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Waiters At 5 Star Restaurants, What's The Worst Snooty Insult You've Gotten? (r/AskReddit)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 14 พ.ย. 2019
- Fresh AskReddit Stories: Waiters in expensive restaurants: What are the best high-class snooty-people insult you've received? --- LIKE AND I WILL UPLOAD MORE REDDIT STORIES!
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whenever a person touches me while i'm carrying a shitload of stuff to or from the kitchen, an I loose my balance, I always make sure to pitch myself in their direction.
When you looooooooooooose your balance?
It's always funny when people use the fact that you went to public school as an insult. The top 5 high schools in my state were all public.
Private schools generally have much better environments, teachers and you have a good chance of making connections with wealthier people. That said, there are always exceptions and those who have what it takes to succeed will find a way.
Also the fact that at that age you had basically no control over whether you were wealthy enough to go to a private school or not.
Never insult the people who handle your food, it won’t end well for you
bottom line, wealthy people aren't necessarily classy...
I think that's a given tbh
@CogitoErgoCogitoSum yup..
If I were a waiter and someone told me that "your coffee tastes like crap," I'd be resisting the urge to reply "I'll have to take your word for it, madam. I'm afraid _I've_ never had the opportunity to make the comparison."
I loved the waiter who served spaghetti and meatballs to OP's embarrassing best friend. The best answer to her ridiculous request.
not a restaurant but this snooty quip always gets my blood boiling. "do you get to the cloud district often? what am I saying? of course you don't"
For the one where she said her dog ate better food at home I would've responded with
"Oh so you must cook for your husband very well then"
@Betz DAMN 👏👏👏
i'd have asked her if her dog was under the table. She did eat the entire plate
The best ones here are the ones where the person who's insulted makes a comeback to the insult.
Id be arrested for assault.
I don't like people who will allow someone to degrade them for money. "The customer can be a warty poopface, but they pay me so whatever." Or "My fiancé treats me like crap but he pays for my shoes so it's ok." Yeesh...
In a lot of establishments you'll be out of a job if you sass back
@@nocreativity7769 being sassy and not putting up with degrading behaviour are very different things! If I was fired for standing up for myself, it's not worth working there.
@@DemstarAus or a nice hostile workplace environment claim.
I knew the TTS wasn't going to say "Boulder, CO" correctly, but somehow "Boulder, Company" isn't what I expected.
The one "posh" restaurant we go to, I have never seen anyone acting like that, although I am sure it must happen. ( we are talking about Michelin star place linked to old Polish aristocracy).
Yea I've only been to a super fancy restaurant once, and the main thing I remember was that the dishes didn't look like food, they looked more like sculptures made from food stuffs (like I ordered a Ceasar salad that looked more like ruins, it was nuts) and also I got drunk on the wine and port and accidentally knocked over a full glass of port ALLLLL over their fancy white table cloth and was just like. Drunkenly apologizing to the waiter over and over again 😅
I was a fine dining server for various country clubs. The ones that I worked in with snooty people was in communities that worked like a revolving door, people moving in, people moving out. Those types are leveraged up to their eyeballs bc they are trying to "play rich," or nouveau riche. The "real" rich country clubs always had nice humble people. I learned if you are not happy with your life without money you will not be happy with your life with money and a house of cards doesn't make you rich.
On tipping....
I went to a most fantastic restaurant, expecting nondescript food. I ordered lamb, and it was cooked to perfection everything was perfect and seasoned correctly and flavorful as well as Beautiful plated. The waitress was incredible. She was right there every second watching see what I needed help or if I wanted anything more. My meal was right around $30. I gave her a $15 tip and I sent a $15 tip to the chef complement him on how wonderful the food was. The shift sent back the money, and I sent a message back. For the waitress to tell them when you go to a restaurant it comes in three parts, the ambience of the restaurant, the waitress and the chef. If the chef is extraordinary, and the waitress is not why would I give her a good tip. In this case both the waitress and the chef were above and above expectations they deserve gratitude for excellence.
If I happen to be the waiter or manager at that restaurant with the obnoxious college professor I'd have answered "I pity you for choosing the wrong man as your life partner, madam. If I'm you I'd have divorced him when it got too far up his head."
That Anthropomorphic line should’ve been posted in the Best Smartass Comments threads.
Never try to be Gordon Ramsay
@Sweet Tooth Vulture I think of that cellphone provider commercial where he is serving samples at a store like Costco and says "THIS IS NOT A BUFFET! USE A COCKTAIL STICK!" That commercial was so funny because it's mainly "middle class" people who can afford the membership and have to buy things in bulk outside of a business situation. Yea, just the irony of a chef that has multiple restaurants working as a sample server at a big box store was so funny.
In any situation never ever try to be Gordon Ramsay unless you are Gordon Ramsay.
That anthropomorphism 1 was a sick burn and I wish i was there
That toby Keith thing.. I would of been like sure, I would of pored it on his head and said " clean up your mess before you enjoy that drink "
No you wouldn't
@@alexg3911 I could I would..I would even do it "leaders" no matter who they are or where there from regardless of being rich,famus, from a different country, I'd even do it if they was a Greenlandic inuk and they acted like that...and I'm part Greenlandic myself!!!
@@kakumee okay, who am i to argue if you think you have what it takes then
@@alexg3911 yah ..lets just my sense of self presrvation was almost all the way betten out of me lol...i guess its a good thing i dont leave the house very often and my love for my partner is very strong lol...
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?!?
Well I either do and clearly don’t care
Or...
I clearly don’t and when you tell me it’s not going to matter or change anything anyway.
No, you asked the question DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?!? back at them when they asked to DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?!? to you makes them shit their panties thinking you are the owner or something lol
8:55 - Oh man, that's like when Gabe from Penny Arcade absolutely savaged Harlan Ellison by saying that he liked all the stuff he wrote for Star Wars.
I would have laughed in that CC professor's face
12:00 I would have said,”Cool, but sounds like you need does documents to keep your job. Tell you what, why don’t you give me how much you make in a week and I’ll consider helping you.”
Not a restaurant, but a high end boutique in North Hollywood years ago. We had celebrity customers at all three of the boutiques owned by this couple. It was not a big deal, we just treated them like everyone else, but some would want super exclusive treatment. One lady would call all the time and ask us to stay open late for her, she would say she was driving and wouldn't make it on time. We would tell her no, we weren't paid overtime to stay for her. She would say, I'm David Hasselhoff's wife. Still would tell her no. Still don't know her actual name, but she was the worst. Some boutiques would close for celebrities to shop privately but it wasn't our policy to do so at that store. Robin Wright was one of our customers, as were many others who were very nice, polite, and courteous, I would have waited a few extra minutes for one of them, but not her.
No, you asked the question DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?!? back at them when they asked to DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?!? to you makes them shit their panties thinking you are the owner or something lol
I sincerely believe there's a special place in hell for people who disrespect waiting staff.
0:57 OR maybe he pissed himself in the car
OP giving 'bonehead' a new meaning.
Maybe this shows my poor breeding but I could never serve people like theses. Bad things might happen...yeah, might lol. Im super patient but no one treats me down like that, f****** nobody.
"Theses" is plural of "thesis".
@@slappy8941 these
8:58 Burrrrnnnnnn!!! 😂🤣😂
Back in the 70's & 80's my sister worked at a very exclusive club in the south. She said the members from old money (as well as older folks in general), were the nicest and most considerate. She said younger folks, especially nouveau riche, could be real jerks and a royal pain in the arse.
Just wondering if that's the case in most other high end joints.
Love the story about the guy working all the positions!
There are no 5 star restaurants. Only 3 stars
Zero yea only hotels have 5 stars, lmao
I like these videos, but they're so low effort lmao
Chloroform smells like nail polish remover if you want to know
1:01 As a former courier, I can confirm this. At the end of my route some days (Wednesdays and weekends, mostly, since they were *so* much heavier/fuller/whatever) my hands looked like Bert's.
Fifty-five iPhone cases.
I couldn't go through the whole vid. I stopped at 5 min. I don't need to hear any more of how terrible people are.
In my experience, "Old Money" is typically more respectful than "New Money".
It's the new money assholes that give you the biggest problems.
Cool boss in the story about the lobsters lol
Used to work in a fancy coffee shop that got local politicians in all of the time and one guy who was a complete prick and treat everyone like shit showed up on my shift and when I took the coffee order he lectured me on exactly how to make his coffee and it took 5 minutes and I pretended to take notes, as I walk away I hear him say to his friend “if you don’t tell them firmly they never learn- it’s like training a dog”
So instead of making him his science project in a cup I grab the instant coffee from the staff room and make him a coffee with that and I add my bosses ‘coffee mate’ instead of the chilled milk he requested. I put it on the elegant saucer and head back to the table. He makes me wait as he takes his first sip and he smiles smugly and says- “see you listened and learned something today didn’t you.”
I smiled and walked away knowing that I learned that rich prick couldn’t tell expensive af coffee from instant and was getting charged full price for the trouble too :)
I was in a situation once were my education was questions. My reply was something to the order of, you are right I am disadvantaged, I was sent to a English Public school, call preparatory school. Our headmaster insisted that we become educated in the arts, language, and in social etiquette from around the world. You see we were expected to be the leaders of tomorrow. You are aware that in England a is a private school in the United States. My teachers were retired college professors who just enjoyed teaching and they were a friend of our headmaster. Who happened to be an expert in old English and Latin.
Eat the rich and redistribute their champaign.
*Champagne
Champaign's a city in Illinois.
vore the rich
The amount of Togami energy in some of these stories is suffocating.
All these customers can go to hell. So gross. I don't care how much money you make, if you treat me like shit you're getting it right back. 10x worse too.
If I were the bar owner, I would have drank the guy's drink, tossed the glass to the floor breaking it, cracked the it's good to be the boss line, and followed it up with now get the fuck out of my restaurant.
My dad told me about a time he went to a fancy steak place in Seattle (you know what it is if you live there) and a Seahawks player came in with a security guy who was at least a few inches bigger than my over 6 ft dad. I mean, they have a wall full of celebrities that been there from Samuel L. Jackson to Jay Leno and I think they have a private area so they can be left alone but I guess it makes sense for a football player to have a big bouncer dude. If he gets injured, he can't play but the security guy's job is to throw unruly people over their shoulders and into the street gutter where they belong.
If i saw someone doing these things i would think thry are straight up crazy
LV phone case? Branded schwag is for trash.
*Me who's never worked a day in my life relating*
15:53-16:19- If this story is true, keep in mind that this is one of those guys who makes songs about the ordinary, hard-working, blue-collar guys and how he's one of them. You can't always judge an artist by the music they make.
I'd never heard of him. The best insult.
D D X-D Agreed
That might be true, but hes still the worst in that story. You can tell alot about someone based on how they treat people serving them. If they think it doesnt matter how they treat them, and be a jerk insisting on his order after an honest mistake like that. Frick him, it's a huge mark against him in my book.
Edit: after 2 awful years in food service, It ticks me off. Mistakes happen dude, whether your a music legend or not.
nomobobby No one was defending him. We all agree what he did was disgusting. Only a lowlife yells at a crying server to bring him something. I was just saying it's a far cry from the "I'm just a blue collar worker like the rest of you!" image he puts out to the world.
LV = 55, who knew?
weird TH-cam glitch...
I'm watching a completely different video from the last one I watched but the comments are still from the last video...
posting just to see which video actually gets this comment😂
I get that all the time for some reason. I have to keep refreshing the comments until the correct ones will load in.
Great video!
If people are really worried about food service they have never meet somebody who has a goverment job or higher job and fails epically but....wait for it lets all laugh because that is funny
*Urge to NazBol intensifies*
Last time i was this early my school still had the dinosaur game
15:35 Well maybe if you weren't such an banal person with a grating attitude your husband wouldn't have to shew you away under the threat of using some himself.
tHirD cOMmEnT evERYonE whO'S wATchINg iN 2019
You're a fucking genius: half of thepeople will like it cause it's sarcastic and the other genuinely likes these comments is too dumb to notice the sarcasm
Good Lord
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Chicken bone to the head I wouldn't have just walked out I would've workers comped that under safety first possible concussion so got to use an ambulance can't drive myself and possible bodily fluid contamination so got to get that checked too.
Ok cool
I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it.
We had a Middle Eastern friend who was in medical school (his parents paid for). He was a very mean and demanding dinner and to top it iff he said he never tipped waiters because it is such a lowly position. He even tried to say it was a cultural things but we knew plenty of other Middle Eastern people on campus who weren't complete dips.