Superman's Weaknesses are USELESS

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  • @ShadowSlayer1441
    @ShadowSlayer1441 วันที่ผ่านมา +15787

    A normal rock is also a shard of the planet where Batman's parent's died. Batman is vulnerable to rocks, coincidence? I think not!

    • @ClockworkGearhead
      @ClockworkGearhead วันที่ผ่านมา +456

      Would have been funnier if you said lead, because, lol, bullets.

    • @ravindupadmanath2802
      @ravindupadmanath2802 วันที่ผ่านมา +295

      I guess croc's "I THREW A ROCK AT HIM" really was effective.

    • @technorave555
      @technorave555 วันที่ผ่านมา +165

      "Everyone has a [rock] limit."- The Flash

    • @Night5225
      @Night5225 วันที่ผ่านมา +92

      orphanite

    • @Mate397
      @Mate397 วันที่ผ่านมา +43

      @@ravindupadmanath2802 "It was a big rock..."

  • @mjbull5156
    @mjbull5156 วันที่ผ่านมา +1776

    "Superman, you did not so much destroy the kryptonite rock as turn it into a fine airborne dust. A radioactive dust, which we are all now breathing in. So thanks a lot for that."

    • @buzz3248
      @buzz3248 วันที่ผ่านมา +119

      Superman's lasers can penetrate black holes, so if we go by physics he can either destroy kryptonite on an atomic level or straight up delete like a black hole does to matter

    • @akaneriyun4774
      @akaneriyun4774 วันที่ผ่านมา +70

      He didn't destroy it but he did scatter its atoms with his heat vision. It's no longer kryptonite if he broke it down to simpler elements.

    • @Walt_Raleigh
      @Walt_Raleigh วันที่ผ่านมา +41

      Superman's laser eyes are energy based, not concussive, so he can very well destroy it to an atomic level, which is in line with the "Nah, I'd win" personality he has in this sketch.

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      ​@@akaneriyun4774Not sure how that works. Krypton is an element, but it's a noble gas, so it won't form ionic bonds. I don't know what kryptonite is supposed to be chemically, but what Superman is weak to is the radiation, which seems to be nuclear. Although, it's fantasy, it's not required to make sense.

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      ​@@buzz3248Black holes don't delete matter, they absorb it. The mass becomes part of the black hole.

  • @mohamed-degkayse7265
    @mohamed-degkayse7265 วันที่ผ่านมา +16051

    "Your weakness is magic!"
    "Yea everyone's weak to magic, its fucking magic"

    • @MarvinPowell1
      @MarvinPowell1 วันที่ผ่านมา +438

      Fighting types aren't. (Batman is a Fighting type.)

    • @kris-lembelembe
      @kris-lembelembe วันที่ผ่านมา +548

      @@MarvinPowell1 magic is fairy type sooooooo

    • @RD-zx6py
      @RD-zx6py วันที่ผ่านมา +574

      It's like Martian Manhunter being weak to fire. Yep, just like the rest of us.

    • @starterking
      @starterking วันที่ผ่านมา +154

      ​@@kris-lembelembe It's actually the psychic type. See Alakazam and Delphox and hoopa heck even the fairy types with magic related designs like Hatterene are part psychic. The magician trainer class used psychic types. And off the top of my head there's probably more.
      Enamorus is a fairy genie I guess so that is one for fairy but not psychic. But magic is overwhelmingly psychic related.

    • @michaelchi1336
      @michaelchi1336 วันที่ผ่านมา +124

      @@RD-zx6pyactually Martian manhunter isn’t hurt by fire he’s just afraid of it and for good reason

  • @theworldsgreatestjidiot9667
    @theworldsgreatestjidiot9667 วันที่ผ่านมา +1167

    2:16 Supermans other weakness is being in a comic book that doesn't have his name on it

    • @spiffygonzales5160
      @spiffygonzales5160 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

      Eh. Yesnt. Some people generally prefer a weaker Superman anyways. And even aside from that, going easy on the likes of wonder woman and Aquaman and not winning (again he's not really trying) isn't exactly a loss

    • @JesusVillalobos
      @JesusVillalobos 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

      Like, Batman in Detective Comics?

    • @JJunkAFunk
      @JJunkAFunk 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      “The Death Of Superman”

    • @spacevagabond4017
      @spacevagabond4017 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

      Let’s just summarize that (and arguably his other weaknesses) as: “Writers.”
      It’s also the biggest weakness of many heroes, The Flash and Spider-Man most famously.

    • @Leeloo-Foxx
      @Leeloo-Foxx 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@spacevagabond4017 some would say that spider-mans writers are the true villian of his world even

  • @TheDrCN
    @TheDrCN วันที่ผ่านมา +7401

    You know what, I also can't see through lead, am not immune to magic, and can be physically harmed by being pelted with space rocks. I'm basically the same as Superman.

    • @sbeveroni2048
      @sbeveroni2048 วันที่ผ่านมา +598

      Also the thought of dead kryptonians doesn't affect your psyche, seems like you're an upgrade to Superman.

    • @SirsasthNigam.
      @SirsasthNigam. วันที่ผ่านมา +41

      but you can't lift a car with Tactile Telekinesis
      or have Superhuman condition , Optic blasts , X-ray Vision and thats just a few

    • @thekingofdoges
      @thekingofdoges วันที่ผ่านมา +188

      @@SirsasthNigam. no idea what you're talking about

    • @unbearable9770
      @unbearable9770 วันที่ผ่านมา +106

      Can you get a job as a mild mannered reporter for a great metropolitan newspaper!???

    • @notredboi
      @notredboi วันที่ผ่านมา +107

      ​@@SirsasthNigam. But do you any proof he can't do any of that?

  • @mechafreak7938
    @mechafreak7938 วันที่ผ่านมา +4338

    Was I the only expecting the conversation to steer towards Batman realizing he might have to get checked for cancer upon realizing how often he's been around exposed kryptonite like Lex?

    • @aminadabbrulle8252
      @aminadabbrulle8252 วันที่ผ่านมา +219

      He already did that after the Zarbar reveal.

    • @nonnon-existent
      @nonnon-existent วันที่ผ่านมา +136

      It's a prequel to Lego Batman's cancer

    • @small.clover
      @small.clover วันที่ผ่านมา +31

      Someone already did that bit, can't remember if it was solidjj or not

    • @DKen2021
      @DKen2021 วันที่ผ่านมา +56

      Oftentimes he usually has it encased in a containter, possibly lined with lead, so I'm sure Batman had considered the possibility of the material having a negative effect. Meanwhile, Lex the genius just had a chunk of it consealed in their coat pockets.

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe วันที่ผ่านมา

      Kryptonite only gives you Lego cancer, which is actually very treatable

  • @BurnByMoonlight
    @BurnByMoonlight วันที่ผ่านมา +2107

    If there’s one thing I’ve learned from reading Warhammer books, it’s that everyone has a weakness and it’s the author.

    • @Quonzer
      @Quonzer วันที่ผ่านมา +36

      Underrated comment.

    • @Jordan-ii4ip
      @Jordan-ii4ip วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      Speaking of Henry Cavill...

    • @incapablecreditor8117
      @incapablecreditor8117 วันที่ผ่านมา +39

      So what you're saying is, if we kill Jerry Siegel, batman will finally win! Well, let's get to it boys

    • @Sthose
      @Sthose วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      Phil Kelly is the kryptonite of the Tau Empire and the Tau fans

    • @manncake6828
      @manncake6828 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      ​@@Jordan-ii4ipDang amazon they had a good thing there then ruined it like netflix ruining the witcher :(

  • @maxwellquipey1
    @maxwellquipey1 วันที่ผ่านมา +163

    "Every kryptonian ever" implies superman is either not a kryptonian or is a ghost

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      Or both.

    • @Ed_man_talking9
      @Ed_man_talking9 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

      he does count as an American, that title could just be a nationality and not a race.

    • @Thrarm
      @Thrarm 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@Ed_man_talking9 dues citizenship

    • @dragoknight589
      @dragoknight589 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@ThrarmI think the papers for the first one were destroyed

    • @Cendrail0001
      @Cendrail0001 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      "And so at the end of the day, even though my skin, be it made of steel, (...) I still consider myself man"

  • @Pillow795
    @Pillow795 วันที่ผ่านมา +8329

    As a purse-stealer, it's very useful for stealing purses. People tend to be very afraid of glowing green rocks.

    • @devourerofsouls4079
      @devourerofsouls4079 วันที่ผ่านมา +197

      Can confirm, I was the three pieces of kryptonite.

    • @pileofbread3456
      @pileofbread3456 วันที่ผ่านมา +81

      Can confirm, I was the purse

    • @ap7635
      @ap7635 วันที่ผ่านมา +73

      Yeah but can you steal enough to afford the cancer treatments?

    • @abhinandhari7812
      @abhinandhari7812 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

      But u shouldn't steal the pink one

    • @Lo-Sir
      @Lo-Sir วันที่ผ่านมา +42

      @@abhinandhari7812 I especially steal the pink one

  • @RS-bi1pc
    @RS-bi1pc วันที่ผ่านมา +6601

    "It has to touch me"
    meanwhile, Superman every time it's even in the same room as him: "Oh god, my organs, I am immediately weaker than a terminally ill cancer patient on their death bed!"

    • @eatingyoshi4403
      @eatingyoshi4403 วันที่ผ่านมา +312

      I've always thought that was more of a movies thing but Im no DC expert so w/e.

    • @fishonmydish7774
      @fishonmydish7774 วันที่ผ่านมา +592

      @@eatingyoshi4403 pretty sure in the cross-over for B:TAS and S:TAS Batman just holds it out like 10 feet away and Superman basically falls over, then he throws it in a glass of water and it stops affecting him as much.
      Not to mention it was a tiny shard in a plastic baggie, so it really just depends on the writer.

    • @redrick8900
      @redrick8900 วันที่ผ่านมา +228

      @@fishonmydish7774 Size of the rock isn't determinative. A smaller rock could have a much higher radioactive charge than a larger one.

    • @billybobby4637
      @billybobby4637 วันที่ผ่านมา +74

      From CBR:
      I know for Gold K it's two feet (according to Mark Waid's Super-Quiz, hosted on this very site). Obviously Green has a much wider radius of effect; I seem to recall Luthor mentioning 10 meters in the Action Comics Annual #10? Even if it wasn't that, I'm sure he noted an exact distance.
      Edit: I looked the page up, Luthor said 10 feet, not 10 meters. Regardless, that's an official number, at least for the nebulous (in regards to Superman continuity prior to Secret Origins) and relatively brief post-Infinite Crisis pre-New 52 period. The number may have been different for other versions.

    • @c.m.6487
      @c.m.6487 วันที่ผ่านมา +160

      It's a pointless "weakness" anyway. In the majority of cases it just makes him "weak," and yet somehow villains are never able to kill him while he is under the effect. In many cases Superman still takes a punch from a giant monster or Zod or something, which would liquefy a normal human, and he survives. Superman has ALWAYS been the original "Mary Sue." 🙄

  • @jmssnetto
    @jmssnetto วันที่ผ่านมา +978

    3:32 that one second of "BATMAAAAANNN" after he just assumed he could win Superman by affecting him emotionally is killing me

  • @aros0018
    @aros0018 วันที่ผ่านมา +46

    I think the major thing that everyone forgets is that it's not like it's these guys' first day on the job as superheroes. They've been active in-universe for years and had to fight people who tried to use their weaknesses against them. After a while through just sheer experience alone they'd start coming up with ways to get around their weaknesses.
    Think about it. Everyone on the planet knows that Kryptonite is Superman's weakness...and yet he's still standing.
    That's not just happenstance, he actually had to get good at dealing with Kryptonite.

    • @LuznoLindo
      @LuznoLindo วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      A pretty clever way to see all this. Well done.

    • @spacevagabond4017
      @spacevagabond4017 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      Pretty much. God knows if I had powers and weaknesses, first thing I’m doing is figuring out how to mitigate/handle them, or never tell a soul about them.
      If I were a kryptonian, I’m not saying squat about my kryptonite weakness at the start-Lex figuring out and deducing kryptonite could harm him in the movie is still some of the most insane luck I’ve ever seen. Or if I were Spider-Man, nobody is going to learn about spider sense unless they’re psychic.

    • @williamgrimm2452
      @williamgrimm2452 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      It’s a bit of an honor system. Superman doesn’t laser people to death from orbit, so when they surprise him with kryptonite they don’t then instantly kill him either

  • @Nathana56
    @Nathana56 วันที่ผ่านมา +4606

    I love how they’ve had this weakness conversation way more than once

    • @Antenna17701...
      @Antenna17701... วันที่ผ่านมา +165

      That's how you know it's a realistic friendship

    • @jeremybrown9611
      @jeremybrown9611 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nathanmutai1861
      @nathanmutai1861 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      Excellent observation, Nathan! 🤝

    • @ZeissWorld
      @ZeissWorld วันที่ผ่านมา

      Don't translate... 😠
      भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु......

    • @Romashka_Sov
      @Romashka_Sov วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      ​@@ZeissWorldokay, I will not

  • @aidangordon2713
    @aidangordon2713 วันที่ผ่านมา +5296

    Ah, Superman. If he weren't such a sweetheart, he'd be a universal threat.

    • @BR-jw7pm
      @BR-jw7pm วันที่ผ่านมา +189

      That’s kind of why I’m not a Superman fan; he’s basically invincible to everything but THE strongest stuff. I’m not saying he’s a badly written CHR cuz I like the fact he has this god-like powers but has the willpower to use it for good; it’s just boring if the hero is TOO strong (though in Supe’s defense, I haven’t seen much SM media so there’s probs a lot of things I’m overlooking; correct me if I’m wrong on anything)

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 วันที่ผ่านมา +120

      Injustice in a nutshell. Only reason he continues to do what he does it because Batman won't kill him and vice versa.

    • @Kamiyoda
      @Kamiyoda วันที่ผ่านมา +63

      And he'd have a dumb name like Superboy Prime.
      Just spit balling here, not singling anyone out.

    • @jaimebustillofernandez3901
      @jaimebustillofernandez3901 วันที่ผ่านมา +99

      Even worse, Supes himself is FAR more powerful than the infamous superman-but-evil characters (tighten, omniman, brightburn, homelander)

    • @MusicoftheDamned
      @MusicoftheDamned วันที่ผ่านมา +133

      ​@@BR-jw7pmTo be fair, a lot of Superman stories are boring and poorlu written in part because they focus almost exclusively on his overwhelming power that you know he's going to win with even if they don't go the even more boring "cynical and/or evil Superman" route like _Batman v. Superman_ and _Injustice_ did. His better written stories tend to focus more on how kind he is *despite* all of the powers, like _All-Star Superman_ and such.
      (To be fair to Superman though, you generally know most big-name heroes are going to win in the end, so that's not an issue exclusive to him.)

  • @gerlofsdonia4522
    @gerlofsdonia4522 วันที่ผ่านมา +791

    The thumbnail reminds me of that one cover where Superman became immune to kryptonite and just ate a big chunk of it for no reason other than to show off.

    • @Sparkle8205
      @Sparkle8205 วันที่ผ่านมา +41

      mmm yummy radiation

    • @declan6602
      @declan6602 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      @@gerlofsdonia4522 Kryptonite Nevermore! Love that comic

    • @christopher20206
      @christopher20206 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      I remember seeing a comic page Superman just inhale kryptonite gas and say "kryptonite my favourite"

    • @declan6602
      @declan6602 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      @christopher20206 that was Ultraman

    • @kenstorm707
      @kenstorm707 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@christopher20206 Not Superman, Ultraman. Ultraman's weakness is blue kryptonite.

  • @imperialdragon4516
    @imperialdragon4516 วันที่ผ่านมา +161

    The ultimate superman with common sense and no dumb plot

    • @Ocastia
      @Ocastia 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      The common sense of Shooting a laser at a radioactive rock...
      At best it does nothing, The second best option is that he cuts the rock in half, which achieves nothing, worst case the rock shatters into a fine Radioactive mist.
      Great idea if you want to give everyone in the room lung cancer.

    • @reliantbelial2341
      @reliantbelial2341 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      What if i cast perish tho

  • @cCrossoRr
    @cCrossoRr วันที่ผ่านมา +6892

    Red sunlight. Everyone always forgets this one

    • @carcosian
      @carcosian วันที่ผ่านมา +1421

      Not very relevant in a solar system with a yellow sun.

    • @ClockworkGearhead
      @ClockworkGearhead วันที่ผ่านมา +629

      @@carcosian Yeah, but that's how Red Son was defeated. No need to leave the solar system.

    • @CommanderSteelTrap
      @CommanderSteelTrap วันที่ผ่านมา +641

      He’s flown through Red Suns before and kept going. That one takes time and if he’s got enough Yellow Sun radiation in him, it’s not gonna do much.

    • @cCrossoRr
      @cCrossoRr วันที่ผ่านมา +561

      @@carcosian Red sunlight lamps. I mean Soviet batman almost killed superman with them

    • @PrDrNintendo
      @PrDrNintendo วันที่ผ่านมา +78

      I mean, can anyone really just turn our sun red just like that?

  • @ፔ̇̈
    @ፔ̇̈ วันที่ผ่านมา +1837

    Lex Luthor being negatively impacted by Kryptonite was actually shown in one of the DC animated series.

    • @kaladinthepaladin7929
      @kaladinthepaladin7929 วันที่ผ่านมา +251

      He then proceeded to blame Superman for making him carry it around.

    • @TheMastermind7259
      @TheMastermind7259 วันที่ผ่านมา +86

      ​@@kaladinthepaladin7929well that's understandable but what I don't understand is why he kept it on himself for *years.* I mean, the kryptonite, it affects humans too, but only if it's there for years, meaning that Luthor just kept that on himself for goddamn years and after 10 million fights with Superman finally took it off from himself?
      I feel like DC made a big plot hole in there.

    • @kyotanaka920
      @kyotanaka920 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

      The kryptonite has also sometimes given him super powers as a result of cancer. Whether it's from Brianiac or just some freak occurrence

    • @jonahmiller5881
      @jonahmiller5881 วันที่ผ่านมา +101

      @@TheMastermind7259 It's Lex Luthor. Obsessing over Superman's superiority is a core aspect of his identity. It would be strange for him not to keep Kryptonite on him at all times.
      Hardly a plot hole.

    • @Rabidratwithnosoul
      @Rabidratwithnosoul วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      Didn't the rock give lex super cancer

  • @omarelsheikh7249
    @omarelsheikh7249 วันที่ผ่านมา +1574

    these weakness videos are so funny because you know we've been building to this exact video since the start

    • @ZeissWorld
      @ZeissWorld วันที่ผ่านมา

      Don't translate... 😠
      भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु.....

    • @datcat11scratch
      @datcat11scratch วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      @@ZeissWorld i don't think something's more likely to happen just because you wrote it in sanskrit
      also wouldn't you want to get subscribers from people actually liking your content? oh wait, you don't have any lol

    • @Dinoman-mo7mt
      @Dinoman-mo7mt วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      Okay, i won't and i won't subscribe either.​@@ZeissWorld

    • @nihtgengalastnamegoeshere7526
      @nihtgengalastnamegoeshere7526 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@ZeissWorld नहि।
      त्वं मूर्खः असि।

  • @TheBloccobill
    @TheBloccobill วันที่ผ่านมา +58

    The twist from batman being cheerful being cut off to a grave saying "every kryptonian ever" is a pure masterpiece of comedy

  • @AloMoMoMola
    @AloMoMoMola วันที่ผ่านมา +1442

    "Faster than a speeding bullet" reminded me of the movie where Metallo morhps his hand into a gun and even drops a one liner before shooting Superman with a shard of kryptonite and Supes literally couldn't react in time to dodge or do anything
    also, you're neglecting Superman's biggest canonical weakness "Robots, but only if they're big enough"

    • @federicopalacios7439
      @federicopalacios7439 วันที่ผ่านมา +300

      That's the problem with comics, Flash is also canonically trillions of times faster than light, and can react instantly to anything. So for example, if a bullet were to him him, he would react to it, turn around, and see that a bullet was attempting to pierce his skin, all in the time it takes the bullet to move even a milimeter. Yet, he has been taken down with bullets many times; same applies for Superman, he's not THAT fast, but he's still much faster than light, no bullet or arrow should ever be able to catch him offguard in any possible scenario.

    • @RafelChip
      @RafelChip วันที่ผ่านมา +28

      I think the movie is ‘Batman and Superman public enemy #1”

    • @ZeissWorld
      @ZeissWorld วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Don't translate... 😠
      भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु......

    • @TheDirtysouthfan
      @TheDirtysouthfan วันที่ผ่านมา +60

      In that same movie, Superman survives having a piece of Kryptonite lodged next to his heart and later on he completely overpowers the effects of a large dose of Kryptonite through sheer willpower while fighting Lex Luthor. That movie made Kryptonite look really weak.

    • @SWAHswah-tm7sn
      @SWAHswah-tm7sn วันที่ผ่านมา +54

      ​@@RafelChipit's been adapted multiple times and for such a stupid way to take him down it's been quite prevalent.
      They did the kryptonite bullet for the sake of simplifying tower of babbel instead of...whatever the fuck that was that made that really weird looking panel.

  • @giantWario
    @giantWario วันที่ผ่านมา +536

    I mean after they were pretty much disintegrated by the explosion of their entire planet, what's left of the Kryptonians could probably fit in that grave.

    • @hossdelgado626
      @hossdelgado626 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

      Eh, widen it a little bit, but more or less yeah

    • @Drakonig
      @Drakonig วันที่ผ่านมา +36

      ​@@hossdelgado626 or maybe he just dug it deeper

    • @BlandoGaming
      @BlandoGaming วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      I expected Batman to say something to that effect, but maybe that would have been taking it a little too far. 😂

    • @benjaminshinar9509
      @benjaminshinar9509 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      batman might have put the bottled city of Kendor in that grave.

    • @Andre-c6z
      @Andre-c6z วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Still can’t believe that an entire planet of Supermen died out.

  • @JaxBlade
    @JaxBlade วันที่ผ่านมา +717

    This is great xD and reminds me of that comic of when Superman was enjoying an offday and then a random villain showed up and was like "I made this suit to hurt even you" and Superman said "Many people always say they made somethin to hurt me, Yes I can be hurt its not that hard, but they miss the main problem, the problem isnt hurting me, the problem is surviving me" and that was just a COLD AF line. As Rocky said it don't matter how hard you hit, its about how hard you can get hit and keep movin forward lol

    • @michaelthesavior8740
      @michaelthesavior8740 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      You HAVE to drop the name of that comic

    • @superlord1428
      @superlord1428 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      Do you remember what comic that was? Sounds like a good read

    • @JaxBlade
      @JaxBlade วันที่ผ่านมา +26

      If you type in Superman surviving me comic on google you'll see the exact panel I'm referring to haha

    • @superlord1428
      @superlord1428 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@JaxBlade Surviving me?

    • @MrElTee13
      @MrElTee13 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@JaxBlade No dice.

  • @tacticalpossum7090
    @tacticalpossum7090 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    DC's biggest joke is making Batman more and more unbelievable

    • @LuznoLindo
      @LuznoLindo วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      You aren't wrong. How he was portrayed in his very first appearance was arguably his most realistic: A guy in a weird outfit with purple gloves and a grappling hook, driving around at night in his red car for criminals to fight.

    • @spacevagabond4017
      @spacevagabond4017 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      Similar to Captain America (another peak human), he’s usually fine on his own, but has gotten a monstrous power creep simply so he won’t look useless when put with the heavyweights.
      At this point, I’d honestly be fine if someone just made him a good guy vampire. Guy has enough resources that he should never need to eat somebody, he’d be superhuman physically, AND he’d have a bunch of unique powers that would fit his aesthetic and fighting style.

  • @darkphoenix2745
    @darkphoenix2745 วันที่ผ่านมา +1441

    1:34 Basically the plot of The Boys:

    • @HeyItsDyl
      @HeyItsDyl วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      I was thinking this

    • @abdulracmanandamama5676
      @abdulracmanandamama5676 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

      i heard superman's lasers bounce off kryptonite like a mirror?

    • @Amogus-i6i
      @Amogus-i6i วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@abdulracmanandamama5676depends on the heat sensitivity

    • @zechariahwilson9994
      @zechariahwilson9994 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      literally😭😭😭😭

    • @eloquent_redneck3719
      @eloquent_redneck3719 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      those pesky laser eyes they'll get ya

  • @JJ_R
    @JJ_R วันที่ผ่านมา +1647

    Considering Superman lifted a whole island made of kryptonite in Superman Returns, I’m not surprised.

    • @Pillow795
      @Pillow795 วันที่ผ่านมา +244

      He must have been wearing gloves.

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 วันที่ผ่านมา +224

      ​@@Pillow795 Lead gloves

    • @Reir0o
      @Reir0o วันที่ผ่านมา +140

      The island was mostly crystalline, but with some kryptonite growths here and there. But yeah I get the point.

    • @The-Deadite
      @The-Deadite วันที่ผ่านมา +102

      I liked how kryptonite works in Superman TAS, it made him feel sick but it didnt depowered him- basically it only stalled, you couldnt kill him with it cuz an ill Superman is still Superman.

    • @DrakeBarrow
      @DrakeBarrow วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      Eh, it can pass. He was already severely injured/weakened from the Kryptonite shank he took from Luthor, the whole thing showed it was a ton of effort for him and he was very obviously hurtfrom the proximity. After that, if he hadn't gotten lucky in terms of medical care he would have died.

  • @ChaplainPhantasm
    @ChaplainPhantasm วันที่ผ่านมา +1137

    "My X-ray vision doesn't work through lead, for some reason."
    It's science, Clark. It's basic science.

    • @Qualman701
      @Qualman701 วันที่ผ่านมา +213

      But do you know what does work through lead?
      Laser eyes

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame วันที่ผ่านมา +35

      Clearly didn’t inherit Zor-El’s brains

    • @bubbles784
      @bubbles784 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

      @@SorowFame Isn't that Jor-El? Zor-El being his uncle.

    • @ChaplainPhantasm
      @ChaplainPhantasm วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@Qualman701 Exactly.

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@bubbles784 might be, sounds about right

  • @spasebar
    @spasebar วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    Superman haters: "anyone with kryptonite or magic would kill him"
    Superman villains trying to kill Superman with kryptonite and magic unsuccessfully for 90 years: "these mfs 🤦🏻"

    • @AgentofLADON
      @AgentofLADON 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      @spasebar reminds me of texts from superheroes. Metallo finds out Superman is Clark Kent and tries to put a team together only to find out they all knew already.
      "Every minute he's a journalist is a minute he isn't kicking our asses. You think if we go over to his apartment he'll be less invincible in his jammies?"

    • @marinesinspace6253
      @marinesinspace6253 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Superman's real weakness is the same as everyone else's: blunt force trauma. Just ask Doomsday.

    • @spacevagabond4017
      @spacevagabond4017 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@AgentofLADON To this day, this still is possibly the best excuse as to why nobody knows or revels his identity. I can easily imagine Lex going, “And if we went after his loved ones, we’re as good as dead.”

    • @kappadarwin9476
      @kappadarwin9476 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      That is another perk of Superman, his weakness is so well known he has ways around it due to people constantly using it against him.

    • @thorveim1174
      @thorveim1174 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Meanwhile Doomsday, that actually killed superman: used neither kryptonite nor magic to do it, thus proving that enough brute force can be too much for Superman to handle

  • @riotguards
    @riotguards วันที่ผ่านมา +878

    Supermans one critical weakness is being portrayed as a gritty worn down superhero movie

    • @thewhitewolf58
      @thewhitewolf58 วันที่ผ่านมา +63

      Thats like protraying batman as an old disabled man on the verge of being poor.

    • @SirsasthNigam.
      @SirsasthNigam. วันที่ผ่านมา +51

      “It has to do with the kind of stories that get to be told, and if you lose your eye on the ball, which is character,” continued Gunn. “We love Superman."
      Zack Synder-I had a buddy who tried getting me into “Normal” comic books, but I was all like “No one is having s*x or killing each other. This isn’t really doing it for me.”

    • @thewhitewolf58
      @thewhitewolf58 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      @SirsasthNigam. So zack snyder just does not like comics unless they stray into being edgy?

    • @deviant0105
      @deviant0105 วันที่ผ่านมา +38

      It cracks me up knowing people probably brought their kids to 'the fun Superman movie' just to watch the third act be a 9/11 sequence where Superman ends the fight by snapping the bad guy's neck and crying out in anguish after. Movie ends and you walk out feeling more joyless than you were going in.

    • @SirsasthNigam.
      @SirsasthNigam. วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@thewhitewolf58 just watch Man of Steel Pitch meeting

  • @cesarvictoriano8072
    @cesarvictoriano8072 วันที่ผ่านมา +372

    I’ll admit I still wish they discussed how Kryptonite comes in so many colors.
    “So why does pink kryptonite make you gay? What, was it made from the Kryptonians who swung that way?”
    “Well hard to figure that out when everyone who steals them just tries to use them to kill me somehow.”

    • @discombobulatedecho6025
      @discombobulatedecho6025 วันที่ผ่านมา +41

      Imagine if that’s how gayness worked on Earth too. Like if you use pink Himalayan salt instead of regular salt when eating it literally turns you gay 😂

    • @ThatScootFanboy
      @ThatScootFanboy วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      Not to be a lore asshole, but the only Kryptonite that was on Krypton was Green Kryptonite, Green being the only natural form. Pretty much every other kind, including Pink Kryptonite is man-made by Luthor or someone like that.

    • @courier6402
      @courier6402 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      ​@@ThatScootFanboySo Lex saw the gay bomb and thought I'll just copy that.

    • @roujin518
      @roujin518 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      @@courier6402 Maybe it was just him trying to create synthetic kryptonite and the different elements it was based from cause the different colors and effects. So basically their is an element on earth that just turns kryptonians gay, or at least attracted to men.

    • @jaspertyler4557
      @jaspertyler4557 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      the real question is, how does pink kryptonite work on gay kryptonians? does it turn them straight, or are they just immune to it? and what if they're asexual or bi? so many questions.

  • @owenbaker2.084
    @owenbaker2.084 วันที่ผ่านมา +602

    I imagine that the grave was actually Snowflame’s, and Batman just removed his tombstone and replaced with “Every Kryptonian Ever” one instead.

    • @MmmMmph1968
      @MmmMmph1968 วันที่ผ่านมา +51

      Solid JJ canonize this please

    • @Amogus-i6i
      @Amogus-i6i วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Jj ran out of budget

    • @ZeissWorld
      @ZeissWorld วันที่ผ่านมา

      Don't translate... 😠
      भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु....

    • @lordbiscuitthetossable5352
      @lordbiscuitthetossable5352 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      I mean, he knew he was going to OD on Cocaine. I imagine Batman had this whole thing planned from the beginning. XD

    • @MarvinPowell1
      @MarvinPowell1 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Clark grew up on Earth as a baby; why would he even care about Kryptonians? That'd be like caring that your great grandparents were in the Holocaust without having even know that before I told you.

  • @kwesi.0525
    @kwesi.0525 วันที่ผ่านมา +125

    2:41 Ussop in water 7 be like:

    • @JaiRana-cl3td
      @JaiRana-cl3td วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      So true… Damn, One Piece is great…

    • @LynixLegend
      @LynixLegend วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Cap. Usopp locked in on Water 7 specifically. I've never seen bro go that hard. Ever.

    • @JaiRana-cl3td
      @JaiRana-cl3td 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@LynixLegend
      Oh yeah, that is true

    • @megafights1372
      @megafights1372 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@LynixLegenddressrosa 😐

  • @rusticgiraffe4262
    @rusticgiraffe4262 วันที่ผ่านมา +300

    3:08 you know, I thought I had acclimated to Solidjj’s comedy style but that jump cut completely got me. Bravo sir.

    • @shan4680
      @shan4680 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      That ending was *great*!

  • @dazzlethestar151
    @dazzlethestar151 วันที่ผ่านมา +369

    0:26 *Baffled sample text* is now my favourite visual joke from this channel

    • @ZeissWorld
      @ZeissWorld วันที่ผ่านมา

      Don't translate... 😠
      भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु....

    • @babykata-dt3ys
      @babykata-dt3ys วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Ok i wont ​@@ZeissWorld

  • @MarxistMomentum
    @MarxistMomentum วันที่ผ่านมา +416

    2:14 The comments section is the true arbiter of truth.

    • @cyberninjazero5659
      @cyberninjazero5659 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

      "(I didn't forget about the Red Sun, you jerks)"

    • @ZeissWorld
      @ZeissWorld วันที่ผ่านมา

      Don't translate... 😠
      भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु......

    • @Red-mg4ro
      @Red-mg4ro วันที่ผ่านมา

      Pft.

    • @mihaicovaciu6634
      @mihaicovaciu6634 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      The ideea is, why going somewhere with red sun in the first place unless magically someone that knows this specific thing teleports him there.

    • @cyberninjazero5659
      @cyberninjazero5659 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @mihaicovaciu6634 Red Sun lamps exist

  • @BigdaddyBigfoot-km9hr
    @BigdaddyBigfoot-km9hr 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    I know I'm nitpicking a comedy sketch but
    "Has to touch me"
    Basically it's so dangerous just being in the same room building will start to harm him. If he can see it laser eyes are gone. Because once he's line of sight with it he's basically ad physically capable as a human child.

  • @sigma1328
    @sigma1328 วันที่ผ่านมา +512

    Fun fact, kryptonite in powder/dust form can still have an effect, from weakness to mind control. So Supes blowing it up just screws himself. Especially if he breaths it in.

    • @jrt99b
      @jrt99b วันที่ผ่านมา +107

      I love the idea that the reason for everyone acting so off beat and quirky is low-grade kryptonite poisoning.

    • @timmiller1
      @timmiller1 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      Fun *fiction

    • @orions2908
      @orions2908 วันที่ผ่านมา +49

      Thank god superman doesn't have, I don't know, incredibly powerful lungs capable of easily blowing it all quite far away

    • @sigma1328
      @sigma1328 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @timmiller1 Fun Fictional Fact

    • @juanandresrueda4957
      @juanandresrueda4957 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      ​​@@orions2908and he isn't extremely fast and capable of breaking out of any confined space before breathing the stuff

  • @Cludnugget
    @Cludnugget วันที่ผ่านมา +115

    "You couldn't fit every kryptonian.."
    "They were vaporised, Clark. They fit."

    • @Custerd1
      @Custerd1 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      "I had Brainiac shrink 'em all down. They fit."

  • @boyscout2889
    @boyscout2889 วันที่ผ่านมา +316

    Everyone forgets that Kryptonite can be refined into a metal, or ground up and added to the process of making a focusing lens to use in a laser array, increasing the effective range of the kryptonite. Imagine taking out Superman with a laser pointer, that would be the funniest thing on planet Earth

    • @redrick8900
      @redrick8900 วันที่ผ่านมา +60

      "Everyone forgets" then cites bad writing almost nobody read.

    • @Magnus_Fraus
      @Magnus_Fraus วันที่ผ่านมา +29

      @@redrick8900 all of current dc and marvel

    • @thej5448
      @thej5448 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      doesn't feel nice being hit by a laser does it, superman?

    • @redrick8900
      @redrick8900 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@Magnus_Fraus That's not fair. Something is always good.

    • @NareshSinghOctagon
      @NareshSinghOctagon วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      @@redrick8900 ,like the other guy said,this is knowledge you'd have to dig deep and find.
      For all we know,it could be knowledge that was in a fairly popular comic/TV series that's been way out of print.

  • @vishmaster09
    @vishmaster09 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Doesn't kryptonite just take away superman's powers. As a human he's still pretty jacked and tall, he can probably still win a few fights

  • @DGneoseeker1
    @DGneoseeker1 วันที่ผ่านมา +91

    Well done Superman you just filled the room with fine particles of exploded Kryptonite and inhaled them.

    • @elishafollet5347
      @elishafollet5347 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      He probably super heated it to the point that the tiny particles are no longer kryptonite

    • @buzz3248
      @buzz3248 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@elishafollet5347 Considering the fact that Superman's lasers can penetrate black holes, you are probably correct.

  • @edgesmith7112
    @edgesmith7112 วันที่ผ่านมา +170

    Red sunlight can depower Superman and his heat vision is limited when he’s not exposed to a yellow sun

    • @Cludnugget
      @Cludnugget วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      It's a shame JJ didn't put a subtitle in about this at around 02:18

    • @peterstoric6560
      @peterstoric6560 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      Granted, it’s not an instant effect and just drains his power over time (at least in comics)

    • @santiagoteruel4145
      @santiagoteruel4145 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      ​@@peterstoric6560 depends of the author, but it depowering him instally is kind of illogical

    • @herseydahil3889
      @herseydahil3889 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Still wouldn't work. He is faster than light but i am sure even normal human speed would be enough. Batman stands, opens the sunlight and boom sups hit them. İt is not like he depowers in a second so he can still shoot laser. Also damn guy sees through everything, you can't expect him to ignore the giant sunlight under the cloth.

    • @peterstoric6560
      @peterstoric6560 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@santiagoteruel4145 to be fair, superheroes as a concept are illogical as well.

  • @Romashka_Sov
    @Romashka_Sov วันที่ผ่านมา +105

    2:30, Dude you still fund them, that's the reason why you are here

  • @Markyparky56
    @Markyparky56 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    "Pelting you with your mother's pearls" is a dark, dark line and I'm impressed for whoever came up with that. Bravo.

  • @fakebobbyhill296
    @fakebobbyhill296 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

    3:23 Come on Mr. Symbol of Hope on your freaking chest. You’re going to tell me all the sudden you don’t appreciate symbolism?

  • @NSGrendel
    @NSGrendel วันที่ผ่านมา +60

    Superman needs sunlight.
    Essentially his weakness is a woman that convinces him to be a gimp.
    I'll go now. Tell no one I was here.

    • @garetheckley2671
      @garetheckley2671 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      I guess it would always be consensual at least.
      Until he just got... ok I've overthought this.

    • @jonniedoe8658
      @jonniedoe8658 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Superman's weakness is Louis Lane

    • @shadowking9739
      @shadowking9739 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      So get Lois Lane to convince him to try BDSM in a dark basement and boom! Out of commission, thanks to dommie mommy roleplay.

  • @atticusball2170
    @atticusball2170 วันที่ผ่านมา +97

    Why do batman and Superman have a better rivalry in this channel than in dawn of justice

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      This is actually well-written.

    • @LaffyTaffy04
      @LaffyTaffy04 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      Because they actually know each other. This is all their version of cheering for rival sports teams, they know they would never come to blows.

    • @MusicoftheDamned
      @MusicoftheDamned วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      Because Batman was a psycho in that movie compared to just hilariously petty and this Superman is similarly actually likeable as a person beyond Henry Cavill's good looks instead of bordering on emo forced Christ analog.

    • @relo999
      @relo999 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@LaffyTaffy04 "This is all their version of cheering for rival sports teams, they know they would never come to blows."
      Clearly you don't watch football.

    • @Milk_Drinker420
      @Milk_Drinker420 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Because Snyder is a hack

  • @notthememes6116
    @notthememes6116 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    The grave bit should've been batman saying the grave is empty CAUSE THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO BURY

  • @AfroManny15
    @AfroManny15 วันที่ผ่านมา +269

    0:44 then why did both Deadshot and Bloodsport put you in the hospital with a KRYPTONITE BULLET?!?

    • @Red-lu1rx
      @Red-lu1rx วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      I was gonna say this aswell

    • @stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369
      @stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      The power of irony is greater

    • @antonhanna2423
      @antonhanna2423 วันที่ผ่านมา +46

      Truth be told, when you become *so* overconfident about being bulletproof to the point where you go out of your way to *dare* somebody to shoot you, chances are some petty hero/villain is gonna invent a specialized gun and/or bullet which was *custom built* to *cripple* if not *outright kill* people who are on the same playing field as you. Just ask Luke Cage or The Hulk.

    • @stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369
      @stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      @@antonhanna2423 yeah but they dont usually have the speed and sight to see the usually bright green glowing bullet, but maybe he gets distracted lol

    • @YouthRightsRadical
      @YouthRightsRadical วันที่ผ่านมา +42

      Wrap the krptonite in lead, then shoot. Superman's senses show him a normal bullet. He habitually stands there and tanks bullets. When it hits, the lead is stripped away by the impact, exposing the kryptonite, which is then able to penetrate him.

  • @mariobosnjak99
    @mariobosnjak99 วันที่ผ่านมา +33

    Him melting that cryptonite with his laser vision would just result in some molten cryptonite. And even if the cryptonite does explode for some reason great, you now have a bunch of smaller shards of cryptonite flying everywhere along with a bunch of cryptonite dust you will inhale

    • @kekero540
      @kekero540 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Also heating up radioactive material seems like the last thing you’d want to do.

    • @soloknight7197
      @soloknight7197 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Turns out, it canonically cancels out the immediate radiation. He would need to personally inhale it at that point

  • @stanislausklim7794
    @stanislausklim7794 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    1. Red sun
    2. Keep in mind that in the DCAU, Lex did get a cancer of some kind of a piece of kryptonite kept in his desk.
    3. There is one thing (at least in the DCAU) impervious to metal: nth metal, which is the stuff that Thanagarian weapons (including Hawkgirl's mace) are made of.

    • @VidGamer123
      @VidGamer123 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You mean Nth metal is impervious to *magic* which is true (for some continuities anyways).

  • @4DMoth
    @4DMoth วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    1:27 RIGHT!? That's like saying that Flash's weakness is science, I mean sure, but that doesn't narrow it down to what field, what amount, in what context, etc.

    • @yoface2537
      @yoface2537 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Haha, your ultimate weakness!! Entomology!!

  • @zlosov5817
    @zlosov5817 วันที่ผ่านมา +421

    Oh no his weakness is still Kryptonite.
    more specifically: the conversation of what pink kryptonite does to him, not even the rock himself, just the public knowledge.
    Can't be a hero if you're canceled

    • @J4R0D
      @J4R0D วันที่ผ่านมา +86

      we don't talk about the pink one

    • @zlosov5817
      @zlosov5817 วันที่ผ่านมา +53

      @@J4R0D I know superman was standing behind your back with a gun to your head as you typed that.

    • @dineez627
      @dineez627 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      Let's talk about the pink one.

    • @jinglejangle1533
      @jinglejangle1533 วันที่ผ่านมา +33

      ​@@dineez627 ok so wich pink kryptonite do you prefer, the old one that makes superman gay or the new less problematic one that flips his gender?

    • @seelcudoom1
      @seelcudoom1 วันที่ผ่านมา +39

      @@jinglejangle1533 hit em with the hrt stone

  • @brenlc1412
    @brenlc1412 วันที่ผ่านมา +87

    1:54 I guess we now know how LEGO Batman got his cancer.

    • @MagicSpectrum
      @MagicSpectrum 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Who says he has cancer?

  • @thecomicbookguy7968
    @thecomicbookguy7968 วันที่ผ่านมา +120

    "The comment section will correct me if I'm wrong"
    Yes, yes they will

    • @Venomguy43
      @Venomguy43 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      We will for sure

    • @melfsade5557
      @melfsade5557 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      already did
      superman quite literally wouldn't hear what hit him

    • @WayneDave195
      @WayneDave195 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The comments are not very convincing then

  • @TheMysticGauntlet
    @TheMysticGauntlet วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Superman : Laser eyes are infinite, so they can't be stopped.
    Mirrors : Hold my beer.

    • @spacevagabond4017
      @spacevagabond4017 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Also, they’re usually written to be his most draining of his solar power. It’s a simple way of nerfing him so he doesn’t spam them against non-living threats and win instantly like he’s Homelander with laser eyes. Better to have defense than to put it all into offense.

    • @kappadarwin9476
      @kappadarwin9476 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@spacevagabond4017 I think in this case Superman could destroy the rock with his heat vision faster than Batman could replace said rock because Batman has to have a small enough quantity to not get superman to notice.

  • @michaelwinkle4480
    @michaelwinkle4480 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    Back in the '60s little me gobbled up every mention of Superman's weaknesses in the comic letter pages (the subject was very popular then). Among other things, the editorial answers included "Q Rays" (never saw a story with them), various colors of Kryptonite, and one interesting fact: Kryptonite was immune to friction. It didn't burn up in the atmosphere, so no mass was lost that way. Which suggests heat-vision wouldn't destroy it -- just break it into smaller bits.

  • @DemoniqueLewis
    @DemoniqueLewis วันที่ผ่านมา +27

    4:19 There’s a deer with a million Bucks joke around here somewhere.

  • @Maxsmack
    @Maxsmack วันที่ผ่านมา +82

    2:15, running out of solar power, and red suns.
    So unless the fucking sun goes out, or he travels to another part of space with a different sun, he’s pretty much invincible.

    • @ahobbyist9520
      @ahobbyist9520 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Also incredible amounts of lightning (livewire) which still isn’t enough usually.
      He really essentially has no weaknesses

    • @LBTVGAMES
      @LBTVGAMES วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I mean, if you shrunk down a red sun maybe and attacked him at night I think a Batman did that once

    • @adre2194
      @adre2194 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      What if we covered him in sunscreen

    • @JoseMolina-ij3xx
      @JoseMolina-ij3xx วันที่ผ่านมา

      Well, he did die from Doomsday, but that creature is just another kryptonian with the same strengths.

    • @dorkfish1275
      @dorkfish1275 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@JoseMolina-ij3xx so beating the shit out of him works? interesting

  • @RetroTaylor94
    @RetroTaylor94 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    Only the writer can beat Superman. With his powers and speed, noone should actually be able to do anything.

  • @calebowens693
    @calebowens693 วันที่ผ่านมา +99

    They pointed out that it's kryptonite radiation which actually harms Superman. If the supply of kryptonite did run out, there have been lots of versions of synthetic kryptonite. Even the George Reeves Superman went up against that, and kryptonite wasn't used very often there.
    Also, that grave had enough space for the population of Kandor, which is a majority of the surviving kryptonians (they are shrunk rather small, though).

    • @hyperiongm330
      @hyperiongm330 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Nukes have almost killed him a few times because of the radiation and also
      Being a Nuke.

    • @soldier22881
      @soldier22881 วันที่ผ่านมา

      what about regular radiation? earth has alot of radioactive isotopes, couldn't those have the same effect as kryptonite?

    • @calebowens693
      @calebowens693 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@soldier22881 In theory, yes. Most comic writers didn't actually think of that, so I don't think I ever saw a radiation which wasn't kryptonite that had a similar effect. Often, Justice League and Legion of Super-Heroes stories had some plot device with 'a bit of kryptonite added to affect Superman/Superboy', but it was legitmate kryptonite. Superman did trick a Kryptonian villain into recreating the same chemical reaction which forms kryptonite (and thus incapacitating himself with the small amount of kryptonite made).

    • @soldier22881
      @soldier22881 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@calebowens693 ah thank you so much dude, wish you the best

    • @TheeOK1
      @TheeOK1 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      ​@@calebowens693 there's actually a villain named Conduit who just emited radiation so strong it affects Superman the same as kryptonite. Radiation can definitely affect him in potent enough levels, but you don't even need to go that far, synthetic kryptonite or just copying the frequency of kryptonite should theoretically be enough since all radiation is just energy that moves in a specific wave frequently. Despite the whole kryptonite rarity thing, it should be pretty easy to replicate it in its most basic form.

  • @asinglesliceofbread8198
    @asinglesliceofbread8198 วันที่ผ่านมา +244

    I’m honestly suprised the last punchline wasn’t “oh wait I can buy you”

    • @ZeissWorld
      @ZeissWorld วันที่ผ่านมา

      Don't translate... 😠
      भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु.....

    • @npcwithsidequest
      @npcwithsidequest วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@ZeissWorld gfy

    • @AgentofLADON
      @AgentofLADON วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      "Slavery is illegal Bruce. We've talked about this."

    • @bridgerhibbert2993
      @bridgerhibbert2993 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      @@AgentofLADON "I own the building you work at."

    • @PixyEm
      @PixyEm วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      "I just bought The Daily Planet, you're fired"

  • @rafaelvivesgomes814
    @rafaelvivesgomes814 วันที่ผ่านมา +65

    I agree with the idea that "superman has super hearing and super sight, so like, good luck getting the jump on him, since he's like, super fast and all" but I just have to put it out, bullets are faster than sound, so physically superman can't hear a bullet before it hits him.
    Don't get me wrong, still "good luck trying to pull that of" since he can still hear you pulling the trigger and what not, but just some food dor thought.
    (But I do guess the bullet makes a sound while it travels, and he could hear that and dodge? Idk tbh)

    • @omgitzthunderlol4598
      @omgitzthunderlol4598 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      It would be a close dodge though

    • @senpaistreams502
      @senpaistreams502 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      great argument except for the fact superman can hear someone call his name from earth while he is in the vacuum of space where sound can't travel or him being able to see when moving faster then light despite light not having the time to bounce off objects and into his eye to see

    • @rafaelvivesgomes814
      @rafaelvivesgomes814 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @senpaistreams502 TRUE, COMIC LIGIC FTW!!!

    • @BlondeSancho-qb9hz
      @BlondeSancho-qb9hz วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Using logic as for your argument is useless when it comes to Superman. He constantly defies the laws of science.

    • @Soulfin
      @Soulfin วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@BlondeSancho-qb9hz he also defies his own laws, don't forget he got hit by a kryptonite bullet SOMEHOW.

  • @furiousfinch1587
    @furiousfinch1587 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Superman needs Batman and the Justice League because while he can do nearly anything, do you know what he _can't_ do?
    _Everything._ He needs a team, he needs friends, he needs good people who've got his back.

    • @kappadarwin9476
      @kappadarwin9476 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Yeah Superman knows he can't do everything that's what makes him a powerful hero he knows he has limits and weaknesses.

  • @Slayerthecrow
    @Slayerthecrow วันที่ผ่านมา +184

    A love how they finally address Superman's "Weakness" to Magic, cause every time I heard of it, kinda sounds like BS in some cases, cause it's more like being vulnerable than weak to it, but then again, who won't be vulnerable to magic aside from Magic Users?

    • @ecneicsPhD4554
      @ecneicsPhD4554 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      But magic can be learnt. You can learn it and then at least have a deterrent. I never understood why Batman never learnt magic.

    • @NagaoKenshin
      @NagaoKenshin วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      i think shazam has some resistance to it actually

    • @patrickswasey5301
      @patrickswasey5301 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

      Plus there's endless fight scenes where he goes blow to blow with magic-powered bricks like Shazam and Black Adam. So if Superman is ''weak'' to magic then would that means Earth's Gods are weak to alien punches?

    • @santiagoteruel4145
      @santiagoteruel4145 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      ​@@ecneicsPhD4554 in some comics he di, he just messed it upreally bad

    • @darksideofevil13
      @darksideofevil13 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      It's not that everyone isn't equally effected. It's that it's something that can also hurt Superman. That's why it's brought up.

  • @Saph-Fire
    @Saph-Fire วันที่ผ่านมา +25

    03:16 - End : That, my dear Kal-El, is called a _metaphor_ , heheh. 🤭😆😋

  • @Clauricorn
    @Clauricorn วันที่ผ่านมา +81

    Red sunlight, electricity, and extremely loud noises (his superhearing cannot handle it). Those are all of the other ones I can think of.

    • @getthedunkon9347
      @getthedunkon9347 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      Good nature, he takes time to get into superspeed, if not ready then he can be caught off-guard regardless of super hearing.
      Batman can just straight up out stealth him. Not even an exaggeration, he's straight up disappeared from superman in the early days despite them being feet away from each other. It's not even just him, he can straight just not be seen by Oracle's cameras. He was able to get into somewhere that can detect air pressure low as a thousandth of a pound. If Batman willed it, he could straight up never be seen again.

    • @jamessloven2204
      @jamessloven2204 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      Are you saying that Superman is weak to gun shots? Not the bullet but the sound?

    • @knightofarnor2552
      @knightofarnor2552 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      Supergirl once listed off Kryptonian vulnerabilities, giving the ones you listed and also adding "And robots, but only if the robot is big enough."

    • @Rengokuo4o6
      @Rengokuo4o6 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      ​@@getthedunkon9347 because Superman's superhearing is a big plot hole in DC universe. If he can hear everything then why isn't he saving everyone?

    • @victormirandakoepke8352
      @victormirandakoepke8352 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      ​@@Rengokuo4o6 I'm pretty sure "I Can't save everyone" is a pretty big bummer for superman in pretty much every continuity
      "I can at this moment hear a number of people suffering whom I could save right now, but I can't save them all" is a often recurring theme with him.
      For all that he's borderline a god there's still only one of him (at least since he forgot he could make mini supermen pop out of his hands)

  • @LordCrate-du8zm
    @LordCrate-du8zm วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Teleport him to a red sun, and he’ll begin to lose his powers. This also isn’t a major weakness because he can just fly away to a yellow or blue star.

  • @Ryder-a-Blaze
    @Ryder-a-Blaze วันที่ผ่านมา +60

    Let’s not forget about those scissors that Sups used to cut open his skin to remove the lead ball from his brain, with some work those scissors could be made into a much more powerful weapon to take down Sups.

    • @schwarzerritter5724
      @schwarzerritter5724 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Probably made of kryptonite.

    • @GreaterGrievobeast55
      @GreaterGrievobeast55 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      scissors? I thought he just lasered through his skull?

    • @gabrielandriel8960
      @gabrielandriel8960 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      @@GreaterGrievobeast55 Yeah, he used the scisors to take the kryptonite thingy from his brain, but he opened it with his vision,

    • @kappadarwin9476
      @kappadarwin9476 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Having it is one thing using it effectively is another.

  • @Sleb_theman
    @Sleb_theman วันที่ผ่านมา +34

    If he’s deprived of sunlight for long enough, he becomes super weak. So just, like, make a big cloud?

    • @futuza
      @futuza วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      He could just fly away, the only solution is to BLOW UP THE SUN!

    • @LaffyTaffy04
      @LaffyTaffy04 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@futuza He would just fly over and bring in a new sun or crush a black hole into one.

    • @Zekyb0y
      @Zekyb0y วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      ​@@LaffyTaffy04you don't crush a black hole, they were stars and their mass is all compressed, also depending on the model their gravity is infinite after the event horizont

    • @tylervanpeursem7627
      @tylervanpeursem7627 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Simple, magic cloud that comedically follows him around

    • @PhotriusPyrelus
      @PhotriusPyrelus วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Clouds only block some of the visible spectrum. Radiation (which is ostensibly what gives him his power, since it's the radiation of Kryptonite which de-powers him) cuts right through them without even noticing they're there.

  • @annjacobs7764
    @annjacobs7764 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

    Honestly, this video just made my day!

  • @free_playstation_2
    @free_playstation_2 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    0:52 i am Absolutely using that argument against laplace's demon kinda hypotheticals from now on

  • @BulletBillSoilder
    @BulletBillSoilder วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    Well, if the good ol DCAU has anything to say about this: Electricity, it just... bypasses his imperviousness... somehow.
    It's kinda dumb.

    • @BlandoGaming
      @BlandoGaming วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      Well he still has a conductive nervous and musculoskeletal system which means being exposed to electricity would still cause nerve misfiring and involuntary muscle contractions including potentially seizures and cardiac arrhythmia. But similar to the Magic example, it's not so much that he's "weak" to electricity but rather it just effects him as one would normally expect.

    • @sdgdhpmbp
      @sdgdhpmbp วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      DCAU went out of its way to make Superman take a lot of hits. IMHO I think it works. Entertainment value aside, they show Superman acting with a consistent power level that can go up the longer the fight goes on. It shows how much he's holding back and always thinks to take hits instead of avoiding them (which is a problem when he should react faster but unfortunately that part is canon. Shame).
      I can see why Superman in his true OP form can be boring, especially as a brawler superhero who'll never lose a fair fight. As someone who also loves the human side of Superman like most here, I enjoy seeing him fight his way to victory as well.

  • @thegreatandterrible4508
    @thegreatandterrible4508 วันที่ผ่านมา +144

    The red sunlight is pretty effective... for some reason

    • @getthedunkon9347
      @getthedunkon9347 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

      Think of it like Carbon Monoxide. It's doesn't directly affect you but it takes your ability to respire and use oxygen. That's the Red Sun. It doesn't hurt him, it just takes away his super powers.

    • @zhanucong4614
      @zhanucong4614 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      so supes is weak to hamon users

    • @callins7247
      @callins7247 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      ​@zhanucong4614 if they learned how to change the yellow sun energy to red yes, but he's definitely weak to stands and unless he gets hit by a kryptonite version of the arrow or while beneath a red sun version of uv rays and weaken his immune system enough that he'll be infected by the space virus to be able to precieve then then he's screwed

    • @zlosov5817
      @zlosov5817 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Communism.

    • @lordbiscuitthetossable5352
      @lordbiscuitthetossable5352 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      It's less that red sunlight is effective against him, but that our sun can energise them to a level far beyond their potential. Interestingly, Krypton Society was so backwards they chose not to leave their planet very much.
      Though I could see how some writers would go "lol red sun" and just call it a day.

  • @BR-jw7pm
    @BR-jw7pm วันที่ผ่านมา +58

    (No I didn’t forget about red sun jerks!)
    Damn! Solid’s got his bases covered! He’s too clever!

    • @apirlfools
      @apirlfools วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      yet not clever enough to think of a way to avoid red sun

    • @ZeissWorld
      @ZeissWorld วันที่ผ่านมา

      Don't translate... 😠
      भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु.....

    • @oneovertwo1186
      @oneovertwo1186 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@apirlfools Yeah, it's not really covering the bases if he doesn't say how Superman gets around it.

  • @aerozord
    @aerozord วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    reminds me of vampire weaknesses
    "So a stake through the heart will kill you"
    "I mean yea, but a stake through the heart will kill just about anything"

  • @Warfolomei
    @Warfolomei วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    What if kryptonites are Clarks longest joke ever. They are just painted rocks and so nothing, he is just waiting for the perfect time to say "Gotcha".

    • @inquisitormalleus6435
      @inquisitormalleus6435 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      That would explain how so much of it ends up in Earth...

    • @GreaterGrievobeast55
      @GreaterGrievobeast55 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Lex Luthor: B-but i've been fueling my huge mech suit with this stuff! Metallo uses it too! It shoots kryptonite lasers and everything!
      Superman: it's green painted coal Lex, you've effectively been hitting me with strobe lights this whole time, and Metallo is pretty much a walking chimney.
      Black mask: I went to war with Red hood and spent millions of dollars fo...for c-
      Superman: For coal, yes

    • @MattManDX1
      @MattManDX1 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@inquisitormalleus6435 I think the actual explanation is that it was chunks of his planet that were flying through space directly behind him in his baby space ship and they followed in his wake when his ship made its FTL jump to Earth

  • @FrostDzNz
    @FrostDzNz วันที่ผ่านมา +35

    This video is extremely cathartic to me because it really sums up my problem with Batman Vs. Superman arguments. Noone wants to talk about what would happen if Superman just backs up and starts fighting like an asshole.

    • @Rengokuo4o6
      @Rengokuo4o6 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Meh. It was brilliant in B v S. He used Gas and Superman had no idea he was weak to kryptonite. It was perfect opportunity for Batman.
      Like he lost the moment he inhaled the first gas.

    • @abrahamjohn7183
      @abrahamjohn7183 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      It's the injustice meta all over again.

    • @ImaTroper
      @ImaTroper วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      It's cathartic for you until you get caught in a "superman is a mary sue" argument, then all of a sudden superman has weaknesses again
      That's usually how the superman fan mott and Bailey goes.

    • @juanandresrueda4957
      @juanandresrueda4957 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Batman vs Superman is more of an ideological conflict than a power conflict, superman will never go all out against a human, and realistically batman can't do anything if superman just grabs him and takes him to the atmosphere or simply decides to do an A-Train, superman is just too fast, whenever they fight is because one of them tries to make a point and has violence as his only option, usually when one of them goes on a power trip

    • @WayneDave195
      @WayneDave195 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@juanandresrueda4957 Except thats not how the writers do it in the comics. They always make superman say BS in his head that wanks Batman during fights. If modern comics are to go by, any non-powered hero or any batman-related character can somehow beat Superman anytime and any place without any effort. It's a classic DC script. If they want a character to be popular fast, they will make them beat Superman in a fight or hint it that they can beat him.

  • @free2lose927
    @free2lose927 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    I never understood how faster than a speeding bullet Superman could get hit a 30 mph kryptonite softball thrown by middle aged men 😮

  • @Darkmage1293
    @Darkmage1293 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I really love the fact that Lex, smart as he is, saw this glowing green rock and just ASSUMED it only hurt Superman. Batman popped it into Lead, but Lex didn't even think twice about it.

  • @fergalosanchez7675
    @fergalosanchez7675 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Batman having an existential crisis because he can’t kill his friend lmao

  • @Codeblueninja
    @Codeblueninja วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    When the grave showed up I was half expecting it to be John Kent and Batman to be "If it works on me it would work on you."

  • @krimsonklaww611
    @krimsonklaww611 วันที่ผ่านมา +50

    What if I get someone who's magic on the other side of the planet?
    Like, I'm in Europe and Superman is in the USA, and I magically teleport a kryptonite net around him.

    • @LaffyTaffy04
      @LaffyTaffy04 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      Do you know how strict customs have become since 9/11? US Customs and Border Protection are going to be on your ass and you live in a country you can be extradited from. I wouldn't try it, pal.
      /joke

    • @footinmouth8936
      @footinmouth8936 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      And ghosts can possess him and he can’t see those

    • @ZeissWorld
      @ZeissWorld วันที่ผ่านมา

      Don't translate... 😠
      भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु....... .!

    • @neaneoneunuo9651
      @neaneoneunuo9651 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Do it. I would love to see you try that.
      - Superman probably

    • @kappadarwin9476
      @kappadarwin9476 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Superman has broken out of kryptonite traps before. I also think putting magic on someone is harder than summoning it to you because you are most likely standing still, teleporting an object onto someone else especially if they are moving is pretty hard to do.

  • @nedcurfman3486
    @nedcurfman3486 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    To be fair, the planet blew up. There’s probably enough space to fit what’s left in that grave, right next to SNOWFLAAAAAME

  • @knuxuki1013
    @knuxuki1013 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Really, I always thought Clark was very over-forgiving of Kryptonite being used on him, so after all these years, I'm glad to see that brought up, that's fragments of his home planet, that must hurt

  • @DinoLoverGaming
    @DinoLoverGaming วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    It's my headcanon that the glow alone is what affects him the most, like how absorbing the glow of a yellow sun supercharges him

    • @j-starchaser
      @j-starchaser วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Are you saying he's weak to green light?
      Good thing he doesn't need to drive, I guess...

  • @TrueBlueMajikDewd
    @TrueBlueMajikDewd วันที่ผ่านมา +28

    1:14 He's forgetting synthetic Kryptonite exists. Also I'm sure the GL ring can act as Kryptonite.

    • @dragonblast417
      @dragonblast417 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      We've seen the ring replicate the gravitational force of a sun before so there's evidence it can replicate properties of Kryptonite

    • @JoseMolina-ij3xx
      @JoseMolina-ij3xx วันที่ผ่านมา

      Firestorm and Atom Man can effectively make kryptonite out of atomic particles.

  • @michaelallen1432
    @michaelallen1432 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    My understanding is that Superman is not exactly weak to magic, it's that magic affects him the same as it affects anyone else. Which is a big deal. You could say it's not REALLY a weakness. But you could make the same argument about a kryptonite hand grenade. "Well. All it really does is kill him by riffling his body with shrapnel, that can penetrate his skin since it's kryptonite, and then he bleeds out and does. So really, the kryptonite grenade isn't a weakness. Anyone will be killed by that the same way"

  • @wyatt8315
    @wyatt8315 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

    “Sample text” will never not be funny

    • @Cludnugget
      @Cludnugget วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Especially when it's baffled

  • @brz1561
    @brz1561 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Updated Superman weakness: *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*

    • @jzpowell2108
      @jzpowell2108 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Finally! Another person commenting that… I feel fulfilled in my knowledge someone else thinks of this crippling weakness

  • @cheesyboi9288
    @cheesyboi9288 วันที่ผ่านมา +98

    He's starting to feel closer to Homelander with the reliance of heat vision

    • @LaffyTaffy04
      @LaffyTaffy04 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

      Heat Vision was his thing before Homelander even existed. This is just Clark taking back what's his.

    • @ZeissWorld
      @ZeissWorld วันที่ผ่านมา

      Don't translate... 😠
      भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु.....

    • @vortiger7375
      @vortiger7375 วันที่ผ่านมา

      If that's the case then son wukong would also feel closer to homelander because he also has. Laser eyes

    • @g.masterlordoftheg-force4770
      @g.masterlordoftheg-force4770 วันที่ผ่านมา

      How else would he destroy Kryptonite from range?

    • @Konfusion8888
      @Konfusion8888 วันที่ผ่านมา

      To be fair, there aren’t many things and people that can really survive heat vision so don’t fix what ain’t already broken.

  • @jameskattoor1415
    @jameskattoor1415 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Batman will probably use his plot Armor to cover the entire sun!?

  • @phantomanchild9744
    @phantomanchild9744 วันที่ผ่านมา +110

    Superman's greatest weakness is bad writing making people think he's boring.

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      And reboots

    • @Quezanater
      @Quezanater วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      He is

    • @PostCrisisRH
      @PostCrisisRH วันที่ผ่านมา +22

      @@Quezanater0 Superman comics read, just talking purely out of their ass

    • @CameronBell-k3r
      @CameronBell-k3r วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      ​@@PostCrisisRHrelax

    • @CameronBell-k3r
      @CameronBell-k3r วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      ​@@Quezanater
      debatable. Personally I'm not that interested in him compared to Spider-Man or Captain America, but he isn't necessarily boring.

  • @JesseEstrada-c2b
    @JesseEstrada-c2b วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    Wow another visual joke that’s funny 2:00

  • @TheStuffEnjoyer
    @TheStuffEnjoyer วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    1:35 *"Oh come on. These fucking laser eyes!"* Bruh I'm DEADER THAN DEAD 💀

  • @normalhuman9878
    @normalhuman9878 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    There’s this one problem with exploding rocks:
    You get more, tiny rocks

  • @TwoToneShoes
    @TwoToneShoes วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Same situation with The Flash. He's not really weak to "cold." He's gets stopped by absolute zero, which stops all moving particles and by definition instantly stops anyone and everything. Everything's weak to absolute zero. It is to Flash what Magic is to Superman.

    • @shaden489
      @shaden489 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yeah but he still does have an ice weakness as the lack of friction can make it difficult for him to co troll his speed properly.
      He also has a weakness to certain types of stick traps that cause him to be unable to move

    • @lhfirex
      @lhfirex วันที่ผ่านมา

      I think a year or two ago Solid jj made a video making fun of Flash slipping on ice in some story though, so that's probably what they're referencing.

    • @TwoToneShoes
      @TwoToneShoes วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@shaden489 Not really. Flash already goes so fast that any friction would cause fusion explosions if you're trying to be realistic about it. He's run in space before. Saying "he could slip" is funny because, well, Batman could also slip on a slippery surface if he's moving.
      Being forcibly immobilized is not a weakness, either. These are just things that are good against anyone. It's like saying Batman's weakness is aggressive strains of cancer, lol.

    • @TwoToneShoes
      @TwoToneShoes วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@lhfirex Yeah, Batman called Flash a "Seasonal hero" in one of his more classic videos.

    • @shaden489
      @shaden489 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@TwoToneShoes i mean technically a weakness isnt defined as something specific to that person so id say it counts as a weakness even if its a more generalized one.
      also as far as the ice thing goes flash has been put on ice plenty of times before and lost his footing i believe it happens several times in the justice league animated series alone.

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga วันที่ผ่านมา +83

    Joker later found out a weakness for Superman, and let’s just say Supes wasn’t too happy about that .

    • @jaidora
      @jaidora วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      Nor did Lois, that’s why he called Superman easy mode.

    • @ZeissWorld
      @ZeissWorld วันที่ผ่านมา

      Don't translate... 😠
      भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु......

    • @recipeseeker
      @recipeseeker วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Joker who was powered by Mr. Myxyzpltlk canonically lost to Superman, let's say he wasn't happy about that.

    • @Broomer52
      @Broomer52 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      To a similar effect the opening of DC Online shows a clever usage of his friends and loved ones as well as Kryptonite. Superman got worn down by a huge fight and was sun bathing out in space to heal and power up. The Legion of Doom takes that moment to rush the Justice League and pump Wonder Woman with liquid Kryptonite so when he rushes back to save her he gets taken off guard then Lex comes up behind him and stabs him with a Kryptonite Spear. Honestly pretty effective and would have worked if Brainiac didn’t show up seconds later

    • @jaidora
      @jaidora วันที่ผ่านมา

      @ still won the metaphorical war

  • @robertwyatt3912
    @robertwyatt3912 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

    Wouldn’t the kryptonite vaporize, making it MORE deadly? Like you can’t destroy matter. It doesn’t just. Go away.

    • @TheGruspastej
      @TheGruspastej วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Well. You CAN destroy matter. But probably not with a laser unless supermans eye lasers got some special weird-ass property.

    • @lvlHive
      @lvlHive วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@TheGruspastej I just assumed his lasers can do whatever he wants them to do after he kept using them to beam clash and overpower darkseids eye beams which literally erase things from existence, but oh the long list of weird things supermans eyes can do...

    • @robertwyatt3912
      @robertwyatt3912 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @ ok fair. Magic does exist.

    • @naamadossantossilva4736
      @naamadossantossilva4736 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      It's Kryptonite,not Kryptonium.The molecular structure of the rock is implied to be essential for its effect,so tearing it apart would render it harmless.

    • @tech34756
      @tech34756 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      ​@@TheGruspastejIn this comment section, we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS!

  • @thegrimcritic5494
    @thegrimcritic5494 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    There are other entities out there as strong or stronger than Superman. Easy. Shazam for one. And Shazam is a good guy. Not to mention there are a bunch of legitimately insane weapons out there in the DC universe. One of my favorites was something like a Dimensional Sniper Rifle that fired a dimensional bullet with kryptonite in it into Superman’s brain.