Little did she know that random guy would become a lead role in the hit film The Hunger Games Monkingjay as well as a best selling author, voice actor, and proffesional yugioh card collector
Sounds exactly like a Reddit story except at the end it would read "I told the girl she was beautiful and ran away, now she's sitting right next to me as I write this and we're celebrating our 6th wedding anniversary"
@Nero maybe he misworded it wrong Her three twin sisters so she'd be the fourth. But i think he meant triplets Or she had three twin sisters maybe and she wasn't one
Confidence and trial and error. Most people who say they are socially inept aren't really. They just lack practice. Unless you have severe autism there's potential for growth for who you are around others
@@ryanorourke701 exactly. people tend to call themselves "introverts" as a way to incorporate their lack of social confidence into their personality. in reality, it's a very solvable issue with trial and error. speaking from experience.
@@michaelrichardson3834 difference is the main character in watamote probably doesn't turn into a trad, she doesn't even seem to want to do anything in the future.
bruh lowkey i dont know why people think flirting with people while they're working is a good idea. like people are trying to make money not friends lmao
Is it just me or does sitting on Charlie’s lap whilst he recites a story of his past in front of a warm glowing fireplace sound like the best time ever
I am 13 and I think I have social anxiety. I don’t know how to create a conversation, and if I somehow did create one, I wouldn’t know what else to say. This scares me.
same bro, I've had some god awful Highschool memories I still remember. None of them are as bad as some of Charlie's stories. It gives me inspiration that you can go from 0 social capabilities to a functioning member of society.
@@xxchickengodz2177 I'm 30 and I still struggle with it. Don't be like me. Figure out how to get confidence speaking to people. Go a little at a time. If it doesn't work there's not really a downside. Trust me when I say it's a muscle you need to exercise, but it's not a skill that you're incapable of learning. I just wish it didn't take me this long to learn it.
this is giving me flashbacks to when a dude in high school rode up to me on a razor scooter, looked me up and down, and proceeded to say "you know those anime girls? you look like an anime girl." and then scooted away....that's something I'll never forget
charlie is so good at story telling that i could pick up every detail of the environment, the musty smell of the 4 year uncleaned carpet, the sweat water falling on the ground, the games on the shelf, the game he bought... logic machines for the DS, the awkwardness of the “oh” as it vibrates in young charlie’s empty skull, the 500 meter dash to charlie’s car, the 2 year old target next to the gamestop, the rain falling as charlie jogged while dying inside, it was a true anime moment
I once told a girl that she was beautiful. She really appreciated it and called out her 3 equally hot sisters. We all fell in love and now I have 4-ways everyday.
*What might’ve been a possibility* Charlie : Thank you beautiful GameStop Girl : *OH* And you look really handsome, wanna hang out after my shift? Charlie : *Doesn’t hear the sentence after the “oh” and naruto runs outta the situation*
I just realized how well versed Charlie is in literature, he often makes remarks to pieces of litterateur and art that most viewers wouldn’t know about.
I see this as an absolute W. Instead of letting the girl respond and potentially let you down, crushing your self confidence, you run away before she gets the chance and then you remain single on your own accord. I will take this video as a gospel teaching and apply it to my daily life.
from a girl who gets flirted with quite a bit: it feels good to be called beautiful. even if i had already been hit on 5 times that day, someone coming in and genuinely saying im beautiful would definitely brighten up my day. of course, charlie’s delivery couldve been a little better, but at least it wasnt in a sexual way
@@Nakamako1 Saying it in a "sexual" way likely refers to body language, like staring at the boba or rubbing the coiled snake while saying it. Now, I'm exaggerating a bit, but it should be fine if you don't have the mindset of getting laid right after that line. Just say it in passing, with the same nonchalance as stating "The weather is rainy today.", and it definitely won't pass off as creepy or insincere.
This dude sole handedly saved millions of kids from cringey puberty taking example from the wrong places. Hell might’ve avoided a couple future serial killers in the process as well. Deserves the nobel peace prize imo.
I had a girlfriend and every time I’d try to compliment her it would come out really awkward like “I like your... I love your eyes... and your... everything else” anyways on an unrelated note she dumped me over text
Her: "Thanks for shopping at Gamestop" Charlie looking down.......Charlie pulls his head up Charlie: "Thank you beautiful" Her: "oh" Her: "hey weren't you in hunger ga-" Charlie sprints away
"I was gonna say, oh, you're quite handsome yourself! And then we were going to go home and play used games and do all sorts of stuff like my anime fantasies were going to play out like I dreamed, but before I could get anything else out, he runs away! I'm watching this stud just bolt on out of the store telling myself, oh? Oh?!? Oh, what an awful way to start anything! Why couldn't I say *well, sexy* and make it sound alluring? I was driving home telling myself that he says it to all the GameStop girls and I was just his next target" - her probably.
i'd like to think Charlie is telling all these embarrassing stories so that when he eventually runs for office, these stories won't be able to be leaked
Actually it would be possible. Let’s say my dad jerked off and sent his semen to the hospital or something, and they used this to impregnant my mum. My dad would have a son without knowing, and he would still be a virgin because he didn’t have directly sex with my mum. Then let’s say 18 years later my mum and dad marry and don’t have sex for some reason, so I have time to lose virginity before my dad. I didn’t know it’s actually possible
Replay the same time 🧐😭😭😭😭😭😡🤣 also be used in a new piano and violin lessons about it but I am not sure what to do u know if it's not even a little more than one larger than me and smiling and laughing at me and I said I would like to visit our frequently asked questions about the pope disappearing from the banana chips and salsa and chips and dip and the general medias constructs the time and I am
@Dylan Stewart yeah, it reads like he's meant to be a hypocrite when there's nothing hypocritical about what he did, it was just dumb to follow Reddit advice (which I'm sure he now knows)
If he did that now: Charlie: "Thank you beautiful." Woman: "Oh" *blushes and calls her twin sister and they both fall in love with him* Charlie: "Charlie, you did it." *flicks hair*
Either that or she blushes from her blood boiling because of how offended she is and calls the cops instead of her sister and instead of falling in love, she pushes for a sexual assault charge.. I mean it could go either way 🙃
Everyone in college was terrible at first. Not until your senior year did the real personality come through. Wait till all the clowns in grad school. Ugh
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It's so fucking weird to see your post on Wham!'s Everything she Wants and then end up seeing a post under one of Charlies videos. I feel like you're following me bruh.
Thanks beautiful, if said the right way to a person of your age range (or older, older women like it) and don't try to say it like your james bond, but just kinda in a half joking kinda way, it's pretty effective. Calling a girl beautiful is not creepy lmao. It really all in how you say it. If you try to say it like youre in a romantic comedy is when it gets cringey. Or it's an adult saying so to sophomore in highschool.
@@GAMESTERVISION yeah, as long as you don't try to say it like james bond, and say it casually in a half kinda joking way, and can pull that tone off, it's totally not creepy at all. It's kinda like the ol yawning trick, if you play it off as a playful joke, it's rather effective haha, ( If you're on a date or whatever, not just throw your arm around women randomly of course lol) If you're kinda making fun of your own lack of clever game. Shows your interested, without being pushy, and without the pressure. And gives women the ability to kinda just smile about it and laugh it off if they aren't interested. Instead of making them cringe and making them uncomfortable.
Your stories sound exactly as things i would have done and the process of thought you had in those experiences sounds really simiilar to mines with things now, so thank you charli for being there to give me advices and make me laugh from things that you've experienced in your life cause u had no one to do the same thing you do now to help others, so by that thank you this is much appriciated
Charlie: says “thank you beautiful” GameStop girl:”oh” Charlie: runs away GameStop girl: hey boss I need a raise I’m getting tired of being called beautiful from random virgins
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All jokes aside, you probably made her day, Charlie lol. The first time someone called me beautiful was when I was walking down the street wearing a new dress and it was just a simple, “nice dress beautiful!” As he strolled on by. That really made my day. For a lot of people out there, just randomly getting a compliment is something you remember for a long time, especially if it was done it a manner that isn’t creepy or pervy
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"Losing virginity before dad" actually made me think about it. Technically it's possible if a child is adopted by a man. Boy that's hilarious and I'm not sorry.
It's amazing how much Charlie has developed in the last 8 years. From being the awkward anime dude to being the lean mean killing machine alpha chad he is today. Truly shows anyone can make it. Love you man
This is so good. His storytelling videos are WAY underrated, and he successfully managed to make me cringe with a story told in front of a facecam. Absolute masterpiece.
Just don't think about girls in dating way and be chill about it, that's how you're not being a weirdo and will have more chances having normal girls interested in u because that's jus thow it goes - it needs to be natural, not forced - the harder you try, the bigger chance you lose, because gals don't like desperate folks and am speaking it as a gal. personally i don't think about dating at all, only sometimes randomly see a chill guy as in simply chill guy and think "i could date him" and then go on with my day not even thinking abt it again it's just this casual, that's why ya can't force it
Little did she know that random guy would become a lead role in the hit film The Hunger Games Monkingjay as well as a best selling author, voice actor, and proffesional yugioh card collector
And a chess champion.
And the ultimate life speedrunner
th-cam.com/video/88_9yKnjLqE/w-d-xo.html ok
And the revolver god of fortnite
And Jesus
His acting is so Incredible he almost made me think he used to be virgin
*insert hunger games joke*
Don trust his lies
He was born a non virgin
didn’t everyone?
yeah i was in a chick before i was born then i was born
"Are you a member of Gamestop PowerPlus Ultra Program?" Sounds like she's the one flirting here
Ikr like how obvious could she be? Such a flirt, practically all over him.
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
One time this girl in public asked me, “where is the bathroom?”
Damn calm down, I’m not ready to commit to marriage, we barely know each other
Press X to doubt.
There’s no way she wasn’t
Sounds exactly like a Reddit story except at the end it would read "I told the girl she was beautiful and ran away, now she's sitting right next to me as I write this and we're celebrating our 6th wedding anniversary"
Couldn’t be more accurate, Mr. Lincoln
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
*celebrating our 6th wedding anniversary at the opera
“And everyone clapped.”
As a socially active reddit user, I can confirm this is exactly what happens
The only thing worse than being socially incompetent is being socially incompetent with confidence
Shit, this whole social shabang is a big ass learning curve
This is a incredibly truthful statement.
Confidence + Ineptness = Awkward.
Dont be that guy.
@@christop3 the problem is you won't notice you're that guy cuz you're inept
I rather be a socially awkward introvert than a narcissistic extrovert sociopath
@@unofficialfr3dfo041 Thats fair, but I do feel if people make grimacing faces you probably should have some form of perspective on that lol.
They say till this day the GameStop queen sits on her throne, awaiting her king's return.
This comment is better than the rest.
Underrated Comment
@@Lil-Stupid- thank you
@High Definition Lesson numba 1 in the wilderness: to expect the unexpected
Bend the knee, Charlie.
"her three twin sisters" doesn't get enough credit.
How did I just now realize that that sentence does not make sense one bit
👁️👄👁️
Nero
oh yes
@Nero then theyre not twins
@Nero maybe he misworded it wrong
Her three twin sisters so she'd be the fourth.
But i think he meant triplets
Or she had three twin sisters maybe and she wasn't one
How did a socialy inept teen become this suave master wordsmith
Simple, belle delphine's gamer bathwater. He is now a chad thx to it.
@@thelostlaundrysocks1818 idk man that would probably make things worse
Character development
Confidence and trial and error. Most people who say they are socially inept aren't really. They just lack practice. Unless you have severe autism there's potential for growth for who you are around others
@@ryanorourke701 exactly. people tend to call themselves "introverts" as a way to incorporate their lack of social confidence into their personality. in reality, it's a very solvable issue with trial and error. speaking from experience.
“I haven’t earned the right to look my GameStop queen in the eye yet”
I felt that
That’s some top tier simping right there
@@alexk2352 true but it was funny to hear
Man your an S tier simp
@@melu0o shhhh
Y'all acting as if y'all minds have never been blow away by a girl
Charlie is normalising embarrassment and I didn't know it was possible.
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Ceres waiting for this comment to blow up
@Henry Glasscock emmabresd
Nobody is normalizing anything, stfu
@@colgate_666 did you just crawl from the depths of reddit
Girl: are you a member of the GameStop program?
Young Charlie: that’s a strange way to say you’ll pick me up at 9
Underrated comment lmao
1k like
No that’s Charlie now. A complete Chad alpha
Damn imma use it for a girl😂😂 wish me luck🤚
@@POHreeg ur nametag smells like failure
"oh" she said while blushing, turning around to call her three equally beautiful sisters from the back just to realize D’Artagnan has left
Charlie: “thanks, beautiful”
Cashier: “Oh-“
**GameStop door jingles**
Reverse flash (and or zoom) stolen Charlie cuz they were afraid of His abilities and didnt want him to become too op like he is today
Lmaooo
The door jingle sound playing in my head made me lol when I read this 😂
She's still looking for the boy she met in that fateful encounter till this day
th-cam.com/video/gn8TnOA4fXY/w-d-xo.html
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charlie doesn’t get enough credit for his storytelling abilities. Felt like I was standing there watching it happen. True talent
He is a great orator in general
What did you expect from an award winning actor from the hunger games
th-cam.com/video/Dnqr8Rl7Lho/w-d-xo.html .
Well he is a published author
@@kanati1133 lmao
i can imagine what the security footage looked like while he was there.
Lmao
I’d kill for that shit
Pay some top dollar to see that shit
He would look nothing like he does now.
OMG lol
We dont laugh at him. We cry with him. We laugh with him. This man is a legend.
Oh, Arch Enemy 😁🤘
He even insults himself creatively
he is jesus so
Keanu christ
@@balls3583 exactly. it can’t be overused because it’s so god damn funny
@@theblueberry-milkcow6372 Wobbufet used MIRROR MOVE
As do i.
Why does Charlie's life sound like an actual anime
probably watamote
@@michaelrichardson3834 difference is the main character in watamote probably doesn't turn into a trad, she doesn't even seem to want to do anything in the future.
@@MeteorJunk all i can say is go read the manga; i thought it was quite good however the usual scanlation stopped.
You probably watched too much anime
Because it is
It's incredibly hard to believe that Charlie, the man who is literally testosterone in human form, the God of Masculinity, was once a virgin
Just makes him better
Please change your anime profile picture into something like the letter b
bob bar I could or I could stick with this one
@@bobbar8168 the Boulder!
I know it's not easy but don't let him deceive you, he was never a virgin.
“Are you a member of Gamestop Power Plus Program?”
Charlie: She’s going off script
Actually she’s on script
*removes propellor hat from Amazon shopping cart
*Removes fake cigarette from amazon shopping cart*
aww haha XD
Hahaha
They are still cool tho
*inserts propeller hat and fake cigars into amazon cart
Charlie: You’re beautiful.
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Charlie: *now you have 2.*
Ah yes, F L E R T
as the wise Æsir said himself: "God I hope no one takes this advice..."
Gruigi? ... Hahahaha
*J e s u s C h a d*
*Cha Cha Real Smooth*
As a girl who worked at GameStop, this was like Vietnam flashbacks.
bruh lowkey i dont know why people think flirting with people while they're working is a good idea. like people are trying to make money not friends lmao
@@CadillacJak mate i-...how does anyone respond to that
does this kind of stuff happen a lot?
@@yoshikagekira3659 Agreed.
@@sklizzy3125 yup, when you’re a female it happens constantly no matter where you are
Is it just me or does sitting on Charlie’s lap whilst he recites a story of his past in front of a warm glowing fireplace sound like the best time ever
tf
uhhh yeah
Holup
grandpa
He's a pretty good storyteller.
That girl is lucky to meet the star actor of Hunger Games, a chess master and a world record holder involving sex toys
And monkey nuts collector
I'm new here, what's this world record?
Ehem ehem *GRAND MASTER*
Ella Tenembaum all of them
in the Hunger Games, which one is Charlie?
Peeta Melark?
As someone with zero social capabilities, this is weirdly inspiring.
just dont be lol
@@jusu8961 holy shit I'm cured thanks
I am 13 and I think I have social anxiety. I don’t know how to create a conversation, and if I somehow did create one, I wouldn’t know what else to say. This scares me.
same bro, I've had some god awful Highschool memories I still remember. None of them are as bad as some of Charlie's stories. It gives me inspiration that you can go from 0 social capabilities to a functioning member of society.
@@xxchickengodz2177 I'm 30 and I still struggle with it. Don't be like me. Figure out how to get confidence speaking to people. Go a little at a time. If it doesn't work there's not really a downside. Trust me when I say it's a muscle you need to exercise, but it's not a skill that you're incapable of learning. I just wish it didn't take me this long to learn it.
this is giving me flashbacks to when a dude in high school rode up to me on a razor scooter, looked me up and down, and proceeded to say "you know those anime girls? you look like an anime girl." and then scooted away....that's something I'll never forget
This is a story if I've ever seen one
scooted away
@@pohorex6834 well it is florida so its not too surprising
That's funny i was compared to an anime boy myself when i was in highschool. Didn't know if I was supposed to take it as a compliment or an insult
On a scale of 9-10 how wet did it make you? 😂
charlie is so good at story telling that i could pick up every detail of the environment, the musty smell of the 4 year uncleaned carpet, the sweat water falling on the ground, the games on the shelf, the game he bought... logic machines for the DS, the awkwardness of the “oh” as it vibrates in young charlie’s empty skull, the 500 meter dash to charlie’s car, the 2 year old target next to the gamestop, the rain falling as charlie jogged while dying inside, it was a true anime moment
I said '"Hey Mamacita" to a girl at work and got fired later that day.
This, is comedy. Thank you.
LOL
Marsellus Wallace has had brothers thrown off the roof for less than that.
Ooof
I ugly laughed at this. This comment section is gold:
I once told a girl that she was beautiful. She really appreciated it and called out her 3 equally hot sisters. We all fell in love and now I have 4-ways everyday.
I assume you were starring in a cheap porn video.
Same happened to me with similar result. It’s honestly more common end game than people think. If only he didn’t runaway in the end...
I deadass thought you was about to say "she called out her 3 boyfriends" and I was about slap this fat F on ya
And then you turned off your hentai game
Sisters?
She missed out on the chance of dating the famous actor from hunger games.
I know this is a joke, but like imagine if shes a fan of charily now and watches this and was like fml
L Dev she’s literally his girlfriend now, no joke
and the critically-acclaimed porn poet
*What might’ve been a possibility*
Charlie : Thank you beautiful
GameStop Girl : *OH* And you look really handsome, wanna hang out after my shift?
Charlie : *Doesn’t hear the sentence after the “oh” and naruto runs outta the situation*
We can all dream
He is objectively a good looking person. Has the Keanu Reeves look.
"Women rejects Jesus at GameStop, Instantly regrets her decision."
Whats up DHAR MANN FAaaAAAAM
@@Doomguy617 I fucking knew it!
You see...
Lmaooo I'm addicted watching Dharmann
Charlie's life is a Dhar Mann story
I like the GameStop stories
Yes
I don't like
Dang 80 likes in 3min
Are you STILL spamming comments like you did years ago?
Jesus dude
Dam bro you fell off..
As a woman who works at GameStop: this is accurate.
Oh
@Gurbanguly yes they do. Who doesnt like a compliment. Just say it cause you mean it.
jake phride you’re beautiful.
@@danksbrother thx
@@suecli8131 welcome
I just realized how well versed Charlie is in literature, he often makes remarks to pieces of litterateur and art that most viewers wouldn’t know about.
Woman ignores future TH-camr, lives to regret their decision.
this vid is trending only because of that lol
Correction: Woman ignores future God, lives to regret their decision.
doubtful.
Correction: Woman ignores jesus, lives to regret their decision
YoutubER,theIR,make up your mind. Is it singular or plural?
“That’s when she said it. Looked me dead in the face and said “cash or credit” and I *JIZZED IN MY PANTS* “
The lonely island. One of the greats
😂😂😂
Mop up on aisle 3
I jizz right in my pants everytime you're next to me
Lmao when he said that line i fuckin said that haha cash or credit
I see this as an absolute W. Instead of letting the girl respond and potentially let you down, crushing your self confidence, you run away before she gets the chance and then you remain single on your own accord. I will take this video as a gospel teaching and apply it to my daily life.
K. I subbed waiting for the cult I mean tutorial
Epic Reddit strategy.😎
this is the biggest L you can imagine unless you want to be forever alone. The only W here is that he learned to stop being a fucking idiot.
I'm sorry, your comment had 911 likes but it was so good I had to ruin that number...
from a girl who gets flirted with quite a bit:
it feels good to be called beautiful. even if i had already been hit on 5 times that day, someone coming in and genuinely saying im beautiful would definitely brighten up my day.
of course, charlie’s delivery couldve been a little better, but at least it wasnt in a sexual way
i dont get why woman dont like that isnt it the same thing.
@@Nakamako1 Saying it in a "sexual" way likely refers to body language, like staring at the boba or rubbing the coiled snake while saying it. Now, I'm exaggerating a bit, but it should be fine if you don't have the mindset of getting laid right after that line. Just say it in passing, with the same nonchalance as stating "The weather is rainy today.", and it definitely won't pass off as creepy or insincere.
Wait wh-what? People actually flirt with sexual intentions!? That's so weird and obvious at the same time, smh
"Florida Man tries to pick up woman at Gamestop even though he has no game."
😂Underrated comment
he bought one for 3$, remember
That’s a bar
Lmao
This deserves more attention
"I lost virginity before my dad" I lost it there
Stop
@@exodusdaisys627 no
@@exodusdaisys627 no
@@rockbolt9232 damn I didn’t know other people where losers
@@exodusdaisys627 lol it’s just fun to do😂
“Congratulations, your Reddit account has been successfully created”
ok
Lmao
Hahahaha
Nice
Ok
This dude sole handedly saved millions of kids from cringey puberty taking example from the wrong places. Hell might’ve avoided a couple future serial killers in the process as well. Deserves the nobel peace prize imo.
the crazy thing is that it's possible that this is actually true💀
I can image an 18 year old flinging his arms back as he sprinted out of Gamestop, all captured on CCTV
Running like Fred the og youtuber
😂
write this on that A.I. that generates images
Ohh my God!! That would be amazing.
@@yoshiagiota5299 do not!! Just get an actor to do it
The ultimate plot twist is that the cashier is his present-day girlfriend, a happy ending to surely make even the most hardened criminals cry
True story
And then he wakes up
bro why is my screen getting blurry
No.
@@shannond1511 Yes
I had a girlfriend and every time I’d try to compliment her it would come out really awkward like “I like your... I love your eyes... and your... everything else” anyways on an unrelated note she dumped me over text
dont worry my first girlfriend didn't even break up with me, her friend did
At least you’ve had one before
RizzRizz Joe “You guys are getting girlfriends?”
ha i wonder what a real human relationship feels like
dad dy depression
6:35 made me choke on water lmao. I was not expecting that to be the conclusive statement of the situation
I bet she's mad rn cause she just turned out one of the leading voice actors in the upcoming hit series killer bean
Not only that but also the lead actor in hunger games
We don't even know if she turned down the supreme confidence of this chad. She probably still "oh"s every time she's reminded if this running man.
This comment made me smile
@@Yotrymp sounds like a Saiki K reference
th-cam.com/video/Dnqr8Rl7Lho/w-d-xo.html.
Her: "Thanks for shopping at Gamestop"
Charlie looking down.......Charlie pulls his head up
Charlie: "Thank you beautiful"
Her: "oh"
Her: "hey weren't you in hunger ga-"
Charlie sprints away
Yes
Whoa are you from the new Killer Bean?
Wait a minute, aren't you the greatest Chess Grandmaster?
The pain of a professional actor
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
The girl: “Are you a member of GameStop power plus ultra program?”
Charlie: *anakin, start panakkin, I don’t have a plannakin*
Bro WHAT?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Stfu
@@january2627 .
What the hell😂😂😂😂😂😂
Eminem lmao
Thank god Charlie is such a good story teller, because the stories about his past make me have so much second hand embarrassment
She said “oh” because she wasn’t prepared for how moist Charlie made her
Oh, the irony that these bait sex bots are commenting on this.
@@morelia1028 hes even making robots fry their panty circuits with his game
SpeedySnake lmao for real
Honestly I don't blame her, Charlie is a god of seduction
M o i s t
Imagine the woman from gamestop has a TH-cam Video telling this story but in her point of view.
Woman:and the guy just ran off
I could imagine that
Imagine her watching this video right now
woman: i didnt even get to tell him he was cute, such a shame
"I was gonna say, oh, you're quite handsome yourself! And then we were going to go home and play used games and do all sorts of stuff like my anime fantasies were going to play out like I dreamed, but before I could get anything else out, he runs away! I'm watching this stud just bolt on out of the store telling myself, oh? Oh?!? Oh, what an awful way to start anything! Why couldn't I say *well, sexy* and make it sound alluring? I was driving home telling myself that he says it to all the GameStop girls and I was just his next target" - her probably.
@@classydays43 LMFAO
The fact that he wanted to call a girl beautiful and not just say something weirdly pervy is actually really wholesome
I mean saying something pervy to a girl you don't know is generally considered a bad move. You said it like it's a normal thing that people often do.
@@zahard1732 well it IS a normal thing that most men do...
@@fairoadiary I dunno... We must be around different men or something
@@zahard1732 lol it is
@@zahard1732 well i live in a city and practically every male that you walk by as a female catcalls you even if you're really fucking ugly.
it makes me feel better that even god tier men like Charlie still get anxiety like the rest of us
i'd like to think Charlie is telling all these embarrassing stories so that when he eventually runs for office, these stories won't be able to be leaked
Ngl, if he did run for office he’d have my vote easily
@@peachiequeen3897 oh, of course
will he conduct drone strikes on antigamers ?
@@breastmilkgaming He will conduct grease strikes, with the grease coming straight from his hair.
@Ruseau becoming president
"Some say I lost my virginity before my dad" 😂😂
lol
Lmao love this man
Actually it would be possible. Let’s say my dad jerked off and sent his semen to the hospital or something, and they used this to impregnant my mum. My dad would have a son without knowing, and he would still be a virgin because he didn’t have directly sex with my mum. Then let’s say 18 years later my mum and dad marry and don’t have sex for some reason, so I have time to lose virginity before my dad.
I didn’t know it’s actually possible
@@manofgod7622 ...
@@manofgod7622 That’s some quantum shit right there, also...
*why*
Charlie: asks girls out
Girl: I have a boyfriend
Charlie: now you have a manfriend too
Jesus friend
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Smooth
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i love this man, he sacrifices his embarrassing stories just to make everybody feel good about themselfes
“I looked like a freshly born baby covered in amniotic fluid” is such a random yet accurate analogy to gelled up hair LMAOO
Replay the same time 🧐😭😭😭😭😭😡🤣 also be used in a new piano and violin lessons about it but I am not sure what to do u know if it's not even a little more than one larger than me and smiling and laughing at me and I said I would like to visit our frequently asked questions about the pope disappearing from the banana chips and salsa and chips and dip and the general medias constructs the time and I am
@@jacobarmour6325 What the actual
@@danjab3166 bro i actually don't understand wtf past me was doing with this reply honestly
@@jacobarmour6325 You must have been on that good shit
@@jacobarmour6325 this is so relatable
I bet that employee feels like she missed out because she just got called beautiful by Jesus himself.
that why you get cards made with your phone number and give them to any chick you want to date.
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@@Joker-no1fz oof
Don’t compare him to Jesus. He’s great and all, but he’s nothing like Charlie.
*cough* ewan mcgregor *cough*
Charlie: *Needs dating advice*
Also Charlie: *goes to reddit for it and then GameStop to enact it*
b
Might as well ask a crackhead for advice on how to succeed on college.
F L O R I D A M A N
@Dylan Stewart Bruh your life adds nothing new to the conversation
@Dylan Stewart yeah, it reads like he's meant to be a hypocrite when there's nothing hypocritical about what he did, it was just dumb to follow Reddit advice (which I'm sure he now knows)
5:27 charlie spitting some lines
I can't unhear that now
Mero power her bhai
😂😂Ikr lucky gurl
Wow these never get old 😐
@@fergalkidd91 alright bro we get it you hate old jokes
TheSauerkraut lmfao jokes on you I still laughed no matter how old this is
@@fergalkidd91 almost as funny as toast malone 😐
Plot twist: Tiana is the Gamestop girl.
Cool
@Ace Perfect Why is it controversial?
Less goo
I was literally just gonna type the exact statement
Less goo
If he did that now:
Charlie: "Thank you beautiful."
Woman: "Oh" *blushes and calls her twin sister and they both fall in love with him*
Charlie: "Charlie, you did it." *flicks hair*
I dunno about that lmao
*bring forth The Holy Hand Grenade*
Either that or she blushes from her blood boiling because of how offended she is and calls the cops instead of her sister and instead of falling in love, she pushes for a sexual assault charge.. I mean it could go either way 🙃
@@maxluong2 Are you doubting The Great Dollar Store John Wick.
Na since he lives in Florida he would be rejected because he wold be wearing a mask
1:56 "the blind leading the blind"
Charlie: *asks for advise*
Reddit: *gives advise* „do you trust me?“
Charlie: „with every cell in my body“
advice
U asked Reddit for how to spell advice didn't you?
@@rokuyasu9143 He also asked for how to use quotation marks.
@@hat3rgaming959 they're actually correctly put... if the sentence was German
@@solus8685 or japanese
I hope that she sees this lmao
why?? u know she'll realize what she lost.
@@thumbshurting2956 she lost a youtuber with millions of subs never monitized lmao
@@bryanrnl208 Im sure dude makes money somehow off his fame.
@@andydomonkos8308 twitch.tv/moistcr1tikal
bet she wishes she ran after him now
furry
@@decaffeinatedafrican5997 african
furry
Furry
Furry
Charlie is the biggest example of how people change over time.
It’s a miracle how he did not stutter
dare devil shhhh no need to get so political
Trained proffesional
@dare devil I put my fake cigarette in my mouth and salute you, fellow greaseball
Everyone in college was terrible at first. Not until your senior year did the real personality come through. Wait till all the clowns in grad school. Ugh
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It's so fucking weird to see your post on Wham!'s Everything she Wants and then end up seeing a post under one of Charlies videos. I feel like you're following me bruh.
You went from 1 million views per vid to less than 500
You’re always here
@@michaeljackson8390 we found the college crack head
“thanks beautiful” is something old men say to teenage girls😬
Yeah, very cringey and creepy 🤮
Even if they don't mean it in that way it still gives those pedo vibes
Naw if done right and you don't look like some ugly weirdo, "thanks beautiful" can be a powerful tool.
Reply with ok old
Thanks beautiful, if said the right way to a person of your age range (or older, older women like it) and don't try to say it like your james bond, but just kinda in a half joking kinda way, it's pretty effective.
Calling a girl beautiful is not creepy lmao. It really all in how you say it. If you try to say it like youre in a romantic comedy is when it gets cringey. Or it's an adult saying so to sophomore in highschool.
@@GAMESTERVISION yeah, as long as you don't try to say it like james bond, and say it casually in a half kinda joking way, and can pull that tone off, it's totally not creepy at all.
It's kinda like the ol yawning trick, if you play it off as a playful joke, it's rather effective haha, ( If you're on a date or whatever, not just throw your arm around women randomly of course lol) If you're kinda making fun of your own lack of clever game. Shows your interested, without being pushy, and without the pressure. And gives women the ability to kinda just smile about it and laugh it off if they aren't interested. Instead of making them cringe and making them uncomfortable.
Your stories sound exactly as things i would have done and the process of thought you had in those experiences sounds really simiilar to mines with things now, so thank you charli for being there to give me advices and make me laugh from things that you've experienced in your life cause u had no one to do the same thing you do now to help others, so by that thank you this is much appriciated
Charlie: says “thank you beautiful”
GameStop girl:”oh”
Charlie: runs away
GameStop girl: hey boss I need a raise I’m getting tired of being called beautiful from random virgins
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“My name is Charlie White, and I am the fastest man alive”
Whenever I hear the intro, this will be all I remember
Ahhh wiree
And on that day, I am sure he was.
J.K the Cowling lmao I’m proud of that
dodododododododododododododododo
doooooo doooo
The title sounds like what “cool kid” in first grade would tell his friends
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@@A_Distraction no
Reminds me of Jay from the Inbetweeners
Lol practically yess
It literally is
I love his openness about these subjects. He is a great storyteller honestly.
All jokes aside, you probably made her day, Charlie lol. The first time someone called me beautiful was when I was walking down the street wearing a new dress and it was just a simple, “nice dress beautiful!” As he strolled on by. That really made my day. For a lot of people out there, just randomly getting a compliment is something you remember for a long time, especially if it was done it a manner that isn’t creepy or pervy
Nice comment beautiful
I guess you are a pretty kitty.
Levi ay you in?
@@Levi-dy5un cha cha real smooth
Underrated comment
The cringe was strong, but damn if it makes me feel better knowing even Jesus was once a pleb like us. Inspiring!
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What if God was one of us?
@@EagleZtoTheGrave what if he's inside us without consent?
Giovanni drinking that water
@@domenicopastore1721 *drinkwater
I'm just imagining him walking around with a propeller hat talking to women.
hahahaha
"Grab on and hold tight, beautiful. I'll give this propeller a twirl and fly us to the moon"
With a psychonauts necklace and some strobelite glasses
I swear charlie describing his stories are way too funny his vocabulary never runs out.
gamestop girl:
Charlie: So do you come here often?
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@@michaeljackson8390 no
@@michaeljackson8390 no
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@@michaeljackson8390 no
"Losing virginity before dad" actually made me think about it. Technically it's possible if a child is adopted by a man. Boy that's hilarious and I'm not sorry.
Huh you actually have a good point
Or if mom uses a sperm donor
We acting like Jesus didn't smash before his dad? God can't have sex therefore virgin. Thats why people bow down to the Chad Heyzeus.
I'm sorry I can not like this comment. I can't ruin 699, I don't have the strength to do it.
It's a jesus joke
The fake cigarette thing is probably the most hardest thing I’ve seen Charlie admit but much respect
“Do you know how sad that is?!” That quote killed me😂
When he said “well Charlie we did it, we made that employee feel uncomfortable”
I spat my food out. Wasn’t expecting that😂
It's amazing how much Charlie has developed in the last 8 years. From being the awkward anime dude to being the lean mean killing machine alpha chad he is today. Truly shows anyone can make it.
Love you man
Yeah I was as awkward as Charlie in my youth so maybe one day I'll grow up to be the chad he is.
Although unfortunately I am 4 years older than him.
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Drunken Hobo if youre being serious, i recommend working out. it just makes you feel better about yourself and helps overall, thats what helped me.
gellyphish I really gotta get into that more. College just kinda dumped a shitload on me and there ain’t enough time
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This dude is really really funny.
His dry humor and delivery are excellent.
you're laughing, he mustered up the courage to confess and you're laughing
@@morphinetyme yes
the deadpan delivery is second to none
I used to be a huge anime fan lol I even had that emo hair
Ah, another episode in the legendary tale of Charlie terrorizing women in his town.
.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is so good. His storytelling videos are WAY underrated, and he successfully managed to make me cringe with a story told in front of a facecam. Absolute masterpiece.
I’m tapping out at the 3 minute mark. This story is just too brutal, Charlie.
I lasted up to 5.
@@mcgibs i watched the entire thing
I think i blanked out several times he was talking so
he told the girl she was beautiful and then she said thanks for shopping at gamestop
this is one of his lighter stories I lasted till the end
Your advice ultimately boils down to "dont be a weirdo"
I NEED MORE THAN THAT CHARLIE
69th like, nice
High Definition You would say that, Being HD. Must be pretty fucking convenient for you.
High Definition Lol 😂 High definition, But low self esteem, its lonely at the top :(
Just don't think about girls in dating way and be chill about it, that's how you're not being a weirdo and will have more chances having normal girls interested in u because that's jus thow it goes - it needs to be natural, not forced - the harder you try, the bigger chance you lose, because gals don't like desperate folks
and am speaking it as a gal. personally i don't think about dating at all, only sometimes randomly see a chill guy as in simply chill guy and think "i could date him" and then go on with my day not even thinking abt it again
it's just this casual, that's why ya can't force it
The goth girl at GameStop rejected me...
Going for a ride to clear my mind.
Of a mountain? That would wipe it clean
Cultured comment
F, sorry to hear that
proceeds to drive on the wrong side of the road
Then he scooted away
as someone who has been a lifeguard and a waitress, i would really appreciate someone like you. keep your heads up kings 👑
charlie running away was actually probably his best decision in this whole story
It's the big brain of chad moves
👌
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@@agarykane2127 I miss the original
Immediately reminded of Napolean Dynamite.
“*She’s going off script, I wasn’t ready for this!”*
I was waiting for Charlie to say, "and that woman's name was Tiana."
Yh me too
She is cute.
Good Ending
and that woman's name was Albert Einstein
I friggin love how self aware this dude is.