Valve Has Changed

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  • @E_blanknamehere
    @E_blanknamehere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4284

    that valve logo music still sends chills down my spine

    • @iskenuz
      @iskenuz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Oh shit did he just look at me

    • @alanmix8183
      @alanmix8183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      not for me

    • @Aeivious
      @Aeivious 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      That shit actually scares the fuck out of me idk why. Like it just played and I'm incredibly unnerved

    • @danner253
      @danner253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yet admittedly it is now followed by depression while I play hl2 for the 9999th time

    • @kennyyy4L
      @kennyyy4L 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The fat guy with the valve on his head used to scare me shitless

  • @anotherwiseunpleasantperso2147
    @anotherwiseunpleasantperso2147 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9989

    in 2020, Gaben will walk on stage. spotlight focused on him as he raised 3 fingers up and he utters the word "three." the fans were shocked, amazed. could this be? is valve finally gonna put an end to gaming's biggest cliffhanger? the fans rejoiced until gaben said "Three massive updates for dota 2, hopefully it would have been worth the wait"

    • @jaykey1202
      @jaykey1202 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      yunekoru Lotus....Is that you?

    • @memziiMusic
      @memziiMusic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +283

      You're the bible

    • @willful759
      @willful759 6 ปีที่แล้ว +439

      And only 2 will come

    • @LaserBonesaw
      @LaserBonesaw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +361

      Gabe Newell gets fucking shot

    • @dd4219
      @dd4219 6 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      Three new gloves for cs go

  • @cowtastic141
    @cowtastic141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2189

    "Games where I can kill my brother with a molotov and revive him, just to do it again 30 seconds later!"
    Stop making me nostalgic

    • @thecodingpro11
      @thecodingpro11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      As I read it I got to that part of the video

    • @lydiam95
      @lydiam95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I always got so damn angry when it happened to me

    • @oh-not-the-bees7872
      @oh-not-the-bees7872 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      My best friend and used to kill each other in the original halo so much thered be piles of master chiefs that would crash the xbox if a grenade went off by them because of how many moving objects it would cause.

    • @KarmaHauntsYou
      @KarmaHauntsYou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The good old days of expert baiting, team killing, and camping safe room.
      Requires 2 players working together.

    • @MarValProductions
      @MarValProductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thecodingpro11 literally just happened to me and I wanted to comment that as I saw your comment. Damn

  • @louieandtommysdiscountedit3177
    @louieandtommysdiscountedit3177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6199

    Jakey: “That dream died a long time ago.”
    Half-life Alyx: “🎵Dreeeeeamweaver...”

    • @i_fish6657
      @i_fish6657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      It's Alyx not Alex

    • @louieandtommysdiscountedit3177
      @louieandtommysdiscountedit3177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      I_Fish Fixed it.

    • @deanedongdoorbell
      @deanedongdoorbell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@i_fish6657 no its alyeixx

    • @hazer3248
      @hazer3248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@louieandtommysdiscountedit3177 sure its another half life game but tbh we will never find out what follows after the end of half life 2 episode 2 and that hurts :( (UPDATE I WAS WRONG HAHAHA)

    • @arkhanknight6523
      @arkhanknight6523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      they said they will make another mainline half life after alyx

  • @mrfreeman1763
    @mrfreeman1763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5914

    Valve: Has none of the money, makes the best games
    Valve: Has the best money, makes none of the games.

    • @SNIperofDARKness02
      @SNIperofDARKness02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      Why you think they made the best games, to get the money so they don't have to do shit for the rest of their lives.

    • @revolvingworld2676
      @revolvingworld2676 5 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      I think this was a quote from some Nintendo developer at one point, but I believe its true.
      A lot of times, limited recources force you to have greater creativity to compensate.
      Thats why a lot of indie games are so good nowadays.

    • @SNIperofDARKness02
      @SNIperofDARKness02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@revolvingworld2676 That is true but the most important driving factor is Money. Currently triple A companies have found a formula for games that guarantee them profits (i.e. COD, Battlefield etc..)
      So there's no point trying something new, spending money for the chance of relatively higher profits.

    • @arifcso6633
      @arifcso6633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      THEN I SHALL ROBE VALVE!

    • @ironking4698
      @ironking4698 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Still fucking waiting

  • @jacacent
    @jacacent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2759

    And Artifact failed so hard

    • @-alexanderhosch-4828
      @-alexanderhosch-4828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      It was painful but hilarious to watch

    • @JustOneGuy
      @JustOneGuy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +360

      Serves them right. Literally no one asked for it.

    • @rock-io8sg
      @rock-io8sg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      It went 6 feet under

    • @wt1664
      @wt1664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      I guess it's an artifact now

    • @Bluthunderxphos
      @Bluthunderxphos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Artifacts are actually worth something

  • @tommythehospitalfish5572
    @tommythehospitalfish5572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1800

    I love the very very audible “awwwwww” when Artifact was announced

    • @casper6405
      @casper6405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Because you know what they where thinking

    • @SomeGuy-my7en
      @SomeGuy-my7en 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      * Royalty free sounds *

    • @michaelkemel9711
      @michaelkemel9711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      It's not the disappointed groan that gets me. It's the beat of stunned, confused silence beforehand.

    • @VaughnCamacho
      @VaughnCamacho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WE ARE HEAR TO WATCH DOTA THE FUCK DO I WANT TO PLAY A DIFFERENT GAME LMAO

  • @corporalclegg5057
    @corporalclegg5057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +766

    it's so weird watching this after the release of Half Life Alyx, to think this is what we thought about valve not releasing games was a dark age for us as gamers...

    • @turtlemilk3076
      @turtlemilk3076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Corporal Clegg505 bruhhhh me to I was like dam they actually did it they really go us on the first half not gonan lie

    • @wafflcoptr
      @wafflcoptr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Nice profile pic. Meddle is such an underrated Floyd album.

    • @TerWebz
      @TerWebz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      us gamers

    • @_Tzer
      @_Tzer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      still waiting for heavy update

    • @bloodCount8895
      @bloodCount8895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Alyx was just a way to sell their VR goggles.

  • @davidbaird4606
    @davidbaird4606 6 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    I'm so happy with this new upload schedule

    • @NakeyJakey
      @NakeyJakey  6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      me too baby dude

    • @lukytay
      @lukytay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same babyyy

    • @jackfranz5771
      @jackfranz5771 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m hip it’s awesome

    • @PACKERMAN2077
      @PACKERMAN2077 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      NakeyJakey I am disappointed you did not use the infamous original Counter-Strike valve logo with the valve in the eyeball socket

    • @Reinboa
      @Reinboa 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      NakeyJakey make a video with Raycevick please . . .

  • @JohnnyFiction
    @JohnnyFiction 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1434

    I straight up died at the 2:55 mark where you reluctantly danced at the Valve money grab

    • @brunovazquez1
      @brunovazquez1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Johnny Fiction you must be new around these parks.

    • @lampire4264
      @lampire4264 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brunovazquez1 your up early

    • @mehukattti
      @mehukattti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Goddammit Valve

    • @cindyart6732
      @cindyart6732 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same lmao

    • @ArtiicxAzreal
      @ArtiicxAzreal 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      same here

  • @reject7
    @reject7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5823

    The fact that valve made steam is a pun

  • @yoxic2705
    @yoxic2705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    NOVEMBER 2019 PEOPLE YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE

    • @projekt1_FK
      @projekt1_FK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Edgy The Hedgy IM EXCITED

    • @Adi-rr1rs
      @Adi-rr1rs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hl alyx

    • @coajdka
      @coajdka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DEMO IS OITC

    • @Heladio54
      @Heladio54 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I fucked up so bad.....

    • @TheBigSad8247
      @TheBigSad8247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just to suffer?

  • @louieandtommysdiscountedit3177
    @louieandtommysdiscountedit3177 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2131

    Honestly, if there is any spec of chance left for HL3 being made, I think Valve should just release it on Steam with no teasers, no trailers, and no hype. The overwhelming expectation for this game is so huge that the marketing could possibly contribute to its downfall if it doesn't turn out to be "groundbreaking." Work on it in secret, release it, and end the fucking thing already.

    • @MidnaLicious
      @MidnaLicious 6 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      pretty sure it will never happen... didnt one of those guys who left valve also post the story that ends half life? and then in retaliation to no HL3, people mass disliked dota 2 on the steam store.

    • @knucklenine4931
      @knucklenine4931 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ThisGuysAMook what do you think we’ve been doing? (;

    • @cthulhulou
      @cthulhulou 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's never happening.

    • @Xenoajax
      @Xenoajax 6 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      They had the entire script written. The guy that left valve released it as kinda a fuck you. Just changed the names of people so he couldn't get sued.

    • @ApocEdits
      @ApocEdits 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ThisGuysAMook idk why people dont realise that HL3 isn't possible. The reason(s) why it isnt possible is because the main character is dead. In HL2 the black guy (i cant remember his name) died. Through out the HL series it was obvious he was the main character, not Gordon. I mean, they could have some plot twist for HL3 but idk how they would do it. Im just waiting for a new Valve game that isnt a shit f2p card game that becomes p2w after a few months or a shitty dota3. Tf2 just cant have a continuation tbh because it just wouldnt work. But if they did make another CS game that could work, but the economy would never match CS:GO's economy. Portal cant have a continuation either which sucks. I just wish valve would release something new and original.

  • @jhonsmyth7810
    @jhonsmyth7810 6 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    booyah.
    its lower case because of the somber situation

  • @marcosbautista6298
    @marcosbautista6298 6 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    When he said "push" the character in the game shot out, or "pushed" the canister out, then when he motioned "throwing the molotov" the character in the game threw the molotov. This is art, you are an artist.

  • @barnaclebot1643
    @barnaclebot1643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    I love that the only sound affects he uses is only valve sound affects I love you nakey your editing is just breathtaking

  • @GameRevo
    @GameRevo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    Raycevick's video certainly had me thinking about Valve again. I think it says a lot that I haven't thought much in detail about the company in years. Your video, however, brought the nostalgia, and that's arguably harder to deal with.

    • @VikingSchism
      @VikingSchism 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That, I think, is the saddest thing. In my mind they've gone from a company that I used to be very aware of, to one I just kind of ignore as the entity that keeps Steam going. If they announce a game, everyone will probably lose their shit, so I don't even need to stay up to date with Valve news

    • @saruboss18
      @saruboss18 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same, I m not playing half life 2 episode 2 because I know there won't be 3rd one. It just saddens me, they have all resources but still they won't.

    • @spartains5493
      @spartains5493 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It pisses me off that Jake said they retired. Not because it was wrong for him to say that, or it was wrong period, but because it's true. Valve discovered a money pit and got lazy and that's their "retirement." Despite the fact that they have an almost entirely different staff than they did 10 years ago, none of this new staff have even had a chance to put their skills to work on anything worth while other than Dota or new CS:GO maps or whatever. Valve must be the easiest company in the world to work for in game development.

    • @Sifer2
      @Sifer2 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's actually far worse when you consider Portal, Left 4 Dead, and DOTA were all made by other studio's that Valve just bought an published their games. The only real game Valve made themselves, and still update is Team Fortress 2. They have not even touched the Half Life series since episode 2. In other words the Orange Box was like the end of Valves real game making then they just bought other people, and focused on Steam.

  • @weest
    @weest 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5218

    booyah :(

    • @KlappendeJonko
      @KlappendeJonko 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ey my boy weest

    • @mxpph
      @mxpph 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      when she succ pe pe

    • @Hanoodle
      @Hanoodle 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Julian Winston okay

    • @jamessy3391
      @jamessy3391 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao

    • @mfmoai
      @mfmoai 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      luv ya weest

  • @aidandowden2841
    @aidandowden2841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1267

    Actually, your camp counselor analogy really hit home with me. When I was a kid, I spent the whole year looking forward to going to Boy Scout Summer Camp, and what kept me coming back was how the staff helped all of us and did their absolute best to make our week-long stay as much fun as possible. As I grew older, so did all the counselors who gave me these great memories, and they started moving into the real world. Person after person I looked up to started leaving, and it saddened me to think about how I'd never hear the same scraggly bunch of teenagers and college students get on a small stage and sing about their mustaches, me and my friends laughing our 12 year old asses off because "lol, girls can't have mustaches," the guy who taught me how to properly shoot a bow would never be there to congratulate me for getting an arrow on target again, that eventually everyone who made this place special would eventually leave because no one can work for $75 a week forever. Much like how great game studios inspire the next generation of game designers, the counselors who made my life better inspired me to join camp staff, and even as I watch the last of the men and women who continue to inspire me leave, I think back to the first time I got a bullseye, getting lost in the woods after being told "hey go that way," watching the gathered staff sing bittersweet camp songs through teary eyes, I cry a little, much like when I remember those long nights tucked away in a little "cave" in my best friend's closet playing Battlefront 2, watching my older cousin play mechquest on our grandparent's dinky windows 95 pc, or my morbid curiosity of this new game my friend had just bought called mortal combat
    Booyah

    • @slackerboy1488
      @slackerboy1488 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Dude that's amazing you got soul you should make a video I've always wanted to make a soul filled video like jakey but yah know I'm more of a cr1tikal

    • @javakio6267
      @javakio6267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Dont make me cry like that

    • @elias_xp95
      @elias_xp95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tooooooo much info

    • @slackerboy1488
      @slackerboy1488 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@elias_xp95 how is this to much

    • @elias_xp95
      @elias_xp95 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@slackerboy1488 For a TH-cam comment you're gonna want to format that shit.

  • @marcfusch
    @marcfusch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    Valve : *annouce Half Life: Alyx*
    NakeyJakey: _Valve has changed... again!_

    • @Viperzka
      @Viperzka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think we need to see them actually release it and the other two promised VR titles before before we declare them "back".

    • @bolouxshetnfouk2741
      @bolouxshetnfouk2741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Marc Fuschino Pretty sure a $2000 dollar HL1.5 doesn’t mean “back”

    • @generalfeeessh7764
      @generalfeeessh7764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@bolouxshetnfouk2741 They have said they want to make more hl games in the future

    • @ThiagoHenrique-uf9xd
      @ThiagoHenrique-uf9xd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Morgoth Bauglir They actually were, it's a well known fact at this point, but they weren't satisfied with the results, so they canceld it.

    • @literallyafuckingspoon8801
      @literallyafuckingspoon8801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@bolouxshetnfouk2741 you don't have to buy the Index to play hl:a, it just offers the ultimate experience. There are like VR headsets for less than $200 which offer a just fine experience. That like saying I have to spend 2000 bucks just to play a video game because i want to run it on 300 fps on ultra settings at all times

  • @nicolasrolke3538
    @nicolasrolke3538 6 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    I remember when steam first came out. It was clunky and unresponsive. Back then I was like why do I need a separate software to play my games and login. The login took forever and didn’t work half the times. I would have never thought that physical media dies out and steam would become the main platform. Back then absolutely no one would have thought that. Crazy.

    • @RabbitConfirmed
      @RabbitConfirmed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yes you name it.. It was never sure that Valve would succeed. Just like with Netflix who took over Blockbuster and so on.
      Same will happen to Valve one day.

    • @slylataupe1697
      @slylataupe1697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was about to recall the same moment ! Beeing early in new business models is one of the key for greatness ! But gosh, i miss Sierra, Rare, and every time i replay Portal 2, I cry for knowing I will never play a third...

    • @rena8215
      @rena8215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@slylataupe1697 Portal ended nicely, no need for a third, start thinking and worrying more about Left 4 Dead and Half Life

    • @slylataupe1697
      @slylataupe1697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rena8 : Agreed, crazy how they did not respect us for Half life

  • @TheActMan
    @TheActMan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    What's funny is Valve was dying even before Dota 2, because that game was nothing more than a remake of an existing mod on Warcraft 3. And the Warcraft 3 version at the time had more heroes/content, so Valve just made things look better and cut 20% of the heroes so they could add them in later. The last new IP they made was Left 4 Dead in 2008.
    Good video, boyo. Boohyah

    • @david2618
      @david2618 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The Act Man Good to see you here

    • @SiisKolkytEuroo
      @SiisKolkytEuroo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The last new IP Valve made was Half-life in 1998 (or maybe Ricochet in 2000). The rest came from outside the company.

    • @Rafroo
      @Rafroo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Isnt CS a fanmade mod from the Gmod as well? Doesnt make a lot of original games haha

    • @xXFallen101Xx
      @xXFallen101Xx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Raphaël Paradis not so sure about source but cs started as a mod for the original half life, and then steam was created to curate joining and hosting servers and to sell copies of cs when it was made into its own game.

    • @TheOneTrueStAN
      @TheOneTrueStAN 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And sadly, Valve also doesn't care about Left 4 Dead 2 either, because it doesn't have a skin economy that they can make money off of. As a result, the game feels frozen in time as well, the only "updates" it gets are in the form of community mods, which thankfully the PC community is always making really cool new mods for the game. But, it's just sad to see the old "blog posts" from like 2012 that are still "featured" on the front page, like they've just left the game alone to die on it's own as time goes on in favor of milking CS:GO and Dota for all they're worth... It just reminds me that Valve will likely never dive back into the L4D universe for updates or sequels... Which is sad, since Left 4 Dead 2 is one of my favorite games of all time.

  • @jooperino
    @jooperino 6 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    2:52 I laughed harder than I should have

    • @pedmonds2011
      @pedmonds2011 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Doop™ GOD DAMMIT VALVE 2:58

    • @arayofhope5203
      @arayofhope5203 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What's the video in the background?

    • @ryanschenk2946
      @ryanschenk2946 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/p6203oIRC0I/w-d-xo.html

    • @monsimix6839
      @monsimix6839 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I too man i too

    • @krillza
      @krillza 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doop™ me too

  • @cd6229
    @cd6229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    1:56 “I’m not talking about half-life three that game and meme died many moons ago”
    *And brought back to life this month.*

    • @raph2954
      @raph2954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Half-life Alyx isn't Half-life 3

    • @raph2954
      @raph2954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It is set before 2

    • @cd6229
      @cd6229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Raph I know it’s a joke.

    • @raph2954
      @raph2954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cd6229 how is calling it a completely wrong title funny?

    • @raph2954
      @raph2954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cd6229 people always say it's a joke when confronted lmao

  • @ArtzieMusic
    @ArtzieMusic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2628

    BOOYAH

    • @nathanlopez1128
      @nathanlopez1128 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you

    • @Succcccccccccccc
      @Succcccccccccccc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Artzie Music hell yeah

    • @SirHorseLegs
      @SirHorseLegs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Artzie Music ey, didn’t expect you to be here!

    • @totorofosho
      @totorofosho 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Artzie Music Woah hello there good music friend.

    • @cliffiscooler_4260
      @cliffiscooler_4260 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Boo to the heckin flippin YAH

  • @6abial
    @6abial 6 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    mmmmmmmmmmm i love those source engine sound effects

    • @fewl6607
      @fewl6607 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      your cat its my livelyhood

    • @MrVitalic85
      @MrVitalic85 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      woh woh woh, they are simply sound effects from the first half-life

  • @JoeyPockett
    @JoeyPockett 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2070

    i'll give you one more booyah this time but that's it no third one get it valve can't count to 3 funny gamer joke can we get some i'm going to die in the chat

    • @madmangogaming
      @madmangogaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      epic gamers hit like

    • @Aussiemandias1
      @Aussiemandias1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I'm going to die

    • @chrisdraws6258
      @chrisdraws6258 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      JoeyPockett I'm going to die

    • @lrgogo1517
      @lrgogo1517 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can definitely hear this comment in Joey's morose voice.

    • @dehfunnykid
      @dehfunnykid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Can you use a period? I got lost.

  • @GentrifiedPotato
    @GentrifiedPotato 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Being a Valve fan now is like...
    You married your high school crush. Things were amazing. You got that job you really wanted. Life was great.
    But one day you woke up and things had changed. Things were colder. More distant. You hardly talk anymore. There are a lot of tense dinners. When you try to strike up a conversation, you get one-word answers or "when I have something to say, I'll tell you." Is it just them who's changed? Or have you changed as well? Even if they opened up again, can things be like the used to?
    Can you really go home again?
    What happened to us, Valve?
    What happened to us?
    To the people we were meant to be?

    • @mint5438
      @mint5438 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I dont know but its probably safe to blame John Romero

  • @ryriclan3425
    @ryriclan3425 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    The Portal background music gave me sudden and unexpected nostalgia, I'm gonna be broken all day.
    But on a different note, I agree with what you're saying. Valve has been a success story that I've looked up to for years, and while the prospect of new games that will stay close to my heart is slim-to-none, I still respect them and what they've built. Maybe one day we'll have another good one, but I doubt it.

    • @lennymuller9717
      @lennymuller9717 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      DrIvanRadosivic great so wait till like 2020 for new sick games? Yay

  • @bbspooks
    @bbspooks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    I need a gif of that hot boi dancing among the goths

  • @theagemon5
    @theagemon5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1311

    Valve is like that sister/brother who always got an A+ on his tests at school and was the shining light of the family untill he started doing heavy drugs and going into depression and shit... its just sad, what have you become valve. 😢

    • @WulfLovelace
      @WulfLovelace 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      You deserve more likes, actually got me to laugh out loud. This is so accurate.

    • @LeviForWaifu
      @LeviForWaifu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      theagemon Valve does what their community wants.
      CS was a mediocre competive game, until skins came around and propelled it to where it is. Pretty much nobody cares about TF2 or CSGO as games, only the e-peen they've accrued.
      Card games are a new dimension of gaming since you can customize your deck, 50 million players in hearthstone. Valve thought we wanted it and some of them wanted to make it.
      The sad truth is they'll never release anything until it's perfect, and HL3 has floundered in dev hell for 10 years. probably waiting for VR due to all the HLVR files coming out in leaks.
      Finally, valve said they'll make games again. They spent the past few years working on hardware, evidently, and can do that if they need to now.
      Valve is a company that uses games as tools for innovation.

    • @furrycircuitry2378
      @furrycircuitry2378 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Levi For Waifu card games are stupid

    • @AchrafTheGeek
      @AchrafTheGeek 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      valve didn't do drugs . it just dropped out school . feels bad man

    • @NeoFlorian1
      @NeoFlorian1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Here's what makes me believe Valve is still making games: VR. Valve decided to develop VR which was a huge risk and they must have known from the start that it wasn't going to be very profitable compared to Steam. They had absolutely no reason to develop VR but they still did.

  • @bigcheese6417
    @bigcheese6417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Portal will always be one of my all time favourite franchises and series. Beautiful, funny and genuinely unsettling at times. Left4Dead is a cult classic within my friend group.

  • @hcdkey8521
    @hcdkey8521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    War, war has cha..
    Wait...
    *Valve, valve has changed

    • @sewerreports
      @sewerreports 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      War, war never changes.

    • @wingvicarious
      @wingvicarious 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      War. War never changes.
      In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he'd get to go home to his wife and the son he'd never seen. He got his wish when the US ended World War II by dropping atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
      The World awaited Armageddon; instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy not as a weapon, but as a nearly limitless source of power.
      People enjoyed luxuries once thought the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion-powered cars, portable computers. But then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream.
      Years of consumption lead to shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077. We stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid. For myself, for my wife, for my infant son - because if my time in the army taught me one thing: it's that war, war never changes.

    • @dhruvdeviah
      @dhruvdeviah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wingvicarious wow you're so good at pressing ctrl+c and ctrl+v

    • @dekajahora
      @dekajahora 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      War. War never changes.
      Since the dawn of human kind, when our ancestors first discovered the killing power of rock and bone, blood has been spilled in the name of everything: from God to justice to simple, psychotic rage.
      In the year 2077, after millennia of armed conflict, the destructive nature of man could sustain itself no longer. The world was plunged into an abyss of nuclear fire and radiation.
      But it was not, as some had predicted, the end of the world. Instead, the apocalypse was simply the prologue to another bloody chapter of human history. For man had succeeded in destroying the world - but war, war never changes.
      In the early days, thousands were spared the horrors of the holocaust by taking refuge in enormous underground shelters, known as vaults. But when they emerged, they had only the hell of the wastes to greet them - all except those in Vault 101. For on that fateful day, when fire rained from the sky, the giant steel door of Vault 101 slid closed... and never reopened. It was here you were born. It is here you will die.
      Because, in Vault 101: no one ever enters, and no one ever leaves.

    • @gastroesophagealreflux6285
      @gastroesophagealreflux6285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I reported you for attempted failure and evasion of reality.

  • @porku5059
    @porku5059 6 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    That valve logo sequence at the end gave me chills, i havent see that in years. Proving your point.

    • @Kapin05
      @Kapin05 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I see it all the time. The games are so good I can't help it... and i forgot to add -novid to the launch settings

    • @danman9847
      @danman9847 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kapin05 always add novid cause that shit is loud

  • @ottokomlos3221
    @ottokomlos3221 6 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    2:56 you just gained a new subscriber. I was on the verge of subscribing and this was the last drop.

    • @Steb09839
      @Steb09839 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ottó Komlós Same

    • @calmao666
      @calmao666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      why the angery tone oml chill

    • @isaac2718
      @isaac2718 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@calmao666 ?

    • @prince49
      @prince49 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      About a week ago!

  • @Ploaper
    @Ploaper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    *"valve doesnt really make games anymore"*
    half life alyx: heyyy

  • @Ey3contact
    @Ey3contact 5 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    Eric Wolpaw returned to Valve very recently.

    • @ea09
      @ea09 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      No, he didn't.

    • @angelofdeath275
      @angelofdeath275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Proof?

    • @Hadrexus
      @Hadrexus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wolpah

    • @lukecollis9634
      @lukecollis9634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He came back, but he’s just helping.

    • @preetimalviya6730
      @preetimalviya6730 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      New registration in steam which could probably be new games

  • @Bleeblooplu
    @Bleeblooplu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Wow 2:52 that was actually pretty cool

    • @Kyoruka
      @Kyoruka 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hartzking Gaming is gud

    • @CherryNobody
      @CherryNobody 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gohd dahmit valve

    • @bleepbloop6991
      @bleepbloop6991 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's that dance called, or the music video in the background?

    • @xUrsusxXX
      @xUrsusxXX 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cybergoth dance party

    • @WoffinXD
      @WoffinXD 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bleep Bloop i think that style of dance is called industrial or techtonic. I dont really remember

  • @Spockitans
    @Spockitans 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I wanna do a nakey jakey cosplay at the next E3

    • @toma5373
      @toma5373 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spockitans get a exercise ball then set yourself on fire? Seems legit

    • @Drunkyboi
      @Drunkyboi 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      40 oz bottle

  • @raph2954
    @raph2954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Half-life Alyx was two years into development when this was released

    • @FlourescentPotato
      @FlourescentPotato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Tons of games were 2 years into development at valve over the last decade lol

  • @et3747
    @et3747 6 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    This is the first time I’ve watched one of your videos, this is God Tier

    • @ShoopityDoopity
      @ShoopityDoopity 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Your Jakey cherry has been popped. Now go forth and watch more.

    • @live4thecarnival
      @live4thecarnival 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Indeed, my son. Now go forth!

    • @sa3doz
      @sa3doz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      meh toh

    • @sirprintalot
      @sirprintalot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and the beer video

    • @zerozeroone4424
      @zerozeroone4424 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      welcome to the family, *BROTHER*

  • @hammer8771
    @hammer8771 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    2 weeks later:
    “Valve is interested in releasing new titles, we have seven on the way" -gaben

    • @RabbitConfirmed
      @RabbitConfirmed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      *releases never EVER any of those seven games but makes "funny" announcements and jokes in interviews the next two decades.

    • @EmilSinclairDM
      @EmilSinclairDM 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RabbitConfirmed *actually releases Half-Life: Alyx

  • @TheCaboooom1
    @TheCaboooom1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    How interesting would a ceo be that acutally carrys around a yoga ball wherever they go and really sits on the table during a meeting.
    I'd want to work there

  • @CurtisD01
    @CurtisD01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    now they made Half-Life Alyx: The Final Hours you can see they've been trying to make a game since portal 2

  • @diegotamayo8198
    @diegotamayo8198 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Greatest thing to wake up to in the morning : New from Nakey Jakey

    • @ZanzibarWizard
      @ZanzibarWizard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Diego Tamayo real shit

    • @J1e9r9r6y
      @J1e9r9r6y 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude what are u talking about, it’s late evening KAPPA

    • @hayyvonmonroe9296
      @hayyvonmonroe9296 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      you actually think only Americans watch Jakeys content ?? 🐻

  • @MoistChungus
    @MoistChungus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    God I wish that work out ball was my face

  • @CharlieViking95
    @CharlieViking95 6 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    Could've sworn it was Chris Pratt first yo.

    • @oogaboogie
      @oogaboogie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I thought it was John krakinksi at first lmaooo

    • @josharntt
      @josharntt 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, he reminds me of Chrisp Rat so much

    • @Jake-rj6ql
      @Jake-rj6ql 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@josharntt mmmm, crisp rat

  • @bluetroublehh
    @bluetroublehh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    "Half life 3, that meme and dream died many moons ago... I've come to terms with that death."
    Valve: HALF LIFE ALYX

    • @Fel1xF7W
      @Fel1xF7W 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      HLA ain't HL3

    • @KahlevN
      @KahlevN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Fel1xF7W It's halflife 1.5 for only the .1% of the playerbase who are willing to spend $1000-2000 for a single game.

    • @Fel1xF7W
      @Fel1xF7W 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@KahlevN its a spiritual hl3

    • @KahlevN
      @KahlevN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Fel1xF7W Except that it's an ACTUAL HL1.5

    • @generalfeeessh7764
      @generalfeeessh7764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@KahlevN There is no need to spread your cancer

  • @Bawinni
    @Bawinni 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i've been watching videos about HL and Valve for the past three days (every once in a while nostalgia kicks in), never thought about how much i wanted/needed you to make one, but as always you made a great video, grounded, relatable and fun

  • @BreninWatson
    @BreninWatson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    Jakey could seriously upload anything and I would watch it

    • @davinlozano6523
      @davinlozano6523 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fuck I mean look at his video of him laying in bed.

    • @jimtheburger393
      @jimtheburger393 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One of our camp counselors through and through

    • @Eichro
      @Eichro 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      he could even upload dating advice and people would watch it

  • @PeachDragon_
    @PeachDragon_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +686

    Valve could literally buy every AAA company and still have enough money to buy 3 out of 6 continents
    I love steam, but i want new valve games...
    Like a game with the number 3...possibly(?)

    • @Chronologger
      @Chronologger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The Rothschilds bow to Gabe N

    • @ludowic8187
      @ludowic8187 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Commissar Purity Oh you waiting for Left For Dead 3 aswell?

    • @lukasaey
      @lukasaey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ludowic8187 they could be waiting for portal 3 or half life 3 too

    • @Beans_in_toasts
      @Beans_in_toasts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Half Life 2: Episode 3 yeet

    • @thefallinglink
      @thefallinglink 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      They should buy EA and liquidate the company.

  • @AlphaEnt2
    @AlphaEnt2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    You know, i'm here 'cause of Half-Life: Alyx being announced, right?

  • @ryanchevalier4316
    @ryanchevalier4316 6 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    I watched 2:52 way too many times. So satisfying

    • @toolackluster2788
      @toolackluster2788 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When you just have to dance to convey your emotions!

  • @Baba-yv6ml
    @Baba-yv6ml 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I love how you use a games sound effects like the hit sound and interact sound.

  • @upwarddig3542
    @upwarddig3542 6 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    dont hit me with that cs inferno music

  • @python3389
    @python3389 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    They announced new half life -2019

    • @akari350
      @akari350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, half life 1, then half life 2, then half life... Uhh... alix?

  • @POINDEXTER-TV
    @POINDEXTER-TV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    I think what I miss most these days are those games that really (and I mean REALLY) take you to a different reality. This video focused on valve but let me just throw in Halo too since that seems like a nice freebee. Aside from books, nothing has ever grown with me as a person as much as Halo and the valve games. I miss those moments where you see something in a game that really takes you back. Not to last night when you beat the first half of the series in 6 hours, but to a time perhaps 2 or 3 years old. When I got halo 2 with my dad and I saw the cut scene where the first halo ring blows up as a flashback, I really felt the passage of time in my own life. Waiting 3 years for halo 2 was AMAZING despite what you may think if you look back. Games that really stuck to their stories and provided dependable and emotional connections across real and significant amounts of time in REAL LIFE. I feel like this nuance has been lost somewhere.
    These days the only game that comes to mind that embodies this feeling I'm describing is Kingdom Hearts III. Fans have been waiting years in real time for a great story to continue. Assuming you haven't been locked in a basement replaying the old games over and over, any references and callbacks, any plot elements from other games are gonna have HUGE emotional impact and satisfying results. Why? Because the games' story has been artfully crafted for YEARS. Every time I look up new games all I see are one and done indie titles. This isn't bad but I just want someone to release a game with the same passion and potential for years of development as the days long gone. Not with plans for DLC but with plans for true character and world building. For true lore expansion.
    I wan't to get lost again. I want to leave Cortana on high charity and get the chance to save her two years later in real time AGAIN. And I want to actually care again.

    • @saintallison
      @saintallison 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well said!

    • @immakillu2
      @immakillu2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Aprox I feel the same about dark souls it's been about 6 years since I first played dark souls (4 since dark souls 2) and all the lore and deep seeded hints in the game hit me with a wave of relief in and almost tears when dark souls 3 came out. Seeing all those old places be revived and connected to the new ones along with old NPCs. That's an experience a lot of kids today might never feel

    • @chillinchum
      @chillinchum 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aprox Strange....

    • @danny2767
      @danny2767 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Aprox it's not really the games' fault it's just a change of your expectations. If you expect every movie to be exactly like citizen Kane of course you'll be disappointed. You were younger when you played those games, so it was much easier to be immersed in them. You have a huge foggy set of nostalgia goggles on that are blocking you from seeing what's really going on. We've never had a better time for video games. Everyone has everything available to them

    • @Ufphen
      @Ufphen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yea, so many loot boxes are now available.

  • @EpicHotCheese
    @EpicHotCheese 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1886

    New to the channel, why this dude sitting on a ball?

    • @profchaos6194
      @profchaos6194 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1352

      Jon Irenicus we don’t know just embrace it

    • @MP-nd4jd
      @MP-nd4jd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Hemorrhoids? jk

    • @Model_BT-7274
      @Model_BT-7274 6 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Jon Irenicus
      Why not?

    • @Halesnaxlors
      @Halesnaxlors 6 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      I believe it's good for your back, but don't quote me on that

    • @avid5985
      @avid5985 6 ปีที่แล้ว +534

      Halesnaxlors "I believe it's good for your back". -Halesnaxlors 2018

  • @alysonlima5709
    @alysonlima5709 6 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    Now they will make new games now that the epic is a competition.
    "EXCLUSIVE ON STEAM"

    • @WikedBiPola
      @WikedBiPola 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      they still already have the most played pc games out there exclusive to steam

    • @rena8215
      @rena8215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Epic isn't competition, Making games exclusive to their store to try and get people to get on your predatory game market, of which user reviews are an optional thing that cunty devs can use to their advantage, and it functioning slightly worse than steam, makes Epic, More of a nuisance, than competition

    • @TheBUGZNTA
      @TheBUGZNTA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rena8215 I mean its not as though steam reviews are accurate or secure. Just look at rocket league. Nothing has changed yet reviews are filled with conspiracy theory's that will likely kill the game. User reviews is a flawed system easily abused by a couple hundred people and its totally understandable that developers that spend years working on a game dont want it all to go down the shitter because a couple hundred irrational people exist.

    • @rena8215
      @rena8215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@TheBUGZNTA User reviews are the most trustworthy reviews you will ever see, I understand perfectly what happened to rocket league and I couldn't give less shits, they deserve it, plus, steam is already working to fight review bombs

    • @Mr_Spaghetti
      @Mr_Spaghetti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rena8 “predatory game market” that’s competition my dude. got a problem with capitalism?

  • @well_cooked_steak8716
    @well_cooked_steak8716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Bro, the start of half life alyx, the valve man, in full vr, turning around, scariest shit I’ve ever seen

  • @comixproviderftw_02
    @comixproviderftw_02 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    2:40 The sound of disappointment

  • @PauzSycho
    @PauzSycho 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    “Valve has Changed, it’s no longer about games,great stories,and gameplay. It’s a endless series of waiting for the next Half Life installment.”

  • @toaster9922
    @toaster9922 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    “we used to make games, now we make money”
    -volvo

    • @DivergentDroid
      @DivergentDroid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The company Volvo made games? LOL No wonder they have crappy cars!

    • @JaylinAAllen
      @JaylinAAllen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "we used to make crayons, now we make toxic free waterproof markers"
      -toyota corolla

    • @flyingmonkeyofus69
      @flyingmonkeyofus69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      divergent, dont hate on the turbobricks bro

  • @TheExperienceYT
    @TheExperienceYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2 years later, VALVE: Pow lets release half life alyx and pass the L4D2 torch to the community.

  • @itsbishop6002
    @itsbishop6002 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Jakey, I just wanna day thank you for all of your content, man. A lot of your videos have made me laugh and gotten me through some tough relationship stuff, and your songs are constantly on repeat for me. What you have released and the messages behind it have really made my life better overall, so thank you.

  • @Despon
    @Despon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    *”valve actually have a new unnamed title”*
    Let me guess, DOTA 3..?

    • @impzbot
      @impzbot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Gabe: ...what's 3?

    • @masterelf12
      @masterelf12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      DOTA PARTY, BAAAAABAAAAYYYYYYYY
      MINI-GAMES
      MIRCOTRANACTIONS
      RNG
      LET'S GO

    • @keddiels9843
      @keddiels9843 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      unnamed title for a dota update :)))))))))))))))))))

    • @noskk111
      @noskk111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dota: Card edition

    • @ghoulbuster1
      @ghoulbuster1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's artifact

  • @jcntm4396
    @jcntm4396 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    i love the story behind their logo. they took a random picture of the back of some dudes head. They dont remember who it was

    • @inferno12O9
      @inferno12O9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      the ultimate pie i heard the Open Your Eyes one was a past employee, but the Open Your Mind one was a random guy they pulled off the street

    • @isomericgamer6644
      @isomericgamer6644 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the open your eyes one was kelly bailey.

    • @WJames-nq2df
      @WJames-nq2df 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wasn'tbthere ine where the guy with the valve in his head actually turned a little and you could see his face?

    • @isomericgamer6644
      @isomericgamer6644 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      W. James oh yeah that was the new one.

  • @tunedbyripp
    @tunedbyripp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:26 omg that inferno music is so... amazing there.

  • @kjthetrashgod1733
    @kjthetrashgod1733 6 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    ALL I WANT IS LEFT 4 DEAD 3 IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!!!

    • @zagrozaslan
      @zagrozaslan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      KJtheTrashGod That will probably happen but honestly, the hype is too high and it will suck. They fucked themselves.

    • @jackass6365
      @jackass6365 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      all they really need to make a 10/10 l4d3 is new well designed maps, fix the technical issues the previous games have and step up the graphics an increment. the core formula is still excellent. re-working vs such as adding a little more depth to special infected control would also be great.

    • @mihirkamat504
      @mihirkamat504 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Gabe doesn't know the number 3.

    • @kidoth2609
      @kidoth2609 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes, according to VALVe

    • @vegenanime8023
      @vegenanime8023 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      All i want is a new, original, and creative ip. But im sure that's just as dead of a dream as half life 3.

  • @YforTurbo
    @YforTurbo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Booyah

    • @RVViLL
      @RVViLL 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Y forTurbo booyah bro

    • @Noxturne09
      @Noxturne09 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      BOOOOOOYAAAH

    • @oswaldhurlem9811
      @oswaldhurlem9811 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      booyah

    • @Jayshiii
      @Jayshiii 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYah

  • @kirbyofthestars2269
    @kirbyofthestars2269 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I always thought the black dude with the valve on his head looked like Morpheus.

    • @Sepums
      @Sepums 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      it's coach with a valve handle on his head

    • @hardtimes1433
      @hardtimes1433 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sepums it's some random guy they found on the street

    • @coach533
      @coach533 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey havin’ that valve in the back of my head hurt like shit.

    • @damjanp7920
      @damjanp7920 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Coach Do you use that valve to let off some steam?

    • @coach533
      @coach533 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )

  • @irishempire9811
    @irishempire9811 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Gabe Newell just needs to go on stage at E3 or the game awards and put up 3 fingers. Everybody who likes video games will instantly start celebrating for months to come.

  • @pacisdan1273
    @pacisdan1273 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I love the use of the valve sound effects

    • @attackoncake4851
      @attackoncake4851 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      and all that Final Fantasy 7 music, lol. I'm new here. Is he a big Final Fantasy fan?

  • @andyjamable
    @andyjamable 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    This is slowly becoming my favorite TH-cam channel

  • @perseus3508
    @perseus3508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    "the right men in the wrong place can make all the diference in the wordl"

    • @SomeGuy-my7en
      @SomeGuy-my7en 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The best quote I've read yet

    • @ziad3077
      @ziad3077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I
      Don't get it):

  • @johnseckinger9523
    @johnseckinger9523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh shit, I didn’t know this channel was so awesome. I was watching a video about the decline gaming and they referenced a NakeyJake video (sadly can’t remember the video now, though).
    So, I checked this channel out and boy am I very glad I did. Great content, dude! Just gained a subscriber.

  • @nickwasnothere4924
    @nickwasnothere4924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    1:39 man, TF2 still holds up after so many years and I will always love it

    • @melancholicartisan7138
      @melancholicartisan7138 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, playing with cheating bots is definitely a pleasant gaming experience.

    • @nickwasnothere4924
      @nickwasnothere4924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@melancholicartisan7138 this was a month before the bots were everywhere lmao. I havent played TF2 in a few weeks. Just go on faceit instead dude.

    • @42carlos
      @42carlos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nickwasnothere4924 "just go on faceit instead" lmao imagine falling for the faceit meme

    • @nickwasnothere4924
      @nickwasnothere4924 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@42carlos I only played that shit 5 times and I was done with it lol

    • @42carlos
      @42carlos 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nickwasnothere4924 lmao fair

  • @hankster1128
    @hankster1128 6 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Please explain the horse movie meme to me

  • @C0nnie
    @C0nnie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    theyre gonna fucking drop left 4 dead 3 out of nowhere and im gonna fuckign explode

    • @lastmanstanding7155
      @lastmanstanding7155 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's good to dreams.

    • @tutracrafty
      @tutracrafty 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Get some help

    • @scaryglen2332
      @scaryglen2332 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      C0}}}nnie lol he said fuck ign

    • @C0nnie
      @C0nnie 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lastmanstanding7155 still waiting

  • @willreynolds7630
    @willreynolds7630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Good video it’s sad it didn’t age

  • @FoeApple
    @FoeApple 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Booyah! Valve reminds me of the father that left and never came back. Had good times while he was around just wish he'd come home now...

  • @kamikazemelon787
    @kamikazemelon787 6 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Yeah. I'm ok with Valve making a shitload of money, it's the reason companies exist in the first place. But I also wish I could remind them that with the incredible amount of money they're making they could become the equivalent of the Catholic Church during the Renaissance. Look back to what Valve has done best outside of Half-Life and Steam - turning successful mods or interesting ideas into fully fledged games that are, as Jakey put it, instant classics. Portal/2, TF2, the L4D games, Counterstrike...these are all mods or student ideas originally, or come from mod teams turned studios. Please Gaben, flip some of that money around and start making games that no other company would dare to make, esp. public companies beholden to shareholders and earnings reports. That's one of the upsides of having a private company, so take advantage! Please. The AAA industry needs a shot in the arm, and Valve has consistently been the company to look towards for innovative ideas.
    I'm sure they're working on all sorts of stuff behind the scenes, and obviously it's not so easy as writing a check to produce a genre defining game. We'll see what 2019 brings, and beyond...
    I still have a lot of hope and respect for Valve but it seems to me that the public is cooling on them recently. I guess I can take solace in the fact that if I'm thinking this at home, someone at Valve who is much smarter than I am has probably thought of it too. Good luck random Valve employee!

    • @DamnedSilly
      @DamnedSilly 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I honestly feel that it's exactly that sort of reasoning that has them sitting on the sidelines. They found themselves with all the money ever and the ability to control the world they came out of. They went on vacation. I love that. They weren't driven by the ego or the 'bigger dick theory' and as one or the other has been drawn to new ideas or projects they have gone. I've always respected people who work hard, achieve unexpected rewards and then just move on.

    • @KubuśpuchatekTVN
      @KubuśpuchatekTVN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      IMHO they'll never produce any game anymore.

    • @SoroBoio
      @SoroBoio 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well if they were to, lets say, make half life 3 with all the hype that would go around it people would expect a perfect game to finish the series. But it would take years to make a perfect new innovative game that would be different than all other games out. And if it wasnt good enough people would probably shit on steam because this is something they have waited their entire life for so if theres something wrong about it itll probably make them mad

    • @soggybreadman4035
      @soggybreadman4035 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got some news for you.

  • @PanzerMan332
    @PanzerMan332 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    2:58 What's with that goth dancing 😂

  • @bViiiRaL
    @bViiiRaL 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I saw this video the day it came out, in my sophomore year of school. Amazing content, have all of your songs on my Spotify, your TH-cam is honestly the most nostalgic for me, was such a rough time in my life (still is but that’s life haha) thank you Jakey, hope you’re back soon

  • @DiggyDougSauce94
    @DiggyDougSauce94 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I give a lot of frick dust about your vids tho Nakeford Jakeford. Keep making all this spicy content.
    booyah

  • @Skyscraper125
    @Skyscraper125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    There's a great interview with Steve Jobs regarding tech companies going under because sales & marketing become more prevalent under no new products. Basically, unless valve is making new titles, the people who get promotions are sales & marketing since they're the ones increasing revenue. Suddenly, sales & marketing people are the ones who look at trends and say "that'll sell" without any care for their consumer and just seeking to make the company more profitable. Steve Jobs mentioned this with Xerox, but it holds true with ANY tech company too.
    Gabe still owns over half of valve tho. . so it's not all bad. He just hasn't seemed like he's interested in making a game for a while and has probably been knee deep in card games bored off his gloriously bearded face. If you're a game developer and play a game long enough, you start raging that the game you're playing isn't tailor made to your ideal image. Thus, Gabe spoke, "Let there be Artifact."

    • @neoneo3622
      @neoneo3622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is very good

    • @nerdstrangler4804
      @nerdstrangler4804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The fact that Gabe owns over half of valve is what makes it bad. As its perfectly legal for him to loot the company coffers, whereas most CEOs would goto jail for such a thing.
      If you have the option to invest 100 million in a new game or deposit the money directly to your personal bank account... probably a lot more tempting to go with the latter. Never understood the love for Gabe, he pioneered DRM and lootboxes and now just sits back leeching hundreds of millions in revenue off hard working game developers that actually create shit.
      Of all the greedy slime balls in the gaming industry, hes honestly probably the worst offender.... but for some reason people love him. IMO Gabe selling the company is probably the best thing that could happen to valve.

  • @sidsid2853
    @sidsid2853 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This art just popped in my recommended, amazing analyzis how Valve has changed through the years, earned my subscribe and like!
    EDIT:
    So valve is planning to release several new game titles, good for them.

  • @jebbjibb
    @jebbjibb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    here after valve announced Portal 1+2 are coming to Switch

  • @NeoFlorian1
    @NeoFlorian1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Here's what makes me believe Valve is still making games: VR. Valve decided to develop VR which was a huge risk and they must have known from the start that it wasn't going to be very profitable compared to Steam. They had absolutely no reason to develop VR but they still did.

    • @ProPuke
      @ProPuke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SteamVR still feels like a buggy piece of alpha, though. It really doesn't feel like it's had a lot of love.

    • @rena8215
      @rena8215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ProPuke Atleast from what i've heard it functions, and after all VR is the future of gaming, no, not mobile phones, VR

    • @MvsG18
      @MvsG18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You literally predicted alyx

    • @thrownsofaraway9978
      @thrownsofaraway9978 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MvsG18 They hated him because he told the truth.

  • @BluesM18A1
    @BluesM18A1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Valve has changed.
    It's no longer about making games, anticipated sequels, or adopting IPs from modders. It's an endless series of 75% off sales, fought by 3rd party developers and microtransactions.
    Valve--and it's consumption of TF2 hat money--has become a well-oiled steam machine.
    Valve has changed.

    • @heavytube7890
      @heavytube7890 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I profit in this situation ( I can afford more games & hats) so i'm happy. don't see what y'all are complainin' 'bout.

    • @BluesM18A1
      @BluesM18A1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Christopher Gray dude its a joke. Look up war has changed

    • @jax6943
      @jax6943 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's an MGS joke.

    • @EurynomeEclipse13
      @EurynomeEclipse13 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m getting so bored from Valve and Steam all there is just boring TF2 and Garry’s Mod.

    • @dimitrilensflareabrams2893
      @dimitrilensflareabrams2893 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like a well oiled steam train.
      The money was the fuel for the fires of greed that allowed them to open the throttle valve and keep the money train driven by steam chugging along.

  • @lievger03
    @lievger03 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Need a gif about this 2:59

    • @caparzzo
      @caparzzo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      that-s the best industrial dance i ever seen.

    • @TallmanMike
      @TallmanMike 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is there a name for that move??

    • @TheLiznaith
      @TheLiznaith 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *we need that name*

    • @lievger03
      @lievger03 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I dont know tho °~°

    • @nelsxn7921
      @nelsxn7921 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Look up Roy Purdy he does that dance/move sometimes in his videos.

  • @guitarmaniac004
    @guitarmaniac004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jakey: I don't know how sex with an entire company works
    Blizzard: cowabunga it is

  • @iquemedia
    @iquemedia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    RARE IS COMING BACK WITH SEA OF THIEVES DUDE IT'S A REVIVAL DON'T CRY IT WAS JUST A MOMENTARY LAPSE

    • @ufailowell
      @ufailowell 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Ique that's rare as much as Now This is Sourcefed

    • @iquemedia
      @iquemedia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      True, but Rare still has the logo

    • @chillinchum
      @chillinchum 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ique As always.
      I will wait and see how it actually looks when it's in my hands.
      (Well, ok, I don't have an xb1 so...ugh...)

    • @iquemedia
      @iquemedia 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      PC brO

    • @jrsantiago2430
      @jrsantiago2430 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They're dying

  • @ItsZaaki
    @ItsZaaki 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    0:07 i would love to see my boss sit on a ball

  • @TheSwolethatwasPromised.
    @TheSwolethatwasPromised. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    At least they're still doing the tf2 comics.

    • @power-c843
      @power-c843 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HA

    • @Soheil123
      @Soheil123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No they are not, the TF2 team (probably 5 people) are doing them.

    • @Kermthefrog
      @Kermthefrog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Soheil 123 when did the tf2 team stop working for Valve?

    • @kanecombes8918
      @kanecombes8918 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      they didn't

    • @kitcarson2776
      @kitcarson2776 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Soheil 123 Tru dat

  • @SkyTied
    @SkyTied 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    WAIT THIS WAS 4 YEARS AGO

  • @Scoinsoffaterocks
    @Scoinsoffaterocks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    I need to play TF2 again... good times.

    • @thesaucyprophesy2939
      @thesaucyprophesy2939 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      don't bother its really crappy now

    • @GameJoltTobi
      @GameJoltTobi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@thesaucyprophesy2939 Nah it's fine, they fixed a lot of stuff from the shitty meet your match update.

    • @0kmlaora828
      @0kmlaora828 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thesaucyprophesy2939 actually it s fine now just needs updates . But i think the entire valve is working on aetifact

    • @SeriousGamer753
      @SeriousGamer753 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      banana

    • @MrCastleburger
      @MrCastleburger 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jackson Farmer
      May i ask you to explain how?

  • @AfonsoEGM
    @AfonsoEGM 6 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    Valve has changed.
    It's no longer about gameplay, storytelling, or fun. It's an endless series of transactions, made by gamers and gamblers.
    Valve--and it's consumption of games--has become a well-oiled machine.
    Valve has changed.
    ID-tagged skins carry ID-tagged prices, use ID-tagged programming. Numbers inside their source code enhance and regulate their abilities.
    Development control, information control, emotion control, money control…everything is monitored and kept under control.
    Valve…has changed.
    The age of gameplay has become the age of money, all in the name of averting catastrophe from actually getting your ass off the sofa and going to the store to buy a game, and he who controls the industry, controls history.
    Valve…has changed.
    When the digital media is under total control, Valve becomes routine.

    • @bloomallcaps
      @bloomallcaps 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Afonso Markmann Well excuse me but I don't really mind the "Get your ass out of the couch" part specially when I get good offers when I'm not doing it.
      Say whatever you want about Valve but you can't deny Steam was a good thing for both consumers and developers

    • @AfonsoEGM
      @AfonsoEGM 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Chill out, it was just a joke like people always do with "x has changed" and MGS4. I also enjoy buying games from Steam, and it kicks ass that I can sell my CS:GO skins. I got many games from Steam just by doing that, and I think it's awesome.

    • @ikagura
      @ikagura 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nice meme

    • @mist12345678910
      @mist12345678910 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ikagura MEME?
      Memes. Memes has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of dank memes created by no lifes and weebs. Memes - and its consumption of dank- has become a well-danked web. Memes have changed. Watermark memes have watermark names, use watermark trademarks. Nanomemes inside their bodies enhance and regulate their dankness. Gender control. Racist control. Moral control. Internet control. All memes are monitored and kept under control. Memes have changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control...All in the name of averting catastrophe from memes of mass dankness. And he who controls the memes...controls history. Memes have changed. When the memes are under total control...dank memes becomes routine

    • @ikagura
      @ikagura 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      mist12345678910
      creativity is a myth Gameplay is a joke. We are all pawn of something greater. Memes! The DNA of the game.

  • @KeeperOfProphecies
    @KeeperOfProphecies 6 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Half-Life 3 will not exist so long as Steam does. Same goes for WC IV never existing so long as WoW does.

    • @AtheismF7W
      @AtheismF7W 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      KeeperOfProphecies jesus Christ I was gonna say that is quite the prophecy.

    • @SomebodyCalledDave
      @SomebodyCalledDave 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      But that's a wrong comparison to make, since WoW is a continuation from WC3 in terms of story and such, and is essentially WC4. Blizzard were able to make the story continue, and still make money off of it. Valve gave up on the story entirely and just decided to make money. Also there has been a new update to WC3 just recently after 15 years, so it's rumoured to be more stuff for WC in the future

    • @skalhen3704
      @skalhen3704 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As someone who have loved warcraft since wc2 came out, longed for wc4 for such a long time, hated WoW from the start; this saddens me so much. for me with nintendo blizzard and valve in existence i felt like the future kind of was made, it was guaranteed there always would be games that i love. now i never know if there will be a game i love in the coming decade or not. especially with breath of the wild being anything but the zelda game i longed for.

    • @Rune77
      @Rune77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Half life 3 will not exist because they no longer want to make that game anymore. Valve has a very weird way they develop games. They don't force you to work on a specific project, they legit tell you work on whatever you want.

    • @dvdcd
      @dvdcd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      we need to kill steam, EVERYBODY MOVE TO GOG!

  • @chad999
    @chad999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The best thing I did in this quarantine is I completed the entire Orange Box, played some TF2 and watched Raycevick's video.
    It was the best!