Of course, NOW, 86.75309% of EVEN this not "clean" by today's "GEN Z?" standards....because EVERYONE is OFFENDED by EVERYTHING. 😡 Humor USED to be FUNNY, Carson, Leno, Letterman were the BEST!
I did not watch Leno's show during this period. (even though I lived in Burbank) But besides Leno's antics, Kevin's reactions were a BIG part of the bit.
17:46 This HAPPENED to me. My mother FREAKED out that I was not ready for SCHOOL at 7"am". This occurred at 7 PM on....a Friday. She was a nurse and had just been on a hard 16 hour shift. My response was to feign going to school, and just let it be. I went out to my cousin's house and blazed. I "got" her at that point, It was an "awakening" to the adult world. I miss her. She tried so damned hard. A "fuck-up" like this HAPPENS.
I totally get that. I sometimes work odd hours too, and more than once I've panicked because I woke up and I thought it was the other 7:00. One time I actually found myself thinking Wait, is this yesterday?
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"Before acting, deputies rented six of the pornographic movies to establish grounds for the sweep." Reminds me of the comedy sketch where a movie reviewer was critiquing adult videos. He reviewed each one by saying "I was interested, interested, very interested, and then I lost interest."
4:15 I just can't understand the girlfriend who got hostile when her boyfriend got her a top of the line electric nose & ear hair trimmer. To own The Cadillac of nose hair trimmers should be every girl's dream, I'd think.
I saved a clipping from the "Motoring" section of our paper for months waiting for Leno to say the address again. No internet at the time so you couldn't Google it. The headline was only part of it but basically here's the set up Headline: Mercedes E500 Best In Class Under photo caption: This Mercedes E500 oozes class even outside this South Florida bait shop. Real bait shop name in photo: Master Bait and Tackle. That whole thing killed me. Wish I could run into Leno once to tell him that one. He did use one of a sign I used to drive by in River Falls, WI: Taxidermy and Cheese. I didn't send it but it's still there.
Sometimes I drive past a small store with a sign that says "EGGS PRODUCE JAM FLOWERS HONEY." I always think how that's quite incorrect. Not sure if that's something Jay would've used but I think it's funny
@@robertf6344 Yup! But in the context of this video, Jay Leno's staff failed to realize those directions were actually correct...lol at whoever thought it was a street name🤣
These segments were the best part of the show when Jay hosted. Damn funny! -- Thanks for reading -- Hugh Johnson, 1210 Suck Bang Blow, Hoover-meeville, Or.
On a superficial note, not only was Jay Leno much funnier than David Letterman, have you ever noticed that he'd beat the shit out of Dave if they got into a fight? Funny thing, the funniest interviews with Jay were when Dave had him on.
You know I hate to be the voice of opposition but...yeah, I think we do want to go to the "porno" version of the movie! - LOLOLOL LOLOLOL LOLOLOL 🎉🥳🎊😎🎬📽🎥😂🤣
I was watching this and decided since I could see (and hear) the desktop monitor from the kitchen, I'd make and babysit dinner in the toaster oven. 5 minutes later at video time 6:46 this happened. THUMBS DOWN
What censorship? He cuts out the ones he doesn't think are "best". Personally, I kinda wish he wouldn't do that. On the other hand, NBC takes down most other people's Leno clips. So maybe his cuts prevent it from being recognized. At any rate, his are here, so, quit yer bitchin'
I don't understand how anyone can say his humor is clean... Every other joke is a sex joke... I guess they mean none of his jokes make fun of orange dictators...
On a superficial note, not only was Jay Leno much funnier than David Letterman, have you ever noticed that he'd beat the shit out of Dave if they got into a fight? Funny thing, the funniest interviews with Jay were when Dave had him on.
One of the best segments on Jay Leno's Tonight show
He did joke about Jay SMiles after Cheating Death, that was the Headline,
Man I miss this show…Leno was so good and largely apolitical which is a huge plus when you just want to wind down, relax and laugh.
Will saId!!!
Jay Leno is the best of them. Glad he has recovered so well from his burn mishap. He is a fabulous person and so funny! Stay well Jay!
This is the only reason why I miss the newspapers.
My husband is Iranian and he had a Pomeranian. I'm kind of disappointed we didn't think that up, ourselves
Jay Leno, Come Back!!
Best late night host.
These wouldn't be the same without Kevin Eubanks laughing in the background.
Hey, what about Ed McMahon?
He certainly lends to the humor of Headlines.
Or making a really good joke. Kevin's awesome!
Your wife says the same.
He has one of the best laughs. 😂
I used to watch Jay every nite. I also made sure I was there for headlines. What a guy
Priceless.
You have to love a man with a sense of humor. He didn't need to tell a joke, just a punch line. If "like" maybe he will send me his 57 Chev. 😂
You'll have to chase it to get it?,A CHEVY CHASE ?🤗😉.
Love these I miss good late night
Thanks 🙏!
Jay Leno was so funny. And clean. No wonder Jerry Seinfeld and him are such good friends.
Of course, NOW, 86.75309% of EVEN this not "clean" by today's "GEN Z?" standards....because EVERYONE is OFFENDED by EVERYTHING. 😡 Humor USED to be FUNNY, Carson, Leno, Letterman were the BEST!
Love it... Thank you!
The house with the “mysterious hidden commode” slays me.
“WHERE’S THE BATHROOM?” “It’s a mystery!”
I did not watch Leno's show during this period. (even though I lived in Burbank) But besides Leno's antics, Kevin's reactions were a BIG part of the bit.
Buy 4 shocks get 1free ? Yeah 😊 the BILL 😁!!
America needs Leno.
This just gave me Monty Python's Flying Circus flashback with the dead parrot skit. I hope it is on TH-cam.
Did you find it?
17:46 This HAPPENED to me. My mother FREAKED out that I was not ready for SCHOOL at 7"am". This occurred at 7 PM on....a Friday. She was a nurse and had just been on a hard 16 hour shift. My response was to feign going to school, and just let it be. I went out to my cousin's house and blazed. I "got" her at that point, It was an "awakening" to the adult world. I miss her. She tried so damned hard. A "fuck-up" like this HAPPENS.
I totally get that. I sometimes work odd hours too, and more than once I've panicked because I woke up and I thought it was the other 7:00.
One time I actually found myself thinking Wait, is this yesterday?
Please upload more if you have, much greatful for the previous episodes
Sure...next part will be uploaded tomorrow morning... subscribe to watch once uploaded...cheers
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Thank you for the Headlines, new subscriber. 💖🙏🏻
When late night was funny
I laughed at many I had seen before but forgot.
Maybe that’s a comment on me. 🤷🏼♂️
A Maryland man met a woman in a Seattle bar and they went back to his house?! That's a long way to travel for a one night stand.....
Good work Ritchie
just friggin' hurts from laughing
I never missed Jay, especially on Fridays when he did the headlines!
it was on mondays
I'm sure that Alton Attorney settled out of court.
Maybe he got his own insurance carrier to give him a big fat settlement. There's real potential here!!
"Ford 2001 Excretion". Yeah, but it comes in only ONE COLOR...
The worst part is, i could follow the directions that included "suck, bang, blow" off 17 bypass. That's in (or was in) Myrtle Beach. Lol
"Before acting, deputies rented six of the pornographic movies to establish grounds for the sweep." Reminds me of the comedy sketch where a movie reviewer was critiquing adult videos. He reviewed each one by saying "I was interested, interested, very interested, and then I lost interest."
Always liked Kevin’s laugh.
6:18 It is a salmon steak, Jay, lol, relax!
Note. If you want to camouflage your vehicles, ask an Australian.
4:15 I just can't understand the girlfriend who got hostile when her boyfriend got her a top of the line electric nose & ear hair trimmer. To own The Cadillac of nose hair trimmers should be every girl's dream, I'd think.
I saved a clipping from the "Motoring" section of our paper for months waiting for Leno to say the address again. No internet at the time so you couldn't Google it.
The headline was only part of it but basically here's the set up
Headline:
Mercedes E500 Best In Class
Under photo caption:
This Mercedes E500 oozes class even outside this South Florida bait shop.
Real bait shop name in photo:
Master Bait and Tackle.
That whole thing killed me. Wish I could run into Leno once to tell him that one.
He did use one of a sign I used to drive by in River Falls, WI:
Taxidermy and Cheese.
I didn't send it but it's still there.
Sometimes I drive past a small store with a sign that says "EGGS PRODUCE JAM FLOWERS HONEY." I always think how that's quite incorrect.
Not sure if that's something Jay would've used but I think it's funny
That is salmon steak on grill
At 27:20 "Suck Bang Blow" is actually a biker bar there, in Inlet, SC
Suck Bang Blow also is a jet engine. Sucks in air, mix with fuel and go Bang, then Blow it out the back.
@@robertf6344 Yup! But in the context of this video, Jay Leno's staff failed to realize those directions were actually correct...lol at whoever thought it was a street name🤣
Broken glass with a side salad mmmmmm yummy.
So good
My mom used to make this; it's just 3 or 4 different flavours of Jello chopped & mixed up in a bowl that vaguely resembles...broken glass.
5:17 those aren't even costumes. those are FIGURINES
I caught that myself. Still tacky either way...
These segments were the best part of the show when Jay hosted. Damn funny! -- Thanks for reading -- Hugh Johnson, 1210 Suck Bang Blow, Hoover-meeville, Or.
The restaurant went belly up and sued the press.
He never wears the same tie twice.
He has enough money to TIE ONE ON daily!!😀😮😉
Catfish Hunter was white. I met him once in the OBX. His arms didn’t move anymore, but he was a super nice guy.
it was referencing the arm band
Dam, volume went way down 1/4 way thru the video
Best combo jay & Kevin 😂😅
"Kevin, what do I hate?" "stupid criminals- oh dressed up pets"... Ha!
Ben Franklin was from Boston.
What was the Chinese joke that was suddenly cut?
I'll take that grilled salmon!
6:12 Grilled Bone In Salmon
The yes sireee bob at 22:37 is legendary
Hilarious
Burger Island is still there.
"Nazi Hair Salon" is a good name for a band.
what was the number for the sheep...and they are housebroken?
That meat on the grill was a drumstick that's been butterflied. Still looks questionable...
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So if you lived on the island of Crete and were excommunicated would you be an excretion?
Kevin,stop....just stop...1:40a.m. waking family from laughing...
The Prince George headline was true!
I heard of the Ford Exploder ...
On a superficial note, not only was Jay Leno much funnier than David Letterman, have you ever noticed that he'd beat the shit out of Dave if they got into a fight? Funny thing, the funniest interviews with Jay were when Dave had him on.
Volume is back up
Back in a time when Late Night Talk Shows were actually entertaining. The days of Johnny Carson were even funnier...
Johnny was never funnier than Jay Leno or David Letterman.
You know I hate to be the voice of opposition but...yeah, I think we do want to go to the "porno" version of the movie! - LOLOLOL LOLOLOL LOLOLOL 🎉🥳🎊😎🎬📽🎥😂🤣
My neighbor wrote a letter to editor complaining that my StepMoms cat was on his porch roof looking in his bathroom window watching him shave
That's "split rooster legs a la mode" but the striped PJ's got to go.
3:57 😂😂😂
I was watching this and decided since I could see (and hear) the desktop monitor from the kitchen, I'd make and babysit dinner in the toaster oven. 5 minutes later at video time 6:46 this happened. THUMBS DOWN
Joyce High might be related to Philys Diller❓
Maybe
Richie Majaw
Well they both sporting the same hairstyle 😁
I appreciate your posting this, but how about leaving the censorship to TH-cam! (Dislike)
What censorship? He cuts out the ones he doesn't think are "best". Personally, I kinda wish he wouldn't do that. On the other hand, NBC takes down most other people's Leno clips. So maybe his cuts prevent it from being recognized. At any rate, his are here, so, quit yer bitchin'
No poets! lol
5:18 Those are statues, not dog costumes.
Still laughing about Suck Bang Blow
I thought all fords were excretions!
Can’t complain when your Ford Excretion runs like shit.
6:12 It's a salmon steak, does he really not know that?
I thought it was a butterflied drumstick....
I bet the Ford Excretion ran like 💩
0:40 2:00 2:20 3:30 4:43😂😂😂
people who dress up pets need to get a life, as an adult.
1:05
I don't understand how anyone can say his humor is clean... Every other joke is a sex joke... I guess they mean none of his jokes make fun of orange dictators...
no cursing is clean comedy
Rent free. Rent freaking free. Everything about your sad, small, limited life revolves around Trump. Jesus, how pathetic.
Biden's not orange, sorry. Dictator, yes.
Poor edit job.
The Ford Excretion is a shitty car lol
Jay Leno was so funny. And clean. No wonder Jerry Seinfeld and him are such good friends.
Is so funny Sir
Every other joke is about boobs or dicks...
On a superficial note, not only was Jay Leno much funnier than David Letterman, have you ever noticed that he'd beat the shit out of Dave if they got into a fight? Funny thing, the funniest interviews with Jay were when Dave had him on.
And why do you seriously care if Leno could beat the shit out of Letterman?