@Oscar Salvatierra no you we're the one that looked like you didn't understand the joke at all, the're was no sarcasm at all in your text and it looked like you were a completely lost 12 year old in the comment section. i can't find where your alleged "joke" is
Now, my favorite is this: in some rpgs (miitopia and xenoblade definitive efition), you can set your stats to one armor, while keeping the cosmetics of another. I love that.
I was going to be sad that the channel is Nintendo Switching to fashion, but that sick Goldeneye rocket launcher sound effect completely changed that opinion. I would buy Jakey Crates to unlock new fashion episodes
It stands for "Tickle Feet 2gether". It's an obscure turn-based strategy roguelike-like Windows 98 Linux FPS side scroller for the Super Nintendostation game engine maker where you go on tumblr.com and blacklist anyone that has ever been naked. Once you've found them, you tickle them until they give you a ban. You can then go on reddit.com and trade those bans for coins. You use the coins to buy hats.
HavoK Gaming no, pretty sure motorcycle helmets protect from 1 headshot, bulletproof protect from 2 headshots, and the combat helmets protect you from 3
HavoK Gaming admittedly, I was wrong about the amount of bullets specific helmets take, but anyways, here’s the link. th-cam.com/video/ZHdBNnDsVTo/w-d-xo.html
Soss The Loser it's a free to play game, they can drop randomly if you have a premium account and you can trade your hats for other hats. Also you can just buy a key for 2.50 and get at least 7-10 hats from trading websites.
Not to mention being the game that helped set the stage for the whole lootbox fiasco with its stupid crates and "Mann-conomy." Why, TF2? You used to be cool.
The difference is with TF2, you can trade with other players. Bcause of this, items have values which are actually determined by something resembling market forces.
"Clothing. It's what separates Mario from Luigi. Man from beast. Beast from beast. And beast from man again when- when he turns back- when he turns back into back into a man."
A game that has an amazing yet extremely simplistic "mechanic" on clothing is Starbound, you have two slots for each part of your body; the head, the chest, and the legs. The first slot is for the armor, which gives you the stats. And the second one, which is for the cosmetics. Basically, if you find a pretty damn cool fedora to tip to m'ladies, but it's stats are fucking weak, then you can put it in the cosmetic slot, then you can cover the helmet that gives you +80% dmg res that looks like it has just been taken from the deep dark depths of hell.
@@graphite7898 I am not pleased to inform you that what appeared to be humor has gone over what many refer to as the head, because this unwanted event has occured in this very moment I as well as many others will be prompted to press buttons on a technological advancement reffered to as the keyboard, phone, or tablet, of which are labeled r / w o o o o s h exclusively in that order.
Communistic Shobe I mean, its hard playing a video game when your wife is gonna walk into the room and ask why your game character is wearing nothing but a thong, and you literally cant answer.
I mean... The real problem with loot boxes is that its just plain gambling. And they also make it to be as addicting as possible, i don't mind the idea of selling a video game more as a service than a product. But that doesn't excuse using shitty practices
Games aren't a service though. And no matter what they're called, they're still a product. Even 'games as a service' are a product. Companies just don't like how it being a product makes it harder for them to take all your money and give you little to nothing in return.
I'm fine with having ways to support games that get post-launch content, but I don't like it when that becomes predatory. So many AAA games are going the predatory way, sometimes even before the post-launch content comes. As much as Paradox gets a lot of hate for the endless stream of dlc they bring out (Europa Universalis is one of the worst offenders), you know what you're paying for, and the devs have an incentive to make dlc that improves the game.
Please, do the DVD commentary. My roommate and I got so excited about by the sheer prospect of watching an outstanding movie lead by Meryl Streep, highlighted by you talking about their fashion, cinematography, and whatnot. That'd be so rad. All the best, Jakey.
So, bit of vocabulary for you: naked merely means unprotected. Nude means without clothing. You can be nude without being naked and naked without being nude.
I fucking love character fashions in media. Whether it's Kazuma Kaneko, Hirohiko Araki, TWEWY, Jet Set, Mirror's Edge or Tite Kubo, I adore looking at a character's style (or lack thereof). I love fighting games because of this, cause they are incredibly fertile ground. Tekken sells me on it's fashion choice ALONE. I would actually love to hear more of your thoughts on this (unless you got nothing).
I'm really really sick right now and I wanted to just lay down and die, but before I could do that My beautiful hot boy strikes back, thank you for saving my life nakey jakey
Interestingly enough, some people feel that cosmetic changes should be a loot box only feature, instead of stat changing cards and whatnot... I feel the industry is slowly but steadily getting derailed. They either step it down an notch in production costs, or just face the grim reality that gamers don't like being scammed, regardless of however much the game might've costed to produce.
The girl in the red dress is Rachael Leigh Cook in the movie She's All That. The songs in the background are Kiss Me and Bring Me To Life (plus some more I don't know).
yo why do you always have California Man (edit: called Encino Man in US of the A) on the green screen, genuine question. Btw reckon this was your best vid yet you've refined your comedy to the point that it is soooo natural now and truly unique. Thanks for making me laugh jakey, appreciate it.
Tekken 7 vs SF V would have been a great agrument on this matter. 95% of clothing is unlockable in tekken7 leaving man thongs and bikinis in some dlc pack.
dude one of the best games that implements cool and expressive clothing options with game play mechanics is splatoon. not only does all of the gear look sick as hell, but each item of clothing has a unique ability boosting quality about it. different weapons requires different builds to be best optimized which allow for plays to have multiple "outfits". hell there are even in game clothing brands that dictate the style and ability of the gear. best clothes in a game imo
One thong that I like about TROVE was that there is a machine that lets you turn equipment that looked cool, but with bad stats into skins for your good equipment. I rocked a massive sword for like a few hours before I found this other one that had better stats but that I didn't like the look of, so I just ground up my cool looking sword and used it as a skin for the one with better stats. I don't think I've found something like that since, and I wish it was in more games.
I punched a kid in kindergarten because he took that fireman toy from me
End My Life please punch me like that
Penis
How old were you?
Are you banned from teaching yet
Nice avatar
Nice clothes
Four eyes
lol
Four Eyes Trait: +1 intelligence while wearing glasses and -1 intelligence while not wearing glasses.
Nice
no bulli
Ow,those are my feelings
he gradually gets more aggressive the less clothes he wears
Wouldn't you too?
It's called _Nakey Mode_
Just like every Coomer.
fax
I'm sorry but is your pfp the villian from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2
Edit: I forgot his name, it was Chester V
I was expecting NakeyJakey, not NakedJaked.
AND THE WINNER FOR BEST. COMMENT EVER GOES TO
.........YOU
Bob The Builder 0•0
these days we get nakeyjared
I read this as nakeyed jake-ed
Nakedjakey is hot
I love it when NakedJacob puts three hot women on his thumbnails
Only one, the first one*
hol up
hol up
hol up
hol up
Somewhere on Jakey's PC is the uncensored footage. Hackers, get on it.
We needs it.
We wants it.
Sean Smith tbh he was probably wearing underwear
Skywalking Studioz
We know it’s you on an alt account Jakey. You won’t deter us, you sexy beast!
Jinkstack S F*ck
he was wearing underwear
You don't need clothes to be a
*HOT BOY*
That's why he's NAKEYjakey
Actually, the ideal HOT BOY wears no clothes at all
Remember: mans not hot
2:27 to 2:38 is my favourite part he actually wears what he collected
I know this was posted 7 months ago but congrats that's the joke
@Oscar Salvatierra no you we're the one that looked like you didn't understand the joke at all, the're was no sarcasm at all in your text and it looked like you were a completely lost 12 year old in the comment section. i can't find where your alleged "joke" is
Oscar Salvatierra imagine being named Oscar 😂
Oscar Salvatierra imagine being named after a Skelton 😂 😂
Lmaoooo his name is Oscar 💀
0:42
There he is.
The real NakeyJakey
Nakey jakey looking sharpy jakey
sharpy jarpy*
Tacky Jacky*
24 Frames Of Nick Could you stop commenting under every video I see?
Cucumber Nick
Especially the BROCKHAMPTON videos.
24 Frames Of Nick p
I'm deaf. Can you please upload your script to the caption tool so TH-cam can automatically pair it with the speech timings?
Yes. I’ll look into that tonight
NakeyJakey you get +12 good boy points for that one. Only 18 more and you can get a cookie from subway
NakeyJakey hahah dingus
NakeyJakey Damn, what a beast.
::. ··: :.: ··
Team Fortress 2: *Well yeah, that's why I'm here*
the shooting hat simulator
Demoman:Stout Shako for 2 refined
The War-Themed Hat Simulator
@@financialproblems9308 hey pal, thats is a heck of a good deal
fax
Anyone else secretly want Jake to do a full commentary on The Devil Wears Prada?
not secretly tho.
What about a full commentary on the devil wears nada?
The commentary should include a shot-by-shot comparison between the movie and the metal band.
No I openly want that
_wait, so you're telling me he lied when he said he will?_
I'm expecting a Devil Wears Prada DVD commentary track in the following week.
He'd better deliver.
Now, my favorite is this: in some rpgs (miitopia and xenoblade definitive efition), you can set your stats to one armor, while keeping the cosmetics of another. I love that.
I was going to be sad that the channel is Nintendo Switching to fashion, but that sick Goldeneye rocket launcher sound effect completely changed that opinion. I would buy Jakey Crates to unlock new fashion episodes
I was going to like this but it’s at 69 likes currently- I can’t touch that
Gemma Fire you can like it now
Dustin Matos Nintendo SWITCH IT UP
Ha...get I...? He...he...h..-
Hahaha! Jakey Crates!
Next time on NakeyJakey: Fashion lines that should bang!
Vishwamohana Hebbar the art of fashion in video games
Most 3D Designer when they make a Character:
“Get it right, get it tight”
More like lack of clothing in video games:)
Marijan Vukojević Need 500 sub's to save my channel. Your donations would be very appreciated 😫
Got'em
oh shit, feminist detected
Kaguni not even close,pal.I just like making jokes,so you should take them as jokes.
understandable, have a nice day
And no word about TF2. The Hat Simulator.
Fuck Overwatch, vanilla TF2 trash.
Fuck trash, over vanilla watch tf2
Wtf is tf2? Why is it a HAT simulator
It stands for "Tickle Feet 2gether". It's an obscure turn-based strategy roguelike-like Windows 98 Linux FPS side scroller for the Super Nintendostation game engine maker where you go on tumblr.com and blacklist anyone that has ever been naked. Once you've found them, you tickle them until they give you a ban. You can then go on reddit.com and trade those bans for coins. You use the coins to buy hats.
Fuck vanilla, i like chocolate
“Clothing is purely cosmetic”
**Bulletproof helmets is GTA**
Those are cosmetic though lol, even the gas mask don't work if you buy them.
HavoK Gaming no, pretty sure motorcycle helmets protect from 1 headshot, bulletproof protect from 2 headshots, and the combat helmets protect you from 3
@@odsttrooper3724 no, they are all cosmetic, I play almost daily lol
HavoK Gaming admittedly, I was wrong about the amount of bullets specific helmets take, but anyways, here’s the link.
th-cam.com/video/ZHdBNnDsVTo/w-d-xo.html
@@havokgaming9670 damn imagine playing the game daily and still being wrong. What a fucking dumbass
Sweet! Waiting for that ''Devil wears prada'' commentary!
I would totally watch that. Jakey, you know what to do.
MelonHoly AMEN TO THAT!
You can't talk about clothing in video games without at least mentioning the famous war-themed hat simulator TF2!
Soss The Loser it's a free to play game, they can drop randomly if you have a premium account and you can trade your hats for other hats.
Also you can just buy a key for 2.50 and get at least 7-10 hats from trading websites.
it was easier when keys had a reasonable price in ref
2:09 that's my alarm now for waking up in the morning. Great start for the day.
@M25 Evanescence - Bring me to life
But Luigi is taller tho
Sam Patterson not in the 8-but games (which he used as the example)
Heemin Gamin' Station u right but Luigi has a green moustache
Heemin Gamin' Station heh 8 but heh
no he’s just green
*Green Mario*
I now need that slowed version of 'kiss me'
Gaugin soundcloud my dude
soundcloud.com/user-164657757
It’s been 2 years Jake, where’s the DVD commentary
Looking for that DVD commentary, Jakey... Warnin' you, Jakey...
@@YellowpowR Jakey we're waiting
You better upload that comentary
Seriously. Don't make promises to us hot boys that you can't keep; Jakey. My heart can only take so much.
*Talks about clothes in vidjya games*
*No mention of Team Fortress 2, the war themed hat simulator*
Not to mention being the game that helped set the stage for the whole lootbox fiasco with its stupid crates and "Mann-conomy." Why, TF2? You used to be cool.
Neverhoodian thing is with the community there’s no need to buy when you can just trade
The difference is with TF2, you can trade with other players. Bcause of this, items have values which are actually determined by something resembling market forces.
@@Neverhoodian dude you're 7 years late. What timeline are you from?
Gigli
A timeline where TF2 was still pure.
i feel like i just watched a mental breakdown
So basically all nakeyjakey vids lol
Because you did
"Clothing. It's what separates Mario from Luigi.
Man from beast.
Beast from beast.
And beast from man again when- when he turns back- when he turns back into back into a man."
Me Too. My favorite part in the whole video
Oh wow, you also watched the video and understand words. Amazing.
@@TheTGOAC Hey man. I'm just quoting something I liked.
Plus this is like from 4 years ago-
Can’t wait til the devil wears Prada review...this is y u da best
Nakey: "can we just leave the clothes out of it”
Sucker punch: "ok and take this free DLC with it :-) ”
This did not age well
I love these videos.
Also I'll be waiting for the Devil Wears Prada breakdown.
How the heck does this comment only have 5 likes..
@@tlf361 why would it have more?
@@pauloricardo-wn6ps Cuz they're a pretty popular channel with millions of subscribers.
They should change the name to The Devil Wears Jean Jackets
A game that has an amazing yet extremely simplistic "mechanic" on clothing is Starbound, you have two slots for each part of your body; the head, the chest, and the legs. The first slot is for the armor, which gives you the stats. And the second one, which is for the cosmetics. Basically, if you find a pretty damn cool fedora to tip to m'ladies, but it's stats are fucking weak, then you can put it in the cosmetic slot, then you can cover the helmet that gives you +80% dmg res that looks like it has just been taken from the deep dark depths of hell.
Icna Its a perfect game mechanic. Sometimes I want to have the best stats, but also be naked. Is there a problem with that, video game developers?
This should be in every game.
@@alexanders2669 so just leave the second slot empty duhh.
@@beefybread5769 Then you end up wearing your stat clothing/armor, they aren't invisible, ever played Terraria or Starbound?
@@graphite7898 I am not pleased to inform you that what appeared to be humor has gone over what many refer to as the head, because this unwanted event has occured in this very moment I as well as many others will be prompted to press buttons on a technological advancement reffered to as the keyboard, phone, or tablet, of which are labeled r / w o o o o s h exclusively in that order.
Come on, admit it, we all know you came for the thumbnail. Specifically for the one on the left.
Why do you know that 😩
Perhaps
Omg those boxers, hat and mustache 🔥👌👈. Also the nipples 👄👅
Unpopular opinion: i came for the middle one
I came for TF2
If you can put a dress on a male character im good
Gay
I don't know why this made me laugh
GTA 5 Trevor.
Sea of Thieves, lad.
Holy heck comment from 10 months ago and All these recent comments
Female armor in video games: tiny steel bikini = over 9000 HP
thegreatcalvinio hey that's a good thing
Listen here, I don't see the problem
Communistic Shobe I mean, its hard playing a video game when your wife is gonna walk into the room and ask why your game character is wearing nothing but a thong, and you literally cant answer.
Filip Filipovic I’d be doubted if i said it was the best armor in the game. It’s a thong, how protective could it be
@@alexanders2669 if your wife gets iffy about some video game chick, then that's a whole can of worms just waiting to burst open, bro.
You make a lot of “She’s all that” references nakeyjacy. Love it
She was fucking gorgeous back in the day.
I mean... The real problem with loot boxes is that its just plain gambling. And they also make it to be as addicting as possible, i don't mind the idea of selling a video game more as a service than a product. But that doesn't excuse using shitty practices
I just hate that I don't get to pick what I get. Wowie a skin for a gun I don't like AGAIN
Games aren't a service though.
And no matter what they're called, they're still a product. Even 'games as a service' are a product. Companies just don't like how it being a product makes it harder for them to take all your money and give you little to nothing in return.
No. They’re surprise mechanics. Completely different.
I'm fine with having ways to support games that get post-launch content, but I don't like it when that becomes predatory. So many AAA games are going the predatory way, sometimes even before the post-launch content comes. As much as Paradox gets a lot of hate for the endless stream of dlc they bring out (Europa Universalis is one of the worst offenders), you know what you're paying for, and the devs have an incentive to make dlc that improves the game.
It sucks especially because game developers can stack the odds against you so you only get like 1 cool piece of clothing out of 20 loot boxes
2:05 I will not except this shade towards Rescue Heroes
Alex Smith rescue heroes is the shit my dude
I used to have a box full of them. Sadly, the ones with battery powered backpacks never worked, since I got them second hand.
I'm 6 months late but dude I owned over a hundred rescue heroes when I was a child and I can't believe a NakeyJakey video reminded me of them
I swear you have the most rewatchable content. Best youtuber ever
Please, do the DVD commentary. My roommate and I got so excited about by the sheer prospect of watching an outstanding movie lead by Meryl Streep, highlighted by you talking about their fashion, cinematography, and whatnot. That'd be so rad. All the best, Jakey.
but i thought your name was Naked Jake
0:42
It's actually Nacob Jacob
Jake the Snake
It’s actually Naked Jaked. I wouldn’t expect a fake gamer girl like you to know that, though
So, bit of vocabulary for you: naked merely means unprotected. Nude means without clothing. You can be nude without being naked and naked without being nude.
0:52 I was uh lookin at something else
You were looking at his hat
Mmm ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I was looking at that sweet sexy ass haha
@@yerrrrr3485 imma slap you in da face if you aren't kidding
OMG WE FINALLY SAW REAL "NAKEY" Jakey!!!!!! ;)
Y forTurbo you must be new here 😂 you haven’t seen him rap?
KurdRipper
He means naked.
I fucking love character fashions in media. Whether it's Kazuma Kaneko, Hirohiko Araki, TWEWY, Jet Set, Mirror's Edge or Tite Kubo, I adore looking at a character's style (or lack thereof). I love fighting games because of this, cause they are incredibly fertile ground. Tekken sells me on it's fashion choice ALONE. I would actually love to hear more of your thoughts on this (unless you got nothing).
hey jojo
You just earned yourself a like for mentioning Skate 3 at 0:23
My boy is blowing up and I can’t be happier
At first I thought you meant he was literally blowing up and I was very confused
I'm really really sick right now and I wanted to just lay down and die, but before I could do that My beautiful hot boy strikes back, thank you for saving my life nakey jakey
Imagine walking in the room seeing this naked guy sitting down talking about fictional clothing.
While sitting on an exercise ball
Interestingly enough, some people feel that cosmetic changes should be a loot box only feature, instead of stat changing cards and whatnot...
I feel the industry is slowly but steadily getting derailed. They either step it down an notch in production costs, or just face the grim reality that gamers don't like being scammed, regardless of however much the game might've costed to produce.
Also, I fucking love you. Mwah ♥
C L O D E S
The girl in the red dress is Rachael Leigh Cook in the movie She's All That. The songs in the background are Kiss Me and Bring Me To Life (plus some more I don't know).
This video has worn me out.
Get it? _Worn_ me out?
Warn a brother next time you do a pun.
Fuck you
get out, lol.
that was stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid
damn you lol
Yoooo that Max Payne elevator music reference is DEEP son!
It's insane how well built up your production is. Can't imagine the time & effort you put in to your vids.
pitched down "Kiss Me" at the end is amazing
Who’s the artist?
@@StewartGaming23 Six-Pence-None-the-... *stupid, stupid, stupid-*
Sorry. The artist is "(stupid name) band."
@@nickm.5931 What the hell are you talking about?
Lowkey a hood classic
That MGS2 music. So glorious. Jakey videos have the best soundtrack in a video game
Can we just appreciate for just a moment...
The fact that Jakey clearly LOVES “She’s All That” and it makes me so happy
Another hot one right outta the oven and straight into my mouth. Love the vids keep it up
Saijun make sure you blow on it first so you don't get 3rd degree burns
Yo, Jakey spitting hot fire, yoooo
yo why do you always have California Man (edit: called Encino Man in US of the A) on the green screen, genuine question. Btw reckon this was your best vid yet you've refined your comedy to the point that it is soooo natural now and truly unique. Thanks for making me laugh jakey, appreciate it.
Zelouge but you just did tho so it already happened
Kobe... R.I.P 2:19
Tekken 7 vs SF V would have been a great agrument on this matter. 95% of clothing is unlockable in tekken7 leaving man thongs and bikinis in some dlc pack.
2:04 shout out to my boi Billy Blazes
Vaughn Pitzel flashbacks to childhood
2:17 ay bruh i didn't give u permission to use me
dam watched it already: beast mode activated
Love the transition at 1:17. Is this the future?
I got big too many cooks vibes, where they transform into the superhero but just spin in circles
Can we get more Nakey while retaining the same amount of Jakey
Song at 1:31 is Unforgotten from the Halo 2 soundtrack.
1:45 is another Halo song. What, CE doesn't get any love?
Talks about Clothes in videos...
Doesnt talk about TF2...
how?
lee-roy jenkins ahh, TF2, the war themed fashion show...
And he talked about loot crates, which i think tf2 started
I like how there were three comments in a row, this being one of them, asking about mention of TFS hats lol.
Maybe he hasn’t played it
I was waiting for it to come up in the video but it never came ;(
2:18 RIP Kobe
Hey Jakey can you make a video about the heads up display in games?
Micah Cabot seconded
^ dat
I like how you used the Wii start up music in your vi- IS THAT A MY LITTLE PONY MASTER CHIEF JAKEY NOOOOO
I miss this. I miss *us,* ClothedJacob.
video about clothing
do not talk about tf2 (basically a hat simulator with team base gameplay added to it)
The gameplay is a side addition.
Exactly, its not free to play because the gameplay isnt the main content.
I thought that TF2 is most fashionable game ever made.
"APB" Or APB:Reloaded has a deep customization but the gameplay is......?
War themed hat simulator
Just played halo infinite and came back to this...The pain is real
It’s been 4 months where is the full voiceover commentary of the devil wears Prada
Another hit from You Tube's hottest boy, NakeyJakey!
That Halo 5 rant spoke to me on multiple levels
Jakey uploads, I click, simple as that
Good shit as usual, snakeboy229.
dude one of the best games that implements cool and expressive clothing options with game play mechanics is splatoon. not only does all of the gear look sick as hell, but each item of clothing has a unique ability boosting quality about it. different weapons requires different builds to be best optimized which allow for plays to have multiple "outfits". hell there are even in game clothing brands that dictate the style and ability of the gear. best clothes in a game imo
And u don’t even have to pay real life money for it
@@OrbitalLizardStudios true!!
I'm a simple man. I see shirtless mario, I click.
When evanescence started playing a lost it for a minute or two
One thong that I like about TROVE was that there is a machine that lets you turn equipment that looked cool, but with bad stats into skins for your good equipment.
I rocked a massive sword for like a few hours before I found this other one that had better stats but that I didn't like the look of, so I just ground up my cool looking sword and used it as a skin for the one with better stats.
I don't think I've found something like that since, and I wish it was in more games.
Jakey just raw dogged it on cam bru
We get to see Jakey Nakey in this video!
His naughty bits are covered but still...
I'd actually like to see a channel were Jakey talks exclusively about fashion
If the Jakster doesn't actually upload a video about the devil wears Prada I'll be SIGNIFICANTLY mildly disappointed.
Don't eat glass.
I like the way a butt appears when he says but
What?! No mention of any of the WWE games? Though.. I think that would be more suited for a video about customization.
I love dooms (2016) customization system.
2:00 i love the way you put ''bring me alive''
Warframe
The only game where the endgame is just fashion
Is anyone one going to acknowledge the fact that Jakey always has Horse Sense in every video...?
Cause, like. I don't mind.
It makes me laugh everyTime
who is this man
I love that Knifeworks reference. Not very often that you see a store in your rural, South Dakotan town in a youtube video.
Nakey Jakeys the outfit option I want in my video games