There are also one or two points where he looks like he might laugh at the sheer ridiculousness of it, but it’s really well done and I feel I enjoyed the whole thing more than I should have :)
@@cwinowich it just hits differently bro like he could have just said "why should i respect knights" but the vibe hits you hella differently but when he says "why respect knights when my potions can do anything you can" THAT is an ENTIRELY different vibe dude
@G Moo Assuming your responding to the original comment, the end makes perfect sense. It basically reads the same as "he's so invested in the plot that he's crying" except it has a little more information.
Without only the strongest potions, the knight would die. If it’s true that the potion seller’s potions would kill the knight, then the knight will die either way. At least the potion seller could make some coin off the knight before he died.
I always got the impression that the knight intended to use the potions against his enemies. Although, that may be due to the version I saw changing it so that the knight said he was about to fight a dragon after the seller stated the potion would kill one.
I got drunk at a party once and I kept referring to the bartender as potion seller, and telling him to sell me his strongest potions. It got old really fast but I was too drunk to realise, so I kept doing it.
@@foquitajeej2399 google what dark humour is mate, you're really missing out! Also, funnily enough, you are the only person who gave me their attention in this thread so far. You might not want trying to cultivate what you presumably hate.
@Logan yea but what if a weaker potion would do? What kind of battle is it? The knight doesn't realize the his strongest potions are only for the strongest beings.
I was looking up potion recipes for a game i'm currently playing and this gem that's almost a decade old was suggested and it brought me the same joy that it did many years ago when I first watched it. I too hope that it's the only digital evidence of our existence.
@@l_rob420 My strongest piece of advice would kill a dragon, LET ALONE A MAN!! YOU BETTER GO TO A COACH THAT GIVES WEAKER PIECES OF ADVICE, BECAUSE MY PIECES OF ADVICE ARE TOO STRONG!
So his build is pure Wis, Str and Dex? Fucker ain't no knight, he's a rogue! Potion Seller was right all along! He was probably trolling him because the "knight" stole from him in the past.
Best actor in a leading role Best actor in a supporting role Best visual affects Best Original screenplay Best cinematography Best picture Best sound design Best potions
Pomodorosan or even more of a twist. He thinks his potions are so strong, no one could drink them. What he doesn’t know is that he just sucks, but coincidentally he became the best poison seller on the market.
This comment got referenced in an interview with Justin on a major podcast. Check out the big picture podcast episode about challengers and go to the 1:53 mark
Someone went to far with the fortify restoration loop and sold those potions to this guy. He may be a filthy rascal, but he is right. No one can handle those glitch-degree strong potions, not even the Dragonborn.
Cashier, I need your largest condoms. You can't handle my largest condoms. Cashier I'm telling you I need your largest condoms! YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY LARGEST CONDOMS YOU'RE TOO WEAK
"My potions are fit for a beast, let alone a man!" Potion Seller has a really roundabout way of letting Knight know that he's a veterinarian, not a pharmacist...
the end could be interpreted as a cliffhanger, it seems like the potion seller slowly loses patience until the very last line when he realizes he can use the power he holds for his own purposes
Lyrics: Hello potion seller, I’m going into battle and I want your strongest potions My potions are too strong for you, traveller Potion seller, I tell you I’m going into battle and I want only your strongest potions You can’t handle my potions, they are too strong for you Potion seller, listen to me, I want only your strongest potions My potions would kill you traveller, you cannot handle my potions Potion seller, enough of these games, I’m going to battle and I need your strongest potions My strongest potions would kill you traveller, you can’t handle my strongest potions.You better go to a seller that sells weaker potions Potion seller, I’m telling you right now, I’m going into battle and I need only your strongest potions You don’t know what you asked traveller, my strongest potions would kill a dragon, let alone a man. You need a seller that sells weaker potions, because my potions are too strong Potion seller, I’m telling you I need your strongest potions, I’m going into a battle, I’m going to battle, and I need your strongest potions You can’t handle my strongest potions. No one can, my strongest potions are fit for a beast, let alone a man Potion seller what do I have to tell you to get your potions? Why won’t you trust me with your strongest potions, potion seller? I need them if I’m to be successful in the battle I can’t give you my strongest positions, because my strongest potions are only for the strongest beings and you are of the weakest Well then, that’s it potion seller, I’ll go elsewhere, I’ll go elsewhere for my potions That’s what you better do I’ll go elsewhere for my potions and I’ll never come back Good, you are not welcome here. My potions are only for the strongest and you are clearly not of the strongest, you are clearly of the weakest You have had your say, potion seller, but I’ll have mine. You’re a rascal; you’re a rascal with no respect for the knights, no respect for anything except your potions Why respect the knights? When my potions can do anything that you can?
I love the subtleties of this piece, like how the Knight is confident and stoic when he enters, while the Potion Seller is rather meek and introverted, speaking little. As the story continues, the characters develop, the Knight is flustered by the refusal of service and becomes at first irritated, then angered, then flat out desperate to obtain what the Potion Seller possesses. He exposes his core character flaw, that he is frightened of battle and doesn't trust himself to succeed without a performance enhancing drug. The Potion Seller becomes bolder, speaking more often and confidently, emboldened by the Knight's clear insecurities and pleading. These character flaws only make the Potion Seller more certain of his refusal of service and by the end he demands that the Knight leaves and underlines the core theme, that the Knight believes that the potions are worth more than anything a Knight can achieve naturally, and so he states that the potions are capable of anything that the Knight can do.
more like "drug seller, I need..." - "ay man I've got everything, weed, coke, crack, you can have anything, anything you want, just go ahead and buy some of my drugs, my drugs are fit for anyone, anyone at all, no matter who you are, my drugs are a good way to get intoxicated"
What, like on New Year's Day? "Hey, are you ready for the countdown? We've got the champagne ready to pop!" "Sorry, I can't come. I'm making sure that a highly emotional knight with a chin that could drill a hole into a brick wall gets the potions he so richly deserves from an arrogant potion seller that knows the truth behind the knight's weakness and is bluntly removing his self-confidence for reasons not even God himself knows. Don't worry, I'll be back in a bit more than three minutes."
If you've seen Past Lives, the heartbreakingly beautiful Celine Song film, the husband is based on this guy. Strange to think about, but I'm happy for him!
Imagine the roommate who lived with him. "Oh god that weirdo that talked into photobooth on his 2006 MacBook when he had writer's block? Thank god I never spoke to him again. Oh. Wha- he's written a movie starring Zendaya now?! And he's authored a book, what the heck???"
I'm gonna be honest, I'm a dungeon master, and I wrote a Dungeons & Dragons campaign where Potion Seller is a key recurring character throughout the story and it's my proudest achievement to date
I'm convinced this video hasn't been seen by loads of people at all, and the millions of views are actually the same people coming back to it over and over again.
Skyrim. I don't need to try anymore. The game broke and all my potions are like 1000x more effective than they should be. my character just dopes constantly and nothing can kill him anymore. Its a curse
I love that you can hear somebody laugh in the background at 1:31 which just makes him break a little. The idea that you would do this in the same house as somebody has such a powerful energy
Not only that, but he turned his laugh into the knight breaking down into tears. All of Justin's videos are ad-libbed and he's a master of improvisation.
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Unstoppable force vs. Immovable object
This comment is perfect, no comments, only likes. As perfection is.
Madness as you know is like gravity all you need is a little push
Immovable object won
“I think you and me are destined to do this, forever.”
unstoppable force won
dude got so into character he started having a mental breakdown
Lmao
We all get to that point in our life at some point
I've had 2 this month
_When you get so into character, you start believing you are the character_
XD
I love how he progressively looks like he is going to cry, more and more.
That's just good acting
Further proof that he is too weak to handle the potions
Which eventually, he does.
There are also one or two points where he looks like he might laugh at the sheer ridiculousness of it, but it’s really well done and I feel I enjoyed the whole thing more than I should have :)
@@Big5ocks its because his friend was laughing at him, you can hear his friend in the vid iirc
Unironically future Academy Award nominee
My serves are too strong for you traveler! You should have challenged a player with weaker serves!
Can't believe THIS repetitive, redundant and not that clever clip, is what put him on the map? sigh...
@@DDumbrille god just shut up
@@DDumbrilleoh shut up
@@anurandev7337 Yes, mother.
7 years it took to recommend this. TH-cam refused to sell me its strongest videos for too long
You just weren't ready yet. You were of the weakest, but now that you're one of the strongest, you can handle TH-cam's strongest videos
You mean... 8?
@@AkerCW 7 years and 10 months and 3 weeks i think. its not September 22nd yet lmao
@@katu3390 0of
Yus
“Why respect knights when my potions can do anything you can”
That hit different
Plus the video ended right after that
Bro
What does that hit different mean??
You mean that was unexpected? Or a cool original creative piece of dialogue?
@@cwinowich it just hits differently bro like he could have just said "why should i respect knights" but the vibe hits you hella differently but when he says "why respect knights when my potions can do anything you can" THAT is an ENTIRELY different vibe dude
I like how he was laughing in the beginning, but by the end he is so invested in the plot he made 2 minutes ago hes crying
mood
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I like to think the laughing was part of the act, the traveller didn't believe he was weak and thought it a joke
@@foquitajeej2399 we Stan.
@G Moo Assuming your responding to the original comment, the end makes perfect sense. It basically reads the same as "he's so invested in the plot that he's crying" except it has a little more information.
"Justin, I'm going to make a movie, and I need your strongest screenplay" -Luca Guadagnino, probably
Honestly.
“My screenplays are too strong for you, film maker!” - Justin Kuritzkes, definitely
@@whistlerdan7718 ''Screenwriter, enough of these games.I'm going to make a movie, and I need your strongest screenplay''
"Screenwriter, I tell you I'm going to make a movie and I want only your strongest screenplay" Luca Guadagnino, most likely
I like how when he starts he’s laughing about how silly this is but by the end he’s so into it that he’s sobbing
tbh i think its just when you put on a voice ur eyes start to water
at least thats what happens to me
LMAO ITS SO GOOD
probably started tearing up from laughter
He is not the strongest he doesn’t deserve the strongest potions
As another commenter said "it must be hard to control yourself when the gods are speaking through you"
This potion seller is respectable. He would absolutely give the strongest potion if the Kinght could handle them, but he knows he cannot.
But he's going into battle, and he needs only his strongest potions!
Without only the strongest potions, the knight would die. If it’s true that the potion seller’s potions would kill the knight, then the knight will die either way. At least the potion seller could make some coin off the knight before he died.
@@carcinogeneticist378
He clearly has more dignity than that.
I always got the impression that the knight intended to use the potions against his enemies. Although, that may be due to the version I saw changing it so that the knight said he was about to fight a dragon after the seller stated the potion would kill one.
@@carcinogeneticist378 Why care for money when his potions can do anything?
When the DM really doesn't want you to have any potions.
Man what DMs do you have? D&D is supposed to be fun
@@IMAVG this conversation alone seems pretty fun
Easy solution. Kill the potion seller
@@IMAVG Im currently playing a Vampier the maskeraden, there problems are mostly solve Whit C4
@@P4rz1va1 naw dude... He too strong.... He will kill you
I got drunk at a party once and I kept referring to the bartender as potion seller, and telling him to sell me his strongest potions. It got old really fast but I was too drunk to realise, so I kept doing it.
You want to believe they got the reference. You know they did not.
legend
Joke's on you it was a raccoon den in a hollowed out oak.
Brother, if I was your bartender you'd be getting doubles just for the reference.
His potions were too strong for you.
When the acting majors are forced to take online class
Government: Work at home
Actors:
I 💀💀💀💀💀
I can confirm this to be true.
I love that in order to keep himself from laughing he reverts to sobbing
Hey, it's like me, but in reverse!
Genius acting skills
@@Kickiusz
Oh hey and edgy attention seeker!
@@foquitajeej2399 google what dark humour is mate, you're really missing out!
Also, funnily enough, you are the only person who gave me their attention in this thread so far. You might not want trying to cultivate what you presumably hate.
@@foquitajeej2399 lmaooooo kid go play outside
this is the only good video on the internet
Lol wtf
Of course you’re here
Hey berd
Berd.
Daddy
I can't believe this dude wrote one of the finest pieces of media in recent history, and also the movie Challengers.
In terms of media are you referring to this video, or am I missing something?
@@alexwebster6114he’s referring to Human Centipede 2
@@alexwebster6114 They are indeed referring to this video.
@@alexwebster6114 They're referring to Dolores I hope
SUCH A GOOD MOVIE
The potion seller isn't even a potion seller. He's a potion haver.
Well, I think the knight could have settled for a weaker potion.
@Logan Yea but hear me out: he can't handle his strongest potion.
@Logan yea but what if a weaker potion would do? What kind of battle is it? The knight doesn't realize the his strongest potions are only for the strongest beings.
699 likes, I can’t like
Lol
I want this to be the only digital evidence of our existence
I can envision the aliens now.
Aliens: The fuck this shit. Obviously unintelligent life forms
1000th like, nice
I was looking up potion recipes for a game i'm currently playing and this gem that's almost a decade old was suggested and it brought me the same joy that it did many years ago when I first watched it. I too hope that it's the only digital evidence of our existence.
@@merhades1105 don't we all
I like the way ur mind works
Plot twist: _He wouldn't sell him potions because he wanted to protect him from the hardships of war._
Otp
that's why he's crying while refusing
I ship it
thank you for your profile picture
Omg wow what a love story
"Tennis coach, I'm going into a match and I need your strongest piece of advice..."
YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY STRONGEST SERVES!
@@RSG_TheMonsterI AM GOING INTO A MATCH COACH, I NEED YOUR STRONGEST PIECE OF ADVICE
@@l_rob420 My strongest piece of advice would kill a dragon, LET ALONE A MAN!! YOU BETTER GO TO A COACH THAT GIVES WEAKER PIECES OF ADVICE, BECAUSE MY PIECES OF ADVICE ARE TOO STRONG!
I love how hurt the knight sounds, like he has legitimately been saddened by the potion seller's jabs.
YOU'RE A RASCAL
*sobs*
The words pierced his armour and wounded his Honor. Truly only a real monster could make such potions.
@@UchihaOokami2596 "your words cut deeper than any blade."
That profile pic...
That is when he isn’t laughing
Plot Twist: He's actually out of stock but won't admit it
Press F to pay respects
@@jtb32k why?
Why not
@@nouveau_nouveau because God shouldn't allow this
Potions of Non-existance
I want this character in the next Elder Scrolls game, and his potions always cost 1 more gold than you currently have.
Hybrid Gaming that’d be fucking amazing
you need 101 charisma to get the strongest potions
Oh my goodness that would be PERFECT XD
And if you use console commands to obtain it you just die when you drink it
Someone needs to mod this
He's a rascal.
even smartereveryday is here👀
How dare you.
Rapscallion
quite the scoundrel
It has been alleged
When you have no intelligence to assess the situation, no charisma to persuade the seller, and no constitution to save you from his potions.
But a battle to participate in.
So his build is pure Wis, Str and Dex? Fucker ain't no knight, he's a rogue! Potion Seller was right all along! He was probably trolling him because the "knight" stole from him in the past.
@@thespanishinquisition4078 deep lore time
This should have got way more likes and responses. Brilliant.
@@thespanishinquisition4078 this old but....what kind of rogue specializes in Wis, STR, and Dex?
An idiot rogue, clearly too idiotic for his potions.
Intelligence: 1
Charisma: 1
Battle: 1
Diligence: 50
The battle is won?
Also: Alchemy 100
@@ohcaptainmycaptain3478 Illusion 100
strongest potions: 0
Why have any of those three when your potions can give you them?
Ah i see Roll made you curious too
Best actor in a leading role
Best actor in a supporting role
Best visual affects
Best Original screenplay
Best cinematography
Best picture
Best sound design
Best potions
Strongest potions*
"I think he accidentally took the strongest potion and now he is both the seller and the traveler".
- Joe Cserna XD
Haha lol anyways you just lost the game
@@blake2697 frick you this is the third time I’ve lost in a month 🥲
@@coledanlin NOO WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME I HAD LIKE A 2 MONTH STREAK
Trying to reason with the plug at 5 am
LMFAO this is funnier than the video itself
Then his "potent" acid tabs end up being mid at best
@@onesyphorusyou take that back
Plug O Potion? @@patrickmcelrath4962
which one maboy?
how the dealer hypes up his weed
This comment RUINED me omfg-
@@nightcollapse -He posts with a deadpan face
@@Xanthopathy I mean that is a mood but nah this comment actually got me
I'm fucking dying at 3:30 in the morning
my weed is too strong for you traveler
Potion seller,
*E N O U G H O F T H E S E G A M E S*
@f How do you write like this ? Please tell me.
You write it
*L I K E T H I S*
@@Connor_Kirkpatrick Well he actually changed the way he wrote. I know how to write like *this*
@@iloooveBOMBS you put this symbol * at the beginning an end of a phrase.
*like this*
That final quote from the seller is actually real dramatic
Makes me think he's a poison seller and the knight merely misread the sign
Yeah hit me hard that one
Pomodorosan or even more of a twist. He thinks his potions are so strong, no one could drink them. What he doesn’t know is that he just sucks, but coincidentally he became the best poison seller on the market.
i love that subtle look of disdain he gives the knight right at the end after that line, like he's disgusted by the mere presence of the man
Sounds like a movie quote.
I love how at first he was laughing at the sillyness of the filter, but as it goes on he gets really into character.
When your dog wants the chocolate bar that you're eating.
Underrated comment of the century.
Bruh
shush
it good yes potion seler yes mmm potions
I actually spit my beer at this one
I love how he just starts cracking up but it makes him look like he’s crying. Improvisation king
glorious
When you're a child, you side with the knight. When you're an adult, you side with the potion seller.
Childhood is idolising the knight. Adulthood is realising the potion seller makes more sense.
@@andrezits9723 you just reworded what he just said
@@nameynamename3758 when youre young you think the knight is right, but as you get older you agree more with the potion seller
@@defectivepikachu4582 when you're the knight you think the potion seller is childhood, but in wrong you agree with adulthood
@@nameynamename3758 when baby, knight is good, when grown potion maker good
This guy has now written a screenplay starring Zendaya. Insane.
This comment got referenced in an interview with Justin on a major podcast. Check out the big picture podcast episode about challengers and go to the 1:53 mark
@@henrycoates2517 , 1:53 is where the podcast starts. Do you know when this comment was mentioned?
@@alecgurdon5197responding to be reminded when he replies
@@user-ro8ru4wz2o found it: 1:55:20 - thanks a lot
When I listened to it the reference was actually at 1 hour 55 minutes
Potion Seller makes at least one appearance in every D&D campaign I have ever DM'd. He is a constant presence.
omfg, that sounds awesome.
Does anyone get strong enough to buy his potions?
@@Emperor_Mateus_of_Palamecia we may never know
@@Emperor_Mateus_of_Palamecia They can't handle his strongest potions, NO ONE CAN
@@Emperor_Mateus_of_Palamecia only his weakest potions.
This doesn't seem like a sustainable buisness plan.
he only sells to his strongest potions.
Someone went to far with the fortify restoration loop and sold those potions to this guy. He may be a filthy rascal, but he is right. No one can handle those glitch-degree strong potions, not even the Dragonborn.
EvilerOMEGA ah yes, the 7 tiers of power
Novice
Apprentice
Journeyman
Adept
Expert
Master
And glitch
@@wrongtime9097 Beware the glitch-tier. Simply using items that powerful could destroy the entire world.
He's creating hype.
This is just an NPC interaction from Oblivion.
LMAO
Good day.
Hello!
Did you hear about the mudcrabs outside the city?
Filthy little creatures.
Bye.
Doctor Doubt what is NPC
@@luvhimi It's short for Non-Player Character. So... characters programmed into a game.
writer of one of the best films ever made AND he did the screenplay for challengers. this guy has range.
Wish I had seen it in imax
Omg hi ro
Which one?
I'm once again asking you for your strongest potions
omg
a toaster underrate
Did someone already made this as a picture
YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY STRONGEST POTIONS, TRAVELLER!
Enough of these games
My 2 braincells trying to make a story for school
1k likes with no replies? Here I’ll fix that I’m first reply get nae nae’d
@Big Wang kore wa.... requiem...
GFR ZCR me too
GFR ZCR this comment reminded me i had homework 💀
This is the most accurate braincell meme I've ever seen
this man was truly ahead of his time with his humor
Juno Kim uh how
Like the Dave Chappelle of Dark Souls.
Rest in peace tony
Bruh it was only 8 years ago
@@RetroPlus "Only". C'mon bro, you have a retro gaming channel. You should know how big of a difference 8 years make.
"Hello tennis coach. I am playing against my former sexual rival. I want only your strongest rackets"
Wait *he wrote that?!*
@@rynemcgriffin1752 He sure did. You can look it up lmao
When you don't have any friends, so you have to play D&D as the players in the party, but also as the DM...
Ciel i felt this-
I felt that...
Thats why he got that mental breakdown at the middle of the vid
You mean...writing?
Zeter Zero as a new DM, that’s actually pretty accurate 😂
Exactly how I remembered Skyrim
This has more Oblivion vibes tbh
@@DongusMcBongus True
Not when you use the fortify restoration glitch. After that YOU are the potion seller, and the shopkeeper can't even afford them lol
You didn't play skyrim then
potion seller is def a high elf
When the two worst roleplayers in the group get into an in-character debate
legit
Pretty fucking much every dungeons and dragons game ever.
Especially when alcohol gets involved.
*best roleplayers
Two best, you mean, the knight almost broke into tears
Im the 2k like :)
I still cannot believe you are the reason we have the movie Past Lives
How my anxiety think cashiers talk
lmao
You don’t have anxiety
@@jackcapaldi9894 and you're not a doctor
Cashier, I need your largest condoms.
You can't handle my largest condoms.
Cashier I'm telling you I need your largest condoms!
YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY LARGEST CONDOMS YOU'RE TOO WEAK
Bobby Money thank you for making me laugh, i needed that
Hes trying so hard not to laugh thats hes crying
*hes crying*
666th like. congratulations 😈
Top notch therefore
the white teeth completes
what are you on about? he's crying because the guy doesn't want to sell him his bloody portions
yee haw eh he still laughed
no no, he's crying because he can't get the strong potions
"My potions are fit for a beast, let alone a man!"
Potion Seller has a really roundabout way of letting Knight know that he's a veterinarian, not a pharmacist...
@ I'm well aware of what the proper grammar is. But I've heard him say "are" every time I've listened to this.
@ i believe the guy in the video says "my potions are a feat for a beast, let alone a man"
Or that he's a very competent poison seller
@ He said what you heard. Altho he just meant 'they're fit for a beast, not a man like you'. Grammar is out the window when the stakes are this high
The "Let alone a man." Part would not make sense. He says "My potions aren't fit for a beast let alone a man."
This is what convinced ZENDAYA to get on board for THE CHALLENGERS movie he wrote
Update: He still cant handle my strongest potions
But I clearly can. Pass them potions to me!
Александр Напалков You cannot handle his potions! His potions are too strong for you!
Did he win the battle?
be1gone .twice he died because he didn't have any potions
MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSIL- oh I'm out of mana, I need a poti- *YOUCANTHANDLEMYPOTIONS!*
Plot✅
Drama✅
Quality Actors✅
Satisfactive End✅
Potions✅
Better than any shit on the internet
You've missed one more:
*Potions*
@@CertifiedGoonerMan oh crap thx for reminding
better than most movies
Satisfying/satisfactory*
the end could be interpreted as a cliffhanger, it seems like the potion seller slowly loses patience until the very last line when he realizes he can use the power he holds for his own purposes
Oh god, it’s resurfaced.
_but did it ever really leave?_
ThatLycanTomboy yea it left when i was 6
@@Zimodo oh no
_it never had_
*IT SHALL NEVER DIE I, DEATH DECLARE IT SO!*
@@ActuallyDeath It just took the strongest healing potions to avoid you
This man wrote one of the best screenplays of 2024...
I like how he started out thinking it was hilarious, and then ended up actually getting upset.
+Jaquiline Kangas It was only then that he realized the severity of the situation.
+Jaquiline Kangas Sheer desperation borne from frustration.
+ChaseFaceShow Hey look it's that one guy
+Jaquiline Kangas Do you have any idea how devestating it is to not get the strongest potions because you are of the weakest?
+Jaquiline Kangas It finally sunk in that he was clearly of the weakest.
If Adult Swim gave him a show of just playing with video filters I would genuinely watch 30 minutes of it
First reply
@@drasticmeasures3493 nobody cares
I would watch 700000 hours
Bro only 30 minutes. I would watch it for the rest of my life
I agree
This video has such an energy to it but I can’t properly describe it
2019 energy?
Crackhead Energy
Meme energy
chaotic good
@@samya978
*chaotic chaotic
Lyrics:
Hello potion seller, I’m going into battle and I want your strongest potions
My potions are too strong for you, traveller
Potion seller, I tell you I’m going into battle and I want only your strongest potions
You can’t handle my potions, they are too strong for you
Potion seller, listen to me, I want only your strongest potions
My potions would kill you traveller, you cannot handle my potions
Potion seller, enough of these games, I’m going to battle and I need your strongest potions
My strongest potions would kill you traveller, you can’t handle my strongest potions.You better go to a seller that sells weaker potions
Potion seller, I’m telling you right now, I’m going into battle and I need only your strongest potions
You don’t know what you asked traveller, my strongest potions would kill a dragon, let alone a man. You need a seller that sells weaker potions, because my potions are too strong
Potion seller, I’m telling you I need your strongest potions, I’m going into a battle, I’m going to battle, and I need your strongest potions
You can’t handle my strongest potions. No one can, my strongest potions are fit for a beast, let alone a man
Potion seller what do I have to tell you to get your potions? Why won’t you trust me with your strongest potions, potion seller? I need them if I’m to be successful in the battle
I can’t give you my strongest positions, because my strongest potions are only for the strongest beings and you are of the weakest
Well then, that’s it potion seller, I’ll go elsewhere, I’ll go elsewhere for my potions
That’s what you better do
I’ll go elsewhere for my potions and I’ll never come back
Good, you are not welcome here. My potions are only for the strongest and you are clearly not of the strongest, you are clearly of the weakest
You have had your say, potion seller, but I’ll have mine. You’re a rascal; you’re a rascal with no respect for the knights, no respect for anything except your potions
Why respect the knights? When my potions can do anything that you can?
"You have had your say, potion seller, but I’ll have mine. You’re a rascal"
This line always gets me
Thank you
THANK YOU!!
He goes from stoic to amused to exasperated to sorrow to rage and then horror.
This is the greatest, most emotionally driven story I have ever seen.
It's beautiful
+Bawwbeh So much better than twilight
+Bawwbeh Oh man, I don't know if I should laugh or I should be sorry for the guy because of how painful it looks to him, haha xD.
+druckqqq not even a dragon could...
+Bawwbeh It's written better than most movies today.
I love the subtleties of this piece, like how the Knight is confident and stoic when he enters, while the Potion Seller is rather meek and introverted, speaking little. As the story continues, the characters develop, the Knight is flustered by the refusal of service and becomes at first irritated, then angered, then flat out desperate to obtain what the Potion Seller possesses.
He exposes his core character flaw, that he is frightened of battle and doesn't trust himself to succeed without a performance enhancing drug. The Potion Seller becomes bolder, speaking more often and confidently, emboldened by the Knight's clear insecurities and pleading.
These character flaws only make the Potion Seller more certain of his refusal of service and by the end he demands that the Knight leaves and underlines the core theme, that the Knight believes that the potions are worth more than anything a Knight can achieve naturally, and so he states that the potions are capable of anything that the Knight can do.
Bruh
This should have millions of likes
@@tdk2668 I appreciate that
@skin09588 why? This is a cool ass elaboration!
sir this is a wendys
this is how I imagine buying drugs works.
more like "drug seller, I need..." - "ay man I've got everything, weed, coke, crack, you can have anything, anything you want, just go ahead and buy some of my drugs, my drugs are fit for anyone, anyone at all, no matter who you are, my drugs are a good way to get intoxicated"
Its very similar
Only when you're already on drugs
Knights dont buy drugs, they sell them.
Buying drugs is alot like this on drugs (depending on what u on)
Script writer, I need your strongest love triangle drama.
My love triangles are too strong for you Italian man.
*man, the new elder scrolls characters are pretty cool*
Flame Werewolf still all have the same voice actor though. 🤦🏻♀️damn.🤣
This video is literally alchemy in morrowind.
Mochi Love idk if you know this but in Skyrim most of the male character are voiced by the same guy, so it works pretty well lol
"You've had your say potion seller, but I'll have mine."
“You’re a rascal!”
"You're a rascal with no respect for Knights!"
NO RESPECT FOR ANYTHING. EXCEPT YOUR P O T I O N S
Why respect knights...?
When my *potions* can do *anything* that *you* can...?
*quicksaves*
_Legend says he still cant handle the strongest potions._
Nobody cannnn
Wrong. This knight was the chosen one. He would of been able to handle the potion because he's the protagonist of the story
As someone else mentioned... plot twist the man only made poisons so the knight would have died as he made the strongest poisons
Looks like the legend has different ending in each country.
In my country the potion seller was a Sursian spy trying to ruin the country of Marciae by not selling the strongest potions to the knights.
this guy wrote that tennis movie "challengers" that's coming out soon, but his talent has been apparent from the start
This influenced me a lot more than it should have
Leave potion seller in vodka for a week
Hey!!!!! Story goes full circle!!
How does this not have more likes?
hey it's the vodka guy!
Same here
The Elder Scrolls VI gameplay looks fantastic
@@magsec5 you have violated the law
dOn'T yOu MeAn SkYrIm VI
beautiful
Bethesda should totaly hire this guy
@@malfattio2894 they were probably going to until he got an arrow in the knee
It is incredible in the purest definition of the word that this came out on the same day as Dark Souls.
Oh my god
His strongest potion is the Estus flask
Bruh
huh what are the odds?
He was waiting for the game to finish installing so he could buy only the strongest of potions
Absolutely wild that this dude would go on to write a film that made 100 million at the box office (Challengers)
I feel like this is a conversation between an underage teenager trying to buy beer and a drugstore clerk
Hello Gas Station Clerk, I'm going to a Party, and I want your Strongest Vodkas.
My Vodkas are too strong for you, customer.
Gas Station Clerk, I tell you I am going to a party, and I want only your Strongest Vodkas.
@@losercubics1987 You can’t handle my vodkas. They’re too strong for you.
@@GhostBouDB Gas Station Clerk, Listen to me, I want only your Strongest Vodkas.
Looks like a normal conversation in The Elder Scrolls : Oblivion
Don't subscribe please
An average conversation between a Knight Of The Nine and a Elf Alchemist .
Faces are about the same too
Do you have the amulet of kings?
I don't know you, and I don't care to know you.
You have my ear,citizen.
Every year I come back to check if he's finally strong enough for the potions.
What, like on New Year's Day?
"Hey, are you ready for the countdown? We've got the champagne ready to pop!"
"Sorry, I can't come. I'm making sure that a highly emotional knight with a chin that could drill a hole into a brick wall gets the potions he so richly deserves from an arrogant potion seller that knows the truth behind the knight's weakness and is bluntly removing his self-confidence for reasons not even God himself knows. Don't worry, I'll be back in a bit more than three minutes."
I come back to this once every year or so. It's strangely comforting, a reminder of simpler times. Ah man. When did we get old.
Amen to that, still waiting to feel like an adult.
potion man, take by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Potion man, for I can not stand, laying on the sand, without your brew brands.
Oh . I found the bards !
Potion man, the voyage into battle for the globe is a real trip.
I just spit everywhere
Potion man, the author of a brand not fit for a man, rejecting all the knights that he can
"Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can" such a brutal line to end on
I’m going to have this potion seller in my next D&D game.
Yo let me know how it goes LMAO
This potion seller was in my last game, my dm is awesome
I'm making a Homebrew for the Potion Seller, lol!
900th like you’re welcome
Ooh, make it dangerous
If you've seen Past Lives, the heartbreakingly beautiful Celine Song film, the husband is based on this guy. Strange to think about, but I'm happy for him!
This man has single-handedly inspired me to write characters
but can they handle his strongest potions
This Potion Seller is in my D&D game. He acts the same. He sounds the same. His potions are too strong for the characters.
@@alexsimonenko465 nope. Do it my man. Characters will buy the potions, and give it some bad consequences
@@ASuspiciousCrab Yes! My players will never forget the phrase "please roll a constitution check for me..."
@@alexsimonenko465 indeed. Wizards and sorcerers fear those words the most
★☆☆☆☆
"Came for strong potions to succeed in my battle but received none and was insulted! Not coming back!"
-Legendary Knight
09/22/11
This is a legit comment and no reply.
Response from the owner -
GOOD. THIS REVIEWER IS NOT WELCOME HERE.
Amazingly skyrim hadn't been released yet.
Big mood
Some say he’s still fucking virgins today
Elder Scrolls VI dialogue options are looking good
Remington oh hi mark
Remington hi
Remington hi
Remington hy
Remington high
He went from this to writing a play, a book, and a feature length film. All of them award winning
Imagine the roommate who lived with him. "Oh god that weirdo that talked into photobooth on his 2006 MacBook when he had writer's block? Thank god I never spoke to him again. Oh. Wha- he's written a movie starring Zendaya now?! And he's authored a book, what the heck???"
I love that he's cracking up.
That or on the verge of crying.
James Miller of course he’s crying, the potion seller won’t give him his strongest potions!
I'm gonna be honest, I'm a dungeon master, and I wrote a Dungeons & Dragons campaign where Potion Seller is a key recurring character throughout the story and it's my proudest achievement to date
That is AMAZING
Does he sell potions or just say the players are weak?
And none of them killed him?
Im a DM too... I need to find a way to fit this in x'D
@@IronBahamut his potions can do anything the knight can, he would win.
I'm convinced this video hasn't been seen by loads of people at all, and the millions of views are actually the same people coming back to it over and over again.
This was so ahead of its time
Tom this was very ahead of its time
@@Tom-ru1br this is way ahead of its time
@@Tom-ru1br this was super ahead of its time
@@Tom-ru1br no
It's above time
A classmate of mine in Web Design was obsessed with this video all semester, to the point where he made multiple websites based on it.
what the
Could you please tell me the links? It's fine if you don't want to but I would love to see them
I think we all want to see these.
You can't just say this and NOT give the website links.
*LINKS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN* 🥺
*Why is this the longest video on the internet But it’s only 3 mins*
I kept looking at the runtime...
Uncle Terry repetition is a wonderful technique
Probably because it’s his face and forehead
Took me 4 viewings to finish the damn thing
Because his potions are too strong
I saw the vision.... I could sense this guy was a writing genius from 13 years ago.
Yea sex is cool but have you tried his strongest potions?
No!! They would kill a dragon let alone a man!
No one has
No, they are for the strongest.
666th like from me.
Nah cause I can't handle them
When you try to buy alcohol underage
When you try to buy potions underage
If you got a friend that is lvl 21 that can buy those potions and you tell him to trade for the potions
jokes aside, "why respect knights when my potions can do that anything you can?" is actually raw
It's actually a really terrifying line that I expect from a movie not
This
Even though this is perhaps the greatest movie of all time
Okay but if his potions are fit for a beast then he can't use them, thus making his potions worthless to himself
@@crash1108 A missile guidance program is useless to a programmer, but it can multiply the effectiveness of a rocket 100 fold.
Mages>>>
Skyrim. I don't need to try anymore. The game broke and all my potions are like 1000x more effective than they should be. my character just dopes constantly and nothing can kill him anymore. Its a curse
Potion seller. The king of England is dying of cancer, and he needs only your strongest potions.
My potions will kill him, traveler. He cannot handle my potions.
@@TobDissy Potion seller, I tell you the king of England is dying of cancer, and he needs only your strongest potions.
I love that you can hear somebody laugh in the background at 1:31 which just makes him break a little. The idea that you would do this in the same house as somebody has such a powerful energy
Not only that, but he turned his laugh into the knight breaking down into tears. All of Justin's videos are ad-libbed and he's a master of improvisation.
Nice catch. I m8ssed that.
I always love how he transformed his laughing into crying to stay in character.
Now that is what I call maximum acting.
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, 2006 (colorized)
ye
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finally Elder Scrolls reference
I think you misspelled elder scrolls V Skyrim
Accurate
This is the face of a man who has a very good chance of winning an academy award next year.
this video was 3 minutes long, but it felt like 3 hours
I want to like this comment, but it has 420 likes.
It felt like I was watching a movie.
The power of good dialogue.
3 glorious hours
Donut Boi buccellati nooooo