What Did The Most Drunk Person Say At A Party? (r/AskReddit)
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Moral of the story: avoid being the drunkest person in the room.
One time,my drunk friend was taking a very long time in the bathroom. Concerned that she may have passed out, I tapped discreetly on the bathroom door. She responded by screaming "you're not in here!"
I cried looking at a picture of a snail, a fake snail mind you
The Spanish family New Year's Eve party was really wonderful.
The first story sounds like shovel knight little cousin, spoon knight
At a bodega, my mom once said, quote; " Apart from those two English guys and that Spanish guy there, we are the only Danish people here..."
Me: *opening youtube to watch one specific thing and promising myself to get off right after*
Updoot Reddit: *You have yee'd your last haw*
*Sugar please, Mr.Pupper.*
Person: Are you drunk?
"SHUSH YOUR SCARING MR PUPPER!
Note: I'm way under drinking age, this was only a joke.
“Oh sorry did I hit your car” 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
...my blank brother in law was walking g up my 3 step porch drunk and his was struggling to getup the steps. He said...
"My fuh fuh feet are-suh suh slip , slip,-Slickery."
Couldn't stop laughing.
The guy that cried cause he didn’t want 2013 is a mvp 2013 was one of the greatest year ever he that bloke knew that deep down that after 2013 stuff would go to shit
My older brothers best friend popped the question to me. Passed out. Woke up,sober,got on one knee,asked again. One minor issue. At the time,i was 15. He was 23. Little did i know,he planned this,with my daddy and grampa helping.
😕
The one with the cop and water bottle reminded me of the time I was driving my car and one of my ferrets to the vet my older brother was with me and he was severely. I suddenly heard him gag and shout: "the cat's puking!!"
I quickly pull off the road and pull the cat carrier out and I already had her on a leash and harness because she's not real good with the vet. Sure enough, she's puking, so I was standing on the side of the road with a cat puking on a leash and my brother takes one look at her and started puking too. I had the ferret in my hand so he wouldn't get puke on him but I can't get to the extra/emergency carrier to put him in it.
A cop pulled up and gagged a couple times while I explained the situation he offered to put the ferret in the other carrier for me. I thanked him and handed him little Genghis... Who immediately opened his mouth full of sharp little teeth and bit down on the hand of this friendly cop's hand.... And wouldn't let go.
When we finally made it to the vet she just would not stop laughing
I can't get wasted around my close friends, because they know that if I get too far gone, I'm going to hug the evil out of all of them 😂😂
Apparently I almost got punched once or twice because when I black out I go between aggression (certain people on site) to cringy lovey-dovey... There's no win except to not drink at all 😂😂
My sister Recently died
And this video
Helped me so much 😂
This is the best 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*Sugar please, Mr.Pupper.*
"Bruno Mars is always on point"
Rung up a longtime pal who GMs tabletop games and started ranting and raving about those other players keep showing up late or not at all and we needed to reel them in. His pathetic excuse of “That game ended four years ago” got nothing but mockery.
I was the drunky and probably said/did plenty of things but don't remember a thing lol it's the simple things that make life great
I left a bar with a friend, he was high as a kite, stumbling a cop stops and has him do field sobriety test which he fails . I explain I am driving him home and I was the DD. My buddy looks at him and says "but Off-iffer I only had 2 rears" head taken in for Drunk in Public
I could fill this video and then some! Easily. I'm less of an alkie now!
Wtf how did I click on this so early ?
Yeet
IM EARLY
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