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What's the stupidest rule your school made? | 1 Hour of AskReddit
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- What's the stupidest rule your school made? | 1 Hour of AskReddit
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I have a harmless joke for ya: Freddy Mercury, Bruno Mars, and Venus Williams all walked in a bar. But they didn’t planet.
Wow, ignoring people who don’t believe in space much? Educate yourself
I'm gonna have to show this one to my friends.
@@Salithin PLEASE tell me you're joking. Although, I must say, that is a very interesting belief.
Did Jupiter Jones join them?
And Pluto Nash?
I never got the end of the Sixth Sense spoiled for me so it blew my mind it's edited and writin so well that the twist is so shocking but makes so much sense
We did selectively bread the red delicious apple so we kinda didnt but we definitely did not find it
2:17 I can recite the entire FNAF 6 ending script 🗿
That, or I was also able to recite the entire Zootopia script 💀
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
@@specterx2135the 1st SpongeBob movie
@@nissskie cool!
The amount of relatability in most of these is uncanny.
1 hour of Ask Emkay and I have nothing to do? No way
I know the entire steamed hams skit (with the song) from memory. I wrote it down completely in a friend’s yearbook at the end of highschool after signing it.
It was Shel Silverstein. not Seuss (Too many kids in this tub poem) i think there were a few others by him in the list
1:14:41
Me, explaining aromanticism [dumbed downed] to my 8 year old cousin (she was looking at pride flags with me when I was buying them for friends):
Cousin: Whats that one?
Me: That's for people who don't love other people in a dating type of way.
Cousin (completely serious): So like you?
And I'm not even aromantic! I'm just not ready to date yet. That one really burned the little love life I had lol.
When I was like 12 my aunt had a very promiscuous phase. And I didn't really know what was going on but I knew that her and my mom talked about s*x a lot when they thought I wasn't listening.
So one day she came in and told her friends a funny thing she read somewhere while I was hanging around.
Her: "hey guys. Did you know that s*x makes your eyesight better?"
Me: "so that's why you can see so good!!"
All the teenagers in the room started laughing and she said it was a really good burn. But I think it might actually be worse that I was just genuinely saying what I thought was real lol
Wild apples are small & bitter. Any of the apple types sold in grocery stores were created by breeding for specific traits, just like dogs.
From my experience dogs don't taste like apples - at least most of them don't.
Not all wild apples are bitter. A lot of them are more sour than the ones in grocery stores though. Even when they're ripe
Something on Mars to confuse NASA. I would place a sign, written in Klingon, that says "A.D. 2530 Temporal Outpost fifty kilometers ---->"
10:04 I REFUSE to call Dunkin' Donuts just Dunkin'.
30:27 I used to wonder why my mom liked soap operas, i eventually learned she loved the silly characters, over-the-top drama, crazy twists, and often hilarious excuses why a recast character looks different now. Fun fact i don't remember why i was on this one guy's imdb page specifically, but one of the actors in The Young and The Restless was the voice of Cloud Strife in everything i know that he has a voice in except the FF7 remake.
2:33 I can’t be the only one who sang the Preamble song
My Favorite short poem is "A White Rose" by John Boyle O'Reilly
9:02 Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Labyrinth, and The Princess Bride (you can blame the latter two on my aunt and mother respectively).
As a cray-Z-art kid, I'm hoping to pursue an art degree
You poor child.
I gotta disagree with you on weapons being a bad invention. Humans probably wouldn't have gotten as far as we did without pointy stick and fire.
yesss they brought back the old format in full :D
At my school we were banned from careying rubber bands.
Too many kids were using them to make "hornets" and the game got out of control.
We were also banned from playing tag. Not just because school qide tag games were causing distractions but also because we weren't supposes to ever touch each other.
59:25 is basically what happened between me and my older brother, because if the way he treated me when we were kids I grew up believing that I couldn’t tell anyone about what I liked because than they would judge me I’m still struggling with sharing my interests and things that I care about to this day.
The Halloween one is real. I was pissed about that, it was the PERFECT Halloween and it was stolen from us...
Diablo 3 was legitimately too easy... I was a monk and had gear and armour, so good that during a BOSS-FIGHT, I layer down my controller, went to the kitchen for a snack, and came back to my character at full health.
My armour healed me every second, and it did so faster than a boss could damage me.
I stopped playing at that point...
The only reason I can't play games for hours on end is because I get dizzy.
What the hell kind of a way is that to start a youtube video I just sat down
When emkay starts looking at horror sub reddits I when I stop looking at robo reddit videos
37:35 reminded me of the short period that emkay had game play in the background, and when I went to the comment section, it was all about everyone hating it😂 feels like a fever dream now tbh and I'm doubting it actually happened because I can't see those videos now-
bro. Children’s story is fvcking hilarious. i love it.
Box of lost stuff. A videotape recorded from Cartoon Network with Robot Carnival, Vampire Hunter D, and Twilight of the Cockroaches.
This is so underrated
3:42 I have had so many ads with fake X's to get you to click on it.
Just wanna say 25 years isn’t really old dude, also happy early birthday
I have memorized the entire ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
1:00:57 a necklace that my friend gave me ( she passed away almost 3 years ago) on of the few things I have from her. And a ring that my aunt game me.
My wallet that has a photo of my grandpa.
And a photo of someone who was like a grandma to me.
12:15
Guess what I’m wearing as I watch this?
Dude, that poem was Shel Silverstein! You've never read his poetry?
1:14:28 not a personal attack, they are referring to the people who let it govern their lives.
2:20 Twas the Night Before Christmas
my superpower is being able to talk about a specific rare/ultra rare/secret rare pokemon card while i or one of my friends are opening packs, and one of us will pull that exact card or another rare/ultra rare/secret rare card with the same pokemon on it.
there is recorded evidence of this.
I HAD THE EASY RULE TOO
2:18
Honestly, probably some song lyrics but I’ll say the answer that I thought of first hehe.
The cutscene from the mobile game “Just Kill Me 3” that triggers after killing the 350th Demon God. I know it by heart loll
“Let me take you back to the time of the ancients, long before you humans roamed the earth. Back to a time when two gods held immense power.
One was the Demiurge, the God of Creation, adept at giving form to that which had none.
The other was the Destroyer, the God if Annihilation, whose calling it was to obliterate all that existed.
Two polar opposites in terms of their powers and roles, but for that very reason they also complemented each other quite well.
When the Demiurge made too much, the Destroyer wiped out the excess. When the Destroyer destroyed too much, the Demiurge simply added more.
The world was in equilibrium.
Everyone thought that balance would last into eternity… but then something happened, and everything fell apart.
Now, what on earth could that something have been? Hehehe…”
And then you could tack on the first part of the next scene, cause why not. I remember it.
“This may sound a bit out of left field, but what are your thoughts on the word “eternity”?
I, for one, can’t get enough of it.”
:3
2:17 Six the musical
the whole thing
I just did the math and my fiancé and I spend quite literally 80% of our income to rent and bills……………… what the fuck
57:01 The "obnoxiously bright" headlights are a scourge upon humanity. Properly aimed and mounted HIDs in factory HID housings are actually less bright because there is a hard cut-off in the housing. If you have a Xenon/LED/laser headlight, you can clearly see this by facing your car at a flat surface with the lights on. The problems are caused by 1 of 2 things: The first is the fault of the manufacturer that is installing HIDs, be they LED/Xenon/laser, on trucks above the height of the average sedan's trunk lid. This is especially bad currently on GM trucks/SUVs or Ford F250+ trucks. The DOT needs to limit the max height of headlights on all vehicles to be road legal. I have a full-sized SUV and the vehicles I mentioned still blind me.
Second, and most common/frustrating where I live, are the ignorant douchebags retrofitting HIDs into their older s**t-boxes. As I mentioned, factory headlight assemblies with HIDs are designed to cut off the beams rigidly. If you replace your reflector halogen headlight bulbs with HIDs, you're running with high-beams on all the time. In fact, this is how bi-Xenon headlights work, when you activate the highs, the cutoff is pulled down out of the beam. Down because both reflector and projector systems reverse up/down in the process of directing the beam. Retrofitting is illegal but no one enforces the laws. There needs to be a national push for citing and prosecuting this nation-wide. It's very dangerous, the same as if you were running with high-beams on all the time, like so many motorcycle riders, but I won't start onto that rant.
My super power. I'm not allergic to poison ivy.
facebook is the book to my pop he passed a year ago. i now call it the book from time to time
30:06 colt 45 by afro man.
My superpower would be, that I'm an extreamly heavy sleeper. Ther is no such thing as boom I'm awake. I do not just suddenly wake up, it's always very slowly with a still have asleep phase.
My bro often tells me story, since he's a light sleeper and often gets to see how I sleep. My cats play with my hair like they are disembowling somthing, they run over my face, a fire happening in the naighborhood or even gunshots. I do not wake up from it.
10:13 Are you a Chicagoan? If not, we love you!
for the movie soundtrack one I cannot believe no one said httyd
1:25 for me, it is for a whole god damn term if you're caught enough times
3:01 hell yeah another nsp fan💪
40:50 Lord of the Rings
to the video game one, i just listen to weezer the whole time since nobody cares enough to message me or even stop me.
also to the superpower one, im a little kid magnet even though i hate little kids
i always eat after eight chocolates before 8 its fun
y childhood fav movie was bat man vs robin... i can recite the whole thing even to this day and doll maker sound hot but anyways
The Jewish name thing is only among Ashkenazim. Sefardim, Mizrahim, and other diasporic (and non-diasporic) groups will name children after living people. If you want more info, lmk.
56:31 i am watching this while chatting with an ai character.
38:46 I'm sorry, but did he just say "Fnaf" instead of "F-N-A-F"
Peopledied because of selfie sticks
25:03 dude, how old are you‽ I'm 22 and i know Andy Griffith
My mother would strongly disagree about red delicious apples! I personally don't like them but she loves the flavour!
Now if I had to choose something not to invent it would be _IMPERIALISM._ I was going to say Capitalism but since that springboards off Imperialism it _probably_ wouldn't exist without it.
Mfs think 2hours of gaming is long I be on for 8+ hours💀
Oh gosh. I am getting way more ads as of August 2023. I haven't seen an ad shorter than 7 seconds since.
Also spending 6 hours straight on a single isn't that hard. You just need the right videogame. Also it's different for each person as to what the right game is.
Edit: Dating? In 2023? Y'all are bold.
I can't stand Jared Leto or Amy Schumer and once I saw Suicide Squad, I hated his character and I hate learning about that creep. While she isn't a conventional actress, she was in a movie.. and therefore is considered an "actress" but I mostly hate her because she isn't funny. There are way funnier women comedians and she just has the same bit for all time. It took a few youtube videos to open my mind but now I just tune her out. Sometimes I see her in commercials and I hate TH-cam for making these unskippable... not even a surprise of the commercial she did.. like water is wet.. My mom HATES Tom Cruise and I am treated to a discussion I have heard many times if a movie is mentioned with him in it. She hasn't seen a lot of movies with him, she just doesn't like his character and that ruins movies with him in it.
I also just can't stand James Cordon as well.. Even before I watched a lot of youtube videos about him... just tuned him out.. I might not see movies with him in it.. I won't watch his show... Anyone else is a case by case basis!
07:00
I had Crayola, RoseArt _and_ Cra-Z-Art at both home and school in elementary school, and yet I am neither bi nor pan. u/LilacQueen1994’s situation is probably coincidence.