@@oofimgay6343 I used to love that shit when I was a kid...because of the dinos. It never tasted great (though I still liked it better than most instant oatmeal...which is all fuckin nasty). But...do yourself an oatmeal favor: make some slow cooked steel cut oats and you will never want to eat nasty bullshit mush again. My personal recommendation for slow cooked steel cuts is to replace half of the water in the recipe with whole milk, add a bit of sugar, molasses, ground cloves, ground ginger, and ground cinnamon...ginger snap oatmeal. It is not low calorie, but it is high nutrition.
If someone was able to eat the shampoo bottle without breaking eye contact, I would instantly be cowed into submission. That is the supreme power move.
If you add “you laugh now but this was the plot to FMA” to every post like I did in anticipation (I don’t know anything about FMA) things get a whole lot funnier
Take human souls and combine well in a bowl etched with transmutation circles. Add enough red water to saturate the mixture and then bake in the flames of hell until it resembles a red gemstone. If it allows you to create matter from nothing, you’ve done it right!
WETA thought at first that they had made a really good AI that would flee the battle, but they then they took a closer look and realized that the AI just went of in a random direction to get in to range of an enemy AI.
"the world is too noise today" I literally wear noise canceling headphones like 12 hours of the day, every day. Not just to play music (though I do that plenty too) but to block out the world around me.
I've seen what passes for normal around here and I'm good, thanks. Side note noise canceling headphones that can keep your ears warm too are the literal best.
I got pointed at autism by family and have found the diagnosis quite clarifying. I'd recommend looking to at least the self-assessment tests for ASD since they're a fairly good indicator (though of course, not a diagnosis), are free online and clarity is a rare commodity. But that's my baggage, so... you do you.
That sounds like a good way to be killed & eaten because you couldn't hear a predator stalking you. Yes, that is a legitimate concern I have in my day-to-day life.
1:01 “Thirst of unfortunate magnitude” Two things: 1: That is a fantastic sentence and I’ll be stealing it. 2: L Report L Reason? L *I’m in this video and I don’t like it*
@@justabackgroundcharacter7736 Well, then you know about something, I only have seen on the one offbrand website that isn´t blocked by my schools software.
I had suicidal thoughts at least once a month for over ten years. I am currently over a year and a half without them. I have no idea if you are in those dark woods, but if you are, keep moving forward. You are worthy of life, love, care and support. You don't have to share your problems, but you can let those you care about know "I'm not feeling too cheery and could use a friendly chat". Reaching out is not a sign of weakness, but of strength. The weak let the darkness overtake them. The strong reach out to find someone or something to help guide them out, then take the steps themselves. Appreciate the little victories. Take comfort in the fact that the bad is merely temporary. Take the time to make connections, even if it's just a quick chat with a neighbour you've bumped into to complain about the weather. You can make it out of those dark woods, so long as you don't give up and keep moving forward.
Sean McFadden thanks. I’m going through a lot of emotional anxiety and my seasonal depression is messing me over a lot. I lost three people between August 18’-February 19’. And I had trouble getting through my thoughts. Everyday becomes so much easier and I always reach out and talk to internet friends or text a hotline when it acts up to get me through. It’s hard but everyday I get better and better. Somedays i just don’t wanna deal with people because I wanna be alone by myself when I’m going through depression. I haven’t had Suicide thoughts but I’m getting better with my depression. I really appreciate you reaching out. It means a lot to me
@@amyheaton2522 No worries. I lost a close friend last year and the number of animals I help care for often means that I have to dig a few graves each year as some pass from old age and others via illness or injury that we can't do anything about. It's great that you are taking steps to keep yourself going. It can be very difficult. I wish you all the best with moving forward through your dark times and finding your light/s.
I both hate an love this comment to such wild degrees that the scales of humor and hatred have somehow become perfectly balanced. Permanently. I can no longer feel either joy nor hatred. H e l p.
When you stop and think for a moment that Present Mic is in fact the smartest of us all, having made that idea his hero costume before everyone realised
4:10 God, I love Tax Evasion Skeleton. It’s just the perfect blend of innocent and felonious and spoopy. I don’t know why I always have so much trouble finding it.
It's kind of impressive, really, how grown adults will have huge emotional tantrums over a child not being able to remember three tasks and needing to write them down.
What? No. Let me explain this easily: Can’t sleep: Hyperactive What is a focus: Attention Deficit Oops I did it again: Attention deficit I forgot about thing: attention deficit The rest of what they described is just general anxiety. ADHD is named for its symptoms.
@@DetectiveWraith thank you. Its literally almost entirely an inability to regulate your attention, and that can manifest in a lot of different ways, but the different manifestations aren’t the actual symptoms, just results of them.
@@Vgamer311well, close. You’re thinking of ADD, Attention Deficit Disorder. I would know, I have it. ADHD does make people hyperactive too, which kinda enhances the Attention Deficit, sin, for instance, people with ADD can at least sit still for a bit.
@@DetectiveWraith yes, you’re correct, but it doesnt really change what i said. “Forgetting to drink water for 14 hours because you couldn’t stop playing factorio” still isn’t a symptom of either condition, its a result of the symptom that is inability to regulate attention.
What gets me even more is that the HYPO-active (under active) one that was previously known as ADD now just gets lumped in with the HYPER-active one. So when I say I have ADHD people assume I have the “Trouble Sitting Still” disorder, but really I have the “I can sit still and do absolutely nothing for days at a time, am extremely quiet, easily entertained, and a bit slow” disorder. The fact that the two are called the same thing still makes me mad.
0:15 i... I remember loving those. I never let the eggs dissolve, though, because the egg part tasted really good. That's why my mom stopped buying them.
For real though I am the mom on the other side of this, I bought these for my kids since their Nana gives it to them for breakfast and when they get it at home they take all the eggs out, eat the eggs and waste the oatmeal hahaha I still buy it on special occasions like if I take them out to pick their movie snacks for movie nights. It’s one of the top picks. Especially when we watch a Dino movie. but not for breakfast, they gotta eat something in the morning or they both act wack.
@@bleeb90 I love that little bit of lore! I know Alex isn't likely to have any research but if he does I headcanon he blends it into his art pieces. Also fuck Bertholt Hawkeye, all my homies hate Bertholt Hawkeye, that was an awful way to conceal his research.
2:06 I actually read the URL first and still got confused by the post. Then that reply told me to reread the URL and I finally understood. I am what is known in the scientific community as a “dumbass of universal proportions”.
Adhd isnt something you have to worry about or hate, if youre curious i can recomennded How to ADHD on youtube, Jessica is amazing at explaining and making yourself feel heard and seen. How to know you have ADHD by How to ADHD is a good place to start. And you could also check out this one; the 'unofficial' ADHD quiz for adults by TotallyADD (it's more funny than just a test)
Honestly those things describe not just me, but every single person I associate with what I'm saying is that (in the spirit of tumblr) I'm an accidental reverse ableist
As someone who just found out 3 weeks ago that I almost definitely have ADHD (not officially diagnosed yet, but I've done a lot of research and talked with several people who have it, and I'm going to try and get diagnosed as soon as I can), I would DEFINITELY recommend doing some research. If you have any friends diagnosed with ADHD, definitely talk to them about it--that's how I found out. I casually mentioned to a friend who has ADHD that sometimes I wonder if I don't have mild ADHD, describing a few of the things that lined up with what I knew about ADHD. We got to talking about it and she basically told me "Girl, you've got textbook adult ADHD." If you don't know anyone with ADHD, try and find firsthand accounts of people who have it--hell, Tumblr posts like these honestly gave me a better understanding of what ADHD actually entailed than lists of symptoms, especially since those symptom lists tend to focus on how it presents in young boys, and how it might appear to an outside; they rarely say about executive dysfunction, emotional dysregulation, rejection sensitivity, or any of the other loveliness that comes with ADHD, which if you ask me are far more notable and characteristic than "can't focus" and "impulsive." And especially if you're an adult and/or female, look up how ADHD manifests in each group, since it's underdiagnosed in females (who are more likely to have the inattentive form) and looks different in adults than in young kids. I'd also recommend checking out ADHD-Alien's comics. She does a good job explaining a lot of core concepts of ADHD and tackling the emotional ramifications of living with ADHD, especially if it's gone undiagnosed for most of your life. Wish you the best mate. Hopefully you'll find researching ADHD as enlightening and relieving as I did--I honestly did not realize executive dysfunction was an abnormal experience I thought I was just a lazy procrastinator. There was a certain freedom in learning that there were obstacles in front of me that other people didn't face, and that maybe, just maybe, I wasn't a lazy and pathetic sod.
ADHD is not really something to be worried about. I've been diagnosed since early childhood and I have managed it just fine. I would go to a doctor and see if you can get a diagnosis, and if you have it then you can just focus on figuring out ways to cope with the symptoms (for instance, I cope with the forgetfulness by setting alarms for everything). It also becomes a lot easier to deal with your shortcomings when you can say for sure that they do not actually come from you, just from a disorder you happen to have.
4:30 We actually had a cat that did this. Mom dribbled a little bit of wine on the patio so he could taste it, thinking it would get him to stop _begging_ for her drink. Well guess what, SHE WAS WRONG! 😻
@@CrossTrash its only better than twitter now becuase most of the population left for twitter during 2018. the activity on my dash has gone down like 75% the website is a dead zone
Two things, one more reason to love FMA. Also, that dinosaur oatmeal was the literal bomb and was the reason I got up in the morning for a while in middle school
I know this video was 4 years ago, but… As a person with ADHD, 2:39 is so true. The main ones listed here I have are trouble sleeping, forgetting to eat or drink, having bad focus, being sensitive to sound, and forgetting stuff easily. While I understand that this is the way ADHD is mostly portrayed, it’s still annoying that so many people think of it as inability to sit still or excessive and energy and nothing more.
The thing about the "MASSIVE" CGI battle programme is that after they looked into it further it turned out some of the figures were spawning in facing the wrong direction, and because the code was basically "continue running forwards until you meet an enemy" they'd just sprint off in whatever direction they spawned in facing, which is funnier really. They programmed in artificial "Too dumb to turn around"
For anyone who doesn't get the FMA post but wants to, beware the spoilers ahead. Dr. Tim Marcoh, a man who just happens sound like Johnny Cash in the 03 dub and also happens to be a treasure and one of the smartest people to join the Amestrian military, ran away instead of continuing to aid the genocide of a minority people, the Ishvalans, whom hate alchemy for religious reasons. When he did that, he encrypted and hid the recipe for the philosopher's stone, multiples of which was being used in the extermination of Ishval because they power up the military's alchemists, inside a cookbook inside of the military's main library.
4:17 I just want to say, sometimes no background music makes certain scenes in shows, movies, animes and shit sooooooooooooooooooo much more emotional. Like watch the Persona 4 animation episode where Yu cries
Ah yes, Dr. Marcoh's obscure cooking blog. Ed and Al never would have found it if Sheska didn't remember that blogspot still existed. A truly gripping story arc.
Holy shit that adhd post is _so_ accurate, there’s so many symptoms of adhd that are weird and seem to not be related to it but are absolutely a thing. It’s the actual worst and so annoying to have people dismiss your symptoms cuz “thats not part of adhd!!”
Had it once as a kid and considered getting some when I saw it in the store just to see if it held up to memory. I also got Wild Berry Poptarts for the first time since the '90s and they're just okay. The frosting design is like a time capsule though.
Legit just got the first three volumes of FMA and Volume 1 of Death Note from my school library today. Also; Even if this weren’t a P.M. Seymour video, that FMA post would’ve fueled me to watch it. Love your shit Seymour, get good!
2:11 Literally, without a doubt, the BIGGEST MOOD I’ve ever felt from one of these (in the case of both the videos and the posts Seymour finds in general). SOMEBODY FINALLY PUT IT INTO WORDS!
@@nmanom12what. But like… what’s intimate about it? Scream singing the same songs while contemplating eating the scented soap? (I am a confused demisexual)
@@The-gender-goblin ahh, I see. People will shower together to bond with each other. People usually aren’t wearing clothes in the shower, so there’s that aspect. Anything that happens in shower can range from cleaning each other to getting spicy.
4:17 i always play music softly through my house, it's so quiet that you can't hear it from outside and you probably wouldn't notice it most of the time but you like, know it's there. and it makes so much of a difference in interactions
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"fun has no expiration date" is my favorite sentence
Lol
On the other hand I've tasted that oatmeal and its nasty
Fun is infinite
@@oofimgay6343 I used to love that shit when I was a kid...because of the dinos. It never tasted great (though I still liked it better than most instant oatmeal...which is all fuckin nasty). But...do yourself an oatmeal favor: make some slow cooked steel cut oats and you will never want to eat nasty bullshit mush again. My personal recommendation for slow cooked steel cuts is to replace half of the water in the recipe with whole milk, add a bit of sugar, molasses, ground cloves, ground ginger, and ground cinnamon...ginger snap oatmeal. It is not low calorie, but it is high nutrition.
Actually it has 3 days because teleportation gave them tumors.
If someone was able to eat the shampoo bottle without breaking eye contact, I would instantly be cowed into submission. That is the supreme power move.
T pose and eat shampoo to assert your dominance
Yeah, it would be fun for the 30 seconds that the person would have left before dying
_12K the person would’ve transcended before the soap got to them
@@nou6990 You underestimate the power of *SOAP*
@@_12k70 don't worry they'll make a *clean* getaway
If you add “you laugh now but this was the plot to FMA” to every post like I did in anticipation (I don’t know anything about FMA) things get a whole lot funnier
Okay but it works even better if you use Jojo instead of FMA, trust me on this
Now I want an anime about wine-tasting cats
@@melitopiia4730 You Laugh now but that was the plot to Jojo's Bizzare Adventure
@@marcodragon4995 Sadly That doesn't work if you have a friend more obsessed with JOJO than you.
Yeah well watch FMAB instead, it's better and matches the post more.
If he's:
>9 feet tall
>Carries a massive sword
>Has a badass cape
That's not your man, that is the tyrant god king of the jungle, Yharim.
Consumulate Terraria Calamity??
Unless you have good taste; then that is your man, tyrant god king of the jungle, Yharim
@@cultistofeldrax8316 yes
Ho... Ly.... Shit
Could also be Enkidu
I completely forgot that was a big part of FMA lol
I must hide the secrets of the philosopher's stone so no one can see the horrors that are needed for its creation
*opens his cook book*
Genius
When you find a recipe for a cake to cook for your little girl, but instead it's a philosopher stone: x_x
@@alaina4070 Panacea panforte?
Celia *ingredients to make a Philosopher’s stone
I need context
The full metal alchemist post is so true. That's funny.
Take human souls and combine well in a bowl etched with transmutation circles. Add enough red water to saturate the mixture and then bake in the flames of hell until it resembles a red gemstone. If it allows you to create matter from nothing, you’ve done it right!
@@gavinli1368
*On PPAP theme*
I have a children
I have a dog
how DARE you
@@wolsin9787 I cannot express this enough...
*NOH*
I had honestly forgotten about that part, until the picture came up, and then I was like, *"OH, THAT'S ACTUALLY TRUE"*
WETA thought at first that they had made a really good AI that would flee the battle, but they then they took a closer look and realized that the AI just went of in a random direction to get in to range of an enemy AI.
Laughing out loud
Everyone's running right so the enemy must be left.
Noice
That's just what those soliders want you to think
Random soldier: **Goes 100000 miles away from battle**
Random soldier: Ah yes this is a good spot
"the world is too noise today"
I literally wear noise canceling headphones like 12 hours of the day, every day. Not just to play music (though I do that plenty too) but to block out the world around me.
Then you almost certainly have some kind of disorder, because normal people just DON'T do that.
@@Alizudo possibly. I haven't been tested for anything so I don't know.
I've seen what passes for normal around here and I'm good, thanks. Side note noise canceling headphones that can keep your ears warm too are the literal best.
I got pointed at autism by family and have found the diagnosis quite clarifying. I'd recommend looking to at least the self-assessment tests for ASD since they're a fairly good indicator (though of course, not a diagnosis), are free online and clarity is a rare commodity. But that's my baggage, so... you do you.
That sounds like a good way to be killed & eaten because you couldn't hear a predator stalking you.
Yes, that is a legitimate concern I have in my day-to-day life.
1:01
“Thirst of unfortunate magnitude”
Two things:
1:
That is a fantastic sentence and I’ll be stealing it.
2:
L Report
L Reason?
L *I’m in this video and I don’t like it*
Sir Apple wait wait Wait are you the person so SENT the pickle picture...because if it it you then damn mad props to you man or woman I don’t judge
@@justabackgroundcharacter7736 Are you sure about the woman part?
Max Krujatz yes,yes I am
We're reaching thirst levels that shouldn't even be possible.
@@justabackgroundcharacter7736 Well, then you know about something, I only have seen on the one offbrand website that isn´t blocked by my schools software.
“I’M ALIVE! BUT BARELY!” PM I feel that everyday when I get up and have to ACTUALLY deal with ACTUAL PEOPLE
I had suicidal thoughts at least once a month for over ten years. I am currently over a year and a half without them. I have no idea if you are in those dark woods, but if you are, keep moving forward. You are worthy of life, love, care and support. You don't have to share your problems, but you can let those you care about know "I'm not feeling too cheery and could use a friendly chat". Reaching out is not a sign of weakness, but of strength. The weak let the darkness overtake them. The strong reach out to find someone or something to help guide them out, then take the steps themselves. Appreciate the little victories. Take comfort in the fact that the bad is merely temporary. Take the time to make connections, even if it's just a quick chat with a neighbour you've bumped into to complain about the weather. You can make it out of those dark woods, so long as you don't give up and keep moving forward.
Sean McFadden thanks. I’m going through a lot of emotional anxiety and my seasonal depression is messing me over a lot. I lost three people between August 18’-February 19’. And I had trouble getting through my thoughts. Everyday becomes so much easier and I always reach out and talk to internet friends or text a hotline when it acts up to get me through. It’s hard but everyday I get better and better. Somedays i just don’t wanna deal with people because I wanna be alone by myself when I’m going through depression. I haven’t had Suicide thoughts but I’m getting better with my depression. I really appreciate you reaching out. It means a lot to me
@@amyheaton2522 No worries. I lost a close friend last year and the number of animals I help care for often means that I have to dig a few graves each year as some pass from old age and others via illness or injury that we can't do anything about. It's great that you are taking steps to keep yourself going. It can be very difficult. I wish you all the best with moving forward through your dark times and finding your light/s.
hi can you remind me to drink some water in an hour or so im sorry if this is annoying my entire family is asleep and alarms dont affect me much
The one before the last: No,no,they've got a point
the last one: gold, just perfect
3:20 if your looking for the Fullmetal Alchemist referance.
Thx
If you need medicine you should go to Achamist.
ki Norris it has been fixed
Thanks
Thanks dude
0:30 probably shouldnt eat that or youll
Dienosaur
I can't articulate how much I both hate and love this comment
*O m G*
But... they still *make* Dino porridge! It's fresh! I've been eating it for decades!
ngl i thought you were gonna say you'll e x p i r e, but ig not
I both hate an love this comment to such wild degrees that the scales of humor and hatred have somehow become perfectly balanced. Permanently. I can no longer feel either joy nor hatred. H e l p.
Hmm... so you're saying I need background music
*straps 1 stereo to each shoulder and starts playing an earrape version of Bonetrousle*
*Dabs along behind you to the beat*
When you stop and think for a moment that Present Mic is in fact the smartest of us all, having made that idea his hero costume before everyone realised
(Joins in with plates of Spaghetti.)
I guess mine would be spider dance then **the spider I let live in my room claps along to the beat**
*claps to the beat with intense head banging*
4:10 God, I love Tax Evasion Skeleton. It’s just the perfect blend of innocent and felonious and spoopy. I don’t know why I always have so much trouble finding it.
dino egg oatmeal is still being made and sold, i get it occasionally at my local grocery when i'm in the mood
I get it probably too often because I'm an adult and I now have the power to.
What do you do with the dinosaurs?
@@TADYR MONCH CRONCH
@@TADYR Eat them. They're marshmallows.
Dino egg oatmeal is the best kind of oatmeal.
2:11 It's so obvious that they named it on how we "inconvenience" them instead of what it actually is.
It's kind of impressive, really, how grown adults will have huge emotional tantrums over a child not being able to remember three tasks and needing to write them down.
What? No. Let me explain this easily:
Can’t sleep: Hyperactive
What is a focus: Attention Deficit
Oops I did it again: Attention deficit
I forgot about thing: attention deficit
The rest of what they described is just general anxiety. ADHD is named for its symptoms.
@@DetectiveWraith thank you. Its literally almost entirely an inability to regulate your attention, and that can manifest in a lot of different ways, but the different manifestations aren’t the actual symptoms, just results of them.
@@Vgamer311well, close. You’re thinking of ADD, Attention Deficit Disorder. I would know, I have it. ADHD does make people hyperactive too, which kinda enhances the Attention Deficit, sin, for instance, people with ADD can at least sit still for a bit.
@@DetectiveWraith yes, you’re correct, but it doesnt really change what i said. “Forgetting to drink water for 14 hours because you couldn’t stop playing factorio” still isn’t a symptom of either condition, its a result of the symptom that is inability to regulate attention.
2:21 As someone who is profoundly ADHD, I can safely say that I relate to this post on a spiritual level.
Ditto
I have finally found my people. It makes me feel better that I'm not the only one who suffers.
@@philiphockenbury6563 ay we can suffer *_together_*
@@derodainfamous Apes together, strong.
What gets me even more is that the HYPO-active (under active) one that was previously known as ADD now just gets lumped in with the HYPER-active one. So when I say I have ADHD people assume I have the “Trouble Sitting Still” disorder, but really I have the “I can sit still and do absolutely nothing for days at a time, am extremely quiet, easily entertained, and a bit slow” disorder. The fact that the two are called the same thing still makes me mad.
0:15 i... I remember loving those. I never let the eggs dissolve, though, because the egg part tasted really good. That's why my mom stopped buying them.
Same.
For real though I am the mom on the other side of this, I bought these for my kids since their Nana gives it to them for breakfast and when they get it at home they take all the eggs out, eat the eggs and waste the oatmeal hahaha
I still buy it on special occasions like if I take them out to pick their movie snacks for movie nights. It’s one of the top picks. Especially when we watch a Dino movie.
but not for breakfast, they gotta eat something in the morning or they both act wack.
FMA: it's not just the obscure recipe blogs though, it's the traveling blog, it's the serial dating blog, and it's all state secrets xD
@@bleeb90 I love that little bit of lore! I know Alex isn't likely to have any research but if he does I headcanon he blends it into his art pieces. Also fuck Bertholt Hawkeye, all my homies hate Bertholt Hawkeye, that was an awful way to conceal his research.
2:06
I actually read the URL first and still got confused by the post.
Then that reply told me to reread the URL and I finally understood.
I am what is known in the scientific community as a “dumbass of universal proportions”.
No, I am that, so don't worry, now give me back my crown I got space rokets to not fully understand yet others do.
GoldNightCat Reyes
What’s a ‘rocket’?
Is it like those giant glow sticks they send to that really cheesy place?
What is the URL? I didn't see it in the video
SuperZez
One-time-I-dreamt
@@sirapple589 Oh, that's the URL? I'm... not familiar with tumblr, so I didn't realize. I thought that was her username.
Fun Fact: All the Orcs in the Orc Army in LOTR where randomly generated- each of them being unique!
2:11 I have ADHD and I can confirm this is the
The distraction got em before they finished the post
@@MsIDKwatmynameis ya know that was not even do it on purpose it just kind of happened
Totally me.
I do too, and I can confi
Same
3:55 put some RESPECT on Tabs, this is the BEST april fools game I've ever played
2:58 us italian have a saying, if you fall in Venices water you are either gonna die or come back whit thousand of diseases
That or superpowers.
@@npc6817 branchie
@@npc6817_italian_ superpowers.
@@toasterhavingabath6980Pasta Paisano, the hero we need
3:45 that program WAS a totally accurate battle simulator
You MASSIVES...!
Why are you running?!
2:16 OKAY BUT ALL THOSE THINGS LISTED ARE ME BUT I HAVEN'T BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH ADHD SHOULD I BE WORRIED?????
Adhd isnt something you have to worry about or hate, if youre curious i can recomennded How to ADHD on youtube, Jessica is amazing at explaining and making yourself feel heard and seen.
How to know you have ADHD by How to ADHD is a good place to start.
And you could also check out this one;
the 'unofficial' ADHD quiz for adults by TotallyADD (it's more funny than just a test)
Honestly those things describe not just me, but every single person I associate with what I'm saying is that (in the spirit of tumblr) I'm an accidental reverse ableist
As someone who just found out 3 weeks ago that I almost definitely have ADHD (not officially diagnosed yet, but I've done a lot of research and talked with several people who have it, and I'm going to try and get diagnosed as soon as I can), I would DEFINITELY recommend doing some research. If you have any friends diagnosed with ADHD, definitely talk to them about it--that's how I found out. I casually mentioned to a friend who has ADHD that sometimes I wonder if I don't have mild ADHD, describing a few of the things that lined up with what I knew about ADHD. We got to talking about it and she basically told me "Girl, you've got textbook adult ADHD." If you don't know anyone with ADHD, try and find firsthand accounts of people who have it--hell, Tumblr posts like these honestly gave me a better understanding of what ADHD actually entailed than lists of symptoms, especially since those symptom lists tend to focus on how it presents in young boys, and how it might appear to an outside; they rarely say about executive dysfunction, emotional dysregulation, rejection sensitivity, or any of the other loveliness that comes with ADHD, which if you ask me are far more notable and characteristic than "can't focus" and "impulsive." And especially if you're an adult and/or female, look up how ADHD manifests in each group, since it's underdiagnosed in females (who are more likely to have the inattentive form) and looks different in adults than in young kids.
I'd also recommend checking out ADHD-Alien's comics. She does a good job explaining a lot of core concepts of ADHD and tackling the emotional ramifications of living with ADHD, especially if it's gone undiagnosed for most of your life.
Wish you the best mate. Hopefully you'll find researching ADHD as enlightening and relieving as I did--I honestly did not realize executive dysfunction was an abnormal experience I thought I was just a lazy procrastinator. There was a certain freedom in learning that there were obstacles in front of me that other people didn't face, and that maybe, just maybe, I wasn't a lazy and pathetic sod.
I should ask my therapist what she thinks I hate self diagnosing but I really think I have it and I was right about my depression
ADHD is not really something to be worried about. I've been diagnosed since early childhood and I have managed it just fine. I would go to a doctor and see if you can get a diagnosis, and if you have it then you can just focus on figuring out ways to cope with the symptoms (for instance, I cope with the forgetfulness by setting alarms for everything). It also becomes a lot easier to deal with your shortcomings when you can say for sure that they do not actually come from you, just from a disorder you happen to have.
3:55 yeah I saw thus in the LOTR extras dvd- turns out the ones that “ ran away” were just facing the wrong direction and charged.
Gather round fellow Goblins, the tumblr man is back
Hrreen THE TUMBLR BELONGS ONLY TO MEEEEEE!
@Xanon Gooseman oh shit oh fuck
Goblins are still adorable little chaos bringers.
@@deamoncastor7307
Goblins were literally designed to be as disgusting as possible what the fuck are you high on
As a person who watched all 40 hours of FMA, I was in hysterics when I saw that post XD
3:30
Oh look, it’s my favourite dog trainer!
why
Steven Kißkalt
Your suffering is sweeter than the finest of sugars.
More of a breeder really.
Ewthulhu
But he only ever had a single litter and it was only one pup.
oh no, I'm fine
I was just asking for the sake of others
0:18 I thought these were not real? Like it is just some monster food nonsense, but I CAN EAT THESE? Nyhehehe!
@@Vivian_Za_Determined_LunaMoth they have some at my local Walmart
4:30 We actually had a cat that did this.
Mom dribbled a little bit of wine on the patio so he could taste it, thinking it would get him to stop _begging_ for her drink.
Well guess what, SHE WAS WRONG! 😻
3:48 I'D call that artificial intelligence
I NEED that program omfg!
ORGANIC COWARDICE
i havn't used tumlr in several months and honestly your videos are the only way I absorb the websites content anymore
Can you tell me how to make an account for Tumblr please?
@@deamoncastor7307 are you sure you want a tumblr account?
@@thecrb1579 its better than Twitter
@@CrossTrash its only better than twitter now becuase most of the population left for twitter during 2018. the activity on my dash has gone down like 75% the website is a dead zone
THE FMA ONE HAD ME DEAD BECAUSE THATS LITERALLY THE PLOT BOILED DOWN
2:39 the fact i can relate to all of it without even being diagnosed scares me...
Time to get tested
The dinosaur oatmeal was my favorite breakfast as a child. We even had a bowl for them with dinosaurs on it that changed color when it got warm.
Two things, one more reason to love FMA. Also, that dinosaur oatmeal was the literal bomb and was the reason I got up in the morning for a while in middle school
3:31 & 4:11
These were funny enough on your own but for some reason, you reading them out just made me BUST OUT LAUGHING
t a x e v a s i o n
I.
Want.
That.
Program.
Pls tell me someone knows where i can find that program!
What about 4:30??
@@brycenmayer7686 I liked that too and it's totally mood, but it didn't make me laugh.
Yeaa
2:44 That is basically what the words in Attention Deficit / Hyperactive Disorder means.
3:27 I hate it, but that is 100% true
the fullmetal alchemist one is literally actually facts, edward and alphonse found how to make the philosopher stone all from a fucking recipe 😭😭
Not A recipe, "1000 everyday recipes by Marco", a recipe's book.
2:29 I thought he said "eat a drink" for a second there...
*pauses from eating a soap bottle* hm?
You technically can eat a drink
Ice is frozen water, water is a drink
I personally like crunchy drinks
Lil’ Nugget But ice doesn’t qualify as a drink when it’s frozen, so basically ice is food.
Heavy is the head with an adorable elf girl clinging to it
3- piece Popeye’s chicken meal, home alone, and a new PM Seymour vid...
Life
Is
Good
Yo slide some Popeye's over, I'm hungry
@@PMSeymour *flings a can of spinach* okay take iT AND RUN
👀👀 you got that sammich???
*Shines Blacc signal*
Screams* "Send in the Horde!!!!"
3:28 From a person who has dove deep down in FMA logic it is indeed the plot.
1:21
WAIT NO SEYMOUR DONT TEMPT THEM
@Cringe Bitch don't do it-
Imma send him mine but for him and not the stupid drawing
@@mrpages6384 How dare you insult Kevin like that.
@@mrpages6384 well then
What did Kevin ever do to you
Never in my life, did I think I would hear "artificial cowardice" with my own two ears on a Tumblr post about LOTR being read out to me by PM
Can confirm, life is awkward because there isn't natural incidental music. That's like the first thing they teach you in music history/theory.
3:11 I'll tell you what's up: apparently Ezio is the only person in all of renaissance Italy who knew how to swim!
Not mine, but funny; 4:40
"I shall now cleanse my pallet by knocking this off the table."
I know this video was 4 years ago, but… As a person with ADHD, 2:39 is so true. The main ones listed here I have are trouble sleeping, forgetting to eat or drink, having bad focus, being sensitive to sound, and forgetting stuff easily. While I understand that this is the way ADHD is mostly portrayed, it’s still annoying that so many people think of it as inability to sit still or excessive and energy and nothing more.
1:22 Oh, hey, that's me! :D
ColorBit the legend
You sent the pic or made the comment?
The thing about the "MASSIVE" CGI battle programme is that after they looked into it further it turned out some of the figures were spawning in facing the wrong direction, and because the code was basically "continue running forwards until you meet an enemy" they'd just sprint off in whatever direction they spawned in facing, which is funnier really. They programmed in artificial "Too dumb to turn around"
2:34 you dont understand ive watched 3 mega binge compilations in the last 36 hours and am dangerously dehydrated
4:25 this is why i always have my headphones
ALWAYS
SAME
FOR REAL
I CANNOT FUNCTION IN SILENCE
2:53 i played i think the first assasins creed game and you die when you touch water like wtf
johne16 minecraft Either the devs didn’t have time or money to program swimming or Altair is extremely hydrophobic. You decide.
Wasn't it canon that Altair didn't know how to swim
Animus 1.0 didn't have the "swimming" feature at the time. :v
Daniel The Demon that’s John from RDR I don’t think there was any reason you couldn’t swim in the first few games
0:10 it’s Papyrus’s favorite food!!
2:00 Two things:
1. RIP
2. K.O.
0:22 - You say that, but dino egg oatmeal is still being produced to this day; I just bought myself a box of them two days ago.
Ok the dino egg oatmeal still exists and is still made.
Source: it's in my pantry downstairs. And I had it for breakfast yesterday
Couldn't agree more about the "read URLs" part, I too was thoroughly confused.
3:28 IT LITERALLY ISSSSSSSS
I rewatched FMA just to understand this one text post and honestly?? yeah, they’re right.
“Fun has no expiration date.”
No, but I have an expiration date.
For anyone who doesn't get the FMA post but wants to, beware the spoilers ahead.
Dr. Tim Marcoh, a man who just happens sound like Johnny Cash in the 03 dub and also happens to be a treasure and one of the smartest people to join the Amestrian military, ran away instead of continuing to aid the genocide of a minority people, the Ishvalans, whom hate alchemy for religious reasons. When he did that, he encrypted and hid the recipe for the philosopher's stone, multiples of which was being used in the extermination of Ishval because they power up the military's alchemists, inside a cookbook inside of the military's main library.
4:17
I just want to say, sometimes no background music makes certain scenes in shows, movies, animes and shit sooooooooooooooooooo much more emotional.
Like watch the Persona 4 animation episode where Yu cries
These are more like Early Afternoon Tumblr Posts at this point
"You laugh, but that is the plot to fma."
I need to watch that anime. Cause that reblog sounds like a shitpost.
The truth will blow your mind then.
tyrantking9000 it is honestly accurate and it scared me
Ah yes, Dr. Marcoh's obscure cooking blog. Ed and Al never would have found it if Sheska didn't remember that blogspot still existed. A truly gripping story arc.
2:45 looks like the setlist to the most relatable album ever
1:30 why are they assuming Mothman is both into women and looking for a relationship right now?
1:40 And if he can see into the future and primarily drinks eggnog, then he's Indrid Cold, Mothman.
Holy shit that adhd post is _so_ accurate, there’s so many symptoms of adhd that are weird and seem to not be related to it but are absolutely a thing. It’s the actual worst and so annoying to have people dismiss your symptoms cuz “thats not part of adhd!!”
So I need Background Music for my Life to be less awkward ? *Straps Boombox on Back* lets Roll Out
4:16 Nyeh Heh Heh!!! I know how to beat you human! With TAX EVASION!
*sees thumbnail* Seymour gOD *_DAMN IT-_*
i jUST FIN *ISHED WATCHING FMA BROTHERHOOD*
LMFAO
@@shadowstriker6506 Oof
🐶 Ed....ward?
@@brandoncamacho5532 *_NO_*
"I'M ALIVE!...But b a r e l y...My voice is still kinda weird, but it's F U N CT I O N A L!"
2:12
IS THAT WHAT ADHD IS?!?!?!
The eggs in dinosaur oatmeal hatch??
Papyrus, I understand why it's your favourite food now!
0:47 please tell me the guy replying made an account to teply to that comment
"That's the plot of FMA? I don't reme...- _thinks for a second_ OOH MY GOD IT IS"
*the elric brothers have entered the freaking chat*
‘IM ALIVE! But barely-‘ life quote
4:17 Jokes on you, headphones on 23/7 and they only play Miku Hatsune
Orange Tree what.... what happened to the other hour?
@@nuclearbirds A daily hour of silence in memory of two fallen "waterproof" soldiers is reserved for shower thoughts
2:11, I’d just like to add, ADD is literally the same disorder, but specifically without any hyperactivity.
0:13 WOWIE! That is the Great Papyrus’s favorite food!
4:23 I literally have my headphones glued to my ears and yes it does make life way less awkward
do... do i have adhd according to tumblr cause i do all of those things almost every other day
I remember having that oatmeal as a child
Had it once as a kid and considered getting some when I saw it in the store just to see if it held up to memory.
I also got Wild Berry Poptarts for the first time since the '90s and they're just okay. The frosting design is like a time capsule though.
Me at 0:55; I'm a brave boy.
Me at 1:00; not a brave enough boy for THIS!
I have approximately 1.4 memories of the dinosaur oatmeal and I'm shook. I didn't even know I knew about that until I saw that post
0:35 those are still made.
i had some a while ago and it was awesome but the dinos did taste sorta weird 0_0
Your pfp is so relatable
Legit just got the first three volumes of FMA and Volume 1 of Death Note from my school library today. Also; Even if this weren’t a P.M. Seymour video, that FMA post would’ve fueled me to watch it. Love your shit Seymour, get good!
1:35 for some reason why he said those three details I thought of Zen from MysticMessenger. Am I the only one that thought this?
2:11
Literally, without a doubt, the BIGGEST MOOD I’ve ever felt from one of these (in the case of both the videos and the posts Seymour finds in general). SOMEBODY FINALLY PUT IT INTO WORDS!
1:53 Who takes a shower WHILE SOMEONE IS USING IT?
Sometimes couples will shower together because it’s intimate
@@nmanom12what. But like… what’s intimate about it? Scream singing the same songs while contemplating eating the scented soap?
(I am a confused demisexual)
@@The-gender-goblin ahh, I see. People will shower together to bond with each other. People usually aren’t wearing clothes in the shower, so there’s that aspect. Anything that happens in shower can range from cleaning each other to getting spicy.
This is something that somebody dreamt read their username
4:17
i always play music softly through my house, it's so quiet that you can't hear it from outside and you probably wouldn't notice it most of the time but you like, know it's there. and it makes so much of a difference in interactions