What Is the Stupidest Thing You’ve Done While Drunk?
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Far too many people drinking and driving in these stories.
not enough of them get into single car fatal accidents
@@jacobweaver6625because you can't hear from all of the ones that don't.
And when it goes poorly they probably don't want to tell the story
@@mayhemicanine6593 sux for them but they shouldn’t have drove drunk into my brother in law an d stole my niece’s father away from them the same way they stole the car and walked away
@@jacobweaver6625 I'm not defending drunk driving. I was just pointing out that there's survivor's bias in this thread.
But I agree that the drunk drivers get what is coming to them when they face consequences
All drunk drivers deserve jail time
20 years ago I came home drunk as hell at like 2am. My gf asks me who brought me home. I said "some bitch". I recall a nearly physical altercation and long fight. She assumed it was a woman...it was my buddy Jeff. still makes me laugh sometimes
3:30 the house always wins
The first time I got drunk was in my fourth year of high school. I remember drinking, something spinning stars or light. And lastly woke up having a stinging sensation on my chest and a dirty t-shirt. According to my classmates I chase a duck then stumble flat on my chest. They never told how I got on a chair. Also my last year of highschool I puked on the feet of the mother of a girl I have a huge crush on. Then I drank a steaming hot coffee. Next thing I knew we were waiting for "jeepney" philippines common transport. Now whenever I go to any occasion where drinking is involved I decline. :D good times. Hahah
okay, so for some reason I remember almost every time I got wasted
1- it was about three weeks before Covid started and I was at a friends house for her birthday. We spent the whole night getting high and doing shots. I was sleeping in the living room and my friend was passed out on the couch. I somehow got turned on, completely hid under a blanket and on a freaking carpet and let's say I let myself go. Right next to my friend. Then I passed out and when I woke up I still have this image of seeing "are you still watching Family Guy?" on Netflix. Didnt tell anyone and me and another friend got back home in his car blasting Eminem. Good times
2-That same year, except it was in June, we were gonna sleep at someone's house and we were already pretty high and drunk. When we got there we had the idea of making a bong out of a plastic bottle I had and it was an awful experience. We downed that with some more weed and drinks and we were at 3am watching "Clockwork orange" for about 1 hour or so before we all passed out. I still remember going on the balcony at 5am and seeing the first light of sunrise.
3- over a year ago I got high and then got a long island which was not done properly. I realised as I was halfway through the glass that I was completely done for. I took the longest piss of my life and just wanted to sleep, I was actually feeling like a drunk homeless guy and I don't know what held me from passing out on the stairs. And to top it all, that very same night I got Covid.
4-about some months later I went to an overnight party. The place was beautiful and I passed out on one of those ancient couches. I got woken up by cookies thrown at me. I then proceeded to walk 2 kilometers still hammered to take the bus home and when I got there I fell asleep immediately
TLDR: Coworker got drunk as a teen and nearly killed himself on the neighbors tractor.
So not me but a guy I used to work with. He had a big scar on his head and one of his eyes were messed up. Thought he was in a car wreck or something similar. I wasn't far off.
I finally asked him what happened and he told me the entire story. When he was 16 he got hammered at a party and started roaming through the fields thinking he was walking home. He managed to make it a couple of miles before he walked onto a neighbors property.
He found a tractor with the keys in it and decided he was driving home. He fires it up, crashes it through a couple of fences then rolls it into a large ditch that he never saw. During the roll over he ended up under the tractor which crushed him before it rolled off of him. He was found the next morning and was extremely lucky to still be alive.
The kicker, the longer his story got the angrier his tone became. He blamed the farmer for leaving his keys in the tractor. It infuriated him that anyone would blame him for the accident and he was down right vicious when saying he lost the lawsuit against the farmer.
It was very obvious this guy was psychopathic with a side of narcissism. Like keep him at arms length because you couldn't trust him.
Not me, but while in college, my neighbor who is built like She-Hulk was asked by a bar near her campus to work security on weekends because women customers would go behind the dumpster and pee instead of waiting in line for the restroom. Management didn’t want to scare them by having a male security back there.
The stupidest thing I've done while drunk?
I sobered up
LMAO
Story One: Im there with you. Broke/fractured my right foot just by falling on it, and didnt even notice until I sobered up the next day. 🤦♀️🍻
Edit: CRAZIEST was probably going into my front yard to look for my name, just to return to my Yahoo Chatroom 10 minutes later and telling everyone it wasnt there, and "I dun'need a naaammme."
That's funny, I came here because that exact thing happened to me a couple nights ago. Man, the recovery sucks :(
Was drinking with some buddies and my nephew (21 at the time me 25) next to a cliff over looking a beach 20m (50+ ft) below. We were all pretty drunk my nephew decides to climb down the cliff to the beach as opposed to going the long way. I warned him but didn't stop him. I think I heard him fall yelling aaahhhh then silence. About 10 - 15 seconds later I heard him yell "WOOOO IM OKAY!!!! IM F**KING OK!!! There were a couple trees growing out of the cliff face he landed on one of them. Instead of calling for help, I decided to climb down to check if he was ok to help him out 🤦🏽♂️. I made it to him and we climbed the rest of the way down together. We made it to the beach ok and the rest of the party used the stairs.
Blacked out right next to a light rail train
The guy who thought his Mom was his girlfriend, I'd hate to be that drunk and I don't even drink alcohol
Was in galveston texas with my ex boyfriend we were dating at the time, got drunk and started yelling out the car window (was the passenger) "FUCK YOU BIG ASS BOATS!" then I cashapped my ex $400 so he can find a better partner fml
Dislocated my knee and fractured my ankle.. years apart.. i was drunk both and my exez..
I sang Nelly's "Maneater" while playfully directing my index finger towards my canine companion precisely at the mention of the lyrics "she's a man eater," as if I were playfully serenading her. (incase you want to visualize it she’s a White Pomeranian Chihuahua with a brown nose, we were at my cousin’s living room, he has his own karaoke. My dog’s face looks like it was smiling at me with her tongue out with her head up and the rest of her body resting on the floor)
The moral hangover is unbearable 🤕
That guy spooning with the dad was hilarious 😂
Got drunk with my gf and her mom, never slept at her house before. Woke up with my gf telling me I crawled into be with her mom and she came out to say "I think this belongs to you".
Watching this while drunk
Played hide and seek with my best buddies. :)
With a hatchet in my hand...
God knows what would have hapened if i found them. Seriously, they told me they were scared shitless! Two were hiding inside my sister's closset and the 3rd one was in my room, under my bed. When i finaly put that hatchet back, i went outside to pee, and them i came inside spinning my dong like a lasso. Funniest shit i fortunately can't remember.
They say'd it felt like it wasn't realy me, the one who searched after them with that hatchet. i don't know who he was, but i hope he stays locked up in there.
This is why I drink to feel good (like, two 5% alcohol coolers), and not to get drunk :/
(Drinking age here is 19 also, so I was taught to drink earlier in life)
Even with being an alcoholic i have more stories of hard drugs than alcohol i haven't done too many stupid thijgs when drinking but mixing hard drugs i have haha
Why do people let themselves get this drunk? It isn't fun at that point
If you get drunk and then drive, you should spend some time locked up, depending on how many times you’ve been arrested. More than 3 times, life in prison. Permanently revoked drivers license. If you’ve murdered someone , because you drove drunk, you should be with your victim(s)
impossible to feel even a little sorry for anyone here. if you drink too much, you get what you get. just don't make it someone else's problem too.
YOUR MOM!!!
You won.
Grow up
Bruh
I don't remember
P normally don't comment but I just can't see anyone eating uncooked bacon it would have to be in a blackout
Y'all need to stop drinking
I fell…On the cold hard ground 😥💅
These are gold af💀
I Proposed.
Your mom.
11:43 slurs are not cool
Yeah I was seeing if anyone else said this, why did they include a straight up trans slur. They didn't even spell it right.
Some of you were extremely lucky........Kinda wish some of you weren't. A proper "Darwin award" should have been handed out.
Your mom.