@@DekkarJr "I'm going to be humble, I'm not the greatest mathematician of all time, Tesla was miles a head of me, but according to my calculations, Charlie made an oopsie poopsie" -Albert Einsteen
Just imagine trying to talk to a guy you're into, he keeps quiet, and then suddenly just takes off his necklace, puts it over his eyes, turns on some strobe lights, and just stares at you.
seems like the quiet ignoring treatment actually worked on her for a while, many dumb girls low key like being treated like they dont exist. But when it was too much she probably just thought he must be autistic.
@@pauledchampion how the fuck does that make me an incel? Its literally a fact. I had a bitch follow me around all campus just because I ignored her. It only made her clingier. Same goes to many guys I know. A lot of girls with daddy issues are like this. The only real incel who has no experience with women must be you.
In 8th grade i used to sit like Near(because I thought that sitting like L would be too obvious), used to do the finger in hair thing and was playing with pencils during lessons as if I was building something with them(similar to what L and Near were doing..)
Well, by admitting them he is also saying that he is no longer that person. So it could be the opposite of embarrassing. He could be PROUD of all the shit he did for the exact reason. Also, like damn. How does such a fucked up child turn to a moderately normal adult.
One thing I did which makes me super cringe is that I use to walk around and sway my arms and shoulders like I was some kind of bodybuilder hunk, when I was the complete opposite, fortunately that ended when some kid asked why I walked like some wannabe gangster
Not gonna lie I had the friend who did magic tricks at every party. People loved it. Never got old over the years. He worked at a bar and did it for customers. They loved it too. Would leave yelp reviews specifically because they liked it. We used to get high all the time together. He passed tho. Miss that guy.
@@ek6352 It's about the intent though. If someone is doing magic because they are passionate about it, it's fun and unique.If they do it with the intent to be mysterious magic man it colors everything and makes it wierd.
@@samphillips8188 yeah at first i thought it would be fun to bring a deck of cards to parties or smth and do tricks, but to impress your crush? i thought it was just to show it off to your friends
No no, he wanted to be the secondary protagonist; the one that is cooler, smarter, and usually seems more skilled than MC but always ends up losing to MC by some stroke of luck pulled out of MCs rectum or by the powers of love and friendship.
Ronin Himura why are you replying to a comment from 6 months ago like the person even remembers writing it? and why do you even think that? you're so cool, calling people online morons! get a life maybe?
When I heard the " You know I can't talk about that, dad" I instinctively paused the video, took my headphones out my ears, rubbed my eyes for good measure and couldn't stop laughing, my mom thought I was possessed because my laugh got stuck on my throat and I was just shaking. It hit so close to home, dam that's something I could've done I think, and it is now my favorite quote ever. Thank you for that.
actually with charlie being so hot a fedora would work. after all, the equation for fedoras is c = 2(x-4) where c is how cool you look and x is how attractive you are on a scale of 10
In my first semester of college a blond chick that sat next to me in psychology asked me if I wanted to study with her after class and my dumbass literally just quietly tried to study while sitting right next to her in the library. She obviously didn't care about studying and just wanted to talk to me and we no joke sat in the library next to each other in dead silence for an hour because I was too socially awkward to get the hint or to speak😂
An ex of mine asked me to "fix her computer" and when I got to her house, her dad was gone and she was dressed provocatively. So we went to her room, I fixed her computer, and left. I still remember before I left she asked me if "that was it?" And I still didn't get the hint. This was like 4 years ago now. Edit: computer problem was that she needed to update graphics drivers. She definitely knew how to do that.
Your friendship with Kaia really did save you from going down the darkest timeline. Turns out anime was right about the power of friendship after all...
Damn I have a classmate that acted like that for YEARS and finally in our senior year we started talking and I learned the truth about him, that he was, and still is, a really shy nerd.
556x44 i guess but people have expectations of you when you are attractive and when they approach you and you are not at all what people expected you to be like, its an odd feeling lol
@@GeraltofRivia22 Oh, I see! You are certainly an astute fellow, old chap. When you become a modern day Sherlock Holmes, I will say: "You know, one of his earliest deductions was to me in the youtube comments section. Remember that website? Remember websites?? Yeah but anyway I had a a miniscule part in that guy's development as a genius in our time!"
I don't even remember Sasuke wearing a scarf. Some of the other ninjas did but I don't remember him ever doing that. Sasuke did have the most unique outfits though.
I'm always that "meh, casuals" guy. It was actually good because I have good grades and I looked like I've done better, making people thinking I can do very great. The only thing I say I am extremely good at is Mario kart 7. I put like 170 hours in that game.
Mika Rose Jesus I'm glad I was never like this. Didn't start watching anime until it was too late for it to contaminate my view of how socializing is supposed to look I guess.
Poor Charlie, the illusion that the weirdo reclusive "mysterious" guy always gets girls in anime exists BECAUSE those animes are written by THE weirdo guy who doesn't' know how to interact with girls and just wishes that was a thing hahaa
Not a fan of the Official Podcast I see. I forget which episode but in one of them he mentions when going through puberty he freaked out when learning about boners or something and felt so guilty he asked his old man if it was okay to jerk off. Charlie is hands down one of my favourite youtubers but holy fuck he was an awkward kid.
whenever i feel embarrassed about something i did in the past, i'm going to watch this video. of all the many cringy moments i've had in the past, nothing can amount to this. charlie is like jesus dying on the embarrassment cross so we can be forgiven for our sins.
Somewhere out there is a man wearing a biker jacket with cards poking out the poket crying in the pouring rain as he watches this video on his phone ignoring people asking whats wrong.
Thank god for that, because he would have been constantly having to save her life until she switched majors to pre-med and suddenly actually became useful.
This gives me hope for everyone here. If Charlie can transform from emo “mysterious” college boy into Jesus Christ himself, then that gives me hope for the weebiest of weebs
Man, ive had alot of embarrassing shit happen to me in my life, alot of shit i used to look back on and shudder, but you make me feel better about that. Thank you charlie.
@@Leviathan1619 In ninth grade i use to act pretty much like sasuke only for the most part and tbf that was just me trying to hide my social anxiety and awkwardness, which was throughout the whole 2019 and so, i still am scared of girls doe
I knew a guy in 8th grade who was almost exactly like this. He always wore black, carried a different deck of cards every day, and had a fedora obsession
The best part about this is that most of us went through that at age 12, it even has a word to describe this stage in life, 8th grade syndrome. Doing that at age 19 is just... hardcore.
"You know we can't talk about that dad" as a reply to such an easy question makes you sound like it was such an emotional question you couldn't bare to talk about it. That girl was probably thinking woah this guy has some huge emo problems lol
The funniest part about all these stories is that it's not like the DIDN'T work it's that he commited even after the girls would become curious and talk to him. Ultimate gamer move
DUDE. there was a guy at my community college who carried a deck of cards around and would ambush me and my friends in the hall and we would watch his tricks just to humor him. We always tried to avoid him that's crazy
It makes me feel better about myself to think that whenever I remember awkward moments they are just little awkward things, while there are people out there who have to remember entire years of awkwardness.
I've seen where that pfp is from before, it's about a schoolgirl or something that gets fucked by boys because she wants to be class president, she doesn't like it at first but as it goes on she gets accustomed to it
I can imagine the alternate reality where Charlie still thinks that being weeb trash is still cool and his channel is used pretty much exclusively for showing us his extensive anime memorabilia collection on a stock 2 megapixel laptop camera.
This was absolutley F’ing hilarious. I love the current confidence and self security he has to make these videos with such honesty. They both serve as a comedy and cautionary tale. We’ve all had our troubles with fitting in and trying to be appealing to others and have done so in our own way. But the silent anime trope will always get a chuckle out of me, don’t blame him the way they’re portrayed in Japanese culture lol.
Don't feel too bad about it, Charlie. At college, I saw this kind of behavior several times. The best (or worst) was this one guy at my writing club who would always bring in the most generically "dark" pieces. Every scene he brought in involved a super generic male protagonist. They were different characters every time, but each one was essentially the same guy whose description coincidentally matched himself. The guy was always broody and mysterious and the scene would almost always include an incredibly attractive female that he would go out of his way to describe as overly attractive. She was always fall head over heels for the protagonist, who would always end up turning down her blatant advances because he had too many other important things going on. When asked to explain what the protagonist was going through he would always look away like to a wall or window or something and say "He can't escape. You can never escape." He would then turn around and try to over-analyze everyone else's work, getting really hung up over small details, trying to act like there was a deeper meaning to really trivial parts of a scene. This would usually go on for so long that it would end with the club leader having to interrupt him and saying that we should move on to the next part of the scene, something our club leader only ever had to do with this individual. I've had other encounters too, some of which were also for extended periods like this, but this was definitely the most memorable and interesting.
I'm glad I never did stuff like this, I did Naruto run once in Gym class in elementary school. Except I hadn't watched Naruto. I did it because Sonic the Hedgehog did it.
"Son, how are you feeling about college"
"Sorry father, that's classified."
lmao
I'd like to set the record that I audibly and fully laughed at this rather than loudly exhale through my noise
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@@marcusvillela4827 cool but do you like boys that look like a female?
Next bread boys sketch
There’s a difference between interesting mystery and school shooter mystery
The difference is interesting mystery is only in anime
@@ChiefTJBallout Oh man
difference is youre either attractive or not.
@@rikitikitoki Charlie is pretty cute tho
@@luisalouvain4033 he honestly is, and I'm not even gay
During his time in college he forgot about the power of friendship.
ZeRoMeaning I guess all loners or socially awkward people are doomed
The other main characters took too long to break him out of his shell. He learned it eventually though in episode 19 season 1.
ZeRoMeaning 🤣🤣🤣
@@TheSilentWalkerz amazing how you see this guy and think that is true
@@OllieMawLe
What do you mean this is the origin of all school shooters ?
"you know I can't talk about that dad." fucking died
💀
😂😂😂
I imagined myself instead of Charlie saying that in this situation, and I cringed so hard, it felt like my brain gave me a slap.
I cringed so hard my face ripped
Died of cringe yes
This is the greatest character development of All Time
James Nintengu well said
“Absolute loser becomes a god”
Anime creators should take some serious notes
its like chanubio
i like your profile picture becuase it has a touhou character that i love
Charlie’s college years should be turned into a anime, that’d be a great comedy
@@TheSecondVersion Yo, thanks for sharing.
Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shi
@@xqlaithy2387 This similar to WataMote?
Vito C Beat me to it
@@xylxylxylxyl nah its a romcom. Its really good though
“You know I can’t talk about that dad”, Charlie what are you talking about, her pants must have been soiled
FreshPeanut yes because of fear lmao
Nn Bb Out of pity
I want to like this but it's at 666 and I can't ruin that
Jordan Meli Let’s hope no BOZO comes along and messes it up
Friggin bozos
Charlie is revealing his sad anime back story
it's working
867 likes and 2 comnents lol
*sad naruto flute*
@@yy4192 proceeds to do talk no jutsu
@@deonx262 lol
“Are ya winning son?”
“I’m sorry father, unfortunately I cannot give out information about that at this time”
Nice
999 likes ,I’m a perfectionist
@@Labib-dw1lk sorry 1k now.
all ftw damnit 😂
@@Labib-dw1lk your perfection has been ruined
😂
Bro 10 minutes of constant speech and he didnt stutter once. No script. This is your anime superpower
Nate Johnson probably has a script tho
@@jeusen595 Exactly
8:32
Nate Johnson there’s a few cuts and you can see him glance at his computer now and then which i’m sure has at least some type of notes on it
He stuttered twice
Imaging if he stayed like this and his channel was called epic magic man
I would die of cancer maybe
PxL yeah same
@@Filippa1.1. His channel would be like Melonpan's but with a darker tone
yo-yo master 2000
Putin u handsome man
Girl: nice necklace
Charlie: *stares into her soul*
Take that 69th like
Cant believe the girl didn’t shit her pants and run away
Charlie: superman heat vision
Lol
He was just taking the time to rate how moist she was
As George Orwell once said, "No autobiography should be believed unless it reveals something disgraceful."
CytotoxinK “This is the greatest autobiography of all time, - by Charlie”
True that lol
"Don't do any of what Charlie did in his freshman year in college." - Dr. Phil
I was your 1000th like
@@DekkarJr "I'm going to be humble, I'm not the greatest mathematician of all time, Tesla was miles a head of me, but according to my calculations, Charlie made an oopsie poopsie" -Albert Einsteen
*top 10 tragic anime pasts*
Laugh out fucking loud man
Number 4
Peter Griffin - Family Man
Ok mob
Number 2 will shock you
Call Me Mirko hey
Just imagine trying to talk to a guy you're into, he keeps quiet, and then suddenly just takes off his necklace, puts it over his eyes, turns on some strobe lights, and just stares at you.
13 Shades of Communism legit nightmare material
seems like the quiet ignoring treatment actually worked on her for a while, many dumb girls low key like being treated like they dont exist. But when it was too much she probably just thought he must be autistic.
@@GenocideLv ok incel
@@pauledchampion how the fuck does that make me an incel? Its literally a fact. I had a bitch follow me around all campus just because I ignored her. It only made her clingier. Same goes to many guys I know. A lot of girls with daddy issues are like this. The only real incel who has no experience with women must be you.
@@GenocideLvwow, you sure know a lot about women
I watched Death Note in 8th grade and sat like L in my English class for a week
💀
🤣🥶🥶
I thought about doing that but I didn't
@@Christian-be6eg thank god you didnt
In 8th grade i used to sit like Near(because I thought that sitting like L would be too obvious), used to do the finger in hair thing and was playing with pencils during lessons as if I was building something with them(similar to what L and Near were doing..)
You admit the embarrassing moments we all keep hidden. Lot of respect, thank you.
Well, by admitting them he is also saying that he is no longer that person. So it could be the opposite of embarrassing. He could be PROUD of all the shit he did for the exact reason.
Also, like damn. How does such a fucked up child turn to a moderately normal adult.
Richard Schmachtenberg I can tell that he learned from his old days and became the polar opposite to what he used to be.
And when you admit it charlie shits it
I licked my dogs nipple trying to act like a puppy when i was a little kid. Are you entertained?
I'm irrelevant but if anyone wants to know my most embarrassing story feel free to ask.
I cried when he said "CHARLIE-SAN"
Same, just in pain
Feel better soon
Charlie-san, please be my master!
I cried bloody tears.
Timestamp?
Let's appreciate how Charlie opened up on his past mistakes and changed himself for the better.
You act like he kicked a puppy on instagram live😂
@@toogaytolift9176 I don't know how your comment really relates to mine but sure.
Yup
@@toogaytolift9176 Well it was a mistake he thought that way ain't it?
@@toogaytolift9176 on the internet, owning up to having a cringy anime phase is just as bad if not worse
“Are you excited about college, son?”
“You know college killed my parents.”
Holy cows so true
"Are ya winning son"
"I can't talk about that father"
Where’s that from?
K Nogne Darude Sandstorm
@@knogne5073 this video
.. and you know it.
charlie: *is mysterious to get girls interested in him*
girl: *is interested in him*
charlie: *REMAINS MYSTERIOUS*
lmaooooo
also i like your pfp :)
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Well, he was emulating anime characters so he at least he didn't break character.
*COMMIT*
True
If Charlie can go from that to what he is now, I'm a-okay.
Lloyd Nix same lmao, i was worried about starting uni
Shit, I forgot about that. Never-mind, I'm fucked.
Lloyd Nix
Hey you remember that time juzo nearly beat the living shit out of kaneki?
"So, you want that for here or to go?"
"You know I can't answer that, Wendy's employee."
should have said:
"welcome to Wendy's what would you like toda-"
"Sorry that information is confiscated"
wendy’s employee, wendy’s employee
"Cmon, Wendy won't know--I won't tell"
"You don't understand what's at stake"😎🚬
@@zerorequiem6016This sounds like something out of Night Vale lol
"Girls love the mysterious, troubled artist." Adolf Hitler would have something to say to that.
Hitler-san,,uWu.
This is funny... but fuck man.....
Hitler was popular af with girls when nazis was in charge tho
@NPC 420 Shädman is a fucking God
Wdym man hitler was popular with girls
YOU KNOW I CAN’T TALK ABOUT THAT, DAD
Jojo W. I knew immediately as he said that, that this story was going to be bad
Almost too cringworthy to watch lmfao, didn't know people were actually like this
@@Noctifern ok buddy
You want your noise cancelling headphones?
I feel bad for you dude, i couldn’t imagine the level of cringe you feel when you randomly think about that
bossman just like us after keeping these profile pictures after 20+ years later
T.A.D .K.D yup
Oh Yeah Yeah
Pharaoh *no*
One thing I did which makes me super cringe is that I use to walk around and sway my arms and shoulders like I was some kind of bodybuilder hunk, when I was the complete opposite,
fortunately that ended when some kid asked why I walked like some wannabe gangster
Not gonna lie I had the friend who did magic tricks at every party. People loved it. Never got old over the years. He worked at a bar and did it for customers. They loved it too. Would leave yelp reviews specifically because they liked it. We used to get high all the time together. He passed tho. Miss that guy.
Ikr. When he talked about the card thing I was literally thinking "This wouldn't be so bad like you are saying"
@@ek6352 It's about the intent though. If someone is doing magic because they are passionate about it, it's fun and unique.If they do it with the intent to be mysterious magic man it colors everything and makes it wierd.
@@samphillips8188 yeah at first i thought it would be fun to bring a deck of cards to parties or smth and do tricks, but to impress your crush? i thought it was just to show it off to your friends
To translate:
Penguinz0 wanted to be a main anime protagonist
No no, he wanted to be the secondary protagonist; the one that is cooler, smarter, and usually seems more skilled than MC but always ends up losing to MC by some stroke of luck pulled out of MCs rectum or by the powers of love and friendship.
Trao Lin he literally said he wanted to be the main protagonist but pk
"No one wants to be vegeta"
You... don't know many DBZ fans, do you?
@@damkylan3 I can say I'm a dbz fan and I can second that. I do really like vegeta but If I got the chance I would definitely be goku
@DeadMemes NeedToStayDead true true... But everybody prefers killua over gon though...
“You know I can’t talk about that dad” LOL WHAT THE HELL
That's the funniest part of the whole video
How's the food, son?
Eddie G-D hows the son, food?
hello food, I'm son
Fuck
I'm going to college this year.
Thanks for the advice!
I'm going to be the determined loud protagonist instead of the mysterious cool guy.
BELIEVE IT!
Penguin321
*points finger guns*
This guy gets it.
Smiley the Smile yu yu hakoshu?
Smiley the Smile The be yourself advise isn't a good idea when your a weeb xd
Smiley the Smile careful buddy, don't be shooting up the school with a spirit gun
The mistake was that he didn't watch enough anime to see when the quiet guy opens up and they have character progression.
Bro don’t bring anime to real life, it doesn’t work
@@MrStolboy he is joking obviously
@@bloodninja2517 i dont think he was brought up in a household with jokes
@@MrStolboy Yea replicating anime in real life is like trying shitty pick up lines
charlie legit did what tomoko did in watamote
If this guy, with all his stories and all his embarassment, was able to get a girlfriend. We all have hope.
you all have buddy
i thought he had a gf
@ Yeah ngl, Charlie is chill asfuck.
He already has a girlfriend...
@@Guztav1337 who? i thought he still single
I got second hand embarrassment from this
is there a term for that?
@@alexandervega4381
Cringe, but that poor word had been beaten to death.
Fucking same man
Bro same
@@alexandervega4381 Pena ajena
he barely says “um” or “uhh” while talking, that’s a huge accomplishment for a introvert
Umm
He’s not an introvert, was probably was when he adopted the mask
9:57 listen closely
thats socially incapable not introverted
Ronin Himura why are you replying to a comment from 6 months ago like the person even remembers writing it? and why do you even think that? you're so cool, calling people online morons! get a life maybe?
When I heard the " You know I can't talk about that, dad" I instinctively paused the video, took my headphones out my ears, rubbed my eyes for good measure and couldn't stop laughing, my mom thought I was possessed because my laugh got stuck on my throat and I was just shaking. It hit so close to home, dam that's something I could've done I think, and it is now my favorite quote ever. Thank you for that.
I can just imagine charlie sitting in class like sauske ignoring everyone
Except girls aren’t blind like Sakura and people can see that it’s not cool
@@midnightmoon3661 not just Sakura Literally (except Hina)every girl from their class were Simp for Sasuke 🙄
@IMBGOD agreed
@@midnightmoon3661 its an anime not that deep weirdo
@@Watergunner wdym how am I deep 💀
Charlie you silly goose, the reason why your cool and mysterious guy persona didn't work is because you forgot the "nice guy" fedora!
Kinoksis omfg yes
Kinoksis and a trench coat
actually with charlie being so hot a fedora would work. after all, the equation for fedoras is c = 2(x-4) where c is how cool you look and x is how attractive you are on a scale of 10
m'lady
Alright big gay al 😂
charlie went full sasuke
djaesy nah he was worse
Except it worked for Sasuke.
shino
@Gerry Buckets yeah, true.
Im your 666th liker im the cool edgy mysterious guy because i love worshiping satan
In my first semester of college a blond chick that sat next to me in psychology asked me if I wanted to study with her after class and my dumbass literally just quietly tried to study while sitting right next to her in the library. She obviously didn't care about studying and just wanted to talk to me and we no joke sat in the library next to each other in dead silence for an hour because I was too socially awkward to get the hint or to speak😂
Thanks for the cringe
@@DavidHernandez-te4mj anytime, I think about twice a week at 2am so I figured I'd pass it on
@@kylek7748 more cringe stories plz
I felt this one in my soul. It feels like something I could've done myself, that's why it feels too close to comfort
An ex of mine asked me to "fix her computer" and when I got to her house, her dad was gone and she was dressed provocatively. So we went to her room, I fixed her computer, and left. I still remember before I left she asked me if "that was it?" And I still didn't get the hint. This was like 4 years ago now.
Edit: computer problem was that she needed to update graphics drivers. She definitely knew how to do that.
Every time you share an embarrassing story I start off thinking “oh it cant be that bad” and end thinking “how has he made it this far alive?”
You know i can't talk about that clint leclerc.
99range92def hey
Yeah lmao. Also like when did he transform from that, to his current self
Your friendship with Kaia really did save you from going down the darkest timeline. Turns out anime was right about the power of friendship after all...
Yeah, it's just a shame that Kaia uses that relationship to indoctrinate him into turkish white supremacy.
@@hoonterofhoonters6588 What
Geyote Pilkington I think he’s joking about Kaya, but I’m not positive.
@@ImTheBluestBird I know theres a lot of bs pewdiepie drama so I was hoping to be filled in on ths turkish white supremacy theory
@@hoonterofhoonters6588 What the fuck?
"I really wanted to be the mysterious anime guy"
That explains a lot.
BLOODSTEP- what?
@@cezarjulian0320 just makes sense with Charlie's personality/ style
But now he can pull it off because he’s famous
its cool though I would unsub if he tried that
@@ABCodeX plot twist: he's still trying it, all the time
"Wanna see a magic trick"
"Please let us go, we haven't done anything to you"
*"you know I can't talk about that"*
"Rain? Too mysterious to feel rain..."
Dude wtf
@Dave Adrian The ironic thing is mysterious dudes love rain & most certainly feel it. As it attracts a strong Spiritual sense, Energy & calm in them.
@@emanatingf Found the weird anime mysterious guy.
@@aaa72317 So; it's who I naturally am. I was like that before I even knew about Anime.
@@aaa72317 i mean not being afraid to walk in the rain doesnt seem that weird, sometimes im gonna get a shower when i get home anyways ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@emanatingf I'm sorry for the future you when he remembers the cringe in these comments.
Best of luck to you, mate.
Damn I have a classmate that acted like that for YEARS and finally in our senior year we started talking and I learned the truth about him, that he was, and still is, a really shy nerd.
part of my story
Feels like he was sad. Give him a biscuit!
it sucks when you are slightly attractive
citrus what the fuck are you talking about be happy you're not a hobgoblin
556x44 i guess but people have expectations of you when you are attractive and when they approach you and you are not at all what people expected you to be like, its an odd feeling lol
Charlie was literally kaido from Saiki K
LMAO
JUDGEMENT KNIGHTS OF THUNDER
That username though
Omg yes
PLS
That girl at the bar was probably into you, but you were too "Mysterious" to say anything.
Really?
We'll never know...
@@philsburydoboy She kept trying to talk to him despite him pretty much ignoring her. Obviously she was interested
@@GeraltofRivia22 Oh, I see! You are certainly an astute fellow, old chap. When you become a modern day Sherlock Holmes, I will say: "You know, one of his earliest deductions was to me in the youtube comments section. Remember that website? Remember websites?? Yeah but anyway I had a a miniscule part in that guy's development as a genius in our time!"
@@philsburydoboy I would be Sherlock but I'm too lazy. So there go your bragging right, I guess.
This makes me feel a lot better about when I wore a scarf everywhere for a term in seventh grade cause I wanted to look like Sasuke from Naruto.
Hopefully people just thought I was cold cause luckily it was during the winter so that could be my excuse.
Like any t-shirt? well I mean yeah I wasn’t in a tuxedo, though I still wore a jacket everywhere cause the inside of the school got really cold.
I don't even remember Sasuke wearing a scarf. Some of the other ninjas did but I don't remember him ever doing that. Sasuke did have the most unique outfits though.
Oh my
Anything you did in seventh grade is automatically excused, because that’s how things are in seventh grade
rofl "too mysterious to feel rain." I sure am glad i ended this phase in my freshman year of highschool.
I'm always that "meh, casuals" guy. It was actually good because I have good grades and I looked like I've done better, making people thinking I can do very great. The only thing I say I am extremely good at is Mario kart 7. I put like 170 hours in that game.
Jrz2 the first lol mk7 was my game, I was unbeatable in like my whole state
I never stopped. I am a duck to rain. Magikarp used spash. It did nothing.
Mika Rose Jesus I'm glad I was never like this. Didn't start watching anime until it was too late for it to contaminate my view of how socializing is supposed to look I guess.
Never watched anime, but I always walked out in the rain just because I liked it. Rain fucking rules.
"With anime, comes great resposibility" - Neil deGrasse Tyson
*Nyoom.
Black science guy*
black science guy
The comma, is completely unnecessary. - Your English teacher.
Anime is trash
"The only super power I had was being below average male height"
You and I are not so different.
Ah yes.. a fellow short king comrade
I'm a 4'11" girl, you guys are masculine, towering behemoths to me.
Above average gang
@@cowsgrowontrees980 midgit
Suck Lord Technically, no but it’s pretty close! I think I won out by 2 inches :)
Charlie: rain? too mysterious to feel rain
Everyone watching this: *moist but not from rain*
when your name is me
"I watched a lot of anime in highschool"
wow, that explains a lot from Charlie's...attitude toward sexuality
I had to pretend to like Anime in grad school. Scholars study anime like its theater or science.
@@eduardochavacano what graduate school were you in? Sounds dope.
@@for_your_entertainment reddit
Lol. your poor dad trying to teach you social skills.
Ain't that some shit...
*Not on my watch*
*YOU KNOW I CANT TALK ABOUT THAT*
@@ellasophia2651 69 likes
I wanna like your comment but I'll leave it at 69
87
Dude just level up charisma
exactly
What the fuck Is that a picture of in your profile pic?
But, it's my dump stat.
Charlie's SPECIAL stats
Strength: 5
Perception: 8
Endurance: 6
Charisma: 1
Agility: 5
Luck: 5
He already has 10 charisma what he needs is a better speech level
Are you sure they weren't afraid of you because of those guns on your arms.
WA - POW
*flexes*
Or the other gun they thought he would bring
dont you mean the gun in his arms
Devon Palmer Or his towering height
Or the one in his backpack
I so desperately want to see a picture of what he looked like in college
Poor Charlie, the illusion that the weirdo reclusive "mysterious" guy always gets girls in anime exists BECAUSE those animes are written by THE weirdo guy who doesn't' know how to interact with girls and just wishes that was a thing hahaa
I think you're onto something.
10+ intellect
If Charlie had your intellect backthen he would notice why Japan is the lowest country in birth rates
True
or maybe just because it sells...
_Anime is a word that inspires confusion, fear and boners_
And anything in between.
Panic Priapism
That explains anime in every word.
confused boner
"You know I can't talk about that, Dad." I cringed so hard that my skin retracted through all of my orifices.
SEE YAI AYE What?
Not a fan of the Official Podcast I see. I forget which episode but in one of them he mentions when going through puberty he freaked out when learning about boners or something and felt so guilty he asked his old man if it was okay to jerk off. Charlie is hands down one of my favourite youtubers but holy fuck he was an awkward kid.
UltimateMcNasty i spent three minutes catching my breath after that
My fucking jaw forced itsself down my throat.
SEE YAI AYE Lmao what did his dad say?
I can't believe Kaya was the one to talk Charlie out of so many things.
whenever i feel embarrassed about something i did in the past, i'm going to watch this video. of all the many cringy moments i've had in the past, nothing can amount to this. charlie is like jesus dying on the embarrassment cross so we can be forgiven for our sins.
Garnet Cookley a hahahaha last part lol
I wish i could like your comment twice. Just A+ dude
fucking genius
He couldn’t be the anime protagonist because his parents are still alive. Rookie mistake....
Owen Power no pls no
@@teyos8688 the orphanator
@@dweltstorm cursed comments
He could be a jojo protagonist, Jotaro and Josuke had both their parents alive when they were the MCs.
Parent* his mom is not alive actually
Now, he uploads videos on TH-cam and makes people moist
He was uploading videos DURING this time.
Rhapbus1 That's what gets me. I haven't seen his early COD videos but I bet they're a trip.
and good movies make him moist
A Vsaucy Boi Funny enough he was the same also as starting his TH-cam. No commentary whatsoever
If you get moist watching YT, you're fucking hopeless.
I could literally make a anime with Charlies life story's and it would be a major hit
Do it please
Dew it
Start making a manga first, itll catch on quickly af
Somewhere out there is a man wearing a biker jacket with cards poking out the poket crying in the pouring rain as he watches this video on his phone ignoring people asking whats wrong.
You were so close, dude, so close. If only you had a fedora and katana you would have been perfect.
I Only Comment When I'm High So True
Maybe a sharingan too
He has a katana im pretty sure lmao but i could be wrong 😂
how high are you?
Close to what? The ultimate degenerate?
It sure made my parents worried.
Derp Chaos you’re not the only one
they should be
Derp Chaos He said anime. Not hentai.
Masternuckable hey I disliked yours coment
So Charlie’s the “quiet kid”
being sasuke doesn’t always work in reality... i guess charlie couldn’t find his sakura
Lmao
Thank god for that, because he would have been constantly having to save her life until she switched majors to pre-med and suddenly actually became useful.
scitechian don’t go throwing a word like useful around in regards to Sakura
@scitechian don't go around using the words "useful" and "Sakura" in the same sentence
BirchRobinson
Yeah, he would’ve had a kid and not even visit them in 12 years if it worked.
>girl trying to talk to you at a party
that was the quiet mysterious guy persona working
Funky Jeff Exactly then he needed to talk and ditch it a lil
Pretty much
A "mysterious cool guy" persona REQUIRES you to be a smooth talker at the very least, otherwise you're just a weirdo
WRong it was probably just because he’s attractive, the persona is why she walked away
It worked, if he didnt overdo it. He couldve had her so bad.
This gives me hope for everyone here. If Charlie can transform from emo “mysterious” college boy into Jesus Christ himself, then that gives me hope for the weebiest of weebs
yes
What about Chris Chan?
@Nate Mussetter he's too far gone, he's like 40 and believes he's married to mewtwo the pokemon
Realistic Luigi guys stop making fun of Chris Chan. He most likely is actually profoundly disabled.
Nah more like Jhon depressed Reeves
I applaud this man for looking back at his past fails and being very open about it for our amusement
"short girls know how to party" So you were staring at her eye level
Actually Charlie was staring at her chest... thats how he could read what was on her shirt.. he couldn't look into her eyes without looking up..
Never have I ever felt such second hand embarrassment
LOL
John Mills i feel sick
I want to,kill,my self cuz this
Toonzer too many clauses
It's cringe but it's entertaining as fuck
I thought my teenage years were embarrassing but you make me feel almost well adjusted with these stories.
Man, ive had alot of embarrassing shit happen to me in my life, alot of shit i used to look back on and shudder, but you make me feel better about that. Thank you charlie.
Yo same
We all have
🙏
In sixth grade I used to walk around acting like I was the king of the school. I even wore a crown for a week before getting yelled at.
@@Leviathan1619 In ninth grade i use to act pretty much like sasuke only for the most part and tbf that was just me trying to hide my social anxiety and awkwardness, which was throughout the whole 2019 and so, i still am scared of girls doe
I knew a guy in 8th grade who was almost exactly like this. He always wore black, carried a different deck of cards every day, and had a fedora obsession
Caitlyn O. You mean a shitty neckbeard.
Josh Payne But thats the point, most neckbeard think they are the mysterious cool guy.
I see we meet again
Josh Payne I know a guy who had a neard and he's cool as fuck, funny guy
Sir Baconass I found the neckbeard
The best part about this is that most of us went through that at age 12, it even has a word to describe this stage in life, 8th grade syndrome. Doing that at age 19 is just... hardcore.
Es lo que hay What if I was in 8th grade at age 19
The hardcore factor is negated completely.
@Sebastian it's still pedophilia
Who the fuck is 12 in 8th grade
Mmmmmm no, I wasn't a fucking weirdo loser like you were in 8th grade sorry. I bet you still are a loser judging by that profile pic
I feel like Charlie has had every personality at some point in his life
Charlie’s Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Moist.
is that a jojo reference?
Hassan DM No? The comment clearly has nothing to do with Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
Captain S 31 lmao 😂
Charlie's Bizarre Adventure: College is Cringe
Charlie’s Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Moist
Charlie’s Bizarre Adventure: Moist Tendency
Charlie’s Bizarre Adventure: Moistdust Crusaders
Charlie’s Bizarre Adventure: Moist Ocean
Charlie’s Bizarre Adventure: Moist Balls Run
You Know I Can't Talk About That, Dad.
Raffy _distant radio chatter_
*teleports* nothing personnel, dad
"You know we can't talk about that dad" as a reply to such an easy question makes you sound like it was such an emotional question you couldn't bare to talk about it. That girl was probably thinking woah this guy has some huge emo problems lol
The funniest part about all these stories is that it's not like the DIDN'T work it's that he commited even after the girls would become curious and talk to him. Ultimate gamer move
DUDE. there was a guy at my community college who carried a deck of cards around and would ambush me and my friends in the hall and we would watch his tricks just to humor him. We always tried to avoid him that's crazy
Jabroney charlie in an alternate universe
Ambush you with a deck of cards rofl.
+Sever Teran That would've been an 'only in anime' moment.
I have unironically heard people say "hey ladies, you wanna see a magic trick?" as a pickup line. This is the darkest timeline.
MultiCynicalBastard For my next trick, I will make my *will to live,* _disappear!_
It makes me feel better about myself to think that whenever I remember awkward moments they are just little awkward things, while there are people out there who have to remember entire years of awkwardness.
Gurosama Bltch What's that pfp? I need to know where to find it!
are you sure?
I've seen where that pfp is from before, it's about a schoolgirl or something that gets fucked by boys because she wants to be class president, she doesn't like it at first but as it goes on she gets accustomed to it
Jesus
Gurosama Bltch
Your welcome
I can imagine the alternate reality where Charlie still thinks that being weeb trash is still cool and his channel is used pretty much exclusively for showing us his extensive anime memorabilia collection on a stock 2 megapixel laptop camera.
Why do I have the feeling that that's the real reality and our Charlie here is the alternate one.
clearly thats the Prime reality and we are currently in the darkest timeline.
Part 7 of his katana collection
He's probably getting mad pussy. He lost cuz he quit before he mastered the art.
id still subscribe
This was absolutley F’ing hilarious. I love the current confidence and self security he has to make these videos with such honesty. They both serve as a comedy and cautionary tale. We’ve all had our troubles with fitting in and trying to be appealing to others and have done so in our own way. But the silent anime trope will always get a chuckle out of me, don’t blame him the way they’re portrayed in Japanese culture lol.
_Psychonauts CD on a Chain Merch when?_
DammitSinged is it a functional copy of the disk or just a print on some plastic?
DammitSinged r
DammitSinged when charlie almost unironically copies chris chan's medallion idea
DammitSinged We're all troubled artists charlie
r
Don't feel too bad about it, Charlie. At college, I saw this kind of behavior several times. The best (or worst) was this one guy at my writing club who would always bring in the most generically "dark" pieces. Every scene he brought in involved a super generic male protagonist. They were different characters every time, but each one was essentially the same guy whose description coincidentally matched himself. The guy was always broody and mysterious and the scene would almost always include an incredibly attractive female that he would go out of his way to describe as overly attractive. She was always fall head over heels for the protagonist, who would always end up turning down her blatant advances because he had too many other important things going on. When asked to explain what the protagonist was going through he would always look away like to a wall or window or something and say "He can't escape. You can never escape." He would then turn around and try to over-analyze everyone else's work, getting really hung up over small details, trying to act like there was a deeper meaning to really trivial parts of a scene. This would usually go on for so long that it would end with the club leader having to interrupt him and saying that we should move on to the next part of the scene, something our club leader only ever had to do with this individual. I've had other encounters too, some of which were also for extended periods like this, but this was definitely the most memorable and interesting.
Thats cringy, also, you were on a doki doki "literature club".. nice
Nater K sounds like you went to college with onision
Hannah Chamblee dude that is so accurate
That sounds like JoJo
@@0205-z9y the only jojo it fits is jotaro.
Whenever I’m having a bad day I visit Charlie’s turbo loser stories and it makes me feel better. Thanks homie
I want mysterious Charlie back.
Psychonauts disk included
Weeaboo Relevant username for this video.
No
I'm glad I never did stuff like this, I did Naruto run once in Gym class in elementary school. Except I hadn't watched Naruto. I did it because Sonic the Hedgehog did it.
I used to do that shit because of sonic lol
Me too. At some point, I was convinced that putting your arms behind you made you faster somehow.
Fine, fine, but now talk about the sauce.
@@xyannail4678 Ruby's Workout. Lol
I did a Naruto run in 8th grade gym class wearing my friend's Japanese headband. I wish I could delete that from time.
That would be name of your anime, 12 Black Boxes
I feel like Bullet With Butterfly Wings should have been playing anytime freshmen Charlie entered a room
no no The 12th box
Listening to a story of your past feels like mentally passing a kidney stone
I love how you drew 12 black boxes. That’s hella deep man. The girls definitely were wet
i sincerely appreciate your lack of loud music intro/outro. seamless binge watching. =]
This story could be an anime itself
That would be the most depressing anime I've ever seen, and I've seen a small girl be abandoned by her parents and friends for being a mutant.
69th like, you're welcome
Project HNK part 2 in the making
Captain Doomsday That's why it would be so great. It could poke fun at the cliches of anime characters
So I'm the only guy who saw that anime about this guy? I feel awkward as hell all of a sudden