Jay - Headlines (2007) Pt 05 of 05

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  • Found these on an old hard drive. Posting as a public service for purely entertainment purposes.

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  • @bloodofredmoon
    @bloodofredmoon ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I remember in 2007 I moved out of my parent's house to go to college. I would visit them and stay the night sometimes and every time headlines came on they'd call me in their room to watch it. We always had the biggest laughs from this! Good times :)

  • @Pack.Leader
    @Pack.Leader ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Oh, man. A good laugh is hard to find these days. Thanks for posting these. The good old days.

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah. Since Letterman. How about Conan O'Brien? The Ferguson show? (I forgot his first name ; was it Craig?) .
      I sure miss the days whenever the Tonight Show with Jay Leno and Kevin Eubanks and the Tonight Show band,used to be also heard on the radio. In FM!
      Remember that?
      Those were the good old days.

    • @cynthiahusband106
      @cynthiahusband106 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Miss Jay , so so so talented if I was in a bad mood , he would put me in a good mood hard to do , miss his show a lot!!!!!!!

  • @WessyD123
    @WessyD123 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    this was the best segment any late show ever had.. i wish they would bring it back..

    • @reallyseriously7020
      @reallyseriously7020 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That would be great! If only they could find any newspapers.

  • @bobdobalina838
    @bobdobalina838 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Good old fashioned clean fun From back in the day.

  • @Zaaxun
    @Zaaxun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    45 minutes straight of headlines..
    It's like I just won the lottery!!

    • @richardhamblen5526
      @richardhamblen5526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'M WATCHING THEM RIGHT NOW, LOL! A WHOLE PLETHORA OF THEM..

    • @alexcarter6446
      @alexcarter6446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's nothing. I found one that was over three hours long lol

    • @shamondavis406
      @shamondavis406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When he does the weddings, it's priceless 🤣🤣 It's the Devine Ho wedding 😂😂

    • @TerryLDaniels
      @TerryLDaniels 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alexcarter6446 No need to brag

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh,yeah! Especially @ 7:34 .

  • @MrPoppyDuck
    @MrPoppyDuck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Back from when late night TV was actually worth watching. Thanks for posting!

  • @skyebird3933
    @skyebird3933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    This is my go-to for a laugh and pick-me-up. Love Jay's humor. 😁

  • @PH-qt6fj
    @PH-qt6fj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Back when late night was entertaining and humourous.

  • @glenne690
    @glenne690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    I never get tired of Jay Leno sharing funny headlines.

    • @tomservo75
      @tomservo75 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I've had a pretty depressing day up to this point, turned this on and all better :)

    • @karina-oh7826
      @karina-oh7826 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me also! They crack me up every time!

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      One of the funniest headlines of Leno on the Tonight Show back in 2007..... @ 7:36 . Seventeen years ago to this day.... We're in 2024. February.
      It never fails to amaze me how people actually MAKE these proofreading mistakes constantly all the time!😅😅😅

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeahhhhh! 😅
      Especially @ 7:34 of the tongue twister missed mistake of that mishap.
      That was funy.😂😂😂.
      Stay away from the water. That Jack Daniels had wanted to earn the townspeople's drinking buddies living IN A VAN BY THE RIVER! 😅😅

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​​@@tomservo75👍. You're not the only one. I remember back in the late nineteen nineties.
      I miss the good old days when people used to listen to it on the clock radio, without having to turn on the television.
      Whether I do feel down,am lonely, and need come company,I had always listened to Leno.
      Can't listen to Letterman on any other FM station.
      Can't do that anymore.
      I don't know if I could also listen to Conan O'Brien as well. I had thought I could.
      Those were good times
      Then to some infomercial.
      That's when I had always turn it off.

  • @davidhansbury6247
    @davidhansbury6247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    For those unaware, this is an actual "late night comedian"...unfortunately now extinct.

    • @frankromero5581
      @frankromero5581 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Sooo true

    • @avi2125
      @avi2125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      4:47 Howdy
      He said Hello...
      Yes...Jay's comments were icing on the cake. All now gone...

    • @peopleskarmasquad1042
      @peopleskarmasquad1042 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      See him live. He's great!

    • @frankromero5581
      @frankromero5581 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I love watching his car tube show its cool .

    • @frankromero5581
      @frankromero5581 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      👍👍

  • @WimCalis-sl6tm
    @WimCalis-sl6tm 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Always loved Jay Leno, especially the Headlines section. Thank you Super Channel.

  • @arthurmah7023
    @arthurmah7023 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love the headlines , best laughing medicine ever

  • @TheBiggRiggz
    @TheBiggRiggz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Blast from the past! I used to stay up on Thursday (I'm not sure what night exactly( nights just for the headlines for a long time. Thanks to whoever put this together.

    • @waynemarvin5661
      @waynemarvin5661 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Monday.

    • @TheBiggRiggz
      @TheBiggRiggz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@waynemarvin5661 sure. Could've been that night. I'll have to take your word for it, cuz I only know FOR CERTAIN that it wasn't Saturday or Sunday nights. Beyond that, no certainty unless I Google it. Even then it would be questionable, who trusts Google that much? Not me

    • @thesynisterarmy6938
      @thesynisterarmy6938 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was Monday nights . I always stayed up to watch ...

    • @ghidrah76
      @ghidrah76 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Monday night headlines….always my favorite night

  • @sherryluce5780
    @sherryluce5780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Not only are the headlines funny, but so is jay!!! He made one of the best talk show hosts. My favorite. 😀😀

    • @carole947
      @carole947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I love this guy!!!!! hes funny!!¿!!0

    • @msr1116
      @msr1116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Jay is a stellar example of someone with a well-honed, genuinely natural comedic talent. He was able to zero in on the comedy immediately, which few can actually do and sustain for decades without becoming cynical, vulgar or profane. A rare gift.

    • @sherryluce5780
      @sherryluce5780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@msr1116 Very well said!!!

    • @msr1116
      @msr1116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sherryluce5780 😁

    • @Omegatonboom
      @Omegatonboom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I used to like him too. But he was a jerk to Conan and I'll always be team CoCo because of it.

  • @demisx
    @demisx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This was last late night show that was worth watching. Said.

    • @Omerta369
      @Omerta369 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      *sad

  • @davidm7824
    @davidm7824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I wish Jay never retired, he was the best by far!!!!!!!!!!!!! I watched every show.

    • @nathankrush3289
      @nathankrush3289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Easily the best.

    • @susanfortier1161
      @susanfortier1161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He was ASKED to leave...they wanted Fallon to take over! They thought he was better...and yet it's Colbert who wins the emmys!

    • @nathankrush3289
      @nathankrush3289 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@susanfortier1161 And which one is actually funnier than Jay? Neither. Not even close.

    • @susanfortier1161
      @susanfortier1161 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't say they were funnier...and they aren't! But they can be funny!

    • @nathankrush3289
      @nathankrush3289 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@susanfortier1161 I've seen interviews with all 3. Jay's the only one who seems truly humble and down to earth. I love that " Jay Leno's Garage " is doing so well.

  • @juan833blue
    @juan833blue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Johnny Carson & Jay Leno were by far the best hosts of the Tonight Show

    • @Vickytoriahirt1234
      @Vickytoriahirt1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ya until Jimmy Fallon came along and ruined everything with non stop Left Wing propoganda, TDS, and political correctness

    • @igotanM16
      @igotanM16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Late night 'comedy' today has become a left wing echo chamber. Its not even funny.

    • @missnancylee6981
      @missnancylee6981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh yeah, I agree 100%. Letterman was good, too. But Johnny was, hands-down, the very best of the best. BAM, end of story!
      I used to like Stephan Colbert... until he took over after Letterman. Then when Trump was elected, OMG, Colbert is the chunky stuff in my vomit that makes me gag even more 🤮. I can not stand him. He is such an A#1 A$$WHOLE

    • @siggylloyd3566
      @siggylloyd3566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Steve Allen was pure class.

    • @peopleskarmasquad1042
      @peopleskarmasquad1042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Amen to that

  • @bonnieforman9700
    @bonnieforman9700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I'm watching this in 2021 and I'm laughing my ass off. Jay is so funny with his side comments that he comes up with every headline. He is still the funniest late night show ever. No one can touch him. No one. And he has a big heart. Just a great guy too.

    • @nathankrush3289
      @nathankrush3289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's hilarious and best friends with Jerry Seinfeld

    • @nathankrush3289
      @nathankrush3289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jay Leno was the best.

    • @nathankrush3289
      @nathankrush3289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jay Leno was the best.

    • @TerryLDaniels
      @TerryLDaniels 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nathankrush3289 Thanks for that little tidbit Natahn

  • @Sobolady89
    @Sobolady89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Love Jay and he is really good to injured military vets, giving them cars to fit their injuries.

  • @1964DB
    @1964DB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    I love Jay's delivery and Kevin's laugh. Great duo!

    • @Cathy7167
      @Cathy7167 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So they have a game show called you bet your life and yeah Kevin still has his laugh and js so there’s still they’re the same as they’ve always been a great duo

    • @JustPlainSteve5372
      @JustPlainSteve5372 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kevin is a DUD!

  • @hahandroo
    @hahandroo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Omg. Miss this bit so much. The restaurant ads always killed me

    • @1964DB
      @1964DB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love the stupid criminal bits.

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yep. Especially the Weddings headlines. Those were one of the best there was.
      Jimmy Fallon couldn't hold a candle to Leno.

  • @jimhall5472
    @jimhall5472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    That was back when late night was funny. I sure miss those days. Johnny and Jay were the very best.

    • @TheMan750
      @TheMan750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jim Hall yup

    • @guitarplayer8918
      @guitarplayer8918 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This wasnt that long ago and Jay was NEVER funny

    • @ricerocket6627
      @ricerocket6627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@guitarplayer8918 Jon Benet Ramsey's family put their house up for sale. They had it listed as a 2 story house: their story and the cops story

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@guitarplayer8918Says you. Don't speak for everybody,bub.

  • @rebeccabamford5505
    @rebeccabamford5505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    I really miss Jay Leno. We could sure use his humor right now.

    • @zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz9
      @zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ikr, love Jay

    • @robramsey7535
      @robramsey7535 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz9 8

    • @johnzimmerman6997
      @johnzimmerman6997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jay Leno was one of the best of the last. Today you have a bunch of low I.Q. Idiotic morons thinking their funny. Pleaseee!!!

    • @johnmaki3046
      @johnmaki3046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Could use his hosting talent too!

    • @bryanwhite3021
      @bryanwhite3021 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daily wire just had truth yeller and he was featured for awhile

  • @Wizardof
    @Wizardof ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2004-2008 were the best years of the show!

  • @elaineproffitt1032
    @elaineproffitt1032 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Jay and Kevin are great together! Bring them back to the Tonight Show.

  • @rangersNHL
    @rangersNHL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Used to love to watch Monday headlines

  • @markrothenberg9867
    @markrothenberg9867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I just bust a gut watching these...over and over. Thanks for sharing.

  • @patriciahunt6970
    @patriciahunt6970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    We desperately need comedy in our lives.

  • @Noobismatist
    @Noobismatist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I was just a lad when Jay Leno's were aired, looked forward to them every Monday night with my brothers.

  • @AstonishingSodApe
    @AstonishingSodApe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    His delivery is flawless

  • @Dobiegal
    @Dobiegal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Anytime I feel down, I can count on Jay and Kevin to instantly lift my spirits.

    • @coltino99
      @coltino99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      dobie gal I love how Kevin tosses in his two cents every so often

    • @SacredFire777
      @SacredFire777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dobie gal Me too! Oh and I love Dobermans as well. I had one when I was growing up.

    • @billolsen4360
      @billolsen4360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just don't try to drink your morning coffee, orange juice or any other liquid while watching!

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  • @beanseff
    @beanseff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I used to love this. I send in one and it was read on the show. It was a quote from a free South Louisiana classified paper " thanks to the weekly, I sold my lower unit"

  • @saino2001
    @saino2001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Jay Leno did "headlines" better than anybody else!

  • @owenmeier
    @owenmeier 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    As a 17 year old only recently discovering jay, we lost an art form, this is so much funnier than anything on tv

    • @billolsen4360
      @billolsen4360 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah it's too bad so many newspapers have folded since this time in history...no pun intended.

    • @nastarwarrior
      @nastarwarrior 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Johnny Carson was the best

  • @willow951
    @willow951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Best in late night. Jay Leno was awesome.., miss the laugher. Just not the same these days ...👏

    • @killacornislive3202
      @killacornislive3202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I miss the old Conan show.

    • @stansse1880
      @stansse1880 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @Marsbonfire007
      @Marsbonfire007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You're obviously too young to remember Johnny Carson.

    • @teresalexis5604
      @teresalexis5604 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@killacornislive3202 see

    • @michaelsalisbury1477
      @michaelsalisbury1477 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nothing s as funny these days.

  • @ImForgivenToo
    @ImForgivenToo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    THANK YOU for posting!!! enjoy it very much !!!

  • @jacomans9078
    @jacomans9078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    These two were the best...Period.

    • @myradselfdotwebsdotc
      @myradselfdotwebsdotc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is that a take on vaginal dryness?

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Or Letterman. Or Conan O'Brien. Conesey O'Bannon. Cone Dog 'O Bannister. Conan 'O Bunsby.
      Coney 'O Brain. Conrad 'O Brian. 😅😅😅😅

  • @janeck.8695
    @janeck.8695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    About 4:40 - that intrpreter joke is the best one I've heard in a long, long time. This was the kind of Tonight show I used to love. Thanks for posting.

  • @dustinphillips8125
    @dustinphillips8125 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Headlines was something that I always made sure to catch wether I was watching the whole show or not. It was the absolute funniest thing I ever saw on the show and I have to say that it is one of the funniest things ever on any show ever!!! Wish it was still happening and always will!!! Thank you so much for sharing theses!!! It made me day and hell my week 😊

  • @amyexner
    @amyexner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I so miss Jay Leno….stoped watching when he left.

  • @mangoman6745
    @mangoman6745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I also like the fact that sometimes Jay segues headline ads into other headline ads it’s really funny.

  • @donaldstorm4959
    @donaldstorm4959 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    This is always funny when he does headlines! I miss his show.

  • @Sansoloz
    @Sansoloz ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Flashbacks to my late Dad & i watching Jay Leno at home back in the good ol' days.

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Seventeen years ago,Jay Leno had appeared on the The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and the Kevin Eubanks and the Tonight Show band.
      There's a pretty funny one @ 7:34 .
      Whenever I get depressed,had a rough day,or just plain need a pick me up,I used to watch Jay Leno.
      I remember when anybody could listen to it on a clock radio, without turning on the TV to watch it.
      Before they (the FCC) had taken it down.
      I miss those days.
      Fallon couldn't hold a candle to Leno.

  • @doingit6681
    @doingit6681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Thanks for reminding us that Late Night TV really sucks now...

    • @waterwind2266
      @waterwind2266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Your logic is stupid. Something being good doesn't determine something else being bad. That's like if you were eating a burger and said "This is why pizza sucks!"
      I don't like Fallon and co. either but your logic doesn't make sense.

    • @mattcramdon2838
      @mattcramdon2838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      agreed. the current lineup is sad. they are not even funny.

    • @emansnas
      @emansnas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@waterwind2266 You don't have a clue wtf logic is do you?

    • @oldsesalt8496
      @oldsesalt8496 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love Colbert and Meyers and Kimmel.

    • @behindthelense5448
      @behindthelense5448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@waterwind2266 its’s a humorous perspective dumbazz

  • @allonhanohof4496
    @allonhanohof4496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Nice to see some of the old talk shows ,they don’t make them like they use to that’s for sure , nice and refreshing and actually funny 😂

    • @dorothyford6616
      @dorothyford6616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes, when Jay quit the Tonight show, I quit TV. Can't sit through the current line up!!!

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@dorothyford6616Fallon couldn't hold a candle to Leno. Especially him doing Headlines.

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Seventeen years ago since times had changed. Fallon couldn't hold a candle to Leno.
      I remember when I could just listen to it on the clock radio, back then in those days.
      Without having to turn on the TV.
      I also had watched David Letterman. Conan O'Brien. Craig Ferguson,and even Jimmy Kimmel.
      Even Jimmy *KIMMEL* could practically run circles around Fallon these days!
      If you tolerate handling through the fake sweetness,the airhead egos of what kind of celebrities we do have today.
      And the music!
      Ugh.
      I sure miss those days.
      Never again will somebody like Leno will ever appearing and being the host of any Tonight Show on any other channel.

  • @FaithfulReasoning
    @FaithfulReasoning 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Jay was amazing I used to watch him everytnight

  • @user-zr4pd1zp7l
    @user-zr4pd1zp7l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The master of clean dirty humor. I used to look forward to the headlines segment. Bert was here ✌

    • @worldsbesttarot
      @worldsbesttarot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I love jay Leno I miss him so much late night is not the same with out him miss you jay 💖💝💘💌💗💓💞💕💟❣❤

    • @peteyp123
      @peteyp123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here

  • @stevearmstrong4561
    @stevearmstrong4561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The last real and honest Tonight Show hosts who was not politically correct and genuinely funny..Love Leno.You don't see this talent today..

  • @michellepost5232
    @michellepost5232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Jay's headlines are funny, and ideal to watch during these times of the virus. I always liked Johnny Carson, then I watched the show when Jay took over.

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Fallon just couldn't hold a candle to what Leno had done on his Tonight Show seventeen years ago.

  • @luismilton487
    @luismilton487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    He is, and still is, so good. I learnt to understand most of a spoken English because of Jay. God Bless you Jay!

  • @aleksanderokonek4952
    @aleksanderokonek4952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    When late Night comedy was actually FUNNY!

  • @gdholmfirth
    @gdholmfirth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Back when late night was funny. Don't watch any of them now.

  • @nanchogan3067
    @nanchogan3067 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This used to be our favorite.... so happy to find these.... we laughed till we cried... I am sharing with all my giggle buddies.... thank you, subscribed...

  • @herrunsinn774
    @herrunsinn774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    I had not seen Jay's "Headlines" in years. I loved how he could find humor in everyday things. .. Wow what a difference between him and the current crop of mean-spirited foul-mouthed late night hosts. I know he loves his denim jeans and shirts on his "Jay Leno's Garage" but honestly, he looked great in a suit.

    • @Laceykat66
      @Laceykat66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Death Metal Sorry, no. He read a couple of mine over the years.

    • @lonnieblackwell5107
      @lonnieblackwell5107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Haven't found late night tv worth watching since!

    • @ichaelmichaelsalisburysali6781
      @ichaelmichaelsalisburysali6781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who is foul mouthertoday

    • @ichaelmichaelsalisburysali6781
      @ichaelmichaelsalisburysali6781 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who has a foul mouth on TV tday

    • @frankromero5581
      @frankromero5581 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hes been doing headlines since the late. 70s . look at the interveiws on david letterman . there funnt .

  • @Red-rl1xx
    @Red-rl1xx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The weddings always crack me up!

    • @rubyparchment5523
      @rubyparchment5523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Will we ever forget Aiken-Johnson?

    • @jr.a8301
      @jr.a8301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wang-holder

    • @uncletaylorify
      @uncletaylorify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The White-Folks wedding with the black couple was the funniest.

  • @billybergendahl3515
    @billybergendahl3515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Headlines were the best part of the Tonight Show. I have not watched the Tonight Show since Jay Leno quit.

    • @msr1116
      @msr1116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Conan never fit and Fallon is meh.

    • @susanfortier1161
      @susanfortier1161 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Leno didn't actually quit...he was asked to leave, so Fallen could take over! I like Fallen, but Leno was the best!!

    • @michaelsalisbury1477
      @michaelsalisbury1477 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree.

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@msr1116Conan O'Brien is okay. Fallon couldn't hold a candle to Leno. Letterman had been funny,too. I don't care what anyone negatively thinks or says.
      Humor is humor,no matter who's the host.

  • @matthewdouglas3567
    @matthewdouglas3567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love all of these headlines! They are just so damn funny and hilarious!!!! Some making me laugh real hard - LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @bottlerocket3218
    @bottlerocket3218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Fire destroys go-go bar and leaves four men homeless." LOL

  • @hendyallen5993
    @hendyallen5993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    " Men, do you suffer from vaginal dryness? "
    A typo 20 years ago, an advertisement today.

    • @kristinesmart24
      @kristinesmart24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's so true!

    • @hendyallen5993
      @hendyallen5993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@kristinesmart24 saw another one today from 2013 " prostate exams.... for men only "
      Stupid back then, a hate crime today.

    • @drl5002
      @drl5002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Men, do you suffer from vaginal dryness?" "Absolutely, it's like sandpaper in there. I'm getting rubbed raw here. It's torture!"

  • @ImTheJoker4u
    @ImTheJoker4u 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    my sister briefly dated someone whos last name was Weiner
    its the Ulicky-Weiner wedding😂😕

  • @bobheigh9849
    @bobheigh9849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    His laugh is so infectious, makes me laugh just because he does. ……..peggy

    • @andysedgley
      @andysedgley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And Kevin is totally funny too

    • @justjeph6927
      @justjeph6927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No doubt..he's the class clown, just look and laugh. Trying to find his Zorro character..think it was Jay O? Nothing from a quick Google search.

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Fallon couldn't hold a candle to Leno. Especially him doing Headlines.

  • @MeekelDubya
    @MeekelDubya ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Not gonna lie, I would totally eat a chili cheese and fries burrito.

  • @andrearobinson3911
    @andrearobinson3911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    My absolute favorite headline ever was when Jay lost it, reading about potty golf!

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      THAT had been a classic back in those days.
      Fallon couldn't hold a candle to Leno.
      It's kinda difficult to find a good old-fashioned humor these days,in this day and age.
      David Letterman was funny too. I'm not picky about anyone making dumb, stupid,and ignorant comments about other comedians other than Leno.
      No. I could watch whatever I wanted to watch. And simply have a good jolly belly laugh.
      Comedy is comedy,no matter who's the host.
      And what era they had come from.
      Especially Rodney Dangerfield.
      He certainly had been a good comedian in his day.
      I didn't care about others negatively had said or thought.
      The point is to enjoy humor.
      Cher once had called Letterman an a-hole,and Dave...good ol' Dave hadn't cared.
      To me,he had been a true comedy genius.
      So what if they couldn't handle it.
      Too bad.
      I had liked Leno.

  • @tonylee3583
    @tonylee3583 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Jay is Iconic.

  • @bonnieforman9700
    @bonnieforman9700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Jay didn't get the Mark Twain Award for nothing.

  • @cherylcummins5209
    @cherylcummins5209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love Jay!

  • @goooogled
    @goooogled 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Great collection! Thank you! Jay’s too funny!

  • @Willpower-74205
    @Willpower-74205 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I needed a moment to catch my breath after that final wedding announcement bit. 😃😆😂🤣 😁👍

  • @rebekkad.2092
    @rebekkad.2092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I miss Jay Leno so much! He always made me laugh out loud. Stephen Colbert is a close second, but nobody does it for me like Jay. He was a classic.

    • @smdsoldering
      @smdsoldering 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Stephen Colbert is not even remotely close second to Jay

    • @rebekkad.2092
      @rebekkad.2092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@smdsoldering It's nice to know there's a kindred spirit out there who appreciated Jay as much as I did.

    • @punothebear
      @punothebear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What did you think of Craig Ferguson?

    • @rebekkad.2092
      @rebekkad.2092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@punothebear Loved and miss Craig Ferguson.

    • @punothebear
      @punothebear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rebekkad.2092 His sidekick Geof Peterson the skeleton was hilarious.

  • @79goldmaster1
    @79goldmaster1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Colbert and Kimmel and Meyers could learn from this. Period.

    • @johnd5931
      @johnd5931 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fallon did one similar, but internet mistakes.

    • @kristinr.5707
      @kristinr.5707 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnd5931 Fallon sucks and so do the others. It’s all about their political crap and agenda. They will never be as good as Leno.

    • @robertschaaf7192
      @robertschaaf7192 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      not likely, they’re not learners.

    • @magnificentmuttley154
      @magnificentmuttley154 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ^ Someone beat me to it. He's right, though. Colbert, Kimmel or Meyers (or their producers) imitating a _SUCCESSFUL_ example? Dont make me laugh 🥴

    • @Vickytoriahirt1234
      @Vickytoriahirt1234 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No they couldn't. Theyre talentless liberal propagandists

  • @robindew9072
    @robindew9072 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I used to love Leno. He was hilarious. Loved the headlines bit. So hilarious

  • @suzannegoode1557
    @suzannegoode1557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Leno is still the best of the best. Got me through late-night sessions nursing a fussy baby late last century and early this century. Such a brilliant, funny guy.

  • @garymorris1856
    @garymorris1856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I used to love this "headline" bit.

  • @mangoman6745
    @mangoman6745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    You know what kiddies , they should make a 365 day calendar full of Jay Leno’s Headlines every year. Wouldn’t that be the best❗️😜 It should also come well equipped with the drawings of circles , arrows pointing , underlining ,and highlighted areas just like the writers of Jay Leno’s headlines would of done so you can see the explanation of the funny headlines.

    • @dorothyford6616
      @dorothyford6616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I would definently purchase one for myself. And more for Christmas gifts!!!

    • @michaelsalisbury1477
      @michaelsalisbury1477 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd buy that

    • @mikebradshaw6484
      @mikebradshaw6484 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't quit your day job.

    • @Brinta3
      @Brinta3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s probably not legally feasible. They’d have to look up and make deals with the 365 writers.

  • @robadams5799
    @robadams5799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Loved it when Leno accidentally said religious "domination" instead of "denomination," and Kevin said, "Keep that at home, Jay." The "Psycho" music was a perfect accompaniment to the announcement about "scared" music.
    18:45 - To be fair, the "designer" plunger does come in red, blue, green or gray.
    45:05 - "You do realize that if Ryan proposes it'll be the Maus-Krapp wedding, right?"

  • @belovedwarrior3192
    @belovedwarrior3192 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The wedding ones made me laugh so hard I cried

    • @johnsohc
      @johnsohc ปีที่แล้ว

      Those are great!

  • @estanford826
    @estanford826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I’m crying from laughing. These are too funny.
    2021. You can’t do half of these anymore. You’re bound to offend someone.

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I agree. Just like when "Married With Children" first came out on TV. If they had created that kind of TV sitcom in this day and age,it wouldn't last a single season.
      That's too bad.
      It's what made this country 'questionable' moral standards gone downhill from the years past.
      Also there also was Conan O'Brien. The Craig Ferguson show. Letterman.

  • @SuperRk12
    @SuperRk12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Pure gold ! Jay was awsum ..wud b hilarious if he did a show now 😁

    • @susiekwong3814
      @susiekwong3814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That was my fave part of Jay's show!

    • @ClayLoomis1958
      @ClayLoomis1958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, he actually does two. He has Jay Leno's Garage on YT every Sunday night, and his CNBC version of JLG. Of course, if you have no interest in cars or motorcycles, your mileage, and interest, may vary. His YT show has hundreds of episodes online any time you want to see them, th-cam.com/channels/QMELFlXQL38KPm8kM-4Adg.html No Headlines though. Here's a compilation of the top 5 cars from his CNBC version of the show, th-cam.com/video/4IdaI6wPqRg/w-d-xo.html Guy Fieri & Jeff Dunham, no extra charge.

    • @SuperRk12
      @SuperRk12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ClayLoomis1958 wow din knw ! will surely check em out. Thnks fr tha tip 👍🙏

    • @boataxe4605
      @boataxe4605 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you worked in journalism, advertising or printing and spelled awesome and would that way you’d end up in one of these.

  • @KoshN
    @KoshN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I miss Jay. 😂🤣😂

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ever since Johnny Carson,I remember when Jay Leno himself, had appeared on his Tonight Show one time.
      In earlier times. Those were the days I could remember of me feeling better after watching and listening to them.
      Fallon couldn't hold a candle to Leno.

  • @emansnas
    @emansnas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Police received report of new born infant found in trash can. Upon investigation officers discovered it was only a burrito." Sign of the times

    • @brandi37
      @brandi37 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Saw that one on Planet Dolan

  • @joseph_b319
    @joseph_b319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    @9:01 that look Jay gives at times is just priceless.

  • @roaddog1493
    @roaddog1493 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Today's late night shows are not comedy, they are political!

  • @johnhancock6114
    @johnhancock6114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Back when The Tonight Show was funny.

    • @stevenherrold5955
      @stevenherrold5955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that new guy should read these comments can't you
      just feel the love flowing these words it's like a valentine for satan

    • @keithhyttinen8275
      @keithhyttinen8275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup. Fallon sucks.

    • @susanfortier1161
      @susanfortier1161 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@keithhyttinen8275 fallen doesn't suck...just not as funny!!

  • @u.s.militia7682
    @u.s.militia7682 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The burrito in the trash can was hilarious. 😂😂😂

  • @TXnine7nine
    @TXnine7nine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Headlines and the opening monologue were always my favorite parts of Jay Leno’s Tonight Show. He was also a much better interviewer than Jimmy Fallon. Should have stuck with SNL Jimmy.

  • @metalrooves3651
    @metalrooves3651 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Jimmy Fallon was ,"silly for silly sake"..that goofy guy guy behind him repeated the same gag on every guest one night,OVERPAID,TALENT FREE....Jay Leno was a natural..every night..

  • @infinityinfinityinfi
    @infinityinfinityinfi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I was gargling at the end of brushing my teeth when I heard 7:41
    I felt like I was being water- boarded and sprayed the whole bathroom mirror 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Why have do we public schools?" had been some unwittingly witty, iconic,and funny all the same time.
      Whoever had printed that,had deserved to win a Nobel Peace Prize. 😅👍

  • @bruceparker9353
    @bruceparker9353 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I forgot that late night tv could be funny.

  • @austinteutsch
    @austinteutsch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Without Jay's great comments, this would be a so-so skit. Jay made it all funny.

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not only that, but Kevin's contributions were hilarious. They made such a great team.

    • @michaelzdinak746
      @michaelzdinak746 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No body worth a piss since Leno

  • @christinelang2417
    @christinelang2417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    See Walmart from your private deck- I lost it!!

  • @SecuritiesFinance
    @SecuritiesFinance 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    We need a Leno more than ever now.

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Does Jimmy Fallon *ever* do something like this on his Tonight Show nowdays on NBC?
      Fallon couldn't hold a candle to what Jay Leno had done in his then-present career on the Tonight Show seventeen years ago. Wow!

  • @Maddie-zv3gv77
    @Maddie-zv3gv77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love Jay -Headlines!

  • @jaredc304
    @jaredc304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I like the "Privates of the Caribbean" and the "Barfaque Sauce" ones. LOL!

  • @donaldvincent
    @donaldvincent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I watch Jay on TH-cam all the time but God do I miss him on TV.

    • @georgemaster689
      @georgemaster689 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's hosting the new You Bet Your Life.

  • @stevehomeier8368
    @stevehomeier8368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Forgot how funny this was

  • @blondegypsy8525
    @blondegypsy8525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Love Kev’s laugh!!!!

    • @jtandme-ot9cl
      @jtandme-ot9cl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Always a good line, too!

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Touché. Kevin Eubanks sure had been the bandleader and part-time sidekick with Jay Leno any day.

  • @hillarymelechen249
    @hillarymelechen249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This was my favorite part of Leno. It still makes me laugh.

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Especially @ 7:34 . That had one of the funniest things on Leno. Or @ 31:31 . Whine and Cheese party.
      Or @ 36:33

  • @catfish24
    @catfish24 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Johnny Carson and Jay were the best.

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What about Conan O'Brien? Craig Ferguson show? Letterman? Those were the days when I never,ever get bored listening and watching them.
      Listening to Jay Leno and Kevin Eubanks and the Tonight Show band used to be heard on the radio. In FM! Remember those wonderful days?😊

  • @c.s.mcleod7383
    @c.s.mcleod7383 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I have not laughed once watching Jimmy Fallon. Not once. Are you listening NBC?

    • @blairdelnero2762
      @blairdelnero2762 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There's other networks father😊😊

  • @proud2bpagan
    @proud2bpagan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    won't grow cocoons and make uncomfortable...well thank God for that!