Holy Bat-bullets, Batman! Alfred Got the Strap!

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  • @springerengineering6697
    @springerengineering6697 หลายเดือนก่อน +738

    As soon as Bruce is out of ear shot:
    Alfred dials phone: "Master Jason, would you like to join me in avenging you?"

    • @pamtheman5748
      @pamtheman5748 หลายเดือนก่อน +181

      Jason: *pops out of broom closet* I thought you would never ask!
      Alfred: How long were you there for?
      Jason: 2 hours
      Alfred: Is that the cookie jar?
      Jason *with crumbs on his face*: no

    • @wgs5643
      @wgs5643 หลายเดือนก่อน +89

      @@pamtheman5748Damian: Surely you both weren’t about to start without me

    • @night4138
      @night4138 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      All of you
      Are amazing

    • @dakotamuich4108
      @dakotamuich4108 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      ​@@wgs5643Alfred:If you were in bed we were but seeing how you are not grab your sword.

    • @wgs5643
      @wgs5643 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      @@dakotamuich4108 Damian: Which one? The one the one that’s quick and painless or the one that lets them suffer

  • @frozenkilt
    @frozenkilt หลายเดือนก่อน +314

    "There are guns hidden all over the mansion. You'll never find them all."

  • @WolfTrooperRex
    @WolfTrooperRex หลายเดือนก่อน +603

    Remember. Bats said “we” as in Batman and Robin. Alfred doesn’t have those qualms

    • @Thomas-rz5nt
      @Thomas-rz5nt หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      Alfred is former Special Ops as well

    • @twinodoom
      @twinodoom หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      He was telling Afred not to do it in their costumes. It would confuse people.

    • @fictionalgeographic
      @fictionalgeographic หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      "We don't kill."
      "Right, sir, you don't."

  • @midnightexpress3604
    @midnightexpress3604 หลายเดือนก่อน +375

    Dealing with Alfred 'Double-Pump' Pennyworth isn't even a death wish, it's death promise.

    • @luistigre8011
      @luistigre8011 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Wasn't Alfred 'Double-Tap' Pennyworth?

    • @willdavis3802
      @willdavis3802 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      that is the Worst nickname to put to someone.

    • @midnightexpress3604
      @midnightexpress3604 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@luistigre8011 Alliteration

    • @stevenrisberg3299
      @stevenrisberg3299 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It was from real war where men are dying and killing beside each other. Being an angel of death with a name that’s a also funny is top tier sign of respect for when who’s humor has darkened.

  • @Palemagpie
    @Palemagpie หลายเดือนก่อน +375

    Killer croc never stood a chance. Alfred is British.
    In his culture killer Croc is just American for "Big game"

  • @alec531
    @alec531 หลายเดือนก่อน +115

    Alfred was an ex-special forces soldier. Telling him ‘hold the fort’ means he would act decisively if there were issues

    • @lordsathariel4384
      @lordsathariel4384 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      in most continuities he is ex SAS The idea he woulden't kill criminals when he hasen't gotten to flex his skills in years and his whole job before butler is kill large groups quietly is kinda a no brainer outcome that the rogues were gonna get shot somewhere.

  • @bootstrapparadox8656
    @bootstrapparadox8656 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    “That chap with the smile” so much disrespect toward the joker, can’t even bother to say his name

  • @alistairknight2561
    @alistairknight2561 หลายเดือนก่อน +251

    Let me guess, Jason was his "Robin".

  • @NewYorkSith
    @NewYorkSith หลายเดือนก่อน +118

    A friend once told me “Alfred is the master of the dc universe and he just lets everyone live in it”

    • @BalenVanHalen001
      @BalenVanHalen001 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Well, considering joker, penguin, and riddler are either fatally shoot, in the emergency room, or buried 6 feet under, I would say your friend was on to something.

    • @NewYorkSith
      @NewYorkSith หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@BalenVanHalen001 he most certainly was

    • @sypherthe297th2
      @sypherthe297th2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And then DC offed him. . . and also Fabian is a spoiled brat who needs to get Jason Todded. I wonder if Alfred is still dead. . . I haven't paid attention in forever.
      But what they did to him in the Injustice universe. . . He deserved a better class of villain to take him out. Like Darkseid. Or the Antimonitor. . . Someone closer to his own power level.

    • @nicholashodges201
      @nicholashodges201 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@BalenVanHalen001 so no shit Alfred has *actually* put lead in the Joker during a break in.
      He's also taken shots at Riddler & Two-faceduring separate attacks on the manor.
      He *really* does have loaded shotguns hidden throughout the manor and has zero qualms about using them.
      Which is why I hate the "Death of Alfred" storyline. When you lock yourself in building with an ex SAS commando who's helped train two generations of bat-family and sleeps with a loaded 12 gauge and a scary satisfaction at performing his tasks well, YOU'RE the one in danger.
      You're locked in a predator's *den* WITH the predator. God help you if there's a kid in there. He'll assume your after them and they can't "heel" him...

  • @cavareenvius7886
    @cavareenvius7886 หลายเดือนก่อน +130

    "Wonna rob a bank?"
    "Wonna be castrated with a shotgun by the Butler? No thank you."

    • @thekids1477
      @thekids1477 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      The true crime deterrent lol

  • @toxicc2962
    @toxicc2962 หลายเดือนก่อน +79

    "You're a hulking mass of muscle trained in countless martial arts, some which don't even have names yet, but I'm a frail old man and need something to protect myself with."

  • @terrorbilly3367
    @terrorbilly3367 หลายเดือนก่อน +115

    alfred out here fist bumping with red hood , when he pulls the boomstick in the bad neiborhood

  • @MegaDrain
    @MegaDrain หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Bats: Alfred, we don't kill!
    Afred: No, Master Bruce. YOU don't kill.

  • @CommisarHood
    @CommisarHood หลายเดือนก่อน +211

    Alfred: Perhaps you relied on my master's vow against using lethal force (loads shotgun) Let me assure you I subscribe to no such niceties.

    • @eren34558
      @eren34558 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Too bad Alfred died like a bitch in injustice

    • @SamaritanPrime
      @SamaritanPrime หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      (Proceeds to shoot a Yautja in the face)

  • @graemehambly2492
    @graemehambly2492 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    As Alfred has said in the comic runs- HE has taken no such oath not to kill. If he could he would make the Joker eat a 12 gauge to give Bruce the peace

    • @krossbow789
      @krossbow789 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Its a common recurrring dream of killing the joker if I'm remembering correctly.

  • @raymondcroteau
    @raymondcroteau หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    "What am i going yo do with you Alfred?" "I would like tea. A farm of it. A tea farm. For my own blend."

  • @andrewclark7559
    @andrewclark7559 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Joker, Victor Zsasz, Bane, Carmine Falcone, the Penguin, Rupert Thorne, and Black Mask were never seen again.
    The rest of the rogues gallery turned themselves in and promised to stay in Arkham for good. They genuinely rehabilitated themselves rather than face the butler again.

  • @ajourneysaved4311
    @ajourneysaved4311 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    Batman is procrastinating. Meanwhile, Alfred is a proactive cleaner!

  • @myface6739
    @myface6739 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    haha its like that starwars episode where rex and obi-wan are on that slave planet and one of the badguys dares obi-wan to kill him knowing full well Jedi aren't really supposed to do that. then Rex fucking shoots him cuz hes not a jedi

  • @masterassassinaltairibn-la4698
    @masterassassinaltairibn-la4698 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

    You know damn well that Alfred called Jason and was like hey batman's out of Gotham at the moment want to join me in payback on the criminals and also I know how you despise batman's no kill rule but I don't have that rule under my vocabulary my rule is shoot first ask questions later and you know Jason jumped at the chance to get some payback on the joker for what happened to him and I kind of want to see how it would go if Alfred and Jason were to fight Ra's al ghul and Talia al ghul and honestly I could see batman's terror child Damien showing up and asking Alfred and Jason why didn't they invite him to the party 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @andriuskrom7603
    @andriuskrom7603 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Alfred: "Who knows the evil that lurks in the heart of man? The Shadow knows."

  • @ladylightning1741
    @ladylightning1741 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Alfred: I won't kill them, but I can't speak for the blood loss.

  • @hfar_in_the_sky
    @hfar_in_the_sky หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Personally I like to think that Aflred still kept to the no-unalive request, but in the Shepherd Book way.
    "Don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about ********?"
    "Quite specific. It is however much fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps."

  • @redstonecasey4713
    @redstonecasey4713 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    "I hope you don't mind, Master Bruce, but I called on a few old butler friends for assistence."
    *opens door for Sebastian Michaelis and Walter C. Dornaez*

    • @rungunninja1289
      @rungunninja1289 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Integra:Alucard!!!
      Alucard:what! I was literally just watching adventure time!
      Integra:sorry force of habit. Walter!

    • @harryratcliffe4803
      @harryratcliffe4803 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Seras: Walter just went on holiday to Gotham ma’am, he said something about ‘helping an old friend with some pest control?’

    • @i_am_jarvistm7220
      @i_am_jarvistm7220 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Okay but WALTER in the mix is just pure overkill, you know that right?

    • @eslin2845
      @eslin2845 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@i_am_jarvistm7220nah, gotta have him to make sure the villains don’t pull some occult BS and revive

    • @thesquatch9821
      @thesquatch9821 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@eslin2845Ghoul would definitely be interesting.

  • @Skullhawk13
    @Skullhawk13 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    Technically if the bullet only rendered them fully paralyzed he’s not really leaving them in anything Bruce wouldn’t do with his bare hands

  • @loop2743
    @loop2743 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    This is actually in a comic. A guy breaks into Wayne Mannor to kill Bruce and Alfred just straight up kills him with a gun. And when Bruce tries to chastise him bout having guns in his house Alfred says you might get some but you'll never get all the guns in the house sir. XD

  • @tanall5959
    @tanall5959 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    Alfred: "Hello. I am Alfred T. C. Pennyworth. Retired Captain of His Majesty's Special Air Service and butler to the Wayne family. I answer the door, I clean up the estate..." **pumps shotgun** "...and I take out the trash."

    • @heretyk_1337
      @heretyk_1337 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Somebody almost quoted Hellsing Abridged...

  • @V.ABHINOVABHI
    @V.ABHINOVABHI หลายเดือนก่อน +79

    Yes Alfred's Liberty bullets

    • @carsonrush3352
      @carsonrush3352 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I prefer the term "liberty seeds." It's an odd crop with peculiar fertilizer needs, but the fruits are unmatched.

  • @abnegazher
    @abnegazher หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Remember: Alfred is an ex-SAS.

  • @Pokemonloversunite1
    @Pokemonloversunite1 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    Hey, Alfred never said that they were dead. They’re just in the hospital getting some much needed rest.

    • @leyrua
      @leyrua หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      "Bottom floor of the hospital, nice and quiet."
      "Isn't that the morgue?"
      "Details, Master Bruce. Details."

    • @HaveYouTriedGuillotines
      @HaveYouTriedGuillotines หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      "I said no killing, Alfred!"
      "...And I didn't kill any of them. Have you by any chance seen the second Terminator movie, Bruce?"

  • @RandomPerson-lv404
    @RandomPerson-lv404 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    I mean he did take care of Gotham, good job Alfred! :D

  • @JeffStrange
    @JeffStrange หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Nightwing: I told you. Alfred’s a total bad ass!

  • @Xylarxcode
    @Xylarxcode หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Batman: 'You shot them? All of them?'
    Alfred: 'Indeed, sir.'
    Batman: 'That's not how we do things, Alfred!'
    Alfred: 'Begging your pardon, sir, but you only told me not to kill anyone. You never said anything about not shooting them.'
    Batman: 'So they're all still alive?'
    Alfred: 'Quite so, sir. Very much alive, indeed. Perhaps a bit lacking in the extremities department, but they are still breathing. You'd be surprised how much damage a person can live through. Gotham should be quite safe for a while now, sir. If you'll excuse me, it's laundry day.'
    Batman: '... I should have done this years ago!'

  • @marcelgrabowski5939
    @marcelgrabowski5939 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    Never. Anger. The. Butler.

  • @revalier3670
    @revalier3670 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Not gonna lie, if I was Batman, I would say thank you and give up being Batman. Alfred with a shotgun is considered a Superman level theeat

  • @madladmayhem
    @madladmayhem หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Alfred "Double tap" Pennyworth

  • @lim-dulspaladin50
    @lim-dulspaladin50 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Makes perfect sense when you know Alfred's background

  • @grimgreycastle5141
    @grimgreycastle5141 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    He did say he would put the villains on ice

  • @ninatiels
    @ninatiels หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Alfred has no problem with killing. He is tougher than nails too.

  • @ChrisLichowicz
    @ChrisLichowicz หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Batman works hard, Alfred works smart!

  • @oddedd7755
    @oddedd7755 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    "My apology, master bruce. About your "we don't kill" policy. That's how YOU do thing. I never said I approve of it and you asked for my help. Now, let discuss the vacation shall we. i heard marakesh is nice this time of year. Perhaps, I shall invite ms selina kyle to accompany you, wouldn't you agree, Sir?"

    • @oddguy5356
      @oddguy5356 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Oh s***, she might be dead.

    • @ingamingpc1634
      @ingamingpc1634 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@oddguy5356 I don't think she would be dead I think she would be helping him

    • @oddguy5356
      @oddguy5356 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@ingamingpc1634 Yeah, actually, that's a very good possibility there that Alfred likely knows about the relationship between catwomen and batman.

  • @leila13dnd
    @leila13dnd หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    No but this is exactly what Alfred would do if he was just slightly less chill.

  • @josephmchugh4040
    @josephmchugh4040 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Batman has very specific rules about killing. He is, however, somewhat fuzzy on the subject of kneecaps.

  • @lonewolfsas
    @lonewolfsas หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Bruce stands on Justice..........Alfred stands on BUSINESS!

  • @FlameofEulien
    @FlameofEulien หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    remember alfred once said ''perhaps you grew accustomed to my masters no kill policy, be assured i subscribe to no such niceties''
    dude is fully willing to kill and makes it very clear, plus alfred keeps meny guns around wayne manner, bruce finds them and keeps throwing them out but alfred told him he'll never find them all and, if i remember correctly, stated ''it was a man that night that killed my friends master wayne, not a gun''

  • @davidtherwhanger6795
    @davidtherwhanger6795 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Some how I think this is EXACTLY what would happen.

  • @skywraith6454
    @skywraith6454 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    I mean penny-one didnt say he killed them, just shot them, maybe all of them are now paralyzed for good?

    • @autophreaktrishield
      @autophreaktrishield หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      So bane bullets

    • @skywraith6454
      @skywraith6454 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@autophreaktrishield hmm maybe? Cool name tho

    • @leyrua
      @leyrua หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      The Riddler? Lost his lower jaw, no more riddles.
      The Joker? Paralyzed from the neck down, no more shenanigans.
      Bane? Paraplegic.
      The Penguin? He's on a smoothie diet now, just like a baby bird.
      Clayface? 100 separate ziploc bags.
      Killer Croc? Taxidermied. Might have gone too far on that one.

  • @krossbow789
    @krossbow789 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    To be fair, the majority of the problem can be laid at the gotham justice department's feet.
    Somehow, despite being "the most corrupt policeforce in the nation", they do remarkably little death row executions or usage of excessive police force with guns. really boggles the mind. You'd think Joker would have been shot on the first week because "he was going reaching for my gun!" while in a room with no cameras and him tied to a chair.

    • @SamaritanPrime
      @SamaritanPrime หลายเดือนก่อน

      In the comics, Gotham is apparently straight-up cursed to be a city horribly corrupt and crime-ridden.

  • @thesilentscreamer1595
    @thesilentscreamer1595 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Let's be real here, guys! As much as we love Batman, we KNOW this indisputable truth: IF and WHEN Alfred was put in charge of ridding Gotham of its trash, Alfred WOULD MAKE IT SPOTLESS in less than three days, depending on how much ammo he has.

  • @zacharyhawley1693
    @zacharyhawley1693 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    😂 you know the second batman was gone. The sound of gunfire started 😂 its all fun and games but when batman is away Gotham is silent as the grave.😂

  • @gasmasknoises814
    @gasmasknoises814 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Alfred proving that his Jasons grandfather

  • @glendalehalby
    @glendalehalby หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Perhaps a thank you. 😂😂 Priceless

  • @richardmackendrick4342
    @richardmackendrick4342 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "They aren't dead Master Bruce."
    "How did you shoot them and not kill them?"
    "I put a bullet into each of their ball socket joints. They'll never move on their own again."
    ...
    "To be honest Alfred, that might be worse"

  • @wackypenguin94
    @wackypenguin94 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Lore accurate Alfred

  • @timebandit1977
    @timebandit1977 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Remember Alfred kneecaps are a privilege.

  • @meliodassama9715
    @meliodassama9715 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Well kneecapping won’t kill them but it’ll keep them from walking.

  • @tireddoggamingtales2091
    @tireddoggamingtales2091 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I wouldn't bet on that thank you, Alfred.

  • @federicopalacios7439
    @federicopalacios7439 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Batman has that rule because he knows he's mentally unstable, and one kill would push him over the edge, he doesn't do it out of morality. Alfred doesn't have that issue.

  • @adamtifone6788
    @adamtifone6788 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Alfred is a gangster

  • @goldeneye1689
    @goldeneye1689 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Don't worry, they're alive! Just paralyzed

  • @massgunner4152
    @massgunner4152 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Note that Alfred never confirms if the goons he shot are dead or alive, so joker is probably paralised in the asylum.

  • @AlonzoTompkins
    @AlonzoTompkins หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Thank your dad Bruce. Jesus.

  • @PelinalWhitestrake36
    @PelinalWhitestrake36 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Wasn‘t Alfred in the SAS at some point?

    • @generalilbis
      @generalilbis หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Depends on what era of Batman were taking about. For a long time, he was former SOE or MI-6 and a stage actor before taking up family business of butlering at the behest of his dying father. More modern versions of Alfred have him as retired SAS or a former Royal Marine Commando.

  • @proxy90909
    @proxy90909 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hes a butler he takes out the trash with the broom

    • @ShadowsWrath4
      @ShadowsWrath4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      His "broomstick", specifically.

  • @hellmalm
    @hellmalm หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Yeah, Alfred ‘s the business! 😂

  • @LyingTube
    @LyingTube หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Batman said no killing, never said no kneecaps

  • @indumatipngtuber2790
    @indumatipngtuber2790 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is the perfect superhero parody, lmao.

  • @bloodred255
    @bloodred255 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Knowing dc writers, this would make things worse somehow.

  • @tba113
    @tba113 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Alfred did indeed hold the fort.
    Like Rorke's Drift.

  • @TheZeroAssassin
    @TheZeroAssassin หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'm actually surprised Alfred hasn't taken out at least the joker before now, just for all the pain he's caused Bruce and his fa,m

  • @dauntlesswarriorproductions112
    @dauntlesswarriorproductions112 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Jason: *sniff* I've never been so proud...

  • @Infisly
    @Infisly หลายเดือนก่อน

    It's the Freakin' Butler!

  • @ericgeesey9817
    @ericgeesey9817 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I mean, he was a Britt marine....

  • @imapopo2924
    @imapopo2924 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Alfred is ex SAS. What did you expect, really?

  • @gmat5046
    @gmat5046 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Alfred is the og.

  • @darkservantofheaven
    @darkservantofheaven หลายเดือนก่อน

    Best use of get the stap

  • @rorybisson756
    @rorybisson756 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the funniest part is, it is very much alluded to that Alfred DOES NOT share Batman's no-kill policy. so he would in fact, drop every single villain with every available resource in the armory lol. so I would absolutely believe this to be canon even though its clearly not lol.

  • @kitalthevali
    @kitalthevali หลายเดือนก่อน

    OK but, shooting someone won't kill them unless you point somewhere important, so he did what Batman asked

  • @robinjameson4261
    @robinjameson4261 หลายเดือนก่อน

    most people who have only seen Batman the animated series and haven't really dove into Alfred. they don't realize that he was John wick before. John wick was a thing. You don't want to come to the Wayne Mansion. he has guns.... lots of guns

  • @j_breezy3007
    @j_breezy3007 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ths has to be in the next joker movie

  • @mikesmith-fw9nc
    @mikesmith-fw9nc หลายเดือนก่อน

    Nah. Not as good as the other guy

  • @cb3391
    @cb3391 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm just saying.....
    ☕😉👍

  • @recjr7685
    @recjr7685 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    First

  • @LurkingCosmicHorrors
    @LurkingCosmicHorrors หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Get the strap!

  • @scottjacobson3016
    @scottjacobson3016 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Perhaps
    🫠
    That was splendid