
Aww that's a great little story! Makes me feel good for some reason lol. You have a great dad
My grandma’s funeral. We were all very close so it was that much more devastating for us. The funeral parlor was almost emptied out getting ready to drive to the cemetery and it was just me left looking at her one last time before they closed the casket for good. I was her caregiver the last 5 or so years of her life so I was especially hurt. It’s quiet. I’m trying my damnedest to hold my composure so I don’t fall apart sobbing. Well my brother pops up from behind and says to me “Is she ok? She hasn’t moved all morning.” I lost my shit laughing so hard. That’s the kinda dark humor my bro and I share. Thank god for him helping to kick that sad tension in the nuts.
24:00 THE DAMN TRANSITION 😂😂😂
I know right. I wanted to hear the rest and vooop, different video altogether.
"... and then he got brain ca-"
*Instant Death*
Sitting at my husband's grandmother's funeral and in walks the Catholic Minister, swinging this thing with smoke coming out and saying some sort of chant. My then 3 yr old says, "IS THAT GOD?" very loudly. My husband and I had to pinch ourselves to keep from busting out laughing.
That is such a cute moment!
I guess one would have had to have been there...
lol
Visiting my parents' church. Lovely summer morning. The church is small enough the priest has to walk outside to get from the rectory to the back of the church to process in. We had my very active 3-year-old running circles before having to go inside and be quiet.
He sees the priest in full vestments and says, "Hiya, Jesus!"
The guy recovered enough to say, "I don't think I'm ready for that kind of promotion!"
What kind of a-hole brings a TODDLER to a FUNERAL? That's even worse than dragging them to a wedding. They don't belong there. Not everything is for your damn kids.
That Titanic scene, the loud *CLANG* sound, and how the dude starfishes it after hitting the propeller *still* makes me nearly piss myself laughing to this day.
My family have an age old tradition during the boat sinking scene, and people start getting ragdolled across the deck.
Every time we see a particularly nasty spill over the sides, or someone flops into all out death slide into the drink, and ESPECIALLY that infamous *KLANG*, we say, in giggling chorus, "Oh he ded."
"She's ded"
"God DAMN, he ded" (this is saved for the guy that hit the propeller)
@@Xil_Gon_Give_It_To_Ya haha
When i was in my titanic obsession, I found a scale model. I wanted to buy it but my parents asked why do I need it. I go, because I can sink it if needed without a second thought and was in tears.
i spoke out loud "boink" before tts said it. a good laugh was had, again (for the hundreth time) I loooooove that scene somehow
lmao i dont remember that part from a long ass 4 hours long movie
I was at my beloved grandmothers funeral, and they started casting incense smoke around and rung a bell. I leaned over to my sister and I whispered “DINNER!” and we had to sit there and try to stifle our laughter and it just kept getting worse, and worse...
I can’t breathe at the ‘stuffed horse’ story 😭⚰️
Seriously?
@@PrimateProductions yes seriously, it’s funny
lmao
@@Atticus_ ok
...and then he got brain canPEOPLE IN STOCK PHOTOS...
Lmaooooo that part of the vid threw me off
I thought I accidentally clicked on a different vid lmao
Lol, I was about to type this out but scrolled the comments in case someone already has 😂👍
Yes, what happened there? It was shaping up to be just as unfunny as most of the other stories!
seriously WTF
That grandfather in hospice, surrounded by his whole family, celebrating his life and gently passing away. That is probably the most ideal way to go out tbh
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This was a while back when my dad was with one of his exes, me and my brother were playing in the backyard, and I stubbed my toe on a rock, I suddenly felt like the hulk for some reason and took a tire my dog chewed on and threw it in a random direction and then it hit my brother and we all started laughing
At my youngest sisters funeral my middle sister and I held on to a dove and then let it fly away as a flock of other doves followed after it. It was supposed represent her soul going to heaven and angels following her and protecting her on her way there. So when our mom died everyone thought it'd be sweet if my sister and I did it for her as well....
Welp it didn't go as planned. That damn bird scratched the hell out of my hands and my sister was terrified of it.. and It flew a few feet and sat on top of the mausoleum and just stared down at all of us.... lmao. I was so out of it an tired, stressed... that I started laughing and everyone stared at me like I had lost my mind. But started laughing too. It was actually pretty funny. But afterwards i was pissed and wanted my money back but never got it back....
I'm sorry for your loss. God Bless you. 💗🙏🏻
@@9livesmatter692 Thank you :) 😀 Just my sister and I now so it's tough. So, I appreciate your comment.
Sorry for your loss, im sure you have many happy fond memories
Yeah, using doves in human ceremonies isn't a great idea. At least that one was better then the Olympic thing where they basically accidentally burned a bunch of doves to death.
Well that kinda makes you an asshole! The practice of releasing "doves" at weddings and funerals is cruel and unethical. These birds have no idea how to survive in the wild and they are flock animals. They usually die slow, awful deaths after release due to starvation or injury. The lucky ones get eaten by predators pretty quickly! No wonder the one you had wouldn't fly away...and here you are thinking the whole thing was an amusing story...🙄
At my grandpa's funeral, his wife (my step-grandma) was having a hard time, obviously. I said something like "he looks good on his suit" he was a farmer so he didn't dress up much. She smiled and whispered just to me:
"he's wearing my pink slippers."
And we laughed so hard. He had worn them in his last days because they were the only comfy thing in their house, and when I saw him last I complimented him on them, and he smiled and said he really liked them.
I got a couple rude looks, but when they saw Grandma was laughing too, they moved on.
“I want my money back.” I’m going to hell for laughing so hard at that response.
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DUDE IM SO FUCKING HAPPY IM NOT THE ONLY ONE BUSTING OUT LAUGHING AT THAT SCENE FROM TITANIC.
I've always thought I was insane or something
Am laughing so hard at the story " I don't know what to do with my hands" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My first month of college, I made a nice group of friends. The college hired a photographer to take promotional photos for the school's website. The photographer walked over to our group and said they wanted everyone but me to follow them to take some group shots. That was a nice punch to the ego.
The one about the pallbearers gloves giving the middle finger as the casket is lowered. If that EVER happens at any of my family's funerals I am absolutely going to lose it and start laughing hysterically since giving each other the bird might as well be my family's coat of arms.
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I deal with sadness with laughter. Seriously if someone got hit by a car in front of me I’d probably laugh. Not in a rude way just as a release.
There was a thanksgiving episode of the Simpsons where a turkey got its head blown off, I laughed so f*cking hard my mom was worried
Me and my friend were talking during an assembly we didn’t care much about, and I made him bust out laughing during a very insensitive part of the assembly I think half the gym heard. The speaker was talking about her daughter as a victim in the Columbine High School shooting. The joke was so worth it, but we went the rest of the week as outcasts. Everybody seemed to forget about it by Monday when some girl’s nudes got leaked.
This had more plot twists than reality tv
What’s up with all the ads at the start lol
While at my grandma's funeral they're playing a slideshow of photos there's one that pops up with her and an old western wagon by the wheels resting her arm on each wheel looking at the camera. I said "look that's grandma in her first car..."
😹
A friend of mine had a girlfriend who was a compulsive whiner - knee, hip, back, allergies, stomach ulcers, god knows what, there was always something she was complaining about like everybody's worst nightmare of a grandma. He was her boyfriend, so we knew that most of these ailments were either grossly exaggerated or entirely made up. She dumped him for another guy.
So one day, he got bored at trade school, randomly browsed the internet. He came across an ad that offered a trial of TENA lady incontinence napkins. He had a free sample shipped to her address. She never breathed a word of it.
Ten years later, we still chuckle about this one.
My grandfather died in a car accident. Since he was a Vietnam vet, he had the full 21 gun salute from fellow vets that were the same age as my grandpa. I sat next to my father as the line walked away, he leaned over and started to whistle the opening music to ‘Last of The Summer Wine’. It was his favorite show, he even had a shelf dedicated to the VHS recordings he had. Both my dad and I laughed at that while my uncle (not sure since he was behind us) glared at us. I still tear up thinking about it, but thinking about it makes it a bit better
When I was at a young woman's funeral when I was 19 and I told the young ladies very hot sister "I hope nothing else bad happens" I felt like an ass instantly.
I'm sorry for laughing but the 60 year old cousin singing along with the choir made me laugh out loud and I had to hear it again.
At my grandfather's funeral during the service i couldnt stop thinking about the time i watched him poor root beer in his raisin bran cereal, it was really hard not to laugh..he was a strange man🤣
I think that “shop with a cop” was started by my friend Officer Norman from North Little Rock police department. He is an incredible police officer. I think people tend to forget that they are also humans.
because the stories that make the news is when cops forget that other people are humans.
Before my uncle’s funeral, I was sitting quietly with my cousins reminiscing about the uncle. The radio was on quietly. Suddenly, the volume jacked up on high and the song, “ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST…” I didn’t want to laugh. Tried not to, but then my cousins burst out in hysterical laughter. That did me in. We laughed so hard for so long…it seemed so surreal, but so appropriate for my uncle!
The movie theater proposal one had me rolling 😂😂😂
At my Grandfather’s funeral, my Uncle and his wife insisted that the Minister from their church could perform the ceremony. This guy swayed his upper body dramatically in every direction as he read the eulogy, my cousins and I could barely control our laughter as he swung his torso around while droning on monotonously but adding emphasis on whatever word he was up to at the peak of his sway. Got so bad that we had to pretend we were crying because our bodies were shaking so much with what we hoped was silent laughter.
As a kid my hamster died. I'd been close to it and wanted a day of mourning before it was taken to be cremated. We took it to the vets, in a take away box wrapped in tissue. It stank the car out. My dad walked into the vets first. I thought he was holding the very heavy door open for me. Nope. The door swung back, hit my elbow, the box went flying through the air, letting loose a stinky, stiff, dead hamster. It landed in the middle of the waiting room. There were people having their dogs put down, unwell pets being seen to, but they were laughing so much from seeing the hamster fly through the air. My mum and I were ugly cry laughing and were asked to leave. Turns out, the stink was so bad people had to open windows in the waiting room to get away from it. We laughed all the way home and over a cup of tea.
I have a heart problem
So if i were to die from my heart problem i want someone to recite a poem I made
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I died from a heart problem
And I cha cha'd real smooth
Nice! 🤣😂
I once had the mental image of Venti from Genshin impact holding a whip in a (nonsexual) dominatrix pose as if he were trying to look intimidating...it was 1 A.M., my parents were asleep, my dog was right next to me, and no matter what I did I couldn't sleep (I never did that night...I eventually gave up and ended up reading Solangelo fanfics all night/day long...)...and I just suddenly started dying of laughter into my pillow for a good three to five minutes as my dog gave me this really concerned look and my mom ended up coming into my room telling me she could hear me "whispering sweet nothings into Sophie's (my dog) ear" when in actuality she just heard me dying of laughter. I continued to laugh about that for a while although much more quietly and still crack up whenever I think about it.
Imagine liking or reading fanfic, smh.
Says the person who wants to be a fanfic writer/author just for notice so their name is remembered and my writing quality is seen.
I think it was my grandfather’s funeral - my cousin had been in Vermont playing paintball and having fun for a week before and had cut his hair into a Mohawk. He shaved it for the funeral, without realizing that he had a sunburn on the sides and a brand new bright white stripe down the center. He was also a big guy and had lost about 15 lbs from all the exercise, and when he sat down his pants dipped about 3 inches and showed off a preponderance of pasty white butt crack. I love that cousin so much. He’s the nicest guy and is usually really put together, but that one day was rough.
When i was in 4th grade on a elementary school field trip to some camp in rural part of the state. The camp featured different activities and obstacles courses, one of which was a sturdy rope you had to use to swing yourself over a nice puddle of mud water. One of my classmates was a large girl and she was cross-eyed too which makes it worst( ik this is bad but i was like 7 years old) . She had been struggling all day on the different obstacles in the camp, but the cake was took when she tried the rope swing. Everyone had too noticed her struggling all day (since whenever it was your turn to do the course, attention was on you and your assigned group for the most part. ) We could feel the tension amongst the class as she stepped up to the rope. No one had fallen yet into the small pond, but in the back of our minds we knew this could very well be the one. She grabbed the rope, stepped back, ran and jumped, holding in to it she almost made it half way but loss her grip. She smashed right in the middle of the pond. It was brutal. Ensuing uncontrollable laughter by half the class. She had to be taken back to the infirmary, mud all over her. and i dont think she participated in anything after that.
Another time, my country ass uncle was baking sweet potatoes in the oven. He goes to take the pan out with a very worn oven mitt. It had been quiet while me and my brother sat in the kitchen watching, waiting for food. What followed was a loud scream and belligerent cussing as the hot pan burned through the mitt into my uncles hand, causing him to drop and spill the freshly made potatoes all over the floor with a raucous. It was so sudden and random, i wanted to laugh so hard but I kept my laughter in superbly, knowing full and well that my uncle was also the crazy drunk uncle out of the bunch. It would not have been good if we bursted out laughing at him, but that was one of the funniest things ive witnessed.
Not my story, but my moms. So, my dad is known for making jokes at the worst possible times and in this one occasion (I was like 8 or something and I didn’t know the person so I wasn’t there) my parents are at a funeral of someone that I forgot. My mom is doing her best to console the grieving and being all kinds of respectful as the funeral goes forward. Then, in the middle of a eulogy my dad leans over and whispers to my mom “that guy looks like Asian Jimmy Fallon with a wig on.” and my mom looks over and it’s spot on. So, she starts giggling and now she has to excuse herself when everybody starts giving her glances but she can’t stop giggling. I don’t think it was someone they knew well, so they weren’t really sad.
My sister and I were very young (ages 5 and 7 she’s younger) and at my great grandmothers funeral and while the officiant was reading from the Bible my sister said loudly “Is he gonna read the whole thing?” Everyone had to laugh 😂
I was 34 when I went to basic training for the US Army in 1990. One of our Drill Sergeants had all of us in the barracks, and was talking to us about what was going to happen while we were there. He said " While you're here I am going to be your father and I am going to be your mother." I said "Drill Sergeant my mother is dead, are you going to be dead too?" The other 2 Drill Sergeants were in the office laughing their asses off and he was standing there and didn't know what to say. He finally told us to clean up the mess and went to the office.
The section on the Santa's made me cry all thru it 🥺 except for the drunk driver who saw a giant Easter bunny. A new take on seeing pink elephants. 😄
The one about the Macaw pooping himself was hilarious.
I can’t help but laugh at the image of a mall Santa telling a fat kid to lay off the burgers
When Dark Vader learn Padme is dead and screams 'NOoooOoooOo' my Mom started crying laughing and that set me off as well. Everyone was glaring at us but come that shit is hilarious.
My dad used to wash barns, one day when he was gonna talk to the farmer and he noticed that he was walking with a limp, so my dad asked what happened. Farmers have something called a bolt gun for injured animals in the barn. Apparently the farmer had one pig get injured in the barn, as he was walking in with the bolt gun, he dropped something, he decided to stick the bolt gun in his back pocket and pick it up. As he bent over he pulled the trigger and shot him self in the butt. My brother had to walk away, my dad almost lost it. It was hilarious
Bolt guns are not just for injured animals...they are mostly used to slaughter the animals.
@@PrimateProductions true but the farmers don’t want the animals slaughtered in the barn, the animals needs to get on the truck and be taken to the slaughter house for that so killing them in the barn is not ideal but if the animal is injured the farmers has no choice, rather than leave the animal in pain, the bolt gun is a quick way to go
@@austinwiebe2648 not all farms take them to a "slaughter house". Smaller outfits do it right there on the property the majority if the time. Personally my family had never sent an animal to a slaughter house.
@@PrimateProductions fair enough. I was unaware of that, this farmer did want them to be at the slaughter house. Though I guess not all farmers do
@@austinwiebe2648 yeah...its not as common for smaller farms; especially when in the south to take them to a slaughterhouse.
The parrot falling and pooping himself WAS funny, tbh.
My parents attended a funeral service of another church member. There were, of course, hymns sung. During the deceased's favorite hymn, my father began to slowly lower, then raise, the hymnal that my parents were sharing, all the while keeping a straight face, But Mom got the giggles. She finally covered he mouth with a handkerchief (it was that long ago) and went running down the aisle, She could hear people whispering "Oh, poor Aurelia!" as she made her escape. It made her laughter even louder, but she managed to muffle it to make it sound like sobs.
Sixty-five years ago, and I still laugh my butt off just thinking about it.
When I was in a college speech class, our teacher put on a clip of the movie “The Miracle Worker.” If you are unfamiliar, it’s an old movie about Helen keller and her teacher’s journey of teaching Helen to talk and sign. He showed a scene where the teacher is signing the word “bird” into her hands and Helen somehow is able to make the connection and says the word “bird.” Now, this is a serious part of an inspirational movie but the way she said “bird” made me lose my shit. Luckily no one heard me 😅
I feel seen.
I was turning read in my freshmen class trying so hard not to burst out laughing in the dark as my teachers stared daggers into my soul
Aww that wee sweetheart asking for cake 😭😭😭💔
That kid with the stuffed horse had me rolling
5:40 he definitely hit the rail and it made a comical hollow "donk" sound. It was definitely funny and 7th grade me definitely laughed while in the theater. LMAO! Thanks for this wonderful trip down memory lane
Wiggly rice had me wheezing
Before my mother's funeral began, Monty Python's "Dead Parrot" sketch began running through my head. I remember saying the phrase "Pining for the fiords?!" loud enough for a fellow MP fan to hear.
At my grandads funeral there was a ton of people who attended. We literally ran out of space so people stood in the back. My brother looks back and says “yo why that dude in the back look like the hash slinging slasher” me and my older cousin look back to see a funny looking guy in the back with glasses. We nearly lost our shit.
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9:19 his friend almost literally died of laughter
nobody's gonna talk about the cut off at "and he ended it with "and he got brain cancer and died." "? that was hilarious
The day i got married i couldn't stop laughing. Not because of nerves but the woman who was preforming the ceremony was wearing a wig and her over excitment had her wig flooping forward. I started laughing and couldn't stop which then started my husband. The woman stop the ceremony gave us a lecture on how rude and inappropriate behavior and if we didn't stop she was leaving. Lets just say lucky my husbands uncle was there and he was an ordained priest and took over. Best day ever😂 14yrs later we still laugh at it.
I was the only person in my theater who laughed out loud when the guy dinged off the propeller in Titanic too.
I don't remember that but description made laugh hard enough to shed years for some reason. I'm one of those people who make inappropriate jokes and laughs at shit like that though 🤷
This is simultaneously the best and worst idea, watching this while waiting an hour n a half in the DMV
Do too issues in my childhood, my response to anything overwhelming is uncontrollable laughter. Its got me in trouble quite a few times ngl
the titanic one got me 😂
7:31 the priest from our local church (whose name is, and I am not joking, Pix Butt) was giving a short speech before my great grandmothers wake. She gave a lovely impression of her, describing her love for her enormous family, her devotion to her late husband, and finally, her undying faith in God. My great grandmother had not attended church in my lifetime. The whole family kind of did a head tilt, and we began looking at one another with confused expressions. The priest then said, that Regina would be greatly missed by her entire family. My GGM’s name was NOT Regina. My grandmother whispered something in her ear, the priest turned as white as her robes, and my entire extended family began roaring with laughter. The priest had mixed up her papers and had read the wrong service.
i made a mistake... i thought it was a good idea to drink while listening, and almost sprayed my laptop...
My Grandma had a mastectomy when she was alive and often didn’t use her prosthetics.
My sister and I are standing at her casket and she’s commenting on how she looks different but can’t understand why.
I whisper to her, “she has boobs”.
The bra was stuffed like torpedos coming out of her chest.
My sister’s face was priceless as she processed what I was saying to her.
We both stood there laughing. 🤷♀️
My late brother and my nephew were at my mother's funeral and when they entered the crematorium the organist was playing the theme from Exodus. I saw my nephew whisper to his dad and my brother started to smile. It turns out that the music book that the organist was using was one that by nephew had at home and if the pages had got blown about my mother would have entered to the strains of Happy Days Are Here Again!
My birthday is Christmas Eve. I love seeing places decked out for Christmas because it makes me even more excited for my birthday coming up.
05:41 - That clang from the person hitting the boat while falling, I felt so bad because i laughed and laughed and laughed when it happened.
A gay friend of mine moved away to pursue modeling in a big city. A few months later I saw him in an ad promoting a dating website. In it, he and a woman, both looking very happy, ran toward each other, she leaped into his arms and the scene ended with a romantic kiss. Poor guy, not only modeling, but acting too!
My 94 year old grandmother on my father's side committed suicide by leaving her car running in her garage with her two favorite cats and her dog of almost 20 years. She volunteered for the local humane society for almost 30 years and prolly had 9 or 10 rescue cats in her house when she died. She gave instructions in her suicide note that she was to be buried with both her cats on the dog. We're all at the cemetery having her service and because she wasnt found for a few days (she lived alone across the country) we decided to have a closed casket burial. As we're sitting at the service the lid of the casket is visually ajar about 4 inches. everyone at the service has noticed and began to whisper among each other trying to figure out why or if they should say something. We hear someone whisper, why isn't the lid closed all the way? And my dad mutters to us "because there's a dead dog on her chest" my sisters and I immediately burst out laughing out of nowhere, one woman even gasps and puts her hand over her mouth. We still talk about it at family get togethers lol.
I laugh at that titanic scene every time
This is not the reddit video to watch when u have a clay face mask on
13:48 nah that kids the monster LOL
When i worked at school we were doing some training on interacting with autistic kids and the lady is telling us different ways to get them to relax and says "you can also pull thier fingers" I laughed so hard I'm surprised I didn't get fired.
I once went to a food Fair with my bosses who are married but we all tend to think they are both in the closet. We came to the mustard stand and the guy selling stuff goes to hand my boss a sample to which she replied "oh no thanks, I'm not a big pickle eater". My 35 year old adult ass self couldn't help but laugh. Hard. To which I was given a filthy look from bosses but a smile from the seller.
I was at the funeral of a coworker's husband, whom I knew a little. He was a veteran. As part of the ceremony, two soldiers unfurled an American flag. Then they slowly and carefully folded it up into a tight triangle shape and gave it to his wife. I told her later what I was thinking: "Can they show us how to do a fitted sheet next?"
I use to think they put ashes in the flags...that the reason people had them on mantles, etc was they were a patriotic urn...I was really confused when we got my grandpa's flag then visited his grave. (I was in college at the time, to my shame)
It's SO BAD. Trying not to laugh at a funeral. Everyone is emotional and sad and greiving...then some quick quip just makes you laugh and you're the bad guy.
"butt cream bars" has me cracking up
I love the kids laughing picking out the casket❤
When i die, I want people to make as many jokes as they can think of. I plan on dying of old age, so no need to mourn that hard.
A friend was explaining the traumatic fall out she had with her parents. Her mom called her an insult, don't remember what it was anymore, but I remember thinking, "oh that's clever! I should use that. No I should not!" Never said anything about it.
I can only hope my funeral is interrupted several times by fits of genuine laughter. :)
These Santa stories are making me cry. Maybe don't include kids asking for loved ones back and to not be abused?
Best thing ever: My school had a 1 hour lunch and there were clubs and tutoring etc. second half. So our VP says "Ok head to clubs if you have them." This one kid Naruto runs out holding something against his chest with one hand and less than 5 seconds later, I see my friend BOLT out of the cafeteria after the first kid screaming "NO! THE OTHER TURTLE!" Everyone who heard it burst into laughter
I was at the piano recital of a friend’s girlfriend, with another friend, and right in the middle, the friend I was with thought it would be funny to put a Tweety Bird pez dispenser on my leg. I tried so hard to ignore it but it was so hysterical I had to leave the auditorium so I wouldn’t disrupt the performance.
Laughing at the corpse was cruel.
When I was 7 or 8 my grandmother died. Less than a week after we had the funeral for her and I remember seeing my parents crying with dozens of other people as the casket was being lowered. I’m not sure if I had sick humor as a kid or if it was because of brain issues that would affect me later in my life, but I remember having an overwhelming urge to laugh at that moment. I had to force myself not to because seeing my parents mourn told me that laughing might make them angry.
23:39.…I am laughing 😂 so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣. My siblings and I are just like that. You should see the glares of death we get from other family members
Some of these are not funny as all and don't belong in this. The one with the Santa who had a little girl tell him that she'd asked daddy to stop hurting mommy but he didn't and now mommy's dead was just heartbreaking. But the guy who dressed as Santa and gave a toy to the kid who's ahole Dad had to spoil the kid's fun was awesome.
5:44 .... THIS.
That moment of that guy flipping was a dark comedic gem for a few friends and I, and others thought we were insensitive.
There's just something about that scene that is just silly, and I'm so glad we weren't the only ones to see that X'D