Superman's Weaknesses are USELESS

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  • @mohamed-degkayse7265
    @mohamed-degkayse7265 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +24490

    "Your weakness is magic!"
    "Yea everyone's weak to magic, its fucking magic"

    • @MarvinPowell1
      @MarvinPowell1 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +625

      Fighting types aren't. (Batman is a Fighting type.)

    • @kris-lembelembe
      @kris-lembelembe 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +757

      @@MarvinPowell1 magic is fairy type sooooooo

    • @RD-zx6py
      @RD-zx6py 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +795

      It's like Martian Manhunter being weak to fire. Yep, just like the rest of us.

    • @starterking
      @starterking 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +214

      ​@@kris-lembelembe It's actually the psychic type. See Alakazam and Delphox and hoopa heck even the fairy types with magic related designs like Hatterene are part psychic. The magician trainer class used psychic types. And off the top of my head there's probably more.
      Enamorus is a fairy genie I guess so that is one for fairy but not psychic. But magic is overwhelmingly psychic related.

    • @michaelchi1336
      @michaelchi1336 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +175

      @@RD-zx6pyactually Martian manhunter isn’t hurt by fire he’s just afraid of it and for good reason

  • @mjbull5156
    @mjbull5156 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +8364

    "Superman, you did not so much destroy the kryptonite rock as turn it into a fine airborne dust. A radioactive dust, which we are all now breathing in. So thanks a lot for that."

    • @buzz3248
      @buzz3248 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +612

      Superman's lasers can penetrate black holes, so if we go by physics he can either destroy kryptonite on an atomic level or straight up delete like a black hole does to matter

    • @akaneriyun4774
      @akaneriyun4774 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +328

      He didn't destroy it but he did scatter its atoms with his heat vision. It's no longer kryptonite if he broke it down to simpler elements.

    • @Walt_Raleigh
      @Walt_Raleigh 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +220

      Superman's laser eyes are energy based, not concussive, so he can very well destroy it to an atomic level, which is in line with the "Nah, I'd win" personality he has in this sketch.

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +78

      ​@@akaneriyun4774Not sure how that works. Krypton is an element, but it's a noble gas, so it won't form ionic bonds. I don't know what kryptonite is supposed to be chemically, but what Superman is weak to is the radiation, which seems to be nuclear. Although, it's fantasy, it's not required to make sense.

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +65

      ​@@buzz3248Black holes don't delete matter, they absorb it. The mass becomes part of the black hole.

  • @ShadowSlayer1441
    @ShadowSlayer1441 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +23806

    A normal rock is also a shard of the planet where Batman's parent's died. Batman is vulnerable to rocks, coincidence? I think not!

    • @ClockworkGearhead
      @ClockworkGearhead 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +683

      Would have been funnier if you said lead, because, lol, bullets.

    • @ravindupadmanath2802
      @ravindupadmanath2802 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +422

      I guess croc's "I THREW A ROCK AT HIM" really was effective.

    • @technorave555
      @technorave555 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +218

      "Everyone has a [rock] limit."- The Flash

    • @Night5225
      @Night5225 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +129

      orphanite

    • @Mate397
      @Mate397 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +62

      @@ravindupadmanath2802 "It was a big rock..."

  • @FurnaxIkki
    @FurnaxIkki 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +434

    Shout-outs to Freakazoid, whose weakness is being trapped in a cage of graphite bars charged with negative ions.
    A weakness so specific and situational the only reason that a villain used it on him is Freakazoid *told* him that the weakness was and then helped him build the cage.

    • @DemonKingVI
      @DemonKingVI 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

      You mean The Greatest Superhero Of All Time? His other weakness is being succeptable to whatever Cosgrove wants to do at any given moment.

    • @kevinvieira2834
      @kevinvieira2834 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

      His weakness is so specific it almost feels like it exists only so that batman has something to use

    • @jaanzi4347
      @jaanzi4347 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      Freakazoids weakness is his ADHD medication that he clearly never takes.

    • @DemonKingVI
      @DemonKingVI 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      @jaanzi4347 It's also KIND OF his superpower... why would he medicate that away? I mean, yeah, the REST of us need it, but if MY ADHD gave me superspeed and the ability to break the fourth wall I'd go cold turkey, too.

    • @xaratherus
      @xaratherus 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      I thought it was poo gas?
      But then I realized no one likes poo gas, Freakazoid.

  • @aerozord
    @aerozord 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2850

    reminds me of vampire weaknesses
    "So a stake through the heart will kill you"
    "I mean yea, but a stake through the heart will kill just about anything"

    • @carlosfunez4036
      @carlosfunez4036 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +76

      Garlic:

    • @Bookslayer10
      @Bookslayer10 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +81

      Sunlight:

    • @RezzieRaccoon
      @RezzieRaccoon 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +245

      @@Bookslayer10 that kills redditors

    • @Dangityoulilshi
      @Dangityoulilshi 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +68

      @@RezzieRaccoon natural grown grass and fresh air

    • @alisaglam2465
      @alisaglam2465 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

      @@carlosfunez4036 a person can choke on a garlic.

  • @TheDrCN
    @TheDrCN 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +10934

    You know what, I also can't see through lead, am not immune to magic, and can be physically harmed by being pelted with space rocks. I'm basically the same as Superman.

    • @sbeveroni2048
      @sbeveroni2048 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +880

      Also the thought of dead kryptonians doesn't affect your psyche, seems like you're an upgrade to Superman.

    • @SirsasthNigam.
      @SirsasthNigam. 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +56

      but you can't lift a car with Tactile Telekinesis
      or have Superhuman condition , Optic blasts , X-ray Vision and thats just a few

    • @thekingofdoges
      @thekingofdoges 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +279

      @@SirsasthNigam. no idea what you're talking about

    • @unbearable9770
      @unbearable9770 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +157

      Can you get a job as a mild mannered reporter for a great metropolitan newspaper!???

    • @notredboi
      @notredboi 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +143

      ​@@SirsasthNigam. But do you any proof he can't do any of that?

  • @mechafreak7938
    @mechafreak7938 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +6066

    Was I the only expecting the conversation to steer towards Batman realizing he might have to get checked for cancer upon realizing how often he's been around exposed kryptonite like Lex?

    • @aminadabbrulle8252
      @aminadabbrulle8252 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +305

      He already did that after the Zarbar reveal.

    • @nonnon-existent
      @nonnon-existent 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +180

      It's a prequel to Lego Batman's cancer

    • @small.clover
      @small.clover 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +39

      Someone already did that bit, can't remember if it was solidjj or not

    • @DKen2021
      @DKen2021 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +85

      Oftentimes he usually has it encased in a containter, possibly lined with lead, so I'm sure Batman had considered the possibility of the material having a negative effect. Meanwhile, Lex the genius just had a chunk of it consealed in their coat pockets.

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Kryptonite only gives you Lego cancer, which is actually very treatable

  • @libertarianesque8645
    @libertarianesque8645 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +226

    Proposed Retcon: It's not the radiation from kryptonite that hurts Superman. It just reminds him of the family he lost and makes him really, really sad.

    • @OnionChoppingNinja
      @OnionChoppingNinja 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      for goodness sake don't give DC ideas!

    • @declan6602
      @declan6602 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      His super memory makes him relive the destruction of krypton? That would be dope

    • @fatbgmanbg975
      @fatbgmanbg975 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@OnionChoppingNinjasups vs scientology...

    • @fatbgmanbg975
      @fatbgmanbg975 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      ​@declan6602 in the voice of the honest trailers guy*
      You have seeing superman saves the one's that he cares about,but,can this time save himself from...
      HIS EMO PHASE!!😔😭🤧

    • @MeepChangeling
      @MeepChangeling 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      How has he lost them tho? He was a god damn baby. No hippocampus, no permanant memories. Earth is his home. He doesn't remember Krypton at all.

  • @Pillow795
    @Pillow795 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +9875

    As a purse-stealer, it's very useful for stealing purses. People tend to be very afraid of glowing green rocks.

    • @devourerofsouls4079
      @devourerofsouls4079 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +230

      Can confirm, I was the three pieces of kryptonite.

    • @pileofbread3456
      @pileofbread3456 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +96

      Can confirm, I was the purse

    • @ap7635
      @ap7635 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +88

      Yeah but can you steal enough to afford the cancer treatments?

    • @abhinandhari7812
      @abhinandhari7812 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      But u shouldn't steal the pink one

    • @Lo-Sir
      @Lo-Sir 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +47

      @@abhinandhari7812 I especially steal the pink one

  • @BurnByMoonlight
    @BurnByMoonlight 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +3451

    If there’s one thing I’ve learned from reading Warhammer books, it’s that everyone has a weakness and it’s the author.

    • @Quonzer
      @Quonzer 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +56

      Underrated comment.

    • @Jordan-ii4ip
      @Jordan-ii4ip 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +42

      Speaking of Henry Cavill...

    • @incapablecreditor8117
      @incapablecreditor8117 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +63

      So what you're saying is, if we kill Jerry Siegel, batman will finally win! Well, let's get to it boys

    • @Sthose
      @Sthose 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

      Phil Kelly is the kryptonite of the Tau Empire and the Tau fans

    • @manncake6828
      @manncake6828 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      ​@@Jordan-ii4ipDang amazon they had a good thing there then ruined it like netflix ruining the witcher :(

  • @RS-bi1pc
    @RS-bi1pc 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +9260

    "It has to touch me"
    meanwhile, Superman every time it's even in the same room as him: "Oh god, my organs, I am immediately weaker than a terminally ill cancer patient on their death bed!"

    • @eatingyoshi4403
      @eatingyoshi4403 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +447

      I've always thought that was more of a movies thing but Im no DC expert so w/e.

    • @fishonmydish7774
      @fishonmydish7774 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +846

      @@eatingyoshi4403 pretty sure in the cross-over for B:TAS and S:TAS Batman just holds it out like 10 feet away and Superman basically falls over, then he throws it in a glass of water and it stops affecting him as much.
      Not to mention it was a tiny shard in a plastic baggie, so it really just depends on the writer.

    • @redrick8900
      @redrick8900 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +331

      @@fishonmydish7774 Size of the rock isn't determinative. A smaller rock could have a much higher radioactive charge than a larger one.

    • @billybobby4637
      @billybobby4637 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +113

      From CBR:
      I know for Gold K it's two feet (according to Mark Waid's Super-Quiz, hosted on this very site). Obviously Green has a much wider radius of effect; I seem to recall Luthor mentioning 10 meters in the Action Comics Annual #10? Even if it wasn't that, I'm sure he noted an exact distance.
      Edit: I looked the page up, Luthor said 10 feet, not 10 meters. Regardless, that's an official number, at least for the nebulous (in regards to Superman continuity prior to Secret Origins) and relatively brief post-Infinite Crisis pre-New 52 period. The number may have been different for other versions.

    • @c.m.6487
      @c.m.6487 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +237

      It's a pointless "weakness" anyway. In the majority of cases it just makes him "weak," and yet somehow villains are never able to kill him while he is under the effect. In many cases Superman still takes a punch from a giant monster or Zod or something, which would liquefy a normal human, and he survives. Superman has ALWAYS been the original "Mary Sue." 🙄

  • @mechajay3358
    @mechajay3358 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +122

    2:16 And he is right on getting corrected, I'm surprised that they haven't brought up the fact that he's also weak against the Red Sun.

    • @Skullhawk13
      @Skullhawk13 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Sunscreen.

    • @orangeinkius7257
      @orangeinkius7257 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      Not to mention that yes, Kryptonite does usually affect him from several feet away and dull his powers to the point where he can't just laser it, and him exploding it like in the video would probably just disperse dust from the kryptonite around the area which would be just as bad at the rock being in one piece

    • @toonilooni7484
      @toonilooni7484 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Actually at 2:17 there's a note that mentions it

    • @melo2942
      @melo2942 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Goodluck using that weakness 😂

    • @Imdverg
      @Imdverg วันที่ผ่านมา

      He is not weak against red sun, he just becomes normal human when it’s light touches him

  • @theworldsgreatestjidiot9667
    @theworldsgreatestjidiot9667 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +3925

    2:16 Supermans other weakness is being in a comic book that doesn't have his name on it

    • @spiffygonzales5160
      @spiffygonzales5160 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +103

      Eh. Yesnt. Some people generally prefer a weaker Superman anyways. And even aside from that, going easy on the likes of wonder woman and Aquaman and not winning (again he's not really trying) isn't exactly a loss

    • @JesusVillalobos
      @JesusVillalobos 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      Like, Batman in Detective Comics?

    • @JJunkAFunk
      @JJunkAFunk 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

      “The Death Of Superman”

    • @spacevagabond4017
      @spacevagabond4017 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +57

      Let’s just summarize that (and arguably his other weaknesses) as: “Writers.”
      It’s also the biggest weakness of many heroes, The Flash and Spider-Man most famously.

    • @Leeloo-Foxx
      @Leeloo-Foxx 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

      @@spacevagabond4017 some would say that spider-mans writers are the true villian of his world even

  • @jmssnetto
    @jmssnetto 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1873

    3:32 that one second of "BATMAAAAANNN" after he just assumed he could win Superman by affecting him emotionally is killing me

  • @Nathana56
    @Nathana56 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +5128

    I love how they’ve had this weakness conversation way more than once

    • @Kumaa177
      @Kumaa177 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +194

      That's how you know it's a realistic friendship

    • @jeremybrown9611
      @jeremybrown9611 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nathanmutai1861
      @nathanmutai1861 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      Excellent observation, Nathan! 🤝

    • @ZeissWorld
      @ZeissWorld 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Don't translate... 😠
      भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु......

    • @Romashka_Sov
      @Romashka_Sov 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      ​@@ZeissWorldokay, I will not

  • @candacescorner3141
    @candacescorner3141 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +39

    The funniest thing about this to me is that we’re talking about the same guy who, within the solid jj cinematic universe, was previously killed by robots in like 5 seconds.

    • @samueldimmock694
      @samueldimmock694 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      To be fair, killing him was obviously little more than an inconvenience, so, his point still stands. As if that makes it any less funny.

    • @paulamarina04
      @paulamarina04 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      if im not mistaken "giant robots but only if theyre big enough" is listed as one of supermans weaknesses somewhere

  • @maxwellquipey1
    @maxwellquipey1 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2264

    "Every kryptonian ever" implies superman is either not a kryptonian or is a ghost

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

      Or both.

    • @Ed_man_talking9
      @Ed_man_talking9 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +97

      he does count as an American, that title could just be a nationality and not a race.

    • @Thrarm
      @Thrarm 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      ​@@Ed_man_talking9 dues citizenship

    • @dragoknight589
      @dragoknight589 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      @@ThrarmI think the papers for the first one were destroyed

    • @Cendrail0001
      @Cendrail0001 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      "And so at the end of the day, even though my skin, be it made of steel, (...) I still consider myself man"

  • @aidangordon2713
    @aidangordon2713 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +5927

    Ah, Superman. If he weren't such a sweetheart, he'd be a universal threat.

    • @BR-jw7pm
      @BR-jw7pm 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +221

      That’s kind of why I’m not a Superman fan; he’s basically invincible to everything but THE strongest stuff. I’m not saying he’s a badly written CHR cuz I like the fact he has this god-like powers but has the willpower to use it for good; it’s just boring if the hero is TOO strong (though in Supe’s defense, I haven’t seen much SM media so there’s probs a lot of things I’m overlooking; correct me if I’m wrong on anything)

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +135

      Injustice in a nutshell. Only reason he continues to do what he does it because Batman won't kill him and vice versa.

    • @Kamiyoda
      @Kamiyoda 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +74

      And he'd have a dumb name like Superboy Prime.
      Just spit balling here, not singling anyone out.

    • @jaimebustillofernandez3901
      @jaimebustillofernandez3901 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +115

      Even worse, Supes himself is FAR more powerful than the infamous superman-but-evil characters (tighten, omniman, brightburn, homelander)

    • @MusicoftheDamned
      @MusicoftheDamned 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +152

      ​ @BR-jw7pm To be fair, a lot of Superman stories are boring and poorly written in part because they focus almost exclusively on his overwhelming power that you know he's going to win with even if they don't go the even more boring "cynical and/or evil Superman" route like _Batman v. Superman_ and _Injustice_ did. His better written stories tend to focus more on how kind he is *despite* all of the powers, like _All-Star Superman_ and such.
      (To be fair to Superman though, you generally know most big-name heroes are going to win in the end, so that's not an issue exclusive to him.)

  • @gerlofsdonia4522
    @gerlofsdonia4522 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1042

    The thumbnail reminds me of that one cover where Superman became immune to kryptonite and just ate a big chunk of it for no reason other than to show off.

    • @Sparkle8205
      @Sparkle8205 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +65

      mmm yummy radiation

    • @declan6602
      @declan6602 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      @@gerlofsdonia4522 Kryptonite Nevermore! Love that comic

    • @christopher20206
      @christopher20206 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      I remember seeing a comic page Superman just inhale kryptonite gas and say "kryptonite my favourite"

    • @declan6602
      @declan6602 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      @christopher20206 that was Ultraman

    • @kenstorm707
      @kenstorm707 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      @@christopher20206 Not Superman, Ultraman. Ultraman's weakness is blue kryptonite.

  • @anonymousx1101
    @anonymousx1101 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I like how we went from using screenshots to drawing the scenes for the video! Love how far you've come, Solid JJ!

  • @omarelsheikh7249
    @omarelsheikh7249 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1694

    these weakness videos are so funny because you know we've been building to this exact video since the start

    • @ZeissWorld
      @ZeissWorld 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Don't translate... 😠
      भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु.....

    • @datcat11scratch
      @datcat11scratch 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +33

      @@ZeissWorld i don't think something's more likely to happen just because you wrote it in sanskrit
      also wouldn't you want to get subscribers from people actually liking your content? oh wait, you don't have any lol

    • @Dinoman-mo7mt
      @Dinoman-mo7mt 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      Okay, i won't and i won't subscribe either.​@@ZeissWorld

    • @nihtgengalastnamegoeshere7526
      @nihtgengalastnamegoeshere7526 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      @@ZeissWorld नहि।
      त्वं मूर्खः असि।

  • @ፔ̇̈
    @ፔ̇̈ 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2046

    Lex Luthor being negatively impacted by Kryptonite was actually shown in one of the DC animated series.

    • @kaladinthepaladin7929
      @kaladinthepaladin7929 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +275

      He then proceeded to blame Superman for making him carry it around.

    • @TheMastermind7259
      @TheMastermind7259 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +93

      ​@@kaladinthepaladin7929well that's understandable but what I don't understand is why he kept it on himself for *years.* I mean, the kryptonite, it affects humans too, but only if it's there for years, meaning that Luthor just kept that on himself for goddamn years and after 10 million fights with Superman finally took it off from himself?
      I feel like DC made a big plot hole in there.

    • @kyotanaka920
      @kyotanaka920 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

      The kryptonite has also sometimes given him super powers as a result of cancer. Whether it's from Brianiac or just some freak occurrence

    • @jonahmiller5881
      @jonahmiller5881 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +113

      @@TheMastermind7259 It's Lex Luthor. Obsessing over Superman's superiority is a core aspect of his identity. It would be strange for him not to keep Kryptonite on him at all times.
      Hardly a plot hole.

    • @Rabidratwithnosoul
      @Rabidratwithnosoul 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

      Didn't the rock give lex super cancer

  • @ChaplainPhantasm
    @ChaplainPhantasm 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1289

    "My X-ray vision doesn't work through lead, for some reason."
    It's science, Clark. It's basic science.

    • @Qualman701
      @Qualman701 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +250

      But do you know what does work through lead?
      Laser eyes

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +40

      Clearly didn’t inherit Zor-El’s brains

    • @bubbles784
      @bubbles784 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

      @@SorowFame Isn't that Jor-El? Zor-El being his uncle.

    • @ChaplainPhantasm
      @ChaplainPhantasm 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@Qualman701 Exactly.

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@bubbles784 might be, sounds about right

  • @mehmetylmaz1831
    @mehmetylmaz1831 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    1:48 Superman: yeah only thing I can see in all world, how could I notice that.

  • @AloMoMoMola
    @AloMoMoMola 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1522

    "Faster than a speeding bullet" reminded me of the movie where Metallo morhps his hand into a gun and even drops a one liner before shooting Superman with a shard of kryptonite and Supes literally couldn't react in time to dodge or do anything
    also, you're neglecting Superman's biggest canonical weakness "Robots, but only if they're big enough"

    • @federicopalacios7439
      @federicopalacios7439 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +319

      That's the problem with comics, Flash is also canonically trillions of times faster than light, and can react instantly to anything. So for example, if a bullet were to him him, he would react to it, turn around, and see that a bullet was attempting to pierce his skin, all in the time it takes the bullet to move even a milimeter. Yet, he has been taken down with bullets many times; same applies for Superman, he's not THAT fast, but he's still much faster than light, no bullet or arrow should ever be able to catch him offguard in any possible scenario.

    • @RafelChip
      @RafelChip 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +33

      I think the movie is ‘Batman and Superman public enemy #1”

    • @ZeissWorld
      @ZeissWorld 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Don't translate... 😠
      भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु......

    • @TheDirtysouthfan
      @TheDirtysouthfan 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +69

      In that same movie, Superman survives having a piece of Kryptonite lodged next to his heart and later on he completely overpowers the effects of a large dose of Kryptonite through sheer willpower while fighting Lex Luthor. That movie made Kryptonite look really weak.

    • @SWAHswah-tm7sn
      @SWAHswah-tm7sn 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +60

      ​@@RafelChipit's been adapted multiple times and for such a stupid way to take him down it's been quite prevalent.
      They did the kryptonite bullet for the sake of simplifying tower of babbel instead of...whatever the fuck that was that made that really weird looking panel.

  • @cCrossoRr
    @cCrossoRr 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +7810

    Red sunlight. Everyone always forgets this one

    • @carcosian
      @carcosian 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1650

      Not very relevant in a solar system with a yellow sun.

    • @ClockworkGearhead
      @ClockworkGearhead 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +695

      @@carcosian Yeah, but that's how Red Son was defeated. No need to leave the solar system.

    • @CommanderSteelTrap
      @CommanderSteelTrap 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +728

      He’s flown through Red Suns before and kept going. That one takes time and if he’s got enough Yellow Sun radiation in him, it’s not gonna do much.

    • @cCrossoRr
      @cCrossoRr 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +631

      @@carcosian Red sunlight lamps. I mean Soviet batman almost killed superman with them

    • @PrDrNintendo
      @PrDrNintendo 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +90

      I mean, can anyone really just turn our sun red just like that?

  • @darkphoenix2745
    @darkphoenix2745 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1810

    1:34 Basically the plot of The Boys:

    • @HeyItsDyl
      @HeyItsDyl 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

      I was thinking this

    • @abdulracmanandamama5676
      @abdulracmanandamama5676 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +36

      i heard superman's lasers bounce off kryptonite like a mirror?

    • @Amogus-i6i
      @Amogus-i6i 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@abdulracmanandamama5676depends on the heat sensitivity

    • @zechariahwilson9994
      @zechariahwilson9994 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      literally😭😭😭😭

    • @eloquent_redneck3719
      @eloquent_redneck3719 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      those pesky laser eyes they'll get ya

  • @pyromecho
    @pyromecho 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    'I have kryptonite!' Throws car from orbit at bruce

  • @JJ_R
    @JJ_R 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1777

    Considering Superman lifted a whole island made of kryptonite in Superman Returns, I’m not surprised.

    • @Pillow795
      @Pillow795 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +258

      He must have been wearing gloves.

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +241

      ​@@Pillow795 Lead gloves

    • @Reir0o
      @Reir0o 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +156

      The island was mostly crystalline, but with some kryptonite growths here and there. But yeah I get the point.

    • @The-Deadite
      @The-Deadite 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +113

      I liked how kryptonite works in Superman TAS, it made him feel sick but it didnt depowered him- basically it only stalled, you couldnt kill him with it cuz an ill Superman is still Superman.

    • @DrakeBarrow
      @DrakeBarrow 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

      Eh, it can pass. He was already severely injured/weakened from the Kryptonite shank he took from Luthor, the whole thing showed it was a ton of effort for him and he was very obviously hurtfrom the proximity. After that, if he hadn't gotten lucky in terms of medical care he would have died.

  • @giantWario
    @giantWario 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +625

    I mean after they were pretty much disintegrated by the explosion of their entire planet, what's left of the Kryptonians could probably fit in that grave.

    • @hossdelgado626
      @hossdelgado626 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +42

      Eh, widen it a little bit, but more or less yeah

    • @Drakonig
      @Drakonig 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +45

      ​@@hossdelgado626 or maybe he just dug it deeper

    • @BlandoGaming
      @BlandoGaming 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      I expected Batman to say something to that effect, but maybe that would have been taking it a little too far. 😂

    • @benjaminshinar9509
      @benjaminshinar9509 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      batman might have put the bottled city of Kendor in that grave.

    • @Andre-c6z
      @Andre-c6z 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Still can’t believe that an entire planet of Supermen died out.

  • @JaxBlade
    @JaxBlade 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +796

    This is great xD and reminds me of that comic of when Superman was enjoying an offday and then a random villain showed up and was like "I made this suit to hurt even you" and Superman said "Many people always say they made somethin to hurt me, Yes I can be hurt its not that hard, but they miss the main problem, the problem isnt hurting me, the problem is surviving me" and that was just a COLD AF line. As Rocky said it don't matter how hard you hit, its about how hard you can get hit and keep movin forward lol

    • @michaelthesavior8740
      @michaelthesavior8740 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      You HAVE to drop the name of that comic

    • @superlord1428
      @superlord1428 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      Do you remember what comic that was? Sounds like a good read

    • @JaxBlade
      @JaxBlade 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

      If you type in Superman surviving me comic on google you'll see the exact panel I'm referring to haha

    • @superlord1428
      @superlord1428 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@JaxBlade Surviving me?

    • @MrElTee13
      @MrElTee13 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@JaxBlade No dice.

  • @nabongobong9155
    @nabongobong9155 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    No no I agree with Supes on this one. Kryptonite is such a BS that writers pulled up their asses to nerf Superman. It is either so omnipotent it can make Kryptonian useless, or completely useless when Supes can easily find a way around it after he uses only 1% of his brainpower

  • @owenbaker2.084
    @owenbaker2.084 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +629

    I imagine that the grave was actually Snowflame’s, and Batman just removed his tombstone and replaced with “Every Kryptonian Ever” one instead.

    • @MmmMmph1968
      @MmmMmph1968 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +55

      Solid JJ canonize this please

    • @Amogus-i6i
      @Amogus-i6i 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      Jj ran out of budget

    • @ZeissWorld
      @ZeissWorld 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Don't translate... 😠
      भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु....

    • @lordbiscuitthetossable5352
      @lordbiscuitthetossable5352 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      I mean, he knew he was going to OD on Cocaine. I imagine Batman had this whole thing planned from the beginning. XD

    • @MarvinPowell1
      @MarvinPowell1 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Clark grew up on Earth as a baby; why would he even care about Kryptonians? That'd be like caring that your great grandparents were in the Holocaust without having even know that before I told you.

  • @Cludnugget
    @Cludnugget 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +177

    "You couldn't fit every kryptonian.."
    "They were vaporised, Clark. They fit."

    • @Custerd1
      @Custerd1 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      "I had Brainiac shrink 'em all down. They fit."

  • @cesarvictoriano8072
    @cesarvictoriano8072 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +423

    I’ll admit I still wish they discussed how Kryptonite comes in so many colors.
    “So why does pink kryptonite make you gay? What, was it made from the Kryptonians who swung that way?”
    “Well hard to figure that out when everyone who steals them just tries to use them to kill me somehow.”

    • @discombobulatedecho6025
      @discombobulatedecho6025 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +50

      Imagine if that’s how gayness worked on Earth too. Like if you use pink Himalayan salt instead of regular salt when eating it literally turns you gay 😂

    • @ThatScootFanboy
      @ThatScootFanboy 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

      Not to be a lore asshole, but the only Kryptonite that was on Krypton was Green Kryptonite, Green being the only natural form. Pretty much every other kind, including Pink Kryptonite is man-made by Luthor or someone like that.

    • @courier6402
      @courier6402 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +38

      ​@@ThatScootFanboySo Lex saw the gay bomb and thought I'll just copy that.

    • @roujin518
      @roujin518 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      @@courier6402 Maybe it was just him trying to create synthetic kryptonite and the different elements it was based from cause the different colors and effects. So basically their is an element on earth that just turns kryptonians gay, or at least attracted to men.

    • @jaspertyler4557
      @jaspertyler4557 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      the real question is, how does pink kryptonite work on gay kryptonians? does it turn them straight, or are they just immune to it? and what if they're asexual or bi? so many questions.

  • @spartanc173
    @spartanc173 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

    I like how the Flash is sitting there as if he hasn't been the most horrifically overpowered character in fiction several times.

    • @fatbgmanbg975
      @fatbgmanbg975 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I mean he can't SURVIVE a bullet to the head...😅🤷

    • @spartanc173
      @spartanc173 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@fatbgmanbg975 You'd think so, wouldn't you? But besides being fast enough to dodge the bullet before it was ever fired, the Flash can survive literally anything as long as he's running.

    • @stm7810
      @stm7810 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      @@fatbgmanbg975 but he can just out run death and have enough time to read every book on earth and still have time to make 2 minute noodles before the bullet hits.

    • @AlbionIronGuy
      @AlbionIronGuy 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@stm7810 say that to jokers saw blade

    • @stm7810
      @stm7810 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@AlbionIronGuy comics are alergic to thinking things through.

  • @riotguards
    @riotguards 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +926

    Supermans one critical weakness is being portrayed as a gritty worn down superhero movie

    • @thewhitewolf58
      @thewhitewolf58 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +65

      Thats like protraying batman as an old disabled man on the verge of being poor.

    • @SirsasthNigam.
      @SirsasthNigam. 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +54

      “It has to do with the kind of stories that get to be told, and if you lose your eye on the ball, which is character,” continued Gunn. “We love Superman."
      Zack Synder-I had a buddy who tried getting me into “Normal” comic books, but I was all like “No one is having s*x or killing each other. This isn’t really doing it for me.”

    • @thewhitewolf58
      @thewhitewolf58 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      @SirsasthNigam. So zack snyder just does not like comics unless they stray into being edgy?

    • @deviant0105
      @deviant0105 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +41

      It cracks me up knowing people probably brought their kids to 'the fun Superman movie' just to watch the third act be a 9/11 sequence where Superman ends the fight by snapping the bad guy's neck and crying out in anguish after. Movie ends and you walk out feeling more joyless than you were going in.

    • @SirsasthNigam.
      @SirsasthNigam. 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@thewhitewolf58 just watch Man of Steel Pitch meeting

  • @sigma1328
    @sigma1328 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +542

    Fun fact, kryptonite in powder/dust form can still have an effect, from weakness to mind control. So Supes blowing it up just screws himself. Especially if he breaths it in.

    • @jrt99b
      @jrt99b 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +115

      I love the idea that the reason for everyone acting so off beat and quirky is low-grade kryptonite poisoning.

    • @timmiller1
      @timmiller1 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      Fun *fiction

    • @orions2908
      @orions2908 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +56

      Thank god superman doesn't have, I don't know, incredibly powerful lungs capable of easily blowing it all quite far away

    • @sigma1328
      @sigma1328 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @timmiller1 Fun Fictional Fact

    • @juanandresrueda4957
      @juanandresrueda4957 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      ​​@@orions2908and he isn't extremely fast and capable of breaking out of any confined space before breathing the stuff

  • @rusticgiraffe4262
    @rusticgiraffe4262 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +347

    3:08 you know, I thought I had acclimated to Solidjj’s comedy style but that jump cut completely got me. Bravo sir.

    • @shan4680
      @shan4680 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      That ending was *great*!

  • @TortillaCh0mper2
    @TortillaCh0mper2 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    I like Superman arguing about the "being weak to magic". Sounds better to say that he's vulnerable to magic (like almost everyone else). It's like saying that your weakness is gravity.

    • @NicolasCermak
      @NicolasCermak 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      "I can fly, but my weakness is gravitational pull"

    • @williamdaviddiazcuchimaque7511
      @williamdaviddiazcuchimaque7511 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Más bien es como decir que tú debilidad es el fuego

  • @dazzlethestar151
    @dazzlethestar151 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +405

    0:26 *Baffled sample text* is now my favourite visual joke from this channel

    • @ZeissWorld
      @ZeissWorld 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Don't translate... 😠
      भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु....

    • @babykata-dt3ys
      @babykata-dt3ys 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Ok i wont ​@@ZeissWorld

    • @deleetiusproductions3497
      @deleetiusproductions3497 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@ZeissWorld well i can't send the golden monkey since this is a comment section
      but i've seen it so i don't have to subscribe

    • @45hAsh
      @45hAsh 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@ZeissWorldalright then

  • @imperialdragon4516
    @imperialdragon4516 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +366

    The ultimate superman with common sense and no dumb plot

    • @Ocastia
      @Ocastia 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The common sense of Shooting a laser at a radioactive rock...
      At best it does nothing, The second best option is that he cuts the rock in half, which achieves nothing, worst case the rock shatters into a fine Radioactive mist.
      Great idea if you want to give everyone in the room lung cancer.

    • @reliantbelial2341
      @reliantbelial2341 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      What if i cast perish tho

    • @josemontesdeocah
      @josemontesdeocah 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Bad part is, in every literation of superman, if he is not smart, the whole universe gets destroyed. Can't wait for the ending of "my adventures with superman"

    • @geekjokes8458
      @geekjokes8458 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      actually the complete opposite: superman with no weakness is a terrible plot

    • @enderreaper1482
      @enderreaper1482 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@@geekjokes8458 yea but like this video shows, it's the only one that makes sense.

  • @notthememes6116
    @notthememes6116 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +117

    The grave bit should've been batman saying the grave is empty CAUSE THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO BURY

  • @11338325
    @11338325 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    These are Superman's weaknesses according to the comics and official DC data books:
    *Vulnerability to Kryptonite*
    Since the destruction of Krypton, its remains (rendered radioactive by the explosion) have been spreading throughout the universe as Kryptonite, a crystalline substance whose specific radioactive wavelength is lethal to Kryptonians native to this reality. The most common form of Kryptonite is Green Kryptonite, and its effect is directly poisonous to him. Kryptonite from other realities do not necessarily have the same effects on all Kryptonians.
    *Vulnerability to Magic*
    Superman's biomatrix is his most powerful asset, but the strength of this field is also its greatest weakness. Its permeability to certain wavelengths makes him vulnerable to certain radiations, particularly magical energies whose chaotic electromagnetic or extra dimensional signatures disrupt this force field. Superman's vulnerability to magic varies depending upon the special effects of the magic. He can be injured and worn down by magical entities. Magic can have powerful and unpredictable effects on Superman and his magical enemies have often proven to be the most dangerous.
    *The Black Tide*
    If Superman's chi flow is disrupted by being overwhelmed by this disturbed substance, he'll suffer from fatigue and pain; until he sub comes to unconsciousness. Eventually he will die, unless acupuncture is administered in time.
    *Lead*
    Superman cannot see through lead with his x-ray vision powers.
    *Solar Energy Dependency*
    His abilities will eventually weaken without replenishing his energy reserves with normal (yellow) sun radiation, especially if he doesn't have any direct contact with yellow sunlight. When exposed to the same red solar radiation as Krypton's red sun Rao, it causes Superman to lose his powers within a large amount of exposure until the exposure to yellow sunlight will reverse this effect.
    *High-Pitched Noises*
    Because of his super hearing, Superman's ears are extra-sensitive to extreme noises. This gives individuals like Black Canary and Silver Banshee who use sonic screeches, a particular advantage in combat against him.
    *Psionics*

    • @mrkrimsonj114
      @mrkrimsonj114 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      What are Psionics

    • @11338325
      @11338325 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@mrkrimsonj114 Psionic is relating to or denoting the practical use of psychic powers or paranormal phenomena.

  • @MarxistMomentum
    @MarxistMomentum 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +443

    2:14 The comments section is the true arbiter of truth.

    • @cyberninjazero5659
      @cyberninjazero5659 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

      "(I didn't forget about the Red Sun, you jerks)"

    • @ZeissWorld
      @ZeissWorld 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Don't translate... 😠
      भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु......

    • @Red-mg4ro
      @Red-mg4ro 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Pft.

    • @mihaicovaciu6634
      @mihaicovaciu6634 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      The ideea is, why going somewhere with red sun in the first place unless magically someone that knows this specific thing teleports him there.

    • @cyberninjazero5659
      @cyberninjazero5659 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @mihaicovaciu6634 Red Sun lamps exist

  • @boyscout2889
    @boyscout2889 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +331

    Everyone forgets that Kryptonite can be refined into a metal, or ground up and added to the process of making a focusing lens to use in a laser array, increasing the effective range of the kryptonite. Imagine taking out Superman with a laser pointer, that would be the funniest thing on planet Earth

    • @redrick8900
      @redrick8900 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +65

      "Everyone forgets" then cites bad writing almost nobody read.

    • @Magnus_Fraus
      @Magnus_Fraus 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

      @@redrick8900 all of current dc and marvel

    • @thej5448
      @thej5448 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

      doesn't feel nice being hit by a laser does it, superman?

    • @redrick8900
      @redrick8900 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@Magnus_Fraus That's not fair. Something is always good.

    • @NareshSinghOctagon
      @NareshSinghOctagon 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      @@redrick8900 ,like the other guy said,this is knowledge you'd have to dig deep and find.
      For all we know,it could be knowledge that was in a fairly popular comic/TV series that's been way out of print.

  • @DGneoseeker1
    @DGneoseeker1 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +106

    Well done Superman you just filled the room with fine particles of exploded Kryptonite and inhaled them.

    • @elishafollet5347
      @elishafollet5347 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      He probably super heated it to the point that the tiny particles are no longer kryptonite

    • @buzz3248
      @buzz3248 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@elishafollet5347 Considering the fact that Superman's lasers can penetrate black holes, you are probably correct.

    • @L3tHaLMaN1A-l8u
      @L3tHaLMaN1A-l8u 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Same Laser beam that somehow didn't obliterated metropolis whenever he mis-fire💀 (Or any of the building.) Godzilla Stevie wonder Reincarnation if i have to describe superman into four words.

    • @buzz3248
      @buzz3248 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@L3tHaLMaN1A-l8u Funny point, but superman can choose how strong they are. He can even fire invisible ones that are just slightly hot to scorch stuff. His abilities are stupid lmao

    • @L3tHaLMaN1A-l8u
      @L3tHaLMaN1A-l8u 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@buzz3248 He can control the temperature but holy shit His aim are literally Stevie wonder Reincarnation Style 💀 I'm surprised that He deserve that ability 💀 give that type of power to Hawkeye or green *arrow then they'll end the movie in 20 minutes 😭

  • @mikemcconeghy4658
    @mikemcconeghy4658 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    The heroes are all self-limiting, each one has lines they won't cross. Villains exploit those "weaknesses" all the time, or at least try to. In a well-written story, the hero is true to his values and still saves the day.

  • @TheBloccobill
    @TheBloccobill 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +64

    The twist from batman being cheerful being cut off to a grave saying "every kryptonian ever" is a pure masterpiece of comedy

  • @doublem6884
    @doublem6884 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +57

    When I was a kid, I found and read an old comic where it gave Luther's backstory. A small meteorite made of kryptonite landed on Earth and Superman got weakened by it. (I think he went up to it to move it or something, I don't recall). Luther saw him and was like, "Oh no, Superman! I'll help!"
    he pushed the meteorite into a lake with a bulldozer and superman flew off, but then all of his hair fell out from the kryptonite. He blamed Superman and that's why he's Superman's arch-nemisis.
    Lex Luther hates Superman because he "made" him bald. And this is the only backstory for Lex that I accept.

    • @TheOfficialPSI
      @TheOfficialPSI 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      This is definitely the Lex from the same continuity where he stole 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens! And that's terrible.

    • @nonya1366
      @nonya1366 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      I like to think regardless of continuity, Lex remembers but Superman doesn't. For superman it was a heroic civilian saving him from a weakness he didn't know he had.
      For Lex, it was the event that changed his life *forever.*

    • @ChronoSquare
      @ChronoSquare 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      So Lex being a villain is literally because Superman made him mald?

  • @TheMysticGauntlet
    @TheMysticGauntlet 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +93

    Superman : Laser eyes are infinite, so they can't be stopped.
    Mirrors : Hold my beer.

    • @spacevagabond4017
      @spacevagabond4017 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      Also, they’re usually written to be his most draining of his solar power. It’s a simple way of nerfing him so he doesn’t spam them against non-living threats and win instantly like he’s Homelander with laser eyes. Better to have defense than to put it all into offense.

    • @kappadarwin9476
      @kappadarwin9476 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@spacevagabond4017 I think in this case Superman could destroy the rock with his heat vision faster than Batman could replace said rock because Batman has to have a small enough quantity to not get superman to notice.

    • @WalterPowerbright
      @WalterPowerbright 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Kryptonite Mirrors:

  • @daskmon702
    @daskmon702 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Superman should throw a building sized boulder at Batman to remind him his weakness is also a rock

  • @aros0018
    @aros0018 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +67

    I think the major thing that everyone forgets is that it's not like it's these guys' first day on the job as superheroes. They've been active in-universe for years and had to fight people who tried to use their weaknesses against them. After a while through just sheer experience alone they'd start coming up with ways to get around their weaknesses.
    Think about it. Everyone on the planet knows that Kryptonite is Superman's weakness...and yet he's still standing.
    That's not just happenstance, he actually had to get good at dealing with Kryptonite.

    • @LuznoLindo
      @LuznoLindo 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      A pretty clever way to see all this. Well done.

    • @spacevagabond4017
      @spacevagabond4017 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Pretty much. God knows if I had powers and weaknesses, first thing I’m doing is figuring out how to mitigate/handle them, or never tell a soul about them.
      If I were a kryptonian, I’m not saying squat about my kryptonite weakness at the start-Lex figuring out and deducing kryptonite could harm him in the movie is still some of the most insane luck I’ve ever seen. Or if I were Spider-Man, nobody is going to learn about spider sense unless they’re psychic.

    • @williamgrimm2452
      @williamgrimm2452 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      It’s a bit of an honor system. Superman doesn’t laser people to death from orbit, so when they surprise him with kryptonite they don’t then instantly kill him either

    • @TippedScale
      @TippedScale 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@spacevagabond4017Essentially, be a silent super hero and you're good

  • @Romashka_Sov
    @Romashka_Sov 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +126

    2:30, Dude you still fund them, that's the reason why you are here

  • @edgesmith7112
    @edgesmith7112 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +176

    Red sunlight can depower Superman and his heat vision is limited when he’s not exposed to a yellow sun

    • @Cludnugget
      @Cludnugget 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

      It's a shame JJ didn't put a subtitle in about this at around 02:18

    • @peterstoric6560
      @peterstoric6560 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

      Granted, it’s not an instant effect and just drains his power over time (at least in comics)

    • @santiagoteruel4145
      @santiagoteruel4145 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      ​@@peterstoric6560 depends of the author, but it depowering him instally is kind of illogical

    • @herseydahil3889
      @herseydahil3889 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      Still wouldn't work. He is faster than light but i am sure even normal human speed would be enough. Batman stands, opens the sunlight and boom sups hit them. İt is not like he depowers in a second so he can still shoot laser. Also damn guy sees through everything, you can't expect him to ignore the giant sunlight under the cloth.

    • @peterstoric6560
      @peterstoric6560 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@santiagoteruel4145 to be fair, superheroes as a concept are illogical as well.

  • @shadow-ln6pr
    @shadow-ln6pr วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    2:15 If I remember correctly, Superman also becomes weak when exposed to red sunlight or something like that. I don't remember exactly how that worked, but I'm almost sure of it.

    • @Sirxeko
      @Sirxeko 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Sunlight is superman's food. He is solar powered. Yellow sunlight charges his powers, and red sunlight is like, a vegan diet or something. It will provide him just barely enough energy to survive off of, but he won't have any powers. But saying Superman is weak to a red sun is like saying Batman is weak to being starved to death. It isn't really a "weakness". Most people can starve to death.

    • @shadow-ln6pr
      @shadow-ln6pr 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@Sirxeko I swear I saw somewhere that Superman instantly became weak when exposed to red sunlight, I think it was in that super strange "what if", the one with the Russian Superman

    • @Sirxeko
      @Sirxeko 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @shadow-ln6pr it's pretty inconsistent. Like kryptonite. Sometimes being in a room of only red light instantly drains his powers. Sometimes he can still bench press the weight of the earth for seven straight days and nights without a break, before his powers start to gradually wear out.

  • @brenlc1412
    @brenlc1412 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +129

    1:54 I guess we now know how LEGO Batman got his cancer.

    • @MagicSpectrum
      @MagicSpectrum 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Who says he has cancer?

    • @Taypokemon
      @Taypokemon 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@MagicSpectrumLego Batman says.

    • @pochiluis0570
      @pochiluis0570 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And not lego cancer, it was REAL cancer!

  • @Markyparky56
    @Markyparky56 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    "Pelting you with your mother's pearls" is a dark, dark line and I'm impressed for whoever came up with that. Bravo.

  • @zlosov5817
    @zlosov5817 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +423

    Oh no his weakness is still Kryptonite.
    more specifically: the conversation of what pink kryptonite does to him, not even the rock himself, just the public knowledge.
    Can't be a hero if you're canceled

    • @J4R0D
      @J4R0D 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +87

      we don't talk about the pink one

    • @zlosov5817
      @zlosov5817 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +53

      @@J4R0D I know superman was standing behind your back with a gun to your head as you typed that.

    • @dineez627
      @dineez627 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      Let's talk about the pink one.

    • @jinglejangle1533
      @jinglejangle1533 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

      ​@@dineez627 ok so wich pink kryptonite do you prefer, the old one that makes superman gay or the new less problematic one that flips his gender?

    • @seelcudoom1
      @seelcudoom1 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +40

      @@jinglejangle1533 hit em with the hrt stone

  • @dairoleon2682
    @dairoleon2682 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Another bit to the way kryptonite doesn't work: Superman is afflicted by kryptonite's *radiation,* but he frequently and easily *travels faster than light.* Which is a form of radiation. Then again, in order for him to recognize the kryptonite for what it is, he'd have to stay in place long enough to see it. Catch-22.

  • @michaelwinkle4480
    @michaelwinkle4480 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    Back in the '60s little me gobbled up every mention of Superman's weaknesses in the comic letter pages (the subject was very popular then). Among other things, the editorial answers included "Q Rays" (never saw a story with them), various colors of Kryptonite, and one interesting fact: Kryptonite was immune to friction. It didn't burn up in the atmosphere, so no mass was lost that way. Which suggests heat-vision wouldn't destroy it -- just break it into smaller bits.

  • @Maxsmack
    @Maxsmack 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +88

    2:15, running out of solar power, and red suns.
    So unless the fucking sun goes out, or he travels to another part of space with a different sun, he’s pretty much invincible.

    • @ahobbyist9520
      @ahobbyist9520 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Also incredible amounts of lightning (livewire) which still isn’t enough usually.
      He really essentially has no weaknesses

    • @LBTVGAMES
      @LBTVGAMES 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I mean, if you shrunk down a red sun maybe and attacked him at night I think a Batman did that once

    • @adre2194
      @adre2194 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      What if we covered him in sunscreen

    • @JoseMolina-ij3xx
      @JoseMolina-ij3xx 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Well, he did die from Doomsday, but that creature is just another kryptonian with the same strengths.

    • @dorkfish1275
      @dorkfish1275 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@JoseMolina-ij3xx so beating the shit out of him works? interesting

  • @AfroManny15
    @AfroManny15 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +377

    0:44 then why did both Deadshot and Bloodsport put you in the hospital with a KRYPTONITE BULLET?!?

    • @Red-lu1rx
      @Red-lu1rx 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      I was gonna say this aswell

    • @stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369
      @stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      The power of irony is greater

    • @antonhanna2423
      @antonhanna2423 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +58

      Truth be told, when you become *so* overconfident about being bulletproof to the point where you go out of your way to *dare* somebody to shoot you, chances are some petty hero/villain is gonna invent a specialized gun and/or bullet which was *custom built* to *cripple* if not *outright kill* people who are on the same playing field as you. Just ask Luke Cage or The Hulk.

    • @stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369
      @stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      @@antonhanna2423 yeah but they dont usually have the speed and sight to see the usually bright green glowing bullet, but maybe he gets distracted lol

    • @YouthRightsRadical
      @YouthRightsRadical 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +48

      Wrap the krptonite in lead, then shoot. Superman's senses show him a normal bullet. He habitually stands there and tanks bullets. When it hits, the lead is stripped away by the impact, exposing the kryptonite, which is then able to penetrate him.

  • @coulettecapalini7928
    @coulettecapalini7928 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I'm sure that Batman saying "Sample Text" at 1:59 was kept in on purpose.

  • @kwesi.0525
    @kwesi.0525 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +338

    2:41 Ussop in water 7 be like:

    • @JaiRana-cl3td
      @JaiRana-cl3td 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      So true… Damn, One Piece is great…

    • @LynixLegend
      @LynixLegend 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      Cap. Usopp locked in on Water 7 specifically. I've never seen bro go that hard. Ever.

    • @JaiRana-cl3td
      @JaiRana-cl3td 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@LynixLegend
      Oh yeah, that is true

    • @megafights1372
      @megafights1372 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      ​@@LynixLegenddressrosa 😐

    • @nool607
      @nool607 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      luckily sogeking was there

  • @rafaelvivesgomes814
    @rafaelvivesgomes814 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +68

    I agree with the idea that "superman has super hearing and super sight, so like, good luck getting the jump on him, since he's like, super fast and all" but I just have to put it out, bullets are faster than sound, so physically superman can't hear a bullet before it hits him.
    Don't get me wrong, still "good luck trying to pull that of" since he can still hear you pulling the trigger and what not, but just some food dor thought.
    (But I do guess the bullet makes a sound while it travels, and he could hear that and dodge? Idk tbh)

    • @omgitzthunderlol4598
      @omgitzthunderlol4598 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      It would be a close dodge though

    • @senpaistreams502
      @senpaistreams502 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      great argument except for the fact superman can hear someone call his name from earth while he is in the vacuum of space where sound can't travel or him being able to see when moving faster then light despite light not having the time to bounce off objects and into his eye to see

    • @rafaelvivesgomes814
      @rafaelvivesgomes814 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @senpaistreams502 TRUE, COMIC LIGIC FTW!!!

    • @BlondeSancho-qb9hz
      @BlondeSancho-qb9hz 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Using logic as for your argument is useless when it comes to Superman. He constantly defies the laws of science.

    • @Soulfin
      @Soulfin 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@BlondeSancho-qb9hz he also defies his own laws, don't forget he got hit by a kryptonite bullet SOMEHOW.

  • @thecomicbookguy7968
    @thecomicbookguy7968 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +128

    "The comment section will correct me if I'm wrong"
    Yes, yes they will

    • @Venomguy43
      @Venomguy43 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      We will for sure

    • @melfsade5557
      @melfsade5557 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      already did
      superman quite literally wouldn't hear what hit him

    • @WayneDave195
      @WayneDave195 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The comments are not very convincing then

    • @L3tHaLMaN1A-l8u
      @L3tHaLMaN1A-l8u 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Fym💀 it's that not we are not convincing, it's that the Writer Had lost the plot of superman😭 like atleast give the Mascot of Superman's Weakness some respect and Straightforwardness💀

  • @kaine8911
    @kaine8911 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I like this video addresses my problem with "Superman's weakness to magic" because we're all weak to magic, even magic users are. Nobody brings up their hand filled with magic energy and points it at Superman saying they've beaten him.

  • @stanislausklim7794
    @stanislausklim7794 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    1. Red sun
    2. Keep in mind that in the DCAU, Lex did get a cancer of some kind of a piece of kryptonite kept in his desk.
    3. There is one thing (at least in the DCAU) impervious to metal: nth metal, which is the stuff that Thanagarian weapons (including Hawkgirl's mace) are made of.

    • @VidGamer123
      @VidGamer123 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You mean Nth metal is impervious to *magic* which is true (for some continuities anyways).

  • @calebowens693
    @calebowens693 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +103

    They pointed out that it's kryptonite radiation which actually harms Superman. If the supply of kryptonite did run out, there have been lots of versions of synthetic kryptonite. Even the George Reeves Superman went up against that, and kryptonite wasn't used very often there.
    Also, that grave had enough space for the population of Kandor, which is a majority of the surviving kryptonians (they are shrunk rather small, though).

    • @hyperiongm330
      @hyperiongm330 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Nukes have almost killed him a few times because of the radiation and also
      Being a Nuke.

    • @soldier22881
      @soldier22881 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      what about regular radiation? earth has alot of radioactive isotopes, couldn't those have the same effect as kryptonite?

    • @calebowens693
      @calebowens693 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      @@soldier22881 In theory, yes. Most comic writers didn't actually think of that, so I don't think I ever saw a radiation which wasn't kryptonite that had a similar effect. Often, Justice League and Legion of Super-Heroes stories had some plot device with 'a bit of kryptonite added to affect Superman/Superboy', but it was legitmate kryptonite. Superman did trick a Kryptonian villain into recreating the same chemical reaction which forms kryptonite (and thus incapacitating himself with the small amount of kryptonite made).

    • @soldier22881
      @soldier22881 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@calebowens693 ah thank you so much dude, wish you the best

    • @TheeOK1
      @TheeOK1 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      ​@@calebowens693 there's actually a villain named Conduit who just emited radiation so strong it affects Superman the same as kryptonite. Radiation can definitely affect him in potent enough levels, but you don't even need to go that far, synthetic kryptonite or just copying the frequency of kryptonite should theoretically be enough since all radiation is just energy that moves in a specific wave frequently. Despite the whole kryptonite rarity thing, it should be pretty easy to replicate it in its most basic form.

  • @4DMoth
    @4DMoth 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +33

    1:27 RIGHT!? That's like saying that Flash's weakness is science, I mean sure, but that doesn't narrow it down to what field, what amount, in what context, etc.

    • @yoface2537
      @yoface2537 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Haha, your ultimate weakness!! Entomology!!

    • @BeefIngot
      @BeefIngot 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      His weakness is age of consent laws.

  • @slidingislife6744
    @slidingislife6744 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    The proximity Batman was holding the kryptonite close to Superman is enough to weaken him

  • @DemoniqueLewis
    @DemoniqueLewis 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +40

    4:19 There’s a deer with a million Bucks joke around here somewhere.

  • @asinglesliceofbread8198
    @asinglesliceofbread8198 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +245

    I’m honestly suprised the last punchline wasn’t “oh wait I can buy you”

    • @ZeissWorld
      @ZeissWorld 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Don't translate... 😠
      भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु.....

    • @npcwithsidequest
      @npcwithsidequest 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@ZeissWorld gfy

    • @AgentofLADON
      @AgentofLADON 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      "Slavery is illegal Bruce. We've talked about this."

    • @bridgerhibbert2993
      @bridgerhibbert2993 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      @@AgentofLADON "I own the building you work at."

    • @PixyEm
      @PixyEm 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      "I just bought The Daily Planet, you're fired"

  • @Slayerthecrow
    @Slayerthecrow 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +188

    A love how they finally address Superman's "Weakness" to Magic, cause every time I heard of it, kinda sounds like BS in some cases, cause it's more like being vulnerable than weak to it, but then again, who won't be vulnerable to magic aside from Magic Users?

    • @ecneicsPhD4554
      @ecneicsPhD4554 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      But magic can be learnt. You can learn it and then at least have a deterrent. I never understood why Batman never learnt magic.

    • @NagaoKenshin
      @NagaoKenshin 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      i think shazam has some resistance to it actually

    • @patrickswasey5301
      @patrickswasey5301 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

      Plus there's endless fight scenes where he goes blow to blow with magic-powered bricks like Shazam and Black Adam. So if Superman is ''weak'' to magic then would that means Earth's Gods are weak to alien punches?

    • @santiagoteruel4145
      @santiagoteruel4145 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      ​@@ecneicsPhD4554 in some comics he di, he just messed it upreally bad

    • @darksideofevil13
      @darksideofevil13 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      It's not that everyone isn't equally effected. It's that it's something that can also hurt Superman. That's why it's brought up.

  • @lautarosilva5272
    @lautarosilva5272 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The weakness to magic is also to elemental things. Fire, lightning, etcetera. If someone were to put some sort of weather machine to storm Metropolis, since Superman is usually the highest flying object, he'd get hit. Maybe it wouldn't kill him, but maybe he's weakened enough to finish him with kriptonite?

  • @NSGrendel
    @NSGrendel 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +64

    Superman needs sunlight.
    Essentially his weakness is a woman that convinces him to be a gimp.
    I'll go now. Tell no one I was here.

    • @garetheckley2671
      @garetheckley2671 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      I guess it would always be consensual at least.
      Until he just got... ok I've overthought this.

    • @jonniedoe8658
      @jonniedoe8658 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Superman's weakness is Louis Lane

    • @shadowking9739
      @shadowking9739 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      So get Lois Lane to convince him to try BDSM in a dark basement and boom! Out of commission, thanks to dommie mommy roleplay.

  • @atticusball2170
    @atticusball2170 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +101

    Why do batman and Superman have a better rivalry in this channel than in dawn of justice

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

      This is actually well-written.

    • @LaffyTaffy04
      @LaffyTaffy04 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      Because they actually know each other. This is all their version of cheering for rival sports teams, they know they would never come to blows.

    • @MusicoftheDamned
      @MusicoftheDamned 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      Because Batman was a psycho in that movie compared to just hilariously petty and this Superman is similarly actually likeable as a person beyond Henry Cavill's good looks instead of bordering on emo forced Christ analog.

    • @relo999
      @relo999 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@LaffyTaffy04 "This is all their version of cheering for rival sports teams, they know they would never come to blows."
      Clearly you don't watch football.

    • @Milk_Drinker420
      @Milk_Drinker420 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Because Snyder is a hack

  • @Sleb_theman
    @Sleb_theman 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +39

    If he’s deprived of sunlight for long enough, he becomes super weak. So just, like, make a big cloud?

    • @futuza
      @futuza 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      He could just fly away, the only solution is to BLOW UP THE SUN!

    • @LaffyTaffy04
      @LaffyTaffy04 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      @@futuza He would just fly over and bring in a new sun or crush a black hole into one.

    • @Zekyb0y
      @Zekyb0y 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      ​@@LaffyTaffy04you don't crush a black hole, they were stars and their mass is all compressed, also depending on the model their gravity is infinite after the event horizont

    • @tylervanpeursem7627
      @tylervanpeursem7627 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      Simple, magic cloud that comedically follows him around

    • @PhotriusPyrelus
      @PhotriusPyrelus 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Clouds only block some of the visible spectrum. Radiation (which is ostensibly what gives him his power, since it's the radiation of Kryptonite which de-powers him) cuts right through them without even noticing they're there.

  • @chocolatelover9121
    @chocolatelover9121 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    2:45 The last grasp of power I tought I had, just gone, like that
    0:20 jup like that

  • @mariobosnjak99
    @mariobosnjak99 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +36

    Him melting that cryptonite with his laser vision would just result in some molten cryptonite. And even if the cryptonite does explode for some reason great, you now have a bunch of smaller shards of cryptonite flying everywhere along with a bunch of cryptonite dust you will inhale

    • @kekero540
      @kekero540 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Also heating up radioactive material seems like the last thing you’d want to do.

    • @soloknight7197
      @soloknight7197 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Turns out, it canonically cancels out the immediate radiation. He would need to personally inhale it at that point

  • @fakebobbyhill296
    @fakebobbyhill296 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +42

    3:23 Come on Mr. Symbol of Hope on your freaking chest. You’re going to tell me all the sudden you don’t appreciate symbolism?

  • @Warfolomei
    @Warfolomei 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    What if kryptonites are Clarks longest joke ever. They are just painted rocks and so nothing, he is just waiting for the perfect time to say "Gotcha".

    • @inquisitormalleus6435
      @inquisitormalleus6435 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      That would explain how so much of it ends up in Earth...

    • @GreaterGrievobeast55
      @GreaterGrievobeast55 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Lex Luthor: B-but i've been fueling my huge mech suit with this stuff! Metallo uses it too! It shoots kryptonite lasers and everything!
      Superman: it's green painted coal Lex, you've effectively been hitting me with strobe lights this whole time, and Metallo is pretty much a walking chimney.
      Black mask: I went to war with Red hood and spent millions of dollars fo...for c-
      Superman: For coal, yes

    • @MattManDX1
      @MattManDX1 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@inquisitormalleus6435 I think the actual explanation is that it was chunks of his planet that were flying through space directly behind him in his baby space ship and they followed in his wake when his ship made its FTL jump to Earth

  • @anonymousvids2146
    @anonymousvids2146 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Red sun energy + Green Kryptonite + Competence, problem solved

  • @Ryder-a-Blaze
    @Ryder-a-Blaze 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +61

    Let’s not forget about those scissors that Sups used to cut open his skin to remove the lead ball from his brain, with some work those scissors could be made into a much more powerful weapon to take down Sups.

    • @schwarzerritter5724
      @schwarzerritter5724 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Probably made of kryptonite.

    • @GreaterGrievobeast55
      @GreaterGrievobeast55 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      scissors? I thought he just lasered through his skull?

    • @gabrielandriel8960
      @gabrielandriel8960 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      @@GreaterGrievobeast55 Yeah, he used the scisors to take the kryptonite thingy from his brain, but he opened it with his vision,

    • @kappadarwin9476
      @kappadarwin9476 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Having it is one thing using it effectively is another.

  • @Codeblueninja
    @Codeblueninja 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    When the grave showed up I was half expecting it to be John Kent and Batman to be "If it works on me it would work on you."

  • @Sundeath41
    @Sundeath41 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Batman holding Kryptonite: look superman, a glowing green rock from your home planet
    Superman holding Plutonium: look batman, a glowing green rock from your home planet

  • @normalhuman9878
    @normalhuman9878 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    There’s this one problem with exploding rocks:
    You get more, tiny rocks

  • @BR-jw7pm
    @BR-jw7pm 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +61

    (No I didn’t forget about red sun jerks!)
    Damn! Solid’s got his bases covered! He’s too clever!

    • @apirlfools
      @apirlfools 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      yet not clever enough to think of a way to avoid red sun

    • @ZeissWorld
      @ZeissWorld 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Don't translate... 😠
      भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु.....

    • @oneovertwo1186
      @oneovertwo1186 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@apirlfools Yeah, it's not really covering the bases if he doesn't say how Superman gets around it.

  • @DinoLoverGaming
    @DinoLoverGaming 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    It's my headcanon that the glow alone is what affects him the most, like how absorbing the glow of a yellow sun supercharges him

    • @j-starchaser
      @j-starchaser 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Are you saying he's weak to green light?
      Good thing he doesn't need to drive, I guess...

  • @knuxuki1013
    @knuxuki1013 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Really, I always thought Clark was very over-forgiving of Kryptonite being used on him, so after all these years, I'm glad to see that brought up, that's fragments of his home planet, that must hurt

  • @cassius7854
    @cassius7854 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The other funny thing about kryptonite is that it has to be in his light of sight to function, i mean lex got cancer from carrying it not contained but practically every time they pull it out and he goes "ahh!" dramaticly
    Like o sorry do polyester pants also stop the radiation?

  • @Clauricorn
    @Clauricorn 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +82

    Red sunlight, electricity, and extremely loud noises (his superhearing cannot handle it). Those are all of the other ones I can think of.

    • @getthedunkon9347
      @getthedunkon9347 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      Good nature, he takes time to get into superspeed, if not ready then he can be caught off-guard regardless of super hearing.
      Batman can just straight up out stealth him. Not even an exaggeration, he's straight up disappeared from superman in the early days despite them being feet away from each other. It's not even just him, he can straight just not be seen by Oracle's cameras. He was able to get into somewhere that can detect air pressure low as a thousandth of a pound. If Batman willed it, he could straight up never be seen again.

    • @jamessloven2204
      @jamessloven2204 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      Are you saying that Superman is weak to gun shots? Not the bullet but the sound?

    • @knightofarnor2552
      @knightofarnor2552 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

      Supergirl once listed off Kryptonian vulnerabilities, giving the ones you listed and also adding "And robots, but only if the robot is big enough."

    • @Rengokuo4o6
      @Rengokuo4o6 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      ​@@getthedunkon9347 because Superman's superhearing is a big plot hole in DC universe. If he can hear everything then why isn't he saving everyone?

    • @victormirandakoepke8352
      @victormirandakoepke8352 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      ​@@Rengokuo4o6 I'm pretty sure "I Can't save everyone" is a pretty big bummer for superman in pretty much every continuity
      "I can at this moment hear a number of people suffering whom I could save right now, but I can't save them all" is a often recurring theme with him.
      For all that he's borderline a god there's still only one of him (at least since he forgot he could make mini supermen pop out of his hands)

  • @thegreatandterrible4508
    @thegreatandterrible4508 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +145

    The red sunlight is pretty effective... for some reason

    • @getthedunkon9347
      @getthedunkon9347 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

      Think of it like Carbon Monoxide. It's doesn't directly affect you but it takes your ability to respire and use oxygen. That's the Red Sun. It doesn't hurt him, it just takes away his super powers.

    • @zhanucong4614
      @zhanucong4614 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      so supes is weak to hamon users

    • @callins7247
      @callins7247 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      ​@zhanucong4614 if they learned how to change the yellow sun energy to red yes, but he's definitely weak to stands and unless he gets hit by a kryptonite version of the arrow or while beneath a red sun version of uv rays and weaken his immune system enough that he'll be infected by the space virus to be able to precieve then then he's screwed

    • @zlosov5817
      @zlosov5817 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Communism.

    • @lordbiscuitthetossable5352
      @lordbiscuitthetossable5352 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      It's less that red sunlight is effective against him, but that our sun can energise them to a level far beyond their potential. Interestingly, Krypton Society was so backwards they chose not to leave their planet very much.
      Though I could see how some writers would go "lol red sun" and just call it a day.

  • @tacticalpossum7090
    @tacticalpossum7090 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +46

    DC's biggest joke is making Batman more and more unbelievable

    • @LuznoLindo
      @LuznoLindo 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      You aren't wrong. How he was portrayed in his very first appearance was arguably his most realistic: A guy in a weird outfit with purple gloves and a grappling hook, driving around at night in his red car for criminals to fight.

    • @spacevagabond4017
      @spacevagabond4017 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Similar to Captain America (another peak human), he’s usually fine on his own, but has gotten a monstrous power creep simply so he won’t look useless when put with the heavyweights.
      At this point, I’d honestly be fine if someone just made him a good guy vampire. Guy has enough resources that he should never need to eat somebody, he’d be superhuman physically, AND he’d have a bunch of unique powers that would fit his aesthetic and fighting style.

    • @SpiralDemonic
      @SpiralDemonic 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That's not why you wrote this comment tho.
      You just hate batman coz he's made sups look bad numerous times.
      by what metric does a character become believable?
      I've NEVER seen this criticism directed at anyone but bats.

    • @tacticalpossum7090
      @tacticalpossum7090 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @SpiralDemonic it's probably because he's the biggest hero of his type by a huge margin, so keeps getting more and more unbelievable stakes to overcome.

    • @SpiralDemonic
      @SpiralDemonic 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@tacticalpossum7090 Response got screw over by TH-cam and i can't be pissed anymore.
      Just source the first claim.
      " it's probably because he's the biggest hero of his type by a huge margin"
      Most well know would of been debateable but this. naa i need a source on that.

  • @SchazmenRassir
    @SchazmenRassir 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I can't get over how good these are, and I can't stop being disappointed that I didn't find them sooner!

  • @BulletBillSoilder
    @BulletBillSoilder 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

    Well, if the good ol DCAU has anything to say about this: Electricity, it just... bypasses his imperviousness... somehow.
    It's kinda dumb.

    • @BlandoGaming
      @BlandoGaming 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      Well he still has a conductive nervous and musculoskeletal system which means being exposed to electricity would still cause nerve misfiring and involuntary muscle contractions including potentially seizures and cardiac arrhythmia. But similar to the Magic example, it's not so much that he's "weak" to electricity but rather it just effects him as one would normally expect.

    • @sdgdhpmbp
      @sdgdhpmbp 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      DCAU went out of its way to make Superman take a lot of hits. IMHO I think it works. Entertainment value aside, they show Superman acting with a consistent power level that can go up the longer the fight goes on. It shows how much he's holding back and always thinks to take hits instead of avoiding them (which is a problem when he should react faster but unfortunately that part is canon. Shame).
      I can see why Superman in his true OP form can be boring, especially as a brawler superhero who'll never lose a fair fight. As someone who also loves the human side of Superman like most here, I enjoy seeing him fight his way to victory as well.

    • @L3tHaLMaN1A-l8u
      @L3tHaLMaN1A-l8u 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Fym. Why are you upset that Superman is a Conscious being💀 all of the mf with a skin and bone can feel pain. Unless he pulled a Baki and somehow stretched his muscle inorder to nullify the pain, I don't think he'll be that reliant of any technique💀

    • @juan-ij1le
      @juan-ij1le 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@L3tHaLMaN1A-l8uwhy the skulls

  • @free2lose927
    @free2lose927 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    I never understood how faster than a speeding bullet Superman could get hit a 30 mph kryptonite softball thrown by middle aged men 😮

  • @mahbuddykeith1124
    @mahbuddykeith1124 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    0:20
    But Superman atomized a substance that weakens him, spreading vapours or dust inside an enclosed space…

  • @zyswanson7865
    @zyswanson7865 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Yeah the whole weakness is magic thing is completely bs. He’s more resistant to magic than anything. Think of it this way, if you were hit by a magic lightning bolt you’d probably die, or become a potato, Superman gets knocked out then goes back to normal at most by it. Sure being trapped in a book or getting body swapped, losing memories, etc, that can definitely hinder or even stop him, but it would also stop anyone. The difference between you and him is that he has other super friends and we’re just, well… normal.