STALKER Review | Soviet Survival Simulator™®
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 มิ.ย. 2024
- An accurate depiction of life in the Zone.
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Those are not glitches, those are just the effects of the Zone.
But this isnt a Bethesda universe, so...
HamburgersAndBeer “it just works” my ass
They are not glitches, they are features (and effects of radiation)
* Proceeds to Mary poppins into the atmosphere in a car and die instantly *
Such is life, in the Zone.
ONE OF THE DEVELOPERS DIED 5 DAYS AGO ON THE BAKHMUT FRONT. REST IN PEACE HERO. HE WAS ALSO WORKING ON THE STALKER 2 PROJECT.
MR. Yezhov was his name
NOT BUKMUK OH NO BUUUUKMUUUK
rip bozo.
Rest in piss clown
Amazing how did he manage to get into a fictional country?
"The mythical nation of Ukraine"
Truly, ahead of your time, Seth
I thought the same my friend
Looks like the people of Ukraine are showing the truth of that statement.
That aged badly lmao
@@conorboyle6975 The people of Ukraine hate their own government and we are all fed one sided propaganda in our media.
@@lukeirvine1386 never go full NATO
"the mythical nation of Ukraine" this is aging either like wine or like an egg, depends who you ask.
@@jegga9199 I'm neither Christian, Ukrainian or female, but can I DM you anyhow
@@TuriGamer eggs dont age well too. just sayin
Why would Sseth saying "Ukraine" make this video age badly? The context is simply not there to make it relevant in any way.
@@brandonmorel2658 People always makes these comments when someone mentions the name "Ukraine".
😬
"For westerners Stalker is a game a bout surviving a harsh unforgiving place where there's noone to help or rescue you, human contact is limited and you are left isolated from the outside world.
For slavs Stalker is a simulation of everyday life, surviving a harsh unforgiving place where there's noone to help or rescue you, human contact is limited and you are left isolated from the outside world."
The most accurate review of Stalker.
Those western just come to zone because meme *GET OUT OF HERE STALKER*
and youre so drunk that bugs actually make sense on this bitch of an earth
t. serb
@@veteranloner9892 ПРОХОДИ НЕ ЗАДЕРЖИВАЙСЯ
Теперь во истину точный
А что, за краем карты не так?
Car starts flying
*SUCH IS LIFE IN THE ZONE*
Fu**ing Stalker Weasley
@@filipmalat546 So that's what Ron has been up since his adventures with Harry Potter....
There actually was a Chernobyl disaster in the world of STALKER. The Organization used the nuclear power plant as their base of operation because they powered their equipment with it and the exclusion zone allowed them to keep this a secret. When they fucked up the "earth's informational field" that caused a second disaster which created the zone as you see it in the games.
"I know that I said it wrong. And I will do it again. So I can flow more freely... Like a sewage drain"
nyet, nyet, this is all hear say and in no way resembles the russian government. we are a peaceful people. operation cheeki breeki never resulted in any deaths and the exclusion zone is just a place where we keep vodka.
As s Colombian, that cocaine farmer reference was spot on, and pretty funny
Yeah, it made me snort as well.
@@TheXell cocaina
@@5uperM nope, flour. There are two versions of reality--
Your knolwedge of Slav culture and memes terrifies me more than playing the game itself
The developers forgot one important thing though. They failed to add semechki as a food item.
Except the way he pronounced kalbasa
@@1stdoctor329 It would be seemly too powerful
I'm pretty sure I've heard him saying he's Ashkenazi Jew living in one of the post soviet states (Estonia, I think), so it's not surprising he knows the culture a bit.
0 subscribers with no videos naah mate, he grew up in scotland, but was born in russia i recall, to a romanian father.
As a ukrainian i can confirm that we do not exist
it's like to be a unicorn
Completely agree with that
correct.
the mythical creatures are now in polska.
What about Finland?
@AlphaChocolateTruffle "At least I know how to read braille."
"Fictional nation of Ukraine" hittin' different.
Y-yeah....
Holhols BTFO
@@InvadeNormandy Dead ruskies littering its field, cope and seethe Ivan before you dillate.
@@InvadeNormandy nwooo hohols pls gtfo out of my country
Ukraine playing the uno reverse card and bout to make it the "fictional nation of Russia".
0:20 That guys part of an elite team of deep water diving and scuba professionals utilizing the latest and greatest innovations to traverse highly dangerous and potentially life threatening areas that are only accessible to the few and the bold. To see him appear here is truly an honor and a testament to the greatness him and his team have achieved in the waters of Chernobyl. God Bless and God Speed Gentlemen
Looks very professional, yeeeeaaaahh.. th-cam.com/video/3vB0qy4PKNk/w-d-xo.html
He truly is amazing
Seriously? who he is?
@Дэб Дэбовi know thats It looks Strange but the point is that the First Thing that comes to my Mind is that he belong to some underground civilization of Rat people. And i want to clarify myself that one idea Like that cant be real....... Right?
@Дэб Дэбов Oh, the guy name is super sus, many thanks i thought other thing
Woah, a STALKER review without any cheeki breeki jokes?
I'm impressed
Thank christ for that, Cheeki breeki jokes stopped being funny back in 2012
There was one.
only one almost
Papali papali suki!
Fuckin' hipsters. Yahweh forbid someone enjoy making a reference to something they appreciate.
“The mutants of the zone grunt, squeal and lunge at you with a moments notice” Sounds like a typical night out in any British city then
Or San Francisco. Can confirm we also have the junk heap crack den anomaly. Mom says I can't get the meth needle artifact from these though.
Dave Smith +500 bleeding +10 chemical
@@DaveSmith-cp5kj Watch out for the "Sweaty Turd in a Brownbag" Anomaly
@@DaveSmith-cp5kj plus shit loads of aids
@@seanranklin2733 Ah yes, California, the place that decriminalized purposely giving someone else aids such as stabbing a stranger with a contaminated needle.
Seriously, this place is run by some fucked up people.
WINDOWS BANDERA holy shit I’m dying
"Dementia is subjective."
-Bilbo Baggins
fun fact: the X-ray engine is actually broken on perpose, becasue the AI was so advanced that thay were able to complete the game before you do.
Was the AI advanced enough to spell purpose?
@@yeastyyeasty2168 almost
smart comment
@@drunkenslav2334 its actually true
another mentioned around the campfire bit of lore is that its an accurate simulation of the Noosphere.
-He forgott to save?
-Yes
-Crash eet
XD
Pomp eet, steal his artifacts and crash eet again
Can I get a quick rundown?
Dr. Lanky pump up the price of artifacts den crash eet, do not sell any medkits or bandages
5:36 I remember encountering this Controller on my first playthrough, I heard it's a frightening and difficult experience where the only real option is to just run away up the ladder.
That's what I heard anyways, see, I basically turned around in that tunnel and started running back because I was kind of lost and confused, but I still triggered his spawn, so all I did was sprint up beside him and blast him with my shotgun.
Yeah the poor bastard can’t attack at melee range in vanilla SoC lol, what I did on my second playthrough (in my first, I ran from it) was use the hallway as a cheap peeking cover to poke his health off like how I did it on Lab X16 lol
In every playthrough I just started to fire full auto the moment I saw him. Well, it works.
this controller doesnt give a fuck about your jumpscare tolerance
Real option is the ladder my ass. My AK and I sat and plinked at that bastard till he died. I used most of my medical supplies but I won a moral victory after he scared the piss out of me.
You just have to break the line of sight.
11:05 as a Ukrainian, I can say that we all use Windows 7 bandera edition
Ахах, а коли буде Windows 10 bandera edition?
@@pupsik_99 вирішили скіпнути і зразу робити на одинадцяту
Мы знаем
I wanted a review of a game, not 15 minutes of Ukranian home videos
10/10
But Ukraine doesn't exist!
the zone is a magical place like that
Dick Marrinator
For you
hahaha fuck hou homie.
+TheHalogen131 Ukraine has always existed, unlike "Russia".
The fact that the Slav meme got me into this guy, then this guy got me into roadside picnic, then Roadside Picnic got me into the Stalker movie, then the Stalker movie got me into Tarkovsky, which got me into Soviet film, is incredible.
I want to thank the Academy... The Sseth Academy of Child Soldierhood.
The Trouser Snake Child Soldier Academy xD
He said roadside picnic immediately as I read it in your comment
bruh why is youtube asking for my ID to watch this video all of a sudden my account is FIFTEEN YEARS OLD fuck off
Imagine having 200+ likes in a month in a 2yo video. Sseth's videos really have some replay value go them don't they?!
@@HackionSTx I've seen this vid at least three times - i still find it entertaining. He puts so much time in his editing to the point that it is hard to appreciate all the jokes in just a single watch
As a Ukrainian guy, the "Windows Bandera" just killed me, omfg that's the best thing i ever heard
This man is prophetic. Watching this review in 2023 is surreal. Like how could he make so many references to events that have not happened yet. Sseth truly is a time lord.
Truth be told, most events that happened in Eastern Europe in the last couple of years were kind of to be expected back when this video was made.
As a real Colombian cocaine farmer I can totally confirm that Seth is telling the truth. Thank you so much my good man.
Name checks out.
Buena 👍
Be safe out there
"Even the Ukrainian engineers who created this using microsoft paint on windows bandera" for such a fast joke you still created that whole picture, just want you to know I appreciate that and have to pause your videos regularly!
This is why I love this guy right here.
fucking yeeeeeeeeeeees, i do that a lot ! since i discovered this channel, i kept viewing their videos a lot of times XD
It was a very very cool joke!)
Exactly.
I i keep hitting the got back 10 seconds gesture to laugh at stuff. CONSTANTLY
As a person who grew up in USSR, I give thanks for this nostalgic documentary.
0:53 That aged well, Sseth.
"If the legends are true"
Was this entire video made to justify putting that music video at the end?
I like this theory.
Sseth is a fucking genius
I need the name of that video
@@baronvonskeltal7550 me too!
nothing can justify that music, it's an insult to the universe
For those asking who is the drunk screaming hobbit at the gates of mordor in the beginning - Super Sus. Has a channel. Enjoy the ride
I scrolled for 5 mins for this comment. Thank you
🙏
- how many miles left until the goal?
- 2.
- and then what?
- then another 3.
Oh you meaty bastard
THANK YOU
Every few months I come back and watch this video, love you Seth!
Man, your reviews truly do pay justice to the games discussed. ^^
Also: legendary music video.
Yes... an alternate exit... Of course. I knew that. I certainly didn't crawl around for three hours popping off hail maries at the machine gun until everyone in the outpost was dead... That's something an idiot would do...
I've completed the game like 4 times and I've always tried my hardest to survive the machine gun shooting at me.. I never knew about any other ways of leaving that location...
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I did that too! But after I got the guy on the machine gun I rushed in and murdered the entire camp as you can abuse the machine gun's limited firing arc. Still pissed off that I couldn't steal it since it's mounted to the railing. Eventually found one I could use in the second to last area. Having played the first game I figured that needing to get through the hail of bullets was just another part of the Stalker experience.
That's not something that an idiot would do.
That's something that a STALKER would do.
@@Captain1nsaneo hahah exactly this, just stalker things
>be me
>be living in post-soviet country of Kazakhstan
>want to experience Stalker
>already depressed
>go out to MAGAZ to buy vodka
>drink vodka
>wander the city and fight off bums with rabies and drunk dogs
>mfw i don't even have to buy a game to trully experience STALKER feeling
Wind Wind I was sadly way to high when I saw this comment. And now my sides ache from laughing.
Posting a green text in a youtube comments section... I see the radiation got to your brain
Am I a bad person for googling Kazakhstan to make sure it actually exists?
How dare you not know the almighty country of Borat?
But in this country we say Suka Bliat and also Sheshen sigen
**S.T.A.L.K.E.R becomes canon**
As a Ukrainian, who lives near the Zone, I can totally confirm that this depiction of my life is pretty accurate
Even moreso recently, I guess :/
Uuhhh... So what happened to the Russian forces there? They turned into zombies after emission? Get annihilated by the mighty soldiers of Monolith?
How come you not in a trench yet?
@@SomalianIchimiif I remember correctly they dug into the red forest making trenches, gave themselves radiation poisoning, then ran away with their new mutated tails between their legs
Sorry where do I get a copy of the fabled Windows Bandera? Legally of course.
my mind is blown, i just realised that all of those bugs are anomalies in the game
The ultimate form of "it's not a bug, it's a feature".
@Mr Penguin super emissions
Especially the one with the car
@Mr Penguin the maincharcter leaving existence it self
@Mr Penguin An out-of-body experience
The Almighty Sseth has come to claim thy Shekels.
@@virginiadavila397 no
@@virginiadavila397 bad bot
0:35 Funfact, the channel of that little sewer Gremlin is called "Supersus" he does urban exploration type of content in the Russian-Metro, showing of just: "how well it was constructed and the legendary functionality of Russian engineering after a few decades." (sarcasm)
Edit: Apparently he's from Ukraine, someone I work with who's from Ukraine was VERY eager to point that out to me.
SUS? super? Thats kinda AMOGUS
"Windows Bandera" 🤣
How did you get this footage of my hometown
Did you have to duel people to get artifacts back home then?
Appren yes
New Jersey, right?
@@fuzzydunlop7928
nahh i say it's Frisco with all the needles
I wonder which artifact you got has driven you the most insane.
The merchants guild is pleased with another video my good man.
I would never expect the Jews to do something as altruistic as fund a You Tuber
OY VEy…..?
This video truly aged like fine wine
i made up ukraine for my book a few years ago and some slavs stole my idea for a country, now they refuse to pay me royalties
@@ThisFeatureKindaSucks of course
I seriously appreciated the telepath encounter in the tunnel joke.
we live in a not a perfect world.
It pretty much sums up that encounter.
That telepath made me think about that one time when i killed all soldiers at the military depot and accidently broke the whole story line but at least the soldiers at the zone/outside outpost respawned the second I walked out of it and they all wield an ak 74 or the 6000 ru version. The worst thing about the respawns was the hardness of getting the guns away from the army but puting all the loot into a soldier and then draging the corps to the closest trader can do ( btw the bug exists in clear sky but i dont thing it works in any other stalker oh and you can gain about 10000ru per 2-4 raids a loss of point in your grinding and some good medkits,bandage but i think that you dont realy need to do the part with killing the depot tho). If you need instructions on how to kill most of the soldiers just do this:
1. Find the ak amunation in machine yard.
2. Go to the the outpost ( thrue the one closest to machine yard of corse)
3. The secund you chear the speaker talk shit go slightly right so they dont see you right away.
4. Kill the guys on the road (remember to save the game first).
5. Try to find ap ammo on them (if they dont have a lot reloade the game)
6. Kill the rest (using the ap ammo)
7. Colect all the loot you can find and put it into a corpse of your liking ( it can just be a soldier but a blind dog is the best).
8. Grab the corpse and run as fast as you can ( it may fall out of you hands a few times just remember that you walk slightly slower when you draging a corpse and you cant have your weapon drawed pick it up if you sudenly walk faster or have your weapon out).
9. Profit.
Also dont sell the ak74 you get at the start.
@@patrykkotkowski8781 Wait, you're not supposed to run from the telepath then slaughter the entire military base?
@@oddluck4180 im talking about depot and military outpost at cordon not the location military depoth.
As a slav, I am genuinely surprised that you described our lifestyle so well. Maybe there is a little hope for the west in the end.
He grew up in Eastern Europe if memory serves me well
Hes a Russian living in Denmark
And I'm the queen of Ukraine
Why haven’t you returned yet?! You said you’re just going to buy some milk. It’s been 15 years.
Guess I'll keep living in the zone, searching for purpose.
"The fictional country Ukraine." Looks like Sseth called it
TH-cam has a really good sense of humor sometimes.
I legitimately had no idea the bugs were bugs, I thought it was some Eternal Darkness level Psychological horror.
Well, one can interpreperet that they're hallucinations of the Zone. Whatever, they're still funny sometimes:D
Nothing like hiting a box with a screw so hard that it just brakes the box and teleports the contens of the box straight into hell am i right stalkers?
Well stalker 2 is now announced, looking forward to the review from papa sseth and mandalore
So excited!! Maybe I should catch up or watch an LP. 🤔
I just bought the 3 games due to this one, playing them as we speak
@@sovietred7371 how is the game so far?
@@juanangel2546 FUCKING Awesome!
It have amazing atmosphere. Play it, it's gonna be worth it
There is a Stalker mod called Anomaly that is free to download and play, don't need to own any of the titles in the series. While I still recommend buying the original games to help support the developers Anomaly is a beast all its own. New mechanics, monsters and weapons, options to customize the game when you start (too much to list), a huge map to explore with randomly generated quests for stuff to do while working on main quests, MUCH better optimization thanks to using a 64 bit version of the engine, and so on. I have sunk countless hours into the franchise and with Anomaly I've nearly doubled that time. Misery is good too but requires you own Call of Pripyat, still good though.
I just got done reading the first part of Roadside Picnic, currently on page 57. Since watching this review so many months ago I have played all the Metro games, watch Mandalore Gaming’s review, played 60 Seconds and got the reference, finished the first STALKER game, watched the movie, and watched other video essays on the movie and games. Thanks Sseth, your schizophrenic ramblings have hooked me on Stalker and media like it.
The Monolothic slog (get it...) is one of the most nostalgic parts for me! Though I understand why people dislike it, as it is a huge change of pace from the rest of the game (and you can literally lose a save if you didn't stock up properly and make a save before you leave).
My best memories of Clear Sky were from my first time finishing the game, after fighting my way through the first few waves of Monolith I realized something, I hadn't brought enough ammo for my Vintar BC, and the only weapon I had with any source of replenishable ammo was a fully upgraded hunting rifle (which isn't saying much)... In the end I managed to fight my way through the brainwashed hordes, though it took me a few hours, but I HAD to get headshots on every enemy before they actually had a chance to shoot me as I had also ran out of my healing supplies aside from what I could scrounge off of the corpses. It made for a very intense and memorable experience, and it felt very much in the spirit of Stalker being that I only had shoddy low-grade equipment and was somehow expected to fight groups of enemies equipped with exoskeletons and gauss rifles.
Truly these games are incredible, and I for one am very much looking forward to the upcoming sequel!
As a Slav myself, i thoroughly enjoyed the little slavic references and was impressed by the Westerner's great knowledge of slavic culture and history. Spasibo bolshoe.
I’m pretty sure he’s slavic
Yeah, but last time I was in Easter Łódź it didn't look like in 4:06 .
@@desmond931 he said he lived in Britain in one video, but it might've been a joke
He's trained his voice to be American. He's from UK. Still west of Ukraine I guess
@@desmond931 Slavic my ass. The man has a hardcore "western spy" accent. The knowledge is still very impressive though
In a perfect world....men like me would not exist.
But this is not a perfect world.
Potion seller, enough of this game!
*YOU CANT HANDLE MY POTIONS. NO ONE CAN. MY POTIONS ARE FIT FOR A BEAST LET ALONE A MAN*
You're a rascal
My potions can kill dragons, let alone men.
Why respect knights when my potions can do anything you can.
This video put me on to urban exploration. Thanks, Sseth!
Song / Music name at the end -
Ятинсотэстс - Дыр бубуль
Was curious thanks 😂
"HAPPINESS FOR EVERYBODY, FREE, AND LET NO ONE BE LEFT BEHIND!"
The best part of the book.
Nyuyse That's what makes the ending so great, his final inner monologue on the last couple of pages is fantastic because the whole book is just suffering and filth and the final line completely contrasts that.
Since Arthur was created by Vulture's wish at the golden orb, do you think his wish is really the "will of the Zone"? Is Red allowing the Wish Granter to exercise self-determination?
Probably not. But Red does give the sacrificed Stalker his wish essentially, making amends for the cruel betrayal necessary to reach the Wish Granter in the first place. It's almost as if he wants to say "I should've thrown myself in the meat grinder and let you live."
Red is the only one who called Arthur a wish. I interpreted it as Red being bitter that he tried to live life in the zone by guiding people who insisted on going to back to safety and being pretty selfless, while vulture killed people for gain/so he wouldn't split profits. Red has an objectively awful life and vulture has a pretty good one so Red insists its a supernatural occurrence rather than the world simply being unfair.
The orb probably does nothing and they misunderstand it like everything else in the zone. Red is always altruistic even if he's abrasive. His final dialogue is nothing truly new
StayCalm0 ...or the orb does actually do something, we never find out but I guess that's the beauty of it; either way it doesn't really matter because we see Red come out the other end of his hardships not completely destroyed. He lays his heart bare for both any sort of "intelligence" watching and us reading, guess I've always seen it as astonishing and miraculous in that it shows us that even a life like his does not have to have a bitter end but even after all his mistakes and bad luck he chooses a wish that is altruistic (like you said) and kind.
"Blowout soon, stalker!"
"When?"
*"Now."*
"БЛЯТЬ!"
Bro I just woke up and this vod made my day!
The Russians playing stalker irl at this moment
Some of the russian occupants literally irradiated themselves to death after digging trenches in the red forest
*I see Mandalore hasn't been taking his meds*
Maybe he finally got the good high quality "non-prescription" stuff you can only buy in shady back alleys.
I started watching the both of them before these memes before this was ever mentioned, I’m glad I knew about them both originally I found these comments
No U
Take him to the infirmary
9:41
That JFK part legitimately killed me. Christ. I'm laughing so hard.
You know who else got killed? JFK
Killed him too
hahahaha SAME
My name is JFK
And boy i sure do feel
Ever so nice and safe
In my automobile
xweert711 I didn’t even notice that..
Came back to this wonderful video after playing some SoC on PS4 for the first time. I'm so glad I get to experience Stalker in all of its irradiated, anomaly mad glory!
TH-cam recommendations are wild lately
"Prostitutes"
showing most famous streamer on ru-twitch
@Vercingetorix "Стримерша Карина", sharishaxd TH-cam channel. If you are interested, on 3:25 is another Russian streamer - Alina Rin.
@@user-pw8wm7sf3u are you sure this is not the same person?
Honestly what's the difference at this point
@@OdaVenom I'm sure.
@@WailordLvX Exactly.
10:43 onwards I nearly pissed myself laughing at all that shit you just show without reacting like "yep this is about expected"
Omg DeSinc Pls Do A Video About Stalker
Oh hey there!
I love you
such is life in the zone
Please do stalker.
That Ukraine joke aged well lmao
if you're a homosoveticus, yeah
Украинские ПВО такие крутые, что могут сбивать 18 из 12 ракет РФ, но при этом каким-то образом
электричества всё меньше, а воду теперь надо брать у отдельного грузовичка, это капец как смешно на фоне заявлений о перемоге.
Кстати у вас там скоро может быть Чернобыль 2, т.к. ЗАЭС снова начали обстреливать
Интересно кто? Будь это РФ так и сказали бы, что РФ, но почему-то тянут с оффициальными заявлениями).
И помни, это ты голосовал за бесхребетного Зеленского, которого раком ставит разом любой командир АЗОВ.
@@russka9337 Here you can see an average Z-russian with a list of pre-prepared phrases to projec the "strength of Russia" with industrial grade copium. Individuals like this one will bombard you with almost random points just to *somehow* make you believe that Russian struggling to conquer Ukraine for 9 months is somehow normal for the "second army in the world". Somehow he managed to simultaneously believe all the nonsence of the official Kremlin media, like the Ukrainian people sitting in darkness and without running water, *and* not find it strange that the Great Russian Army not just struggles to defeat such a country, but also had to abandon a city they declared to be the center of a region of official Russian Federation territory after its conquest.
@@russka9337 here it is, ruzzian bot triggered by word "Ukraine" is coming for you in the comments
Intro aged well
Very
it's based only if you're pro-socialist homosoveticus
After 6 years you actually taught me how to pass Clear Sky intro phase out of the swamp...
Wtf lol?
It's easy to hide from the soldiers' machine gun behind the tree (not the thickest one, but the thin one), wait until he stops shooting and then run through the hedge
@@jajacoolCr "Wait until he stops shooting" You mean never?
Di you know you can snipe him with the Rifle/Hunting Shotgun and some armor piercing bullets?
I didn't. Until I got so pissed of at this twat that I started to shoot at this сука and managed to kill him.
@@AurelionSass there was some time that the machine gun is stopped firing, that was your chance
@@rain_f I usually just start running even before the "ALERT STALKER DETECTED" guy starts talking, and i usually make it. Usually.
You’re all alone in your room.
Suddenly, from your closet, you hear a “hey hey people, Sseth here.”
Wyd?
nut
Remove pants and assume the position.
I give him my clothes and the best rifle out of the pile of them on the floor.
Get the AK and remove muta-- I mean get the automatic intruder deterrent device and expropriate the genetically challenged individual of it's vital functions.
Ask for more drugs.
3:27 cool purple soap dispenser in on the wall
This video is so good that I can watch it multiple times and it'll be still be fun
Sseth: "there's many words to describe the average Russian and bilingual is not one of them"
Me: *dead*
As a russian i totally agree. Historically russians used to know 3 or more languages to some degree.
I, myself, have knowledge in over 4)
@@Lisiralei Standard russian, sober russian, VERY drunk russian and a little ukrainian?
@@konstantinchurkin8037 you are aware on what channel this comment was made?
SolaniusCCG is the channel racist towards russians?
@@kam2894 doubt it lol
Sseth and S.T.A.L.K.E.R.? Looks like christmas came early this year.
I came early after hearing that smooth voice.
@@jaimediaz6295 *hey hey people* I want an smr of this...
So true.
Not the only thing that came.
Dude your edition work is awesome !!!
"windows bandera" can't stop laughing. It feels like you have some kind of degree on eastern Europ history.
Кирс Whelp,He is Russian isn’t he?
He was a Ukranian pseudo-nazi.
@@TH-camisntlettingmeuseczech fighter for the independence*
@@pavlotretiakov2130 both.
Bandera was a glorious fighter for independence of a free nation aka mischievous terrorist Nazi collaborator working for EA Games. Depends on the type of propaganda you prefer to be brainwashed by.
"Some want to Secure, other Contain, and other even Protect it" hey heeey
Holy shit i just realize it just now after 2 years
Secure - Clear Sky
Contain - Duty
Protect - Freedom
hmm that's sounds very familiar.
WAIT WHAT
OH NO
Too bad he said "contain, study and protect" lmfao deaf nigga
I've only just found your channel. I'm so sorry it's taken this long to find you. I'm finally home with my people.
This video got me to rent the audiobook of Roadside Picnic from my library’s Libby app. It was great!
I like how Sseths videos can't even recommend other Sseth videos.
Too based for TH-cam!!🤣
Shadowbanned
My entire recommended list is just Sseth vids.
@@GrilladKirby Your name hints to why that is already.
@@unsrescyldas9745 Touché
Still less buggy than a Bethesda game.
LOL
100% true!
It's brilliant - they can pass any bugs as glitches in the Zone !
that not bugs, that anomaly
Bugs? You mean unintentionally programmed anomalies?
*Well this intro aged well*
based on a fictional country
Traps, goblins, giantesses. Oh Seth how deep does your degeneracy go
Pekka.D you forgot all the furries and scalies
You call it degeneracy,
I call it art.
@@Valdetiosi That makes Mao a humans rights activist then.
@Plain Plane
What cost is 100 million dead for the great leap forward?
referring to, or even mocking such things doesn't mean the same as enjoying them
„Hunts for kabanosy in Eastern Łódź”
I love you seth. As a person from Łódź who loves kabanosy.
Miałem zonka, gdy zobaczyłem wspomnienie o Łodzi, ale potem sobie przypomniałem, że życie tam to gameplay Stalkera.
@@Scarab1233 szczególnie na Bałutach i na włókniarzy po 22
@@Homer-fc5fm zapraszam na zarzewską i okolice przybyszewskiego. Niezapomniane przeżycia, anomalie, emisje i wpierdol
Fnordom Fluxus xd
Til kabanos is an actual word, not a wordplay on "kaban" (russian for boar)
>Mythical Nation of Ukrain
Tzeentch being Clairvoyant and Based.
This video is funny for different reasons in this year
*OH NO, THE WISE WAKANDAN SHAMAN IS HERE TO TAKE MY SHEKELS ONCE AGAIN!*
All jokes aside, I remember sinking my teeth into Shadow of Chernobyl fresh out of beating Fallout 3 as I was still hungry for more post-apoc survival RPG. Coming from the Fallout series, known for being a bit more grounded in “reality” (or at least being more believable), that game completely threw me off guard and genuinely fascinated me at every turn. The survival aspects and difficulty of the STALKER series made Fallout look like a kid’s sandbox. The metaphorical vagueness of The Zone, the disturbing creatures found throughout the game, and the unexplainable paranormal anomalies throughout the game both frightened and encapsulated me. To this day, Shadow of Chernobyl remains one of the most memorable games I’ve ever played and I’ll never forget how I felt going into that game completely blind - no guides, no wiki.
Anyway, just wanted to throw in my two cents for the few people out there who haven’t yet played a STALKER game. If you haven’t... do yourself a favor and do so.
This made my day most fallout players be comparing it to stalker and saying fallout 2 and nv is better
You read his comment in Sseth's voice, didn't you
why is even the F-trash from bethesda in the same sentence as Stalker? seriously im being dickish on purpose.
cant wait for stalker 2, probably gonna be my first stalker game
@@sillylittleowlguy2392 you must at least try some stalker mods. Call of Chernobyl, Dead Air, or Anomaly (the best one out there imo)
I came here to see how people react to the "Mythical nation of Ukraine" these days.
Not disappointed, 10/10 would recommend.
Oooooofffff this review was way ahead of its time.
Roadside Picnic is one of my favourite books ever. I highly recommend it to anyone and everyone. It's a pretty short piece of science fiction, yet absolutely thrilling and surprisingly profound. Funny though, it has nothing to do with Chernobyl and the story is not even happening in Russia or Ukraine, but I guess deveopers decided the game would be a lot more marketable this way.
The location is based on the film, which is does in Chernobyl
@@angquangnguyenthac2833 If you're talking about Tarkovsky's "Stalker", it actually happens in an unspecified location. Moreover, it was shot 6 years before Chernobyl incident even happened, sooo... yeah.
Well the powerplant is a dead giveaway
It's really an excellent read, first time I saw the film I had to put the book out of my head and take the film at face value. The two work alone wonderfully, but together form a brilliant body of art. The games, and I played Shadow of Chernobyl and Pripyat seemed to be in the same universe but too far removed. Glorious none the less!
have you read hard to be a god by the strugatsky brothers? it's phenomenal as well, thoroughly reccomend!
>coded it in MS Paint on Windows 7 Bandera
True story, trust me I'm Ukrainian
this is gold
sharishaxd
Люси Сорью it has a beautiful charm doesn’t it? Quality < heart and soul.
>trust me i'm ukrainian
fool me once, shame on you
орал с этой хуйни в присядку
Seeing Albertslund always makes me happy. SSeth should never forget his second home.
RIP Yezhov. He was a true Stalker!
Yeah, may God bless his soul
"Which is actually based on a fictional country here in Europe."
>Ukraine is clearly visible right there.
*You saw nothing.*
@The Thunderblade Hello we see you are trying to say there is no Ukraine and are ready to bitch at you
-American
You need a artifact detector to see Ukraine.
You didn't see Ukraine on the map because IT'S NOT THERE
Discovering something , that doesnt exist
@@jackdislushie2224(unwraps) Hey!
5:37 thank god this is not a perfect world
What type of mutant is that?
Well this aged well
love the Super Sus screaming in front of a nuclear bunker door bit at the start
So can we get an actual explanation of the box filled with hypodermic needles?
It's an anomaly. Try throwing a bolt at it.
I think Sseth studies/studied medicine.
@@theblancmange1265 I didn't know medical students had access to copious amounts of dirty needles for whatever purpose.
@@mememan9890 He has gnomish tricks.
@@mememan9890 as fucked up as it is depending where ones live that could've been legit trash thrown away from someone or and attempt of a clean up of them scattered across the grounds. You can go to Walmart and buy a box of 100 needles. They are easily accessible to the populace