I used to work at a gas station and let me tell ya, the Hotdog man ravaged both the women and men's restrooms day in and day out. In the industry, we don't say that the customer is always right. No, we say that the Hotdog Man is always right. We don't get paid enough for this crap.
He was trying to say "Buy a hot dog, man." I've had that happen before. They require you to make a purchase sometimes, and a hot dog is the quickest thing you can buy because usually you don't even have to pick it up, you can just pay for it and go to the bathroom. I know it sounds like it doesn't like it's true but that's it, man. They don't have to ring you up or scan anything. They have a button for "Hot Dog" they press and you get charged.
@@ElFreakinCid I noticed that, yeah, maybe I'm wrong. I also noticed that I wrote "I know it sounds like it doesn't like it's true but that's it, man." and I'm like "Was I fucking high when I typed that?"
Legend says The Hot Dog Man is still out there destroying gas station bathrooms and traumatizing unsuspecting cashiers. The next time you see an "Out of Order" sign on a gas station bathroom, beware - The Hot Dog Man is near.
@@jakobwaack4148 theres a bunch in rural Wisconsin. Any that aren't big chains or are in buildings that are older than 10yo. Then again Wisconsin is the Florida of the northern US
Barber: "A swirlie? First, its swirly. Second, why the fuck would I do that? That is dumb as fuck. You know we have hair washing sinks right? We use shampoo, conditioner, and everything, they're comfortable, too. Usually included in the haircut." Charlie: "Oh shit. Yeah, you're right. A swirly is fucking stupid. Why didnt I think of just getting my hair washed like a normal person?" Barber: "You know if you're going for a wet hair look....you could just take a shower. Who the fuck comes to a barber, NOT wanting a haircut, and asks for a swirly?" Charlie: "Oh my God, you're right again. What am I thinking? It's almost like I'm being falsely represented and simultaneously controlled by some entity that's a complete fucking moron. I'm gonna go home now."
Every once in a while I’ll think of the hot dog man and will return to this video. Charlie’s retelling and the mystery that lays around the hot dog man stays in my mind.
It's a phrase for "you gotta buy something first." Also I'm not trusting a Charlie that's about to piss his fucking pants on the accuracy of his retelling. He might have just not seen the hotdog machine
@@ElFreakinCid maybe it was somewhere in the back and charlie never responded with yes so he never got it. I still don't trust his retelling and there's places it could have been that he might have not seen
Dude I laughed so hard at 3am while trying to be quiet that my girlfriend thought I was crying and woke up fully to comfort me because she thought I was having some existential crisis from my silent laughter convulsions 😂 thank you so much for this
Charlie is the Teacher I wish I had back then when I had to learn all those Lessons of behavior and society myself. His Videos should be played on kids tv so they will learn and make this world to a better place.
Chris Hansen: We had hidden cameras set around the area, and as Charlie walked around he started to release his bodily fluids on to the side of the building. Little did he know I was waiting for him. * Chris Hansen walks behind Charlie* Big night planned? Charlie: * muscles tense up, his face shrinks in as he stands there frozen in fear. He can feel what was once just a simple piss turn into shit filling his britches and thinks... Hot dog man?*
@jasper426 then you're basically saying only recently? That doesn't make sense. He said he makes money from his twitch streams and has never made and never will make money from youtube.
@jasper426 You didn't even properly argue against my first point. And you didn't even read and address my second point, which is why you were able to write your second sentence.
When I was a kid I heard the story of how Tycho Brahe DIED because he held his pee so long because it was rude to excuse yourself from the king's table before the king. He knew this. And still kept drinking wine till he got in trouble and his bladder exploded... sad end to a great man.. You taught me a lot Tycho Brahe. Thank you.
Man, the intensity of this story is equivalent to watching ppl dive and u try to hold your breath as long as they do, the relief of a piss is unmatchable
Watching this in 2022. actually watching all of charlies "embarrassing stories" and it all makes sense. Dudes super ocd (hes said that he was when he was younger). Its just not as bad now lol. Ive had friends with ocd. And they act super odd with seemingly simple things. Like charlie might seem odd for saying he wont pee by a tree somewhere like some of us would. But people with ocd genuinely have a reason. To them its completely justified and they wont go against it at all. Charlie saying "i felt really bad for having to go out of the way for me" made me kind of smile just because.. he cant help how he feels. and i know why i love him. hes just a chad energy guy who has an like an awkward backstory and i genuinely love listening to him lol. Im so happy to see how far he has come with his ocd since hes came online.
Charlie I’ve had embarrassing moments as well but dude compared you actually make me feel like an OG idk if you gain some sick pleasure out of making yourself look bad
Charlie should consider himself lucky that he went this long without hearing of the infamous hotdog man. I still have nightmares of the unholy noises coming from the stall next to me...
I'm somehow frigtened of this hotdogman, even though I can't imagine what the hotdogman looks like or what he does to cause this sense of fear in me. The damn hotdog man...
8:15 you know that means that someone made a genocide attempt and someone had to clean it, with the hazardous fumes throghtout the whole process and got it to look like a godamn mirror. i feel horrible for that pure soul...
This man has somehow managed to take 10 minutes to tell a story about pulling over and using a gas station bathroom and somehow make it entertaining the whole way through.
**Title:** **The Hot Dog Man** **Genre:** Dark Comedy/Horror --- **Opening Scene:** - **(**0:00**-**1:00**)** --- I stand there on the busy city street, handing out hot dogs with a big grin. People think they know me. I’m just Eddie, the friendly hot dog guy. But they don’t know the real me. "People always say, you are what you eat," I think to myself. "But me? I serve what I am." --- **Introduction to Darkness:** - **(**1:00**-**3:00**)** --- Back in my dingy apartment, the night wraps around me like a cloak. I lay out my tools: a large wrench, duct tape, plastic sheets. The list of gas stations sits on the table, each name a promise of tonight's adventure. "Gas stations," I muse, "the perfect place. No one pays attention, no one really cares." --- **First Victim:** - **(**3:00**-**5:00**)** --- I’m at this seedy gas station restroom, cornering Larry, some shady character. He struggles, but it’s pointless. I overpower him easily. His muffled screams fade as I do my work. I sit on the toilet, eyes closed in grim satisfaction. The hum of my cheerful tune fills the air as I finish my task. There’s something almost peaceful about it, sitting there, doing my business over Larry's lifeless body. --- **Montage of Mayhem:** - **(**5:00**-**8:00**)** --- Night after night, different gas stations, different victims. A rude businessman, a nosy cop, a clueless tourist. Each one meets their end in a gas station restroom. I can’t help but chuckle every time I sit down, feeling the absurdity of it all. Here I am, perched on a throne of porcelain, their lifeless eyes staring up as I do what comes naturally. "Everyone’s got to go sometime," I think, "Some just go... a little differently." --- **Creeping Realization:** - **(**8:00**-**10:00**)** --- The news anchor talks about the rise in missing persons, all last seen near gas stations. They think it’s just a coincidence. No police intervention, no real concern. I watch from my chair, a smirk playing on my lips. “Guess they don’t have the guts to figure it out,” I chuckle. --- **Final Victim:** - **(**10:00**-**13:00**)** --- This time, it’s Mr. Thompson, a wealthy, arrogant man. He’s more of a challenge, fights back fiercely. We tussle in the luxurious gas station restroom, each move a dance of life and death. Finally, I get the upper hand. I sit on the toilet one last time, a satisfied grin spreading across my face as I finish my gruesome ritual. --- **Eerie Conclusion:** - **(**13:00**-**14:00**)** --- Back on the busy city street, I’m just Eddie again, serving hot dogs, smiling at customers. But there’s that glint in my eyes, a hint of the darkness that lurks within. "To some, life is a grind," I think. "To me, it’s just one big flush." --- **Closing Scene:** - **(**14:00**-**15:00**)** --- A customer walks into the restroom I recently "visited." I hear their horrified reaction as I serve another hot dog, the sinister laughter echoing in my mind as the screen fades to black. --- **End Credits** --- And there you have it. A twisted, darkly funny glimpse into the life of the Hot Dog Man.
Am i only one thinking that Penguinz0 look's a lot like that Handsome twitch streamer Cr1tikal? Ohh and heres my twitch i am popular now twitch.tv/moistcr1tikal
He actually looks like he woke up in a cold sweat thinking about this and immediately made a video
Omega Zero 😂😂
D O K O D A
@@7standdad What
Hobo piss war night terrors
Even his voice sounds shaken
You can always tell how old or new Charlie’s videos are by the length of his hair in the thumbnail
Extremely accurate
That's how i sometimes determine the age of his videos XD
lmfao yes
I don't look at the date, I look at the thumbnails
now if that ain't true true.😂
Watching a mans hair dry while he talks about peeing
First time?
Full bromo
Welcome to TH-cam
I’m not a Rapper wouldn’t expect more, wouldn’t want less
He reminds me of a punk band singer
The guy who was saying "hotdog man" was actually trying to say "it's clogged up man"
That’s actually kinda smart... Are you hotdog man ?
Are you that guy????
How do you have no videos and 55k subs
@@cyrusazarmy6665 he’s the hotdog manes
@@deafgwipps behind you
"I have not pissed my pants in a very long time"
Sounds just like something that someone who pissed their pants would say.
He did it a week ago
You gonna piss, little piss boy?
I feel like there's a woosh coming my way, but no shit Sherlock.
@@YoUtUbEhAnDlEsArEgReAt r/whoosh. XD im kidding i dont know if its a whoosh or not
Either way your feeling was right
Therapist: the hotdog-man isn't real, he can't hurt you.
Me: smells shit*
he's getting closer
Underrated
@@orxanmamedov2671 agreed
Lmao
I like to play with my wee wee under the blankets
@@matty_daddy i love the internet
I always saw moistcritikal but I never thought I would see critikalmoist
what
@@vivious_ critikals pants are moist
I honestly thought this was in reference to his hair bc it looks kinda moist here as well
Nice
Lol I'm pretty sure critikalmoist was Hotdog Man (p3nis man)
They say Hotdog man still ruins gas station bathrooms to this day.
Ok shrek
There’s a guy who’s taking a bite out of an onion every day until the release a 5th movie of you
Shreg
Yoo
I used to work at a gas station and let me tell ya, the Hotdog man ravaged both the women and men's restrooms day in and day out. In the industry, we don't say that the customer is always right. No, we say that the Hotdog Man is always right.
We don't get paid enough for this crap.
It’s stories like these that remind me Charlie lives in Florida
Shut up
It's stories like these that make me miss living in Florida.
A lot of stuff happens in Florida
Have you ever been in a gas station bathroom? A majority of them are like that.
@@jacobavonda7210 Florida is the best state. Followed by Oklahoma.
Love how his hair was drying throughout the video
It do be like that sometimes
Ikr
@@immortalhamster1645 but only sometimes
@@Ceeceeedits agreed
@Sharky ok
"If urinating is a game of chess, then I'm the goddamn Grandmaster"
Poetic.
"If"
Most of what he says is poetic it seems. Just got here
Fullmetal Keyblade have u ever heard of the legendary poet of Gangaa’s swan
I just realised he didn't say "golden Grandmaster" :(
I was just about to comment this before I saw you beat me to it lol
The hotdog man now watches over Charlie as an angel of respect.
*"I have not pissed my pants in a very long time"*
This should be good
You had my curiosity, now you have my attention
*5 seconds later* "this was literally 6 days ago"
@@acecen3574 that could potentially be quite a long time; I guess it really *depends* on your perspective...
Spoilers: it was good.
I looked at this EXACTLY when he said that.
"don't think it don't say it don't think it don't say it don't think it don't say it"
t h e h o t d o g m a n
Bye Bye man
I'm coming for you.
The pee pee poo poo man
The Bi Bi Man.
T h e h o t d o g m a n
I love the newest addition to the pantheon of Florida cryptids: the Hot Dog Man
I do, too.
@@hotdogman3096 lol the hot dog man is here
bro i live in florida and some gas stations are the cleanest things on earth while others are hell on earth
@@hotdogman3096 ITS YOU
jason todd is that u
This guy is a poet without even trying
“You gotta buy a hotdog, man”
OHHHHH
xD
Huh?
YOOO
Yeah, no shit. But Charlie said there was no one selling hot dogs around, so that couldn't have been what the guy meant. Were you not listening?
“It smelled like a hate crime”
It's helpful to know going into this story that Charlie lives in Florida. Otherwise, it doesn't make sense.
Me knowing that I live in the same state as one of my favorite TH-camrs: 👁👄👁
It makes too much sense
Yeah Florida seems like a ghetto Elder Scrolls scene to someone unfamiliar
Whoa whoa whoa, he lives in Tampa. That's beyond normal Florida
I don't understand it i am not american, can you explain please?
He says the most outrageous things, but he says them in such an articulate & coherent manner. I love it
Plot twist: charlie is the hotdog man. He just blacks out.
Charlie probably wishes he could produce such horrors
or the gas station dude was hallucinating him as a hot dog
Mr robot type shit lmao
Dr jackel and Mr hotdog
This is the ONLY comment I seen say "Plot Twist" that the commenter actually understands what a fuckin plot twist is.🤝
"you have to buy a hotdog, man"
Charlie: WHO IS THE HOTDOG MAN
dude did you watch the same video as me? this is mad bro xD anyways toodle doo thanks for sharing
@@no-kj8dr i think the joke went over your head bud
@@no-kj8dr toodle doo? Who even are you?
yxcvbnm yxcvbnm Joe mama
@@no-kj8dr wtf??
PLOT TWIST: The stinky smell of the bathroom was actually the smell of the corpse of that man lying on the floor
It was because of the hot dog man
That is a horrible plot twist
Underrated comment
BIGGER PLOT TWIST: The hotdog man bursts in and kills charlie
this stupid 3rd grader horror plot actually gets a thousand likes? tnx boiz, wtf lololol
Charlie is one of the only youtubers that can make me laugh till I almost cry. I was washing dishes and just cracking up at the hotdog man part lol
He was trying to say "Buy a hot dog, man."
I've had that happen before. They require you to make a purchase sometimes, and a hot dog is the quickest thing you can buy because usually you don't even have to pick it up, you can just pay for it and go to the bathroom. I know it sounds like it doesn't like it's true but that's it, man. They don't have to ring you up or scan anything. They have a button for "Hot Dog" they press and you get charged.
But Charlie also pointed out, there were no hot dogs being sold anywhere nearby.
@@ElFreakinCid I noticed that, yeah, maybe I'm wrong.
I also noticed that I wrote "I know it sounds like it doesn't like it's true but that's it, man." and I'm like "Was I fucking high when I typed that?"
Lil Miss Jay is that a picture of ps1 hagrid next to your name
@@lachlanfielding3502 I don't know honestly
@@lachlanfielding3502 That's Beef Testosterone next to her name.
He is starting to look like a RuneScape character with his hair
Rush “doot doot, doo doo do dooooot”
you can trust me with your adamant
Give pass for free gold
I see runescape, I click liek
Yeahwtf. Why isnt he addressing his hair?
"This is a very recent story"
"I have not pissed my pants in a very long time"
which is it, Charles?
rero-rero-rero-rero-rero-rero-rero-rero-rero
Kingo_Clubs kakyoin
I like to play with my wee wee under the blankets
_matt_ I don’t know how to reply to this
He was wearing shorts.
Legend says The Hot Dog Man is still out there destroying gas station bathrooms and traumatizing unsuspecting cashiers. The next time you see an "Out of Order" sign on a gas station bathroom, beware - The Hot Dog Man is near.
The modern Loathsome Dungeater
“I haven’t peed myself in a long time”
*Gets popcorn and sits crisscross applesauce on the floor*
Dude, same. This is gonna be good.
lmao
TIL they changed indian style to criss cross applesauce
We always called it.... eh, cross-legged
*Criss cross applesauce hands in the bowl*
“It smelled like a hate crime” I don’t know why but that line really got me
worst smell 2019
i must like the smell then
lmao I was about to comment that
"Learn from my mistake"
Lemme guess, you shot a man in The Continental
Vito C What... have you done?
😂
He was warned why didn’t he listen
DBoot 888 “Finished It..”
IM GONE 😂😂😂💀💀
This is the most important lesson a TH-cam video has ever taught me.
isn't this something you'd already know? lmao
This is the most Florida story I've ever heard
What kind of gas station has the bathroom on the outside?
@Jakob Waack as a Floridian who just moved to Iowa, seeing your profile picture felt like worlds colliding
@@jakobwaack4148 theres a bunch in rural Wisconsin. Any that aren't big chains or are in buildings that are older than 10yo.
Then again Wisconsin is the Florida of the northern US
Jakob Waack a lot of them actually
Shut up
Barber: "So whatchu thinkin about this time?"
Charlie: "Ah, just an old swirlie will do."
Barber: "A swirlie? First, its swirly. Second, why the fuck would I do that? That is dumb as fuck. You know we have hair washing sinks right? We use shampoo, conditioner, and everything, they're comfortable, too. Usually included in the haircut."
Charlie: "Oh shit. Yeah, you're right. A swirly is fucking stupid. Why didnt I think of just getting my hair washed like a normal person?"
Barber: "You know if you're going for a wet hair look....you could just take a shower. Who the fuck comes to a barber, NOT wanting a haircut, and asks for a swirly?"
Charlie: "Oh my God, you're right again. What am I thinking? It's almost like I'm being falsely represented and simultaneously controlled by some entity that's a complete fucking moron. I'm gonna go home now."
Zippitty22 ok
@@MrAlwaysRight ok
Zippitty22 who hurt you
@@MrAlwaysRight ok
"If urinating is considered a game of chess, then I'm the goddamn grandmaster"
Past Charlie had no idea...
It took me a while to realise he was only talking hypothetically/metaphorically at the time
What... what do you mean
What does this mean
@@ramujaku search moistcritial vs xqc chess
Every once in a while I’ll think of the hot dog man and will return to this video. Charlie’s retelling and the mystery that lays around the hot dog man stays in my mind.
So nowadays, a man must choose between peeing his pants or being registered as a sex offender.
We truly live in a society.
This is absurd, is it a thing in the entire USA?
@@mateusssssss567 Pretty much, unless you live in literal fucking no where.
Land of the Free indeed lmao
bro i like your profile pic
Yeah no way is that real
Charlie: *outright says no hotdogs were for sale anywhere within view*
Half the comments: "He was telling you to buy a hot dog, man!"
ElFreakinCid he said they weren’t out side didn’t look in at what they were selling
4:22 - "I GO IN THERE"
It's a phrase for "you gotta buy something first." Also I'm not trusting a Charlie that's about to piss his fucking pants on the accuracy of his retelling. He might have just not seen the hotdog machine
Kinda hard to miss something that's very big and kept in plain view. Even if you're trying not to piss yourself.
@@ElFreakinCid maybe it was somewhere in the back and charlie never responded with yes so he never got it. I still don't trust his retelling and there's places it could have been that he might have not seen
Dude I laughed so hard at 3am while trying to be quiet that my girlfriend thought I was crying and woke up fully to comfort me because she thought I was having some existential crisis from my silent laughter convulsions 😂 thank you so much for this
That's actually so wholesome though
@@MyNipplesArePointy I like your username.
@@chreese37 very nice of you to say, Mr. Chad Monke
As a guy watching this at 1:30 am next to his girlfriend I find this wholesome af
wholesome 🤲
the hotdog mans spirit is still haunting gas stations to this very day
this is the most florida sounding story I've ever heard
i love your pfp!
" I really pressure wash my toilet "
Words of a god.
I didn't know xqc was Jahseh
69 Touched me they are one and the same
69 Touched me man of culture
@@gettinmoney1203 of course who doesn't watch that pepega
@@jackoffjason4127 A felix viewer i see oh my eyes are blessed arent they, you buaetiful fucks
"It smelt like a f***ing hate crime" -Penguinz0, 2019
Fucking
fucking. just say fucking
okay family friendly fred
@@xilogex7403 fricking
@@p6re Flipping
Charlie is the Teacher I wish I had back then when I had to learn all those Lessons of behavior and society myself. His Videos should be played on kids tv so they will learn and make this world to a better place.
Hotdog man.
*Top 10 mysterious anime villains*
Charlie: *pisses next to a building
*behind him chris hansen sits in a chair and says: "please sit down"
“Why don’t you take a seat for me”
*loses free will as muscles move independently towards the nearest chair*
It Wasn't Funny The First Time "can I put my pee pee away first?"
Chris Hansen: We had hidden cameras set around the area, and as Charlie walked around he started to release his bodily fluids on to the side of the building. Little did he know I was waiting for him. * Chris Hansen walks behind Charlie* Big night planned?
Charlie: * muscles tense up, his face shrinks in as he stands there frozen in fear. He can feel what was once just a simple piss turn into shit filling his britches and thinks... Hot dog man?*
My fav erotic story
Id love for him to interview chris hansen. What if Charlie is the one that says "please, sit down."
"I havent pissed myself for a while"-
"It was October 2019"
i would pay good money to see this dude tell stories live
"It smelt like a hate crime"
Charlie, 2019
That's when you know it's bad
You can tell he was thinking about this story while showering and got out and started recording right away.
Charlie looks like he's been mopping up flood water with his hair
Mopping up piss
Bro I am 51 I have tears in my eyes from your commentary! You are a legend!
You’re a God at story telling man. I haven’t laughed that hard in a while
that guy was probs saying 'unlocked man' in like the most zonked out voice ever
No listen to me the hotdog man is real
no, the hotdog man is a menace, don't question it.
I probably wouldn’t believe someone who’s that drugged out even if he was right.
"It smelled like a hate crime" I don't think I've ever laughed that hard ever. Also, nothing compares to how disgusting a /communal/ out house is.
Yeah, 2 outhouses. Even more disgusting? 3 outhouses.
Do you think there's private outhouses or something?
@@sonyblank1487 normally they are yes
@@sonyblank1487 ya they are but you have to pay for them
he uses "Hate crime" as a descriptor quite often
This is the wisest piece of advice anyone could ever give
There was no hotdog man, the guy said "you need to get a hotdog, man" he was trying to tell you that you had to buy something to use the toilet
The story of a psychotic hotdog man is more entertaining though
He talked about not seeing any hot dogs anywhere
He wanted to see your hot dog... man.
Jedi Master Baiter woaaaaaaah
@@5Pop0 no hotdog outside he do not know if there were hotdogs inside
Bro this honestly could be a standup bit. You seriously need to consider this career path. I would pay good money to see your performance
jasper426 no shit
@jasper426 since when he say his income was youtube
@jasper426 then you're basically saying only recently? That doesn't make sense. He said he makes money from his twitch streams and has never made and never will make money from youtube.
@jasper426 You didn't even properly argue against my first point. And you didn't even read and address my second point, which is why you were able to write your second sentence.
@jasper426 I'm impressed genuinely. Not in a good way.
All I learned is Charlie’s parents never took him on a road trip because he should have learned that lesson when he was 10.
chip skylark 🤤
Ah, the old "speak now, or forever hold your pee" lesson.
@@chipskylark5500 FBI open up
@@THECREATOR49Steam oh cmon the boy MUST be of age *SOMEWHERE* at this point, kids been in the media for a decade
@@chipskylark5500 October 2 2002 according to Wikipedia, you win this time fujo
When I was a kid I heard the story of how Tycho Brahe DIED because he held his pee so long because it was rude to excuse yourself from the king's table before the king.
He knew this. And still kept drinking wine till he got in trouble and his bladder exploded... sad end to a great man..
You taught me a lot Tycho Brahe.
Thank you.
Authentic stories like this have a certain charm to them.
"If you need to piss you should absolutely piss" - Famous Charlie quote from his FNAF video.
when he pissed in some girl's mouth lol
@@Metalrave Lmao probably my favorite story from him
The way charlie tells his stories, which are insane, is the best shit I've ever heard. Butter to my ears. Comedic Genius.
Man, the intensity of this story is equivalent to watching ppl dive and u try to hold your breath as long as they do, the relief of a piss is unmatchable
Florida man explains how he prevented himself from getting on the sex offender list
this was like a whole arc in an anime
It'ss the first arc of part 9 of JoJo's
“So if urinating is considered a game of chess, I’m the god damn grandmaster” -Charles white 2019
@Mao got Zedong pretty long cant tell if your serious 🤣🤣🤣😂
Mao got Zedong pretty long Words of a legend
@Mao got Zedong pretty long can I see Zedong
This comment makes more sense now
@@chaan7996 yeah this aged well.
I love how candid this dude is.
Maybe the guy was trying to say “You have to buy a hot dog, man.” Some gas stations lock the bathroom behind a pay wall.
DLC if you will
🤤 a'hdoihhhhh you think so, George???
Lmaooooo thats exactly what i thought. He wanted you to buy somthing but he was on xans so it came out as word vomit
5:49 if you watched the video he stated that there was in fact no hot dog men to be found
@@thejinxlet525 gas stations sell hotdogs
Charlie could literally talk about an experience with watching paint dry and I would watch it
Or grass grow 😁
Tbh yeah
Fucking damn right
'I'm constantly expelling a lot of water from my body'
Is that why your hair is always moist
He isn't known as "moist critikal" for nothing
Watching this in 2022. actually watching all of charlies "embarrassing stories" and it all makes sense. Dudes super ocd (hes said that he was when he was younger). Its just not as bad now lol. Ive had friends with ocd. And they act super odd with seemingly simple things. Like charlie might seem odd for saying he wont pee by a tree somewhere like some of us would. But people with ocd genuinely have a reason. To them its completely justified and they wont go against it at all. Charlie saying "i felt really bad for having to go out of the way for me" made me kind of smile just because.. he cant help how he feels. and i know why i love him. hes just a chad energy guy who has an like an awkward backstory and i genuinely love listening to him lol. Im so happy to see how far he has come with his ocd since hes came online.
This story sounds like something out of a "Diary of a Wimpy Kid" movie.
PastNormal_Games maybe Charlie is the wimpy kid incarnation
Charlie I’ve had embarrassing moments as well but dude compared you actually make me feel like an OG idk if you gain some sick pleasure out of making yourself look bad
@Kevin Koeppen Fair
@Real Donald Trump Its the Toddamned aliens bro
_"I have not pissed my pants in a long time"_
A likely story
Charlie should consider himself lucky that he went this long without hearing of the infamous hotdog man. I still have nightmares of the unholy noises coming from the stall next to me...
Cashier: hotdog man. Bathroom.
Charlie: yes.
😂😂😂
he thought he was the coolest anime character with his hair wet like that
Are you my mother
im looking for daddies
Wtf are these replies
@@CrystalRose1111 wtf is your reply? Daddy hunting or gtfo
Which anime does this that Charlie can relate to?
I'm somehow frigtened of this hotdogman, even though I can't imagine what the hotdogman looks like or what he does to cause this sense of fear in me. The damn hotdog man...
A man in a hotdog outfit selling hotdogs out of a hotdog shaped cart with banana shaped hotdogs
Probably just that guy in the hot dog suit from "I Think You Should Leave"
What a rotten way to urinate.
Its the dancing hot dog emoji obviously
„This toilet smelled like a hate crime“ lmfaoo
My favorite quote was "no doubt this was the work of the hot dog man" hahaha
"It's smell like a hate crime" is the actual quote but I laughed my ass off
What a journey, such a detailed story I love it
My guess is the bathroom was only for paying customers. The cashier was suggesting you buy a Hot Dog, man.
That's makes perfect sense
Or, it's clogged up, man.
“John wick 4: wets his pants” -2020
he died
Where his bladder is the villain
BIRDDD no
@Juan Cortez Muro no
Charlie- "Putting fear in boners" since 2019
*possibly as far back as 2007
Since 2007*. ( When he made his channel)
WHAT DOES THE NUMBERS MEAN JASON!???
THE NUMBERS
8:15 you know that means that someone made a genocide attempt and someone had to clean it, with the hazardous fumes throghtout the whole process and got it to look like a godamn mirror.
i feel horrible for that pure soul...
ironically i almost pissed myself when he talked about the hotdogman
Same
Terrifying
No
*hotdog man*
Not ironic
duuuuude, same here. lol
I love how something as mundane as having to pee is this funny when Charlie tells a story.
This man has somehow managed to take 10 minutes to tell a story about pulling over and using a gas station bathroom and somehow make it entertaining the whole way through.
Nothing but respect for this man
This man knows how to weave a compelling yarn about the most mundane things.
Charlie, the only person who can captivate my attention for 10 minutes with a pee story
The Hot Dog man still haunts Charlie’s dreams when he needs to piss while asleep
**Title:** **The Hot Dog Man**
**Genre:** Dark Comedy/Horror
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**Opening Scene:**
- **(**0:00**-**1:00**)**
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I stand there on the busy city street, handing out hot dogs with a big grin. People think they know me. I’m just Eddie, the friendly hot dog guy. But they don’t know the real me.
"People always say, you are what you eat," I think to myself. "But me? I serve what I am."
---
**Introduction to Darkness:**
- **(**1:00**-**3:00**)**
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Back in my dingy apartment, the night wraps around me like a cloak. I lay out my tools: a large wrench, duct tape, plastic sheets. The list of gas stations sits on the table, each name a promise of tonight's adventure.
"Gas stations," I muse, "the perfect place. No one pays attention, no one really cares."
---
**First Victim:**
- **(**3:00**-**5:00**)**
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I’m at this seedy gas station restroom, cornering Larry, some shady character. He struggles, but it’s pointless. I overpower him easily. His muffled screams fade as I do my work.
I sit on the toilet, eyes closed in grim satisfaction. The hum of my cheerful tune fills the air as I finish my task. There’s something almost peaceful about it, sitting there, doing my business over Larry's lifeless body.
---
**Montage of Mayhem:**
- **(**5:00**-**8:00**)**
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Night after night, different gas stations, different victims. A rude businessman, a nosy cop, a clueless tourist. Each one meets their end in a gas station restroom.
I can’t help but chuckle every time I sit down, feeling the absurdity of it all. Here I am, perched on a throne of porcelain, their lifeless eyes staring up as I do what comes naturally.
"Everyone’s got to go sometime," I think, "Some just go... a little differently."
---
**Creeping Realization:**
- **(**8:00**-**10:00**)**
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The news anchor talks about the rise in missing persons, all last seen near gas stations. They think it’s just a coincidence. No police intervention, no real concern.
I watch from my chair, a smirk playing on my lips. “Guess they don’t have the guts to figure it out,” I chuckle.
---
**Final Victim:**
- **(**10:00**-**13:00**)**
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This time, it’s Mr. Thompson, a wealthy, arrogant man. He’s more of a challenge, fights back fiercely. We tussle in the luxurious gas station restroom, each move a dance of life and death.
Finally, I get the upper hand. I sit on the toilet one last time, a satisfied grin spreading across my face as I finish my gruesome ritual.
---
**Eerie Conclusion:**
- **(**13:00**-**14:00**)**
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Back on the busy city street, I’m just Eddie again, serving hot dogs, smiling at customers. But there’s that glint in my eyes, a hint of the darkness that lurks within.
"To some, life is a grind," I think. "To me, it’s just one big flush."
---
**Closing Scene:**
- **(**14:00**-**15:00**)**
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A customer walks into the restroom I recently "visited." I hear their horrified reaction as I serve another hot dog, the sinister laughter echoing in my mind as the screen fades to black.
---
**End Credits**
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And there you have it. A twisted, darkly funny glimpse into the life of the Hot Dog Man.
"Learn from my mistake"
The mistake: Not drying his hair before video
Well he IS very moist
He’s called The Big Moist for a reason
The way he tells the climax of the story is so relieving. I really felt that in my bladder.
This was epic, we need
"The Hot Dog Man 2" and
"The Hot Dog Man 3 - Final Hope"
Make it a trilogy
0:16 holy shit already off to a great start
There’s no way Charlie doesn’t dress up like John Wick
It's the other way around, John Wick dresses up as Charlie
So beard & long hair = John Wick to you?
UR86 that’s not what he said he just said he looks like him not for those reasons
UR86 Charlie’s also really into John wick so there’s that also
If you've seen him play Fortnite at Twitch.tv/moistcr1tikal you'd know that he always dresses up as John Wick.
this is the most intense saga out of the whole penguinz0 manga.
I really love the morals of the stories this guy tell
Am i only one thinking that Penguinz0 look's a lot like that Handsome twitch streamer Cr1tikal?
Ohh and heres my twitch i am popular now
twitch.tv/moistcr1tikal
i too have noticed the similarities
Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever seen the two of 'em in the same place before... _just sayin'._
How dare you compare this greasy, long haired hobgoblin to the pure God of testosterone that is Cr1tikal
I think we're on something boys
Dude what the heck? Omg he doessss😨