dude one time i had someone i could just telll he was scoping me probly bout to jack me anyways we were walking on 2 different streeets goin along with an open view so wed see eachother anyways i see him comin so i stop watch him go and hes acting sketchy slowing down stopping 2 so then i pretend to go left and isay fuck it ( i always got a knife on me anyways) i just flanked him walking rapidly towards him he froze and turned n went the other way lol its a millitary tactic tho you just flank when youre in deepshit as a last resort sometimes the best defense is an offense
I hope this doesn’t get buried. If someone is “faking” a neck injury, do NOT ask them a yes or no question. If the injury happens to be real, you will only make it worse. People tend to nod/shake their head with real injuries too. This is possibly one of the worst advices i’ve ever heard in my life.
That was my first thought. If you’re a paramedic and you’re trying to determine if someone is faking or not- don’t. Get them where they’re going and let a doctor or otherwise qualified medical professional make that determination.
@@lamp6798 got more than you'll ever have and I can use your shit logic Hey you ever commit home invasion with intent to do great bodily harm grow a pair before you speak I don't upload my face and personal details online cause that's how you get robbed dip stick
Imagine your trying to rob someone and they start acting crazy and say "I'm gonna sticky sticky stick ya." And you laugh and be like "oh you saw that video too." and stab them.
That's exactly what I was worrying except with the first example. I was like "so I'm gonna crab walk and act like a monkey while shoutimg obscenities" And then I was like "oh no, but what if they saw this, too! I will die.
Yeah, but imagine you're actually trying to live some aspect of your real life based on some stupid shit you saw on a TH-cam automated voice read-out of a Reddit thread. Holy Jesus, that would be bad.
If someone bites you, ask them a question like "Why are you biting me?" Sometimes they'll answer you and they just might open their mouth enough for you to pull your hand out. This usually works best on children, persons with dementia, intoxicated persons, and/or patients on anesthesia.
If they still won't let go, pinch their nostrils shut. Voluntarily letting go, and passing out through lack of oxygen, have the same end result. Works on dogs, too!
Well, in my past I did something that me and my friends call the NUT NUT. Since I am stupid, I put my arms in between the area below the knee so a little bit of my hands are sticking out. And I start running and screaming NUT NUT in the school yard. Best days of my life.
I've always done the nodding thing when someone was/is presenting because I know how much it can suck, and when I do this they almost always end up alternating between looking at the wall and at me, and seem to feel more comfortable. I love seeing the subtle confidence boost in the way they speak or meet my eye when I nod and smile encouragingly at them. Please always do this for people presenting, especially when they're noticeably nervous, it makes them feel 10x better.
I agree to this. Happens almost every time if you're acting like what they say is interesting to you. Even people who don't get along with me and vice versa will get a confidence boost if they see me nodding along with them. It's nice
Yeah. I do this everytime and 10/10 they always look at me the most for approval and confidence so I'm glad I could help them. It's nerve-racking up there when you are presenting something, so it's nice seeing people nodding, listening along and smiling so I do the same everytime and I can see how they AT LEAST get way less nervous than they were before
All I can think of is the scene in anger management when the doctor tells him to talk to the beautiful woman at the bar, the doctor smiling ear to ear all crazy looking nodding his head up and down.
If you ever get involved in an argument or a fight and want to intimidate your opponent, simply look them in the eyes, slowly begin walking towards while flailing your arms all over the place and scream "HAMBONING". Works 99% percent of the time.
@@tarodoom2794 Its simple. Just pull out the steel and point it at their fore head. Look them in the eyes and laugh. If they do not show no emotions then that person is a psychopath. Sociopaths would usually show some type of fear.
I’m doing something like a trick to check out if someone is watching me when I’m in the bus. If I feel like someone is watching me I first look outside for a bit, still having them in the corner of my eye to see what they are doing. Then I suddenly look at a place really close to their head/eyes, like the seat they’re sitting on or right above their head. If they have been watching me they quickly turn their head away in order to avoid eye contact. Isn’t really useful but I find their reactions funny, trying to look anywhere but in my direction. If they’re just zoomed out they will keep looking tho.
3:20 Another way to do this is to carry a fork with you then when someone's following you...you face them,take the fork out of your pocket then yell"LORD THANK YOU FOR THIS MEAL I'M ABOUT TO HAVE!"then charge at them
Me: hears a random noise in my room My mum walks in: Hannah wtf Me: laughing maniacally doing a dance on the floor talking about how bed sheets are going to kill everyone
I did the eye contact thingy in a job interview and the interviewer mentioned that it's good that I'm confident and I look enthusiastic and started giving me positive feedbacks even though I didnt even know what I am saying out there lmao Ps: I passed the interview xD
Speaking of jobs I got a good one for sick calls. I only use this when I'm actually sick because even if you are they don't believe you. Unless you have a cool boss (kind of an oxymoron) they're all guilt trips anyway. So all you do is flip the trip, and I don't feel the least bit bad about it. You're sick so you're already supposed to sound pathetic. Just be apologetic even though it's not really your fault, and they'll usually take pity on you. No matter what though don't get offended because they'll automatically think you're full of shit. As much as it does piss me off I'm sick so I probably shouldn't get riled up anyway. I get that you'd like me to come in, but all it will do is make you have to deal with more of these. Let me quarantine myself, and I'll see you on the other side. I don't recommend you do this all the time though because they'll see right through it. Bosses seem to think they have the unnatural ability of being able to diagnose people over the phone. If that's the case, then why aren't you stay at home doctor?
i think i trick to switch from each eye is to hold eye contact but look away or at something every 3 seconds or every 6 so it doesnt get to intense and as you look away switch eyes.
“Aye yo Benny, met this weird guy today” “Oh yea? What happened?” “So I asked him if she wanted to make money and he said nah, so I follow him and he gets into this crab dance thing screaming about Arabic coffee and aliens...” “Did ya run, guys seems wack” “No, didn’t finish the story yet” “Oh sorry continue.” “So anyways I started blasting...”
My friend lives in a shady town and she has to walk alone home every night so what she always does is wear all black and she puts her hood on and looks at the ground while she walks. When someone is following her looking at her she makes a creepy grin at them and slowly reaches towards her pocket. No body has ever stuck around long enough to know she's a normal girl and there's nothing in her pocket. Good trick and its never failed on her before, just don't get arrested for nothing
I've done the act crazy thing before, when I knew I was being followed at night by a not-so-subtle ned/chav. Being a bit of a classical history geek and having a prosthetic eye, I decided to envoke my inner-, creepy-Prometheus. While walking at a steady pace, I stopped dead, turned around, and with a look of fear/panic/incredulity, looked straight at him and said "Zeus? Father?... Please don't take my liver again" I tilted my head a little, slowly slid my eye out and held it straight out to him, between my thumb and index finger. Putting on my best creepy smile, I said "I offer you this as a sacrifice". The wee idiot's expression was priceless! A combination of WTF and 'I'm about to spew up'. The road was quiet, and not taking his eye off me (no pun intended), he started to slowly cross over to the other side. When he got about half way across, he turned and jogged slightly the rest of the way and down a side street. As he was crossing, I called out to him, saying "The angels are with me" - a line that I had heard a schizophrenic woman say on the bus that genuinely put a chill down my spine. It seemed appropriate to use in this encounter, and needless to say, I didn't see the wee numpty again.
I can only imagine this guy that was following you making a post on Reddit about most crazy and scary encounters and telling everyone about you lol I applaud you
This is a trick I learned in college: If someone is acting mean to you, bullying you, or being unkind. A subtle way to make them feel uncomfortable is to look at their forehead between their eyebrows. For some reason, this REALLY unsettles people and makes them extremely self conscious and uncomfortable. This worked for me a few times and it was nice.
That "acting crazy thing" works sometimes. I almost got mugged walking to my apartment once. Some dude was following me for about a block, so I walked into the light of one of the lampposts and stopped. I turned around slighty, smiled at him and said "You're not the first person to try this". He stopped dead in his tracks and stared at me. I didnt break eye contact with him and kept grinning ear to ear like an idiot. Somehow he didnt realize I was bluffing and turned around. Needless to say I dont walk home anymore, but I was surprised that it worked. Probably wouldnt have if he had a gun though.
@@duck-ss6pt If you ask someone if their parents know they are gay and they reply no, it basically means that they are homosexual and their parents don't know. The better response would be "I'm not gay though."
Here's another one everybody: during a conversation, whenever someone forgets what they were about to say, start reminding them the topics you were discussing as headlines starting from the latest one and going backwards. Ask them to do the same for you if you're stuck. You will be surprised :)
Everytime there is someone doing a presentation in my class, I always make sure to let them know that I am listening and interested in what they're saying by leaning slightly forward and look interested then nod in approval occasionally. This usually boosts their confidence level and they seem to talk much better.
Thats nice, tho sometimes it might do the opposite xD .. Like they get nervous because someone is listening so they get pressured or something.. And im one of them, sometimes I prefer everyone not listening so I wont really need to care about the presentation
@@yujinarukunnn7222 Well, I believe this is more catered to people who care about their presentation. I have to do a good amount of these, and I got to say it does make me feel better when people seem to be listening.
I have one So if a conversation is dying down and you want to leave just literally say what time it is and say you have to go. They’re will assume you have plans or something important but they won’t get mad because you used all your time you could with them.
Saying “your next line is...” Immediately shocks your opponent, causing a moment of distraction, allowing you to hit them with an overdrive of Hamon. It’s a good mind trick. Works every time.
The one about putting things out of place to remember something works perfectly everytime, but it has to be stupidly out of place like: shampoo bottle on the ground by the door, or a chair on the couch, or a phone charger on the fridge handle
Teacher here. Told my students about an experiment where someone implanted a false memory to a test group (something about going to Disneyland and meet Daffy Duck (a WB character) when they hadn't). After telling the class the story, I asked them if anyone realized the false memory I had implanted into them over the course of the year. Cue absolute carnage! Paranoia, doubt about events (Did we do this?), comparing memories etc. etc. Twist: I did NOTHING to them! It was entertaining to watch them suffer, constantly coming up to me to ask if such and such was the false memory... nope!
An addition to the "walk confidently into a place and nobody will question you" thing - some people will probably know this, but nobody ever questions a pizza delivery. Need to get backstage to a concert? Grab an empty pizza box and just walk in there. Works with relative ease, as long as it isn't a venue where they have catering.
If you really want this to work, throw the empty box into a warm oven immediately before trying your ruse. Fun fact: the "pizza smell" doesn't come from the pizza cooking, it comes from the cardboard boxes that pizza shops put on the oven to keep warm.
8:25 using that technique me n my friend spent a lovely morning at the most expensive hotel in Guangzhou, including free coffee, pastries and taking photos on the pool (which if im not mistaken was on floor 69, nice). Being foreginers helped a lot too, but looking confident could get you in many places there
When you act crazy to avoid getting robbed, but accidentally kill three guys on a subway while laughing and start a movement for all poor people in the city. Edit: if you don’t understand this comment it’s ok...you wouldn’t get it.
The dude with the Revelation about pain is exactly right. Pain is actually a gift and when you get to that point, the gift arrives. Also, joking, cursing, and yelling helps a lot, too.
2:40 “I curled my arms into my arm pits crouched down and walked sideways like a crab/harambe the drug dealer said something about *aliens* and *arabic coffee*” the Arabic coffee part made me wheeze omg
8:12 I can confirm I was at my high school on the last day before winter break. Anyways I really wanted to read this book before going home because I know I'm gonna be bored and we were going to the country were theres no wifi. So before heading out to my bus I head to the library, the librarian isnt their but some school staff lady was. Now I didnt want to risk getting the book and going to her and have her say something like "I'm sorry sweetie I dont know how to check out books" and have to leave without the damn book. So instead I go all the way back of the library. Find the book and shove it in my back pack and walk out. Well to my bad luck since the book wasnt scanned, It triggered a small alarm when I crossed the door that everybody in the library could hear, In my mind I fucking panicked since I didnt want to be charged with robbery or something. But on the outside I just walked out with a straight face without giving two fucks and the staff lady never went after me.
@@tejaswoman nah I returned it 2 weeks later after winter break. Librarian kinda not happy especially since she asked me if I needed more books to read a couple days earlier, but I told her I didn't. I thought I didn't but turns out I'm a fast reader lol.
Guy follwed me once cursing at me and remembered seeing this, i turned towards him scrunched my face up and started jumping up and down screaming IM MELTING ....i got shot
I'll take "shit that never happened" for 500, Alex. *Daily Double sound effect* Alex: Looks like it's the DAILY DOUBLE! Me: YES! Alex: Here's the answer: This person boldly claimed in a TH-cam comment that they got shot by someone when acting crazy. Me: Who is RσƁxƝιƓнƬ ? Alex: Correct.
Weirdly. My theraphist said just always smile at others. And other will smile back at you. I did it on the strangers i passed by and it actually works.
My uncle taught me this: If talking to someone and both of you are keeping eye contact, flicker your eyes either behind them or to the side of them a couple of times (2-6 should do it) in a span of 3 seconds after each other. 95% of the time their eyes will flicker to the side or they’ll turn their head to look behind them. Also- If someone is staring at you, or having a conversation with you, stare directly at their forehead whilst speaking, meeting their gaze for about a second before looking back at their forehead. It’ll drive them mad
My siblings and I used to do the forehead thing to my sister, the more people you can get to do it the more mad it drives them lol she’d periodically swipe or tap her forehead and get paranoid
If you want to show someone you’re listening to then though, make a triangle using your eyes by looking at the left eye, right eye, and there mouth 💯 but if you’re trying to leave a conversation make a triangle with there left eye , right eye , and their forehead, the brain subconsciously makes them uncomfortable and makes them want to leave the conversation easier
@@botcheek482 Exactly. Most of all if they're panicking and you just keep telling them that, not to mention if you're saying it with confidence, they'll most likely do it even if they didn't intend to
A minor celebrity in a sporting field had a guy stick a handgun right in his mouth, threatening to shoot. Guy began laughing like a possessed lunatic. Would-be shooter freaked out and departed in a hurry.
I'm a cop. I carry a fitted mouthpiece. Anytime someone says they're going to fight me, beat me up, etc, I smile, say alright, put the mouthpiece in and crack my knuckles. I haven't had any takers yet.
7:07 For the eye contact thing, don't overdo it or be too intense/focused. My therapist has informed me that using my full power as a level 100 eye contact wizard tends to freak people out.
Alpha mode... its interesting to watch other men unable to look at you in the face and speak at the same time. They are constantly shifting their view.
@@zachrorke9046 I barely ever look at people in the eye when I talk to them either. Not because they specifically impress me, but I accidentally end up spending more energy observing their expressions and their eyes than pondering over what's being said. It makes me feel a bit invasive and makes it easier for others to read through me too and potentially manipulate me.
I don't think they would because do you see the miniscule amount of effort it takes to churn these videos out? I mean there's gotta be at least 15 different channel that have the exact same format and exact same robot text to speech voice
@@ahhhhhh8493 There are, but it's more convenient because you can do something else while watching. That's why these videos are popular, kinda like an audiobook version of reddit threads.
9:00 absolutely true. I'm a debater and in crossfire I had no questions left, out of desperation I asked a super dumb question that I had no idea why I was asking, I saw my coach start nodding and somehow was able to make sense of it. Ran with the question, starting prodding at them, and eventually won the round because of it.
Also while debating if you say something random and your opponent gets confused, you should look exasperated and say, “How do you not get it?” And then offer an example based on whatever your original argument was and it should work so yeah
For the eye contact part I tend to look at different parts of the face so that it shows confidence and continued interest but doesn't make it weird to stare into their eyes the whole time
You can chalk this one up to the Placebo Effect, but it works for me! Whenever I’m walking in freezing weather, I say to myself quietly, “I’m warm in my head, my brain isn’t cold at all in there.” Even if my hands are tingling from the cold, I stop shivering and feel warmer.
I think as long as you believe you are good looking you should appear more attractive. You'll stand or sit up straighter, walk with confidence, smile more, etc... Unless you are hideous it should work. Even a below average can appear attractive if they boast confidence. (This is purely on looks. People can also appear more attractive if you get to know their personality...if it's a good one.)
Prometh With Codeine SEXISM AGAIN WHY ALWAYS BRING UP THE « women are superficial » WHEN IT’S NOT THE SUBJECT. Women will go out with ugly guys if they have a good personnality but men won’t lol you’re just pressed you’re ugly AND have a bad personnality
When you are supposed to actively listen to someone (e.g. a friend or an interesting person at a bar or your boss) but your brain is almost in passive mode: Just try to catch one sentence every now and then, rephrase that sentence and ask a question related to that sentence. People, especially girls, start to think that you´re a good listener. Also works when you´re a therapist that has a shitty day or an annoying client.
Them: So i went to the park earlier to try and clear my head because as you know my mother died last week and its been eating me up inside, i'm feeling like ending it all :( Me: you went to the the park down the road? That must have been fun do they still have that big slide? :D
0:43 this is what I've always thought you should do, make your eyes as wide open and narrow as possible to appear crazy and just start charging at them
That's interesting. It only works for me when I have a lot of pain, and not small amounts. It's neat to know that different people experience this trick differently.
A few freebies: -People can "hear" smiles over the phone, the change in mouth shape adds a minor inflection to your speech that can be picked up subconsciously from the other end of the phone -Telling yourself, out loud, "I'm excited!" a few times can help with panic attacks, you can actually convince yourself you're not panicking, that' you're just super stoked. -Like the previous one, repeatedly hyping yourself up daily can actually improve your mental state; if you can convince yourself you're a god, you'll feel like one. Also, for the "focus on the pain makes it go away thing", this was advice my mother gave me when I broke a bone, she'd used the same technique to give birth to me, drug-free. She described it as "imagine pain as a room. you walk into the middle of that room and sit down. accept that is where you are."
Fear actually elevates pain I think. Like if your ear gets cut off, obviously it hurts, but the panic you feel from the thought of not having your ear anymore makes the pain worse. I believe this is why children cry when they get small scrapes and adults don’t. Might be because of the fear rather than the pain itself.
The one at 10:15 reminds me of what I do to see if someone's staring at me: I just stare thoughfully at a blank spot on the wall, and if they whirl around to look at whatever it is I'm looking at, then I've caught them lol
If someone or (a group of people)are coming toward you walk slowly then they’ll make a path for you Also, if you want to predict what move somebody will make in a game of “rock paper scissors” ask your opponent what color their shirt is then 9 times out 10 they’re going to throw scissors.( I’ve tried both of these and they work also, used them in everyday life when it comes in handy! )
Everybody gangsta till the crazy girl starts dancing and saying shes gonna sticky sticky stick ya
I'd piss bolt out of there too truthfully, even if my car was down there.
@@stevetreloar6602 lmao even if my car was down there
dude one time i had someone i could just telll he was scoping me probly bout to jack me anyways we were walking on 2 different streeets goin along with an open view so wed see eachother anyways i see him comin so i stop watch him go and hes acting sketchy slowing down stopping 2 so then i pretend to go left and isay fuck it ( i always got a knife on me anyways) i just flanked him walking rapidly towards him he froze and turned n went the other way lol its a millitary tactic tho you just flank when youre in deepshit as a last resort sometimes the best defense is an offense
yea then she becomes part of the mee too movement. tryin to be cuteida said game on with a smile >:)
To be honest, you will only have a higher chance in getting shot
Honestly, I could watch a whole video of stories of ppl acting insane to scare off criminals.
@Duck Soup Thats beautiful
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I hope this doesn’t get buried. If someone is “faking” a neck injury, do NOT ask them a yes or no question. If the injury happens to be real, you will only make it worse. People tend to nod/shake their head with real injuries too. This is possibly one of the worst advices i’ve ever heard in my life.
This got buried and yeah when I first heard this i was like how
Oh this isn’t buried for me it was first comment
i don't get it
That was my first thought. If you’re a paramedic and you’re trying to determine if someone is faking or not- don’t. Get them where they’re going and let a doctor or otherwise qualified medical professional make that determination.
@@lilcinnamonroll9577 if a person is asked a yes or no question, they are likely to nod yes or no, which would be bad if you have an injured neck.
*crush walks by*
Me: act normal
Also me: walking in a gorilla crab style and screaming about arabic coffee and aliens.
jack master says the person who doesn’t have enough balls to show their face in their profile picture. Grow a pair before you talk
@@jackmaster3134 her forehead doesn't even look big????
@@lamp6798 got more than you'll ever have and I can use your shit logic
Hey you ever commit home invasion with intent to do great bodily harm grow a pair before you speak
I don't upload my face and personal details online cause that's how you get robbed dip stick
Y’all deadass don’t know to act insane vs a threat?
jack master LMAO HER FOREHEAD AINT EVEN BIG U FUCK
Everybody gangsta till you get your arabic coffee stolen
LmaO
CuBiN IS WHeRe ITs At
😂
Chopped Snot by aliens nonetheless
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Imagine your trying to rob someone and they start acting crazy and say "I'm gonna sticky sticky stick ya." And you laugh and be like "oh you saw that video too." and stab them.
The fuk 😂😂😂
That's exactly what I was worrying except with the first example. I was like "so I'm gonna crab walk and act like a monkey while shoutimg obscenities" And then I was like "oh no, but what if they saw this, too! I will die.
Yeah, but imagine you're actually trying to live some aspect of your real life based on some stupid shit you saw on a TH-cam automated voice read-out of a Reddit thread. Holy Jesus, that would be bad.
@@LeatherCladVegan It doesn't matter where it came from or how it's presented. Information is still information.
@@donalddarko5807 I agree with the principle.
60% of the time it works every time
He's definitely a salesman
Black Panther yep, D E F I A N T L Y, dude you need to watch YGS
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes
:(
Thats defiant
But how defiant is this salesman?
”’You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take
- Wayne Gretzky’ --Michael Scott”
“Oh hey you dropped your wa-“
“I’m gonna sticky sticky stick ya”
“Cool cool cool cool cool cool”
😂😂😂
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Im gonna keep going until you guys chime in
Nine-nine!
Nine-nine!
Holt: Sergeant Jeffords, a word?
Jake: WHAT IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE!?
If someone bites you, ask them a question like "Why are you biting me?" Sometimes they'll answer you and they just might open their mouth enough for you to pull your hand out. This usually works best on children, persons with dementia, intoxicated persons, and/or patients on anesthesia.
**ponders what persons not on this list would **_possibly_** be biting me**
Also works for while she biting the diugh
Or smash their skull with a hammer, easier solution and works 101% of the time
If they still won't let go, pinch their nostrils shut. Voluntarily letting go, and passing out through lack of oxygen, have the same end result.
Works on dogs, too!
This is really good advice
I laughed too hard at the gorilla one lmaoo
Libby
"gonna sticky-sticky-stick ya" i lost it here too 😂😂
Im the 69th like 😂👌
Well, in my past I did something that me and my friends call the NUT NUT. Since I am stupid, I put my arms in between the area below the knee so a little bit of my hands are sticking out. And I start running and screaming NUT NUT in the school yard. Best days of my life.
Same
me too 😂
“Gonna sticky-sticky-stick ya” LMFAOO
What the fuck does that even mean? XD
@@captaincookie6460 Some people say stab, some people say stick or prick
Captain Cookie that’s the point
bruh that caught me off guard
I imagine she said it in a Scottish accent
I've always done the nodding thing when someone was/is presenting because I know how much it can suck, and when I do this they almost always end up alternating between looking at the wall and at me, and seem to feel more comfortable. I love seeing the subtle confidence boost in the way they speak or meet my eye when I nod and smile encouragingly at them. Please always do this for people presenting, especially when they're noticeably nervous, it makes them feel 10x better.
I agree to this. Happens almost every time if you're acting like what they say is interesting to you. Even people who don't get along with me and vice versa will get a confidence boost if they see me nodding along with them. It's nice
Yeah. I do this everytime and 10/10 they always look at me the most for approval and confidence so I'm glad I could help them. It's nerve-racking up there when you are presenting something, so it's nice seeing people nodding, listening along and smiling so I do the same everytime and I can see how they AT LEAST get way less nervous than they were before
All I can think of is the scene in anger management when the doctor tells him to talk to the beautiful woman at the bar, the doctor smiling ear to ear all crazy looking nodding his head up and down.
*shady guys following me*
Three choices
1. Gorilla noises
2.run
3. Demon screeches
Elinor Perkins Why not all three?
4. All of the above
how about “sticky sticky stick ya”? trust me it works
@@errasaheedah7773 gunga ginga ooooga oggga ginga gonga
That poor guy trying to ask for directions and ends up running on a gorilla girl😭😂
my crush: *walks by*
me: “i’m gonna sticky sticky stick ya”
imagine if she actually noticed and started dating you because of that
Josuke the Stando user i’ll try it next time lol
@@livmarotta best of luck my dood
Liv Marotta Did it work? If a guy said that I’d date him lol
Erem Yup confirmed I now have a girlfriend
"Gonna sticky sticky stick ya."
Meanwhile, the guy who parked next to her and also looking for his car: "Nope, I can find my car later."
i just love how at 8:02 they say everything that we have learned in this video
Same omggg hilarious
when did we learn about stroking penises?
Self-taught?
It's absolutely marvelous
@@ploopy45 im dead 😂😂😂😂
I lost my shit when he said "Aliens and Arabic Coffee"
EDIT: Thx so much for the likes :D
X2 😂😂😂😂😂
THE ALIENS STOLE ALL THE FUCKING ARABIC COFFEE
Yeah that was so freaking funny, gorillacrab style xD
Me too man! I fucking died out of laughter
@@hoovyzepoot hhhhhh LET'S GET IT BACKKKK
If you ever get involved in an argument or a fight and want to intimidate your opponent, simply look them in the eyes, slowly begin walking towards while flailing your arms all over the place and scream "HAMBONING".
Works 99% percent of the time.
or just pull out a gun, that can be intimidating too
I would shit myself if I saw what I’m picturing from this comment approaching me
That other 1%, tho, gotta watch out for them.
Hamboning? Why is it intimidating?
@@HealthyDebatesLoverHambonimg will save your life some day. You'll be like "What? You trynna mug me?" I'm telling you dude, hamboning!"
imagine you’re about to mug this person and they crouch down, start crab walking and shout about aliens and Arabic coffee
And then shits their pants
I would assume she is a retard, and would be glad. Because mugging her will be way easier now
@@shen1801 censor slurs jesus christ
@@shen1801 this is the only valid response
@@jude297 fuck
“Act crazier than them” if they have a gun you dead bro
Christian Rettig if they trying to mug you they won’t bother cos it relies upon the person being scared enough to comply
MR FREEZE-98 perhaps, but if you don’t have the gun in the situation you named it will make them kill you.
*pulls out rocket launcher*
Or just fall to the ground and start convulsing so it looks like you already have been shot. I feel like they would just get scared and leave.
@@tarodoom2794 Its simple. Just pull out the steel and point it at their fore head. Look them in the eyes and laugh. If they do not show no emotions then that person is a psychopath. Sociopaths would usually show some type of fear.
I’m doing something like a trick to check out if someone is watching me when I’m in the bus.
If I feel like someone is watching me I first look outside for a bit, still having them in the corner of my eye to see what they are doing. Then I suddenly look at a place really close to their head/eyes, like the seat they’re sitting on or right above their head. If they have been watching me they quickly turn their head away in order to avoid eye contact.
Isn’t really useful but I find their reactions funny, trying to look anywhere but in my direction.
If they’re just zoomed out they will keep looking tho.
3:20
Another way to do this is to carry a fork with you then when someone's following you...you face them,take the fork out of your pocket then yell"LORD THANK YOU FOR THIS MEAL I'M ABOUT TO HAVE!"then charge at them
Andy thepokemon Crawford 62 you stole that from tumblr lol
Lol
Andy thepokemon Crawford 62 That'll give 'em nightmares!
And if they have a gun on them....well
O Last name Then just don't get followed in America.
Easy way to tell fake unconsciousness...
Mention the eye needle
Omg 😂😂
Oh nooo
I HATE NEEDLES I WOULD START CRYING AIDHAJCUSFOSBOVSU
OMFG YES
*For the love of GOD, NOOOOO*
Me: hears a random noise in my room
My mum walks in: Hannah wtf
Me: laughing maniacally doing a dance on the floor talking about how bed sheets are going to kill everyone
I can't! 🤣🤣🤣🙏
Hannah wtf😂😂😭
Hannah wtf 💀💀💀
I did the eye contact thingy in a job interview and the interviewer mentioned that it's good that I'm confident and I look enthusiastic and started giving me positive feedbacks even though I didnt even know what I am saying out there lmao
Ps: I passed the interview xD
Nice! Good luck on your job!
congrats!!
Speaking of jobs I got a good one for sick calls. I only use this when I'm actually sick because even if you are they don't believe you. Unless you have a cool boss (kind of an oxymoron) they're all guilt trips anyway. So all you do is flip the trip, and I don't feel the least bit bad about it. You're sick so you're already supposed to sound pathetic. Just be apologetic even though it's not really your fault, and they'll usually take pity on you. No matter what though don't get offended because they'll automatically think you're full of shit. As much as it does piss me off I'm sick so I probably shouldn't get riled up anyway. I get that you'd like me to come in, but all it will do is make you have to deal with more of these. Let me quarantine myself, and I'll see you on the other side. I don't recommend you do this all the time though because they'll see right through it. Bosses seem to think they have the unnatural ability of being able to diagnose people over the phone. If that's the case, then why aren't you stay at home doctor?
i think i trick to switch from each eye is to hold eye contact but look away or at something every 3 seconds or every 6 so it doesnt get to intense and as you look away switch eyes.
@@grandoldsoul4691 3-6 seconds is too little, too little will make you look nervous
“Aye yo Benny, met this weird guy today”
“Oh yea? What happened?”
“So I asked him if she wanted to make money and he said nah, so I follow him and he gets into this crab dance thing screaming about Arabic coffee and aliens...”
“Did ya run, guys seems wack”
“No, didn’t finish the story yet”
“Oh sorry continue.”
“So anyways I started blasting...”
But what does Arabic coffee have to do with being creepy
the real creepy thing is that you said "she" once lol
Celestia Cloud that’s the point
I don't get the story
Sira ×2
My friend lives in a shady town and she has to walk alone home every night so what she always does is wear all black and she puts her hood on and looks at the ground while she walks. When someone is following her looking at her she makes a creepy grin at them and slowly reaches towards her pocket. No body has ever stuck around long enough to know she's a normal girl and there's nothing in her pocket. Good trick and its never failed on her before, just don't get arrested for nothing
tell your friend that I applaud her
10:40 “I’ve done this many many times” was written by hungry_hungry_hobo
oml😂😂
Name checks out ✔️
I've done the act crazy thing before, when I knew I was being followed at night by a not-so-subtle ned/chav. Being a bit of a classical history geek and having a prosthetic eye, I decided to envoke my inner-, creepy-Prometheus.
While walking at a steady pace, I stopped dead, turned around, and with a look of fear/panic/incredulity, looked straight at him and said "Zeus? Father?... Please don't take my liver again" I tilted my head a little, slowly slid my eye out and held it straight out to him, between my thumb and index finger. Putting on my best creepy smile, I said "I offer you this as a sacrifice".
The wee idiot's expression was priceless! A combination of WTF and 'I'm about to spew up'. The road was quiet, and not taking his eye off me (no pun intended), he started to slowly cross over to the other side. When he got about half way across, he turned and jogged slightly the rest of the way and down a side street.
As he was crossing, I called out to him, saying "The angels are with me" - a line that I had heard a schizophrenic woman say on the bus that genuinely put a chill down my spine. It seemed appropriate to use in this encounter, and needless to say, I didn't see the wee numpty again.
I can only imagine this guy that was following you making a post on Reddit about most crazy and scary encounters and telling everyone about you lol I applaud you
@@HART-sk3bz That would require him to progress beyond the use of crayons 😁
I love this!!
Da hell I freaking love imagining his face
I need more of these "acted crazy" stories, these are HILARIOUS 😭😭😭💀💀
This is a trick I learned in college:
If someone is acting mean to you, bullying you, or being unkind. A subtle way to make them feel uncomfortable is to look at their forehead between their eyebrows.
For some reason, this REALLY unsettles people and makes them extremely self conscious and uncomfortable. This worked for me a few times and it was nice.
That "acting crazy thing" works sometimes. I almost got mugged walking to my apartment once. Some dude was following me for about a block, so I walked into the light of one of the lampposts and stopped. I turned around slighty, smiled at him and said "You're not the first person to try this". He stopped dead in his tracks and stared at me. I didnt break eye contact with him and kept grinning ear to ear like an idiot. Somehow he didnt realize I was bluffing and turned around.
Needless to say I dont walk home anymore, but I was surprised that it worked. Probably wouldnt have if he had a gun though.
He woulda been like “damn hon well there’s a first time for everything “
Are you gay?: No
Do your parents know you’re gay?: No
So you are gay?
A simple spell but quite unbreakable.
Do your parents know u are gay? :
"No, but your dad knows"
Yes
I got suspended in 5th grade for asking a girl that 😂
Could someone explain this without whooshing me lol
@@duck-ss6pt If you ask someone if their parents know they are gay and they reply no, it basically means that they are homosexual and their parents don't know. The better response would be "I'm not gay though."
Here's another one everybody: during a conversation, whenever someone forgets what they were about to say, start reminding them the topics you were discussing as headlines starting from the latest one and going backwards. Ask them to do the same for you if you're stuck. You will be surprised :)
I do this
I do this too
I do this... When I'm actually paying attention😂
Well it seems like most of family can' t remember a conversation that happened 5 mins ago so yeah.
Hey mine too! Wait a minute...
Your brain will sometimes ignore the the second "the" in a sentance.
Your brain will always catch the the misspelling.
That error is bugging me
I found yore lol
Senpai Sonic well mine didnt lmao
@@beep7634 I said sometimes
Everytime there is someone doing a presentation in my class, I always make sure to let them know that I am listening and interested in what they're saying by leaning slightly forward and look interested then nod in approval occasionally. This usually boosts their confidence level and they seem to talk much better.
Thats nice, tho sometimes it might do the opposite xD .. Like they get nervous because someone is listening so they get pressured or something..
And im one of them, sometimes I prefer everyone not listening so I wont really need to care about the presentation
@@yujinarukunnn7222 Well, I believe this is more catered to people who care about their presentation. I have to do a good amount of these, and I got to say it does make me feel better when people seem to be listening.
@@yujinarukunnn7222 I'm the same typa person. My social anxiety freaks the hell outta me.
I have one
So if a conversation is dying down and you want to leave just literally say what time it is and say you have to go. They’re will assume you have plans or something important but they won’t get mad because you used all your time you could with them.
doesn't really work if they ask what you have to do
That’s when you hit em with the “My dog just died, I have to go bury it”
@@DrSwazz wth 😂
Saying “your next line is...” Immediately shocks your opponent, causing a moment of distraction, allowing you to hit them with an overdrive of Hamon. It’s a good mind trick. Works every time.
When did you learn hamon jotaro
Polnareff? When did joseph teach you hamon?
@@zerekbasch9988 GHOSTS CAN'T BREATHE
Tsugini omae wa...
@@fobia3248 is that profile pic of meat canyon
I simply exist and people avoid me like the plague. This natural talent can't simply be taught.
Art-Tastic Creations I FELT
@@ladaveya Word.
We're born with it
@@sg-ds6qg Indeed we are.
This is really rare I have earned this as a gift because I am Autistic and a Introvert
The one about putting things out of place to remember something works perfectly everytime, but it has to be stupidly out of place like: shampoo bottle on the ground by the door, or a chair on the couch, or a phone charger on the fridge handle
Tell someone not to look behind them, they always do it. Then simply take their wallet :3
"Dude what the hell"
"I told you not to look behind you"
@@Amy-si8gq Works every time
@@huffleclaw1019
60% of the time
@Federal Bureau Of Investigation
Maybe, maybe not
Amy ibibih
i couldnt hold it when he said "walk sideways in a crab gorilla style"
i read this just as he said it
Teacher here. Told my students about an experiment where someone implanted a false memory to a test group (something about going to Disneyland and meet Daffy Duck (a WB character) when they hadn't).
After telling the class the story, I asked them if anyone realized the false memory I had implanted into them over the course of the year. Cue absolute carnage! Paranoia, doubt about events (Did we do this?), comparing memories etc. etc.
Twist: I did NOTHING to them! It was entertaining to watch them suffer, constantly coming up to me to ask if such and such was the false memory... nope!
you seem like an awesome teacher !! i love when teachers mess with students for fun (as long as it’s harmless like that)
I know that trick with the nose...
But i accidentally took a friends nose and lost it. he cried and now i am lonely with no friends 👎
Were you, perhaps, friends with Tom Marvolo Riddle?
I did this as well with a similar out come only I took his infant child instead of a nose
mikus too far man, too far…
Could u explain that trick,i dont get how tf should i place my fingers
You mean nothing has changed?
An addition to the "walk confidently into a place and nobody will question you" thing - some people will probably know this, but nobody ever questions a pizza delivery. Need to get backstage to a concert? Grab an empty pizza box and just walk in there. Works with relative ease, as long as it isn't a venue where they have catering.
If you really want this to work, throw the empty box into a warm oven immediately before trying your ruse.
Fun fact: the "pizza smell" doesn't come from the pizza cooking, it comes from the cardboard boxes that pizza shops put on the oven to keep warm.
8:25 using that technique me n my friend spent a lovely morning at the most expensive hotel in Guangzhou, including free coffee, pastries and taking photos on the pool (which if im not mistaken was on floor 69, nice). Being foreginers helped a lot too, but looking confident could get you in many places there
When you act crazy to avoid getting robbed, but accidentally kill three guys on a subway while laughing and start a movement for all poor people in the city.
Edit: if you don’t understand this comment it’s ok...you wouldn’t get it.
XD
Loved that movie
@@allenkelly9153 Same
Relatable
What is this reference? Someone please tell me
*100% of the comments:*
"Im gOnnA sTiCkY StiCKy stiCK yA!"
*0% of the comments:*
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
language of the nooten-nootje
That one about skimming from right to left has changed my life. I’m like a fucking detective
Japanese people be like
*”Obama shrugging meme”*
It'll only work until you're used to it
The dude with the Revelation about pain is exactly right. Pain is actually a gift and when you get to that point, the gift arrives.
Also, joking, cursing, and yelling helps a lot, too.
I don't recommend it. I thought a lot about my belly ache and what I received was poop.
2:40 “I curled my arms into my arm pits crouched down and walked sideways like a crab/harambe the drug dealer said something about *aliens* and *arabic coffee*” the Arabic coffee part made me wheeze omg
I’m still laughing
8:12
I can confirm
I was at my high school on the last day before winter break. Anyways I really wanted to read this book before going home because I know I'm gonna be bored and we were going to the country were theres no wifi. So before heading out to my bus I head to the library, the librarian isnt their but some school staff lady was. Now I didnt want to risk getting the book and going to her and have her say something like "I'm sorry sweetie I dont know how to check out books" and have to leave without the damn book. So instead I go all the way back of the library. Find the book and shove it in my back pack and walk out. Well to my bad luck since the book wasnt scanned, It triggered a small alarm when I crossed the door that everybody in the library could hear, In my mind I fucking panicked since I didnt want to be charged with robbery or something. But on the outside I just walked out with a straight face without giving two fucks and the staff lady never went after me.
tl;dr once I stole a book from the library
@@tejaswoman nah I returned it 2 weeks later after winter break. Librarian kinda not happy especially since she asked me if I needed more books to read a couple days earlier, but I told her I didn't. I thought I didn't but turns out I'm a fast reader lol.
i tried the “legs through the floor” trick with my family, and they all loved it!
ri the happy french fry 🍟 🍟 🍟
Raul Octtaviani are you Italian
same
Guy follwed me once cursing at me and remembered seeing this, i turned towards him scrunched my face up and started jumping up and down screaming IM MELTING ....i got shot
Really?
Oh dang. I would just ask them if they like the taste of blood on wet hair, then giggle and skip off humming a song
I'll take "shit that never happened" for 500, Alex.
*Daily Double sound effect*
Alex: Looks like it's the DAILY DOUBLE!
Me: YES!
Alex: Here's the answer: This person boldly claimed in a TH-cam comment that they got shot by someone when acting crazy.
Me: Who is RσƁxƝιƓнƬ
?
Alex: Correct.
@@christrigg1, that puts you in the lead.
Did you die ?
Weirdly. My theraphist said just always smile at others. And other will smile back at you.
I did it on the strangers i passed by and it actually works.
i do this for years
6:30, I've read somewhere that when keeping eye contact you should look at right eye > left eye > nose > repeat for the "sparkling effect"
You know how fucking retarded that will look if your eyes are moving alot. You'll look so insane
I do this subconsciously and is why I get complements on my eyes more than anything else
@@michaelfapgod4598 like 30 seconds each idiot
@@michaelfapgod4598 Unless they got a foot long face, you don't gotta move your eyes much.
@@trippyy2767 That's fucking terrifying to imagine. Thanks, I hate it
Gonna sticky-sticky-stick ya.
🤣
I don't get it. What does it mean?
Stiffy Stiffy huh.
I think it's another word for "forcing something sharp into flesh".
@@moonflowerpalace3872 That's what crazy girls are about?
2:48, imagine he wasn’t following her lol
My uncle taught me this:
If talking to someone and both of you are keeping eye contact, flicker your eyes either behind them or to the side of them a couple of times (2-6 should do it) in a span of 3 seconds after each other. 95% of the time their eyes will flicker to the side or they’ll turn their head to look behind them.
Also- If someone is staring at you, or having a conversation with you, stare directly at their forehead whilst speaking, meeting their gaze for about a second before looking back at their forehead. It’ll drive them mad
Lmao facts, I'll keep rubbing my forehead
girl i use to workwith would always look at my forehead. wtf lol. i asked why she said IDK LOOL
My siblings and I used to do the forehead thing to my sister, the more people you can get to do it the more mad it drives them lol she’d periodically swipe or tap her forehead and get paranoid
If you want to show someone you’re listening to then though, make a triangle using your eyes by looking at the left eye, right eye, and there mouth 💯 but if you’re trying to leave a conversation make a triangle with there left eye , right eye , and their forehead, the brain subconsciously makes them uncomfortable and makes them want to leave the conversation easier
@@tredub21 maybe because in that order it will seem you're rolling your eyes
I think the people pretending to be crazy are crazier than the actual "crazy" people.
Denise Christie Woah bro, you just posted cringe
@@botelladeaguamediollena4885 The internet consists of cringe.
It's genius, actually!
@Denise Christie this is one of the most cringy comments I've ever seen
Denise Christie You’re a joke. LOL
(seriously though, stop ending every comment with “lol”)
"You have to let people know where you intend to go with your eyes"
*Me looking down when I walk* : Hell.
1:10 my great aunt scared off a thief by repeatedly telling them to shoot her
😳
teleport teleport if they are low enough they will actually shoot you, not a great trick to use.
@@botcheek482 Exactly. Most of all if they're panicking and you just keep telling them that, not to mention if you're saying it with confidence, they'll most likely do it even if they didn't intend to
A minor celebrity in a sporting field had a guy stick a handgun right in his mouth, threatening to shoot. Guy began laughing like a possessed lunatic. Would-be shooter freaked out and departed in a hurry.
@@shakeyobooty9465 what if you make yourself cry and sound desperately and hoplessly suicidal? 😂
"Got your nose" what kind of age group are you trying to pick up?
the one that gets you killed in jail
Yeah...idk why this made it in the video, it's stupid.
@@Gingergent07 its a satirical comment, your snide remarks and highminded attitude make me think you've never seen the movie joker.
@@ghostfox13 jack 2tothewhogivesacrap says what? Who gives a crap. Bye.
@@Gingergent07 i rustled your jimmies didnt i you still a lil ass boi stand down
"gonna sticky-sticky-stick ya"
Why did I laugh so hard 😂
It’s impossible to say “sofa” then “king” then “stupid”, in 2 seconds
Aaaaaaand I'm stupid. Nice trick. Got me. Haha. Round of applause.
Jamie Ener lol thx
Why who are you boi why
I don't get it.
Ultra Goku
“So fucking stupid.”
"Needless to say there is a high crime rate around the university center".
Well, I see we're in USA.
Well I mean, it said say it was Ohio
Cleveland has some pretty fucked shit going on a lot of the time.
I'm a cop. I carry a fitted mouthpiece. Anytime someone says they're going to fight me, beat me up, etc, I smile, say alright, put the mouthpiece in and crack my knuckles. I haven't had any takers yet.
7:07 For the eye contact thing, don't overdo it or be too intense/focused. My therapist has informed me that using my full power as a level 100 eye contact wizard tends to freak people out.
Alpha mode... its interesting to watch other men unable to look at you in the face and speak at the same time. They are constantly shifting their view.
@@zachrorke9046
I barely ever look at people in the eye when I talk to them either. Not because they specifically impress me, but I accidentally end up spending more energy observing their expressions and their eyes than pondering over what's being said. It makes me feel a bit invasive and makes it easier for others to read through me too and potentially manipulate me.
Sometimes when I close my eyes..
I can't see
I thought I was the only one...
sometimes?!?!
@@declanmcknight2486 most times
@@dunno6442 most?!
Oh my god... that’s so weird, ME TOO LOL
7:51 the absolute funniest thing I’ve heard in a while
Can you start including the links to the threads? It would be really helpful
That would be a lot of work though I think...
@@1amieosia lol, it's less work than even just putting this video together, and you know that these videos take no effort.
@@1amieosia Its literally 2 taps on your phone/computer to get the link and another 2 taps to paste it into the descriptiom
I don't think they would because do you see the miniscule amount of effort it takes to churn these videos out? I mean there's gotta be at least 15 different channel that have the exact same format and exact same robot text to speech voice
@@ahhhhhh8493 There are, but it's more convenient because you can do something else while watching. That's why these videos are popular, kinda like an audiobook version of reddit threads.
“Sixty percent of the time it works Every time”
I don’t think that’s how sixty percent works
Tiffany Vi 100% of 60% is 60% so it checks out
That's exactly how it works.
Also, it's a line from a movie.
It’s from anchorman
Solution,
100% of 60% = 100/100 * 60 = 1 * 60 = 60%.
Hence proved.
Well yes . . . but actually no
9:00 absolutely true. I'm a debater and in crossfire I had no questions left, out of desperation I asked a super dumb question that I had no idea why I was asking, I saw my coach start nodding and somehow was able to make sense of it. Ran with the question, starting prodding at them, and eventually won the round because of it.
Also while debating if you say something random and your opponent gets confused, you should look exasperated and say, “How do you not get it?” And then offer an example based on whatever your original argument was and it should work so yeah
6:00 "60% of the time it works every time." Huh?
Time for you to watch Anchorman, the legend of Ron Burgundy
“That doesn’t make sense.”
Its an oxymoron
@@Harkz0r it means that out of 60% 100% of the 60% it works aka an oxymoron
brocowsci No it’s not 60% of the time it works every time and Da Rest 40% eitHer never Sometimes or mostly
Bruh the right to left doesn't work if you read manga
omg yes sksk-
But I'm Arab and I know English so I read both left to right and right to left 😐
69 likes nice
Weeb
What about reading horizontally?
For the eye contact part I tend to look at different parts of the face so that it shows confidence and continued interest but doesn't make it weird to stare into their eyes the whole time
If you want to get through crowds easily and everyone walks away from you and gives you your own personal space,
Never shower
That works too
Instructions unclear, someone is shoving miku themed deodorant up my butt
Life Hack!
@@Butter-Milk 420 IQ
Or just let out an insane scream
You can chalk this one up to the Placebo Effect, but it works for me!
Whenever I’m walking in freezing weather, I say to myself quietly, “I’m warm in my head, my brain isn’t cold at all in there.”
Even if my hands are tingling from the cold, I stop shivering and feel warmer.
'Started screaming obscenities about aliens and a r a b i c c o f f e e'
I broke down in insane, unhinged laughter
Here's one.
Be good looking and people will be more likely to be attracted to you
I think as long as you believe you are good looking you should appear more attractive. You'll stand or sit up straighter, walk with confidence, smile more, etc... Unless you are hideous it should work. Even a below average can appear attractive if they boast confidence. (This is purely on looks. People can also appear more attractive if you get to know their personality...if it's a good one.)
Gonna try this bro
@@sugarkitty2008 no joke though yeah
Larkspur you’re a good man
Prometh With Codeine SEXISM AGAIN WHY ALWAYS BRING UP THE « women are superficial » WHEN IT’S NOT THE SUBJECT. Women will go out with ugly guys if they have a good personnality but men won’t lol you’re just pressed you’re ugly AND have a bad personnality
When you are supposed to actively listen to someone (e.g. a friend or an interesting person at a bar or your boss) but your brain is almost in passive mode: Just try to catch one sentence every now and then, rephrase that sentence and ask a question related to that sentence.
People, especially girls, start to think that you´re a good listener.
Also works when you´re a therapist that has a shitty day or an annoying client.
That does work
I'm an aspie therefore I am a master at this
Them: So i went to the park earlier to try and clear my head because as you know my mother died last week and its been eating me up inside, i'm feeling like ending it all :(
Me: you went to the the park down the road? That must have been fun do they still have that big slide? :D
If you do it too much, I actually think you’re not listening and spacing out lol
0:43 this is what I've always thought you should do, make your eyes as wide open and narrow as possible to appear crazy and just start charging at them
or just do the weird gorilla crab thing
Strike a pose and repeatedly screech *"URRRRYYYYY"*
@Rock Styler didn't work. Now two buff dudes want to put a wedding ring in me
Then run into the thief and fucking muda him to death
ho hoh
Rock Styler some body come geterrrre shes dancin like a streeeeper
I do the pain thing, but it only works when it's smaller pains
That's interesting. It only works for me when I have a lot of pain, and not small amounts. It's neat to know that different people experience this trick differently.
Some pain is unavoidable
how do u focus on your pain?
brocowsci there’s a monk who literally can’t feel pain using this method
11:00 Works with heat, cold and generally uncomfortable sensations.
Bruh “7 years ago”
3:38 somehow i remember this shit from reading diary of a wimpy kid 10 years ago
@sarah k. That was exactly what I was thinking and it works
Socks on the tv?
Ya and pillow by the door
Saaaaaame
A few freebies:
-People can "hear" smiles over the phone, the change in mouth shape adds a minor inflection to your speech that can be picked up subconsciously from the other end of the phone
-Telling yourself, out loud, "I'm excited!" a few times can help with panic attacks, you can actually convince yourself you're not panicking, that' you're just super stoked.
-Like the previous one, repeatedly hyping yourself up daily can actually improve your mental state; if you can convince yourself you're a god, you'll feel like one.
Also, for the "focus on the pain makes it go away thing", this was advice my mother gave me when I broke a bone, she'd used the same technique to give birth to me, drug-free.
She described it as "imagine pain as a room. you walk into the middle of that room and sit down. accept that is where you are."
I LOST IT AT “gonna sticky-sticky-stick ya” HAHAHAAH
7:51 is like a tekken 7 wombo combo xD
“60% of the time it works everytime” of course if it’s part of the 60% it’ll work. 😂
Always carry a fork in your pocket
If you ever try to get mugged, just take your fork out and shout “Thank you Lord for the meal you have given me”
4:13 cries in chinese books
Ahhh good one
Then look left to right for the technique
Fear actually elevates pain I think. Like if your ear gets cut off, obviously it hurts, but the panic you feel from the thought of not having your ear anymore makes the pain worse. I believe this is why children cry when they get small scrapes and adults don’t. Might be because of the fear rather than the pain itself.
Everybody gangsta until a minecraft witch starts attacking you.
The one at 10:15 reminds me of what I do to see if someone's staring at me: I just stare thoughfully at a blank spot on the wall, and if they whirl around to look at whatever it is I'm looking at, then I've caught them lol
3:21 I had to spit out my water I couldn’t stop laughing
If someone or (a group of people)are coming toward you walk slowly then they’ll make a path for you
Also, if you want to predict what move somebody will make in a game of “rock paper scissors” ask your opponent what color their shirt is then 9 times out 10 they’re going to throw scissors.( I’ve tried both of these and they work also, used them in everyday life when it comes in handy! )
I know the gorilla one is a scary situation, but holy shit I was in tears laughing
8:01 Lmao that guy just put EVERYTHING to the test
"60% of the time it works every time"
hol up
😂😂😂😂
Someone needs to watch anchorman