part 2.... of part 4? mf zonked 48 ops on "Inverted Zumarian Dust Storms" while clapping interstellar cheeks- he aint off his rocker hes off this *r o c k*
“Walked along the sand dunes of the Sahara Desert for 40 days, and 40 nights, with nothing but a pack of Newports, and a fifth of Henny. I really do this shit.” 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
“I've been dropped into the Kalahari Desert carrying nothing more than a toothbrush and a packet of sherbet lemons. And I still managed to find my way to Bulawayo before Ramadan.” -Johnny English
0:50 "They needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hotplate at Benihana, and burned my fuckin' fingerprints off; they _will_ not find me." -the greatest line in rap history
“When I hit it from behind - the room smells like absolute mici!” The fact that they referenced an obscure Romanian greasy sausage makes this line unreal.
FACTS, and then when he said - “the zaza got me speaking esperanto” I died. It was a universal language they proposed a hundred years ago for the world. I love that hidden in the insanity are obscure, intelligent references
"So I put my hands on the hibachi hotplate at Benihana, and burned my fuckin' fingerprints off. They WILL not find me." Jesus fucking christ this is pure gold
@@HatoBumpkin “He took two limitless pills to limit himself” Two negatives make a positive is the reference. So he took two limitless pills to negate each other so he’d be limited.
"I'm in Gobekli Tepe shirtless in a loincloth blowin bareback asshole out smokin aqueduct filtered sherm" is not just incredibly hard but an incredibly obscure ancient history reference.
"Walked along the sand dunes of the sahara desert for 40 days and 40 nights with nothin' but a pack of Newports and a fifth of Henney. I really do this shit." is one of my favorite lines.
Funny because the Swiss Pontifical guard uses glocks with the crossed keys engraved on the sear. Is he saying that he has infiltrated the Swiss guard???
"she spread it and let me take a deep sniff of that mahi-mahi" these videos really have a talent for making me audibly retch every time i hear certain lines. pastrami mudflaps haunts me to this day, 10/10
My uncle and I were smoking a joint and he couldn't grab the joint and spit "we smokin origami pterodactyls. We smoking that Dudly Doo Right." And I felt Dracula flow through him. It was iconic.
They say that every time a new Dracula Flow drops the world heals a little more. 10 minutes of Dracula Flow is as close to world peace as we're ever going to get 🙏
They say hard times create strong men. Competing with this guy is the hard time that will create the strong men that can walk the sahara 40 days and 40 nights with nothing but henny nd newports
“I’m Dracula, I’m 12 million years old”. He’s simply in his bag. He extrudes a sanguine confidence knowing he’s at the top of his game. Self-aware of his own prolific subjugation, he has nothing left to prove.
@ismaelalvarez8661 I just smoked a new opp, his meat came right off the BONE. The first time I smoked runtz, I coughed so fucking hard I started passing kidney stones, then shat myself in front of the gang. There was scatt all over the pounds we shipped out for the next 30 business days. I dont have any compassion for broke boys. Everybody has an asshole. Most people have dick and balls, go outside and get a bag. I knew the perc was fake but I still ate it because im a gremlin. Ill air this bitch out like I shit in it. I took 2 limitless pills to limit myself. I got so much cheese in my pocket, they thought I was a fucking calzone. That pussy balder than Howie Mandell. Crashed the benz truck, sipped some mud, everything felt alright. Popped a bean now I wanna drill someone. Yeah I kill with my mask off. Im moving like gilbert arenas. Sniffing white phosphorus. The Vatican wants to wet me up with silver bullets, but im on a god damn samurai pill. Im a real creature, I'll spin the block. Huffin spores to see tomorrow's stock market. Lungs lookin crazy. Rolling the ole flesh cigar around your fingertips. Boy ran up with a Banjo Kazooie. I had to cast a spell on that motherfucker. I got strands of rna in my hookah every pufff is an insult to god. The dust pack got me doin the 3rd world stare. This zaza will give you a 2019 Alex Caruso hairline.
My fave line from this has to be: "These cops are interrogating me about an ounce of weed as if I didn't kill an Applebee's hostess two miles away" 2:45
"They needed a stealth soldier so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at benihana and burned my fucking fingerprints off. They *will not* find me. Konnichiwa, you little jit." 🔥🔥🔥🔥
"walked along the sand dunes of the Sahara desert for 40 days and 40 nights with nothing but a pack of Newports and a fifth of Henny I REALLY DO THIS SHIT" quote of the century
I wanna get like 10 people together to do this shit, just in memory of bro in 2025. It’ll be exactly as he said it per person, the only way to do it right.
Dear Mr. Dracula, I always enjoyed listening to you when you sat next to me on public transportation in the 80s and 90s, but I wasn't versed enough to comprehend it at the time. Now I've learned "just" enough to understand the flow. I can only hope to live long enough to obtain full Dracula enlightenment.
The fact this old man can say this stuff with a straight face and not even crack a faint smile makes me think he might actually be Dracula.
He's been fuckin telling you he's him the whole time
Probably helps that he doesn't know what 90% of this shit even means.
He is
This ain't nothing to him man
part 2.... of part 4?
mf zonked 48 ops on "Inverted Zumarian Dust Storms" while clapping interstellar cheeks- he aint off his rocker hes off this *r o c k*
“Smoked an opp, his meat came right off the bone” is actual fire.
nah dracula doesn't use such primitive type 1 civilization techniques, he lights up with his pure force of will
“Fuck it I ate the opp”
alucard moment @@SizzleCorndog
Nah the, "I took two limitless pills to limit myself" was actually cold.
He's reading other people's bars as if it's his own...
He seems less agitated this time, almost jovial. He has nothing left to prove. He's simply enjoying himself.
He's movin different
They remembered that he's HIM
This shit aint nothin to him, man.
now imagine a batman who doesn't need a release - terrifying
this shit ain't nothin to him, man
“I keep my Glock at the Vatican” is the most insane sentence for Dracula to say.
Epic fukkin line!
That's the one that got me too 😭
Ts is so hard 😭😭😭
Just found this video. W h a t???
"My diamonds come from the most horrific situations possible." Is my favorite line.
@@tikktokk7007 bro lol good thing you hid the number of dislikes
That's people who jump into lava when they turn keep inventory off
Crashed the Benz truck. Sipped some mudd. Everything felt alright. Killed me lol
Can't believe i missed that on the first watch lmao thats gold
The Cuban Link will turn the diamond tester into a pipe bomb gets me every time
"I got so much cheese in my pocket, they thought I was a fucking calzone." Among the hardest lines ever uttered by man.
by vampire*
by Him*
”I got more sticks than a forest“ is up there too
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@@logyross6883Him Kardashian
“The Cuban link turned the diamond tester into a pipe bomb” has to be the hardest line I’ve ever heard
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Pls explain
@@gideonrobertson2717 the diamonds in his necklace are so pure they blew up the diamond tester
@@brynziegeman4203 ok that's hard as fuck
factsss
"That Hibachi Hot Plate," line, followed immediately by "Konichiwa you little JIT-" Is legendary
And burned my f***n finger prints off.
At this rate Dracula Flow 5 is gonna be 6 straight hours of bars so good that mortal beings cannot comprehend them.
I’m here for it boiiiii
I hope it’s a live stream with over weeks of lines for him to read, he is Dracula after all he can handle it
You're right they keep getting better and longer holy fuck we're all going to die I can't stop laughing and crying
ONG
Even I can't understand them and I am HIM @johnsemisub
“I sold crack to myself” hard line. Straight bars.
He got high off of his own supply and made a profit!
"I knew the perc was fake, but I ate it anyway because I'm a gremlin" is absolutely crazy.
He truly is HIM.
Literally Kodak blacks lyric
Himon and pumba
100% HIMalayan.
Yes, as His Infernal Majesty 😈
@@frontonarnar3954 not anymore
"It's Monkey Monday, show me that monkey." followed by "AHHHHGHHH, IM GETTING TOO MUCH MONEY" had me in tears
Me at work after my fourth double shift in a row: "AAAAGGHHHH!!! IM GETTIN TOO MUCH MONEY!"
"These cops are interrogating me about an oz of weed as if I didn't kill an applebees hostess 2 miles away" is truly incredible
Bro turned into Hannibal Lecter for that bar
Dying
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Fuck it I ate the op
“As if I didn’t kill an applebees host two miles down the street” would’ve been out the park.
I love that the widows peak becomes more pronounced over time as he continues to spit harder lines. This man is becoming too powerful.
can't wait for the side divots to reach almost all the way around the back of his head
his vampiric flow is drawn from his hairline
The prince of all vampires
He has widows in different area codes
He's literally 12 million years old dude. He's been too powerful.
“Walked along the sand dunes of the Sahara Desert for 40 days, and 40 nights, with nothing but a pack of Newports, and a fifth of Henny. I really do this shit.” 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
“I've been dropped into the Kalahari Desert carrying nothing more than a toothbrush and a packet of sherbet lemons. And I still managed to find my way to Bulawayo before Ramadan.”
-Johnny English
Was that before or after he flipped bricks for Mansa Musa?
@@redmage8719before mansa munsa but after he strangled the last guy who tried to run off the pack with his givenchy gloves
@@sleepy7337 I'm guessing he wanted to hide out after he let the archangels take him.
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This is high art.
lmao it is unironically. That's the funniest part about it.
No PINK Art
thanks hand tool rescue
No zaza before using the tools 😅😂
Found this at 420 likes 👍
0:50 "They needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hotplate at Benihana, and burned my fuckin' fingerprints off; they _will_ not find me."
-the greatest line in rap history
this is when i started crying
- Hitman 47
Konnichiwa, you little jit
Yo that's my favorite one
So good
"If this watch breaks ,the foreign exchange market will take a 28% hit " fucking gold
Lmao i thought he said corn exchange market
"People will die" after fucked me up
@slikbac6656 my diamonds are from the most horrific situations possible.
@@richardstrickland1125 fuck it I ATE the op
3:20 for those wondering
“Fuck it, I ate the opp.” Is his best line yet 😂
I read that right as he said that lmfao 💀
I don’t get it, explain
@@thewiddler1746Throwing aside all pretense, he devoured his opposition.
@@peytonalexander5300 10/10 translation
@@peytonalexander5300disregarding all pleasantries, he consumed the physical form of his opponent
“I’m on the Ivory Coast eating vermillion snapper, war is all I think about” could legit be an Action Bronson bar
Only action Bronson 🤣🤣💪🏾
Leaked big body bes lyrics
Every new Flow Dracula drops is another turning point in human history. This is officially his block.
Holy shit
All known history of this block being anything other than his, is slowly fading away to the ether.
Aliens gotta check in with him first thing. Old dude runs the planet.
And hell let the ark angels take him
This shit ain’t nothing to him man
And they said the rap game was dead, but Dracula never dies
apparently you're some sort of philosopher yourself.
That's a bar
He was flipping bricks for Mansa Musa, bro's seen the Eye of Horus. We knew the king would come back!
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@@duukeymane brodie really dropped part 2 and acted like a king
I feel like 2024 is going to make us pay for enjoying 10 minutes of this much gold
That ain't nothing, I don't have to see the price tag anyway
that shit ain't nothin' to me man
We don’t deserve it
We gonna pay with WWIII because of this 10 minutes fire
Oh we will pay, in blood💀
To all aspiring kids in high school, this is an excellent source of yearbook quotes
i just graduated earlier in the month and i’m deeply regretting not using “i come from a long bloodline of italian leather” as mine
Damn bro, I wish I put one of these😂
“They said I wouldn’t shit I’m on em; spread my cheeks and hit them with an absolute screamer”
"I got my DNA test back, turns out I'm 100% HIMalayan." Goes hard af. love this guy
layan pipe on those mortadella mudflaps, gettin my gooch gobbled like i was a thanksgiving dinner
that line sent me
"I'm Him. I'm Him Kardashian" lmao
Straight up 😂
All I think about is war I NEED MY PERCS
"I took 2 limitless pills to limit myself."
Fucking hard bars.
That shit was so hard it went over everyone’s head
“Haters in shambles they stay pickin’ the corn outta my shit” first line out the gate goes raw as hell
The delivery on "fuck it I ate the opp" as well as "yeah she's squeezing the garlic" were perfect
finally, more of the most mythologically accurate depiction of dracula
you clearly aren't familiar with Nick Mullen
Any differences between this man and any historical depiction of Vlad Tepes is purely history's fault.
Except not at all. Harvey winestain is closer.
I like that he pronounces all the names and obscure references perfectly.
It's unreal
I feel like it's a dream
@@DanielDangerous lol it does
Except for gobekli tepe (but the way he says it makes it funnier)
All of them except pronouncing egregious correctly
Not to be a 🤓, but im pretty sure Audemars Piguet is pronounced differently
I’m hooked on that Dracula Flow.🙌🏼
We stayyy hooked
hi ryan ^w^
Same
fr
rwillly the goat
“When I hit it from behind - the room smells like absolute mici!” The fact that they referenced an obscure Romanian greasy sausage makes this line unreal.
FACTS, and then when he said - “the zaza got me speaking esperanto” I died. It was a universal language they proposed a hundred years ago for the world. I love that hidden in the insanity are obscure, intelligent references
“let me get a sniff of the mahi mahi”
Is reference to a fish native to Hawaii that directly translates to “Very Strong”.
@@MANTHELEXUSmahi mahi isn't a Hawaiian only fish I seen them in the Atlantic ocean in Florida
The way you explained it had me in tears 😭😭😭
@@kaibreedlovegaming8240 good
"Got my DNA test back, turns out I'm 100% HIMalayan."
Goddamn these bars are too dangerous 🔥🗣️🔥🗣️💯
“I’m Him kardashian!”
I keep my Glock at the Vatican
Himon and Puumba.
He can't be stopped
I have the blueprints to the catacombs
I smoked the new Op, his meat came right off the bone 🍖
"So I put my hands on the hibachi hotplate at Benihana, and burned my fuckin' fingerprints off. They WILL not find me." Jesus fucking christ this is pure gold
Dracula is quite literally #1 MKUltra agent. He's literally Him.
This line got me as well. Insanity
at Benihana *****
@@walkinmr.sunshine809thanks mate
Kinichiwa you little shit haha
"Glock 34 shivered his timbers" never fails to get me. Can't wait for the full length movie.
Y’all gotta put time stamps with these comments man😂
I've been watching this every day for the past 3 months. I can just about recite the entire thing. I reference it constantly. I am obsessed.
I just stumbled upon this tonight. Already obsessed.
"Took two limitless pills to limit myself" is God tier.
The entire video is god tier. I thought Dracula Flow 3 was God Tier. This puts that to shame.
Explain what it means and why it's good.
@@HatoBumpkinHe had to take 2 limitless pills just to fucking limit himself?? What do you not understand
@@jaygray7963 Can you explain it?
@@HatoBumpkin
“He took two limitless pills to limit himself”
Two negatives make a positive is the reference.
So he took two limitless pills to negate each other so he’d be limited.
"I'm in Gobekli Tepe shirtless in a loincloth blowin bareback asshole out smokin aqueduct filtered sherm" is not just incredibly hard but an incredibly obscure ancient history reference.
He was there, man
Facts brother.
Bro went full ancient 🔥🔥🔥
Reminds me of the line in the last one where he says he was flipping bricks for Mansa Musa lmao
He's 12 million years old man
"I cant wait to curb stomp you in these dumb, ugly ass Rick Owens shoes" absolutely killed me
was wearing ricks when he said this, idk if i should feel blessed or offended
@@luhpradaoffended
"that Smith and Wesson got me moving like an invasive species" was the hardest shit ever 😂
someone explain i'm stupid
@@peachpie3597 he’s sayin wit his strap he air out errbody 😂
smith and wesson is a company that makes revolvers and other weaponry for context
Whenever I play any game with a S&W I think about this line
"get shorty outta here, she built like a jay electronica verse" is fucking amazing
She must be dense as hell
Somehow I know exactly what he means
@@samuelcarter2624 Does that mean she's thick and complex? I know who Jay electronica is
@@kingj6677she flat.
@@kingj6677it means she built like a fridge because Jay be rhyming his ass off.
"The Cuban link will turn a diamond tester to a pipe bomb" line is probably commonly missed but an absolute banger.
That one actually got me the most lmfao
Fr
Ong that was actually crazy
I been laughing at this line for like an hour straight cause it goes so fucking hard bro
I hate that I don't understand the bar
"broke boy wasn't balling enough, welcome to the guangdong tigers"
that line hits HARD
Sent his ass to the minor leagues. 😂
That sent me to the hills LOL
I’m saying!!
"Smoked an op, his meat came right off the bone". Both hard and terrifying. Perfection.
When we needed him most, he returned
shut UP
Dawg?
I’m my case I found this on my lunch and I’ve never been so happy
Thank God for every Dracula Flow
Straight to the playlist
“Ive got the blueprints to the catacombs” is so underated
This one definitely broke me
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Wha t does it mean
@@randomness4272catacombs in france
“I keep my Glock at the Vatican.” And “fuck it I ate the op.” Are two of my favorite lines
"Walked along the sand dunes of the sahara desert for 40 days and 40 nights with nothin' but a pack of Newports and a fifth of Henney. I really do this shit." is one of my favorite lines.
Funny because the Swiss Pontifical guard uses glocks with the crossed keys engraved on the sear. Is he saying that he has infiltrated the Swiss guard???
"the Smith & Wesson got me moving like an invasive species"
So much cheese in my pocket they thought I was a calzone
@@DinodieTonight”I really do this shit” was the bow on top
6:08 “wtf is Obama care”
Whips out a fucking DSi
This is a masterpiece
bro i thought it was a flip phone but it actually is a dsi 💀
Read this as he said it in the video 😅
"the smith & wesson got me moving like an invasive species" is possibly the hardest line this old bastard has ever dropped on this platform
I’m a mud baby I can’t stop
Opp was sneak dissing on the gram, turned his city into Pompeii 😂
Eliminating the competition 😈.
One of my favs is "Popped a Brazilian butt-berzerker and had that pussy screechin' like a harpy eagle"
What minute he says that if you remember
"This shit aint nothin to me man" will literally go down in the historybooks as one of the most important quotes of all time.
🤣🤣
"My diamonds come from the most horrific situations possible" im gonna use that line at the next art gala.
"The Cuban link will turn the diamond tester into a pipebomb"
@@JakariiI don't give a fuck if I go blind, I don't need to see the price tag anyway.
As a Romanian, I think the entire Dracula Flow series could easily replace the national anthem... it's just as meaningful.
"she spread it and let me take a deep sniff of that mahi-mahi"
these videos really have a talent for making me audibly retch every time i hear certain lines. pastrami mudflaps haunts me to this day, 10/10
I have a friend who says he can't eat Arby's because the roast beef reminds him of his ex wife 🤷🏼😂😂😂
@@kylealden6625💀
"I have the blueprints to the catacombs" and "huffing spores to see tomorrow stock market" is my personal favorite
Huffing spores was CRAZY
Lungs lookin CRAZY
@@TheRealDPooly he done got a mycelium forest in there that contains the fountain of youth 💀💀💀
My uncle and I were smoking a joint and he couldn't grab the joint and spit "we smokin origami pterodactyls. We smoking that Dudly Doo Right." And I felt Dracula flow through him. It was iconic.
Beautiful
so inspirational 😿
That’s so hard
He really felt Dracula flowing inside of him. Truly spectacular
Did not happen
His delivery is an art. There's no question or distraction from the clip
“I’m doing a lot of drugs. A LOT” something about the succinct bluntness of it buried among all these gems just make this one so much more precious
It’s downright meta textual
yes, agreed 100%
He put the "blunt" in bluntness
Sometimes when you're that fucked up, you can't help but just say how fucked up you are
“I got strands of RNA in my hookah, every puff is an insult to god.”
We don’t deserve Drac
"I'm on the Ivory Coast eating"
-Global Hunger Index of 25.9 which indicates a “serious” problem. Damn haha
@@LFSPharaoh that’s fucking crazy that went over my head and probably 99% of the viewers 😂😂😂😂
@@elykrupinski6873he also made a halo reference I didn't pick up on too. Dude's nuts with these niche bars haha
They say that every time a new Dracula Flow drops the world heals a little more. 10 minutes of Dracula Flow is as close to world peace as we're ever going to get 🙏
In a world where printers never existed, even this is fax
@@randomness4272 Fun fact: the fax machine was invented before the printer
I mean Kissinger just died so who knows what great leaps we'll witness with part 5
"AAHHH, I'M GETTING TOO MUCH MONEY" is gold
"Vatican wants to wet me up with silver bullets, but I'm on a goddam samurai pill" is an absolutely diabolical line
🤣🤣🤣🤣
dracula on that chronos
some shit out of Hellsing
@@yatate127 second verse same as the first
Wow. This really feels like a 2012 TH-cam video. Dracula flow so dope it travels back in time while staying in the present and predicting the future.
Joji getting back to his filthy frank roots
Bro Fr though this had to be 5-6 years old 😭😭
THE RETURN OF THE KINGGG @@tylorwashere8434
It’s like a spiritual successor to the Unforgivable series
@@Blackmamba-ce3nb right. Unforgivable was amazing
Spent the last 10 minutes and 10 seconds wondering if this would ever end, spending the rest of my life wishing it didn't.
This guy gets it
Beautiful. 🎉
no way jenos paladins
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6:55 with bars so good, this pan down to the solo cup filled with gold watches is such an underrated detail.
Yo, it's what Drac pilfered off the op's corpses 😨
No this shit is actually sick. How the hell does he not show emotion while spewing the hardest bars known to man
He don’t rap cap
Easy, he's HIM
This shit means nothing to him, man!
This shit aint nothin to him man
He’s him kardashian
10 MINUTES OF PURE GOLD 🔥🗣️💯
FOR REAL!!!!!
on jon 🔥🔥
Holy shit. I this the last of the flow?
@@0962544 man I hope not
A man old enough to be a Vietnam vet saying "sneak dissin on the 'gram" makes this feel like something happened to the multiverse
Sir he is 12 million years old
@@gamemeister27but he could have still served in Vietnam as a stealth soldier tho
@@truxima would have gone different if he did
turned his city into pompeii 🔥
@@gamemeister27 who said the outcome wasn't what he wanted all along
drac moves in mysterious ways bro
"this henny got me PREGNANT" gotta be the hardest bar of century🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
"they needed a stealth soldier so I put my hands on the hibachi hotplate at Benihana, and burnt my fuckin fingerprints off" 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
"They will not find me 🗣️🗣️🗣️"
FUCKING CRAZY!!!!
That shit sent me 😂
That GOT ME BRO
Yanni Yogi type beat
I adore that each video gets drastically longer. We need 1 hour of this straight venom.
i would literally pay to watch that
Incorrect, obviously incorrect,this isn’t sustainable in long form format. It’ll get worse fast. Best kept rare
@@ivbqwljrf234 it's a pipe dream, but as you stated, the reality won't hold. Unfortunately. But a man can dream.
I also love that his widows peak gets longer every video
I would pay good money for a full-length Dracula Flow Film
"She built like a Jay Electronica verse"
Bury me please
bro no cap?
@@uuuultra no cap ong
"i got so much cheese in my pocket they thought i was a fucking calzone" is my new motto for life.
im at the bank about to withdraw all of it
"I'm smoking Mesopotamian Stanley cup triple award winning soul bleeder taint blaster jd power associates dingleberry Zaza" this line goes too hard
this shit killed me when he said "jd power and associates"
Man, "Taint blaster" got me 😂😂😂😂
😂
2:07
@@FSVR54😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😊😊😮😮😮😮😮😊😅😊😊😊😢😊
Dracula Flow is slowly moving the needle for an entire generation of young men. In what direction or to what end, I cannot say.
the pendulum is finally swinging
They say hard times create strong men. Competing with this guy is the hard time that will create the strong men that can walk the sahara 40 days and 40 nights with nothing but henny nd newports
@@NeymarinetHard time? That shit ain't nothing to me man.
We just can't forget that he IS him, and work our way out from there
I like where this is going
I can just imagine people generations from now exploring literature and poetry of this era and examining the style and form of this
8:48 “I got strands of RNA in my hookah, every puff is an insult to god” immaculate line
“I’m Dracula, I’m 12 million years old”. He’s simply in his bag. He extrudes a sanguine confidence knowing he’s at the top of his game. Self-aware of his own prolific subjugation, he has nothing left to prove.
Dang, sanguine confidence?!? You’re a true poet my good fellow!
@ismaelalvarez8661 I just smoked a new opp, his meat came right off the BONE. The first time I smoked runtz, I coughed so fucking hard I started passing kidney stones, then shat myself in front of the gang. There was scatt all over the pounds we shipped out for the next 30 business days. I dont have any compassion for broke boys. Everybody has an asshole. Most people have dick and balls, go outside and get a bag. I knew the perc was fake but I still ate it because im a gremlin. Ill air this bitch out like I shit in it. I took 2 limitless pills to limit myself. I got so much cheese in my pocket, they thought I was a fucking calzone. That pussy balder than Howie Mandell. Crashed the benz truck, sipped some mud, everything felt alright. Popped a bean now I wanna drill someone. Yeah I kill with my mask off. Im moving like gilbert arenas. Sniffing white phosphorus. The Vatican wants to wet me up with silver bullets, but im on a god damn samurai pill. Im a real creature, I'll spin the block. Huffin spores to see tomorrow's stock market. Lungs lookin crazy. Rolling the ole flesh cigar around your fingertips. Boy ran up with a Banjo Kazooie. I had to cast a spell on that motherfucker. I got strands of rna in my hookah every pufff is an insult to god. The dust pack got me doin the 3rd world stare. This zaza will give you a 2019 Alex Caruso hairline.
When you're first 4 solo videos go viral then you don't have to prove anything.
he is teaching newer generations xDDDDd
Beautiful comment man
My fave line from this has to be: "These cops are interrogating me about an ounce of weed as if I didn't kill an Applebee's hostess two miles away" 2:45
"That fentanyl gave me vitruvian man flexibility." Most wildest shit ive ever heard😂😂
“I got so much cheese in my pocket, they thought I was a calzone” Is the hardest line of 2023
So true
Dude went to jail and beat his case there's a video about it he's a real one
I sold crack to myself!
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Nah bro fuck it I ate the opp is CRAAAAZY
Whoever in the group thought this up first is a genius. Everyone who wrote a line is also a genius. Hell, I'm a genius now just from listening to it.
Fr each video has given me a new dictionary of vocabulary 😂
Legit filthy frank is writing most of these lines, the rest is written by his homies lit off the quick release perc.
no joke a lot of it is written by joji
The genius Francis of the Filth writes the bars
Please make sure this man knows how much we love him
He doesn't care this shit ain't nothing to him man
Forreal
Ask himm if he gives a shit, because he don't give a shit
You think he cares about that shit? Ask him if he ever cares about that shit, 'cuz he doesn't give a shit.
"we smokin' that IBM quantum computer" 🔥🔥🔥
How does every line in a whole 10 minute video never miss. Man's a lyrical genius
He’s fuckin Dracula, he’s had thousands of years to come up with them
She squeezing the garlic
He’s a spiritual miracle individual
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
"This Smith and Wesson got me moving like an invasive species."
I own a Smith and Wesson and I will now be using this line for the rest of my life.
Imma start telling people "I keep my Glock at the Vatican" with no context 😂
I don't even care for guns, but that was a bar 🤧🔥
i’m waiting for dracula to give the sig boys a shoutout 😭
This man decided to grace us with a full documentary. He already made it big. Now he's just taking his victory lap
We're going to make a Dracula Flow feature film.
This shit ain’t nothing to him, man.
"Spun around the block so many times they thought it was fuckin' Minecraft"
The Plummcorp Cinematic Universe is shaping up to be something beautiful, dare I say legendary
"Glock 34 shivered his timbers" and "This Smith & Wesson got me moving like an invasive species" are my favorite lines
I be saying "Amen" after watching each Dracula Flow video because each of the Dark Lord's bars are straight spiritual.
Dark... Dark Lord?!?!
You're saying Count Dracula is Chin Chin in disguise?????!!??
THE DARK LORD IS HERE!!!!!!!!
We gotta start a petition to get one of these made at least once a month I feel lost without them
“OPP WAS SNEAK DISSIN ON THE GRAM TURNED HIS CITY INTO POMPEII” HARDEST BAR OF THIS CENTURY
😂😂😂😂😂😂 bruh ain't no way he said that 😂😂😂😂😂
"They needed a stealth soldier so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at benihana and burned my fucking fingerprints off. They *will not* find me. Konnichiwa, you little jit." 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Had to pause when I heard that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I FUCKING LOST IT AT THAT ONE HAHAHAHAHA
This dude is spitting heat rocks. “I took two Limitless pills to limit myself.” Shit is fire.
LMAOOO
"I'm smoking Mesopotamian Stanley Cup triple award winning soul-bleeder taint-blaster JD Power Associates dingleberry Zaza"
"That fentanyl gave me that Vitruvian man flexibility"
Should be on a t shirt.
Got me in a state of rigor mortis.
I'd absolutely buy that shirt
This dude will end up being used as samples in the near future 💀❤️
he already is sampled by a death metal band 😂
literally @nivezu is working on a song sampling him
Subtronics already did.
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want band lol@@zachrosen234
@@zachrosen234no way!!? Which song
"walked along the sand dunes of the Sahara desert for 40 days and 40 nights with nothing but a pack of Newports and a fifth of Henny I REALLY DO THIS SHIT"
quote of the century
I wanna get like 10 people together to do this shit, just in memory of bro in 2025. It’ll be exactly as he said it per person, the only way to do it right.
Dear Mr. Dracula, I always enjoyed listening to you when you sat next to me on public transportation in the 80s and 90s, but I wasn't versed enough to comprehend it at the time. Now I've learned "just" enough to understand the flow. I can only hope to live long enough to obtain full Dracula enlightenment.
This is one of those world-changing memes that only come around like once a decade.
English slang will never be the same.