Psychology Tricks That’ll Work on Anybody 99% of the Time (r/AskReddit)

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  • r/AskReddit What Is A "Mind Trick" You Know Of?
    Mind-blowing Psychological 'Life Hacks' that Will Help You Gain the Advantage in Social Situations.

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  • @BlackPanther-hp6ed
    @BlackPanther-hp6ed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4543

    60% of the time it works every time
    He's definitely a salesman

    • @z_zenith
      @z_zenith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Black Panther yep, D E F I A N T L Y, dude you need to watch YGS

    • @maxonator3913
      @maxonator3913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes
      :(

    • @BenInGame
      @BenInGame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thats defiant

    • @IcemanGaming.
      @IcemanGaming. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But how defiant is this salesman?

    • @FueledFromFiction
      @FueledFromFiction 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      ”’You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take
      - Wayne Gretzky’ --Michael Scott”

  • @sweepy6648
    @sweepy6648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19715

    Everybody gangsta till the crazy girl starts dancing and saying shes gonna sticky sticky stick ya

    • @stevetreloar6602
      @stevetreloar6602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +796

      I'd piss bolt out of there too truthfully, even if my car was down there.

    • @dfgdfbsdfvv832
      @dfgdfbsdfvv832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      @@stevetreloar6602 lmao even if my car was down there

    • @dfgdfbsdfvv832
      @dfgdfbsdfvv832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +325

      dude one time i had someone i could just telll he was scoping me probly bout to jack me anyways we were walking on 2 different streeets goin along with an open view so wed see eachother anyways i see him comin so i stop watch him go and hes acting sketchy slowing down stopping 2 so then i pretend to go left and isay fuck it ( i always got a knife on me anyways) i just flanked him walking rapidly towards him he froze and turned n went the other way lol its a millitary tactic tho you just flank when youre in deepshit as a last resort sometimes the best defense is an offense

    • @hurricane1nox
      @hurricane1nox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      yea then she becomes part of the mee too movement. tryin to be cuteida said game on with a smile >:)

    • @juansilva9406
      @juansilva9406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      To be honest, you will only have a higher chance in getting shot

  • @brittanyhernandez4778
    @brittanyhernandez4778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2840

    Imagine your trying to rob someone and they start acting crazy and say "I'm gonna sticky sticky stick ya." And you laugh and be like "oh you saw that video too." and stab them.

    • @SykikXO
      @SykikXO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      The fuk 😂😂😂

    • @MayBlake_Channel
      @MayBlake_Channel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      That's exactly what I was worrying except with the first example. I was like "so I'm gonna crab walk and act like a monkey while shoutimg obscenities" And then I was like "oh no, but what if they saw this, too! I will die.

    • @LeatherCladVegan
      @LeatherCladVegan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Yeah, but imagine you're actually trying to live some aspect of your real life based on some stupid shit you saw on a TH-cam automated voice read-out of a Reddit thread. Holy Jesus, that would be bad.

    • @donalddarko5807
      @donalddarko5807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@LeatherCladVegan It doesn't matter where it came from or how it's presented. Information is still information.

    • @LeatherCladVegan
      @LeatherCladVegan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@donalddarko5807 I agree with the principle.

  • @wobobosworld4570
    @wobobosworld4570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4781

    I hope this doesn’t get buried. If someone is “faking” a neck injury, do NOT ask them a yes or no question. If the injury happens to be real, you will only make it worse. People tend to nod/shake their head with real injuries too. This is possibly one of the worst advices i’ve ever heard in my life.

    • @sudhaunnikrishnan7516
      @sudhaunnikrishnan7516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      This got buried and yeah when I first heard this i was like how

    • @mcflubbiebubbies6394
      @mcflubbiebubbies6394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      Oh this isn’t buried for me it was first comment

    • @lilcinnamonroll9577
      @lilcinnamonroll9577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      i don't get it

    • @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis
      @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      That was my first thought. If you’re a paramedic and you’re trying to determine if someone is faking or not- don’t. Get them where they’re going and let a doctor or otherwise qualified medical professional make that determination.

    • @lintyscorpion2692
      @lintyscorpion2692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      @@lilcinnamonroll9577 if a person is asked a yes or no question, they are likely to nod yes or no, which would be bad if you have an injured neck.

  • @quinix3106
    @quinix3106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5360

    Honestly, I could watch a whole video of stories of ppl acting insane to scare off criminals.

    • @stina263
      @stina263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @Duck Soup Thats beautiful

    • @fbi855
      @fbi855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Duck Soup Nice

    • @kevinth1360
      @kevinth1360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Duck Soup nice.

    • @QuetzalZenith
      @QuetzalZenith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Duck Soup Nice.

    • @DSiren
      @DSiren 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Duck Soup nice

  • @greenteagirl3039
    @greenteagirl3039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8459

    *crush walks by*
    Me: act normal
    Also me: walking in a gorilla crab style and screaming about arabic coffee and aliens.

    • @lamp6798
      @lamp6798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      jack master says the person who doesn’t have enough balls to show their face in their profile picture. Grow a pair before you talk

    • @hopi9543
      @hopi9543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@jackmaster3134 her forehead doesn't even look big????

    • @jackmaster3134
      @jackmaster3134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@lamp6798 got more than you'll ever have and I can use your shit logic
      Hey you ever commit home invasion with intent to do great bodily harm grow a pair before you speak
      I don't upload my face and personal details online cause that's how you get robbed dip stick

    • @Laurentxoplex
      @Laurentxoplex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Y’all deadass don’t know to act insane vs a threat?

    • @adriyeeye
      @adriyeeye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      jack master LMAO HER FOREHEAD AINT EVEN BIG U FUCK

  • @Arachnes_Corner
    @Arachnes_Corner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    If someone bites you, ask them a question like "Why are you biting me?" Sometimes they'll answer you and they just might open their mouth enough for you to pull your hand out. This usually works best on children, persons with dementia, intoxicated persons, and/or patients on anesthesia.

    • @tejaswoman
      @tejaswoman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      **ponders what persons not on this list would **_possibly_** be biting me**

    • @DrSwazz
      @DrSwazz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also works for while she biting the diugh

    • @cannibalman8175
      @cannibalman8175 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or smash their skull with a hammer, easier solution and works 101% of the time

    • @crinkly.love-stick
      @crinkly.love-stick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If they still won't let go, pinch their nostrils shut. Voluntarily letting go, and passing out through lack of oxygen, have the same end result.
      Works on dogs, too!

    • @bakudreamer
      @bakudreamer 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is really good advice

  • @user-N20
    @user-N20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    I've always done the nodding thing when someone was/is presenting because I know how much it can suck, and when I do this they almost always end up alternating between looking at the wall and at me, and seem to feel more comfortable. I love seeing the subtle confidence boost in the way they speak or meet my eye when I nod and smile encouragingly at them. Please always do this for people presenting, especially when they're noticeably nervous, it makes them feel 10x better.

    • @KitsuneFyora
      @KitsuneFyora 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I agree to this. Happens almost every time if you're acting like what they say is interesting to you. Even people who don't get along with me and vice versa will get a confidence boost if they see me nodding along with them. It's nice

    • @sameerakhan7455
      @sameerakhan7455 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah. I do this everytime and 10/10 they always look at me the most for approval and confidence so I'm glad I could help them. It's nerve-racking up there when you are presenting something, so it's nice seeing people nodding, listening along and smiling so I do the same everytime and I can see how they AT LEAST get way less nervous than they were before

    • @Aatell764
      @Aatell764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All I can think of is the scene in anger management when the doctor tells him to talk to the beautiful woman at the bar, the doctor smiling ear to ear all crazy looking nodding his head up and down.

  • @kavensku_baudejas
    @kavensku_baudejas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9533

    Everybody gangsta till you get your arabic coffee stolen

  • @seanclarke6733
    @seanclarke6733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4435

    “Oh hey you dropped your wa-“
    “I’m gonna sticky sticky stick ya”
    “Cool cool cool cool cool cool”

    • @sophiaredwood5825
      @sophiaredwood5825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      😂😂😂

    • @imaybestupid9707
      @imaybestupid9707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      What

    • @kanhaiyalalgautam1841
      @kanhaiyalalgautam1841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Peralta has joined the chat

    • @seanclarke6733
      @seanclarke6733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Rodger 2041 you’re late, peralta.

    • @chocomint8261
      @chocomint8261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      diva bhardwaj
      Im gonna keep going until you guys chime in
      Nine-nine!
      Nine-nine!
      Holt: Sergeant Jeffords, a word?
      Jake: WHAT IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE!?

  • @asianotakuguy
    @asianotakuguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    "Gonna sticky sticky stick ya."
    Meanwhile, the guy who parked next to her and also looking for his car: "Nope, I can find my car later."

  • @akelly9528
    @akelly9528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    If you ever get involved in an argument or a fight and want to intimidate your opponent, simply look them in the eyes, slowly begin walking towards while flailing your arms all over the place and scream "HAMBONING".
    Works 99% percent of the time.

    • @charleyeyey3124
      @charleyeyey3124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      or just pull out a gun, that can be intimidating too

    • @idkagoodname6046
      @idkagoodname6046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I would shit myself if I saw what I’m picturing from this comment approaching me

    • @tejaswoman
      @tejaswoman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That other 1%, tho, gotta watch out for them.

  • @bigcrescendo
    @bigcrescendo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5172

    “Act crazier than them” if they have a gun you dead bro

    • @irrelevant1242
      @irrelevant1242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      Christian Rettig if they trying to mug you they won’t bother cos it relies upon the person being scared enough to comply

    • @irrelevant1242
      @irrelevant1242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      MR FREEZE-98 perhaps, but if you don’t have the gun in the situation you named it will make them kill you.

    • @Jacksiloution
      @Jacksiloution 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      *pulls out rocket launcher*

    • @zephirinschmidt749
      @zephirinschmidt749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Or just fall to the ground and start convulsing so it looks like you already have been shot. I feel like they would just get scared and leave.

    • @James-vk5ov
      @James-vk5ov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@tarodoom2794 Its simple. Just pull out the steel and point it at their fore head. Look them in the eyes and laugh. If they do not show no emotions then that person is a psychopath. Sociopaths would usually show some type of fear.

  • @CommunistFBI
    @CommunistFBI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2317

    Easy way to tell fake unconsciousness...
    Mention the eye needle

  • @luckycharm6504
    @luckycharm6504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I’m doing something like a trick to check out if someone is watching me when I’m in the bus.
    If I feel like someone is watching me I first look outside for a bit, still having them in the corner of my eye to see what they are doing. Then I suddenly look at a place really close to their head/eyes, like the seat they’re sitting on or right above their head. If they have been watching me they quickly turn their head away in order to avoid eye contact.
    Isn’t really useful but I find their reactions funny, trying to look anywhere but in my direction.
    If they’re just zoomed out they will keep looking tho.

  • @HanHanMontan
    @HanHanMontan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    Me: hears a random noise in my room
    My mum walks in: Hannah wtf
    Me: laughing maniacally doing a dance on the floor talking about how bed sheets are going to kill everyone

    • @BeelAki
      @BeelAki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can't! 🤣🤣🤣🙏

    • @ezrapierce1233
      @ezrapierce1233 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hannah wtf😂😂😭

    • @DrSwazz
      @DrSwazz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hannah wtf 💀💀💀

  • @livmarotta
    @livmarotta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2652

    my crush: *walks by*
    me: “i’m gonna sticky sticky stick ya”

    • @zephyr1741
      @zephyr1741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      imagine if she actually noticed and started dating you because of that

    • @livmarotta
      @livmarotta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Josuke the Stando user i’ll try it next time lol

    • @zephyr1741
      @zephyr1741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@livmarotta best of luck my dood

    • @eremophila
      @eremophila 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Liv Marotta Did it work? If a guy said that I’d date him lol

    • @livmarotta
      @livmarotta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Erem Yup confirmed I now have a girlfriend

  • @Nikodayne
    @Nikodayne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1454

    I lost my shit when he said "Aliens and Arabic Coffee"
    EDIT: Thx so much for the likes :D

    • @bonthebunnycat667
      @bonthebunnycat667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      X2 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hoovyzepoot
      @hoovyzepoot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      THE ALIENS STOLE ALL THE FUCKING ARABIC COFFEE

    • @Zodikal
      @Zodikal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah that was so freaking funny, gorillacrab style xD

    • @nstudylog1182
      @nstudylog1182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me too man! I fucking died out of laughter

    • @nstudylog1182
      @nstudylog1182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hoovyzepoot hhhhhh LET'S GET IT BACKKKK

  • @rachelgolubiewski5580
    @rachelgolubiewski5580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    My friend lives in a shady town and she has to walk alone home every night so what she always does is wear all black and she puts her hood on and looks at the ground while she walks. When someone is following her looking at her she makes a creepy grin at them and slowly reaches towards her pocket. No body has ever stuck around long enough to know she's a normal girl and there's nothing in her pocket. Good trick and its never failed on her before, just don't get arrested for nothing

  • @petrosstefanidis6396
    @petrosstefanidis6396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    Here's another one everybody: during a conversation, whenever someone forgets what they were about to say, start reminding them the topics you were discussing as headlines starting from the latest one and going backwards. Ask them to do the same for you if you're stuck. You will be surprised :)

    • @ElectBeef
      @ElectBeef 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I do this

    • @Ransarya
      @Ransarya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I do this too

    • @addictiveillusions5667
      @addictiveillusions5667 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I do this... When I'm actually paying attention😂

    • @kcapila
      @kcapila 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well it seems like most of family can' t remember a conversation that happened 5 mins ago so yeah.

    • @kcapila
      @kcapila 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey mine too! Wait a minute...

  • @libby4675
    @libby4675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7738

    I laughed too hard at the gorilla one lmaoo

    • @ybntz6642
      @ybntz6642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      Libby
      "gonna sticky-sticky-stick ya" i lost it here too 😂😂

    • @Amy-si8gq
      @Amy-si8gq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Im the 69th like 😂👌

    • @Un-SpilledWater
      @Un-SpilledWater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Well, in my past I did something that me and my friends call the NUT NUT. Since I am stupid, I put my arms in between the area below the knee so a little bit of my hands are sticking out. And I start running and screaming NUT NUT in the school yard. Best days of my life.

    • @Jay-oy1ld
      @Jay-oy1ld 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @vminisfuckingreal998
      @vminisfuckingreal998 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      me too 😂

  • @aspernautspace314
    @aspernautspace314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2696

    i just love how at 8:02 they say everything that we have learned in this video

    • @IamNinjaOfNinja
      @IamNinjaOfNinja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Same omggg hilarious

    • @ploopy45
      @ploopy45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      when did we learn about stroking penises?

    • @josephjoestar5686
      @josephjoestar5686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Self-taught?

    • @Oddie99000
      @Oddie99000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It's absolutely marvelous

    • @hyptio
      @hyptio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@ploopy45 im dead 😂😂😂😂

  • @zau6630
    @zau6630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I have one
    So if a conversation is dying down and you want to leave just literally say what time it is and say you have to go. They’re will assume you have plans or something important but they won’t get mad because you used all your time you could with them.

    • @charleyeyey3124
      @charleyeyey3124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      doesn't really work if they ask what you have to do

    • @DrSwazz
      @DrSwazz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s when you hit em with the “My dog just died, I have to go bury it”

    • @bintwaseem2151
      @bintwaseem2151 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DrSwazz wth 😂

  • @aXeL-qr9xs
    @aXeL-qr9xs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    That one about skimming from right to left has changed my life. I’m like a fucking detective

    • @DrSwazz
      @DrSwazz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Japanese people be like
      *”Obama shrugging meme”*

  • @elinorperkins6789
    @elinorperkins6789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3392

    *shady guys following me*
    Three choices
    1. Gorilla noises
    2.run
    3. Demon screeches

    • @Spades20XX
      @Spades20XX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Elinor Perkins Why not all three?

    • @blub5494
      @blub5494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      4. All of the above

    • @errasaheedah7773
      @errasaheedah7773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      how about “sticky sticky stick ya”? trust me it works

    • @ct--we2xu
      @ct--we2xu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@errasaheedah7773 gunga ginga ooooga oggga ginga gonga

    • @goaway6193
      @goaway6193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      That poor guy trying to ask for directions and ends up running on a gorilla girl😭😂

  • @cheesehouse2522
    @cheesehouse2522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1025

    imagine you’re about to mug this person and they crouch down, start crab walking and shout about aliens and Arabic coffee

    • @gadgetsage
      @gadgetsage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      And then shits their pants

    • @shen1801
      @shen1801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I would assume she is a retard, and would be glad. Because mugging her will be way easier now

    • @jude297
      @jude297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@shen1801 censor slurs jesus christ

    • @araragi5322
      @araragi5322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@shen1801 this is the only valid response

    • @reichtanglevictor1694
      @reichtanglevictor1694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jude297 fuck

  • @icelakfp788
    @icelakfp788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Weirdly. My theraphist said just always smile at others. And other will smile back at you.
    I did it on the strangers i passed by and it actually works.

    • @gaukla42
      @gaukla42 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      i do this for years

  • @xBlacksStarx
    @xBlacksStarx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is a trick I learned in college:
    If someone is acting mean to you, bullying you, or being unkind. A subtle way to make them feel uncomfortable is to look at their forehead between their eyebrows.
    For some reason, this REALLY unsettles people and makes them extremely self conscious and uncomfortable. This worked for me a few times and it was nice.

  • @starcutie286
    @starcutie286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4817

    “Gonna sticky-sticky-stick ya” LMFAOO

    • @captaincookie6460
      @captaincookie6460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      What the fuck does that even mean? XD

    • @somewhatskilledplaystation6895
      @somewhatskilledplaystation6895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@captaincookie6460 Some people say stab, some people say stick or prick

    • @zermrami3798
      @zermrami3798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Captain Cookie that’s the point

    • @vminisfuckingreal998
      @vminisfuckingreal998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      bruh that caught me off guard

    • @funkykong2776
      @funkykong2776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I imagine she said it in a Scottish accent

  • @duckwithagun3708
    @duckwithagun3708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3746

    3:20
    Another way to do this is to carry a fork with you then when someone's following you...you face them,take the fork out of your pocket then yell"LORD THANK YOU FOR THIS MEAL I'M ABOUT TO HAVE!"then charge at them

    • @y3flamex250
      @y3flamex250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Andy thepokemon Crawford 62 you stole that from tumblr lol

    • @hunterb6498
      @hunterb6498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @rhodawatkins4516
      @rhodawatkins4516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Andy thepokemon Crawford 62 That'll give 'em nightmares!

    • @o8055
      @o8055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      And if they have a gun on them....well

    • @someoneinthecrowd4313
      @someoneinthecrowd4313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      O Last name Then just don't get followed in America.

  • @PTS-Maid
    @PTS-Maid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    8:12
    I can confirm
    I was at my high school on the last day before winter break. Anyways I really wanted to read this book before going home because I know I'm gonna be bored and we were going to the country were theres no wifi. So before heading out to my bus I head to the library, the librarian isnt their but some school staff lady was. Now I didnt want to risk getting the book and going to her and have her say something like "I'm sorry sweetie I dont know how to check out books" and have to leave without the damn book. So instead I go all the way back of the library. Find the book and shove it in my back pack and walk out. Well to my bad luck since the book wasnt scanned, It triggered a small alarm when I crossed the door that everybody in the library could hear, In my mind I fucking panicked since I didnt want to be charged with robbery or something. But on the outside I just walked out with a straight face without giving two fucks and the staff lady never went after me.

    • @tejaswoman
      @tejaswoman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      tl;dr once I stole a book from the library

    • @PTS-Maid
      @PTS-Maid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tejaswoman nah I returned it 2 weeks later after winter break. Librarian kinda not happy especially since she asked me if I needed more books to read a couple days earlier, but I told her I didn't. I thought I didn't but turns out I'm a fast reader lol.

  • @pedrotalons1422
    @pedrotalons1422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The one about putting things out of place to remember something works perfectly everytime, but it has to be stupidly out of place like: shampoo bottle on the ground by the door, or a chair on the couch, or a phone charger on the fridge handle

  • @collinm.4652
    @collinm.4652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2334

    Your brain will sometimes ignore the the second "the" in a sentance.

    • @unorthodox2032
      @unorthodox2032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +355

      Your brain will always catch the the misspelling.

    • @mercytanchiying
      @mercytanchiying 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      That error is bugging me

    • @poophere278
      @poophere278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I found yore lol

    • @beep7634
      @beep7634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Senpai Sonic well mine didnt lmao

    • @collinm.4652
      @collinm.4652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@beep7634 I said sometimes

  • @pakesanders5272
    @pakesanders5272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    10:40 “I’ve done this many many times” was written by hungry_hungry_hobo

  • @tonychan8558
    @tonychan8558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Teacher here. Told my students about an experiment where someone implanted a false memory to a test group (something about going to Disneyland and meet Daffy Duck (a WB character) when they hadn't).
    After telling the class the story, I asked them if anyone realized the false memory I had implanted into them over the course of the year. Cue absolute carnage! Paranoia, doubt about events (Did we do this?), comparing memories etc. etc.
    Twist: I did NOTHING to them! It was entertaining to watch them suffer, constantly coming up to me to ask if such and such was the false memory... nope!

    • @elizalol222
      @elizalol222 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      you seem like an awesome teacher !! i love when teachers mess with students for fun (as long as it’s harmless like that)

  • @ZelowSoft
    @ZelowSoft 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    8:25 using that technique me n my friend spent a lovely morning at the most expensive hotel in Guangzhou, including free coffee, pastries and taking photos on the pool (which if im not mistaken was on floor 69, nice). Being foreginers helped a lot too, but looking confident could get you in many places there

  • @diemonds2839
    @diemonds2839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3523

    Are you gay?: No
    Do your parents know you’re gay?: No
    So you are gay?
    A simple spell but quite unbreakable.

    • @predragalvirevic9330
      @predragalvirevic9330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +523

      Do your parents know u are gay? :
      "No, but your dad knows"

    • @jiminhasyesjams.mochipanda4025
      @jiminhasyesjams.mochipanda4025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes

    • @averygarrett5304
      @averygarrett5304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I got suspended in 5th grade for asking a girl that 😂

    • @duck-ss6pt
      @duck-ss6pt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Could someone explain this without whooshing me lol

    • @opssreckless3210
      @opssreckless3210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@duck-ss6pt If you ask someone if their parents know they are gay and they reply no, it basically means that they are homosexual and their parents don't know. The better response would be "I'm not gay though."

  • @laughingcoffin2907
    @laughingcoffin2907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2390

    I did the eye contact thingy in a job interview and the interviewer mentioned that it's good that I'm confident and I look enthusiastic and started giving me positive feedbacks even though I didnt even know what I am saying out there lmao
    Ps: I passed the interview xD

    • @HandledToaster2
      @HandledToaster2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Nice! Good luck on your job!

    • @benibread7956
      @benibread7956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      congrats!!

    • @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522
      @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Speaking of jobs I got a good one for sick calls. I only use this when I'm actually sick because even if you are they don't believe you. Unless you have a cool boss (kind of an oxymoron) they're all guilt trips anyway. So all you do is flip the trip, and I don't feel the least bit bad about it. You're sick so you're already supposed to sound pathetic. Just be apologetic even though it's not really your fault, and they'll usually take pity on you. No matter what though don't get offended because they'll automatically think you're full of shit. As much as it does piss me off I'm sick so I probably shouldn't get riled up anyway. I get that you'd like me to come in, but all it will do is make you have to deal with more of these. Let me quarantine myself, and I'll see you on the other side. I don't recommend you do this all the time though because they'll see right through it. Bosses seem to think they have the unnatural ability of being able to diagnose people over the phone. If that's the case, then why aren't you stay at home doctor?

    • @grandoldsoul4691
      @grandoldsoul4691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i think i trick to switch from each eye is to hold eye contact but look away or at something every 3 seconds or every 6 so it doesnt get to intense and as you look away switch eyes.

    • @realgordonramsay37
      @realgordonramsay37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@grandoldsoul4691 3-6 seconds is too little, too little will make you look nervous

  • @sxm1356
    @sxm1356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    2:48, imagine he wasn’t following her lol

  • @asstronaut4708
    @asstronaut4708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "gonna sticky-sticky-stick ya"
    Why did I laugh so hard 😂

  • @mikus9038
    @mikus9038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1204

    I know that trick with the nose...
    But i accidentally took a friends nose and lost it. he cried and now i am lonely with no friends 👎

    • @gachajames5481
      @gachajames5481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Were you, perhaps, friends with Tom Marvolo Riddle?

    • @bovess8654
      @bovess8654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I did this as well with a similar out come only I took his infant child instead of a nose

    • @UltimateTiger1200
      @UltimateTiger1200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      mikus too far man, too far…

    • @creepermaster9043
      @creepermaster9043 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Could u explain that trick,i dont get how tf should i place my fingers

    • @melkiorwiseman5234
      @melkiorwiseman5234 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean nothing has changed?

  • @toasark3101
    @toasark3101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5573

    When you act crazy to avoid getting robbed, but accidentally kill three guys on a subway while laughing and start a movement for all poor people in the city.
    Edit: if you don’t understand this comment it’s ok...you wouldn’t get it.

    • @dripy5851
      @dripy5851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      XD

    • @allenkelly9153
      @allenkelly9153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      Loved that movie

    • @God-sv5ep
      @God-sv5ep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@allenkelly9153 Same

    • @Nosequeescribir802
      @Nosequeescribir802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Relatable

    • @dhcarrot1195
      @dhcarrot1195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      What is this reference? Someone please tell me

  • @cinnamoninspace9947
    @cinnamoninspace9947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "You have to let people know where you intend to go with your eyes"
    *Me looking down when I walk* : Hell.

  • @devanpowers1999
    @devanpowers1999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    7:51 the absolute funniest thing I’ve heard in a while

  • @ArtTasticCreations
    @ArtTasticCreations 4 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    I simply exist and people avoid me like the plague. This natural talent can't simply be taught.

    • @ladaveya
      @ladaveya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Art-Tastic Creations I FELT

    • @ArtTasticCreations
      @ArtTasticCreations 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ladaveya Word.

    • @sg-ds6qg
      @sg-ds6qg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      We're born with it

    • @ArtTasticCreations
      @ArtTasticCreations 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sg-ds6qg Indeed we are.

    • @Unknown-mi4ih
      @Unknown-mi4ih 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      This is really rare I have earned this as a gift because I am Autistic and a Introvert

  • @GT-wj3gl
    @GT-wj3gl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    That "acting crazy thing" works sometimes. I almost got mugged walking to my apartment once. Some dude was following me for about a block, so I walked into the light of one of the lampposts and stopped. I turned around slighty, smiled at him and said "You're not the first person to try this". He stopped dead in his tracks and stared at me. I didnt break eye contact with him and kept grinning ear to ear like an idiot. Somehow he didnt realize I was bluffing and turned around.
    Needless to say I dont walk home anymore, but I was surprised that it worked. Probably wouldnt have if he had a gun though.

    • @DrSwazz
      @DrSwazz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He woulda been like “damn hon well there’s a first time for everything “

  • @chloeren1224
    @chloeren1224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    9:00 absolutely true. I'm a debater and in crossfire I had no questions left, out of desperation I asked a super dumb question that I had no idea why I was asking, I saw my coach start nodding and somehow was able to make sense of it. Ran with the question, starting prodding at them, and eventually won the round because of it.

    • @DrSwazz
      @DrSwazz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also while debating if you say something random and your opponent gets confused, you should look exasperated and say, “How do you not get it?” And then offer an example based on whatever your original argument was and it should work so yeah

  • @colincrosgrove9132
    @colincrosgrove9132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    For the eye contact part I tend to look at different parts of the face so that it shows confidence and continued interest but doesn't make it weird to stare into their eyes the whole time

  • @Cerberus03
    @Cerberus03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +683

    Saying “your next line is...” Immediately shocks your opponent, causing a moment of distraction, allowing you to hit them with an overdrive of Hamon. It’s a good mind trick. Works every time.

    • @Proletrolliat
      @Proletrolliat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      When did you learn hamon jotaro

    • @zerekbasch9988
      @zerekbasch9988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Polnareff? When did joseph teach you hamon?

    • @nebs6888
      @nebs6888 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zerekbasch9988 GHOSTS CAN'T BREATHE

    • @fobia3248
      @fobia3248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tsugini omae wa...

    • @zerekbasch9988
      @zerekbasch9988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fobia3248 is that profile pic of meat canyon

  • @mandytran8023
    @mandytran8023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +970

    “Aye yo Benny, met this weird guy today”
    “Oh yea? What happened?”
    “So I asked him if she wanted to make money and he said nah, so I follow him and he gets into this crab dance thing screaming about Arabic coffee and aliens...”
    “Did ya run, guys seems wack”
    “No, didn’t finish the story yet”
    “Oh sorry continue.”
    “So anyways I started blasting...”

    • @beautifulforever503
      @beautifulforever503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      But what does Arabic coffee have to do with being creepy

    • @celestialclouds11
      @celestialclouds11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      the real creepy thing is that you said "she" once lol

    • @mandytran8023
      @mandytran8023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Celestia Cloud that’s the point

    • @sira4794
      @sira4794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't get the story

    • @lucindanukari
      @lucindanukari 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sira ×2

  • @voidzminer1017
    @voidzminer1017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m surprised nobody talked about this yet. If someone has hiccups, ask if they have hiccups. When they say yes, tell them to prove it saying you don’t believe them. And it works pretty often. It’s hilarious watching them get all “it was just happening a minute ago I swear”

  • @jackielegz8689
    @jackielegz8689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I do the first one just on instinct and I’ve heard several people say “That guys got a purpose” or “that guys on a mission “ lol I just want people to stay out of my way

  • @Yali_
    @Yali_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1441

    I've done the act crazy thing before, when I knew I was being followed at night by a not-so-subtle ned/chav. Being a bit of a classical history geek and having a prosthetic eye, I decided to envoke my inner-, creepy-Prometheus.
    While walking at a steady pace, I stopped dead, turned around, and with a look of fear/panic/incredulity, looked straight at him and said "Zeus? Father?... Please don't take my liver again" I tilted my head a little, slowly slid my eye out and held it straight out to him, between my thumb and index finger. Putting on my best creepy smile, I said "I offer you this as a sacrifice".
    The wee idiot's expression was priceless! A combination of WTF and 'I'm about to spew up'. The road was quiet, and not taking his eye off me (no pun intended), he started to slowly cross over to the other side. When he got about half way across, he turned and jogged slightly the rest of the way and down a side street.
    As he was crossing, I called out to him, saying "The angels are with me" - a line that I had heard a schizophrenic woman say on the bus that genuinely put a chill down my spine. It seemed appropriate to use in this encounter, and needless to say, I didn't see the wee numpty again.

    • @HART-sk3bz
      @HART-sk3bz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +314

      I can only imagine this guy that was following you making a post on Reddit about most crazy and scary encounters and telling everyone about you lol I applaud you

    • @Yali_
      @Yali_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@HART-sk3bz That would require him to progress beyond the use of crayons 😁

    • @XxL1ZZ13LUN4CYxX
      @XxL1ZZ13LUN4CYxX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I love this!!

    • @randomiser9713
      @randomiser9713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Da hell I freaking love imagining his face

    • @sg-ds6qg
      @sg-ds6qg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I need more of these "acted crazy" stories, these are HILARIOUS 😭😭😭💀💀

  • @Kileh
    @Kileh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    i couldnt hold it when he said "walk sideways in a crab gorilla style"

  • @Sprinkles7652
    @Sprinkles7652 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Fear actually elevates pain I think. Like if your ear gets cut off, obviously it hurts, but the panic you feel from the thought of not having your ear anymore makes the pain worse. I believe this is why children cry when they get small scrapes and adults don’t. Might be because of the fear rather than the pain itself.

  • @lololulu1238
    @lololulu1238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:21 I had to spit out my water I couldn’t stop laughing

  • @Stony2103
    @Stony2103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    An addition to the "walk confidently into a place and nobody will question you" thing - some people will probably know this, but nobody ever questions a pizza delivery. Need to get backstage to a concert? Grab an empty pizza box and just walk in there. Works with relative ease, as long as it isn't a venue where they have catering.

    • @crinkly.love-stick
      @crinkly.love-stick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If you really want this to work, throw the empty box into a warm oven immediately before trying your ruse.
      Fun fact: the "pizza smell" doesn't come from the pizza cooking, it comes from the cardboard boxes that pizza shops put on the oven to keep warm.

  • @maureendadivas5968
    @maureendadivas5968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Everytime there is someone doing a presentation in my class, I always make sure to let them know that I am listening and interested in what they're saying by leaning slightly forward and look interested then nod in approval occasionally. This usually boosts their confidence level and they seem to talk much better.

    • @yujinarukunnn7222
      @yujinarukunnn7222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thats nice, tho sometimes it might do the opposite xD .. Like they get nervous because someone is listening so they get pressured or something..
      And im one of them, sometimes I prefer everyone not listening so I wont really need to care about the presentation

    • @kitthekat6844
      @kitthekat6844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@yujinarukunnn7222 Well, I believe this is more catered to people who care about their presentation. I have to do a good amount of these, and I got to say it does make me feel better when people seem to be listening.

    • @bintwaseem2151
      @bintwaseem2151 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yujinarukunnn7222 I'm the same typa person. My social anxiety freaks the hell outta me.

  • @hayond656
    @hayond656 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:01 Lmao that guy just put EVERYTHING to the test

  • @ionceateapinecone
    @ionceateapinecone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A few freebies:
    -People can "hear" smiles over the phone, the change in mouth shape adds a minor inflection to your speech that can be picked up subconsciously from the other end of the phone
    -Telling yourself, out loud, "I'm excited!" a few times can help with panic attacks, you can actually convince yourself you're not panicking, that' you're just super stoked.
    -Like the previous one, repeatedly hyping yourself up daily can actually improve your mental state; if you can convince yourself you're a god, you'll feel like one.
    Also, for the "focus on the pain makes it go away thing", this was advice my mother gave me when I broke a bone, she'd used the same technique to give birth to me, drug-free.
    She described it as "imagine pain as a room. you walk into the middle of that room and sit down. accept that is where you are."

  • @apache7334
    @apache7334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    *100% of the comments:*
    "Im gOnnA sTiCkY StiCKy stiCK yA!"
    *0% of the comments:*
    ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ

  • @shadow1x20
    @shadow1x20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    Guy follwed me once cursing at me and remembered seeing this, i turned towards him scrunched my face up and started jumping up and down screaming IM MELTING ....i got shot

    • @flamexc
      @flamexc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Really?

    • @cosmos2586
      @cosmos2586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Oh dang. I would just ask them if they like the taste of blood on wet hair, then giggle and skip off humming a song

    • @christrigg1
      @christrigg1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I'll take "shit that never happened" for 500, Alex.
      *Daily Double sound effect*
      Alex: Looks like it's the DAILY DOUBLE!
      Me: YES!
      Alex: Here's the answer: This person boldly claimed in a TH-cam comment that they got shot by someone when acting crazy.
      Me: Who is RσƁxƝιƓнƬ
      ?
      Alex: Correct.

    • @Thomas-eo6vs
      @Thomas-eo6vs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@christrigg1, that puts you in the lead.

    • @yujinarukunnn7222
      @yujinarukunnn7222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Did you die ?

  • @theshadow9238
    @theshadow9238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Gonna sticky sticky stick ya”
    That one got me

  • @joshual3193
    @joshual3193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Holy cow, i didn't know that the nodding one was a psychology trick. I figured that it worked on my own and would use it to help my friends during class presentations. I would also turn my head side to side (disapprovingly) when it was this kid I hated turn. He would choke almost every time easily.

  • @huffleclaw1019
    @huffleclaw1019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +696

    Tell someone not to look behind them, they always do it. Then simply take their wallet :3

    • @Amy-si8gq
      @Amy-si8gq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      "Dude what the hell"
      "I told you not to look behind you"

    • @huffleclaw1019
      @huffleclaw1019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Amy-si8gq Works every time

    • @Shakiahjprod
      @Shakiahjprod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@huffleclaw1019
      60% of the time

    • @huffleclaw1019
      @huffleclaw1019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Federal Bureau Of Investigation
      Maybe, maybe not

    • @brooksroddy6867
      @brooksroddy6867 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amy ibibih

  • @rileykraaijvanger6295
    @rileykraaijvanger6295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    i tried the “legs through the floor” trick with my family, and they all loved it!

  • @aineeshafeeu7399
    @aineeshafeeu7399 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:07 ive always done this. even as a kid id hold hot tea cups and focus all my attention to the pain and it just doesnt hurt. like i feel it but its not pain its just something else. ive ripped off my own nail, cut off infected areas of my body with scissors and stuff too like this.

    • @zoecallanan5485
      @zoecallanan5485 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bestie excise me you what? Not to be impolite or anything just... Respect damn

  • @eta2670
    @eta2670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ‘I start screaming obscenities about aliens and Arabic coffee’ now that’s a glorious sentence right there I’ll tell you what

  • @dunno6442
    @dunno6442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    Sometimes when I close my eyes..
    I can't see

    • @cosmos2586
      @cosmos2586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I thought I was the only one...

    • @declanmcknight2486
      @declanmcknight2486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      sometimes?!?!

    • @dunno6442
      @dunno6442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@declanmcknight2486 most times

    • @Donut-ul3rr
      @Donut-ul3rr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@dunno6442 most?!

    • @KaiLally9009
      @KaiLally9009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Oh my god... that’s so weird, ME TOO LOL

  • @jeaniebird999
    @jeaniebird999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    The dude with the Revelation about pain is exactly right. Pain is actually a gift and when you get to that point, the gift arrives.
    Also, joking, cursing, and yelling helps a lot, too.

    • @JustynaMajcher
      @JustynaMajcher 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't recommend it. I thought a lot about my belly ache and what I received was poop.

  • @andynonymous6769
    @andynonymous6769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Next time I go into a job interview, I'm going to make my eyes shake the whole time to make them look like they're sparkling. Thanks for the tip!

  • @Zonked123
    @Zonked123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i remember the tip at 3:35 from diary of a wimpy kid, where he put a sock on the tv

  • @SoulSilver.
    @SoulSilver. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    It’s impossible to say “sofa” then “king” then “stupid”, in 2 seconds

    • @jamieener1778
      @jamieener1778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Aaaaaaand I'm stupid. Nice trick. Got me. Haha. Round of applause.

    • @SoulSilver.
      @SoulSilver. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jamie Ener lol thx

    • @chickenlord9873
      @chickenlord9873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why who are you boi why

    • @UltraGoku1662
      @UltraGoku1662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't get it.

    • @xxlethesxwingsxx2340
      @xxlethesxwingsxx2340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Ultra Goku
      “So fucking stupid.”

  • @farismallah5740
    @farismallah5740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    2:40 “I curled my arms into my arm pits crouched down and walked sideways like a crab/harambe the drug dealer said something about *aliens* and *arabic coffee*” the Arabic coffee part made me wheeze omg

  • @BeelAki
    @BeelAki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:45 the dude's reply cracked me up 😂😂😂

  • @scottmckay7800
    @scottmckay7800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:09 when you actually pay attention to the textbooks at school and you show off by saying all of it at once to your tracher

  • @ramaa6064
    @ramaa6064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +777

    Gonna sticky-sticky-stick ya.

    • @Ambear_
      @Ambear_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣

    • @17krust13
      @17krust13 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't get it. What does it mean?

    • @joaonunes7783
      @joaonunes7783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stiffy Stiffy huh.

    • @moonflowerpalace3872
      @moonflowerpalace3872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think it's another word for "forcing something sharp into flesh".

    • @17krust13
      @17krust13 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@moonflowerpalace3872 That's what crazy girls are about?

  • @McDnyss
    @McDnyss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    6:30, I've read somewhere that when keeping eye contact you should look at right eye > left eye > nose > repeat for the "sparkling effect"

    • @michaelfapgod4598
      @michaelfapgod4598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      You know how fucking retarded that will look if your eyes are moving alot. You'll look so insane

    • @kade3788
      @kade3788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I do this subconsciously and is why I get complements on my eyes more than anything else

    • @patricktumaliuan744
      @patricktumaliuan744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@michaelfapgod4598 like 30 seconds each idiot

    • @trippyy2767
      @trippyy2767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@michaelfapgod4598 Unless they got a foot long face, you don't gotta move your eyes much.

    • @michaelfapgod4598
      @michaelfapgod4598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@trippyy2767 That's fucking terrifying to imagine. Thanks, I hate it

  • @nakkilama
    @nakkilama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "i'm gonna sticky sticky stick ya" 😂😂😂😂😂 i'm actually laughing my ass off

  • @CoasterFish
    @CoasterFish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That one about the pain actually makes sense to me. For example, when my leg was really stiff and hurt if I stretched it out, I wouldn’t be hurt by it, it was just normal. When the pain started to go away, my leg felt weird and almost unnatural. I kinda wanted it back

  • @luckey_mathur
    @luckey_mathur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    "Got your nose" what kind of age group are you trying to pick up?

    • @reichtanglevictor1694
      @reichtanglevictor1694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      the one that gets you killed in jail

    • @Gingergent07
      @Gingergent07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yeah...idk why this made it in the video, it's stupid.

    • @ghostfox13
      @ghostfox13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@Gingergent07 its a satirical comment, your snide remarks and highminded attitude make me think you've never seen the movie joker.

    • @Gingergent07
      @Gingergent07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ghostfox13 jack 2tothewhogivesacrap says what? Who gives a crap. Bye.

    • @ghostfox13
      @ghostfox13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Gingergent07 i rustled your jimmies didnt i you still a lil ass boi stand down

  • @blowdriedcow868
    @blowdriedcow868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    My uncle taught me this:
    If talking to someone and both of you are keeping eye contact, flicker your eyes either behind them or to the side of them a couple of times (2-6 should do it) in a span of 3 seconds after each other. 95% of the time their eyes will flicker to the side or they’ll turn their head to look behind them.
    Also- If someone is staring at you, or having a conversation with you, stare directly at their forehead whilst speaking, meeting their gaze for about a second before looking back at their forehead. It’ll drive them mad

    • @michaelalafin4706
      @michaelalafin4706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao facts, I'll keep rubbing my forehead

    • @grandoldsoul4691
      @grandoldsoul4691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      girl i use to workwith would always look at my forehead. wtf lol. i asked why she said IDK LOOL

    • @aia1190
      @aia1190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      My siblings and I used to do the forehead thing to my sister, the more people you can get to do it the more mad it drives them lol she’d periodically swipe or tap her forehead and get paranoid

    • @tredub21
      @tredub21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If you want to show someone you’re listening to then though, make a triangle using your eyes by looking at the left eye, right eye, and there mouth 💯 but if you’re trying to leave a conversation make a triangle with there left eye , right eye , and their forehead, the brain subconsciously makes them uncomfortable and makes them want to leave the conversation easier

    • @YoureRightIThink
      @YoureRightIThink 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@tredub21 maybe because in that order it will seem you're rolling your eyes

  • @Ice.muffin
    @Ice.muffin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:40 I laughed so hard at this text I almost felt like puking... started drooling too, I can't remember the last time I found something so unorthodoxically hilarious xD.

  • @fnln1913
    @fnln1913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Being in the Marine Corps, I learned that first trick real quick. If you don't look at officers you don't have to salute, if you don't look at higher ranks of enlisted, you don't have to worry about messing up the greeting of the day. For junior Marines reading this about to hit the fleet, looking at the ground is an obvious sign you are avoiding the higher ranks, they will fuck with you for this. Just look straight ahead at your destination with confidence as if you didn't notice them, they'll either not say anything or full on blast you. If they blast you jut say "my apologies, *greeting of the day*"

    • @redacted144
      @redacted144 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you walk confident while (pretending) not notice them, most of the time they will think you have assignment from higher officer.
      The blasters are just looking for attention and go on after received it.

  • @yesyesy8793
    @yesyesy8793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    I think the people pretending to be crazy are crazier than the actual "crazy" people.

    • @botelladeaguamediollena4885
      @botelladeaguamediollena4885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Denise Christie Woah bro, you just posted cringe

    • @youknowwho6034
      @youknowwho6034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@botelladeaguamediollena4885 The internet consists of cringe.

    • @sambhavi779
      @sambhavi779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's genius, actually!

    • @Ayasa.
      @Ayasa. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Denise Christie this is one of the most cringy comments I've ever seen

    • @botelladeaguamediollena4885
      @botelladeaguamediollena4885 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Denise Christie You’re a joke. LOL
      (seriously though, stop ending every comment with “lol”)

  • @funnyteacherman
    @funnyteacherman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    7:07 For the eye contact thing, don't overdo it or be too intense/focused. My therapist has informed me that using my full power as a level 100 eye contact wizard tends to freak people out.

    • @zachrorke9046
      @zachrorke9046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alpha mode... its interesting to watch other men unable to look at you in the face and speak at the same time. They are constantly shifting their view.

    • @uMaud
      @uMaud 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zachrorke9046
      I barely ever look at people in the eye when I talk to them either. Not because they specifically impress me, but I accidentally end up spending more energy observing their expressions and their eyes than pondering over what's being said. It makes me feel a bit invasive and makes it easier for others to read through me too and potentially manipulate me.

  • @zqxx9129
    @zqxx9129 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:26 it definitely works. Been doing that for a long time, sometimes without even noticing and they never suspect

  • @matthewmeuleman3369
    @matthewmeuleman3369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For someone with hiccups, ask them to think of what colour a random number is. The number should be at least double digits and preferably a prime number. If the content of the question is too simple, reaching the answer is more simple, you want enough complexity that the individual manually over-rides the hiccups via shifting their focus momentarily.

  • @tiffanyvi8012
    @tiffanyvi8012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1385

    “Sixty percent of the time it works Every time”
    I don’t think that’s how sixty percent works

    • @Oddie99000
      @Oddie99000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Tiffany Vi 100% of 60% is 60% so it checks out

    • @Lorenna1234
      @Lorenna1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      That's exactly how it works.
      Also, it's a line from a movie.

    • @samphilo5035
      @samphilo5035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It’s from anchorman

    • @SerendipitousProvidence
      @SerendipitousProvidence 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Solution,
      100% of 60% = 100/100 * 60 = 1 * 60 = 60%.
      Hence proved.

    • @natebass
      @natebass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well yes . . . but actually no

  • @BreakingBreadcrumbs
    @BreakingBreadcrumbs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    1:10 my great aunt scared off a thief by repeatedly telling them to shoot her

    • @rafael-bb2tn
      @rafael-bb2tn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😳

    • @botcheek482
      @botcheek482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      teleport teleport if they are low enough they will actually shoot you, not a great trick to use.

    • @shakeyobooty9465
      @shakeyobooty9465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@botcheek482 Exactly. Most of all if they're panicking and you just keep telling them that, not to mention if you're saying it with confidence, they'll most likely do it even if they didn't intend to

    • @LarsOfTheMohicans
      @LarsOfTheMohicans 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      A minor celebrity in a sporting field had a guy stick a handgun right in his mouth, threatening to shoot. Guy began laughing like a possessed lunatic. Would-be shooter freaked out and departed in a hurry.

    • @seairhasheridan3110
      @seairhasheridan3110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@shakeyobooty9465 what if you make yourself cry and sound desperately and hoplessly suicidal? 😂

  • @X-UP-and-DOWN-X
    @X-UP-and-DOWN-X 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If you watch up until 8:08, you’ll realize how savage 8:08 actually is. Lmao 😂

  • @djmace9029
    @djmace9029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Nobody:
    Me: *Sharply turns sideways, looks at elbow, crab walks out of the room while screaming that I got someone’s nose*

  • @FireFly-ql1kk
    @FireFly-ql1kk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +836

    Bruh the right to left doesn't work if you read manga

  • @Nerobyrne
    @Nerobyrne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    "Needless to say there is a high crime rate around the university center".
    Well, I see we're in USA.

    • @anioku_4375
      @anioku_4375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Well I mean, it said say it was Ohio
      Cleveland has some pretty fucked shit going on a lot of the time.

  • @flario12
    @flario12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    11:00 pain is enevitable but suffering is optional

  • @Glostahdude
    @Glostahdude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That guy with the “eye trick” at start…. Absolutely correct! I do the same thing and I never get bumped into or have an awkward dance lol….. of course it helps being 6’4” and 285 pounds!

  • @wcotton
    @wcotton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    6:00 "60% of the time it works every time." Huh?

    • @spartanaman44
      @spartanaman44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Time for you to watch Anchorman, the legend of Ron Burgundy

    • @Harkz0r
      @Harkz0r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “That doesn’t make sense.”

    • @brocowsci
      @brocowsci 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its an oxymoron

    • @brocowsci
      @brocowsci 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Harkz0r it means that out of 60% 100% of the 60% it works aka an oxymoron

    • @dabossman5650
      @dabossman5650 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      brocowsci No it’s not 60% of the time it works every time and Da Rest 40% eitHer never Sometimes or mostly

  • @jisooseyelashes266
    @jisooseyelashes266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +761

    Can you start including the links to the threads? It would be really helpful

    • @1amieosia
      @1amieosia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That would be a lot of work though I think...

    • @-butterfly-594
      @-butterfly-594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@1amieosia lol, it's less work than even just putting this video together, and you know that these videos take no effort.

    • @Hanzo1
      @Hanzo1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@1amieosia Its literally 2 taps on your phone/computer to get the link and another 2 taps to paste it into the descriptiom

    • @ahhhhhh8493
      @ahhhhhh8493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I don't think they would because do you see the miniscule amount of effort it takes to churn these videos out? I mean there's gotta be at least 15 different channel that have the exact same format and exact same robot text to speech voice

    • @HERO-ln5sj
      @HERO-ln5sj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@ahhhhhh8493 There are, but it's more convenient because you can do something else while watching. That's why these videos are popular, kinda like an audiobook version of reddit threads.

  • @brunolovivo3942
    @brunolovivo3942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:10 i sometimes borrow my friends gym cards to go to their gym for various purposes. Whenever a staff member looks at me i give him the nod as to seem confident

  • @Elysium346
    @Elysium346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Here is a good one, If you want to confirm that someone follows what you are explaining, but want them to be more specific instead of saying "yes or no" then a good tactic is to just not complete your sentence at an appropriate moment and have your tone of voice and facial expression indicate that you want the other person to finish it. Its a common tactic teachers use.
    Person 1: "The Dunning-Kruger effect is -- *gives you indications to complete my sentence"
    Person 2: " yea I know, its the *** *** ***"
    Person 1: "precisely, and it implies that... *conversation continues*"
    It can add an interesting dynamic to conversation, if done right, because the other person gets opportunities to talk, despite them not doing the bulk of the explaining.
    Don't overdo it though, that could annoy some people. Just every once in a while at key milestones in a discussion.