Some guy in Romania named Vlad became prince and impaled a bunch of people, and that caused a chain reaction over hundreds of years leading to the creation of this video
Vlad was born a prince of Wallachia and then given to the ottomans as a hostage for more than a decade and when released he became King of Wallachia and a hero to his people fighting the ottoman empire.
That Laura Palmer pack has the opps actin peculiar, I got Blac Chyna out there lettin' that zaza stank just to see who bites. Told em it was the kind of gas that put Gumby outta commission, but that shit sent them straight to the black lodge. Better hope the earth is round, because Bob is coming for your ass at a direct longitudinal angle.
"We smokin' _filtered _*_crack_*_ ,_ you _stupid piece of shit!_ " I don't know why, but all the previous long-winded dank kush type lines, then casually dropping the sheer fucking bluntness of _that_ killed me
I feel like I'm in the room with 3 guys I barely know and an old man. Then we smoked, but that shit was laced. Now we are here like we walked through fog in a scooby doo cartoon.
“Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves, the last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them, slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him” Most important historical event of our time.
I love how this flow implies that Dracula has been a hustler for thousands and thousands of years and hes seen society's fall and rise over and over and he still stays the same.
@@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 If we're going to be historically accurate: _Sees the fall of Constantinople and the Ottoman advance_ *"Reach for my neck and get turned into an example"*
"Call that pussy the matrix, cuz im in this bitch and i cant get out!" Made me fucking cry laughing. How the fuck are so many of these lines unironically some of the hardest shit ive ever heard?
The concept of Dracula’s life and conquests leading to him becoming a modern day ghetto warlord is incredible. He’d be the best at it, savage beyond comprehension. I think it’d make for a great show or something in the vein (heh) of What We Do In The Shadows.
They say in the final level of the backrooms, he’s there waiting for you in his dark room. He spits this stuff at you for an hour, and you emerge back into this realm the hardest MF ever.
This series is a perfect example of how simple delivery goes a long way in making something funny. By themselves these lines wouldn't even get a chuckle out of me but the way this dude says them makes it legit some the fucking funniest shit I've ever heard in my life.
"Tied the ops to the back of a trackhawk and dragged 'em around the block for twenty-four hours; motherf***er looked like a 'Resident Evil 5' campaign extra after we was done with 'em." H A R D
@@masterklaw4527 The whole verse is "it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of A needle than for a rich person to enter the Kingdom of God." So not only is it biblical, but he's saying he's rich af and still going to heaven. Double flex
@@NobleGas_54let’s not forget he’s a vampire too. Vampires are (in some stories) unholy creatures who can’t enter heaven. So it’s another layer of flex.
"Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves, the last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them; slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him" is the coldest line ever dropped in the history of words spoken by mortals or immortals alike
My friend threw a housewarming party this weekend, and I legitimately went into the shared spreadsheet where we were listing the food we were bringing and wrote "Sequoia banshee boogers" after what I was actually bringing. No I don't live in a legal state, but I still want to see a weed strain with this name so I don't sound so goofy when using that phrase in mixed company.
This shit will turn your neocortex off Trailer park sistermom cooch taste like a 9 volt battery Fat Jess from down the street came from above and broke my fking pelvis
@deemontes7265 honestly lol. THC, especially via high-percentage products, is known to disrupt proper sleep. It fucks with circadian rhythm as well as normal REM sleep.
I was scrolling the comments during the video and literally just saw this part as I was genuinely scrolling by your comment and lost my shit. It immediately went into an ad after giving me the perfect opportunity to comment this lol. Hilarious coincidence and a line I'll be using the piss out of 😅
This masterpiece of a video somehow manages to include some of the hardest bars ever written, along with historical references like Mansa Musa and the Magna Carta, biblical quotes, and the Kardashev Civilization Scale Just absolutely insane writing skills
I literally couldn't get up from laughing so hard and was dizzy for hours after this. I was crouching by the sink in a failed attempt to drink water because i could not for the life of me stand up.
“IDGAF if I go blind, I don’t need to see the price tag anyway” is the hardest shit I’ve ever head
Real cracka fax machine dawg.
"I balled so hard they thought I was a nutsack" goes way harder
@@QuiGonJoe"My bitch look like David Hasselhoff" 💀
"Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the Archangels take him"
absolute fucking bars
Some guy in Romania named Vlad became prince and impaled a bunch of people, and that caused a chain reaction over hundreds of years leading to the creation of this video
Canon event.
Vlad was born a prince of Wallachia and then given to the ottomans as a hostage for more than a decade and when released he became King of Wallachia and a hero to his people fighting the ottoman empire.
@@King_Flippy_NipsSo you could say that the opps wanted some initiative, so he blew up their entire quadrant.
@@Sir_Ryan_The_One_Earedholy shit
Nexus-level event
If I ever get dementia I really hope I'm quoting this while I cook a shoe in the microwave or some shit
You must have early dementia cuz you forgot he is HIM
They got another video on this channel where someone deep fried some airforce 1s so you might not be off there.
I read this comment on mushrooms and laughed for ten straight minutes
This shit ain’t nothing to me man
😂😂😂😂😂
"reach for my neck, I'll turn you into an example" is hard as hell
been sampled in a hardcore song i forgot which one
@@roodydaberry Beef by BIG ASS TRUCK
@@KazeKageAnthonyTTV hell yeah bro i love you big ass truck rocks so cal beatdown on top 🙏
"They must have amnesia they forgot that I'm HIM." HARDEST QUOTE OF THE YEAR
Drac Cold-Blooded with it 🥶😤
@@monkeyhook6856 on god
Lmao that was too damn funny
Maybe if it was 12:01am January 1st
He coulda said anything ending in "I'm him" and yall would say he's "goated" 😭
"I don't give a fuck if I go blind, I don't need to see the price tag anyway."
Actually fucking hard.
Yeah
yes
Made that disgusting look like “that was nasty😤”
Yeag
The next time this is shown I will have an aneurysm.
The next time someone says Americans have no culture just show them this
I’m so thankful you’ve seen this video
How come you're under all life changing videos
Sing this over all-star
Stop this cultural appropriation. This is that home grown transylvanian fire
Don't be dumb, this is Transylvanian culture.
"Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him" is fuckin' monolithic
love how dracula is more powerful than archangels
@@transsexual_computer_faerythat vampire puzzy mutated him
Banished to the shadow realm 😅 💀💀
Do you know what monolithic means?
@nickpagano7134 secondary definition is large and powerful kiss my grits sugar tits don't fuckin' dictionary me fuckboy
"Top shelf zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm" is such a sleeper line
"sleeper"
Damn, bar-ception
The Zaza got me speaking Esperanto.
Straight bars no guards ❌👮
@@kingbod2075you beat me to it
"Ops wanted some initiative. Blew up their entire quadrant, I'm moving Like oppenheimer."
What a line 🔥
Yea that shit hard as fuck when you think about it.
Hitting like Hiroshima
Nailin'em like Nagasaki
Slapping like Okinawa
Annihilating like Afghanistan
This is David Lynch's most groundbreaking work
WE MAKING IT OUTTA THE BLACK LODGE WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Bro.. ☠️
That Laura Palmer pack has the opps actin peculiar, I got Blac Chyna out there lettin' that zaza stank just to see who bites. Told em it was the kind of gas that put Gumby outta commission, but that shit sent them straight to the black lodge. Better hope the earth is round, because Bob is coming for your ass at a direct longitudinal angle.
the way shes bouncing on my twins you know im boutta peak
Twin Peak Pack
"I was flippin bricks for Mansa Musa before yall even became a type 1 civilization" is absolutely fucking insane
yes
Only og's got this one
"She dropped that ass on me from an egregarious angle." im fucking dying
This shit ain’t nothing to me man
Funny, but too bad it's not a word
not sure if he meant egregious or gregarious lmao🤣
@@IluvatarEru both
@@IluvatarEruI dead ass googled it because I never heard the word before and gregarious is the only thing that'd pop up lol
''They must have amnesia, they forgot that I'm him'' dracula went full in on this one 🔥🔥
lol i was the 666th like
Papa Frank reaching through the Internet with this bar.
"I was flippin bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a type-1 civilization"
Whoever is writing these is fuckin cool
dracula is writing these, who else could
Yeah those are some SICK references, I’m impressed
Whoever is writing these has one of the best minds ever 😂
lmfao was not expecting a Mansa Musa reference
@@laughingstock7638point confirmed. You sheep are laughing at the fact it’s Dracula. Pathetic
His slight southern accent makes it so much funnier
elderly georgia accent goes hard
he gotta link up with Unknown Hinson
He sounds like an old Jason Lee lol
@@MrWolfSnack thought he was from Louisiana?
“Reach for my neck, get turned into an example,” is one of the best lines here
I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF I GO BLIND, I DONT NEED TO SEE THE PRICE TAG ANYWAY
STEP THE WRONG WAY AND YOU WILL PERISH
@@wickedwastelander2410*i left my Marcello's in the Benz truck I'll have to stunt on them next time*
@@TheHarrisontemple margiela's
@@vertigoEdits thanks
An old man, with painted on hair, preaching some of the hardest lines in history. This is perfection.
Nah that's actually Dracula.
Def you got Amnesia since you forgot that's him
you got amnesia
Old man? That's the Prince of darkness himself.
my favorite part is when it starts melting down his forehead
😂
"We smokin' _filtered _*_crack_*_ ,_ you _stupid piece of shit!_ "
I don't know why, but all the previous long-winded dank kush type lines, then casually dropping the sheer fucking bluntness of _that_ killed me
This line alone had me in stitches bro the delivery is just perfect
It’s easily one of my top 3 favorite lines.
"We smoking sh*t in a glass pipe, blowing the Lord's bubbles." Was about meth fym 😭😭
The real comedy here is you cant smoke crack properly without a filter called chore ...
that, and coupled with the background laughter afterwards added to it
Dracula Flow feels like a video from 2011
It really does feel like OG TH-cam
Joji👀
@@samgerwin1101Filthy Frank
I feel like I'm in the room with 3 guys I barely know and an old man. Then we smoked, but that shit was laced. Now we are here like we walked through fog in a scooby doo cartoon.
I was gonna like your comment, but it has 420 likes
“Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take em “ had me in TEARS
one of the hardest lines ever uttered by man
One of the most diabolical lines I've ever heard.
Is it a ghost reference????
thats the hardest thing not just said in 2023 but the hardest thing almost any man has ever fucking heard HE IS HIM
@@MississippiHalfStepUh, no, it’s just a reference to angels
The constant swerve from zoomer slang into hard-scifi stargate shit is so essential to the flow it sends me consistently.
STEP THE WRONG WAY AND YOU WILL *_PERISH_*
I was flippin bricks for Mansa Musa before yall even became a type 1 civilization
Thank you for wrapping that point man. It dances the line and it makes it phenomenal
*My presence alone is enough to make the lips of life quiver*
SHE DROPPED THAT ASS ON ME FROM AN EGREGARIOUS ANGLE
“Slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him” is not only a god-tier bar, now no one else can use it without coming back to this
Greatest bar dropped in the 2020s
The line right before might be even harder
What was the timestamp for that one i need to listen to it again
Nvm found it its 1:34
Sounds like a Billy Woods bar
Cold as fuck
dream blunt rotation is just this guy and a couple of clones of him
“Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves, the last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them, slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him”
Most important historical event of our time.
It's Givenchy but it's perfect anyway
@@Samusamu57 thank you I had no idea what that brand was but it’s just such a iconic line It must be cherished
@@victorminkov5183 no problem, sometimes it's useful to be french
>drops the hardest line I've ever heard
>immediately pivots to saying goofy shit
brilliant
Legitimately one of the hardest quotes I’ve ever heard in my life
It’s amazing to me how this oscillates between some shit you’d hear in a legit hip hop track and absolute insanity
"I don't give a fuck if i go blind, I don't need to see the price tags anyway" to "Blacc Chyna, I drank her piss out another man's balls"
Real
The perfect median is death grips
Simultaneously growing and killing brain cells
this is an unreleased RXK nephew song
Dracula flow videos legitimately have me in tears, like nothing else has in a long time lmao
So true. 🤣🤣😭😭😭😭💀
dude, this the funniest fucking shit I have seen in a very long time lmao finally something good 😂😂
literally
really this is so dumb yet so effectively hilarious.
This reminds me of TH-cam back in the day.
My daily affirmations
lmfao
Lol 😂
I love how this flow implies that Dracula has been a hustler for thousands and thousands of years and hes seen society's fall and rise over and over and he still stays the same.
**Drac watching the fall of Rome**
"This shit ain't nothin' to me man."
@@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 he flipped too many bad bricks got the whole empire tweaking
This shit ain't nothin to him man.
Get the Empower on the phone, fronted him a brick last week
@@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147
If we're going to be historically accurate:
_Sees the fall of Constantinople and the Ottoman advance_
*"Reach for my neck and get turned into an example"*
I've been saying 'This shit ain't nothin to me, man' whenever I get stressed out. It works wonders.
Yoo I'm gonna start doing that now, new anti-anxiety just dropped!
Same
I will have to try as well.
I’ve said this shit ain’t nothin to me man every day since I saw part one 😂
No shit… I literally made a song about that
I love that the Dracula hair gets more fixed and accurate with each episode.
theyre honing it to a point hes getting dangerous
He's getting stronger
they’re getting more for the budget each time
This is almost perfect. Almost...... It would be closer to perfect if there weren't mouth breathers laughing after each line.
@@BAGGStheAugmentedI kind of find it endearing, feels like a video from a decade ago.
no context, no backstory, no reason, no logic, no filter, nothing.... but absolute banger rhymes and hilarity!!!
"Opps want some initiative, I blew up their quadrant" has to be the hardest line I've ever heard.
Ong lmao
Im movin like Oppenheimer
2:49
I spittaked water on that line.
Can someone explain wtf this means?
"Opps wanted some initiative, blew up their entire quadrant. I'm moving like Oppenheimer" is one of the coldest shit I've ever heard
yes
Can you please explain to me what it means? I dont know what an opp is and I dont get the joke on this one. Thx.
@@momentarylapse1362 an opp is an enemy , like a rival gang member, and Oppenheimer designed the atomic bombs that destroyed Hiroshima and Nagasaki
@@momentarylapse1362opp is short for opposition
If this dude passed me the blunt I would accept it like a knight accepting a sword from the king
Well, he has seen the eye of Torah, and pushed a camel through the eye of a needle.. I would too.
FR THO
sire
Sire 🧎
Sire
The fact that you can hear the laughter in the background makes it so much better for some reason
“my shooter a crackhead, he look like woody Harrelson” should be on his tombstone. hardest bar of all time
Or on mine, bc my soul left my body when I heard it. The 80's sitcom credit frozen in time type of laugh.
"we smokin SHIT, in a glass pipe, blowin da Lord's bubbles" made me fuckin crease 😂😂
I don’t get this line :(
@@_Cato_look up any picture of woody harrelson
@@donda2listeningparty568 He looks like a crackhead? I can think of better examples lol
"Slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him." HARD HARD HARD.
That line was heavenly
Shit got *biblical* in the crypt
Even the sumerian sodomites felt the fire from that burn
quickly followed by I need more Sequoia banshee boogers
Hardest line in the whole video
The layers of "We smokin that Whoopi Goldberg south egyptian furburger deluxe mega million scratcher skunk bubba kush" are multitudinous
possibly the most powerful sentence constructed in the English language
Bro I’m pretty smart. But it would take me an entire week to decipher this.
@@DonGrigorianFishingI don't think you are
@@shopattenshopatten9430 why you hating bro? We’re out here enjoying a new character and your just openly hating…What’s wrong? You need attention?
@@DonGrigorianFishingbrotha
"And I let the Archangels take him" goes stupendously hard.
"She dropped that ass on me from an egregarious angle" so many great lines in this 😂
Yeah 😂
lol yes
I left my Margielas in the Benz truck. I’ll have to stunt on them next time
Dracula effortlessly swapping between insane ramblings to the hardest one-liners you have ever heard.
Accurate
"Call that pussy the matrix, cuz im in this bitch and i cant get out!" Made me fucking cry laughing. How the fuck are so many of these lines unironically some of the hardest shit ive ever heard?
You must have amnesia. You forgot he's him.
He's Him Kardashian
@@hedobevibindoe5870 the himulation
Someone else mentioned Joji owns this channel
@@ImDrewZ i can't unhear filthy frank in these lines now, i buy it
The concept of Dracula’s life and conquests leading to him becoming a modern day ghetto warlord is incredible. He’d be the best at it, savage beyond comprehension. I think it’d make for a great show or something in the vein (heh) of What We Do In The Shadows.
"They must have Amnesia, they forgot I'm him" has become part of my daily vocabulary
same
What's exactly means "I'm him "?
@@mmonster121its like “i’m that guy”
idk if u know what that means but yeah
@@mmonster121 just means like he's the man
@@mohawk4759you're not that guy pal trust me
The fact he kept a straight face the entire time is ridiculous but made it even funnier lol
this shit aint nothin to him, man
he'll kill you
you must have forgot who he is
@@m3zmri think he has amnesia
I think most of it flew over his painted on hair
This video feels like an hour long.
I don't think humanity is ready for an hour of this.
They say in the final level of the backrooms, he’s there waiting for you in his dark room. He spits this stuff at you for an hour, and you emerge back into this realm the hardest MF ever.
It took me a hour to make it all the way through 😂🤣
I wish it was 😂
lmaoooo
This series is a perfect example of how simple delivery goes a long way in making something funny. By themselves these lines wouldn't even get a chuckle out of me but the way this dude says them makes it legit some the fucking funniest shit I've ever heard in my life.
"motherfucker looked like a resident evil 5 campaign extra after we was done with them" is so underrated
As an RE fan it blew me to smithereens when I heard that. I was completely unprepared.
Straight heat💀🔥
Dude "call that pussy the matrix cause I'm in this bitch and I can't get out" is so fucking raw and no one is talking about it.
Played RE5 a few weeks ago then hearing this I’m flabbergasted
too underrated
“I was flipping bricks for Mansa Musa before y’all even became a type 1 civilization”
Thank god for me knowing just enough about history and sci fi just to understand this genius
I'm so happy I like history because this line is genuinely so hard
We're not a type 1 civilization though lol were at like .8 on the kardashev scale
@@8thHaikagethis only implies the video is from the distant future. Entirely believable.
On top of everything else I think it's a Civ 6 reference, since Mansa Musa is a playable leader and the game is called Civilization.
"Tied the ops to the back of a trackhawk and dragged 'em around the block for twenty-four hours; motherf***er looked like a 'Resident Evil 5' campaign extra after we was done with 'em."
H
A
R
D
"I threw diamonds on the strip club under the great pyramids, I pushed the camel through an eye of the needle" biblical line
What is this, "Prince of Egypt" or something?
Do you think he means that he’s rich but still getting into heaven or that he literally put that camel through the needle eye?
@@masterklaw4527 The whole verse is "it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of A needle than for a rich person to enter the Kingdom of God." So not only is it biblical, but he's saying he's rich af and still going to heaven. Double flex
@@NobleGas_54let’s not forget he’s a vampire too. Vampires are (in some stories) unholy creatures who can’t enter heaven. So it’s another layer of flex.
"slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him" SHEEEESH
"Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves, the last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them; slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him" is the coldest line ever dropped in the history of words spoken by mortals or immortals alike
Swiftly followed by Sequoia Banshee BoogersTM
@@gutgunstig7061nashville nibblers
@@TheRealDPoolyi left my margielas in the benz truck, ill have to stunt on em next time
@@redssign*margielas
@@mochicuatrothank you, i am poor
As much as I want Dracula flow 4 I don’t know if this can be topped
Don’t doubt the power of Dracula
You must have amnesia, cuz u forgot he's him
Facts
@@terrencemerchant2657FAX
I’d say give it some time before we can get back into this
This is someone’s dad, that’s my favorite part
This feels like a youtube video from 2009 in the best ways. Timeless content
We must share this video with the generations to come
Just found out this channel is owned by joji, aka filthy frank
I thought it was some old ass shit lmao
@@Cyan_Wingnfw lmaoooooooo
it's from an old mind @@91mac_
So much of this is going to permanently enter my vocabulary
This shit ain't nothing to me man
Blowin the lords bubbles is dropped by me atleast once an hour at work
Welcome to the club g, half my lexicon is just this
me and my friends quote this at least 3.5 times a week
My friend threw a housewarming party this weekend, and I legitimately went into the shared spreadsheet where we were listing the food we were bringing and wrote "Sequoia banshee boogers" after what I was actually bringing. No I don't live in a legal state, but I still want to see a weed strain with this name so I don't sound so goofy when using that phrase in mixed company.
WE SMOKIN SYMBIOTES🗣️🗣️🗣️
goin green goblin mode
Hardest shit I've heard in a while
Fucking 🔥
We smokin’ dung beetle
This shit will turn your neocortex off
Trailer park sistermom cooch taste like a 9 volt battery
Fat Jess from down the street came from above and broke my fking pelvis
"Opps wanted some initiative. Blew up their entire quadrant. I'm moving like Oppenheimer." 😂
"We smokin symbiotes" will never not make me die. Whoever wrote that line is goin places in comedy. Straight off the wall energy 😂
Apparently this is from jojis label (aka filthy frank)
no shit rlly?@@Chodey510
Perhaps its the gift weve been missing since 2016 ;_; (specially after the pink guy cosplay at one of the concerts)
@@RAMZAVFX a man can dream
It is 100% FF he copyrighted it with his company
The person who wrote this has been too all the places, but they're not coming back and that's okay
"we smokin that woopie goldberg, south Egyptian, verburger deluxe, mega million scratcher, skunk bubakush" hardest bar in history
i think its fur burger deluxe haha but great bar regardless
the line is funny but the way he says it too lol
“We smoking’ shit in a glass pipe blowin’ the Lord’s bubbles”
Amen 🙏🙏🙏
That shit has no right being that lyrical or hard 😂
Hey what's your pfp from
🙏
If you smoke crack then you practically christian
The laugh afterwards always sends me, had them boys crackin up 😂
Dude understood his job w this one 😂😂😂 he was reading before in 1 & 2 but from 3 on Dracula Flow was SPITTIN. Y'all really make gold w this series!
im so happy he found his element right during the "i pushed a camel through the eye of a needle" part because its the best quote of all three videos
"Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him." goes SO HARD
On god 🗣️🗣️🔊🔊🔊
Bro if someone hit me with that shit I would go right the fuck home
Dracula flow is for the culture
duck
i agree
you know if the duck is here, its gotta have George involved.
Facts
I’m on them Nashville nibblers
“Top-shelf Zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm” 😂😂😂💀
Fr I was like that shit is just true lmao.
@@j.d.123dawg I been cryin laughin at that for the past 20 minutes send help lmaoooo
Shit ACTUALLY makes sense 😂
@deemontes7265 honestly lol. THC, especially via high-percentage products, is known to disrupt proper sleep. It fucks with circadian rhythm as well as normal REM sleep.
Where's the lie?
I can't stop quoting the filtered crack bit and it's likely to get me in trouble at work.
Amazing isn't it 😂
"They must have amnesia they forgot that I'm HIM." Is the best line ever uttered by a human or vampire.
Also Dracula is one of the few people it would make sense to say this lol
this has to be a filthy frank call back
"I pushed a camel through the eye of a needle" bro went biblical on these mfs
yes
yes
yes
This actually pulled me out of a 4 month long existential crisis.
Feel this on a Hegelian lvl
This shit made me manic for a week but i think it was also all the vodka that helped with that
damn why can I relate
Same
You've seen the Magna Carta.
Imagine if this is the only proof that humans ever existed
Id love that
Are we gonna just ignore the fact “Reach for my neck, get turned into an example” is one of the hardest bars in history
i read this comment right as i reached that part, it was perfect
"Slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him. " is THE hardest bar in history.
Dated back past AD to BC and his flow hits as hard as two rhinos trying to gangbang a hippo.
@@JinxyKat same
"They must have amensia, they forgot that I'm him" is the hardest line in this monologue imo
@@PWS859
"I don"t give af if I go blind, I dont need to see the price tag anyway."
Hard line, you cant even argue.
flippin bricks for mansa musa before you even became a type 1 civilisation.... coldest line since the Mesolithic era 🥶🥶🥶
Glad to know that Frank is still funny as hell. I can hear him laughing in the background lol
Every line feels like it could be the start of a Death Grips song
Im convinced he is Mr. Grips.
ex military type beat
IT GOES IT GO-
I really want to hear this with the "Beware" instrumental now 😆
Scratch that it already exists lmfao
"I don't give a fuck if I go blind I don't need to see the price tag anyway"
That goes hard as fuck man, I felt that in my soul
“I balled so hard they thought I was a fuckin nutsack” ruins me every time 😭💀
ẞ
I was scrolling the comments during the video and literally just saw this part as I was genuinely scrolling by your comment and lost my shit. It immediately went into an ad after giving me the perfect opportunity to comment this lol. Hilarious coincidence and a line I'll be using the piss out of 😅
Showed this to my grandma on her deathbed, SHE LOVED IT!!!!!!
What she say 😂
This man has single handedly given me the most senior quote ideas for my yearbook...
"im on 12 Vicodin smoking scooby doo dick"
Wonder if a highschool would allow mention of “that Whoopi Goldberg south Egyptian fur burger deluxe mega millions scratchers skunk bubba lush”
Brooo this video came out way too late 😅
This is like a Death Grips concert done acoustically
Unplugged
a capella
next death grips album should just be like this
Death grips linked me here
This is what was going through my mind, a lot of these are 1000% some shit Ride would yell over a beat, all in that order.
The way you just hear everyone inhale before they're immediately cut off right after "blowing the lord's bubbles" is my favorite part.
Yoooo..!!! I lost everything after I heard that…😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Love how you can hear George laughing in the back
i've rewatched this a genuinely worrying amount of times
The first time I saw it I literally rewatched it like 5 or 6 more times in a row immediately 😂
literally i found this like 3 days ago and i've watched it at least 10 times and it's never not funny
dude me too im hooked@@KindaWellDone
You’ve got a life to live man, watch it at double speed.
Same here brotha
"Im moving like French Montana, HEH?!"
Kills me, i can stifle laughter until he says that shit
In a later video he talks about famous dex "Woah dexter"
every day for the last week i’ve been saying IM ON THEM BROWARD COUNTY TIC TACS while taking my medication
Florida folks know what he’s talking about
We sure do
@@Vienershmakenthem broward county jiggas
@@Vienershmakendirty Ⓜ️ 30s
Legit scrolled the comments until I found this phrase 😂
"I'm moving like french montana, H E H"
The sunglasses are a must making it look like he’s not reading off a script he’s just so badass he can’t stop spitting that noise
What can we say, this shit ain't nothing to him man
0:46 the sheer joy in the person in the background when he finishes this line is incredible
Sounds like Joji
@@kentuckyguntrader8564 that's what i tought also. that laugh at 1:14 is sooo identical to his
@@kentuckyguntrader8564oh god
@@kentuckyguntrader8564because it is
@@mikoseru5569 it is he wrote these
1:22 is my favorite line ever uttered from a 60+ year old man.
Mom grandpa found the edibles again.
IM CRYING
Its just so unexpected😂
The way he follows it up with such an aggressive “I’LL FUCKIN’ KILL YOU” is absolutely perfect
It’s the uncontrollable laugh from the camera man also Lmfao
SLOWLY FADED INTO DARKNESS. I LET THE ARCH ANGELS TAKE HIM🔥🔥🔥🔥
When you're happy, you enjoy the music
When you're sad, you understand the lyrics.
This masterpiece of a video somehow manages to include some of the hardest bars ever written, along with historical references like Mansa Musa and the Magna Carta, biblical quotes, and the Kardashev Civilization Scale
Just absolutely insane writing skills
Truly
dont forget resident evil 5
"I pushed the camel through the ey of the needle, you can't fuck with me man." Jesus ain't doing a second coming after that one.
You really gonna forget about Scooby-Doo man?
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This is Unforgiveable level TH-cam content, and that's saying something. This has serious old school vibes.
This is Joji we're talking about afterall
Yes! I totally get unforgivable vibes!
Brooooooo, I've been waiting for someone to say this, unforgivable definitely the funniest shit I've ever heard, but this on the level for sure
NAHHH THIS NEW SCHOOL 🔥🗣️🗣️
@@philipcoleman1297just look up filthy frank. It's the same dude. That content is very similar to this but it can be pretty offensive in the best way
Ai can never replicate this
I'm not joking when I say this video series has changed my life.
"Balled so hard I they thought I was a nutsack"
Genuinely life-changing.
That’s my favorite line. Said with so much conviction.
I haven't laughed this hard in years. This flow is an enigmatic odyssey
They must have amnesia. They forgot I’m him.
I literally couldn't get up from laughing so hard and was dizzy for hours after this. I was crouching by the sink in a failed attempt to drink water because i could not for the life of me stand up.
Tf is this
The Iliad☠️
No lie man. I been over here crying for an hour
"Reach for my neck, you will get turned into an example"
🔥🔥✍️🏻✍️🏻🦇🦇
bat avatar checks out
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timestamp please
Dracula Flow Dracula is legitimately one of the greatest characters ever conceived
"I'm gay" is so slept on.
Genuinely gonna be my senior quote
Frfr
Some of the realest shit ever wrote jit
I wish i had any reason to use that line in my life
Dracula was literally the first plug, he was him. He is him. He will continue to be him.