dracula flow 4

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  • @v4rr0lot3k6
    @v4rr0lot3k6 ปีที่แล้ว +13247

    The fact this old man can say this stuff with a straight face and not even crack a faint smile makes me think he might actually be Dracula.

    • @Okimar42
      @Okimar42 ปีที่แล้ว +1523

      He's been fuckin telling you he's him the whole time

    • @gummyboots
      @gummyboots ปีที่แล้ว +708

      Probably helps that he doesn't know what 90% of this shit even means.

    • @silly_on_
      @silly_on_ ปีที่แล้ว +53

      He is

    • @vanquisher4700
      @vanquisher4700 ปีที่แล้ว +389

      This ain't nothing to him man

    • @Volti-Vagra
      @Volti-Vagra ปีที่แล้ว +123

      part 2.... of part 4?
      mf zonked 48 ops on "Inverted Zumarian Dust Storms" while clapping interstellar cheeks- he aint off his rocker hes off this *r o c k*

  • @zanethethiccboi1020
    @zanethethiccboi1020 ปีที่แล้ว +6377

    “Smoked an opp, his meat came right off the bone” is actual fire.

    • @ziwuri
      @ziwuri ปีที่แล้ว +110

      nah dracula doesn't use such primitive type 1 civilization techniques, he lights up with his pure force of will

    • @SizzleCorndog
      @SizzleCorndog ปีที่แล้ว +304

      “Fuck it I ate the opp”

    • @Xurikyo
      @Xurikyo ปีที่แล้ว +29

      alucard moment @@SizzleCorndog

    • @MuffinCapBackBlue
      @MuffinCapBackBlue ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Nah the, "I took two limitless pills to limit myself" was actually cold.

    • @Gatsu_Gambino
      @Gatsu_Gambino ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's reading other people's bars as if it's his own...

  • @egg2242
    @egg2242 ปีที่แล้ว +26260

    He seems less agitated this time, almost jovial. He has nothing left to prove. He's simply enjoying himself.

    • @squid1712
      @squid1712 ปีที่แล้ว +1165

      He's movin different

    • @aspiringplant8104
      @aspiringplant8104 ปีที่แล้ว +781

      They remembered that he's HIM

    • @eric10319515045
      @eric10319515045 ปีที่แล้ว +577

      This shit aint nothin to him, man.

    • @Suedeash
      @Suedeash ปีที่แล้ว +107

      now imagine a batman who doesn't need a release - terrifying

    • @cartertheiii7103
      @cartertheiii7103 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      this shit ain't nothin to him, man

  • @AmericanCrusader222
    @AmericanCrusader222 ปีที่แล้ว +2080

    “I keep my Glock at the Vatican” is the most insane sentence for Dracula to say.

    • @anthonygil1522
      @anthonygil1522 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Epic fukkin line!

    • @MoneyMark97
      @MoneyMark97 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      That's the one that got me too 😭

    • @K3zz21
      @K3zz21 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Ts is so hard 😭😭😭

    • @megamatthew75
      @megamatthew75 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Just found this video. W h a t???

  • @nicholasbaca8065
    @nicholasbaca8065 ปีที่แล้ว +6088

    "My diamonds come from the most horrific situations possible." Is my favorite line.

    • @mlek42
      @mlek42 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tikktokk7007 bro lol good thing you hid the number of dislikes

    • @drakep.5857
      @drakep.5857 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's people who jump into lava when they turn keep inventory off

    • @bigchillin9569
      @bigchillin9569 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Crashed the Benz truck. Sipped some mudd. Everything felt alright. Killed me lol

    • @sneersh9107
      @sneersh9107 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can't believe i missed that on the first watch lmao thats gold

    • @TGoO14
      @TGoO14 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      The Cuban Link will turn the diamond tester into a pipe bomb gets me every time

  • @aphex1500
    @aphex1500 ปีที่แล้ว +4555

    "I got so much cheese in my pocket, they thought I was a fucking calzone." Among the hardest lines ever uttered by man.

    • @feasible
      @feasible ปีที่แล้ว +62

      by vampire*

    • @logyross6883
      @logyross6883 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      by Him*

    • @xavierdionne6514
      @xavierdionne6514 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      ”I got more sticks than a forest“ is up there too

    • @tikktokk7007
      @tikktokk7007 ปีที่แล้ว

      Part 2
      th-cam.com/video/3AOixayEB_k/w-d-xo.htmlsi=ZSFJdlnn9V8Fr6jZ

    • @hamnuts7239
      @hamnuts7239 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@logyross6883Him Kardashian

  • @brynziegeman4203
    @brynziegeman4203 ปีที่แล้ว +2274

    “The Cuban link turned the diamond tester into a pipe bomb” has to be the hardest line I’ve ever heard

    • @tikktokk7007
      @tikktokk7007 ปีที่แล้ว

      Part 2
      th-cam.com/video/3AOixayEB_k/w-d-xo.htmlsi=ZSFJdlnn9V8Fr6jZ

    • @gideonrobertson2717
      @gideonrobertson2717 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Pls explain

    • @brynziegeman4203
      @brynziegeman4203 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      @@gideonrobertson2717 the diamonds in his necklace are so pure they blew up the diamond tester

    • @gideonrobertson2717
      @gideonrobertson2717 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@brynziegeman4203 ok that's hard as fuck

    • @klayworld4424
      @klayworld4424 ปีที่แล้ว

      factsss

  • @WanderLost-0444
    @WanderLost-0444 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    "That Hibachi Hot Plate," line, followed immediately by "Konichiwa you little JIT-" Is legendary

    • @cody3335
      @cody3335 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And burned my f***n finger prints off.

  • @Lonerly_
    @Lonerly_ ปีที่แล้ว +4560

    At this rate Dracula Flow 5 is gonna be 6 straight hours of bars so good that mortal beings cannot comprehend them.

    • @Major_Dong69
      @Major_Dong69 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I’m here for it boiiiii

    • @yoshz5389
      @yoshz5389 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I hope it’s a live stream with over weeks of lines for him to read, he is Dracula after all he can handle it

    • @toolittletoolate
      @toolittletoolate ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You're right they keep getting better and longer holy fuck we're all going to die I can't stop laughing and crying

    • @dillyoz2768
      @dillyoz2768 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ONG

    • @johnwalker6737
      @johnwalker6737 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Even I can't understand them and I am HIM @johnsemisub

  • @SEVENTEENPOINT1
    @SEVENTEENPOINT1 ปีที่แล้ว +1635

    “I sold crack to myself” hard line. Straight bars.

  • @Ravver
    @Ravver ปีที่แล้ว +3016

    "I knew the perc was fake, but I ate it anyway because I'm a gremlin" is absolutely crazy.
    He truly is HIM.

  • @steezimus
    @steezimus ปีที่แล้ว +612

    "It's Monkey Monday, show me that monkey." followed by "AHHHHGHHH, IM GETTING TOO MUCH MONEY" had me in tears

    • @faithbillingham1009
      @faithbillingham1009 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Me at work after my fourth double shift in a row: "AAAAGGHHHH!!! IM GETTIN TOO MUCH MONEY!"

  • @graysonfost8679
    @graysonfost8679 ปีที่แล้ว +5342

    "These cops are interrogating me about an oz of weed as if I didn't kill an applebees hostess 2 miles away" is truly incredible

    • @halfmettlealchemist8076
      @halfmettlealchemist8076 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Bro turned into Hannibal Lecter for that bar

    • @jacksdad734
      @jacksdad734 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Dying

    • @mpirerecords2204
      @mpirerecords2204 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Part 2
      th-cam.com/video/3AOixayEB_k/w-d-xo.htmlsi=WRsff_JVDXZk5mo0

    • @dongatello6969
      @dongatello6969 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck it I ate the op

    • @gamerdrive5565
      @gamerdrive5565 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      “As if I didn’t kill an applebees host two miles down the street” would’ve been out the park.

  • @MegadeathAdams
    @MegadeathAdams ปีที่แล้ว +2425

    I love that the widows peak becomes more pronounced over time as he continues to spit harder lines. This man is becoming too powerful.

    • @ziwuri
      @ziwuri ปีที่แล้ว

      can't wait for the side divots to reach almost all the way around the back of his head

    • @Seeves
      @Seeves ปีที่แล้ว +66

      his vampiric flow is drawn from his hairline

    • @bertbargo7162
      @bertbargo7162 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The prince of all vampires

    • @randomness4272
      @randomness4272 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He has widows in different area codes

    • @LakeBroadMountain
      @LakeBroadMountain ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He's literally 12 million years old dude. He's been too powerful.

  • @Only_here_4_funny
    @Only_here_4_funny ปีที่แล้ว +4413

    “Walked along the sand dunes of the Sahara Desert for 40 days, and 40 nights, with nothing but a pack of Newports, and a fifth of Henny. I really do this shit.” 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @xeric1953
      @xeric1953 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      “I've been dropped into the Kalahari Desert carrying nothing more than a toothbrush and a packet of sherbet lemons. And I still managed to find my way to Bulawayo before Ramadan.”
      -Johnny English

    • @redmage8719
      @redmage8719 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Was that before or after he flipped bricks for Mansa Musa?

    • @sleepy7337
      @sleepy7337 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      ⁠@@redmage8719before mansa munsa but after he strangled the last guy who tried to run off the pack with his givenchy gloves

    • @redmage8719
      @redmage8719 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@sleepy7337 I'm guessing he wanted to hide out after he let the archangels take him.

    • @tikktokk7007
      @tikktokk7007 ปีที่แล้ว

      Part 2
      th-cam.com/video/3AOixayEB_k/w-d-xo.htmlsi=ZSFJdlnn9V8Fr6jZ

  • @HandToolRescue
    @HandToolRescue ปีที่แล้ว +2719

    This is high art.

    • @Scirvir24
      @Scirvir24 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      lmao it is unironically. That's the funniest part about it.

    • @amirrezabiabani1382
      @amirrezabiabani1382 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No PINK Art

    • @ItsGoodToHangPirates
      @ItsGoodToHangPirates ปีที่แล้ว +16

      thanks hand tool rescue

    • @Sandux930
      @Sandux930 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No zaza before using the tools 😅😂

    • @coliimusic
      @coliimusic ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Found this at 420 likes 👍

  • @kentuckycryptid
    @kentuckycryptid ปีที่แล้ว +5750

    0:50 "They needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hotplate at Benihana, and burned my fuckin' fingerprints off; they _will_ not find me."
    -the greatest line in rap history

  • @antonhs_komethadonhs448
    @antonhs_komethadonhs448 ปีที่แล้ว +3491

    "If this watch breaks ,the foreign exchange market will take a 28% hit " fucking gold

    • @linecraftman3907
      @linecraftman3907 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Lmao i thought he said corn exchange market

    • @slikbac6656
      @slikbac6656 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      "People will die" after fucked me up

    • @richardstrickland1125
      @richardstrickland1125 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      ​@slikbac6656 my diamonds are from the most horrific situations possible.

    • @slikbac6656
      @slikbac6656 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@richardstrickland1125 fuck it I ATE the op

    • @ToothpasteJuice
      @ToothpasteJuice ปีที่แล้ว +13

      3:20 for those wondering

  • @BigSleepy985
    @BigSleepy985 ปีที่แล้ว +5117

    “Fuck it, I ate the opp.” Is his best line yet 😂

    • @desfox3685
      @desfox3685 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I read that right as he said that lmfao 💀

    • @thewiddler1746
      @thewiddler1746 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I don’t get it, explain

    • @peytonalexander5300
      @peytonalexander5300 ปีที่แล้ว +428

      @@thewiddler1746Throwing aside all pretense, he devoured his opposition.

    • @justinmorrow81
      @justinmorrow81 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@peytonalexander5300 10/10 translation

    • @kafkabigmon
      @kafkabigmon ปีที่แล้ว +111

      ​@@peytonalexander5300disregarding all pleasantries, he consumed the physical form of his opponent

  • @sirscribble3182
    @sirscribble3182 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +962

    “I’m on the Ivory Coast eating vermillion snapper, war is all I think about” could legit be an Action Bronson bar

    • @thatboiappa7437
      @thatboiappa7437 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Only action Bronson 🤣🤣💪🏾

    • @mymaingoal......3440
      @mymaingoal......3440 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Leaked big body bes lyrics

  • @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147
    @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 ปีที่แล้ว +2512

    Every new Flow Dracula drops is another turning point in human history. This is officially his block.

    • @ntsfsdsuv2300
      @ntsfsdsuv2300 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Holy shit

    • @randomness4272
      @randomness4272 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      All known history of this block being anything other than his, is slowly fading away to the ether.

    • @tomgitt5749
      @tomgitt5749 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aliens gotta check in with him first thing. Old dude runs the planet.

    • @johnnyvaughan2996
      @johnnyvaughan2996 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And hell let the ark angels take him

    • @IRUNASSULT
      @IRUNASSULT ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This shit ain’t nothing to him man

  • @OneTrueNep
    @OneTrueNep ปีที่แล้ว +3291

    And they said the rap game was dead, but Dracula never dies

    • @sleepalaska
      @sleepalaska ปีที่แล้ว +17

      apparently you're some sort of philosopher yourself.

    • @roflchiefmcjoflchief1791
      @roflchiefmcjoflchief1791 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's a bar

    • @PotteryOfGreed
      @PotteryOfGreed ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He was flipping bricks for Mansa Musa, bro's seen the Eye of Horus. We knew the king would come back!

    • @duukeymane
      @duukeymane ปีที่แล้ว

      Part 2
      th-cam.com/video/3AOixayEB_k/w-d-xo.html

    • @roflchiefmcjoflchief1791
      @roflchiefmcjoflchief1791 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@duukeymane brodie really dropped part 2 and acted like a king

  • @raeyner
    @raeyner ปีที่แล้ว +5281

    I feel like 2024 is going to make us pay for enjoying 10 minutes of this much gold

    • @YBGANG
      @YBGANG ปีที่แล้ว +309

      That ain't nothing, I don't have to see the price tag anyway

    • @metallicarabbit
      @metallicarabbit ปีที่แล้ว +141

      that shit ain't nothin' to me man

    • @royce6485
      @royce6485 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      We don’t deserve it

    • @RNG-999
      @RNG-999 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      We gonna pay with WWIII because of this 10 minutes fire

    • @butttrumpet698
      @butttrumpet698 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Oh we will pay, in blood💀

  • @wheezus2000
    @wheezus2000 ปีที่แล้ว +1013

    To all aspiring kids in high school, this is an excellent source of yearbook quotes

    • @mascarponegirl
      @mascarponegirl 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      i just graduated earlier in the month and i’m deeply regretting not using “i come from a long bloodline of italian leather” as mine

    • @Lost_Delos
      @Lost_Delos 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Damn bro, I wish I put one of these😂

    • @MenacingBalls
      @MenacingBalls 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      “They said I wouldn’t shit I’m on em; spread my cheeks and hit them with an absolute screamer”

  • @rafplays7864
    @rafplays7864 ปีที่แล้ว +1368

    "I got my DNA test back, turns out I'm 100% HIMalayan." Goes hard af. love this guy

    • @mikekell920
      @mikekell920 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      layan pipe on those mortadella mudflaps, gettin my gooch gobbled like i was a thanksgiving dinner

    • @deamooz9810
      @deamooz9810 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that line sent me

    • @liberationpocket7950
      @liberationpocket7950 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "I'm Him. I'm Him Kardashian" lmao

    • @senpaimami2496
      @senpaimami2496 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Straight up 😂

    • @samuelsipala1615
      @samuelsipala1615 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All I think about is war I NEED MY PERCS

  • @PindleofKujata
    @PindleofKujata ปีที่แล้ว +1190

    "I took 2 limitless pills to limit myself."
    Fucking hard bars.

    • @kylecavagnaro7907
      @kylecavagnaro7907 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That shit was so hard it went over everyone’s head

  • @Payduro
    @Payduro ปีที่แล้ว +931

    “Haters in shambles they stay pickin’ the corn outta my shit” first line out the gate goes raw as hell

  • @richywilson938
    @richywilson938 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    The delivery on "fuck it I ate the opp" as well as "yeah she's squeezing the garlic" were perfect

  • @o_ber
    @o_ber ปีที่แล้ว +821

    finally, more of the most mythologically accurate depiction of dracula

    • @neszero
      @neszero ปีที่แล้ว +7

      you clearly aren't familiar with Nick Mullen

    • @damionyelverton
      @damionyelverton ปีที่แล้ว

      Any differences between this man and any historical depiction of Vlad Tepes is purely history's fault.

    • @CryptidBuddy
      @CryptidBuddy ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Except not at all. Harvey winestain is closer.

  • @jamquick5298
    @jamquick5298 ปีที่แล้ว +1168

    I like that he pronounces all the names and obscure references perfectly.

    • @DanielDangerous
      @DanielDangerous ปีที่แล้ว +54

      It's unreal
      I feel like it's a dream

    • @jamquick5298
      @jamquick5298 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@DanielDangerous lol it does

    • @foreignerhill
      @foreignerhill ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Except for gobekli tepe (but the way he says it makes it funnier)

    • @gigachadgaming1551
      @gigachadgaming1551 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      All of them except pronouncing egregious correctly

    • @Sass10000DNF
      @Sass10000DNF 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Not to be a 🤓, but im pretty sure Audemars Piguet is pronounced differently

  • @RyanWilliamsYoutube
    @RyanWilliamsYoutube ปีที่แล้ว +8595

    I’m hooked on that Dracula Flow.🙌🏼

  • @schaferhund5460
    @schaferhund5460 ปีที่แล้ว +1233

    “When I hit it from behind - the room smells like absolute mici!” The fact that they referenced an obscure Romanian greasy sausage makes this line unreal.

    • @IanMac165
      @IanMac165 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      FACTS, and then when he said - “the zaza got me speaking esperanto” I died. It was a universal language they proposed a hundred years ago for the world. I love that hidden in the insanity are obscure, intelligent references

    • @MANTHELEXUS
      @MANTHELEXUS 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

      “let me get a sniff of the mahi mahi”
      Is reference to a fish native to Hawaii that directly translates to “Very Strong”.

    • @rex208
      @rex208 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@MANTHELEXUSmahi mahi isn't a Hawaiian only fish I seen them in the Atlantic ocean in Florida

    • @kaibreedlovegaming8240
      @kaibreedlovegaming8240 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The way you explained it had me in tears 😭😭😭

    • @rex208
      @rex208 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@kaibreedlovegaming8240 good

  • @cooliostarstache5474
    @cooliostarstache5474 ปีที่แล้ว +3037

    "Got my DNA test back, turns out I'm 100% HIMalayan."
    Goddamn these bars are too dangerous 🔥🗣️🔥🗣️💯

    • @masterzombie161
      @masterzombie161 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      “I’m Him kardashian!”

    • @yume7z185
      @yume7z185 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I keep my Glock at the Vatican

    • @GehtRektSon
      @GehtRektSon ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Himon and Puumba.
      He can't be stopped

    • @xIronWarlordx
      @xIronWarlordx ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I have the blueprints to the catacombs

    • @Godisazilla
      @Godisazilla ปีที่แล้ว

      I smoked the new Op, his meat came right off the bone 🍖

  • @MrJans3n
    @MrJans3n ปีที่แล้ว +5651

    "So I put my hands on the hibachi hotplate at Benihana, and burned my fuckin' fingerprints off. They WILL not find me." Jesus fucking christ this is pure gold

    • @ozenthelewdable5427
      @ozenthelewdable5427 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Dracula is quite literally #1 MKUltra agent. He's literally Him.

    • @gunkanjima3408
      @gunkanjima3408 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      This line got me as well. Insanity

    • @walkinmr.sunshine809
      @walkinmr.sunshine809 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      at Benihana *****

    • @MrJans3n
      @MrJans3n ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@walkinmr.sunshine809thanks mate

    • @RyanR420
      @RyanR420 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kinichiwa you little shit haha

  • @kmcards
    @kmcards ปีที่แล้ว +795

    "Glock 34 shivered his timbers" never fails to get me. Can't wait for the full length movie.

    • @GumbalyaE
      @GumbalyaE ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Y’all gotta put time stamps with these comments man😂

  • @dordly
    @dordly 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

    I've been watching this every day for the past 3 months. I can just about recite the entire thing. I reference it constantly. I am obsessed.

    • @7evYT
      @7evYT 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I just stumbled upon this tonight. Already obsessed.

  • @coreybrennan4831
    @coreybrennan4831 ปีที่แล้ว +2109

    "Took two limitless pills to limit myself" is God tier.

    • @williamwilkinson4756
      @williamwilkinson4756 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The entire video is god tier. I thought Dracula Flow 3 was God Tier. This puts that to shame.

    • @HatoBumpkin
      @HatoBumpkin ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Explain what it means and why it's good.

    • @jaygray7963
      @jaygray7963 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@HatoBumpkinHe had to take 2 limitless pills just to fucking limit himself?? What do you not understand

    • @HatoBumpkin
      @HatoBumpkin ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jaygray7963 Can you explain it?

    • @coolshaun913
      @coolshaun913 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HatoBumpkin
      “He took two limitless pills to limit himself”
      Two negatives make a positive is the reference.
      So he took two limitless pills to negate each other so he’d be limited.

  • @battlefieldguy2000
    @battlefieldguy2000 ปีที่แล้ว +3256

    "I'm in Gobekli Tepe shirtless in a loincloth blowin bareback asshole out smokin aqueduct filtered sherm" is not just incredibly hard but an incredibly obscure ancient history reference.

    • @lloydweatherford9405
      @lloydweatherford9405 ปีที่แล้ว +397

      He was there, man

    • @DeepSouthArtifacts
      @DeepSouthArtifacts ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Facts brother.

    • @ozenthelewdable5427
      @ozenthelewdable5427 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Bro went full ancient 🔥🔥🔥

    • @SketchBlakely
      @SketchBlakely ปีที่แล้ว +209

      Reminds me of the line in the last one where he says he was flipping bricks for Mansa Musa lmao

    • @daver12591
      @daver12591 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      He's 12 million years old man

  • @kristianbraun5604
    @kristianbraun5604 ปีที่แล้ว +836

    "I cant wait to curb stomp you in these dumb, ugly ass Rick Owens shoes" absolutely killed me

    • @luhprada
      @luhprada ปีที่แล้ว +6

      was wearing ricks when he said this, idk if i should feel blessed or offended

    • @oohjah
      @oohjah ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@luhpradaoffended

  • @nunyabusiness4040
    @nunyabusiness4040 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    "that Smith and Wesson got me moving like an invasive species" was the hardest shit ever 😂

    • @peachpie3597
      @peachpie3597 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      someone explain i'm stupid

    • @depechecode825
      @depechecode825 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@peachpie3597 he’s sayin wit his strap he air out errbody 😂

    • @ThePhrog714
      @ThePhrog714 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      smith and wesson is a company that makes revolvers and other weaponry for context

    • @charonsferryold
      @charonsferryold 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Whenever I play any game with a S&W I think about this line

  • @yepimontv3764
    @yepimontv3764 ปีที่แล้ว +1178

    "get shorty outta here, she built like a jay electronica verse" is fucking amazing

    • @seanmower3926
      @seanmower3926 ปีที่แล้ว

      She must be dense as hell

    • @samuelcarter2624
      @samuelcarter2624 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Somehow I know exactly what he means

    • @kingj6677
      @kingj6677 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@samuelcarter2624 Does that mean she's thick and complex? I know who Jay electronica is

    • @faisalhussain2270
      @faisalhussain2270 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@kingj6677she flat.

    • @BongoSeason
      @BongoSeason ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@kingj6677it means she built like a fridge because Jay be rhyming his ass off.

  • @Simpayne68W
    @Simpayne68W ปีที่แล้ว +3536

    "The Cuban link will turn a diamond tester to a pipe bomb" line is probably commonly missed but an absolute banger.

    • @komokaziboschetti
      @komokaziboschetti ปีที่แล้ว +53

      That one actually got me the most lmfao

    • @JitteryGoblin88
      @JitteryGoblin88 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fr

    • @CCriddy50
      @CCriddy50 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ong that was actually crazy

    • @mfyoutubewatcher9352
      @mfyoutubewatcher9352 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I been laughing at this line for like an hour straight cause it goes so fucking hard bro

    • @griffingooch1722
      @griffingooch1722 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I hate that I don't understand the bar

  • @nfdhje38743m
    @nfdhje38743m ปีที่แล้ว +767

    "broke boy wasn't balling enough, welcome to the guangdong tigers"
    that line hits HARD

  • @darkwolf5358
    @darkwolf5358 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    "Smoked an op, his meat came right off the bone". Both hard and terrifying. Perfection.

  • @jamesbryan558
    @jamesbryan558 ปีที่แล้ว +1660

    When we needed him most, he returned

    • @voyes
      @voyes ปีที่แล้ว +1

      shut UP

    • @sauceboy2719
      @sauceboy2719 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dawg?

    • @issaphone4260
      @issaphone4260 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I’m my case I found this on my lunch and I’ve never been so happy

    • @smurfd64
      @smurfd64 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thank God for every Dracula Flow

    • @Vffhndsercchi
      @Vffhndsercchi ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Straight to the playlist

  • @snowfoll9426
    @snowfoll9426 ปีที่แล้ว +872

    “Ive got the blueprints to the catacombs” is so underated

    • @loganwelty7094
      @loganwelty7094 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      This one definitely broke me

    • @mygoog
      @mygoog ปีที่แล้ว

      dracula passed away th-cam.com/video/3AOixayEB_k/w-d-xo.html

    • @dawghere
      @dawghere ปีที่แล้ว

      Part 2
      th-cam.com/video/3AOixayEB_k/w-d-xo.html

    • @randomness4272
      @randomness4272 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wha t does it mean

    • @MauveEclipse
      @MauveEclipse ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@randomness4272catacombs in france

  • @matthewgrobel5587
    @matthewgrobel5587 ปีที่แล้ว +3613

    “I keep my Glock at the Vatican.” And “fuck it I ate the op.” Are two of my favorite lines

    • @DinodieTonight
      @DinodieTonight ปีที่แล้ว +226

      "Walked along the sand dunes of the sahara desert for 40 days and 40 nights with nothin' but a pack of Newports and a fifth of Henney. I really do this shit." is one of my favorite lines.

    • @bomaniigloo
      @bomaniigloo ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Funny because the Swiss Pontifical guard uses glocks with the crossed keys engraved on the sear. Is he saying that he has infiltrated the Swiss guard???

    • @stevenanthony9774
      @stevenanthony9774 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      "the Smith & Wesson got me moving like an invasive species"

    • @MasterSpliffer
      @MasterSpliffer ปีที่แล้ว +30

      So much cheese in my pocket they thought I was a calzone

    • @MasterSpliffer
      @MasterSpliffer ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@DinodieTonight”I really do this shit” was the bow on top

  • @sebbo-p1y
    @sebbo-p1y ปีที่แล้ว +545

    6:08 “wtf is Obama care”
    Whips out a fucking DSi
    This is a masterpiece

    • @zapdog_
      @zapdog_ 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      bro i thought it was a flip phone but it actually is a dsi 💀

    • @geesegoose4862
      @geesegoose4862 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Read this as he said it in the video 😅

  • @themoreyounoob2715
    @themoreyounoob2715 ปีที่แล้ว +1302

    "the smith & wesson got me moving like an invasive species" is possibly the hardest line this old bastard has ever dropped on this platform

    • @samuelsipala1615
      @samuelsipala1615 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I’m a mud baby I can’t stop

    • @spassbuchannan7466
      @spassbuchannan7466 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Opp was sneak dissing on the gram, turned his city into Pompeii 😂

    • @SpikeRazzor
      @SpikeRazzor ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Eliminating the competition 😈.

    • @capnprice0673
      @capnprice0673 ปีที่แล้ว

      One of my favs is "Popped a Brazilian butt-berzerker and had that pussy screechin' like a harpy eagle"

    • @ogkrampus8258
      @ogkrampus8258 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What minute he says that if you remember

  • @chrissant6277
    @chrissant6277 ปีที่แล้ว +769

    "This shit aint nothin to me man" will literally go down in the historybooks as one of the most important quotes of all time.

  • @TheHarrisontemple
    @TheHarrisontemple ปีที่แล้ว +561

    "My diamonds come from the most horrific situations possible" im gonna use that line at the next art gala.

    • @Jakarii
      @Jakarii ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "The Cuban link will turn the diamond tester into a pipebomb"

    • @TheHarrisontemple
      @TheHarrisontemple ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@JakariiI don't give a fuck if I go blind, I don't need to see the price tag anyway.

  • @heathenised
    @heathenised 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +158

    As a Romanian, I think the entire Dracula Flow series could easily replace the national anthem... it's just as meaningful.

  • @localocalocaloidic
    @localocalocaloidic ปีที่แล้ว +394

    "she spread it and let me take a deep sniff of that mahi-mahi"
    these videos really have a talent for making me audibly retch every time i hear certain lines. pastrami mudflaps haunts me to this day, 10/10

    • @kylealden6625
      @kylealden6625 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I have a friend who says he can't eat Arby's because the roast beef reminds him of his ex wife 🤷🏼😂😂😂

    • @Agon1stt
      @Agon1stt ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@@kylealden6625💀

  • @rocotaco5517
    @rocotaco5517 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    "I have the blueprints to the catacombs" and "huffing spores to see tomorrow stock market" is my personal favorite

    • @SPVLaboratories
      @SPVLaboratories ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Huffing spores was CRAZY

    • @TheRealDPooly
      @TheRealDPooly ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lungs lookin CRAZY

    • @DanielMiller-e2h
      @DanielMiller-e2h ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@TheRealDPooly he done got a mycelium forest in there that contains the fountain of youth 💀💀💀

  • @klydemarmasett9403
    @klydemarmasett9403 ปีที่แล้ว +1176

    My uncle and I were smoking a joint and he couldn't grab the joint and spit "we smokin origami pterodactyls. We smoking that Dudly Doo Right." And I felt Dracula flow through him. It was iconic.

  • @guitarguy3221
    @guitarguy3221 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    His delivery is an art. There's no question or distraction from the clip

  • @steeveewuzzheer1992
    @steeveewuzzheer1992 ปีที่แล้ว +857

    “I’m doing a lot of drugs. A LOT” something about the succinct bluntness of it buried among all these gems just make this one so much more precious

    • @A-with-the-J
      @A-with-the-J ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It’s downright meta textual

    • @Xenibalt
      @Xenibalt ปีที่แล้ว

      yes, agreed 100%

    • @AbsurdistLemon
      @AbsurdistLemon ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He put the "blunt" in bluntness

    • @615ers
      @615ers ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sometimes when you're that fucked up, you can't help but just say how fucked up you are

  • @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147
    @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 ปีที่แล้ว +1482

    “I got strands of RNA in my hookah, every puff is an insult to god.”
    We don’t deserve Drac

    • @LFSPharaoh
      @LFSPharaoh ปีที่แล้ว +48

      "I'm on the Ivory Coast eating"
      -Global Hunger Index of 25.9 which indicates a “serious” problem. Damn haha

    • @elykrupinski6873
      @elykrupinski6873 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@LFSPharaoh that’s fucking crazy that went over my head and probably 99% of the viewers 😂😂😂😂

    • @LFSPharaoh
      @LFSPharaoh ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@elykrupinski6873he also made a halo reference I didn't pick up on too. Dude's nuts with these niche bars haha

  • @cooliostarstache5474
    @cooliostarstache5474 ปีที่แล้ว +1039

    They say that every time a new Dracula Flow drops the world heals a little more. 10 minutes of Dracula Flow is as close to world peace as we're ever going to get 🙏

    • @randomness4272
      @randomness4272 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      In a world where printers never existed, even this is fax

    • @ViciousTuna2012
      @ViciousTuna2012 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@randomness4272 Fun fact: the fax machine was invented before the printer

    • @Blackgriffonphoenixg
      @Blackgriffonphoenixg ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean Kissinger just died so who knows what great leaps we'll witness with part 5

  • @ASSOL3
    @ASSOL3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    "AAHHH, I'M GETTING TOO MUCH MONEY" is gold

  • @christyioran2969
    @christyioran2969 ปีที่แล้ว +912

    "Vatican wants to wet me up with silver bullets, but I'm on a goddam samurai pill" is an absolutely diabolical line

    • @mindgames7411
      @mindgames7411 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @deletedTestimony
      @deletedTestimony ปีที่แล้ว +23

      dracula on that chronos

    • @yatate127
      @yatate127 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      some shit out of Hellsing

    • @LukSter18998
      @LukSter18998 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@yatate127 second verse same as the first

  • @luisbarrera5740
    @luisbarrera5740 ปีที่แล้ว +1439

    Wow. This really feels like a 2012 TH-cam video. Dracula flow so dope it travels back in time while staying in the present and predicting the future.

    • @tylorwashere8434
      @tylorwashere8434 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Joji getting back to his filthy frank roots

    • @Yabbadabbadoe
      @Yabbadabbadoe ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Bro Fr though this had to be 5-6 years old 😭😭

    • @normified
      @normified ปีที่แล้ว

      THE RETURN OF THE KINGGG @@tylorwashere8434

    • @Blackmamba-ce3nb
      @Blackmamba-ce3nb ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It’s like a spiritual successor to the Unforgivable series

    • @luisbarrera5740
      @luisbarrera5740 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Blackmamba-ce3nb right. Unforgivable was amazing

  • @Shenmoki
    @Shenmoki ปีที่แล้ว +2117

    Spent the last 10 minutes and 10 seconds wondering if this would ever end, spending the rest of my life wishing it didn't.

    • @peteg22397
      @peteg22397 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      This guy gets it

    • @swagcreated9147
      @swagcreated9147 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Beautiful. 🎉

    • @zoeygeorge2403
      @zoeygeorge2403 ปีที่แล้ว

      no way jenos paladins

    • @duukeymane
      @duukeymane ปีที่แล้ว

      Part 2
      th-cam.com/video/3AOixayEB_k/w-d-xo.html

  • @oscarlove4394
    @oscarlove4394 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    6:55 with bars so good, this pan down to the solo cup filled with gold watches is such an underrated detail.

    • @DonManuelHasLeonsJacket
      @DonManuelHasLeonsJacket 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yo, it's what Drac pilfered off the op's corpses 😨

  • @dmtz1
    @dmtz1 ปีที่แล้ว +906

    No this shit is actually sick. How the hell does he not show emotion while spewing the hardest bars known to man

  • @kcilw
    @kcilw ปีที่แล้ว +1406

    10 MINUTES OF PURE GOLD 🔥🗣️💯

  • @dullroar2673
    @dullroar2673 ปีที่แล้ว +1876

    A man old enough to be a Vietnam vet saying "sneak dissin on the 'gram" makes this feel like something happened to the multiverse

    • @gamemeister27
      @gamemeister27 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Sir he is 12 million years old

    • @truxima
      @truxima ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@gamemeister27but he could have still served in Vietnam as a stealth soldier tho

    • @gamemeister27
      @gamemeister27 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@truxima would have gone different if he did

    • @slytherinda4669
      @slytherinda4669 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      turned his city into pompeii 🔥

    • @truxima
      @truxima ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@gamemeister27 who said the outcome wasn't what he wanted all along
      drac moves in mysterious ways bro

  • @wikiprion
    @wikiprion ปีที่แล้ว +107

    "this henny got me PREGNANT" gotta be the hardest bar of century🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @flixbydre
    @flixbydre ปีที่แล้ว +1554

    "they needed a stealth soldier so I put my hands on the hibachi hotplate at Benihana, and burnt my fuckin fingerprints off" 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @austinsmith7467
    @austinsmith7467 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    I adore that each video gets drastically longer. We need 1 hour of this straight venom.

    • @liammgill
      @liammgill ปีที่แล้ว +19

      i would literally pay to watch that

    • @ivbqwljrf234
      @ivbqwljrf234 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Incorrect, obviously incorrect,this isn’t sustainable in long form format. It’ll get worse fast. Best kept rare

    • @austinsmith7467
      @austinsmith7467 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ivbqwljrf234 it's a pipe dream, but as you stated, the reality won't hold. Unfortunately. But a man can dream.

    • @ubermaster134
      @ubermaster134 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I also love that his widows peak gets longer every video

    • @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147
      @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would pay good money for a full-length Dracula Flow Film

  • @LongHaulRob
    @LongHaulRob 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +124

    "She built like a Jay Electronica verse"
    Bury me please

    • @uuuultra
      @uuuultra 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      bro no cap?

    • @Arycke
      @Arycke 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@uuuultra no cap ong

  • @hdbanana464
    @hdbanana464 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    "i got so much cheese in my pocket they thought i was a fucking calzone" is my new motto for life.

    • @misterturkturkle
      @misterturkturkle ปีที่แล้ว +14

      im at the bank about to withdraw all of it

  • @Yesyes54894
    @Yesyes54894 ปีที่แล้ว +2837

    "I'm smoking Mesopotamian Stanley cup triple award winning soul bleeder taint blaster jd power associates dingleberry Zaza" this line goes too hard

    • @FSVR54
      @FSVR54 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      this shit killed me when he said "jd power and associates"

    • @DustinCraig-fh8yg
      @DustinCraig-fh8yg ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Man, "Taint blaster" got me 😂😂😂😂

    • @dillpickletrickle
      @dillpickletrickle ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @robbieboydudeguy
      @robbieboydudeguy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      2:07

    • @jackparsons751
      @jackparsons751 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@FSVR54😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😊😊😮😮😮😮😮😊😅😊😊😊😢😊

  • @bencovey3061
    @bencovey3061 ปีที่แล้ว +956

    Dracula Flow is slowly moving the needle for an entire generation of young men. In what direction or to what end, I cannot say.

    • @clarenceomalley5170
      @clarenceomalley5170 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      the pendulum is finally swinging

    • @Neymarinet
      @Neymarinet ปีที่แล้ว +38

      They say hard times create strong men. Competing with this guy is the hard time that will create the strong men that can walk the sahara 40 days and 40 nights with nothing but henny nd newports

    • @eggroll3055
      @eggroll3055 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      ​@@NeymarinetHard time? That shit ain't nothing to me man.

    • @craigcrimson2237
      @craigcrimson2237 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We just can't forget that he IS him, and work our way out from there

    • @patrickedwards7107
      @patrickedwards7107 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I like where this is going

  • @dutchboles7153
    @dutchboles7153 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I can just imagine people generations from now exploring literature and poetry of this era and examining the style and form of this

  • @Quacktical
    @Quacktical ปีที่แล้ว +528

    8:48 “I got strands of RNA in my hookah, every puff is an insult to god” immaculate line

  • @ericcartman1251
    @ericcartman1251 ปีที่แล้ว +3303

    “I’m Dracula, I’m 12 million years old”. He’s simply in his bag. He extrudes a sanguine confidence knowing he’s at the top of his game. Self-aware of his own prolific subjugation, he has nothing left to prove.

    • @SatanicBiPanick666
      @SatanicBiPanick666 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Dang, sanguine confidence?!? You’re a true poet my good fellow!

    • @hmmmyup
      @hmmmyup ปีที่แล้ว

      @ismaelalvarez8661 I just smoked a new opp, his meat came right off the BONE. The first time I smoked runtz, I coughed so fucking hard I started passing kidney stones, then shat myself in front of the gang. There was scatt all over the pounds we shipped out for the next 30 business days. I dont have any compassion for broke boys. Everybody has an asshole. Most people have dick and balls, go outside and get a bag. I knew the perc was fake but I still ate it because im a gremlin. Ill air this bitch out like I shit in it. I took 2 limitless pills to limit myself. I got so much cheese in my pocket, they thought I was a fucking calzone. That pussy balder than Howie Mandell. Crashed the benz truck, sipped some mud, everything felt alright. Popped a bean now I wanna drill someone. Yeah I kill with my mask off. Im moving like gilbert arenas. Sniffing white phosphorus. The Vatican wants to wet me up with silver bullets, but im on a god damn samurai pill. Im a real creature, I'll spin the block. Huffin spores to see tomorrow's stock market. Lungs lookin crazy. Rolling the ole flesh cigar around your fingertips. Boy ran up with a Banjo Kazooie. I had to cast a spell on that motherfucker. I got strands of rna in my hookah every pufff is an insult to god. The dust pack got me doin the 3rd world stare. This zaza will give you a 2019 Alex Caruso hairline.

    • @johnwalker6737
      @johnwalker6737 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      When you're first 4 solo videos go viral then you don't have to prove anything.

    • @rokasxD
      @rokasxD ปีที่แล้ว +5

      he is teaching newer generations xDDDDd

    • @scrotor189
      @scrotor189 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Beautiful comment man

  • @brennaw8684
    @brennaw8684 ปีที่แล้ว +1221

    My fave line from this has to be: "These cops are interrogating me about an ounce of weed as if I didn't kill an Applebee's hostess two miles away" 2:45

  • @trerich.
    @trerich. 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    "That fentanyl gave me vitruvian man flexibility." Most wildest shit ive ever heard😂😂

  • @rafaelfigueroa4273
    @rafaelfigueroa4273 ปีที่แล้ว +2144

    “I got so much cheese in my pocket, they thought I was a calzone” Is the hardest line of 2023

    • @midnighteagle8907
      @midnighteagle8907 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So true

    • @hunterbraswell3504
      @hunterbraswell3504 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dude went to jail and beat his case there's a video about it he's a real one

    • @615ers
      @615ers ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I sold crack to myself!

    • @xenowashere1229
      @xenowashere1229 ปีที่แล้ว

      E

    • @Bass_Reeves00
      @Bass_Reeves00 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah bro fuck it I ate the opp is CRAAAAZY

  • @doxed64
    @doxed64 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    Whoever in the group thought this up first is a genius. Everyone who wrote a line is also a genius. Hell, I'm a genius now just from listening to it.

    • @Jarod45
      @Jarod45 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Fr each video has given me a new dictionary of vocabulary 😂

    • @mpowerewd22
      @mpowerewd22 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Legit filthy frank is writing most of these lines, the rest is written by his homies lit off the quick release perc.

    • @lightmetro7508
      @lightmetro7508 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      no joke a lot of it is written by joji

    • @tristanblancq
      @tristanblancq ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The genius Francis of the Filth writes the bars

  • @Loganos78
    @Loganos78 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    Please make sure this man knows how much we love him

    • @sadtwolvesfan
      @sadtwolvesfan ปีที่แล้ว +272

      He doesn't care this shit ain't nothing to him man

    • @PaulKulha
      @PaulKulha ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Forreal

    • @islandboy9381
      @islandboy9381 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ask himm if he gives a shit, because he don't give a shit

    • @ozenthelewdable5427
      @ozenthelewdable5427 ปีที่แล้ว

      You think he cares about that shit? Ask him if he ever cares about that shit, 'cuz he doesn't give a shit.

  • @Lyanlolz
    @Lyanlolz ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "we smokin' that IBM quantum computer" 🔥🔥🔥

  • @derpythecate6842
    @derpythecate6842 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    How does every line in a whole 10 minute video never miss. Man's a lyrical genius

    • @_sausageman_
      @_sausageman_ ปีที่แล้ว +34

      He’s fuckin Dracula, he’s had thousands of years to come up with them

    • @kylebrown7968
      @kylebrown7968 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      She squeezing the garlic

    • @lizardBoiSegments
      @lizardBoiSegments ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He’s a spiritual miracle individual

    • @johnwalker6737
      @johnwalker6737 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

  • @MrWilson812
    @MrWilson812 ปีที่แล้ว +984

    "This Smith and Wesson got me moving like an invasive species."
    I own a Smith and Wesson and I will now be using this line for the rest of my life.

    • @timsenter89
      @timsenter89 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Imma start telling people "I keep my Glock at the Vatican" with no context 😂

    • @normandy2501
      @normandy2501 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't even care for guns, but that was a bar 🤧🔥

    • @lexapromedic
      @lexapromedic ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i’m waiting for dracula to give the sig boys a shoutout 😭

  • @briggshayward1702
    @briggshayward1702 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    This man decided to grace us with a full documentary. He already made it big. Now he's just taking his victory lap

  • @Solar424
    @Solar424 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "Spun around the block so many times they thought it was fuckin' Minecraft"

  • @alessandrocoelho1861
    @alessandrocoelho1861 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    The Plummcorp Cinematic Universe is shaping up to be something beautiful, dare I say legendary

  • @Myxylplix98765
    @Myxylplix98765 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    "Glock 34 shivered his timbers" and "This Smith & Wesson got me moving like an invasive species" are my favorite lines

  • @na-Baron
    @na-Baron ปีที่แล้ว +438

    I be saying "Amen" after watching each Dracula Flow video because each of the Dark Lord's bars are straight spiritual.

    • @AbsurdistLemon
      @AbsurdistLemon ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dark... Dark Lord?!?!
      You're saying Count Dracula is Chin Chin in disguise?????!!??

    • @AbsurdistLemon
      @AbsurdistLemon ปีที่แล้ว +6

      THE DARK LORD IS HERE!!!!!!!!

  • @Jacob-gn8fx
    @Jacob-gn8fx 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    We gotta start a petition to get one of these made at least once a month I feel lost without them

  • @sasharaykhman1937
    @sasharaykhman1937 ปีที่แล้ว +613

    “OPP WAS SNEAK DISSIN ON THE GRAM TURNED HIS CITY INTO POMPEII” HARDEST BAR OF THIS CENTURY

    • @DustinCraig-fh8yg
      @DustinCraig-fh8yg ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 bruh ain't no way he said that 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Ryan-dq6bv
    @Ryan-dq6bv ปีที่แล้ว +353

    "They needed a stealth soldier so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at benihana and burned my fucking fingerprints off. They *will not* find me. Konnichiwa, you little jit." 🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @LtDan-fy7lc
      @LtDan-fy7lc ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Had to pause when I heard that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Agon1stt
      @Agon1stt ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I FUCKING LOST IT AT THAT ONE HAHAHAHAHA

  • @darthgeorge28
    @darthgeorge28 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    This dude is spitting heat rocks. “I took two Limitless pills to limit myself.” Shit is fire.

    • @m0thdm
      @m0thdm ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAOOO

  • @fifty3motorsports
    @fifty3motorsports 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    "I'm smoking Mesopotamian Stanley Cup triple award winning soul-bleeder taint-blaster JD Power Associates dingleberry Zaza"

  • @crusaderknight4792
    @crusaderknight4792 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    "That fentanyl gave me that Vitruvian man flexibility"
    Should be on a t shirt.

  • @LethallFruit
    @LethallFruit ปีที่แล้ว +2429

    This dude will end up being used as samples in the near future 💀❤️

    • @zachrosen234
      @zachrosen234 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      he already is sampled by a death metal band 😂

    • @yatate127
      @yatate127 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      literally @nivezu is working on a song sampling him

    • @TheEagleEyeValor
      @TheEagleEyeValor ปีที่แล้ว

      Subtronics already did.
      th-cam.com/users/clipUgkxNmelN-4ZtTPvzYuQwsPeZXRrSTpCroRP?si=ZSe71KGpS7SyV7AW

    • @aristotleshadow9296
      @aristotleshadow9296 ปีที่แล้ว

      want band lol@@zachrosen234

    • @nomanbroman3556
      @nomanbroman3556 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ​@@zachrosen234no way!!? Which song

  • @sixtysix667
    @sixtysix667 ปีที่แล้ว +1043

    "walked along the sand dunes of the Sahara desert for 40 days and 40 nights with nothing but a pack of Newports and a fifth of Henny I REALLY DO THIS SHIT"
    quote of the century

    • @BullyBreaker
      @BullyBreaker 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I wanna get like 10 people together to do this shit, just in memory of bro in 2025. It’ll be exactly as he said it per person, the only way to do it right.

  • @slayerkeith8304
    @slayerkeith8304 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Dear Mr. Dracula, I always enjoyed listening to you when you sat next to me on public transportation in the 80s and 90s, but I wasn't versed enough to comprehend it at the time. Now I've learned "just" enough to understand the flow. I can only hope to live long enough to obtain full Dracula enlightenment.

  • @TheMackV
    @TheMackV ปีที่แล้ว +244

    This is one of those world-changing memes that only come around like once a decade.
    English slang will never be the same.