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When Was Getting Detention Worth It? (r/AskReddit)
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Half of the people in the video actually didn't deserve to have a detention
Yey i was 100th liker
Like the goldfish one
@@layneday5519 And the person who wanted to stay a virgin till marriage.
@@layneday5519 Yeah, I mean come on, how big can conspiracy theories get that the class pet that most were probably attached to emotionally had to immediately die
It's true, like that magician should've gotten a reward
teachers when kids get bullied: ok
teachers when they fought back: *Wait, that's illegal*
I had to sit in a classroom for two days back in seventh grade because a girl attacked me. I didn't even try to fight back. I still had to sit in the same room WHERE THE GIRL ALSO WAS for two whole school days. Bitch teacher wouldn't even let me sleep.
Kalli Xoxiketzalli That sounds illegal....
Hazel Macaraig
I got suspended for when a kid tried to bash in my skull
To be fair I Did kick the kids ass afterwards
lol this is true actually lol
WHAT SCHOOL DID YOU GO TO?
Teacher: Eat all the salad!
Kid: *Eats all the salad*
Teacher: How DARE you follow my orders! Detention for you!
In that case, he shouldn’t go to detention
Teachers gives impossibly hard tasks, then expects you to fail, so they can punish you. But if you complete it, they still punich you because they are salty.
Hold on this operation was YOUR idea
*But Mr. Krabs, I’m only doing what you SAID*
Teacher: what is 500+700
Child:1,200
Teacher: you are wrong
Child: *shows teacher they are right*
Teacher: HOW DARE YOU DOUBT ME??!?! DETENTION
"... The rumors are true"
Best. Speech. Ever
Wait hol up.. what is that dogs name?
@@canadianswisscheese5760 John.
@@prussianmonarchist7110 how do _you_ know?
@@wadribrab751 I do.
@@prussianmonarchist7110 hmmmmmmmmm
Student 1: Whatcha in for?
Student 2: *Eating salad.*
Proving a teacher wrong. Is it just me or do teachers hate being wrong.
My friend took my hat and started wearing it. I took it from her when she didnt see me.
So a teacher grabs it of my head and gives it to her. I told her the hat was mine.
She ignores me and ask my friend who's it is. She says yes but the teacher looked at me and took the hat to her classroom
Yeah I got it back a week later
Not to be that girl but ||-//
@@fairlylcal6899 You from around here?
@@soup7434 yup
@@fairlylcal6899 I guess you could says we're *fairly local*
Teacher 9 minutes late
*no problem*
Student 9 seconds late
*how f--king dare you*
"WHY ARE U LATE U GUYS ARE SO LAZY " also teacher sleeps in class***
Teacher: *is 20 minutes late* this is not a problem
Student: *is 0.0001 second late*
Teacher: HOW DARE YOU?!?! DETENTION!
Student: how dare you be 20 minutes late?!?!
Teacher: ..........
Student: thats what i thought
Teacher cussed me out in class. I said "f off" and got detention. All of the other kids faces were priceless
One time I wanted to say that to my teacher but then I remembered my strict parents
@@zuheir546 just do what I did: learn a whole new language and destroy people
@@welpimametalhead6018 YASSS
@@zuheir546 lol I learned italian and I'm still learning but I can hurt your feelings if they actually learned it
@@zuheir546 Same, my parents are hella strict, but idgaf and i'll reply to whoever give me that detention "well you should too"
"I just jumped some punk that was talking crap, what're'ya for?
Kid: Uh.... Eating Salad...
LMFAOOOOE YA EVER KILLED A MEN
Hardcore vegitarian, dude.
@Advait K I've always wanted to try a all veggie diet, and it's done me great man, and I've infused a few other things like some meats and dairy, but yeah it's awesome.
Another kid: "Saving a goldfish that was dying."
Teacher is nearly ten minutes late for their own class: all fine
Also teachers when you're barely late because you had to use the restroom and or cross the building and or get into your locker: detention. Seems legit.
Nothing to see over here when your late, say none of your business
If they kept running for a few minutes more, wouldn't they have reached the 10 minute mark and been excused from class because the teacher wasn't in the classroom?
Aya Storm Plot Twist: They did it on purpose
Lucky for me the teachers i have even tho one of em is a bit of an a$$ dont do detention
I had a teacher show up 30 mins late to a 55 min class in middle school. She then the next day gave someone a referral or detention (I forget) for not being sitting when the bell rang.
"OK Satan" is basically catholic "OK Boomer"
Ok boomer
Esteban Grafeuille LOL I can relate
OK Satan
Shreeyanka Bardhan HAHAHHAHA
@@dylanpeuser2640 Ok satan
"instegated a whole revolution in a Catholic school"
Crusade
DEUS VULT
This comment deserves more likes I’m still laughing as I’m typing this
some of which almost didn't fail
Time to start the Protestant Reformation.
It’s just........amazing
Me: * Throws pencil at bee and hits it *
Teacher: Wtf detention
*Not-Here* *JACKPOT*
Y u do that?
*How* you do that?
@@witchluisamultifandom1212 -no-
@@user-wy6yo9cs5k понимаю, хорошего дня
"We have girls!"
"We have parents!"
Hilarious
Extremly good comeback
I don't get it please explain it to mw
BlueOptimalPokemonSm /Steven Universe the boys from the other team came from a school for troublemaker kids, kids in unstable situations or without 1 or 2 parents.
It's a nice place, I've been there a couple of times, due to me being part of a county performer group and more due to medical issues. (Along with being a place for troubled kids, it's a national research facility.)
Nice place, lots of open land and big houses.
@@sspectre8217 ohh ok thanks
Ok can we appreciate the absolute shut down roast that is “we have parents”, absolute legends
I said that at the front of an orphanage passing by with my friend when a *kid* said we were a gay couple
Tbh its kinda f*cked up if u think about it. And it hurts not having parents to rely on. Trust me
@@CardZed damn
my high school was crushing a catholic school in a football game and some seniors started the chant of "God can't help you"
I died😂😂
there’s a paper being signed by a bunch of students to get our science teacher fired.
same ours had 300 signatures
Why?
Will it work
Why?
Did you go to south valley junior high
My younger brother was given detention for saying "that's what she said" in response to someone in class.
I did that and almost got detention
I go to an whole school where our class literally had a conversation with our teacher about 'that's what she said' jokes. ahhh
In a good way
A legend
I did that and no f__ks were given
Teacher: You better finish that salad otherwise it will be wasteful
Kid: *finishes salad*
Teacher: wow, what a pig
Kid: *surprised pikachu face*
No it would be concerned Tom face for the kid as it seems that what happened to the kid was unusual as he did the “norm”
Teacher would be surprised pikachu face because it is them not expecting something probably a little obvious
Should go
Teacher: finish your salad or it will be wasteful
Kid: finishes it
Teacher: surprised pikachu face; what a pig
Kid: concerned Tom face
Gluttony is a sin
@@_JustAnotherKid__ Your point?
Gordan Ramsey's Lamb Sauce Was in a catholic school, so that being a sin would be their justification for detention. Still pretty anticlimactic tho
@@cherrysoda4462 Yup.
Hey wtf is up with that goldfish teacher?
I am goldfish. He mean to me
@@bluey_heeler wtf
It's actually kinda big brain
@@bluey_heeler why is there always someone with the right user name on yt
Did you know goldfish are destroying environments
I've got a story!
Okay, so this happened a couple of days ago:
My friend moved to a few states a way last year and she left her boyfriend behind. They were still dating, but they didn't get many opportunities to talk, so all messages went through me. Now, I found out that he had cheated on her one day and I was FUMING. I talked about it to multiple sources who all confirmed it. I talked to the guys brother for information, but he said it wasn't his place to do so - Which I totally understand - but, I was given consent to beat his brother up. I then talked to my friend - The girlfriend - who was also SO mad. She gave me consent to punch him as well. The next day I was at lunch and the guy sat down at my table - As per usual. I stared him straight in the eye and said:
"Did you cheat on ____?" He slammed his head in the table, laughing.
"Yeaahhhhh." He said, still laughing. I then grabbed his milk and dumped it over his head. The lunch line - Which was behind him - was so concerned and confused.
"Why did you do that?!" Most of them said, horrified.
"He cheated on my best friend!" They then understood and congratulated me. Even clapping! I then got escorted by the principal to detention and am now serving it for a week. Wish me luck!
AveryJAwesome good luck
And everyone clapped
@@nicoleelizabeth4270 I know how fake it may sound, but they actually did.
AveryJAwesome r/that happened
r/thathappened
in my friends brothers school every second you wast a teachers time you get detention for that much time so my friends brother gets 13 seconds detention
That’s a good school rule xD
I had a friend who got detention for saying "Shrek 2 sucks" repeatedly.
Gordon Ramsay can I go to your school?
That was well deserved. Shrek will always be the most amazing thing
Sosig
He deserves suspension
Gordon Ramsay Your teacher must be good
I got detention for sitting next to my friends at lunch, because we had assigned seating.
No regrets.
Whisper assigned seating at lunch? Did you go to prison or somethin???
@@miciahfulford5364 not even prison is that idiotic 🤦
You should just have everybody sit out of their seats
realy?
Miciah Fulford It felt like it. My middle school was trash, one of the worst in Missouri, so it was pretty strict. But, most teachers were nice, so if you were good, you’d be fine.
Didn’t get a detention but got yelled at
What happen was that one of my friends didn’t come to my other friend’s birthday party because he “forgot” so me and my friend planned a revenge. At lunch he brought 6 slices of cheese and I brought one for myself. He handed the slices to the other people around were we sat at lunch. Once he sat down, my friend counted to 3 in Chinese and we all at the same time slapped cheese on him.
The teacher then came up to us and said,” can we not slap our friends with cheese.” It made us loose our shit.
Maybe the reason ur "friend" did not go to ur other friends bday was bcuz of his shitty "friends".
Counted to three in chinese was
一二三
Teacher logic be like: So you werent in class before i opened the door? Detention!
I have an exact same teacher.
I was late for my first period, then the teacher came before me and at that time she was infront of the class(she was opening the door) and she said " You're getting detention for *not being in class before i **_opened the door_* " which I got another trouble for replying:
"Then you should get detention"
Worth it.
Assembly:
Candidate: "The rumors are true."
Also candidate: Becomes a harem lord.
Fr some girls swooned over it? Directly approach them with such a dong and invite them *both* to yiur house, to assert total dominance and acquire more harem girls
That's an R/ powermove if I ever heard one. +100 respect. Speech. 100. Charisma.100😎
I don't know but I just imagen that the canidate goes like this "the rumors are true.... IM GAY YALL!"
Demon king Daimou intensifies
She asked me what she should do about it. I said "Put some ice on it."
My friend once threw a dorito chip at me and I had a straw in my hand so when it was still midair I cut it in two pieces when it hit
I felt like Darth Vader
I remember once my friend got mad at me and threw a handful of popcorn at me. I caught half of it in my mouth. FORCE ANTICIPATION!!!!!!!!!!!
*insert intense music
*DUEL OF FATES INTENSIFIES*
LoyalHunter and hating sand
"Keep rolling, Fatboy"
I never have thought to laugh at this kind of roast🤣
I once got a half hour ISS after slapping someone for harshly jabbing my neck in gym class.
They still haven't caught me for stealing rice crispy treats from the lunch line everyday.
Lol
What's your secret?
@@diddlypoop I always buy chips with my lunch and act like I have terrible organization skills. The chips are mixed with the rice crispy treats and there's a table right next to them. I "clumsily" put my stuff on the table to rearrange it and grab my chips. That's when I steal the rice crispy treat and hide it in my newly organized food pile and leave the lunch line
@@Nightingale0666 Nice
I once stole all the sugar packets while buying lunch. Never caught me, but eating about 60-70 sugar packets gave me a shitty sugar crashh
There was this one kid in science and the teacher was like “can I have your attention?” And the kid said “I dunno CAN you?” And the teacher just looked at him while the class exploded with laughter. 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
Morgan Turner wow thats really funny i am crying epic
Teachers when kids have mental health issues, get bullied, and get abused: “You’re good mate.”
Teachers when a kid *breathes* :”WHAT!?”
Me: Can I use the washroom?
Teacher: _Can_ you?
Me: When i said "can," i was using it's secondary form as a verbal modifier for asking permission rather than expressing ability. I figured you knew that. Because, you know... you're a teacher.
Got detention. Totally worth it.
Finally, they may be teachers and all, but that one's just pedantry, and not even correct (as you explained)
im convinced this never happened
@@taurus6392 It did. Near the end of 7th grade. Had one of those bitches who was all about "may I." I finally just couldn't take it anymore (among other bitch things she did and my bad mood that day), so I went off on her.
I wasn't the only one who hated her. Most of the class did. Two of my friends said "drop dead" to her on their way out on the last day. It's no wonder she's back to teaching 4th grade now. You can't put someone with her ill temper and lack of patience with mouthy kids who just entered adolescence; that's a recipe for hate, on both sides.
"we have parents!" that's just... brutal!
I got a detention for saying the flower nuts when asked how do flowers reproduce I was a legend for a bit lmao
Huntin_for_life_12 some flowers literally nut so hey you’re not wrong
Mr.Pønk
Please explain
@@pnk7677 what
You don't no that
I hate my life man some flowers when touched and a specific way send a blast of pollen much like it’s nutting
Me: Accidentally hits the wall with pencil eraser
Teacher: DeTeNtIoN fOr DeStRuCtIoN oF sChOoL pRoPeRtY
What's next? The writing side on the floor?
So I have my own story. Once while my parents were getting a divorce, I was using my phone in class, a small no no in my school. My dad was texting me things about why it was happening and schedules for parenting. Ect. I was texting my dad back at the time, my principle walks in takes my phone looks at the messages I get mad because he’s going threw my phone. I ask him to stop, he says no. Not wanting to get in trouble I sit back down. My friend texts me saying she’s sorry about my parents breaking up, obviously trying to make me feel better about what was happening. The principal still going threw my phone asks me who is this texting you, and what room is she in. I want to take her phone to. I say strait to his face. Fuck you. 1 week suspension.
Fucking worth it though
ya should’ve punched him then ya could get a full month off edit:never mind you should’ve threw a desk at him
You know things are wrong when you have a kid saving another kids life from being choked out of them and they get detention for it.
5:32 is literally the "IF my teacher doesnt show up we are legally allowed to leave" meme LOL
Lol Our priest once asked the congregation what we would do if the priest didn't show up for mass.
I leaned over and whispered to my brother "After 15 minutes, we're legally allowed to leave." He snorted so loud everyone turned and stared at us.
Katie Burken Ha good thing I am a atheist good sir
@@AshNeptune Same lmao
In 6th grade, I had often struggled with homework because I was slow, and never did any of it. My teacher, Ms. C, always gave me detention for not completing homework. Everyday after school, I'd be the only one in detention, then she'd tutor me personally, rather than just leave the classrooms and go do other stuff like all the other teachers have done in my previous grades. My grades improved so much, and I went from failing to an A- student by the end of the year. I think she's retired now, but thank you Ms. C! :) You were an awesome teacher!
Got in trouble for rough play
So when i was called for the "chat" he talked about how i could of "hurt him"
I responded with Yes
He then said i should give you a hour detention for that
I responded with see you on Friday and walked of
If i just was "polite" he wouldn't of gave me the detention, but walking of like that confused him so much, when i walked i got stopped by another teacher who said not to be so rude and go back
I said he shouldn't disobey the rules and they let me go
They were both PE teachers and i had PE with them the next day. They didn't talk to me at all
My Prof. in a technical college to another student: This is your job and your workplace.
Me: Then where is my monthly payment from 1st year to now?
So in my school we have something called "town hall" during my gym period every thursdays only for freshmen and sophomores in the auditorium, last year they didnt have this so me and my friend went to the 3rd floor, went to the balcony and moaned as loud as we can, worth it 100 percent
Wait what did you do in "town hall"?
@@joemmaanamamama7382 read the comment
@@supaacool462 No, like what was the purpose of "town hall?" We understand what you guys did, but like, what was everyone else doing?
@@SkyFyre2435 ohh the school faculty would tell us about upcoming events and other things, the problem is that they force us to have it instead of us having a choice so most kids hate it.
Personally IM a Max th9
So 3 years ago, some kid was kicking my brother. I was sitting with my friend, eating a sandwich.
My friend pointed out "Your brother's getting bashed!" I dropped my sandwich, ran up and slapped
the kid so hard he had a red mark. I sweared at him and went back to my seat. I got a detention
but it was worth it.
When I was in fourth grade, our teacher was having a tough day. Must've been spring or something, because the students were restless. Suddenly he shouts out, "I don't want to hear another word!" With fine timing, quiet little me says, "word." Mr. R managed not to crack up, but he did send me to the principal's office. My only detention, and it was worth it! (Sorry, Mr R, you were a great teacher.)
jokes on you, I'd need to have friends to be friendzoned
Me!
Noice
Moodé
same
teacher: YoU wIlL hAvE dETenTioN fOR sAvinG An AniMaL
You obviously didn’t pay attention, the teacher was teaching about how in this world there can and will be consequences for doing the wrong thing even though it’s the right thing. He knew he wasn’t supposed to touch the goldfish, though saving it was the right thing to do. The same type scenario happens in different circumstances all the time in real life. Basically that teacher did a really good job at demonstrating what he was teaching.
@@mikahraptor8849 thanks for that
i really needed that explanation
Yeah no problem, I totally knew that you totally needed that explanation.
@@mikahraptor8849 thanks
He was proving a point
Sadly, I wasn’t at school on the day this happens, but I was informed.
In 6th grade, there was a substitute teacher in math class. This substitute was very strict.
My friend (I’m not going to say his name, we’ll call him Z) went to TH-cam on the school computers.
He then proceeded to play the Monster Inc. Theme (Earr*pe version). The teacher yells at him to turn it off. He then puts it on full volume and runs out of the class (We were in portable classrooms that were accessible through a boardwalk). He then says (his exact words): I had been out of there for ten seconds and almost back in to the main building when I heard the music, it was even loud for me.
Your friend is a Legend. Too bad I'm a wussy. I would have done something like this if I ever got too angry but did not want to throw down.
This teacher used to hit the kids like, legit slap them. Me and my class mates marched out to the principal's office and reported her, when we got back she put us in detention. But she got suspended the next day , it was satisfying. :)
I got a detention from playing tag with my friend throughout the whole day, worth it. Super fun
Being someone who has been trying to master the Kermit the frog impression for almost 4 years, I give that guy so much respect.
I got detention once for yell out to a teacher who got a new wig "WHAT HAPPNED TO UR OTHER WIG"
My gf and me got in detention alone.... and thats how I became a man 😂😂
My friend brought vodka to school. He got called in to the principal's office over something else. They had him sit in a dark room alone waiting for the principal. He said there was nothing to do so I started taking shots. When the principal came in he could smell it & he got in more trouble!
I have a story, I was in a double maths on Monday and I was sitting at the front and (let's call her z) z was sitting in the back and was making trouble so she had to move next to me so I also moved away and I just simply hated her... (Just because she starts an argument if u glace at her for more than .3 seconds) the teacher was chill and said either go back or get a detention and just said fine, the whole class cheered and I was so happy.
This is not that great of a story but I was so happy with this outcome
Well done 👏🏻👏🏻
Love is magic
Teacher: ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SEX!?
"Love is magic"
@@Eman-ud6tg i have a big magic wand
I got detention for skipping school... Reason, I had spent the day meeting with George W. Bush during his second term... Had photos to prove it and was pictured with him in the local newspaper... Still, I didn't have a note... So Detention... Retrospect, should have asked for a Presidential Pardon
Love is mag gic
not pronounced "majik"
"magikk"
...
Mah Di-
If this is satire, shame on me. If it isn't, shame on you and your entire bloodline.
I-
I racked up hundreds of hours of detention by just not going. I still have hundreds of hours of detention to do but I'm 20 now so...
Same. Only served like 2 or 3 when I felt like it. The rest racked up in a cycle.
at my school they would suspend you the amount of time you missed, in days, and tell you that the next time you get a detention you have to come or else you'll get suspended...
It would probably be like an in school suspension aswell
“Recovering catholic school student.”
honestly from some of the stories from catholic school that I've personally heard, I'm not surprised they need time to recover after that lmao
Basically attempting to recover from that brainwashing B.S.
There’s a few teachers I have I would love to rip into
Also love is magic
Does it work when you are already in the friendzone
i really hope so
good luck. break the friend zone
Location: REDDIT
Me: wtf?
That first one with the gold fish could have ended very, very badly for that teacher(Depending on country). As that's a cruelty to animals, cruelty to children(Depending on age), and I'm sure at least one or two other things could have been tacked on. Oh, and defiance of authority in unjust circumstances is a thing too, would have refused the detention, and if they made a deal about it, seen where it would go, as no way the teachers would want that to hit the news, let alone the school for allowing it.
Ikr, that one made me so annoyed. (At the teacher)
I think it was a good lesson to the kids on how unjust the world is
He did not deserve this. The goldfish is not a complex animal with feelings, like dogs, cats, and most farm animals. And he was using it to give the kids an important life lesson.
Лев Бондаренко maybe not, but it was still a living, breathing creature.
@@Sharonnnnnnnnnn it didn't have feelings of pain, so i say it was worth it for a valuable life lesson.
“I would like to have detention”
I wish I'd gotten detention. For doing something really stupid and annoying. That's what I want, to annoy someone with my stupidity.
I'm gonna do that tomorrow. Let's see what happens.
No lie, about a month ago I asked my science teacher for a lunch detention, and she gave me lunch detention!
@@mcvibing2785 what happened
@@brilifly9826 I keep forgetting to, but I promise I'll ask tomorrow
11:11 he took one for the team
Press f to pay respects to that student who saved the goldfish.
f
When the school computer system runs Linux and you get to the terminal:
sudo rm -rf
Paul Productions Do you dare me to do that on the school server running Ubuntu Server?
Fakefirstname Fakelastname yes
I liked this only bc my husband would get it. I don’t but I’m not tech literate lol
I had to use Linux for 2 college courses so I appreciate this
When as a senior in high school, i saw a 8th grader getting bullied on regular by a 10 grader. Put the bully through a water fountain. Needless to say the bulling ended. Sometimes you gotta stand for what you believe, even if you stand alone. Got detention and it was worth it. Probably get arrested now a days.
I one punched my friend in a fist fight when he got pissed off
kick
@@C.Dickey hahaha let me guess ur 6
@@debatebattle hey dont be mad bc you have a iq over room temperature
day bot hey don't be mad that you should have put your d in your name into g
Adrreal's World and I’m guessing your an emotionally insecure 16 year old.
The teacher in he first story was not afraid to prepare the students for reality.
My calc teacher says "you wont ever need a calculator again" all the time, too bad throwing them out the window would cost $100+ lol
Forgetting to bring a pencil to a test.
In 5th grade, our detention was just bringing a pink slip home and having our parents sign it and my mom asked if that was a joke or serious.
I brought and distributed tide pods but it was worth it. Everyone that received a tide pod thought detention was worth it too. After all, we had some good snacks before lunch
Teachers: *2 hours late* Meh
Students: *millsecond late* Death sentence
Salad Kid literally did what the teacher asked them to do, and still got detention for it. Fire that teacher.
My brother once took the toupee of a teacher's head at lunch time and proceeded to stab it with a fork as if it was a wild animal. Hilarious and totally worth it.
Holy shit I want to meet your brother
Senior year. I left my final class of the day through the fire escape. Had to spend detention in a library the next week. For 30 minutes. Pretended to read. And just spaced put.
I went to a boarding school for two years. It had a zero tolerance policy. One of the kids in my group (so he lived with me) bullied me constantly. This kid was considerably smaller than me and he would jump scare me constantly. Even did it several times at the top of a canyon. Every now and then, we would go camping. We were at a campsite on a mountain ridge, and we were gathering firewood when he decided to back me down a hill that ended in a large cliff. If I fell off, I could have been seriously injured or died, as the drop was about fifty feet. You know how they talk about adrenaline when you are in a life or death situation? Yeah, that kicked in. He swung at me, so I grabbed his shoulder with one hand and my knee with the other, picked up the kid, and threw him to the ground. As he fell, he tried to choke me but I broke loose. He didn’t get in any trouble because there was no evidence of what he was doing. However, in the thirty seconds after the fight, he already had a baseball sized bruise on his back, so I got in trouble. The kid never tried to physically hurt me, and he was eventually seen as a lunatic.
There was important stuff in there, anyway *i wiped everything*
For people who don’t know “tardy” means late
Why wouldn't someone know that?
@@D13GO654 You know, there are people who aren't speaking English in their mother tongue and don't know every word, but the basic one's.
@@D13GO654 Tardy is mainly an American phrase, so even people from England would have a hard time recognizing the word if they hadn't seen it in previous posts/tv shows and understood the meaning from the context. That or they looked it up for themselves. Either way, it is nice to see that somebody is thinking of other people.
I’m from England and haven’t ever heard this word before today, didn’t think yt comments were capable of helping people
You know I just thought about it, the word tardy comes from the spanish word for late. Which is tarde.
Home schooler when asked about this: uhhh weelll uhhh.... screaming intensifies.
I hate it when people get away with stuff just cause they cried.
Because of emotional trauma as a child I am physically incapable of crying so that always just bothered me cause I couldn’t play that card. And it just makes teachers feel bad for you even when you were the one that fucked up
nobody:
text-to-speech: *T H R O N G*
This kid was kicking my ankles on our way back to gym from lunch and I told him to stop. He did not. So I turned around and kicked him as hard as I could in the balls. He fell to the ground and cried. Him and his girlfriend, who I considered a friend at the time, lied and said I did it unprovoked. Nobody believed me and nobody else was questioned except us 3. The satisfaction was worth it though.
@@NiclasLoof Niclas Lööf Forgot to mention we were walking downstairs, whick was a far way down. I had already stumbled down a couple steps even though I was holding onto the railing. He's a tall kid and he's a step higher than me? Can reach a collar. So balls it was. He never messed with me again so I would say pain was a pretty good motivator. 😂
@@NiclasLoof and hey man I'm not gonna write my whole life story on here but I had to deal with this kid since preschool so I think I waited a good amount of time before jumping to violence. Even all through highschool he didn't mess with me again so I considered this a win lol
@@evalynwallenhenderson8187 yeah I don't lol
Brooke Newport dont kick people in the balls, you are actually a shit person
@@buzzy2792 Don't try and trip people into falling down long staircases, as that can actually seriously injure and in extreme cases, kill people. Being kicked in the balls hurts, but it isn't risking your safety. Read all the comments in a discussion before posting your own opinion so that you aren't misinformed due to missing details.
You can’t fall in the friend zone if you don’t have friends
Late to the party, but I pulled this a couple months ago. Our High school had a "school spirit week" where each day you had different events/requirements, such as each class wears a different color of shirt, so on so forth. Well, the Thursday of the week was "bring in something to replace your backpack for the day" Me being me, I decided to use the saddlebags from a motorcycle I use (2009 Yamaha V-Star 250cc) BUT with this twist: They would remain attached to the bike. I walked through the hall that morning, pushing a bloody *motorcycle* through the school hallway.
Several teachers watched me do this, but didn't really care. One even laughed and complimented my idea. Chilled with classmates for about 10 minutes before the one single teacher that didn't like my presence saw me, turned a 180, and went straight back to the office. This was the day that the Principal learned me by name and never forgot. The Principal dropped on me like the bomb on Hiroshima. I was basically escorted out of the school, but DID manage to convince said Principal to let me bring it back inside for the picture part of the day. On the Gym floor. Janitor was laughing. The bike made zero mess. No tire marks, no fuel or oil. The shopping carts the Juniors brought in made more of a mess than I did. Somehow managed to pull it off, made a second entry, and I swear to God, it had better be in the yearbook. Learned a few days ago that a neighboring school about 30 miles away just had their "spirit week" and that they specifically said no motorcycles in the announcement, which meant my little escapade made it out of the *county* (for reference, this is middle of nowhere Kansas, it takes something big to make it out of the county lol)
I was deemed the "person who comes with a warning sticker" and the "wild card" for the rest of the year.
Here's one of the best parts: I got in zero trouble. I did get a good yelling at by the Principal in the hallway, but nothing came of it.
Even better: Several of my classmates plan to try and top that stunt for our upcoming Senior Prank Night.
TLDR: Brought a motorcycle in the school, got kicked out, came back in, and never p***** off the Janitor.
Telling the P.E teacher he was gay for shaving his leg hair, using sun beds and greasing his shoulder length hair, cause he told me to shut up.
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That sounds boring. Sorry I wasn't able to help.
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That's not just a good comment, it's good advice as well.
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*Loads gun* Let's see how he likes it.
5:38 if they had had that rule at my middle school (k-8 poorly funded city public school), many times you could safely just stay home. Especially in the older groups, sometimes they would just straight up not have enough subs, so the older kids just didn’t get one. Mostly the nearby teachers would make sure we didn’t kill each other and stuff. Not that the subs ever did anything anyhow- I once had one who didn’t realize that the class was too loud until a teacher from three classes down came in to tell us that her class couldn’t hear and they were taking a test. This school was probably the best of the public schools in the whole city financially and academically. Makes me feel bad for the kids in the other schools man they didn’t even give them a chance.
Yelled that’s what she said when someone said this is too long and hard
I honestly like that 1 teacher in the money stealing situation, she was willing to help the kids, but still obeyed the school rules, I honestly love these types of people
My friend and I once got a detention for literally nothing. We just wouldn't talk and she gave us detentions.
I got detention for throwing up on the playground (not deliberately).
I am Chinese growing up in UK. UK meal rules: you finish whatever is on your plate. Chinese meal rules: Always leave a bit of food on your plate to show your host they are very generous.
In primary school, my mum always overpacked my lunchbox, and the dinner ladies forced me to eat all of it.
I kept choosing the end of the netball court to piss off the unliked netball coach, who had to wash off my sick before every practice after lunch. She gave me lunch detention, which made me laugh in her face, because I knew what was going to happen! She was angry and sent me to the Headteacher. I argued with him to reverse the decision, but he said it stood. Okay, game on!
I had to eat my entire lunch in her classroom, and promptly threw up INSIDE her classroom!!! The room STUNK of sick for two days!
She wanted me to have another detention, so I asked if she wanted it to be during lunch. She changed her mind instantly.
My recess detentions:
Pushing someone
Saying “oh yes daddy” in class (worth it)
Drawing cursed images that were “inappropriate” because of sixth graders who found out and spread it around that I was drawing them. (Choir)
Salads are friends Not food what kind of images?
Gets called a pig for binging on............. 🥗 salad 🥗
Some guys had been bullying me for 6 months. They were pulling my back back to make me fall over backwards one day when I used the momentum their pull gave me to spin around and put my full body weight into a punch on the side of the main one’s face. I somehow managed to knock out 4 teeth of his teeth but also fractured my middle finger. I didn’t care. The injuries and suspension was worth it to see the guy who’d caused so much pain to me bleeding from the mouth and spitting out a few teeth. His fault, he bullied me.
I got my 2nd detention for listening to MCR in class. It was worth not seeing my ear buds until the end of the day, and detention isn't as bad as people like to think it is. Ended up getting 1 day instead of 2 for good behavior.
I hit the bully without anyone seeing
Were you listening to the James Bond theme while doing this?
Bruh your pfp goes so well with this
Once jumped a bully and beat him with a wiffle bat. It's more embarassment and demeaning then painful lmao.
It escalated shit drastically though.
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"Make an opposed athletics check"
"Nat 20"
One time in eighth grade, my buddies and I were roaming around the school during advising (basically a study hour that was right after lunch). This school was really tiny so the middle school and elementary school were right next to each other and seeing as the cafeteria and main office were in the elementary building, you could go to and from one building to the other unimpeded. So my buddies and I are wandering and we pass through the elementary library. Apparently during lunch, they'd had some kind of celebration that involved lots of brownies, cupcakes, cookies, and such, the leftovers of which were still spread out on tables. After checking with the librarian and making sure that it was all done and no one would miss the remaining sweets, my friends and I proceed to raid the tables and grab as much as we can carry. Our advising teacher yelled at us when we got back and we just spent the whole time she was yelling eating our sweets. Totally worth it.
This video made me realize how laid back my high school and all of my teachers were. I’ve gotten away with so much worse than some of these even though the teachers knew about it. Like the one where they say they got detention on the last day of senior year for having lightsaber battles. We had a tradition of driving our cars through the lawn and tearing it up then blocking off the entire parking lot so only seniors could park on the last day. All of the teachers knew about it but never did anything to stop us. Gotta love small town America