What’s the Worst Thing You’ve Done on Auto Pilot?
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In highschool one of my friend's dog went missing. Shared pictures on Facebook, offered to come to her house and help her look in the area. A few days later, she texts me that they had found her dog and, unfortunately, he had passed away. The next day at school when I saw her I said without a second thought, "How's your dog?" even though I knew EXACTLY how her dog was. She looked at me horrified, I looked back at her just as horrified. I still cannot believe I said that.
I squirted ear wax removal into my eye thinking it was eye drops, my eyes were burning
Hydrogen peroxide? If so I know how bad that hurts.
@BlueDart1971 is that what is in ear wax removal? To be fair, I was half asleep
@@pastelskies99 I think so but not sure.
Oh god, earlier today when I was driving to university, I stopped at one of those temporary traffic lights (the ones they use for construction.) and I reversed my vehicle a little bit because I saw there was some big trucks coming up the road towards me. Well I reversed, put my car in Park, and completely shut off my car. I didn’t realize what I did until the light turned green and I stepped on the gas. Thank god there was nobody behind me lol 😅
I once tried to turn off my car while driving on the highway 😬😅
6:31 I HAVE LITERALLY FREAKING DONE THIS. mixing photography chemicals in my unventilated utility room was a terrible idea, as soon as I opened the stop concentrate and poured the recommended amount into a grad cylinder, the smell was overwhelming. I coughed a bunch, and immediately closed the container and left the room to get fresh air. went back, holding my breath and finished diluting quickly, put the stop in the working solution bottle. Closed the bottle and left the room again. Got a fan and started moving the air around. Thankfully I have enough chemistry knowledge to know I wasn’t in any danger, but evidently I lack common sense. That room smelled like pickles for DAYS.
I have done this also..photo lab 1st periods dumb for people who arent morning people
The other day at the sushi restaurant I put my mouth over the sanitizer dispenser as if it was a straw
I used rubbing alcohol instead of mouthwash. Different bottle shape, color, everything. Burned a lot.
Once drove from work to home, that I had moved out of 5 years prior, boy were the current owners confused when I pulled into the open garage (it was a tent garage to the side of the house)
For a period of time, I had to drink a magnesium supplement. It was easy: open the jar of magnesium powder, take two spoons and put them in a cup and fill the cup with hot water, then drink it. It was like sparkling lemonade.
Well, one day my auto pilot self made a mistake and instead of putting the water in the cup, I put it in the magnesium jar. It had a violent reaction (imagine coke+mentos) and the jar basically exploded.
Searching for the phone in my pockets while making a phone call/texting someone. I do it basically once a week.
Had a long day at school and a basketball game. Went home, grabbed a water bottle from the fridge, went to the table to do homework, and uncapped the water bottle to drink it. I closed my eyes and fell asleep for a couple of minutes. Woke up and without opening my eyes grabbed my water bottle and took a swig. Instant burning sensation in my throat. Turns out my sister had her nail polish remover on the table and had forgot to put the cap back on, and in my stupor I had accidentally drank from it!
For three weeks my auto pilot kept talking me to high school after I graduated in 2019
I had only had my glasses for about a year at this point. I was going to change my clothes after a July morning of volunteering in a crowded room full of toddlers, took off my glasses and set them on the bed, took off my shirt, and sat on the bed. Broke my glasses down the nose.
I was at work plating up desserts, and my colleague passed me a 250°C hot dish with a lava cookie in it.
I immediately grabbed it with my hand, then dropped it on the floor after holding it for 3 seconds.
I use a stainless steel water bottle at work to stay hydrated. I clean it and the cap/spout every workday morning with boiling water and let it cool down, of course, before emptying it and screwing the cap back on. I put it in my bag, sideways, until I fill it at work. One morning, as I was walking from home, I felt moisture on the bottom of the bag. I'd only half emptied the bottle and not so tightly screwed the cap on, so there was water all inside the bag and dripping a bit from the bottom. Fortunately, it didn't affect my laptop, but lesson learned. LOL.
4:42 underrated reply 😂
I had gone to dinner with my brother at a fast food place that i usually went to alone, i had ordered my food first and then left which is kinda bad because i had the money our mom gave use for the food and he had to pay for himself because i had forgotten he was there, he was so mad at me and i felt the worse i had ever felt
Sometimes I go to put dirty washing in the washing basket and nearly put it in the rubbish bin instead, or the sink, or put dishes in the washing basket.
A couple months ago I was half asleep and I put Kool-Aid in my coffee
Tried to open my front door with my key fob and then took a moment to realize why it wasn’t working lmao
A co-worker and I were sitting in office chatting for a while and cracking up. I lit up a cigarette. Took me about 10 seconds to realize wtf I did. This was last year
I usually spit into the toilet while on the bathroom. This particular moment I spat on my underwear instead.
I had sex on autopilot with someone I am not attracted to at all, and.... insiminated said girl on autopilot, only realizing what I had just done like.. 30 seconds after that. I was thinking about what moveset my Venusaur should have for the next VGC competition:))))))) and before someone asks... I didn't want to hurt her by dumping her. She is super kind and funny, but.. yeah. I'm so weak :))))
That's rough, try your best to be better than that mate aha. Good luck with the pokemon tournament
@@lifestream1689 This was years ago and I didn't do good in bed or the tourament 🫠🥴 But thanks! Have a great weekend!
Put ground coffee into the bean tank in a coffee machine
It killed the machine
As for the fridge one. We don’t keep checking the fridge and cupboards to see if something new is there. We keep checking it to see if our standards have lowered enough to eat what’s in there.
I once tried to put a pizza without cheese into the over at my old job, also happened with sauce, you be talking or just spacing and wonder why the pizza is light, oh yeah, i forgot the sauce..
I called a man ma'am instead of sir, at a Subway. Didn't think much of it until I said it. I normally don't trust myself to go on autopilot
another story video woooo
That's what this channel is about.
This is hilarious
Cool, Another one
a different reddit channel uploaded the same thing a few hours ago
Ah too are one of culture. I was looking for this comment
I scratched a scratch ticket won $12 ripped it up and threw it in the bin used to losing
Hell yeah. Another one
Tbh i cant say mine. Its really really bad. It involves sex.
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Built the wrong style thousand dollar table at work. It looked nice. Still not what the customer ordered.
Your mom.