Sir, this is Minecraft movie. And that’s a skeleton. There are no muscles on a skeleton. Do you want him limp on the ground emotionless? Actually do you want the movie to just be 2 hours of darkness since Minecraft isn’t accurate?
@@Bradfrad362 Exactly mate, that was my point. There's no reason to bother worrying about anatomy, because then they wouldn't be moving. I think you misunderstood what I meant
7:17 I always figured the Ender Pearl teleports you when it hits a surface and shatters. It's probably extremely fragile, but if you have a light touch juggling it won't do a thing.
Its a pretty large chicken, you can see it in the blocks being a different size to the blocks - its about 1 and a half blocks tall. Plus, the cooked chicken is large
But I mean, if you look the trapdoor is halfway up the glass and the chicken goes well into the second block where there's nothing impeding the lava from reaching the chicken
6:19 but if you notice the 2 iron trapdoors are under the block not over it, so they are at the high of normals block, so lava can kill the chicken. For the ender pearl thing, he just say it was the only one he have. That don't mean it's the only one he ever had. Plus the fact i reach the End and take elitra mean i had more than one. Just the fact that i know how it work mean he had more in the past. Plus we have to count that it's probably harder for a real human to kill an enderman.
Exept for they are not as high as a normal block, otherwise they would end at the thick line in the glass. But they also don't start at the bottom of the block either because again no line of glass. This whole thing is so curse because they cared enough to add the glass texture but not enough to make sure it made sense.
Actually it even worse then I first thought. The trap doors doesn't have a side. You can see the shadow of the trap door on the ground. You know, the ground you shouldn't be able to see. Aaaaaa
6:52 It's entirely possible Steve's gotten more than one ender pearl, since he already knows exactly what it does and isn't even phased by seeing it in use. What's more likely is he only has one *left*. And so far we haven't seen any endermen, nor do the piglins look willing to trade for pearls. It seems to me that pearls are hard to come by, and he was saving the only one he had left in case of an emergency or something.
Since he has been to the end, as evidenced by the elytra he has, it is also possible that the endermen only spawn in the end in this movie, hence why he has only one enderpearl
maybe in the movie the end portal is already open like piglins don't come to the overworld in game so maybe the portals between realities are just easier and the end portal is just open
@@elizathegamer413 Actually, piglins can come to the Overworld (though you generally have to "force" them). It even results in them transforming into Zombie Piglins
@Lorfo11 my point is that you generally have to force them and that they become zombified very fast, which doesn't appear to be the case in game (Also hoglins are scared of portals but I'm not sure if piglins are)
Technically, the chicken is standing on a trapdoor aligned like it was placed on top of a bottom slab, if you go by the glass blocks. Which would cook it, barring any weirdness (beyond the normal weirdness).
Yeah, i think this is what they had in mind. In a universe like this, there’s no reason why you’d be able to place a trapdoor on a block’s level but no a slab’s.
I like how people are bothered by a simple farm that is clearly working thanks to the movie logic but aren't the least bit worried about how "accurate" the Piglins riding Ghasts and playing wardrums are. It truly amazes me.
Oh I'm absolutely bothered by all of the inaccuracies and extreme creative liberties taken. It's just especially funny when they actually try to replicate a game accurate chicken farm and fail. If the trapdoor was on the top half then the lava would destroy the items dropped by the chicken before they could be collected, so that wouldn't really work either. The whole point of the trapdoor (which should have been a slab) is to protect the items from being burned.
It doesn't work, Uberhaxornova spent over an hour trying different ways to get it to work and it just didn't. How it looks in the movie is impossible to replicate in-game
6:05 remember, the blocks in the movie are smaller than in game. They didn’t say the mobs were though. That means that in the movie, the chicken is large enough in relation to the blocks to die.
Also... If only Minecraft movie really was a bit gory. Like seriously! For a game that has "no scary stuff" They sure do love adding stuff like the disc 11 and 13 And the warden disc... The cave sounds... Literally, just playing the game mining in a cave and all of a sudden a cave sound plays I'M GONE!!!
5:50 this only doesn’t work if the chicken is basically standing on the same block the trapdoor is in. If the chicken is in the block above the lava can flow there
5:29 Correct me if I’m wrong, but the trapdoors may be top trapdoors(they’re a little too flat in the movie to tell), so the chicken gets swallowed by the lava completely, and there are hoppers or something under so the fried chicken stays intact
The lava would destroy the items instantly, there's no way it could be picked up. Also that would mean a hopper is occupying the same block space as the trapdoor, which could be done with a hopper minecart I guess but that doesn't solve the problem of the items being burned.
as someone who doesn't like farming for the end, got elytra and saw no reason to go back. Maybe he used most of the ones he had stockpiled for a trip to the end, used them in said situation, and only had one left currently. He didn't say it was the only one he ever had. plus he knows how they work.
that's what I was thinking and it was why he was disappointed when the other dude used it since it would mean he would have to find an enderman and get lucky
End cities are one of the fastest ways to get max enchants and shulker boxes. There is a reason to go back, I started a new world and got max enchanted diamond armor and tools in 2 hours from end busting
Why didn't the guy take fall damage though? We might be used to that not being an issue in late game but that's just because we all got feather falling 3 by then. He should've sprained an ankle from that.
7:18, i might be wrong and dont know about it. But, i think we teleport because the ender pearl breaks when we throw it, so just passing it from one hand to another without it breaking would result in nothing.
5:12 I actually think it is a stone slab, following the style of CBS Blocks. From what I've seen the "trapdoors" extend down quite a bit, and since the top is halfway up the glass, it should (?) work.
Bruh I just realized they don't even have him wear a blue t-shirt like actual Steve, it's a blue sweater with long sleeves (rolled up in Jack Black's case). Like who actually saw any depiction of Steve and thought, "We need to get a light-blue sweater." Am I crazy? I always thought he wore a plain light-blue t-shirt. If anything the official design is more cyan, so they didn't even get the shade of blue quite right.
why you care about the shirt when they cant even get Steve shape right. Steve is not round and they put the most rounded and shortest person 😂. It should have been the rock or some syit.
@@KKYT1802 That's kind of what Notch was going for, racial ambiguity, Steve's race is fully up to interpretation, I see him as Mexican, you see him as black, some people see him as white, it's a fun little thing.
If you look at the glass blocks in the trailer in relation to the stone it seems like the trapdoors are actually placed on slabs. It doesn't line up on top of a full block unless it's a weird camera angle
i think the minecraft movie may still be recovered and still be watchable but it's definitely not as good as mario movie i don't know why everyone want to make live action movies
everything is live action cuz of this 1 mf who thinks animation is for kids, probably hasnt gone outside in 20 years and lives in his mom's basement edit: that was a joke ._.
@@Ice-0n-F1re I don't agree with the way it is, but most professional movie critics especially those that run the academy awards agree that animated movies shouldn't be taken as seriously. Clearly most of these live action movies are still kid's movies
I like it, mainly for the flaws, but also it's dumb fun, so why bother over critiquing this one? It's not like the FNAF movie where I personally really wanted a horror movie based on fnaf, but was very disappointed in that regard. Plus it's just a very basic film altogether
Having an animated Sonic film set in Mobius would be great, but no, it has to be live action and set in USA. The Mario Movie was animated. I still find it weird that it has to be set in USA at first, but at least most of it is in the Mario universe. I wish they just didn't take every franchise and put it in USA, but that might just be my opinion. Minecraft Movie also takes place on earth at first. Nothing proving the country, but it was filmed in Canada, but will probably be set in USA as well. I don't mind films actually set in USA. But that doesn't mean you have to take other universes and shoehorn USA into them as well.
To be fair, it’s shown that Steve has a full brown beard in the miner scene, same as when entering the Minecraft world (I think, can’t remember) and Jack black had grey hair, so it’s safe to assume Steve would be the same age because he doesn’t have a full brown beard anymore, so he likely would’ve been in the world for a long time.
1:00 The blue block that surrounds the gold block was "A Prismarine Block" Why? Bcuz i compare those two blocks the colors the textures are the same if im wrong then i stupid...
It’s read in a spiral, so you start on “Iron”, then continue the spiral. Full series of words is: Iron, Gold, Stonl (Stone), gate (now we move in 1 for the E), Head, and Home
4:51 Now in terraria you need to dig 3 blocks wide to fit in.... The camera is even having the 2d thing, now real question Terraria x Minecraft movie real? (Really stupid thing to say but uh. Yeah)
No, garret is just a wither skeleton. (In reality, the blocks are just smaller than the game, but wither skeletons are 3 blocks tall, and garret is taller than Steve and the crew.)
If I remember correctly Skeletons can spawn with swords, it's just extremely rare and I don't think it's on Java. I'm also pretty sure I've seen Ibxtoycat show that they do on one of the regular Minecraft versions.
@@Quackra they also often pick them up in nether fortresses when wither skellies drop them (at least before the preferred weapon fixes they just made).
Yeah they can pick them up, I should know, I've been caught in many death loops😅 I think they may have fixed it though with the preferred weapon thing.
"oh chicken won't die there's a trapdoor" trapdoors can be placed on top of a 1:1 block space and not in the block above. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk
3:14 This is literally how enchanting tables make me feel 😭 I’m always so dead set on reading every bit of galactic I can find and testing my skills because I don’t even need the Lingojam translator anymore, and then it’s just random gibberish like this that I can’t even tell if it’s meant to mean something or not Edit: 3:22 Oh, that makes sense 😂 OF COURSE they had to somehow mess it up and annoy peeps in the process lol
2:40 ah, yes. my anatomically accurate claymation bones, shifting to contort my facial expressions. not like muscles exist
muscles are overrated anyways
yeah that’s the biggest issue I have with the skeletons
Ok lets be fr here, if we're being anatomical they shouldn't be moving at all
Sir, this is Minecraft movie. And that’s a skeleton. There are no muscles on a skeleton. Do you want him limp on the ground emotionless? Actually do you want the movie to just be 2 hours of darkness since Minecraft isn’t accurate?
@@Bradfrad362 Exactly mate, that was my point. There's no reason to bother worrying about anatomy, because then they wouldn't be moving. I think you misunderstood what I meant
as a mine, i yearned for the children
Um 💀
Drake?
diddy is that you?
As a yearn, I mined for the children
🤨
7:17 I always figured the Ender Pearl teleports you when it hits a surface and shatters. It's probably extremely fragile, but if you have a light touch juggling it won't do a thing.
Meh, it only takes the slightest nudge from a passive mob to activate it in a stasis chamber.
@@jonwallace6204I don't think such uses were ever an intended mechanic
So if you kick a enderman in *the balls* it instantly kills it ( or atleast its next generations )
@@jonwallace6204does it activate If you Touch it yourself?
yeah cause you can throw the item down with q and it doesn't break
7:25 He's swapping it to his offhand
actually he swapped it from his offhand to his normal hand, unless he's left-handed
@@sillyTheJester Hey, some of us do play left-handed.
plot twist garbage guy is left handed for some reason (interesting character design)
@@tallynnyntyg6008 this is a blasphemy against the HOLY SPIRIT
@@LotFrat ...no?
3:22 it makes sence, it goes in a spiral, and it says: iron, gold stone, gate, head, home
What does it mean tho?
Yeah what does It mean that's what I wanted to know
@@Axel-ic5of this I don't know
he gets iron, then gold, and stone, then he leaves through a gate in the mines and heads home
NO.
MEAL.
0:15 "first moo"
3:08 "mushroom moo"
5:06 "flower moo"
8:08 "last moo"
Moo
Thanks for the information 😊
It sounds like mur than moo
Ok
The most important comment
Its a pretty large chicken, you can see it in the blocks being a different size to the blocks - its about 1 and a half blocks tall. Plus, the cooked chicken is large
Hello IdleOn pfp :)
@@Roddinn7228 actually idle skilling
But I mean, if you look the trapdoor is halfway up the glass and the chicken goes well into the second block where there's nothing impeding the lava from reaching the chicken
If i remember they scaled the blocks down since it looked weird.
if the chicken is 1.5 blocks with those blocks it's normal size because the blocks are smaller
You know the best part about the gun? They officially liken the kid to a modder, and the game's EULA expressly forbids adding firearms to the game.
Kid got banned after walking over with it lol
thats why the kid disappears, he got banned
Well so the kid gets banned. Cool plot twist ig?
Which is stupid
Breaking the law
6:19 but if you notice the 2 iron trapdoors are under the block not over it, so they are at the high of normals block, so lava can kill the chicken.
For the ender pearl thing, he just say it was the only one he have. That don't mean it's the only one he ever had. Plus the fact i reach the End and take elitra mean i had more than one. Just the fact that i know how it work mean he had more in the past. Plus we have to count that it's probably harder for a real human to kill an enderman.
Exept for they are not as high as a normal block, otherwise they would end at the thick line in the glass. But they also don't start at the bottom of the block either because again no line of glass. This whole thing is so curse because they cared enough to add the glass texture but not enough to make sure it made sense.
Actually it even worse then I first thought. The trap doors doesn't have a side. You can see the shadow of the trap door on the ground. You know, the ground you shouldn't be able to see. Aaaaaa
Its not like the enderman doesnt have free will and will get stopped by the two blocks thing
In all my years of watching youtube videos, this is it. The peak I yearned for. The experience of a lifetime. Thank you mr Phonix.
As a child/miner/ I can confirm I do indeed yearn for the mines
lol so true. We were born for those mines
. 💬
☝️🤓
children don't become miners. if they do, the walls of all caves would be covered in crayons.
yes
As a child, so do I
The warner brothers item probably summons Steve and copyrights you
"Since I was a child, I yearned for the copyright striking"
@@hamzamotara4304 David Zaslav moment
patch notes:
Added Warner Bros item
Removed unnecessary animations (skeletons now just glide across the ground)
6:52
It's entirely possible Steve's gotten more than one ender pearl, since he already knows exactly what it does and isn't even phased by seeing it in use. What's more likely is he only has one *left*. And so far we haven't seen any endermen, nor do the piglins look willing to trade for pearls. It seems to me that pearls are hard to come by, and he was saving the only one he had left in case of an emergency or something.
ah so Steve has the opposite of Dream "Luck"
Since he has been to the end, as evidenced by the elytra he has, it is also possible that the endermen only spawn in the end in this movie, hence why he has only one enderpearl
maybe in the movie the end portal is already open like piglins don't come to the overworld in game so maybe the portals between realities are just easier and the end portal is just open
@@elizathegamer413 Actually, piglins can come to the Overworld (though you generally have to "force" them). It even results in them transforming into Zombie Piglins
@Lorfo11 my point is that you generally have to force them and that they become zombified very fast, which doesn't appear to be the case in game
(Also hoglins are scared of portals but I'm not sure if piglins are)
0:35 who turned Steve into gru 💀
gru when he was a miner
2:27
Hey its me, Goku!
I've heard that your yearn for the mines is pretty strong...
"It's a loudener. It's a gun and it is very loud"
~PhoenixSc 2024
He put an echo chamber on his gun rather than a silencer to discombobulate the hostile mobs.
I remember this post
THERUSSIANBADGER reference?
I remember playing with that in infinite welfare
in the last clip, the original played "they not like us" in the background the whole time, adds to the humor and the "miner" at the end.
LMAO
Yeah, I muted it. Had enough copyright claims for the last month.
@@PhoenixSC aw dang it
Because he is placing blocks and shit…
@@Sniffer25 cause he's in fucking minecraft
4:11 "That one's riding him! I didn't even know you could do that!"
Omg lol 😂
@_Choco_ Do you get the reference? 😂
Best comment so far.
@@YourLocalKirbyMain I'm so happy someone got it; I thought I was an oldie.
They ride now?
6:43 the hell is farts & barks??
You don't want to know
farts and barks
i was about to comment that
i think it was a joke prediction for an update name but i'm not sure which one, probably armored paws tho
3:56 THATS A MINECRAFT BLUNDERBUSS JUDGING BY THAT BARREL. with.. a scope for some reason and a cut off stock..
Technically, the chicken is standing on a trapdoor aligned like it was placed on top of a bottom slab, if you go by the glass blocks. Which would cook it, barring any weirdness (beyond the normal weirdness).
Yeah, i think this is what they had in mind. In a universe like this, there’s no reason why you’d be able to place a trapdoor on a block’s level but no a slab’s.
I made something like this before in game, but I used hoppers not trapdoors
I like how people are bothered by a simple farm that is clearly working thanks to the movie logic but aren't the least bit worried about how "accurate" the Piglins riding Ghasts and playing wardrums are. It truly amazes me.
@@janezat2939to be honest one is a thing people make and one is just movie things
Oh I'm absolutely bothered by all of the inaccuracies and extreme creative liberties taken. It's just especially funny when they actually try to replicate a game accurate chicken farm and fail. If the trapdoor was on the top half then the lava would destroy the items dropped by the chicken before they could be collected, so that wouldn't really work either. The whole point of the trapdoor (which should have been a slab) is to protect the items from being burned.
It does work - the trap door in the movie it's on top of the block you made it at the bottom on other block
Could be, but most people definitely see the trapdoor on the bottom half of the block.
@@PhoenixSCbut how they gonna get the chicken out anyway
It’s probably over a hopper
@@LgiidOakLeaves That's why there's a trap door, to open it & drop the chicken into a receptacle or dish or whatever.
It doesn't work, Uberhaxornova spent over an hour trying different ways to get it to work and it just didn't. How it looks in the movie is impossible to replicate in-game
honestly seeing that cross section shot instantly reminded me of those mobile game ads with the zombies and stuff
4:14 Obviously, Jack Black is a Technoblade fan, and watched that one charity tournament he dunked on where he became Technoplane.
2:49 the first thing i thought after seeing the skelleton was that meme 💀
2:56 ah yes, the dismemberment-inator, personally one of my favorite weapons in the game
lol (chain)
Doof?
It's Minecraft, they're _-ificators_ thank you very much.
(TangoTek Evil Incorporaaaaateeeeed!)
tangoooooooooo
Arthur Mrozek from the house of TangoTech Incorporated:
[this joke, is almost one region locked]
6:05 remember, the blocks in the movie are smaller than in game. They didn’t say the mobs were though. That means that in the movie, the chicken is large enough in relation to the blocks to die.
4:37 That feels like it would be for a terraria movie for a bit.
What how? Except for the body exploding ig, I'd say it'd still be for like 12+
Also... If only Minecraft movie really was a bit gory.
Like seriously! For a game that has "no scary stuff" They sure do love adding stuff like the disc 11 and 13
And the warden disc...
The cave sounds...
Literally, just playing the game mining in a cave and all of a sudden a cave sound plays I'M GONE!!!
Like atleast for terraria when you're mining you're at least jamming out to what's playing! 💀
7:06 Ok that edit is pretty funny
5:50 this only doesn’t work if the chicken is basically standing on the same block the trapdoor is in. If the chicken is in the block above the lava can flow there
1:13 don’t think I didn’t see the parkour civilisation house
5:29 Correct me if I’m wrong, but the trapdoors may be top trapdoors(they’re a little too flat in the movie to tell), so the chicken gets swallowed by the lava completely, and there are hoppers or something under so the fried chicken stays intact
They are bottom trapdoors
The lava would destroy the items instantly, there's no way it could be picked up. Also that would mean a hopper is occupying the same block space as the trapdoor, which could be done with a hopper minecart I guess but that doesn't solve the problem of the items being burned.
@@TitanFearless they're placed as if they were on top of bottom slabs, going by the glass blocks. Which can't be done in game.
@@phantomjadenIf the chicken is atop the trapdoors the lava will reach it but not low enough to burn the cooked chicken
@@shajidrahaman did you even watch the video? Phoenix literally tries that in game and it doesn’t work.
as someone who doesn't like farming for the end, got elytra and saw no reason to go back. Maybe he used most of the ones he had stockpiled for a trip to the end, used them in said situation, and only had one left currently. He didn't say it was the only one he ever had. plus he knows how they work.
that's what I was thinking and it was why he was disappointed when the other dude used it since it would mean he would have to find an enderman and get lucky
End cities are one of the fastest ways to get max enchants and shulker boxes. There is a reason to go back, I started a new world and got max enchanted diamond armor and tools in 2 hours from end busting
@angelascotney3204 also, shulker boxes
Why didn't the guy take fall damage though? We might be used to that not being an issue in late game but that's just because we all got feather falling 3 by then. He should've sprained an ankle from that.
@@SuperGamefreak18and also explains why he knows how they work
I thought the boots that were on the shelf were feather falling enchanted boots due to the feathers, but they may be the swiftness boots from dungens.
7:18, i might be wrong and dont know about it.
But, i think we teleport because the ender pearl breaks when we throw it, so just passing it from one hand to another without it breaking would result in nothing.
4:23 THANK YOU! I have heard idiots call a loudener a “loudenencer” like absolute idiots
Y’all got a silencer I got a loudencer (insert image of gun with gramophone head attached)
1:11 Portal 2 ending be like
A Minecraft Movie will be a film advocating for child labor and I fully support that
Also children handling guns.
5:40 I swear to god this is the best music match up I’ve ever heard/seen
5:12 I actually think it is a stone slab, following the style of CBS Blocks. From what I've seen the "trapdoors" extend down quite a bit, and since the top is halfway up the glass, it should (?) work.
When Phoenix said "moooo", I felt that.
Electric angel pfp
Bruh I just realized they don't even have him wear a blue t-shirt like actual Steve, it's a blue sweater with long sleeves (rolled up in Jack Black's case).
Like who actually saw any depiction of Steve and thought, "We need to get a light-blue sweater."
Am I crazy? I always thought he wore a plain light-blue t-shirt. If anything the official design is more cyan, so they didn't even get the shade of blue quite right.
why you care about the shirt when they cant even get Steve shape right. Steve is not round and they put the most rounded and shortest person 😂. It should have been the rock or some syit.
I always saw Steve as a buff mexican dude in a cyan short sleeve with blue pants.
Edit: Grammar
It’s a shirt that miners wear. Simple
@@ni__wolf143I saw him as black (Light toned) but that works too
@@KKYT1802 That's kind of what Notch was going for, racial ambiguity, Steve's race is fully up to interpretation, I see him as Mexican, you see him as black, some people see him as white, it's a fun little thing.
3:02 the unarmed combat from Team Fortress 2
Fr fr
Nope zombie arm from terraria
@@CBor42how do u know? What if it was the unarmed combat from tf2
What if it was the
Dude came from the reddit
If you look at the glass blocks in the trailer in relation to the stone it seems like the trapdoors are actually placed on slabs. It doesn't line up on top of a full block unless it's a weird camera angle
4:33 -😂 you should put some screaming goat and sniffer sounds as a censoring sound
05:01 smash
real
Smash 🐀
Destroy
lost nnn to it 😔
@iexistinthisworld for me it was bro he's soo hot
love the recurring PhoenixSC moo
I love the recurring PhoenixSC moo
mmooo
i think the minecraft movie may still be recovered and still be watchable but it's definitely not as good as mario movie i don't know why everyone want to make live action movies
everything is live action cuz of this 1 mf who thinks animation is for kids, probably hasnt gone outside in 20 years and lives in his mom's basement
edit: that was a joke ._.
@@Ice-0n-F1re I don't agree with the way it is, but most professional movie critics especially those that run the academy awards agree that animated movies shouldn't be taken as seriously. Clearly most of these live action movies are still kid's movies
@@Ice-0n-F1rewell… the people at Mojang wanted to do live action because everyone does animation and they wanted to do something different
I like it, mainly for the flaws, but also it's dumb fun, so why bother over critiquing this one? It's not like the FNAF movie where I personally really wanted a horror movie based on fnaf, but was very disappointed in that regard. Plus it's just a very basic film altogether
Having an animated Sonic film set in Mobius would be great, but no, it has to be live action and set in USA.
The Mario Movie was animated. I still find it weird that it has to be set in USA at first, but at least most of it is in the Mario universe. I wish they just didn't take every franchise and put it in USA, but that might just be my opinion.
Minecraft Movie also takes place on earth at first. Nothing proving the country, but it was filmed in Canada, but will probably be set in USA as well.
I don't mind films actually set in USA. But that doesn't mean you have to take other universes and shoehorn USA into them as well.
"YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE HERO, BRIAN!" "Hero brian? I like the sound of that..."
6:51 Its because Steve is an absolute giga chad, who doesn't build farms because he thinks it ruins the fun of Minecraft.
3:36 Ivor commits terrorism and mass genocide in the first 10 minutes lol
Imagine if they made at least one mcsm reference
@@gamer_glenn5438I wanna see the kid waste his materials to make a Chekov's gun lever.
the trapdoors are on the block below 5:46
If you at the lines on the glass, the movie's chicken farm has trapdoors on top of slabs somehow
2:03 easy, he changed servers so its a new inventory
Those trapdoors are placed ⅛th of a block higher than the bottom of the glass, thank goodness the chicken is safe
1:07 kazakhstan potion
Come on, living in Kazakhstan isn't THAT expensive...
How do you know Kazakhstan?
6:33 FINALLY a TH-camr says the right name and not a terraria reference
Because who the hell plays Minecraft Dungeons. 😂
@@indeedinteresting2156 Me?
@@indeedinteresting2156it's better than normal MC's gameplay loop no cap
Yeah, I'm on Apocalypse +25 and I still come up weekly to do the tower
Terraria superior, Minecraft dungeons inferior
“ParisSC” showed us some memes.
5:53 in bedrock edition trapdoors and doors are not blocking water and lava
If it was bedrock they would randomly die while flying or doing anything
1:57 to be fair, his shirt changed too. This isn't a continuity error, his clothing was intentionally changed.
To be fair, it’s shown that Steve has a full brown beard in the miner scene, same as when entering the Minecraft world (I think, can’t remember) and Jack black had grey hair, so it’s safe to assume Steve would be the same age because he doesn’t have a full brown beard anymore, so he likely would’ve been in the world for a long time.
1:00 The blue block that surrounds the gold block was "A Prismarine Block"
Why? Bcuz i compare those two blocks the colors the textures are the same
if im wrong then i stupid...
Meth , it's meth
3:15 I can read “Iron”, meal”, “gold” and “tag” i don’t know if that was intended
irong teheo ameal gohdd lnots
Could be a word scramble if so, i also see ingot
It’s read in a spiral, so you start on “Iron”, then continue the spiral.
Full series of words is: Iron, Gold, Stonl (Stone), gate (now we move in 1 for the E), Head, and Home
2:08 bro told the kid to go cuz the kid didn't had the ticket lol
lol-
2:19 very jokingly says which do you prefer, then in the most serious tone I've ever heard this guy speak in, says
...the left one.
4:00 looks like minion fart gun
I SAID DART GUN
lol-
How do you know a minion fart gun?
i choose to believe it’s just a torture device to scare the chicken over and over as it watches people it’s family 5:08
as a child, i mined for the yearning
As a child, i mine for the yearn
As a mine i childed for the yearn
2:08 when you don't jump for the beef
4:29 I am placin blocks and sh🐕t cause I’m in 🐕in minecraft🔥🔥🔥
6:06 that FIVE sounds more like Steve's AAAAAY
3:55 YO IS THAT THE GUN FROM YEEPS HIDE AND SEEK BUT SOMEONE SOMEHOW PAINTED BROWN ON IT!
4:51 Now in terraria you need to dig 3 blocks wide to fit in.... The camera is even having the 2d thing, now real question
Terraria x Minecraft movie real? (Really stupid thing to say but uh. Yeah)
No, garret is just a wither skeleton. (In reality, the blocks are just smaller than the game, but wither skeletons are 3 blocks tall, and garret is taller than Steve and the crew.)
I love the idea of just making this movie an elaborate shitpost that is just full of the memes about the movie
4:37 - The fact that it slowlly becomes worse and worse made me fr Laugh Out Loud 🤣🤣🤣
5:59 the trap doors need to be on the top part of the block below
That would just make it act like a normal block. Trapdoors cant be in the middle of a block as shown in the trailer.
@@user-to7ds6sc3pProbably weird Slabs? Idk, they probably made the hitbox a lot bigger there
@ yeah it would just act like a block, and the chicken would be standing on top of it to get killed by the lava
exactly
@@Itz_Noiz that would also burn the cooked chicken though. And then there would be air underneath, which there isn't.
0:15
muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhh
made me laugh so hard
If I remember correctly Skeletons can spawn with swords, it's just extremely rare and I don't think it's on Java.
I'm also pretty sure I've seen Ibxtoycat show that they do on one of the regular Minecraft versions.
@@Quackra they also often pick them up in nether fortresses when wither skellies drop them (at least before the preferred weapon fixes they just made).
Yeah they can pick them up, I should know, I've been caught in many death loops😅
I think they may have fixed it though with the preferred weapon thing.
2:29 the deltarune and undertale brain rot has spreaded boys!
brian*
“It’s like he’s in some sort of king nightmare golden freddy…”
6:43 "oh all of them for sure!"
Minecraft story mode: So?-
Pheonix: *No.*
8:02 *“RRRGGHH **_MINERS!!!_** RRGH!!! RRRRGGGHH!!!!!”*
Uhm
NO WAY DARKWING SECRET CAMEO
Ok darkwing
Heeey..darkwingg…
"oh chicken won't die there's a trapdoor" trapdoors can be placed on top of a 1:1 block space and not in the block above. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk
Yeah but it’s not because there’s a block right below it
@@NStripleseven Yeah but the chicken is clearly taller than one bloc so it wouldnt matter
@@bandanimals3710 ah true, scale must be >=1.17
@@tyrrell203 the hoppers are placed as if they're bottom slabs, with the trapdoor right above.
"No chicken was harmed during filming this movie" 6:19
cuz the child is a miner! hahaha *cries in a quiet room*
"emmmmrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
- pheonix sc 2024, auditioning for the role of the cow in a minecraft movie
2:50 this part got me so good
As a mine, I childrened for the yearns.
1:25 You can see a bit of blue around “old Steve”, particularly his hair, so does this mean it’s bluescreened?
"i am placing rocks and shit cause im in fuckin minecraft" had me wheezing for five minutes for absolutely no reason
after hearing peenix go "MURR" 4 times, i think my life is complete, i will die happy whenever my time comes
As a miner, I yearned for the childrne
6:25 What debate ?
the debate if the totem was a villager or some other thing
@@Randomoneye Well the current texture obviously a villager. But the early texture i'm not sure what it was supposed to be.
Sweet child
@@Mabra51 boobs or hands joke
if those were hands or boobs
2:56 that's a zombie arm. They're in 2D Minecraft.
Losing my mind with that 2D Minecraft Quote
2D Minecraft?
OHHHH OMG I JUST REALIZED YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT TERRARIA 😂
I honestly dont get why they call terraria 2D Minecraft, like it came out first and the reasons they explain would count for stardew valley too
@@ashtongreen6306 WAIT! I don't wanna loose you! We've made so many good memories together!
as soon as i saw the crafting recipe for the warner bros logo i was like, "now we wait for phoenix to upload a video"
If they make A minecraft movie 2, hope they'll add Wither storm, the one true boss
3:40 RIP Minecraft story mode💀
Love the cow impressions
1:22 oh old steve? is that like old man sonic?
3:14 This is literally how enchanting tables make me feel 😭 I’m always so dead set on reading every bit of galactic I can find and testing my skills because I don’t even need the Lingojam translator anymore, and then it’s just random gibberish like this that I can’t even tell if it’s meant to mean something or not
Edit: 3:22 Oh, that makes sense 😂 OF COURSE they had to somehow mess it up and annoy peeps in the process lol
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1:12 man gotta love the ii2 17 reference huh!
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